1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Michael Bluth
was visiting his father in prison...Copy !req
6. anxious to get to the bottom
of some mysterious bookkeeping.Copy !req
7. It just doesn't make
any sense, Dad.Copy !req
8. Where did this money come from? Why did
it end up in the international accounts file?Copy !req
9. George Sr. was also anxious,
but less about the bookkeeping.Copy !req
10. This game is never gonna happen.
Half of these guys are still in their cuffs.Copy !req
11. I hate to be a buzzkill,
but I'm trying to get you out of here.Copy !req
12. Well, I'm trying to get us out of last place,
Michael. We're playing Rahway next week.Copy !req
13. Word has it that
they're getting Jose Canseco.Copy !req
14. I'm starting to wonder
why I even bother coming.Copy !req
15. - Bluth.! Right field.!
- That is ridiculous.Copy !req
16. - You won't even talk to me!
- I'm catcher, or I'm nothing!Copy !req
17. Michael returned to work...Copy !req
18. where his assistant, Kitty,
greeted him with some startling news.Copy !req
19. Your wife's on line one.Copy !req
20. - Michael's wife
had been dead for two years.
- My what?Copy !req
21. - Kitty realized her mistake.
- I said, your wife is on line one.Copy !req
22. But not immediately.Copy !req
23. Oh! Oh, God.Copy !req
24. I'm sorry.
George's wife. Your mother.Copy !req
25. I'm so used to being
George's assistant.Copy !req
26. Kitty had been George Sr. 's
fiercely loyal assistant for years.Copy !req
27. And Michael suspected that
she had the information he needed.Copy !req
28. Hey, Kitty, listen,
you wouldn't know...Copy !req
29. if we had any documentation on
these international accounts, would you?Copy !req
30. That's actually not
any of your business.Copy !req
31. My business.
That's not any of my business.Copy !req
32. Hey, Mom.Copy !req
33. Are you aware we've been downgraded
to being just pool members at the club now?Copy !req
34. { Michael] Yeah, it's a real shame
what's going on with this family.Copy !req
35. You're stuck by the pool,
and Dad's getting picked last for softball.Copy !req
36. Nonetheless, you can free up a little company
money to get back our golf privileges.Copy !req
37. No, I can't.
Mom, you don't even play golf.Copy !req
38. No, but I use the clubhouse dining room...
until I was turned away today.Copy !req
39. - It's embarrassing... Take it back!
- { Woman Gasps]Copy !req
40. If I wanted something your thumb touched,
I'd eat the inside of your ear!Copy !req
41. You should see
the looks I'm getting.Copy !req
42. If you can't free up the cash,
have your father call the club president.Copy !req
43. I've got news for you, Mom...
I'm not visiting Dad in jail anymore.Copy !req
44. - { Gasps]
- No, I've had it.Copy !req
45. I'm down there every single day trying to do
what I can to get this company back on track...Copy !req
46. and he barely even acknowledges me.Copy !req
47. That is disgusting!Copy !req
48. Talk to your father.
I will not stand for this!Copy !req
49. - { Groans]
- Gob!Copy !req
50. Can I, uh... get you
to stop doing that?Copy !req
51. I'm just setting up an office.Copy !req
52. Gotta write a strongly worded letter
to one Warden James Buck.Copy !req
53. In order to restore
his career as an escape artist...Copy !req
54. Gob had recently checked into prison
as a publicity stunt.Copy !req
55. - You really think you can
break out of my prison?
- You won't even know I was here.Copy !req
56. But after a shiv to his side...Copy !req
57. Gob was rushed
to a local hospital...Copy !req
58. - thus fulfilling, in Gob's mind,
his contract with the public.
- ? Ta-dah?Copy !req
59. And yet the warden had refused to
acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape.Copy !req
60. So I am going after this guy
with everything I've got...Copy !req
61. art.Copy !req
62. Now we are writing a letter.Copy !req
63. Gob?Copy !req
64. I wish I would've known
you were coming. I am a mess.Copy !req
65. Don't know if a call from me
would've changed that.Copy !req
66. { Snickers]
Do you like my outfit?Copy !req
67. Not as much as I like
what's underneath it.Copy !req
68. Gob!Copy !req
69. No, I need your chair. Get up.
I've got a letter to write.Copy !req
70. Whoo!
You're all business.Copy !req
71. just like your dad.Copy !req
72. { Mutters]
My God, she's repulsive.Copy !req
73. Michael realized
that Kitty's obvious attraction to Gob...Copy !req
74. could perhaps be of use to him.Copy !req
75. How would you like
a touch lamp?Copy !req
76. You're the one
who needs therapy!Copy !req
77. Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias prepared
for their first session with a therapist.Copy !req
78. Yes, Tobias,
I want the marriage to work.Copy !req
79. I just don't know
if therapy is the answer.Copy !req
80. Because you didn't respect my old career,
and you certainly don't respect my new one!Copy !req
81. You don't have a new one!Copy !req
82. Things had been tense
since Tobias left his psychiatry practice...Copy !req
83. to pursue an acting career.Copy !req
84. - I have needs, you know.
- And how I am not addressing your needs?Copy !req
85. - How can you even ask that? What is this?
- Oh! Go right to that!Copy !req
86. Good. Go right there.
Real mature. Really great.Copy !req
87. Okay, kids, Mommy and Daddy
are going out for ice cream.Copy !req
88. - Can we come?
- Sorry. It's not for kids.Copy !req
89. - Now we have to follow them.
- Yeah.Copy !req
90. What?Copy !req
91. Okay, so, why are we doing this?Copy !req
92. 'Cause it's obvious they're lying.
Come on, drive!Copy !req
93. - Well, what if they see us?
- How are they gonna see us?Copy !req
94. It says "Bluth Company"
right on the side.Copy !req
95. Plus, it's a stairway.
That's gonna catch the eye.Copy !req
96. The airport stairway vehicle...Copy !req
97. was the last vestige
of the Bluths'former wealth.Copy !req
98. Also, that House of Pies
that went out ofbusiness.Copy !req
99. You are scared. I knew it.Copy !req
100. No, I'm not scared.
It's just that... I have plans later.Copy !req
101. l-I'm visiting Pop-Pop.Copy !req
102. You visit Pop-Pop?Copy !req
103. In fact, he'd been terrified
of the very notion of prison...Copy !req
104. since, as a young boy,
he accidentally watched HBO's Oz...Copy !req
105. mistaking it for the classic
Judy Garland musical.Copy !req
106. - I'm an innocent man.!
- Eat it, bitch.!Copy !req
107. - Lots of times.
- What's it like?Copy !req
108. You know what you should do?
You should go get your mom's date book.Copy !req
109. Oh, yeah. She must have written down
where they're going.Copy !req
110. - I still wanna hear about prison, okay?
- If you can handle it.Copy !req
111. Michael arrived home in a good mood.Copy !req
112. With Gob getting
the information from Kitty...Copy !req
113. he would no longer have to visit prison
and deal with his father.Copy !req
114. Hey, buddy.!
Came home early.Copy !req
115. Wanna do somethin'?
Anything. Anything at all.Copy !req
116. I wanna visit Pop-Pop in prison.Copy !req
117. Back at the office, Gob was
making progress with Michael's assistant.Copy !req
118. Here's where we keep all of our...
heavyweight paper.Copy !req
119. Bet you can show me
where a lot of things are.Copy !req
120. What kind of things
are you... looking for?Copy !req
121. What, uh...
What are you hiding?Copy !req
122. Nothing you can't find.Copy !req
123. Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait.
Take off your glasses.Copy !req
124. Oh.Copy !req
125. Wait, wait.
Let down your hair.Copy !req
126. No. Glasses on. Hair back up.
Let's just get that hair right back up.Copy !req
127. - Do you want me to turn all the lights off?
- Yes, yes, please.Copy !req
128. How's that? Is that better?Copy !req
129. There's still light coming in
from under the door.Copy !req
130. And Lindsay and Tobias
were, for the first time...Copy !req
131. addressing
their marital problems.Copy !req
132. It's like we're face to face now...Copy !req
133. like we're really
seeing this marriage and...Copy !req
134. I'm afraid it's a lie.Copy !req
135. Bravo. If I gave a performance that good,
I'd have my own Alias type show.Copy !req
136. Stop it. I am so sick of hearing
about acting, acting, acting!Copy !req
137. Okay, okay, look,
maybe we need a new approach.Copy !req
138. Um... let's try
some role playing.Copy !req
139. Yes! All right.Copy !req
140. { Sighs]Copy !req
141. Michael headed back to the prison...Copy !req
142. despite his earlier vow
never to return.Copy !req
143. You always say family first.
I should see my grandpa, right?Copy !req
144. I'm not stopping you.
It's just, after this I'm not going back there.Copy !req
145. Why? Is it scary?Copy !req
146. Scary? No. No.Copy !req
147. It's the opposite of scary.
It's like a carnival.Copy !req
148. Without the half-person on the skateboard
that grabbed your knee to steady himself.Copy !req
149. It's like a country club. All the guy does
is eat ice cream and play softball all day.Copy !req
150. In fact, George Sr. 's
softball game had taken most of the day.Copy !req
151. It was the 14th inning,
and tensions were running a little high.Copy !req
152. I'll give you a thousand bucks, you call
the next one a strike. My knees are killing me.Copy !req
153. No batter.! No batter here.!Copy !req
154. - Strike three!
- Strike three, my ass!Copy !req
155. - Ohh!Copy !req
156. - Down in the yard!Copy !req
157. No batter.
No... No batter.Copy !req
158. No... Shh.Copy !req
159. Okay, there he is.
Go on in there and surprise him.Copy !req
160. I'm gonna go get us
a few ice cream sandwiches.Copy !req
161. Go on. Go on.Copy !req
162. Hey, Pop-Pop.Copy !req
163. - How's prison?
- I'm gonna die in here.Copy !req
164. What?Copy !req
165. They're gonna kill Grandpa.Copy !req
166. I gotta... I gotta get outta here.
I'm an innocent man.Copy !req
167. You gotta help Pop-Pop get outta here.
Give me your hair.Copy !req
168. - My hair?
- Give Pop-Pop your hair!Copy !req
169. - No touching! No touching! No touching!
- Give me the hair!Copy !req
170. One of these got smooshed,
but don't let that ruin prison for you.Copy !req
171. No batter. { Chuckles]
No batter. No batter.Copy !req
172. Come on, baby.!
Throw the ball.!Copy !req
173. I'm sure your grandfather was just kidding
around. You know his sense of humor.Copy !req
174. I know, I know. Yeah.Copy !req
175. I don't... I don't totally get the hair joke,
but I'm fine, Dad.Copy !req
176. Are you sure?Copy !req
177. I am gonna head back in, though. I'm gonna
see if Pop-Pop's got any more zingers.Copy !req
178. - { Laughs]
- Just stay out here and relax, pal.Copy !req
179. Watch the softball game.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
180. - Hey, stop.! Stop.!Copy !req
181. Dad?Copy !req
182. just don't like prison anymore.Copy !req
183. That's why I'm trying
to get you out of here.Copy !req
184. Maybe I've been in denial,
but this place is breaking me, Mikey...Copy !req
185. and I'm alone here, but for you.Copy !req
186. Come on.
You got me, you got Mom.Copy !req
187. { Chuckling]
Your mother's never shown her face.Copy !req
188. Whoa.
She's never been here?Copy !req
189. You should've heard the grief she gave me
when I said I'd never show up again.Copy !req
190. - You said... You said what?
- { Cuffs Clang On Bars]Copy !req
191. Dad, you don't need me.
You're playing softball all the time.Copy !req
192. I do need you, Michael!Copy !req
193. - No more softball.
- This is nuts.Copy !req
194. You're her husband. The least she could do
is come out and visit you.Copy !req
195. God, you know your mom. This isn't her crowd.
She's very easily threatened.Copy !req
196. You remember the carjacker?Copy !req
197. - Aaah!
- Well, she's certainly toughened up since then.Copy !req
198. She's eating lunch by the pool now.Copy !req
199. There's a big difference between
the country club pool and the conjugal trailer.Copy !req
200. That's not what I meant
when I said "visit."Copy !req
201. It's too bad.
I really miss that personal contact.Copy !req
202. It was the one thing
that calmed me when I got stressed.Copy !req
203. It just felt... humanizing.Copy !req
204. Michael, for the first time...Copy !req
205. saw his father
as a vulnerable human being.Copy !req
206. { Whimpers]
Daddy horny, Michael.Copy !req
207. I just haven't had sex in a month.Copy !req
208. You've been here two months.Copy !req
209. It's hard to gauge time.Copy !req
210. - Yeah, I'll bet.
- { Clears Throat]Copy !req
211. - Hey, Mom. I went to visit Dad today.Copy !req
212. Quick question. How long
does it take you to get out there?Copy !req
213. Oh, I've never been.Copy !req
214. Then why does he tell me
that you've never been?Copy !req
215. { Hiccup]
Ooh. Sorry, Michael.Copy !req
216. Pool food. My system's
not used to curly fries.Copy !req
217. How can you ignore that man?Copy !req
218. He's having a hard time in there.
He's lonely.Copy !req
219. That's what his children are for.Copy !req
220. Yeah, well, you know...Copy !req
221. there are certain things that...Copy !req
222. he can't get from his children.Copy !req
223. If you're going to say "pride," you're wrong.
He is proud of his children.Copy !req
224. Wasn't gonna say pride, Mom.Copy !req
225. Uh, listen, l-l-I think that, um...Copy !req
226. I think that you should...Copy !req
227. Oh, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this.Copy !req
228. I think that you should...Copy !req
229. visit him...Copy !req
230. in an... intimate...Copy !req
231. marital... trailer.Copy !req
232. Are you mad?Copy !req
233. You think I'm comfortable asking you
to do this? He needs you, Mom.Copy !req
234. Did he say that?Copy !req
235. Did he say that he misses me?Copy !req
236. Does he need his wife's embrace?Copy !req
237. { Whimpers]
Daddy horny, Michael.Copy !req
238. He said some wonderful things.Copy !req
239. You really want this for him,
don't you?Copy !req
240. I do.Copy !req
241. "Golf membership" want it?Copy !req
242. Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias
were getting to the heart...Copy !req
243. of each other's vulnerabilities
with a role-reversal exercise.Copy !req
244. - Because I'm a woman!
- Good.Copy !req
245. - With a woman's needs.
- Louder.Copy !req
246. And a woman's urges.!
And these, Tobias.Copy !req
247. When was the last time
you looked at these?Copy !req
248. Yeah, okay.
How long is this session?Copy !req
249. See, she's breaking in and out of character
and making it difficult...Copy !req
250. 'Cause I don't wanna be in a character.Copy !req
251. Okay, let me stop you guys.
All right? Please. Let me get in here.Copy !req
252. Thank you.
{ Mutters] God.Copy !req
253. { Clears Throat]Copy !req
254. - You've never been a real wife to me, Lindsay.
- That's not true!Copy !req
255. A man is looking back at you.
A man with dreams and aspirations!Copy !req
256. Meanwhile, Maeby found an
address in her mother's appointment book...Copy !req
257. and was getting closer to learning
what her parents were up to.Copy !req
258. Right! If I'm no Schwimmer,
you're noJennifer Aniston!Copy !req
259. Maybe I'm not even Lisa Kudrow.Copy !req
260. l-I have dreams, Lindsay.Copy !req
261. Dreams, Lindsay.Copy !req
262. Well, then, Tobias...Copy !req
263. follow those dreams.Copy !req
264. Make those dreams happen.Copy !req
265. Yes. I will.Copy !req
266. { Lindsay]
And scene!Copy !req
267. { Sighs]Copy !req
268. - Wow!
- Okay.Copy !req
269. - I'm sorry I stepped on your line.
- No, not at all.Copy !req
270. - Did that answer some questions for you?
- Yeah, I think it did.Copy !req
271. Now there are two men
I wanna leave.Copy !req
272. Michael arrived home, happy
to have a brother to share his burden with.Copy !req
273. - Great news.
- Oh, good. I could use it.Copy !req
274. I just came from convincing Mom
to have sex with Dad.Copy !req
275. God! What is wrong with you?
That is disgusting!Copy !req
276. - What's wrong with you?
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
277. But just the thought
of Mom and Dad together...Copy !req
278. I have a sense of propriety.
All right?Copy !req
279. Fine.
What's your great news?Copy !req
280. I { Beeps] Kitty.Copy !req
281. Oh, Gob, I just wanted you
to get the information.Copy !req
282. Oh, I got the information.Copy !req
283. You did, huh?
About the international accounts?Copy !req
284. I see what you're getting at.
No, I didn't get any information.Copy !req
285. That's great. Good, good, good, Gob.
You just lost the touch lamp.Copy !req
286. - What? No!
- The deal's off.Copy !req
287. I'm gonna use the touch lamp to
set the mood in the conjugal trailer
when Dad's nailing Mom!Copy !req
288. No! Don't... Michael!Copy !req
289. You are filthy.!Copy !req
290. The two cousins reunited...Copy !req
291. each a little shaken by what they
had pretended to be fearless about.Copy !req
292. - You think they'll get divorced?
- I don't care.Copy !req
293. I'm not saying "I don't care" like kids who say
they don't when they do... 'cause I don't.Copy !req
294. Right. I know.
Who cares, right?Copy !req
295. - I mean, I care.
- How could you not?Copy !req
296. You know, our family's
really messed up.Copy !req
297. I know.
We're the only normal ones.Copy !req
298. At least we got
each other. Right?Copy !req
299. George Michael?Copy !req
300. Sorry.
{ Chuckles]Copy !req
301. Sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be
a long or short hug or a middle-medium hug.Copy !req
302. It's hard to tell sometimes.Copy !req
303. That was a good hug.
That's plenty for now.Copy !req
304. Hug's gotta end sometime, obviously.Copy !req
305. Soon, Michael
was driving Lucille to prison...Copy !req
306. and she seemed to be
looking forward to it.Copy !req
307. Where are we going after?Copy !req
308. - Hey, Dad.
- Michael.!Copy !req
309. What are you doing here?Copy !req
310. You needed my help, and it was hard for you
to ask, so I took it upon myself to bring her.Copy !req
311. - That doesn't make you uncomfortable?
- The drive was a little awkward.Copy !req
312. Not every son
would do this for his father.Copy !req
313. Thank you for this.Copy !req
314. Hello, George.Copy !req
315. What the hell's
your mother doing in here?Copy !req
316. - Who were you expecting?
- Oh, I've done a bad thing.Copy !req
317. I've done a terrible thing.Copy !req
318. - There's someone else in
that trailer, isn't there?
- I've done a repulsive thing.Copy !req
319. Wait... Whoa. It's Kitty?Copy !req
320. - Shh!
- How long?Copy !req
321. - When did this start?
- Oh, come on! This is the first time.Copy !req
322. - Every Friday for the last eight years.
- { Sighs]Copy !req
323. - Daddy...
- Horny. I got that.Copy !req
324. Hey, wait a minute.
This is easy. This is an easy one.Copy !req
325. I'll go in there with Kitty,
I'll do my thing...Copy !req
326. and th-th-then I'll go and see your moth...
This is a hard one.Copy !req
327. - She's your secretary.
- You're right.Copy !req
328. Family first.Copy !req
329. Take care of Kitty.
Michael.Copy !req
330. I need you now.Copy !req
331. "International accounts" need me?Copy !req
332. And so an agreement was made.Copy !req
333. George Sr.
would reveal the truth...Copy !req
334. and Michael would make sure
Kitty didn't come out of the trailer.Copy !req
335. - { Phone Rings]
- Yeah?Copy !req
336. I need you to come to the prison.Copy !req
337. - I'm at the prison.
- You're here?Copy !req
338. I'm delivering
this strongly worded letter I wrote...Copy !req
339. lit by nothing but natural light.Copy !req
340. Well, how would you like
that touch lamp and the office...Copy !req
341. and... what the hell...
full use of the secretary?Copy !req
342. Thank you for doing this.
It means a... It means a lot.Copy !req
343. I, uh... Okay,
I'll get down on the couch.Copy !req
344. I'm not going to have sex
with you, George.Copy !req
345. I came to tell you how much I hate you
for what you've done to this family.Copy !req
346. - You're angry.
- You've ruined us.Copy !req
347. I've ruined us?
You got a lot of nerve, honey.Copy !req
348. The millions you pissed away on clothing
and jewelry and spa treatments...Copy !req
349. Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing
you ever appreciated... my body.Copy !req
350. Can I help it
if you've got a fantastic body?Copy !req
351. And you're as powerful as a bear.Copy !req
352. My husband the bear.Copy !req
353. This bear needs
some honey, wife.Copy !req
354. Oh, God, I missed you!
{ Gasps, Groans]Copy !req
355. Gob, meanwhile, stalled
to keep Kitty in the other trailer.Copy !req
356. Glasses off.Copy !req
357. Glasses on.Copy !req
358. Hair up.Copy !req
359. Glasses off.Copy !req
360. Down, on.
Have we done up, off?Copy !req
361. - Oh, Gob, this is so wrong.
- And bright.Copy !req
362. Wrong a-and bright.Copy !req
363. This...Copy !req
364. That's be... brighter!Copy !req
365. God! Damn.Copy !req
366. I'm just gonna wash up
real quick.Copy !req
367. Uh, I think I'm gonna go with...
with down and off.Copy !req
368. Gob had to do the right thing.Copy !req
369. But as he headed to his car,
he ran into the warden...Copy !req
370. who had just read
his strongly worded letter.Copy !req
371. Well, if it isn't
"Sincerely Yours."Copy !req
372. And so Gob was detained against
the window of the trailer...Copy !req
373. - his parents were becoming intimate in.Copy !req
374. { Sobbing]
Oh, God, Mommy! What did you do?Copy !req
375. - Hey, buddy.
- Hey, where were you?Copy !req
376. I had to help out your grandfather...Copy !req
377. and then I had to vow that I would
never help your grandfather again.Copy !req
378. Pretty much a normal day for me.Copy !req
379. How are you doing?Copy !req
380. I'm fine, I guess. It's just...Copy !req
381. You think of prison as this place full of guilty
people and it doesn't bother you that much.Copy !req
382. But if Pop-Pop could be there,
then anybody could be there.Copy !req
383. And I don't wanna go to prison, Dad.
I don't think I could take it.Copy !req
384. I know I act tough, but l...Copy !req
385. Is this what you're worried about?Copy !req
386. 'Cause I got news...Copy !req
387. he's, uh... he's guilty.Copy !req
388. He is?Copy !req
389. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
390. Incredibly guilty.Copy !req
391. { George Michael Exhales]Copy !req
392. On the next
Arrested Development.Copy !req
393. Tobias talks Lindsay
into another session.Copy !req
394. I've decided that...Copy !req
395. { Sighs]
I want to become an actor too.Copy !req
396. - And George Sr. makes good...Copy !req
397. on his promise to come clean
on the international accounts.Copy !req
398. There's a good chance that l...
that I may...Copy !req
399. have committed some,
um...Copy !req
400. light...
treason.Copy !req
401. { Groans]Copy !req