1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Before going to work,
Michael decided to have a little fun.Copy !req
6. I'm doing a little cost-projection
analysis for a mini-mall.Copy !req
7. Wow. That's pretty cool you
know how to do all that stuff.Copy !req
8. Yeah. Well, maybe your old man is just a little
bit cooler than you thought he was.Copy !req
9. Stupid. Stupid chair.
Very stupid chair.Copy !req
10. But it's also this stupid
model home furniture.Copy !req
11. Maybe I oughta get myself one of those
nice leather chairs from work.Copy !req
12. - People can take chairs home from work?
- Well, not everybody.Copy !req
13. But I'm the president of
the Bluth Company since Dad's in jail.Copy !req
14. It's okay if I take a little
something from work, you know?Copy !req
15. Yeah, but isn't that why Grandpa's in jail,
because he took things from work?Copy !req
16. You're a good kid, you know that?Copy !req
17. I mean, a chair costs money,
so it's like stealing, and you always say...Copy !req
18. Not stealing. Not.Copy !req
19. I'm the one that taught you
stealing is bad, all right?Copy !req
20. I'm just saying, you know,
if I got a leather chair, okay?Copy !req
21. And I get to lean back...
Oh, this one's gonna go.Copy !req
22. Leather chair? So, you're against stealing,
but skinning cows is cool with you.Copy !req
23. I'm fine, by the way. Frankly, your concern
is getting embarrassing.Copy !req
24. - Since when are you against leather?
- You're not even a vegetarian.Copy !req
25. I'm not against the insides.
People need meat to survive.Copy !req
26. You are aware they don't remove it
from the cow surgically, right?Copy !req
27. Hi, Michael.Copy !req
28. Marta, hi. Hey, it's Marta.Copy !req
29. Hey, Marta, everybody.
Great to see you.Copy !req
30. - I was just looking for Gob.
- Well, you're his girlfriend.Copy !req
31. Michael wished Marta
was his girlfriend.Copy !req
32. A secret he had only shared
with Lindsay.Copy !req
33. Actually, we had a big fight.
He thought I was belittling his career...Copy !req
34. - but I never would do that.
- Neither would I. What career?Copy !req
35. - The magic?
- Oh, the tricks. The little tricks.Copy !req
36. - Those are great.
- Well, he didn't like my reaction to his new one.Copy !req
37. Real needle. Real apple.Copy !req
38. Real neck.Copy !req
39. ÉI es zombi!Copy !req
40. They're children!
How could you do that?Copy !req
41. Oh, sure. First you dump all over it,
now you wanna know how it's done.Copy !req
42. - And I wanted to apologize.
- Well, he hasn't been here.Copy !req
43. But he said he was
staying here. Oh, my God.Copy !req
44. - Maybe he's staying with another woman.
- No, no, no. No, no.Copy !req
45. He is staying here.
I just haven't seen him here...Copy !req
46. the foyer or the kitchen.Copy !req
47. - Well, that's a relief.
- Yeah.Copy !req
48. - Well, tell him to call me when he gets in.
- I sure will, Marta.Copy !req
49. - If you remember.
- I will remember.Copy !req
50. Yeah. I'll give him
the message though. Okay.Copy !req
51. - She's gone.
- Yep. Got it.Copy !req
52. - You are too nice.
- Oh, come on. What was I supposed to do?Copy !req
53. Tell her that Gob is not staying here?
Tell her Gob is screwing around on her?Copy !req
54. God knows where he is?
Actually, that-that sounded okay.Copy !req
55. Nah, you'll never be able to do it.
You're too good.Copy !req
56. - You're the noble one.
- Thank you.Copy !req
57. - The one who never wins.
- l-I don't know about that.Copy !req
58. - The loser. The fool.
- Hmm?Copy !req
59. She is such a hypocrite.
Doesn't it drive you nuts?Copy !req
60. - Crazy. Wait. Who is? Which part?
- My mom.Copy !req
61. She pretends to care
about all these causes.Copy !req
62. Lindsay had always been celebrated...Copy !req
63. for her wine and cheese charity fund-raisers.Copy !req
64. I mean, now she's anti-leather? Let's see how
she feels when her daughter's pro-leather.Copy !req
65. Wanna go shopping with me?
I bet you could get something cool.Copy !req
66. In fact, George Michael
had been trying to prove to Maeby...Copy !req
67. that he was macho, after
an embarrassing brush with her.Copy !req
68. Your legs look exactly like mine,
and I just shaved mine.Copy !req
69. So I'm thinking of getting a motorcycle.Copy !req
70. I'm gonna need a leather jacket when I'm on
my hog and need to go into a controlled slide.Copy !req
71. There's my little girl. I've got great news.
Daddy has the entire day off.Copy !req
72. But you have every day off.
You don't have a job.Copy !req
73. Well... I don't need money to hang
out with my daughter. Where are you going?Copy !req
74. - We're going shopping.
- Oh, no, no. I can't do that.Copy !req
75. The next day, Michael
was stopped on his way to work.Copy !req
76. - Get in.
- What?Copy !req
77. If you care about your brother,
you'll get in this car.Copy !req
78. - Which brother?
- Gob.Copy !req
79. Let me be clearer.Copy !req
80. Tell him Rollo wants him to
say good-bye to his legs.Copy !req
81. - Michael went looking for Gob.
- Mom.Copy !req
82. I'm so glad you're here. I want you to help
me break up your brother and his girlfriend.Copy !req
83. Well, I'm all for that.
We've just gotta find him first.Copy !req
84. - He's locked on the balcony.
- Oh.Copy !req
85. You meant Buster.
I thought you were talking about Gob.Copy !req
86. No. I will not have Buster
dating my best friend.Copy !req
87. Tension had been high
between the two Lucilles...Copy !req
88. since Buster had announced
he'd been dating her.Copy !req
89. Although neither had addressed this, both
had given indications of their true feelings.Copy !req
90. - Mom, you're ruining our fort.
- I mean, she's been a family friend for years.Copy !req
91. It's just... creepy.Copy !req
92. Hi, buddy. Mom, I think
you might be overreacting.Copy !req
93. She changed him as a baby.Copy !req
94. Okay. That-That's about
the creepiest thing I've ever heard.Copy !req
95. That's why she didn't look surprised.Copy !req
96. You're the only child who chose a spouse
I liked, and she's the one who had to die.Copy !req
97. I know. That's rough for you.
Mom, I'm looking for Gob.Copy !req
98. There's some people after him, and I
don't know whether it's gambling or what...Copy !req
99. but, um, they wanna break his legs.Copy !req
100. It's a good thing he's already got
that little scooter.Copy !req
101. Oh, don't give me that look.Copy !req
102. I happen to be
a more caring mother than most.Copy !req
103. - Where's my bed?
- I put it in storage.Copy !req
104. I guess you'll just have to decide which
Lucille you want to spend your nights with.Copy !req
105. Okay. Before I leave this place
for the last time ever, has anyone seen Gob?Copy !req
106. I saw him last night
at the Playtime Pizza Theater. On my date.Copy !req
107. Of which I have
another one tonight.Copy !req
108. And I'm going to
continue dating, Mom.Copy !req
109. Sounds a little bit like "dating Mom."Copy !req
110. - It's starting to feel a little like it.
- Hmm.Copy !req
111. Lucille decided she needed
the help of Buster's father.Copy !req
112. Unfortunately,
after a recent escape attempt...Copy !req
113. George Sr. had been
put in solitary confinement.Copy !req
114. Michael went to find
his brother at his latest gig.Copy !req
115. - What's up, Mike?
- Yeah. What are you doing here?Copy !req
116. Can't get any work, Mike.
Magicians' Alliance has blackballed me...Copy !req
117. - from every venue in town.
- Hmm.Copy !req
118. Even my own so-called girlfriend
doesn't believe in me.Copy !req
119. Well, I don't wanna get into
that part of your life anymore.Copy !req
120. Okay. Listen, I just came here to tell you
that this guy named Rollo...Copy !req
121. pulled me over
and made some threats.Copy !req
122. - What kind of threats?
- He said to say good-bye to your legs.Copy !req
123. I don't know whether
this guy's a mobster, a loan shark...Copy !req
124. - something equally scary.
- A magician.Copy !req
125. I think you're confusing scary with silly.
This guy was frightening. He was in a limo.Copy !req
126. No, he's a magician.
He replaced me in the Alliance.Copy !req
127. He's the reason I gotta
do my act in this hellhole.Copy !req
128. - Why does he wanna break your legs?
- He doesn't wanna break my legs.Copy !req
129. - He wants to take my legs.
- l-I don't...Copy !req
130. The legs... The bottom half of
my saw-the-lady-in-half trick.Copy !req
131. No, not now. I'm showing him
how to do the trick.Copy !req
132. Two chicks curl up in a box.
We call one the head and one the legs.Copy !req
133. - So that's how they do it.
- God, I gotta stop giving these things away.Copy !req
134. The top half there,
what do you do about that?Copy !req
135. - I just get a volunteer from the crowd.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
136. The old top half quit when she found out
I was sleeping with the legs.Copy !req
137. I guess word
really gets around in there.Copy !req
138. So Rollo wants your legs, but you're
cheating on Marta with those legs.Copy !req
139. Would you give me a break, please?
The legs are insanely jealous.Copy !req
140. Is that why you haven't seen Marta for the
past few days? This is about your love life.Copy !req
141. I can't believe it. Just forget it.
I came here to try to help...Copy !req
142. - Hey, I appreciate your time.
- Great. Great.Copy !req
143. You know what, Gob?Copy !req
144. Marta is a once-in-a-lifetime
woman. She's a treasure.Copy !req
145. And I don't think you're showing her
enough respect, okay?Copy !req
146. She doesn't respect my career.Copy !req
147. Okay.Copy !req
148. He's having sex with a woman in his act?Copy !req
149. I gotta tell Marta what's going on.Copy !req
150. First of all, she'll hate you for it.
It's called shoot the messenger.Copy !req
151. Secondly, it's not in your nature.
I mean, you're like Mr. Morals.Copy !req
152. - You can't even take a desk chair.
- Damn it.Copy !req
153. l-I'm a saint, you know? I'm a living saint,
and I get absolutely nothing out of it.Copy !req
154. Well, you get a false feeling
of superiority.Copy !req
155. I know. That is nice,
but this time, it's not enough.Copy !req
156. Why do I always have to be the one that
has to set the good example for everyone?Copy !req
157. - Hey, guys.
- Oh, that's why.Copy !req
158. - Hey, Mom.
- Hey, honey.Copy !req
159. Moo?Copy !req
160. Mmm. Moo, honey.Copy !req
161. You have to be some sort of
she hulk to get this.Copy !req
162. - You just gotta really dig.
- Well, it's not... enjoy...Copy !req
163. Oh, Maeby, great news.
I got my hands on some money.Copy !req
164. I can't say how or when...
or where my wedding ring is...Copy !req
165. but, my purse overfloweth
as do my high spirits...Copy !req
166. - so a-shopping we must go.
- Dad, we already went.Copy !req
167. That's why we're wearing all this leather.
I'm really into leather.Copy !req
168. - Tell Mom.
- Yes.Copy !req
169. - If you ever need to borrow
any money or anything...
- No. Thank you, no.Copy !req
170. So Tobias chose to pursue
a common interest with his daughter.Copy !req
171. - May I help you?
- I hope so. Um, I'm looking
for something that says...Copy !req
172. - "Dad likes leather."
- Something that says, "leather daddy"?Copy !req
173. Oh, is there such a thing?Copy !req
174. Later that day,
Michael got a surprise visit.Copy !req
175. - Marta. What are you doing here?
- I was looking for Gob.Copy !req
176. - He said he was working here today.
- Oh, yes? Please.Copy !req
177. He said that, huh?
Said that he's working, huh? Wow. Here?Copy !req
178. What else did he say? Did he tell you
I gave him your message?Copy !req
179. - Not that I'm the messenger, you know?
- He told me.Copy !req
180. I don't know what you said to him,
but it really turned him around.Copy !req
181. - He said I was a treasure.
- She's a treasure.Copy !req
182. And a
once-in-a-lifetime woman.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
183. Listen, Marta, Gob is...Copy !req
184. - a poet.
- Mm.Copy !req
185. He's touched. I'm gonna tell him
that you stopped by...Copy !req
186. - and, uh, you have a nice day.
- Thank you.Copy !req
187. You're such a good brother.
Always trying to help him.Copy !req
188. - He showed me the watch you gave him.
- The watch?Copy !req
189. I appreciate your time.Copy !req
190. And so, for the first time,
Michael set a plan in motion...Copy !req
191. to take something
that didn't belong to him.Copy !req
192. You know, I was thinking, I'd like to
help you guys out one more time.Copy !req
193. You know what you should do?
You should surprise Gob onstage.Copy !req
194. - I know that he's looking for a new assistant.
- Really?Copy !req
195. - Mm-hmm.
- Could you help me with that?Copy !req
196. - Yes.
- You really are a good guy, Michael.Copy !req
197. Well, you can't change who you are.Copy !req
198. Michael went to
the popular magic parlor...Copy !req
199. Michael went to
the popular magic parlor...Copy !req
200. the Gothic Castle, to ask a favor of Rollo.Copy !req
201. I was wondering if, uh... if you would
give my brother a show?Copy !req
202. One more chance to get back in
with the Alliance. That's all I ask.Copy !req
203. And-And you will get your legs back.Copy !req
204. How?Copy !req
205. You're asking me to reveal my trick?Copy !req
206. So Michael went to give
his brother the good news.Copy !req
207. - Really, tomorrow night?
- Yeah. You just gotta make sure
you do the sawing in half trick.Copy !req
208. - I don't even have a top half.
- Don't worry about that.Copy !req
209. I got someone I want you to use. She's perfect.
A great girl. You're doing me a favor.Copy !req
210. - Has she got big cans?
- I'll see ya there, Gob.Copy !req
211. - You're a good brother.
- You're a horrible brother, Michael.Copy !req
212. Pretty good, huh?Copy !req
213. You're gonna put Marta
onstage with the legs?Copy !req
214. It's gonna blow up.
Legs get upset. Marta gets upset.Copy !req
215. Marta leaves Gob,
and I don't get shot.Copy !req
216. You'll never be able to
pull the trigger on this.Copy !req
217. - You can't escape it, Michael.
You're the good guy.
- Call me what you want.Copy !req
218. - An impotent man-boy?
- But it is done. The plan is in motion.Copy !req
219. - This just isn't you.
- It's me now. It's the me that can recline.Copy !req
220. - Did that hurt?
- No.Copy !req
221. This stuff's kind of hot, isn't it?Copy !req
222. - I hadn't noticed.
- Hey, gang.Copy !req
223. Mind if squeeze in here
for a moment? Oh!Copy !req
224. Look at us. Who'd wanna mess with
any of us, huh?Copy !req
225. - Excuse me.
- Yes. Oop.Copy !req
226. - Did you get a job or something?
- No. No, I didn't.Copy !req
227. Unless you consider
"World's Coolest Daddy" a job.Copy !req
228. If l...Copy !req
229. - Hey, Dad.
- Hey, buddy. You're still wearing that jacket, huh?Copy !req
230. - Yeah. I was just going for a new look.
- Yeah?Copy !req
231. Trying to introduce
some edge to the whole palette.Copy !req
232. - Hmm. Kind of liked you the way you were.
- You did?Copy !req
233. Yeah. I mean, we can't really change
who we are anyway, right?Copy !req
234. Wish you'd told me that before
I threw away my Windbreaker.Copy !req
235. - Oh, you bought a chair.
- Uh, no, actually, I borrowed it.
Like we talked about.Copy !req
236. Well, I thought we decided
that was like stealing.Copy !req
237. Is that where we landed on that?Copy !req
238. As Michael was becoming more selfish...Copy !req
239. his father was choosing
a more pious path.Copy !req
240. Which made Buster and Lucille's visit
go much differently than planned.Copy !req
241. Why is there
a piece of shoe on your head?Copy !req
242. This is a... Well, it's a reminder that
the divine presence...Copy !req
243. is always above me.Copy !req
244. Well, more importantly,
Buster's been humping the widow Austero.Copy !req
245. - Mom.
- Is that true?Copy !req
246. No. We're taking it slow.Copy !req
247. He stays there sometimes
until 7:00, 8:00 at night.Copy !req
248. Peanut brittle on his breath. Is she the one
who's going to take him to the dentist?Copy !req
249. She already has.Copy !req
250. - What?
- "May you live. May you be well.
I give you my blessing."Copy !req
251. - Wow! Really?
- Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
252. - Just follow the heart that God gave you, hmm?
- No touching.Copy !req
253. No...Copy !req
254. Can you get me
some of that peanut brittle?Copy !req
255. On the night of the show,
the family arrived at the Gothic Castle...Copy !req
256. and in the green room, Michael was
preparing Marta for the trick.Copy !req
257. At the bottom of the box.
And you two guys are free to talk.Copy !req
258. Okay. Gob, Gob, Gob.Copy !req
259. What is going on?
Where's the top half?Copy !req
260. I have to teach her this trick.
She's gotta fold her knees.Copy !req
261. It's a fantastic trick. I don't want you
to worry though. I've already told her.Copy !req
262. Now where are the legs?
Are they running late?Copy !req
263. - So is everyone here?
- I think so. I haven't seen Tobias.Copy !req
264. In fact, Tobias
had intended to come...Copy !req
265. but had a slight miscommunication
with his cabdriver.Copy !req
266. - Where to, mate?
- The Gothic Castle.Copy !req
267. - Gothic Asshole?
- That's what I said.Copy !req
268. And ended up
in the wrong location.Copy !req
269. Oh, I am glad
I didn't go with that outfit.Copy !req
270. Yes, hello. I am looking for the magic.Copy !req
271. Danke schön.Copy !req
272. Oh. Hello, Lucille.Copy !req
273. Hello, Lucille.
Having a good time with my son?Copy !req
274. - Actually, we're having a wonderful time.
- You know, he's damaged goods.Copy !req
275. - He was born with a hole in his heart.
- Now listen to me, Lucille.Copy !req
276. - I'm gonna fill that hole, 'cause we're in love.
- Oh, please.Copy !req
277. You're no more in love
with him than I am.Copy !req
278. Okay. We're all saying some things
we're going to regret.Copy !req
279. Meanwhile, Gob was
almost ready to begin his show.Copy !req
280. Okay. It's magic time.Copy !req
281. - Hey, good luck out there now.
- Listen, I got you something...Copy !req
282. for being such a good guy...
not that it's a surprise, you always are.Copy !req
283. Oh, well, uh...Copy !req
284. - My watch.
- I want you to have it.Copy !req
285. Well, you've stolen so many things
from me over the years.Copy !req
286. This is the first time
you've ever given something back.Copy !req
287. I wanna try to be a better brother,
like you are to me.Copy !req
288. We're ready for you.Copy !req
289. Gob...Copy !req
290. have a good show out there.Copy !req
291. Ladies and gentlemen, a magician named Gob.Copy !req
292. - Dad?
- Hey, George Michael.Copy !req
293. - Where's the leather jacket?
- It's like you said...
you can't change who you are.Copy !req
294. So what? So I don't have
any hair on my arms or legs. So what?Copy !req
295. You know, a leather jacket's
not gonna change that.Copy !req
296. You know, I was trying to
act like a tough guy, and it's wrong.Copy !req
297. - I'm just a boring, old nice guy like you.
- I'm not that nice.Copy !req
298. Dad, if this is about
the chair... I've been thinking.Copy !req
299. You deserve it. You know, it's not like
you'd ever steal something big.Copy !req
300. Michael was having
second thoughts about his plan.Copy !req
301. But then he got some unexpected help.Copy !req
302. Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt. You'd better
tell Gob, the legs aren't coming.Copy !req
303. - Oh, my God.
- I can't believe the legs would screw him like this.Copy !req
304. This is his one last chance. They'll never
let him in the Alliance again.Copy !req
305. You have to do something.
This is so important to me and Gob.Copy !req
306. Where am I gonna get a pair of beautiful
women's legs on such short notice?Copy !req
307. So, the trick went forward as planned.Copy !req
308. And now, my, hopefully,
lovely assistant will join me.Copy !req
309. Wiggle those sexy gams, lady.Copy !req
310. I'm okay with myself.
I'm okay with myself.Copy !req
311. Mom, did you see it? I'm back in.Copy !req
312. I've got the career back.Copy !req
313. - Thank you for coming.
- And when Lucille noticed...Copy !req
314. how happy Marta had made Gob, she realized
how important love was to her children.Copy !req
315. - Mom.
- Hello, Buster.Copy !req
316. If you're still mad,
I don't care. I'm in love.Copy !req
317. I actually came to ask
Lucille something.Copy !req
318. - What?
- I was wondering...Copy !req
319. if you'd like to play bridge
with me next week?Copy !req
320. I'd absolutely adore it. Oh, Lucille.Copy !req
321. Oh, God. Look at us, Buster.Copy !req
322. We're back together again.
Lucille and Lucille.Copy !req
323. You guys are friends again.
You can play bridge together.Copy !req
324. Could you just... just separate?Copy !req
325. Michael watched as
the brother he swore to stop helping...Copy !req
326. enjoyed the girlfriend
he helped him reunite with.Copy !req
327. And so he returned to work, accepting
the fact that he was a good guy.Copy !req
328. But not as good as everyone thought.Copy !req
329. This really worked better with the chair.Copy !req
330. On the next Arrested Development.Copy !req
331. The Alliance decides to let Gob back in.Copy !req
332. Tell me, how'd you get two Alliance-approved
assistants with such short notice?Copy !req
333. That was just my girlfriend and my nephew.Copy !req
334. Well, you're out.Copy !req
335. - And Tobias gets some good news.
- I got a gig.Copy !req