1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Michael Bluth
always rode his bike to work...Copy !req
6. but the recent heat wave had
taken some of the fun out of it.Copy !req
7. It had also caused problems...Copy !req
8. in his presentation to
the Bluth Company investors.Copy !req
9. There's no screwups
with the permits this time?Copy !req
10. The permits have been filed
absolutely on time.Copy !req
11. You have my word on that.Copy !req
12. Um, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
13. Let me get some of this, uh...Copy !req
14. Well, as you can...
The important part is here.Copy !req
15. - Bye, you guys. Really great to see you again.
- Bye.Copy !req
16. They think you're full of...Copy !req
17. - I think it's the sweating.
- I've gotta get a car.Copy !req
18. Don't worry.
I told them the truth.Copy !req
19. - That I rode here on a bike?
- That the permits weren't filed.Copy !req
20. But my dad filed the permits
before he went to jail.Copy !req
21. He most certainly did not.Copy !req
22. So, I just lied
to the investors?Copy !req
23. - You most certainly did.
- That's really great.Copy !req
24. Now I gotta ride my bike out to
the prison and talk to my dad about this.Copy !req
25. That'll be fun
in 100-degree heat.Copy !req
26. Why don't you take
your dad's car?Copy !req
27. No. Dad would never go for that.Copy !req
28. No, no, no, no.
There's no ice cream in the car.Copy !req
29. - I'll be careful.
- All right. This is what we're gonna do.Copy !req
30. Careful, Michael.Copy !req
31. Oh.Copy !req
32. - Whatever you think.
- Yeah.Copy !req
33. But I did see Gob
driving it last week.Copy !req
34. Wait. Honestly,
Gob's driving the car?Copy !req
35. I'm not the liar.Copy !req
36. Michael needed his father's car...Copy !req
37. so he went to confront
his brother Gob.Copy !req
38. - Give me a Gob.
- Gob!Copy !req
39. No, I didn't mean for you
to yell my name at me.Copy !req
40. It's what I call a double-dipped banana
with everything on it.Copy !req
41. Hey, I can't believe you.
I asked you two weeks ago...Copy !req
42. whether we should use Dad's car,
and you said it would be bad form.Copy !req
43. - Now I hear you're driving it.
- That is a lie, a bold-faced lie!Copy !req
44. Gob was lying.
He had been driving his father's car.Copy !req
45. Why don't you just take
your precious, portable...Copy !req
46. stairway vehicle you're always trying
to convince us is a car?Copy !req
47. Yeah, that would be great,
except our brother-in-law...Copy !req
48. left it in
an airport parking lot.Copy !req
49. From whence it came, huh?Copy !req
50. In fact, Tobias had intended
to park the family's only vehicle...Copy !req
51. at the airport parking lot...Copy !req
52. but was waved on
to the tarmac instead...Copy !req
53. where he found a spot
close to his gate.Copy !req
54. Here you go, Uncle Gob.
I had to use two sticks...Copy !req
55. to support all
the extra chocolate and nuts.Copy !req
56. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa.
Two sticks and extra chocolate?Copy !req
57. Is it Mardi Gras?
What are you charging for that?Copy !req
58. - He doesn't like to discuss money.
- I don't like to discuss money.Copy !req
59. - You don't pay for it?
- A Bluth banana? No, I hadn't planned on it.Copy !req
60. But I'll tell you what...
if you want to use my likeness...Copy !req
61. for a Hamburglar-type character...Copy !req
62. I'll sign off on that,
Mr. Banana-Grabber.Copy !req
63. No, no, no, no, no. No more banana grabbing.
No more car grabbing.Copy !req
64. - Throw that away, please.
- But it's already made.Copy !req
65. I don't care.
Nobody gets it now, okay?Copy !req
66. - Are you happy?
- My own brother, Michael.Copy !req
67. My own selfish brother.Copy !req
68. - Michael.
- All right.Copy !req
69. I do not want you to get upset.
He did not mean that.Copy !req
70. - Sometimes he says...
- Selfish Michael.Copy !req
71. He did not mean that either.Copy !req
72. Michael then went to his sister
to find his father's car.Copy !req
73. What car? I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
74. Dad's car. The one you
didn't tell me that you had...Copy !req
75. even though I had to ride
my bicycle to work all week.Copy !req
76. Oh, Dad's car.Copy !req
77. Well, obviously, I'm gonna use it
if it's an emergency.Copy !req
78. Lindsay had such an emergency
three days earlier...Copy !req
79. when her salon was able to squeeze
her in at the last moment.Copy !req
80. That color's discontinued!Copy !req
81. I have to get ready
for the bachelorette auction.Copy !req
82. The bachelorette auction?
You know you're married.Copy !req
83. You just go to dinner with the guy.
It's for charity.Copy !req
84. That's what you said about posing
for the Ladies of Literacy Calendar.Copy !req
85. The one with the pictures of all
the 30-year-old women in lingerie...Copy !req
86. with their nipples covered
by copies of Oliver Twist.Copy !req
87. Yeah, that made a big difference
for the young ones.Copy !req
88. It would have if it didn't
get banned from the schools.Copy !req
89. Come on, face it. You do all this
charity crap just to stroke your ego.Copy !req
90. You don't even know
what the auction's for tonight.Copy !req
91. - The wetlands.
- To do what with them?Copy !req
92. - Dry them.
- Save them.Copy !req
93. From drying. Which is more
than you would ever do.Copy !req
94. You're, like, the least
charitable person I know.Copy !req
95. I don't do
anything for myself.Copy !req
96. Everything that I do
is for this family.Copy !req
97. Oh, you don't do it
for us, Michael.Copy !req
98. You just do it because you love
being the guy in charge.Copy !req
99. Cause you love saying no, like you said
to Gob when he wanted a frozen banana.Copy !req
100. And even after he gave you the rights
to his Mr. Banana-Grabber character.Copy !req
101. You know what? I will start doing my
charity work when you start doing yours.Copy !req
102. In the meantime, where's the car?Copy !req
103. I think Buster has it.
I don't know. It's on the schedule.Copy !req
104. There is a schedule?Copy !req
105. I always try so hard
not to look at this thing.Copy !req
106. - So Michael went to find Buster.
- Who let you in?Copy !req
107. - So Michael went to find Buster.
- Who let you in?Copy !req
108. Your new cleaning woman.
What happened to Luz?Copy !req
109. Supposedly, Luz had to take
her daughter to the hospital.Copy !req
110. That's Lupe, her sister.Copy !req
111. - God, I hope she's okay.
- She's awful. Can barely wash a dish.Copy !req
112. Uh-oh. She better not walk through here
after she's been in there.Copy !req
113. - Tell me you've got an exit strategy.
- Mother.Copy !req
114. - Tell me you've got an exit strategy.
- Mother.Copy !req
115. Oh, please. They didn't sneak
into this country to be your friends.Copy !req
116. Wow.Copy !req
117. Don't you judge me.
You're the selfish one.Copy !req
118. You're the one who charged his own
brother for a Bluth frozen banana.Copy !req
119. I mean,
it's one banana, Michael.Copy !req
120. What could it cost, $ 10?Copy !req
121. You've never actually set foot
in a supermarket, have you?Copy !req
122. I don't have time for this.Copy !req
123. I've got to get ready
for the bachelorette auction.Copy !req
124. You're doing that? You can't possibly
tell me that you care about the wetlands.Copy !req
125. I care about going for more money
than Lucille Austero.Copy !req
126. In fact, Lucille Bluth
had made sure of that.Copy !req
127. - Lucille!
- I got you tickets to The Producers.Copy !req
128. I already saw it
in New York.Copy !req
129. But that's of no use to a woman whose vertigo
makes flying a grotesque misadventure.Copy !req
130. You must have scrimped
and saved for these.Copy !req
131. But isn't this
the night of the auction?Copy !req
132. - Is it?
- You seem pretty confident.Copy !req
133. Oh, I think there's
a certain bachelor...Copy !req
134. who won't mind coming home
with me at the end of the evening.Copy !req
135. - Buster.
- Where did he go?Copy !req
136. Buster!Copy !req
137. Why do you hide
every time the doorbell rings?Copy !req
138. I'm not hiding.
- Buster was hiding
from Lucille Austero.Copy !req
139. After inadvertently flirting with her at
a social event while not wearing his glasses...Copy !req
140. Lucille had been
pursuing him ever since.Copy !req
141. Buster, hi. It's me again.Copy !req
142. I've still got those Producers tickets,
and I'd love to share them with you.Copy !req
143. I don't want you to think
I'm taking this more seriously than you...Copy !req
144. "are and unless you're planning
some grand romantic gesture...Copy !req
145. my feelings are just
the teensiest bit hurt."Copy !req
146. - What are you going to do?
- Bid on you.Copy !req
147. - How much?
- Ten thousand dollars.Copy !req
148. - When?
- When they call my name.Copy !req
149. No, they're not going to call your name.
They're going to call my name.Copy !req
150. Good grief.Copy !req
151. Hey, Busty.
You been using Dad's car?Copy !req
152. No. Uh, well, yes.Copy !req
153. - You got the keys?
- Uh, probably in my school pants.Copy !req
154. - Okay.
- I have been a part of this archeological dig.Copy !req
155. - Hmm.
- I think we found a part of a pterodactyl
under Fashion Island.Copy !req
156. Be careful.Copy !req
157. Oh!Copy !req
158. That was 90% gravity.Copy !req
159. It is my day on the schedule,
but I guess you get them first.Copy !req
160. - Yeah.
- Wait. I need my rape whistle back.Copy !req
161. You got all your stuff out of the car?Copy !req
162. Yeah, I left my, um, homework in
the backseat, but I can get it later.Copy !req
163. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
164. Help.Copy !req
165. Michael surveyed the damage
to his father's car...Copy !req
166. the partially excavated skull,
the spilled nail polish...Copy !req
167. the burned seats... and he came to
an important decision.Copy !req
168. Well, I'm getting some ice cream...
I can tell you that right now.Copy !req
169. Michael, now able to drive to prison...Copy !req
170. confronted his father
about the permits.Copy !req
171. How come you didn't tell me
that you didn't file them?Copy !req
172. I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm trying
to get my newsletter off the ground...Copy !req
173. and I'm trying to decide
which gang to align myself with.Copy !req
174. - Is it pledge week already?
- I've got it down to two...Copy !req
175. but, honestly, I just
don't even want to choose.Copy !req
176. I just feel... I feel like
the prettiest girl at the dance.Copy !req
177. Listen, about that permit thing,
that's an easy fix.Copy !req
178. just break into the permit office, slip
the application into the next file...Copy !req
179. then you tell them, you know,
"Hey, you guys screwed up."Copy !req
180. - I'm not doing that, Dad.
- Michael, you lied to your investors.Copy !req
181. You gotta make that right.
Call Gob.Copy !req
182. He'll handle it. That's what...
That's what he's for.Copy !req
183. That's what he's for.Copy !req
184. You better tell him I'm asking.
I don't think he's gonna do it for you...Copy !req
185. after you wouldn't even give him
a frozen banana, Michael?Copy !req
186. - What is there, a chat room that you guys...
- That's not charitable.Copy !req
187. Never mind. I'll tell Gob
that you want him to do this.Copy !req
188. - Okay. I got a dance I gotta get ready for.
- Whoa. There's really a dance?Copy !req
189. I don't know.
Both sides are making a lot of promises.Copy !req
190. You should call this
a Gob, guy.Copy !req
191. Gob, can I talk
to you for a sec?Copy !req
192. Listen, um, I'm really sorry
about before.Copy !req
193. I said some things,
and I got a little carried away.Copy !req
194. It's not the way you're
supposed to treat a brother...Copy !req
195. especially one
that I value so highly.Copy !req
196. - Oh, I need a favor.
- That was subtle.Copy !req
197. - Did you just whistle?
- I had to buy a candied apple...Copy !req
198. when you denied me a banana, so, yeah,
I'm whistling.Copy !req
199. - Satisfied?
- It's not that noticeable. Listen.Copy !req
200. - Dad would like for you
to break into the permit office.
- Dad?Copy !req
201. - Dad said he wanted me for that?
- Yes, he did.Copy !req
202. - Will you do it?
- Maybe. I have some conditions.Copy !req
203. - Terms.
- Boy.Copy !req
204. - One condition and one term.
- All right.Copy !req
205. - Let's have the condition first.
- Free banana whenever I want.Copy !req
206. - Single dip.
- Double dip, but I'll take one stick.Copy !req
207. - All right. What else?
- Creative control...Copy !req
208. spin-off rights
and theme park approval...Copy !req
209. for Mr. Banana-Grabber,
Baby Banana-Grabber...Copy !req
210. and any other Banana-Grabber family
character that might emanate therefrom.Copy !req
211. I retain animation rights,
and we're gonna go back to single dip.Copy !req
212. - Done.
- Great. What else?Copy !req
213. You humiliated me
in front of my nephew.Copy !req
214. I expect you to fix that.Copy !req
215. I want the respect
of your son.Copy !req
216. You better let me
do the talking.Copy !req
217. George Michael,
your uncle has a request.Copy !req
218. One Bluth banana,
George Michael.Copy !req
219. Go ahead, give it to him.
Gob deserves your respect.Copy !req
220. And from now on, I want you to do
whatever he asks you to do, okay?Copy !req
221. After all, he is your uncle, and I think
we ought to just embrace that.Copy !req
222. - Thank you.
- Have I held up my end of the deal?Copy !req
223. I can't believe I gave you
animation rights.Copy !req
224. I hope that doesn't come back
and bite me in the ass.Copy !req
225. Meanwhile, Lindsay,
wanting to prove to Michael...Copy !req
226. that she was a charitable person,
joined a group of activists...Copy !req
227. dedicated to preserving
the wetlands.Copy !req
228. Yeah. Hi.
I'm gonna need a taxi.Copy !req
229. I don't know if that smell
is you, the car...Copy !req
230. something you ate or
something you're about to eat...Copy !req
231. but my God, you're in
a service business!Copy !req
232. - Hello.
- I'm in the wetlands.Copy !req
233. I've got a poker thing,
and I'm gonna clean them up.Copy !req
234. So the next time you wanna
tell me that I'm uncharitable...Copy !req
235. why don't you just ask yourself
who called you from the wetlands?Copy !req
236. - Who is this?
- Nice try. You're the selfish one.Copy !req
237. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got some nature to save.Copy !req
238. While Lindsay was finding
it difficult to be truly charitable...Copy !req
239. Michael was looking for an opportunity
to rise to Lindsay's challenge...Copy !req
240. and that's when he recognized his mother's
fill-in housekeeper at a bus stop.Copy !req
241. Hello there.
You're not riding the bus today.Copy !req
242. Get in this car. I'm not taking no
for an answer. Come on.Copy !req
243. Don't make me get out
of this car and put you in here myself.Copy !req
244. - That's right. Here we go.
- Unfortunately, the woman he picked up...Copy !req
245. wasn't Lupe,
but was a total stranger.Copy !req
246. And upon seeing bones, a shovel
and what appeared to be blood...Copy !req
247. she realized he wasn't
who she thought he was.Copy !req
248. Mister, please.Copy !req
249. This is gonna be tricky.
I don't speak Spanish.Copy !req
250. Yo "escared."Copy !req
251. - Uh-huh.
- "Izquierdo." I know that one.Copy !req
252. Left turn it is, Mrs...
They call me selfish.Copy !req
253. Michael thought he was
helping his mother's housekeeper...Copy !req
254. - but he had the wrong woman.
- I guess it would just be a guy who...Copy !req
255. you know,
grabs bananas and runs...Copy !req
256. or, uh, a banana
that grabs things.Copy !req
257. I don't know. Why would a banana
grab another banana?Copy !req
258. Those are the kind of questions
I don't wanna answer.Copy !req
259. - Hello.
- Oh, Michael, it's so beautiful here.Copy !req
260. - You have to come down and see this.
- I'm a little busy right now.Copy !req
261. I've got someone else
in the car with me...Copy !req
262. and I'm not going anywhere
until she's taken care of.Copy !req
263. Look, I screwed up, okay?Copy !req
264. I'm lost. And I hate them.
I hate the wetlands.Copy !req
265. They're stupid and wet,
and there are bugs everywhere.Copy !req
266. And I think I maced
a crane, Michael.Copy !req
267. Look, you've got Dad's car.
Why don't you come pick me up?Copy !req
268. Crazy. Loco.Copy !req
269. Listen, we gotta make
a little detour, okay?Copy !req
270. So I hope no one's
waiting for you.Copy !req
271. In fact, the woman
Michael thought was Lupe...Copy !req
272. did have people waiting for her...Copy !req
273. and they had
reported her missing.Copy !req
274. The real Lupe, however,
was leaving Lucille's for the evening.Copy !req
275. Buster, l...Copy !req
276. Oh.
Hello.Copy !req
277. It appears my
one-time admirer...Copy !req
278. is not planning some grand
romantic gesture after all.Copy !req
279. You know what? It's his loss.Copy !req
280. It's his loss.
It's his loss!Copy !req
281. Gob, meanwhile,
was casing the permit office...Copy !req
282. following the first rule of surveillance...
never get noticed.Copy !req
283. Carrier Express.Copy !req
284. - Say, you're not our regular guy.
- No, I'm the substitute.Copy !req
285. Hey, Gary, get a picture of me
with the new whistling delivery guy.Copy !req
286. Gob realized he needed a new plan.Copy !req
287. So, I need you to give
your father a message for me.Copy !req
288. All right. You heard my dad.
I have to do whatever you ask me to.Copy !req
289. Right. I forgot about that.Copy !req
290. All right. Take this lock-pick set,
break into the permit office for me.Copy !req
291. - No, I think I better check with my dad first.
- Well...Copy !req
292. You're gonna break into a permit office?
Sweet. Can I come?Copy !req
293. And George Michael
saw a chance to get closer to Maeby.Copy !req
294. You know, my dad hates to micromanage.
Let's just do this.Copy !req
295. And back at the wetlands...Copy !req
296. Lindsay finally
found her taxi.Copy !req
297. Oh, good Lord.
You smell worse than before.Copy !req
298. Oh, my God. It's me!
- And in her haste
to leave the wetlands...Copy !req
299. she forgot to call Michael.Copy !req
300. Hey. Hey! Stay there. What are you doing?
Get in the car. Don't move.Copy !req
301. Lindsay! Linds!Copy !req
302. Come on.
I'm tired of looking.Copy !req
303. She's not here.Copy !req
304. She probably never was here.
She set me up.Copy !req
305. This is probably all about the car.
I'm gonna kill her!Copy !req
306. Hey! Where are you going?
Hello!Copy !req
307. I'm trying to help you.Copy !req
308. You're welcome.Copy !req
309. Meanwhile, Gob met with his father...Copy !req
310. to discuss
the permit office break-in.Copy !req
311. So I say to Michael, "If it's so important to Dad,Copy !req
312. I'll look past your selfishness
and do it."Copy !req
313. There's a dentist in here who, uh,
took liberties with his patients.Copy !req
314. - I'm gonna ask him to look at
whatever is happening with you.
- Thanks, Pop.Copy !req
315. Hey, my stock is never gonna be higher
with his gang than it is right now.Copy !req
316. Yeah. So have you, uh, made a decision or...Copy !req
317. I don't know.
I thought I had it down to two...Copy !req
318. but then the Haitians
made this beautiful pitch.Copy !req
319. So, uh, any trouble
at the, uh, permit office?Copy !req
320. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Easy.Copy !req
321. - I delegated, just like you taught me.
- Who'd you get?Copy !req
322. George Michael.Copy !req
323. - My grandson?
- Yeah.Copy !req
324. You got my 14-year-old
grandson to do this.Copy !req
325. Under 18 walks out clean.Copy !req
326. Listen, um, there's a very strict
"no touching" policy here, but...Copy !req
327. Oh, what the hell.
It's worth a week in the hotbox.Copy !req
328. - No touching!
- You stupid ass.Copy !req
329. And George Michael was successful...Copy !req
330. - with the lock pick Gob had given him.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
331. We're supposed to put the form
in the wrong file.Copy !req
332. I know. I'm just
leaving my calling card.Copy !req
333. I thought we didn't want
anyone to know we were here.Copy !req
334. It's a little late for that.
Our fingerprints are everywhere.Copy !req
335. You said they weren't
gonna check for fingerprints.Copy !req
336. No. I said don't
wear your mittens.Copy !req
337. I didn't want you to look stupid
on the security camera.Copy !req
338. - There's a security camera?
- Security breach...Copy !req
339. Someone's coming. What do we do?Copy !req
340. I don't know.
I always get caught.Copy !req
341. Save yourself.
I'll take the hit.Copy !req
342. My record's clean.
I got my bike seat stolen once...Copy !req
343. but I don't think it counts
on your record if you're the victim.Copy !req
344. There is a record of this, but it's not like I'm...Copy !req
345. Thanks. I'll take the rap next time
we do something like this, okay?Copy !req
346. Next time.Copy !req
347. Hold it!Copy !req
348. And Lindsay made it
to the Save the Wetlands auction...Copy !req
349. - with moments to spare.
- Hey, Mom.Copy !req
350. Oh, honey.Copy !req
351. You're not supposed to show up
as the wetlands.Copy !req
352. While Lucille was waiting
for Buster to show up and bid on her...Copy !req
353. Buster was waiting for
the other Lucille to leave...Copy !req
354. for what he assumed
was The Producers...Copy !req
355. but was now, in fact,
the bachelorette auction.Copy !req
356. And Lindsay was finally
up for auction...Copy !req
357. which Michael arrived
just in time to see.Copy !req
358. What do I hear
for Lindsay Bluth?Copy !req
359. Gentlemen, it's a good cause.
- And as Michael
looked at his sister...Copy !req
360. uncertain whether her face was red
from embarrassment or the sun damage...Copy !req
361. it was clear she had been
in the wetlands that day.Copy !req
362. One thousand.Copy !req
363. Seriously?Copy !req
364. Sold... to the man
who truly knows what charity is.Copy !req
365. - And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the lovely Lucille.
- Move! Move! Move! Move!Copy !req
366. - Who is the lucky bachelor...
- And Buster showed upjust in time...Copy !req
367. Ten thousand dollars!Copy !req
368. - Buster!
- to bid on the wrong Lucille.Copy !req
369. How grand!Copy !req
370. How terribly grand!Copy !req
371. Well, how embarrassing. My own
brother buying me? I'd rather die.Copy !req
372. Thank you.
Maybe you're not that selfish.Copy !req
373. You actually went out there.
I was impressed you gave it a shot.Copy !req
374. Excuse me.
Is this your car?Copy !req
375. Yes. It's his.Copy !req
376. - You're under arrest...
- Ow! Ow!Copy !req
377. for the forced abduction
of Helen Maria Delgado.Copy !req
378. What'd you do?Copy !req
379. just trying to be a good guy.Copy !req
380. Me too. Me too.Copy !req
381. Let's go see Pop-Pop.Copy !req
382. On the next Arrested Development.Copy !req
383. Michael gets a lucky break when Helen
makes the same mistake that he did.Copy !req
384. - Four. Cuatro.
- Four, step forward.Copy !req
385. And Gob kicks himself
for a bad business decision.Copy !req
386. Look, a seagull!Copy !req
387. I never should've given up animation rights.Copy !req