1.  Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
2.  and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
3.  but to keep them all together.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
4.  It's Arrested Development.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
5.  Michael Bluth had gotten up early...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
6.  in the hopes of avoiding his family.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
7.  His mother, however, was already dressed,
made up and waiting for him-Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
8.  - Good morning.
- Ooh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
9.  Which put her wake-up time
in the 3:00, 3:30 area.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
10.  I couldn't sleep.
I always get this way before Motherboy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
11.  Oh, God.
It's Motherboy already?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
12.  Motherboy was a dinner dance
aimed at promoting mother-son bonding.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
13.  Lucille had gone
over 25 times with Buster...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
14.  and on a few occasions,
had won Cutest Couple.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
15.  As one entered sexual maturity,
and the other one left it...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
16.  it became harder to win.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
17.  - I'm so hot.
- If you were hot, Mother, we would win.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
18.  It's not just Motherboy.
It's Motherboy XXX!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
19.  - And I think with you, I've got a shot.
- Oh, no.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
20.  - Buster, for the first time ever,
doesn't want to do this?
- No, he does.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
21.  It's just,
he's been so mopey.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
22.  That could have something to do
with the fact that a seal ate his hand.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
23.  - I don't know what it is.
- I think that's what it is.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
24.  - Who knows?
- It was that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
25.  It had happened weeks earlier when Buster
went swimming in the ocean...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
26.  - against his mother's wishes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
27.  - He had become haunted by the loss...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
28.  - seeing reminders of the accident everywhere.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
29.  Mother, I can't sleep. I may not be able
to go to dance practice today.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
30.  I'm going out. Zip me up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
31.  I mean,
look how he zips now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
32.  I know what this is. You're embarrassed
by him, aren't you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
33.  You spent your whole life
over-mothering the guy...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
34.  and when he finally needs you,
you're not there.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
35.  Well, I don't see you
spending time with him.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
36.  The Bluth children had been
uneasy about missing limbs...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
37.  since their father used a one-armed man
to teach them lessons.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
38.  That's why you don't yell.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
39.  - As a matter of fact, I'm going to see Buster today.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
40.  So you're gonna have to find a different
dance partner for Motherboy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
41.  - God. Not that "I'm in love
with my mother" dance thing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
42.  I'm so glad there wasn't one of
those for daddies and daughters.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
43.  - Of course they have father-daughter dances.
- They do? He never took me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
44.  It was before we did your nose.
Toodle-oo.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
45.  - You're up awful early.
- Well, my marriage is falling apart.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
46.  - Tobias is back with Carl.
- Tobias had gotten a call...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
47.  from his one-time acting
teacher, Carl Weathers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
48.  He's directing something for TV,
but he thinks he might have a part for me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
49.  If this takes off, I might be able to buy you
the happiness that you deserve.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
50.  He said the same thing when he got cast as
Frightened Inmate Number Two...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
51.  in that film he got fired from.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
52.  He had even gotten a vanity plate
made up announcing the achievement.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
53.  And this wasn't the first time.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
54.  He's so clueless.
He's not your real "take charge" husband.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
55.  Lindsay, you're still looking
for somebody like Daddy, okay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
56.  Let's not forget that he was also
dismissive and disinterested.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
57.  No. No, he had good qualities.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
58.  Actually, George Sr. Was secretly living...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
59.  - in the attic above them
and was starved for company-
- Nellie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
60.  Now-Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
61.  who wants to take their top off?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
62.  - when George Michael and Maeby came in.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
63.  So you and Ann are actually going on
a Christian camping trip?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
64.  It's called the Promise Land.
You're supposed to make promises...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
65.  about your relationship as a tribute to
the generations that preceded you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
66.  Hey, there's booze in this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
67.  That's the Promise Land
that Ann's taking you to?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
68.  You're gonna need this
more than Polly here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
69.  - That one's Polly?
- Hey! What are you kids doin' up here?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
70.  We're lookin' for the camping stuff. Do you
know where the pump is for the air mattress?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
71.  I had to take all pumps
out of here a long time ago.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
72.  Take this down to
the kitchen, will you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
73.  I think it's getting too risky
keeping you up here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
74.  You know what's risky?
Lettin' your son go on that church thing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
75.  Her name's Ann, Dad,
and he's not "going" on her, okay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
76.  - They're just friends.
- Not for long.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
77.  They're making promises
to each other.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
78.  It's all that fidelity and pledging
yourself to a woman garbage.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
79.  I wine 'em and dine 'em,
but I don't let 'em tell me what to do.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
80.  I don't... let 'em tell me...
what to do.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
81.  Okay, I should've never taken
the pumps out ofhere.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
82.  Listen, unlike you,
I respect my son's choices.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
83.  George Michael, I don't think you should
be going on this Promise Land thing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
84.  What? Why?
Because I'd miss school?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
85.  - No.
- You get to miss school for that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
86.  And that's when Maeby decided
to become a devout Christian.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
87.  Do you guys know where I could get one of
those gold necklaces with the "T" on it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
88.  - That's a cross.
- Across from where?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
89.  Um, it's not about school, pal.
It's more about family.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
90.  Your Uncle Buster's been very depressed
lately, and you haven't visited him.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
91.  Family first. Or did they not teach you that
at the Promise Land?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
92.  - I don't know. You won't let me go.
- Attaboy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
93.  Michael then went to the office,
where he ran into Gob.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
94.  Barry come by yet?
I need to talk to him about my divorce.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
95.  Gob had once
gotten married on a dare...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
96.  a fact he'd only remembered
when he was served with divorce papers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
97.  - That cow is going after me.
- Your wife? She was super-thin.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
98.  - She was?
- Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
99.  What about her cans?
She have big cans?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
100.  - You don't remember her at all?
- It was one night of wild passion.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
101.  - And yet you didn't notice her body.
- I like to look in the mirror.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
102.  That would be disgusting if you'd actually
slept with her, but I don't think you did.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
103.  - I did! And it was disgusting.
- They didn't, but it would have been.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
104.  Anyway, remember that seal of hers
that I released into the ocean?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
105.  - Bit off Buster's hand?
- Vaguely.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
106.  Her lawyers are claiming
that the seal's worth 250 grand.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
107.  And that's not even
including Buster's Swatch.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
108.  Listen, Gob, if you admit in court that
you never consummated the marriage...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
109.  you can get it annulled
and walk away free and clear.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
110.  You just can't deal with the fact that I've got
a super-thin wife with huge cans.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
111.  - All right. Who's ready to show
their lawyer some love?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
112.  The seal?
Must've had a tracking device on it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
113.  Someone tracked it all the way
to a dock in Dana Point.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
114.  You know, if that hand is still intact inside
the seal, Buster's got a shot at a transplant.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
115.  At the very least, we can get Buster's
Swatch back, right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
116.  Up top. No?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
117.  And Tobias met with
Carl Weathers at Burger King.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
118.  And Tobias met with
Carl Weathers at Burger King.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
119.  Thanks for meeting me down here
at Burger King.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
120.  I'm tryin' to get them to underwrite
a new TV project I'm workin' on.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
121.  Get some money in exchange
for settin' a scene here in Burger King.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
122.  As long as you
don't draw attention to it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
123.  I'm directing an episode
of the series Scandal Makers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
124.  It's about the Bluth family and your
father-in-law's escape from justice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
125.  - I play the lead- a bounty hunter, name of Ice.
- Oh, no.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
126.  You want me to play myself,
don't you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
127.  I swore I'd not go reality.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
128.  - I will do-
- No, I already got a great guy
named Dave Attell to play you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
129.  I wasn't actually here
to ask you to be in it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
130.  I'm lookin' for somebody
in your family to sign a release.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
131.  I could not betray my family
like that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
132.  Come on, man. I've got every part cast
except for George Sr.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
133.  - I want that part.
- Then sign over the rights.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
134.  I'm gonna go get a new soda.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
135.  Did you know that you can get a refill
on any drink you want here, and it's free?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
136.  - It's a wonderful restaurant.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
137.  It sure is. George Michael,
meanwhile, spent an afternoon...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
138.  - with his uncle, at his father's suggestion.
- King me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
139.  - Oh, God! I keep forgetting about this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
140.  - Oh, me too.
- Well, that's a do-over. So, who should go first?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
141.  I know.
Let's rock-paper-scissors for it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
142.  - No! You would've-You would've won that, so-
- Oh.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
143.  George Michael- Buster, did you at least
offer your nephew a bowl of soup?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
144.  Yes, Mother, I did.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
145.  - Can I open a can of soup for you?
- Can it open a can?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
146.  - Can what open a can? Oh, God!
- Oh, God!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
147.  Actually, I just wanted to spend some time
with my Knuckle Buster.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
148.  - See, Mother? Not everybody is afraid of me.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
149.  Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending
some time with what's left of your uncle.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
150.  I was supposed to go away to the Promise Land
this weekend, but my dad didn't want me to.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
151.  - Family first.
- Well, you've done your duty this week.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
152.  You're a very sympathetic
young man.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
153.  Very sympathetic.
You know what?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
154.  You deserve to go out of town this weekend,
and I'm taking you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
155.  - Really?
George Michael should have realized...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
156.  by the sailor suit
Lucille dressed him in...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
157.  that he wasn't going north
to the Promise Land.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
158.  I can't believe you don't know this song,
George Michael.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
159.  - No, he was going south.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
160.  - South to Motherboy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
161.  And Michael and Gob headed out
to find the seal with the tracking device.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
162.  I guess we should call Buster
and have him meet us at the dock, right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
163.  I guess so.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
164.  Or we could make sure
it's the right seal first?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
165.  - I mean, why get his hopes up?
- Yeah, that's better.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
166.  - Knock, knock.
- Oh, God!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
167.  - Monster!
- Hey, Brothers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
168.  - Buster.
- Bonster!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
169.  - Sorry about the window.
- Not a problem.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
170.  I really hate this stupid hook.
But I certainly can't walk around like this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
171.  - Why not?
- Very handsome.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
172.  We were just gonna call you.
We think we know where the seal is.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
173.  - The seal that did this to me?
- Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
174.  - Take me!
- Yes. That's a good idea.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
175.  I'm gonna go with Barry.
You should get in here. I'll just go with Barry.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
176.  There's not enough room for you and me
and the stump and the thing- stuff. Barry!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
177.  Tobias had gotten his first speaking role...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
178.  simply by signing away
the life rights of everyone he loved.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
179.  - And now he needed some research.
- I'm George Sr.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
180.  Ooh, that's good.
That's the voice. I've got the voice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
181.  - That's not my voice.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
182.  - What are you doing here?
- I'm havin' a- tea party.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
183.  What does it look like? I live here.
You tell anybody, you are dead.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
184.  Tobias saw the raw power of George Sr.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
185.  Stop licking my hand,
you horse's ass.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
186.  - Apower he needed
the man to teach him.
- That's it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
187.  So he explained the project,
and George Sr. Agreed on one condition.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
188.  If you play me,
you gotta play me like a man...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
189.  and not some mincing little
Polly or Nellie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
190.  I get those names confused.
Apologies. Apologies all around.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
191.  And the search
for Buster's hand continued.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
192.  I would love to be able
to say "Look what I've had reattached...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
193.  while you and George Michael
were off to Motherboy."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
194.  Motherboy? Wait a minute.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
195.  - Mom took him to Motherboy?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
196.  He couldn't wait to swoop in and throw on that
sailor suit, because he's not damaged goods.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
197.  Wait a minute.
I don't want him doing that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
198.  You gotta go with me down there
and help me get him, all right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
199.  - That place is your scene.
- Face it, Michael. They've won.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
200.  He's the new Buster.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
201.  This was the worst thing
Michael could possibly hear.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
202.  Oh, I'm so sorry. False alarm.
What they tracked down was a shark...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
203.  and he must've bitten off the part of
the seal with the tracking device on it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
204.  - Left flipper.
- So, the seal lost his hand too.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
205.  Yeah, poor guy's probably out there
without a flipper...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
206.  swimming around in a circle,
freaking out his whole family.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
207.  That tracking device tells me
he was raised in captivity.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
208.  - There's no way he stood a chance
out in the real world.
- See that? He was a victim too.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
209.  You both were too sheltered
to learn how to protect yourselves...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
210.  and we can't let that happen
to George Michael.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
211.  I will help you, Michael.
We've got to rescue your son.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
212.  And I've got to
staple this to a seal.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
213.  And I've skipped breakfast,
so I'm off to Burger King.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
214.  And Lucille arrived at
the hotel where Motherboy was taking place.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
215.  This is nice, spending some time,
just the two of us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
216.  Oh- me.
The exact same color.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
217.  What are the odds?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
218.  Not to worry.
Gangy brought some backups.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
219.  We'll get a room
so we can change.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
220.  You think enough time has passed
to do Sonny and Cher?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
221.  - Who?
- We're here for Motherboy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
222.  And you do realize
this is not the band.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
223.  Motherboy was also a heavy metal band...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
224.  That used to rock
pretty hard in the '70s.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
225.  We are legally obligated
to make the distinction.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
226.  Maybe I should let
my dad know that we're here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
227.  Oh, he'll know when we
bring home the trophy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
228.  Yeah, but maybe
I'll just give him a call.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
229.  And what name shall we
put the room under?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
230.  - Karmopolis.
- And Lindsay was about to see...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
231.  a Tobias with
the raw power of George Sr.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
232.  I sort of want to talk
to you about some things.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
233.  It's a little late for talk, Lindsay.
I'm a man of action now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
234.  - You don't need the calories.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
235.  This isn't working.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
236.  Is it my imagination, or is he more
commanding and mannish?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
237.  It's like- I don't know.
Maybe I do want to be with him.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
238.  Then you should go to him.
For as it is written...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
239.  you shall be with whom you have formed
a more perfect union with under God.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
240.  She's right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
241.  This isn't working.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
242.  I'm sorry.
You've got the wrong Motherboy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
243.  This looks like the place.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
244.  And Michael and Buster
arrived at Motherboy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
245.  Excuse me.
Has a Lucille Bluth checked in?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
246.  - I have no one by that name.
- God.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
247.  - She knows you're after her.
- She does?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
248.  Wait a minute.
I recognize those outfits.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
249.  - We're getting you out of here.
- Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
250.  - Oh, God! It's red.
- Take me with you! No, please! Please!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
251.  - It's the wrong child.
- Where do we go next?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
252.  I will tell you this, Michael. If Mother saw
those two, she is going to change clothes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
253.  And that means
he'll be on the balcony.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
254.  Whenever she changed clothes,
she made me wait on the balcony until zip-up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
255.  And yet, anything goes at bath time.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
256.  Let's check the balconies.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
257.  And Barry prepared Gob
to meet with his wife.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
258.  If you really want
to settle this, your job...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
259.  is to convince
that "wife" of yours...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
260.  that you are willing to go in front of the judge
and admit that you never had sex.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
261.  She has a name, Barry. You don't happen
to know what it is by the way, do you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
262.  That's why I want to settle.
I'm not super prepared.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
263.  Well, we did have sex.
And I'm not a great liar.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
264.  Both things hejust said were lies.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
265.  - But if you think it'll scare her off.
- I do, and it will.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
266.  And you don't want to go in front of
that judge. I caught him in a drag club.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
267.  - What were you doin' there?
- Wow. You should be the lawyer.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
268.  And soon, Michael and Buster
surveyed the hotel...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
269.  Iooking for George Michael.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
270.  There's a very bored-looking little
Sonny Bono on that balcony.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
271.  Oh, God. That means
she'll be dressed like Cher.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
272.  I have an idea.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
273.  It is time I used something I trained for in army,
but I never got a chance to do.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
274.  - You cannot zip-line over there!
- Either I zip down or he zips up!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
275.  And that is a mighty long zipper
on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
276.  You have to get on
your knees to start it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
277.  This is much less scary.
Godspeed, Buster.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
278.  - One, two, three-Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
279.  - You came for me!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
280.  - Zip me up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
281.  We're switching rooms again.
And costumes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
282.  Tobias had begun work
on the set of Scandal Makers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
283.  What's so great about Tobias is he's got this
obligation to his wife and daughter.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
284.  - Whoa. This guy's straight?
- Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
285.  Then what the hell am I wearin' these for?
Look at that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
286.  Hey, gang. I'm sorry.
I don't want to note you to death...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
287.  but you should be wearing those
under your pants.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
288.  - Why?
- It's a thing. There's dozens of us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
289.  This whole thing is startin' to feel
like a real career killer.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
290.  - Yeah, I know, man.
- Also, l-Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
291.  Tobias, why don't you go learn
your lines, man? Work on them.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
292.  Did I get lines? God!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
293.  They told me I was just jumping
onto a moving stair car.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
294.  If that man's straight,
then I am sober.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
295.  Hi. Um, I'm waiting
for "Gawb" Bluth.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
296.  I'm Gob Bluth.
My wife send you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
297.  - I'm your wife.
- I knew that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
298.  Nice to see you again, Usarmy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
299.  You lost a lot of weight in Iraq,
especially up in the northern region.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
300.  - So where's the seal?
- Hey, that's not my problem.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
301.  As far as I'm concerned,
we were never even married.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
302.  Maybe I'll just say that
we never sealed the deal.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
303.  - You're willing to admit that?
- Lie about it? Yes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
304.  Wow. I mis-underestimated you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
305.  You've got some courage.
Makes me wonder what I'm missing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
306.  You mean, other than your cans?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
307.  No. They're still here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
308.  And so Gob set about consummating...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
309.  the marriage he'd finally agreed
to claim he hadn't.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
310.  And back at Motherboy XXX, Lucille
was finding her new partner an asset.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
311.  - Is this your son?
- No, I'm his grandmother.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
312.  - He's an orphan.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
313.  - Well, you guys should win.
- I'm not an orphan. I have a dad.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
314.  Well, good luck to you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
315.  Well, that little bit
of honesty helped nothing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
316.  You'd better bring it
to the waltz, young man.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
317.  Meanwhile, Michael and Buster
had retrieved Buster's hook...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
318.  and were staking out
the situation.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
319.  Gypsies.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
320.  Hey.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
321.  They've changed into gypsies.
My army training...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
322.  tells me that this is
going to be a hot mission.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
323.  - One hot mission.
- Yes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
324.  I create a diversion, and you grab
George Michael and go.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
325.  We need a name.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
326.  Maybe "Operation Hot Mother."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
327.  - No, let's try to top that.
- They never did.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
328.  - And later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
329.  Buster was waiting for Michael's cue
to unplug the lights.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
330.  But that's when Buster
caught his hook on a sandbag.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
331.  - Hey!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
332.  And now from the land of gypsies,
Lucille Bluth and her orphaned grandson.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
333.  What the hell's goin' on, Buster?
Cut the lights!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
334.  - Buster?
- Grab him! Take the gypsy boy!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
335.  - I'm taking you out of here. Let's go.
- They haven't served dinner yet.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
336.  - George Michael.
- You're not taking him.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
337.  - Take me with you!
- What are you doin'? I can't.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
338.  Get off of me!
Buster, let's get out of here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
339.  I'm stuck. Go.
Take the boy. Go!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
340.  All right, Motherboys.
Our curtain seems to be stuck.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
341.  We're going to do some freestyle
waltzing while we get it fixed.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
342.  - Boys' choice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
343.  - George Michael, you're choosing me.
- No, Mom.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
344.  You had no right to bring him to this freak show.
He was supposed to be visiting Buster.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
345.  No, you were supposed
to be visiting Buster...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
346.  but you made your son do it
because you didn't want to.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
347.  - You were supposed to do it?
- You didn't want to?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
348.  No. Buster, l- I didn't know how
to, uh, treat you, all right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
349.  I thought that you would be a little
different, but you're not.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
350.  I was wrong, okay?
I'm sorry.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
351.  You know, you're as good a brother
as you ever were.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
352.  - Thank you.
- All right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
353.  Yes. I am no different.
I am the same old Motherboy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
354.  George Michael still has a chance.
Take him!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
355.  Thanks. Let's go.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
356.  Boys' choice?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
357.  That is, if you're not embarrassed
to take my hook.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
358.  - Of course not.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
359.  I'm Peter Pan,
and you're Captain Hook.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
360.  We'll pretend it's a costume.
Let's dance.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
361.  And that night, Michael,
his brother and his son...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
362.  - arrived at the Promise Land.
- All right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
363.  I appreciate you taking me
up here to see Ann.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
364.  - A promise is a promise.
And I'm glad the three of us...
- Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
365.  - Were able to spend some time together.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
366.  - And I finally feel good about myself. "Saddest."
- And I saw some of those people.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
367.  - That was a very competitive category.
- Oh, don't I know it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
368.  - Here we go.
- I can't get out, actually.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
369.  On the next Arrested Development.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
370.  Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled
to be with Tobias.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
371.  I have never
been more attracted to you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
372.  Wow. The service
sent you over fast.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
373.  Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
I'm in the wrong trailer.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
374.  But not the one she's married to.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
375.  So you don't cry
when you take those off?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
376.  Having finally had sex, Gob can admit...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
377.  he never consummated
their marriage.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
378.  Judge, maybe you should take a look at this.
It was taken in your office just moments ago.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
379.  - But Gob catches a lucky break.
- There's no way to tell who this man is.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
380.  But it doesn't last long.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
381.  That's me, Your Honor.
L- my wife.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
382.  We really lost this case.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
383.  And Maeby impresses
the kids at the Promise Land...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
384.  with her one
scary campfire story.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
385.  Knock, scrape.
The only thing more terrifying...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
386.  than the escaped lunatic's hook
was his twisted call!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
387.  - Hey, campers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
388.  I'm a monster!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
389.  This may have been
a step backwards.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
390.  Upon her kneeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
391.  So fine to beCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
392.  Mother and boyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
393.  Mother-Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
394.  boyCopy !req