1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Michael Bluth was working
at home when he noticed something unusual.Copy !req
6. That can't be good.Copy !req
7. Okay, I checked underneath,
and there is a problem.Copy !req
8. - You know this isn't a real house?
- It's a model house.Copy !req
9. Well, the drain pipes aren't hooked up.
Just empty under the house.Copy !req
10. - Plus, there's a lot ofblue paint down there.
- And some pieces of denim?Copy !req
11. - Yeah.
- We've got a guy like that here.Copy !req
12. Well, that's why
your living room is sinking.Copy !req
13. And I think the city's
gonna have to red-tag it.Copy !req
14. The city is sending out an inspector.Copy !req
15. They're gonna be crawling over every inch
of this place. You're going to need to leave.Copy !req
16. Where the hell do you want me to go?
Back to your mother's?Copy !req
17. I believe there's a freeloading loser
in my bed.Copy !req
18. Buster just lost a hand.
He's going through a lot.Copy !req
19. I'm talking about Oscar.Copy !req
20. Oh, yes. Your brother.
I can see why that would bug you.Copy !req
21. In fact, Oscar had stayed with
Lucille primarily to reconnect with Buster...Copy !req
22. - whom he secretly believed to be his natural son.
- Hey, Uncle.Copy !req
23. I feel so responsible for that.Copy !req
24. Oscar had gotten injured on a shoddy device
George Sr. Had invented...Copy !req
25. - when he forgot Buster
was wearing a prosthetic hand.
- Buster! The Cornballer!Copy !req
26. - It's my father's fault!
- My fault?Copy !req
27. I was trying to keep you
from burning yourself, you idiot!Copy !req
28. I mean, yes, yes.
George Sr. Sure rushed this to market.Copy !req
29. The only reason she likes him
is he has hair.Copy !req
30. And the only reason he has any
is because he's never had any stress.Copy !req
31. Yeah? Well, you could save me
a lot of stress if you just turned yourself in.Copy !req
32. No, never. I can't go back to the joint.
No, I cannot go back there.Copy !req
33. - Hey, man!Copy !req
34. Yeah!Copy !req
35. - It's a hell-hole.
- I finally got the court to try you in absentia.Copy !req
36. Which means we're not supposed to
have any idea where you are.Copy !req
37. So you don't have to go to prison,
but you can't stay here.Copy !req
38. Remember that French movie we tried to
sneak into once- Dangerous Cousins?Copy !req
39. No, l-Why? Did we-Copy !req
40. I don't remember that, no.Copy !req
41. George Michael remembered very well.Copy !req
42. In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD
hidden in his sock drawer.Copy !req
43. Kind of.Copy !req
44. Why do you ask?Copy !req
45. I got passes to the premiere of the American
remake. Supposed to be great.Copy !req
46. It wasn't great, and Maeby knew it.Copy !req
47. The studio at which she'd finagled a job
had hoped to avoid controversy...Copy !req
48. by artlessly explaining that the two leads
weren't biological cousins.Copy !req
49. Shut up and kiss me!Copy !req
50. - Where is everybody?
- They've been fired.Copy !req
51. And you gotta fix this,
or you're gonna be fired too.Copy !req
52. - Cut it down if you have to.
- But it's only 71 minutes long.Copy !req
53. And it's only, like, 63 minutes long.
So bring Ann.Copy !req
54. No, that's not her kind of thing.Copy !req
55. I mean, if it maintains any of the complex
eroticism of the French original anyway.Copy !req
56. I like the way they think.Copy !req
57. And later, at the office,
Michael had another surprise.Copy !req
58. This can't be good.Copy !req
59. "Michael, it saddens me
greatly to say to you...Copy !req
60. "that I can no longer work
at the Bluth Company.Copy !req
61. - You've been a great boss"-
- I'm sorry, Tobias. Do you work here?Copy !req
62. Do I work- I developed an eating disorder
being your assistant, Michael.Copy !req
63. I never saw you at the desk.Copy !req
64. Well, excuse me if I was too busy
on my knees in front of the toilet, Michael.Copy !req
65. "I have a tremendous opportunity...Copy !req
66. "now that the Blue Man Group
has dropped their cease-and-desist...Copy !req
67. "and invited me to audition in Las Vegas.Copy !req
68. Also, I've developed
some issues with food"-Copy !req
69. I'm sorry to interrupt one more time.
Is this the real Blue Man Group this time?Copy !req
70. Tobias had recently been asked
to address a group of depressed men...Copy !req
71. who had been described
over the phone as blue.Copy !req
72. I feel like a- idiot.Copy !req
73. Fortunately, I found a wonderful circle
of men to get me through that.Copy !req
74. Oh, before I forget, your old secretary,
Kitty Sanchez, called...Copy !req
75. and wanted to meet with you.Copy !req
76. - I penciled her in for 4:00 today.
- Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
77. Oh, this is my fault too?Copy !req
78. Everything- No. No!
I will not let this make me eat!Copy !req
79. So get this. Tomorrow I gotta go on record
and say I don't know where Dad is.Copy !req
80. And now Kitty Sanchez
wants to meet with me.Copy !req
81. And meetings with Kitty
had never ended well.Copy !req
82. - Say good-bye to these.
- Spring break! Whoo!Copy !req
83. - Perhaps this'll jog your memory.
- Oh! They're crooked!Copy !req
84. Plus, Dad will not leave the attic,
which means he's gonna get caught...Copy !req
85. which means I'm gonna
get caught for hiding him.Copy !req
86. Well, why don't you get Gob
to do your dirty work for you?Copy !req
87. Shall I knock Dad out
and chain him to a pipe somewhere?Copy !req
88. Or should I risk another
herpes outbreak with Kitty?Copy !req
89. - Which is it this time?
- Definitely not one of those two things.Copy !req
90. But are you upset about something, Gob?Copy !req
91. I made you a thank-you gift last week
about which you haven't said word one.Copy !req
92. Come on.
You asked me for $5,000...Copy !req
93. so that you could invest
in a Franklin CD.Copy !req
94. Now, I assumed that you were
talking about the mutual fund...Copy !req
95. and not a compact disc
of you singing to your hand.Copy !req
96. Gob had recently made
a recording of his ventriloquism act.Copy !req
97. "Franklin Comes Alive." Take one.Copy !req
98. He hoped it would break down racial
barriers and maybe be a crossover hit.Copy !req
99. It ain't easy bein' whiteCopy !req
100. It ain't easy bein' brownCopy !req
101. All this pressure to be brightCopy !req
102. I got childrens all over townCopy !req
103. Sometimes-
Hey, where'd the guy go?Copy !req
104. I tried to express something to you
in a couple of those numbers...Copy !req
105. and maybe, just maybe,
heal this country a little bit.Copy !req
106. But you, you didn't even
bother to listen to it.Copy !req
107. I did listen to it.
L-l-l-I am listening to it. Gob. Hey.Copy !req
108. Maybe the reason I didn't say anything
is 'cause I didn't want to embarrass you.Copy !req
109. It's my favorite, favorite record.Copy !req
110. Well, then you-
you- up.Copy !req
111. Because I am so embarrassed.Copy !req
112. It's a good CD.
It's a really good CD.Copy !req
113. - I can't believe that you love it.
- I love it so much.Copy !req
114. Oh, God. Oh, God, look at us.Copy !req
115. Crying like a couple of girls.Copy !req
116. Aw, you're the only one crying.
But I love the music.Copy !req
117. - And the card with your face on it?
- And the healing.Copy !req
118. Home run!Copy !req
119. We'll do your dirty work
for you, Mikey.Copy !req
120. - You leave the rough stuff to Franklin and me.
- Now I gotta listen to that CD.Copy !req
121. - Hi, Dad.
- Right.Copy !req
122. You remember Franklin.Copy !req
123. - Hey, Franklin.
- My man!Copy !req
124. - How 'bout some tongue?
- Wha- Oh-Copy !req
125. But Franklin didn't want to kiss at all.Copy !req
126. Gob had soaked
the puppet's mouth in ether.Copy !req
127. - And downstairs, Tobias shared
his good news with Lindsay.Copy !req
128. "... once in a lifetime."Copy !req
129. Tobias, I am not uprooting my life
and moving to Vegas.Copy !req
130. Maybe this is a sign that our relationship
isn't working, and we should split again.Copy !req
131. Wait a second. I thought we were split up,
and this would bring us back together.Copy !req
132. Well, maybe the fact that we don't know
if we're together or not...Copy !req
133. is a sign that we should split again.Copy !req
134. Or stay split up.Copy !req
135. Okay, forget about Vegas.
We'll stay here and get back together.Copy !req
136. - Or stay together and either
rekindle or fan this fire.Copy !req
137. And soon, Gob was on his way to
dump his father on the police station steps.Copy !req
138. Do you forgive me?Copy !req
139. And he decided to let himself off the hook
using his ventriloquist skills.Copy !req
140. I cherish you, Gob.
Come here and give me a kiss.Copy !req
141. I'm driving, Dad.
Now!Copy !req
142. - It was weird.Copy !req
143. And that's when Gob noticed the CD
and card that he'd made for Michael.Copy !req
144. It's not even open. Michael!Copy !req
145. Meanwhile, Michael's meeting with Kitty
wasn't as distressing as he'd thought.Copy !req
146. The program has changed my life. And I have
a sponsor now. He's famous.Copy !req
147. - That's great.
- I can't tell you who he is.Copy !req
148. But let's just say that
he was on Night Court.Copy !req
149. - Well, you look great.
- I can tell you who it's not.Copy !req
150. It's not Bull.
It's not Harry Anderson.Copy !req
151. - I got it.
- He's white.Copy !req
152. I know who it is.Copy !req
153. What happens is, when I don't have
a man in my life, I tend to go a little crazy.Copy !req
154. - Mm-hmm.
- But I'm keeping it together now.Copy !req
155. And I wanted to tell you I'm not gonna
try to hurt you guys anymore.Copy !req
156. - Don't suppose I can get that in writing.
- You did try to blow me up.Copy !req
157. - Sorry about that.
- Just don't piss me off again.Copy !req
158. You all right?Copy !req
159. "Oftentimes the heart acts
without consulting the head, and thusly"-Copy !req
160. Oh, I see you wasted no time
in filling my seat hole.Copy !req
161. Oh, no, no. I just came by so that you
could say good-bye to these.Copy !req
162. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
- It's the last time you're going to be seeing these.Copy !req
163. How ironic.
I just found out I'm staying.Copy !req
164. - Will you take these back?
- Okay, let's just all put our tops down.Copy !req
165. Just put 'em on down.Copy !req
166. You're not goin' to Vegas?Copy !req
167. Sadly, my wife said no to my dream.Copy !req
168. So I shall continue
to toil through this waking life.Copy !req
169. Wow, you are so real.
Why can't I meet someone like you?Copy !req
170. And Michael decided that he
better keep Kitty occupied with a man.Copy !req
171. At least until after his meeting.Copy !req
172. Hey, gang, I got an idea. Tobias, why don't
you take Kitty out for the afternoon?Copy !req
173. - Huh?Copy !req
174. Are you trying to set up your former
assistant with your current assistant?Copy !req
175. What a great idea for a
Hugh Grant-Julia Roberts type movie.Copy !req
176. I recently heard that the actor, John Larroquette,
was looking for a meaty character piece.Copy !req
177. And so, free of obstacles...Copy !req
178. Michael prepared
to sign the affidavit...Copy !req
179. maintaining he had no idea
where his father was.Copy !req
180. You have not been in contact with him.
Are you prepared to do that?Copy !req
181. Officers!Copy !req
182. Michael, these men are here-
just a little bit early-Copy !req
183. because we have
photographic evidence...Copy !req
184. which discredits
the affidavit you just signed.Copy !req
185. Are those balls? 'Cause the last time
we were here, they were balls.Copy !req
186. These are not balls. This was taken
with a traffic camera.Copy !req
187. It shows you in your car with your father
within the last 24 hours.Copy !req
188. I wish they were balls.Copy !req
189. Michael was in police custody...Copy !req
190. after a photo ofhim helping
his father escape had turned up.Copy !req
191. Did you see that picture?
That's you, right?Copy !req
192. Were you holdin' up
a photo of me or somethin'?Copy !req
193. Of course you don't recognize it.Copy !req
194. - It's the card from the CD you didn't even open.
- You found that, did you?Copy !req
195. Right between the gearbox
and the "pull back from aircraft" lever.Copy !req
196. So this is how you repay me
for how I repay you?Copy !req
197. I actually did not get
a chance to listen to it yet.Copy !req
198. Probably should've told you,
but I didn't want to hurt your feelings.Copy !req
199. Oh, you're so sensitive.Copy !req
200. Just like when you whipped up those tears
talking about how much you loved it.Copy !req
201. I will listen to it, I promise. But I'm
in a lot of trouble here. Where is Dad?Copy !req
202. I've got him stashed away
somewhere safe now.Copy !req
203. - Get him, quickly,
otherwise I'm gonna be stuck in here.
- Good!Copy !req
204. - I hope you rot in here!
- What-Copy !req
205. And guess what else?
Dad kissed me.Copy !req
206. How? He looked pretty unconscious
in that picture.Copy !req
207. I didn't say he was totally into it.Copy !req
208. And George Michael
tried to break up with Ann.Copy !req
209. I can't go out tomorrow night,
'cause there's this movie premiere at-Copy !req
210. It's kinda racy, but-Copy !req
211. Oh, the cousin one? I can't believe it.
I was just gonna ask you to go.Copy !req
212. - You want to see that?
- No, I want to get
the whole church group together.Copy !req
213. We're gonna picket those bastards.Copy !req
214. George Michael
had only heard Ann swear once before...Copy !req
215. when hejoined some ofher youth group
to protest the home of Marc Cherry...Copy !req
216. executive producer
of the hit show Desperate Housewives.Copy !req
217. - It's a satire!
- There's nothing funny about fornication!Copy !req
218. The bastard saw us!Copy !req
219. And the promise of another kiss
was too enticing to turn down.Copy !req
220. Well, yes. The bastards.Copy !req
221. Oscar, meanwhile,
checked in on Buster.Copy !req
222. Buster! Buster! Be careful!Copy !req
223. - It's not a real hand, remember?
- I'm so forgetful.Copy !req
224. - I hope you don't get that from me.
- Get that from you?Copy !req
225. Do you feel okay?Copy !req
226. - Just forget it!Copy !req
227. I wanted to share my Pop Secret with you.
Oh, but forget it!Copy !req
228. Pop secret?Copy !req
229. Pop se- Is Oscar my real father?Copy !req
230. Lucille, meanwhile,
was on the phone with Michael.Copy !req
231. They're keeping me overnight.
Could you tell my son I'm on a business trip?Copy !req
232. - Why can't the girl at work do it?
- Tobias?Copy !req
233. I sent him on a date with Kitty
to keep her off our backs.Copy !req
234. You better hope Lindsay doesn't find out.
She'll be devastated.Copy !req
235. - Find out what?
- Your husband's dating Kitty the whore.Copy !req
236. He is? That's- That's horrible.Copy !req
237. Do I know my daughter?Copy !req
238. She only wants what she can't have.Copy !req
239. Since you're devastating people...Copy !req
240. tell Gob I'll be telling the cops
it was him in the truck...Copy !req
241. so he'll be joining me here.Copy !req
242. I've got a nice, hard cot
with his name on it.Copy !req
243. - You'd do that to your own brother?
- I said "cot."Copy !req
244. Where's Mother?Copy !req
245. You lied to me. You said my father
was my father, but my uncle is my father.Copy !req
246. My father is my uncle!Copy !req
247. At that moment, the guards
played a CD they'd recently confiscated.Copy !req
248. Now I got a special thank you
to the brother who made this happen.Copy !req
249. Is that Franklin?Copy !req
250. - Michael realized that
he could never turn his brother in.
- Michael!Copy !req
251. - Gob, meanwhile, was having a similar epiphany.Copy !req
252. Barry, it's Gob.
Tell Michael not to testify.Copy !req
253. I'm bringing in Dad.Copy !req
254. Franklin.Copy !req
255. You've ruined the act, Gob.Copy !req
256. And Lucille confronted Oscar.Copy !req
257. - You told him you were his father?
- I did no such thing!Copy !req
258. - You're high!
- You're drunk!Copy !req
259. Not this time.
I've had enough of you.Copy !req
260. So say good-bye to these,
because it's the last time-Copy !req
261. And Ann in a protest at the theater.Copy !req
262. George Michael?
Are you protesting this?Copy !req
263. - This isn't the line?
- Yes, he is protesting this.Copy !req
264. He even helped me make the signs.Copy !req
265. Well, only mine and the one that says,
"This is a tricky, gray area."Copy !req
266. - What are you guys protesting?
- It's a disgusting movie...Copy !req
267. about cousins
who are into each other.Copy !req
268. Are there any more seats?Copy !req
269. Yeah. It's the best 52 minutes
you'll spend all day.Copy !req
270. Oh, no. We're making it worse.Copy !req
271. Prepare to be swallowed
into the depths of hell!Copy !req
272. - I guess that means no kiss?
- I'm not really in the mood for a kiss.Copy !req
273. This isn't Marc Cherry's house.Copy !req
274. - Where's your dad?
- I don't know. I just got here.Copy !req
275. Oh, that's right.
Mother told me he went to jail.Copy !req
276. - I'm so mad at her.Copy !req
277. - Guess who I just found out my father is?
- Jail?Copy !req
278. Oscar! He didn't mean to tell me,
but I figured it out.Copy !req
279. - No, I mean, my dad is in jail?
- I wouldn't worry about it. Barry's very good.Copy !req
280. I'm going to take a long shower. I don't
even want to smell like Mother anymore.Copy !req
281. I don't think we're supposed
to shower right now, Bus-Copy !req
282. - Tobias back yet?
- No.Copy !req
283. Oh, my God. He's really out with her.Copy !req
284. - Are you drunk?
- Not enough.Copy !req
285. I pushed him right into
someone else's skanky, bony arms.Copy !req
286. Well, let me tell you something,
George Michael.Copy !req
287. You have to grab love while you have it.
Don't let it get away.Copy !req
288. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
289. Oh, Maeby, everything's fine.
Your daddy's just out.Copy !req
290. Yeah, we're doing great.Copy !req
291. Mommy's gonna take a bath
with a bottle of wine.Copy !req
292. - I don't know if we're supposed to use-
- So get this.Copy !req
293. All the press actually made the premiere a hit.
There's lines for the next show.Copy !req
294. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
295. - Hey, look at that.
We didn't get swallowed up into hell.Copy !req
296. And that's when George Michael
finally got close to Maeby...Copy !req
297. who, by the way, might not
be his biological cousin.Copy !req
298. Just then, Gob came home to retrieve
his father from where he'd stashed him.Copy !req
299. - Dad's gonna be crushed.
- You don't have to tell him!Copy !req
300. But Gob was referring
to his own father...Copy !req
301. who he had hidden under the house.Copy !req
302. Uh-oh.Copy !req
303. Gob had hidden his father
under a house that had just collapsed.Copy !req
304. Children, you're small.
Crawl under there.Copy !req
305. - We don't want to go under there.
- He's not under there.Copy !req
306. He got away. Thank God.Copy !req
307. But then Gob remembered that this meant
Michael would have to go to prison.Copy !req
308. - We-
- l-Copy !req
309. And Michael and Barry
made their way to the arraignment.Copy !req
310. Gob is bringing your father.
Everything is going to work out fine.Copy !req
311. I wish they'd hurry up.
But I gotta tell you, I am a little torn.Copy !req
312. My father, he has created
a lot of problems for the family...Copy !req
313. and by staying in the attic he was insuring
I would go to jail with him, but-Copy !req
314. Well, maybe I'm not so torn.Copy !req
315. - Michael. Barry.
- Hey, Gob.Copy !req
316. - Where's Dad?
- Great news. Dad wasn't crushed to death.Copy !req
317. - Was there risk of that?
- Yes.Copy !req
318. Well, I handcuffed him
under the house.Copy !req
319. But he got free- the pipes I chained him
to weren't connected to anything.Copy !req
320. - Oh, I'm not prepared for this case.
- Are you insane?Copy !req
321. - No "thank you" for trying?
- I'm sick of you needing constant
validation for screwing up.Copy !req
322. Let me tell you what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna tell them it was you in the stair car.Copy !req
323. Well, let me tell you
what's gonna happen.Copy !req
324. First, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you,
then I'm gonna call an ambulance.Copy !req
325. Then knowing you, I'm gonna have
to wait for some kind of an apology.Copy !req
326. - Come here!Copy !req
327. As the boys set to once again
fighting in front of the courthouse-Copy !req
328. - Stop it! Stop it!
- the family began to show up for the arraignment.Copy !req
329. I know you're in the middle of something,
but I'm afraid I can't work for you today.Copy !req
330. I'm going to Vegas with Kitty.Copy !req
331. But Lindsay wasn't
about to lose her man without a fight.Copy !req
332. Over my dead body!Copy !req
333. Oh, my-Copy !req
334. Hey! Hey! I said- I said enough!Copy !req
335. Now, stop it.Copy !req
336. I am so tired of this family fighting.
The anger ends now.Copy !req
337. You're brothers, and brothers
stick together no matter what.Copy !req
338. Families stick together.Copy !req
339. I have torn this family apart
with my lies and my cowardice...Copy !req
340. but that comes to an end now.Copy !req
341. So I'm turning myself in.Copy !req
342. I don't want you to come
and visit me in prison this time.Copy !req
343. 'Cause you deserve Oscar now.Copy !req
344. Tobias, I actually fought for you.Copy !req
345. I can't believe it.Copy !req
346. - I'm going to Vegas with Kitty.
- Huh?Copy !req
347. Oh, George, I've lost you again.Copy !req
348. Take back Oscar, Mother.Copy !req
349. I think I lost him too.Copy !req
350. In fact, Oscar
was on his way out of town...Copy !req
351. when he was approached by George Sr...Copy !req
352. who had just escaped
from under the house.Copy !req
353. I want you to turn me in so you can
get the reward, take care of the family.Copy !req
354. Why would you do that for me?Copy !req
355. Because we're brothers.Copy !req
356. Later, while George Sr. Was shaving
his unconscious brother's head...Copy !req
357. he wondered whether there really was
a reward, and ifhe could get it.Copy !req
358. But there was no time, and getting even
with his brother was reward enough.Copy !req
359. So it was Oscar who was going to be
spending a little time alone in prison.Copy !req
360. I guess Dad finally came through for us.
He actually made a sacrifice.Copy !req
361. Although who knows
what he's up to.Copy !req
362. We should just stay away from him,
let him have a little time alone in prison.Copy !req
363. He is right about one thing, though.
We're brothers. We shouldn't be fighting.Copy !req
364. - We cannot afford to lose each other.
- I can't.Copy !req
365. - I already lost a brother today.
- Franklin?Copy !req
366. Well, I didn't lose him.
But he's all puckered and white.Copy !req
367. On the plus side, you can take him
to lunch at the club now.Copy !req
368. That's the kind of joke
he would have loved.Copy !req
369. Oh, man!Copy !req
370. - Please don't do this.Copy !req
371. - All right.Copy !req
372. On the next season
of Arrested Development.Copy !req
373. I burned them on a Cornballer.Copy !req
374. Oscar, robbed of his fingerprints,
has difficulty proving his identity...Copy !req
375. My hair's gonna grow back.
You'll see.Copy !req
376. Tobias and Kitty go to Vegas...Copy !req
377. - only to find that his dream job has been filled.
- You found someone already?Copy !req
378. Just came out of nowhere, this guy.Copy !req
379. And the great thing is,
he's never out of character.Copy !req
380. And George Sr. Turns out to be right
about the effects of stress.Copy !req
381. What's happening to me?
Why won't it grow back?Copy !req