1. Michael Bluth
arrived home to find the rental car...Copy !req
2. his sister, Lindsay,
had promised to return.Copy !req
3. Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything.
I'm even selling the corporatejet.Copy !req
4. Great. So now we don't have
a car or a jet?Copy !req
5. Why don't we just take an ad out
in I'm Poor magazine?Copy !req
6. I'm trying to get development started.
All right?Copy !req
7. - I've got six bulldozers
waiting to get underway.
- Bulldozing?Copy !req
8. - What about the trees?
- We're just gonna cover them up with blankets.Copy !req
9. - I'm ripping them out.
- Anything for a buck, right?Copy !req
10. You are so materialistic.Copy !req
11. - Don't suddenly turn this
into one of your causes.
- It's not sudden, Michael.Copy !req
12. I've always been deeply passionate about
nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?Copy !req
13. I'll never forget your wedding.Copy !req
14. I care deeply for nature.Copy !req
15. - You're wearing ostrich skin boots.
- I don't care about ostriches.Copy !req
16. You're looking at
a desperate man, Michael.Copy !req
17. - Do you need money?
- What I need is freedom.Copy !req
18. Marta is being
interviewed today on TV...Copy !req
19. about her show,
El Amor Prohibido.Copy !req
20. It's bad enough that I gotta go to
the awards show tomorrow night.Copy !req
21. Today I gotta stand next to her
like I'm Rita Wilson.Copy !req
22. Gob's girlfriend Marta
had been nominated for a daytime Desi...Copy !req
23. the award given for excellence
in Spanish daytime television.Copy !req
24. You found a woman
who believes in you.Copy !req
25. You should make a commitment to her,
'cause life is short.Copy !req
26. I would give anything
to be able to have that again.Copy !req
27. You know? A family?
Nothing else matters.Copy !req
28. - Michael!
- That's Mom. Hide.Copy !req
29. You brought up money earlier.Copy !req
30. I actually would like
to borrow some.Copy !req
31. - No.
- Michael?Copy !req
32. - He's in here, Mom!
- Come on.Copy !req
33. No way. That's mine.
Give it to me!Copy !req
34. Gob, wait! I need those tickets!Copy !req
35. He promised me tickets
to his girlfriend's awards show.Copy !req
36. You're going to that thing?Copy !req
37. Well, my dear friend
Lucille Austero...Copy !req
38. is part owner
of a television station...Copy !req
39. and I want to show up
and hold my head high.Copy !req
40. I may not have her money anymore,
but at least I have a live husband.Copy !req
41. Ah, she's lucky to have you
as a friend.Copy !req
42. - Buster.
- Hey, brother.Copy !req
43. Uh, Mom said you could
tie this for me.Copy !req
44. Make it long so Buster
doesn't seem so... round.Copy !req
45. - Come here, pal.
- Thank you.Copy !req
46. - Do you guys got a big date?
- Well, we're not dating.Copy !req
47. Nonetheless...
Come here...Copy !req
48. shouldn't Buster
be spending his evenings...Copy !req
49. with women that aren't so much...
his mother?Copy !req
50. He's a beautiful boy.
They don't appreciate him.Copy !req
51. It's his glasses.
They make him look like a lizard.Copy !req
52. - Plus, he's self-conscious.
- Gee, I wonder why.Copy !req
53. When's the last time
you went on a date?Copy !req
54. I just haven't met anybody
who's not self-absorbed and impossible
to have a conversation with.Copy !req
55. If that's a veiled criticism
about me...Copy !req
56. I won't hear it
and I won't respond to it.Copy !req
57. Hmm.
Maybe I'm wrong.Copy !req
58. Later that day Michael
finalized the sale of the corporatejet...Copy !req
59. and was also able to solve
the family's transportation problem.Copy !req
60. Hmm?Copy !req
61. I am not riding in that thing.Copy !req
62. Well, we sold the jet, and they didn't
want this. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
63. Besides, Lindsay, it's not
like you're materialistic.Copy !req
64. Well, then, it's all yours.Copy !req
65. Watch out for bridges
and hop-ons.Copy !req
66. You're gonna get some hop-ons.Copy !req
67. And Michael was finally prepared...Copy !req
68. to begin the next phase
of the family business.Copy !req
69. We go to Trisha Thoon for more.Copy !req
70. An activist known as Johnny Bark
has taken residence in this beloved tree...Copy !req
71. and refuses to come down.Copy !req
72. What is he protesting?Copy !req
73. The expansion of high-cost,
low-quality mini-mansions...Copy !req
74. like this one here.Copy !req
75. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
76. Michael met with his sister
about the activist in the tree.Copy !req
77. Michael met with his sister
about the activist in the tree.Copy !req
78. You want me to get him out?Copy !req
79. Oh, come on, It's one tree.Copy !req
80. After we get that lot cleared,
we're gonna have enough money...Copy !req
81. for you to neuter thousands of animals.Copy !req
82. You can make dogs and cats a complete
thing of the past. No more dogs and cats.Copy !req
83. And we will have enough money...Copy !req
84. for me to replace the stair car
with a normal car.Copy !req
85. I'll do it for the cats.Copy !req
86. Meanwhile,
Marta's interview was underway...Copy !req
87. and Gob was getting uncomfortable
playing the supportive role.Copy !req
88. I just told him that
we are this family now...Copy !req
89. and that career's one thing,
but family is forever.Copy !req
90. I, too, have an announcement to make.Copy !req
91. To prove that no prison can hold me...Copy !req
92. I will incarcerate myself in the penitentiary
that holds my own father...Copy !req
93. only to escape 24 hours later.Copy !req
94. No shackles can hold these hands.Copy !req
95. Say that to them in Spanish.Copy !req
96. The next day, Michael
got a call to meet Gob at the prison.Copy !req
97. You're going into prison? I thought
there was something wrong with Dad.Copy !req
98. What? No, Dad's fine. Just saw him in there
throwing the ball around with a couple guys.Copy !req
99. Which, of course,
he never did with me.Copy !req
100. - How did you get them to agree to this?
- Oh, the warden's a fan.Copy !req
101. You really think
you can break out of my prison?Copy !req
102. You won't even know I was here.Copy !req
103. The warden was intrigued...
less about the stunt...Copy !req
104. and more about the prison beatings
this brash magician was sure to receive.Copy !req
105. Well, any press is good press, huh?Copy !req
106. Right.Copy !req
107. So Gob went about swallowing
the key to prepare for his escape.Copy !req
108. Then I pass the key, bust out of prison
and into magic history.Copy !req
109. Of course, that is gonna conflict
with my going to the Desis with Marta.Copy !req
110. Well, life's a compromise.Copy !req
111. I probably would have taken her
to the nice event, but prison'll be fun too.Copy !req
112. - Thank you. I knew you'd come through.
- How'd I come through?Copy !req
113. - Thank you. I knew you'd come through.
- How'd I come through?Copy !req
114. Gob, how'd I come through?Copy !req
115. You might wanna find something
a little stronger, Warden.Copy !req
116. What is your problem?Copy !req
117. Meanwhile, Lindsay set about
fulfilling her promise to Michael.Copy !req
118. Get out of our tree.Copy !req
119. At this moment, Maeby
found another opportunity to rebel.Copy !req
120. - We have to save this tree.
- We have to!Copy !req
121. And George Sr.
was about to be surprised by his son.Copy !req
122. Keep your arm up.
That's how you get accuracy.Copy !req
123. Thought you said throwing the ball
against the garage door by yourself...Copy !req
124. was how you got accuracy.Copy !req
125. - Gob, what are you doing here?
- Life, Dad.Copy !req
126. I killed a guy.Copy !req
127. Nah, it's just a publicity stunt.
I'm gonna bust out tomorrow.Copy !req
128. - Impressive, no?
- You idiot. You're gonna get yourself killed.Copy !req
129. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
there weren't any magic fans here.Copy !req
130. Hey, White Power Bill, he's all right.Copy !req
131. White Power Bill can't hear you...
with such dirty ears.Copy !req
132. Hey, White Power Bill has dirty ears.
Hey, guys!Copy !req
133. Dirty Ears Bill!
Dirty Ears Bill!Copy !req
134. And Michael was
about to get a surprise visit of his own.Copy !req
135. Michael?Copy !req
136. Yes? Hi. I'm Michael.Copy !req
137. I'm Marta.Copy !req
138. You're Marta?Copy !req
139. Thank you so much
for taking me to the awards.Copy !req
140. Gob said he really appreciated
you coming through for him.Copy !req
141. Oh. Sure. Yeah.Copy !req
142. This is how I came through, huh?Copy !req
143. Listen, Marta...Copy !req
144. I hope you don't mind driving.
I took a cab here.Copy !req
145. - I just couldn't find my keys.
- Well, my brother may have eaten them.Copy !req
146. Look...Copy !req
147. Um... I haven't hired
a limo or anything.Copy !req
148. - I don't mind.
- I think you might.Copy !req
149. Look, I'm an activist too. I appreciate
what you're doing for the environment.Copy !req
150. But we're not the only ones
who destroy trees.Copy !req
151. What about beavers?Copy !req
152. You call yourself an environmentalist?
Go club some beavers.Copy !req
153. You don't really
get nature, do ya?Copy !req
154. It will be torn down,
with or without you.Copy !req
155. Where are the stairs?Copy !req
156. Meanwhile, the Desis were underway.Copy !req
157. Guillermo Ortiz
como El Ratón...Copy !req
158. Pablo Dominguez
como Pepito...Copy !req
159. Felicio Colón
como Miguelito...Copy !req
160. And Lucille was mingling with the elite
of the Latino Television Academy.Copy !req
161. Can I get a vodka tonic, please?Copy !req
162. I'd like a vodka tonic.
Vodka tonic, please?Copy !req
163. A sea of waiters,
and no one will take a drink order.Copy !req
164. Buster was also mingling...Copy !req
165. but, at Lucille's insistence,
wasn't wearing his glasses.Copy !req
166. ? Cómo estoy?Copy !req
167. Exciting night.Copy !req
168. And Lucille Bluth crossed paths
with Lucille Austero.Copy !req
169. Lucille?Copy !req
170. Lucille!Copy !req
171. - Well, aren't you something?
- Oh!Copy !req
172. Showing up here
without your husband.Copy !req
173. Shame be damned.
Caution to the wind.Copy !req
174. That's so sweet, darling.
I'm here to support you.Copy !req
175. You're the one who's all alone
and likely to stay that way.Copy !req
176. My husband's
just a phone call away.Copy !req
177. That's one call per day,
isn't it?Copy !req
178. Gee, I should think
he'd wanna save that for his lawyer.Copy !req
179. At least he's in prison,
not an urn.Copy !req
180. You are so deliciously witty.Copy !req
181. Aren't we having fun?Copy !req
182. The other Lucille
also suffers from severe vertigo.Copy !req
183. Lucille Austero, meanwhile...Copy !req
184. perhaps because she'd never seen him
without his glasses...Copy !req
185. first took notice of Buster.Copy !req
186. Buster, however, failed to notice her...Copy !req
187. and she sent him a proposition.Copy !req
188. Excuse me, sir.
This is for you.Copy !req
189. Huh?Copy !req
190. Finally, Marta's category was announced.Copy !req
191. Yel Desi va a...Copy !req
192. Sandra Elena Higuera!Copy !req
193. Marta? Hey.Copy !req
194. I'm sorry.
You really deserved to win in there.Copy !req
195. Did you win?
l-I don't speak Spanish.Copy !req
196. It's not about the award.Copy !req
197. It's crazy, but I thought
it would make Gob proud.Copy !req
198. I'm sure, in his own way,
that he's...Copy !req
199. I just think he doesn't understand family.
You know, commitment.Copy !req
200. But those are the only things
that matter in life.Copy !req
201. At that moment
Michael realized that this was...Copy !req
202. the most beautiful woman
he'd ever seen.Copy !req
203. For the first time since he lost his wife,
he wanted someone.Copy !req
204. At the same moment,
Gob was ready to retrieve the key...Copy !req
205. to execute his escape.Copy !req
206. Is there a private bathroom nearby?Copy !req
207. - You're looking at it.
- No, I can't use that.Copy !req
208. No, no, I need privacy.
Yeah, I've always been that way.Copy !req
209. No, no, I need privacy.
Yeah, I've always been that way.Copy !req
210. I can't go without privacy.Copy !req
211. I c... I can't pass this key
without privacy!Copy !req
212. Well, I could ask the guys
to leave, but, uh...Copy !req
213. they've been
locking the doors lately.Copy !req
214. l...Copy !req
215. I've made a huge mistake.Copy !req
216. Michael was having
a wonderful time with Marta and
didn't want the evening to end...Copy !req
217. while Lindsay was bonding
with the man in the tree.Copy !req
218. You have no idea
what it's like to save a living thing.Copy !req
219. Well, for your information, I do.Copy !req
220. My husband, Tobias, and I used to
do this kind of thing all the time.Copy !req
221. I guess that's why
I was so attracted to him.Copy !req
222. He was a serious
and committed advocate for change.Copy !req
223. Where is he now?Copy !req
224. At a weekend stage fighting workshop
with Carl Weathers.Copy !req
225. But he used to believe in things.Copy !req
226. We both used to.Copy !req
227. Sorry, Lindsay.
I didn't realize you were up there.Copy !req
228. Oh, I'm up here, Mike,
and I'm not coming down!Copy !req
229. I'm gonna save this tree,
no matter what it takes.Copy !req
230. Okay. I'll see you when you
realize what that bucket's for.Copy !req
231. I can see why your mom likes it.
It is a really nice tree...Copy !req
232. We've gotta get it torn down.Copy !req
233. That must die... stupid tree.Copy !req
234. - Buster's out of control.
- Another panic attack?Copy !req
235. Me? No. She's just wigged out
because I have a girlfriend.Copy !req
236. A waiter hands him a note;
suddenly he's Steve McQueen.Copy !req
237. He doesn't even know
what she looks like.Copy !req
238. I know she's a brownish area
with points.Copy !req
239. And I know I love her.Copy !req
240. I'm calling Dr. Miller.Copy !req
241. Okay, I don't know
I love her...Copy !req
242. but I cannot tell you how liberating it is
to be with someone who's not Mom...Copy !req
243. who's nothing like her.Copy !req
244. Yeah, and you're just... you're just
jumping right into this, huh?Copy !req
245. Oh, yes. Yes.Copy !req
246. That's what you do when life hands you
a chance to be with someone special.Copy !req
247. You just grab that...
that brownish area by its points...Copy !req
248. and you don't let go,
no matter what your mom says.Copy !req
249. Mmm!Copy !req
250. Good talk.Copy !req
251. - Hello.
- Michael. Change of escape plan.Copy !req
252. I unplugged
the ice cream sandwich machine...Copy !req
253. and the guards are all eating them
before they get too melty...Copy !req
254. so I've got like a half an hour.Copy !req
255. Meet me at the south prison wall
and bring the stairs.Copy !req
256. Michael knew he had
an obligation to his brother.Copy !req
257. Michael!Copy !req
258. Hey, Gob!Copy !req
259. Where the hell are the stairs?Copy !req
260. Oh! I thought you were kidding!Copy !req
261. Hey, speaking ofkidding,
how serious are you about Marta?Copy !req
262. I get the sense that there's not much of
a future there. Am I reading that right?Copy !req
263. Let me ask you something. How would
you feel if I came down on you hard?Copy !req
264. You're saying
I'm not reading this right.Copy !req
265. No, I'm saying
I need to jump on you to break my fall.Copy !req
266. - Don't be an idiot. Don't jump on me.
- I have to! Stop moving!Copy !req
267. - Come on! Stop moving!
- Don't jump on me!Copy !req
268. The guards soon became concerned...Copy !req
269. about the paperwork that would be
required of them if Gob actually didjump.Copy !req
270. - Don't be such a moron!
- You're making this very, very difficult.Copy !req
271. Ohh! God!Copy !req
272. This is personal...Copy !req
273. Gob. Gob!Copy !req
274. Good talk.Copy !req
275. I'm a complete failure.Copy !req
276. Where'd you get
that kind of talk?Copy !req
277. From you.
You always say that about me.Copy !req
278. Well, maybe you're not
entirely to blame.Copy !req
279. I haven't always been
the best kind of father either.Copy !req
280. You've done a pretty good job
of being a father to everybody in here.Copy !req
281. What have they got that I don't?Copy !req
282. You've never even...
thrown a ball around with me.Copy !req
283. Great.
Now you're an athlete.Copy !req
284. Lindsay left the tree
to sleep in her own bed...Copy !req
285. and Johnny Bark left the tree
to awaken her.Copy !req
286. - So, Lindsay, I was thinking...
- Johnny Bark?Copy !req
287. - I wanna be with you, Lindsay.
- What?Copy !req
288. - And I know you wanna be with me too.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
289. But all the things you said about
commitment and believing in things...Copy !req
290. that's the way I feel!Copy !req
291. johnny, I'm sorry. L...
I didn't mean to lead you on.Copy !req
292. I think you're gross.Copy !req
293. - Uh-oh.
- My tree.Copy !req
294. That's why you never
get out of the tree.Copy !req
295. And Gob was about to
get a reason to stay in prison.Copy !req
296. You all right?Copy !req
297. Not great.Copy !req
298. Maybe this'll help.Copy !req
299. And for the first time...Copy !req
300. Gob had the game of catch with his father
he'd been waiting for his whole life.Copy !req
301. Okay, ready?
Put your mitt up.Copy !req
302. There you go.Copy !req
303. White power!Copy !req
304. I'm... white.Copy !req
305. And Michael decided
to share his feelings with Marta.Copy !req
306. - Michael.
- Marta.Copy !req
307. I'm not really quite sure
how to say this, but, um...Copy !req
308. - I had a great time last night.
- I did too.Copy !req
309. And, um...Copy !req
310. we're so in synch
on so many things...Copy !req
311. and, uh, l-l...Copy !req
312. You guys don't have a machine, huh?Copy !req
313. - Sorry.
- Okay.Copy !req
314. Hello.Copy !req
315. Oh, my God.Copy !req
316. Gob has been
stabbed in the back.Copy !req
317. - Am I still in prison?
- You're in the hospital.Copy !req
318. ? Ta-dah?Copy !req
319. Meanwhile, Buster
was waiting in the hallway.Copy !req
320. Buster?Copy !req
321. Oh, Miss Austero.
Wh-What are you doing here?Copy !req
322. - A touch of the dizzies.
- Oh. Oh.Copy !req
323. So, listen, Buster, have you given
any, uh, thought to my offer?Copy !req
324. I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
325. Well, my phone
hasn't made a peep.Copy !req
326. Ha... Has your hair...Copy !req
327. always been that pointy,
Miss Austero?Copy !req
328. - It's Lucille.
- Right. Right.Copy !req
329. That's my mom's name.Copy !req
330. Yes!Copy !req
331. Oh, God!Copy !req
332. Buster? Buster! Bu...Copy !req
333. He... Oh!Copy !req
334. I'm all right. I'm all right.Copy !req
335. He's fine.
I'll be in the hospital bar.Copy !req
336. Uh, you know, there isn't
a hospital bar, Mother.Copy !req
337. Well, this is why
people hate hospitals.Copy !req
338. You were right, Michael.
Life is too short.Copy !req
339. Mine almost ended today.Copy !req
340. So I think I'm gonna
work things out with Marta.Copy !req
341. - You are, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
342. Boy, that's, uh...Copy !req
343. that's great.Copy !req
344. - Hmm. You know what's funny?
- Mmm.Copy !req
345. I was gonna walk out of that prison
last night and break up with her.Copy !req
346. Good thing you didn't
bring the stairs, huh?Copy !req
347. Mmm. Very funny. Yeah.
It's hysterical.Copy !req
348. I'm lucky.Copy !req
349. - Can I come in now?
- Yeah, sure. He's fine.Copy !req
350. Listen, I really appreciate
you helping me out last night.Copy !req
351. Well, you know, you gotta put family first.Copy !req
352. That's the stupid thing that I believe.Copy !req
353. You two keep talking out there,
I'm gonna start getting jealous.Copy !req
354. I was really worried about you.Copy !req
355. You've got nothing to worry about.Copy !req
356. We're gonna be together
for a long time.Copy !req
357. We're family now.Copy !req
358. I am so happy.Copy !req
359. I'm gonna call the kids.Copy !req
360. I've made a huge mistake.Copy !req
361. On the next Arrested Development...Copy !req
362. Gob learns how he survived
his stabbing.Copy !req
363. Looks like the shiv would have done
some real damage if it hadn't been for this.Copy !req
364. It was in your lower intestine.Copy !req
365. So close.Copy !req
366. And Buster makes a bold move.Copy !req
367. - Buster.
- Let's go for it.Copy !req