1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Michael Bluth
always rode his bike to work...Copy !req
6. but the recent heat wave had
taken some of the fun out of it.Copy !req
7. It had also caused problems...Copy !req
8. in his presentation to
the Bluth Company investors.Copy !req
9. There's no screwups
with the permits this time?Copy !req
10. The permits have been filed
absolutely on time.Copy !req
11. - You have my word on that.Copy !req
12. Um, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
13. - Let me get some of this, uh...
- { Squeaking]Copy !req
14. Well, as you can...
The important part is here.Copy !req
15. - Bye, you guys. Really great to see you again.
- Bye.Copy !req
16. They think you're full of...
{ Beeps]Copy !req
17. - I think it's the sweating.
- I've gotta get a car.Copy !req
18. Don't worry.
I told them the truth.Copy !req
19. - That I rode here on a bike?
- That the permits weren't filed.Copy !req
20. But my dad filed the permits
before he went to jail.Copy !req
21. He most certainly did not.Copy !req
22. So, I just lied
to the investors?Copy !req
23. - You most certainly did.
- That's really great.Copy !req
24. Now I gotta ride my bike out to
the prison and talk to my dad about this.Copy !req
25. That'll be fun
in 100-degree heat.Copy !req
26. Why don't you take
your dad's car?Copy !req
27. No. Dad would never go for that.Copy !req
28. No, no, no, no.
There's no ice cream in the car.Copy !req
29. - I'll be careful.
- All right. This is what we're gonna do.Copy !req
30. Careful, Michael.Copy !req
31. Oh.Copy !req
32. - Whatever you think.
- Yeah.Copy !req
33. But I did see Gob
driving it last week.Copy !req
34. Wait. Honestly,
Gob's driving the car?Copy !req
35. I'm not the liar.Copy !req
36. Michael needed his father's car...Copy !req
37. so he went to confront
his brother Gob.Copy !req
38. - Give me a Gob.
- Gob!Copy !req
39. No, I didn't mean for you
to yell my name at me.Copy !req
40. It's what I call a double-dipped banana
with everything on it.Copy !req
41. Hey, I can't believe you.
I asked you two weeks ago...Copy !req
42. whether we should use Dad's car,
and you said it would be bad form.Copy !req
43. - Now I hear you're driving it.
- That is a lie, a bold-faced lie!Copy !req
44. Gob was lying.
He had been driving his father's car.Copy !req
45. ? [Man Singing, Indistinct]Copy !req
46. Why don't you just take
your precious, portable...Copy !req
47. stairway vehicle you're always trying
to convince us is a car?Copy !req
48. Yeah, that would be great,
except our brother-in-law...Copy !req
49. left it in
an airport parking lot.Copy !req
50. From whence it came, huh?Copy !req
51. In fact, Tobias had intended
to park the family's only vehicle...Copy !req
52. at the airport parking lot...Copy !req
53. but was waved on
to the tarmac instead...Copy !req
54. where he found a spot
close to his gate.Copy !req
55. Here you go, Uncle Gob.
I had to use two sticks...Copy !req
56. to support all
the extra chocolate and nuts.Copy !req
57. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa.
Two sticks and extra chocolate?Copy !req
58. Is it Mardi Gras?
What are you charging for that?Copy !req
59. - He doesn't like to discuss money.
- I don't like to discuss money.Copy !req
60. - You don't pay for it?
- A Bluth banana? No, I hadn't planned on it.Copy !req
61. But I'll tell you what...
if you want to use my likeness...Copy !req
62. for a Hamburglar-type character...Copy !req
63. I'll sign off on that,
Mr. Banana-Grabber.Copy !req
64. No, no, no, no, no. No more banana grabbing.
No more car grabbing.Copy !req
65. - Throw that away, please.
- But it's already made.Copy !req
66. I don't care.
Nobody gets it now, okay?Copy !req
67. - Are you happy?
- My own brother, Michael.Copy !req
68. My own selfish brother.Copy !req
69. - Michael.
- All right.Copy !req
70. I do not want you to get upset.
He did not mean that.Copy !req
71. - Sometimes he says...
- Selfish Michael.Copy !req
72. He did not mean that either.Copy !req
73. Michael then went to his sister
to find his father's car.Copy !req
74. What car? I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
75. Dad's car. The one you
didn't tell me that you had...Copy !req
76. even though I had to ride
my bicycle to work all week.Copy !req
77. Oh, Dad's car.Copy !req
78. Well, obviously, I'm gonna use it
if it's an emergency.Copy !req
79. Lindsay had such an emergency
three days earlier...Copy !req
80. when her salon was able to squeeze
her in at the last moment.Copy !req
81. { Gasps]
That color's discontinued!Copy !req
82. I have to get ready
for the bachelorette auction.Copy !req
83. The bachelorette auction?
You know you're married.Copy !req
84. You just go to dinner with the guy.
It's for charity.Copy !req
85. That's what you said about posing
for the Ladies of Literacy Calendar.Copy !req
86. The one with the pictures of all
the 30-year-old women in lingerie...Copy !req
87. with their nipples covered
by copies of Oliver Twist.Copy !req
88. Yeah, that made a big difference
for the young ones.Copy !req
89. It would have if it didn't
get banned from the schools.Copy !req
90. Come on, face it. You do all this
charity crap just to stroke your ego.Copy !req
91. You don't even know
what the auction's for tonight.Copy !req
92. - The wetlands.
- To do what with them?Copy !req
93. - Dry them.
- Save them.Copy !req
94. From drying. Which is more
than you would ever do.Copy !req
95. You're, like, the least
charitable person I know.Copy !req
96. I don't do
anything for myself.Copy !req
97. Everything that I do
is for this family.Copy !req
98. Oh, you don't do it
for us, Michael.Copy !req
99. You just do it because you love
being the guy in charge.Copy !req
100. Cause you love saying no, like you said
to Gob when he wanted a frozen banana.Copy !req
101. And even after he gave you the rights
to his Mr. Banana-Grabber character.Copy !req
102. You know what? I will start doing my
charity work when you start doing yours.Copy !req
103. In the meantime, where's the car?Copy !req
104. I think Buster has it.
I don't know. It's on the schedule.Copy !req
105. There is a schedule?Copy !req
106. I always try so hard
not to look at this thing.Copy !req
107. - So Michael went to find Buster.
- Who let you in?Copy !req
108. - So Michael went to find Buster.
- Who let you in?Copy !req
109. Your new cleaning woman.
What happened to Luz?Copy !req
110. Supposedly, Luz had to take
her daughter to the hospital.Copy !req
111. That's Lupe, her sister.Copy !req
112. - God, I hope she's okay.
- She's awful. Can barely wash a dish.Copy !req
113. Uh-oh. She better not walk through here
after she's been in there.Copy !req
114. - Tell me you've got an exit strategy.
- Mother.Copy !req
115. - Tell me you've got an exit strategy.
- Mother.Copy !req
116. Oh, please. They didn't sneak
into this country to be your friends.Copy !req
117. Wow.Copy !req
118. Don't you judge me.
You're the selfish one.Copy !req
119. You're the one who charged his own
brother for a Bluth frozen banana.Copy !req
120. I mean,
it's one banana, Michael.Copy !req
121. What could it cost, $ 10?Copy !req
122. You've never actually set foot
in a supermarket, have you?Copy !req
123. I don't have time for this.Copy !req
124. I've got to get ready
for the bachelorette auction.Copy !req
125. You're doing that? You can't possibly
tell me that you care about the wetlands.Copy !req
126. I care about going for more money
than Lucille Austero.Copy !req
127. In fact, Lucille Bluth
had made sure of that.Copy !req
128. - Lucille!
- I got you tickets to The Producers.Copy !req
129. I already saw it
in New York.Copy !req
130. But that's of no use to a woman whose vertigo
makes flying a grotesque misadventure.Copy !req
131. You must have scrimped
and saved for these.Copy !req
132. But isn't this
the night of the auction?Copy !req
133. - Is it?
- You seem pretty confident.Copy !req
134. Oh, I think there's
a certain bachelor...Copy !req
135. who won't mind coming home
with me at the end of the evening.Copy !req
136. - Buster.
- Where did he go?Copy !req
137. Buster!Copy !req
138. Why do you hide
every time the doorbell rings?Copy !req
139. - I'm not hiding.
- Buster was hiding
from Lucille Austero.Copy !req
140. After inadvertently flirting with her at
a social event while not wearing his glasses...Copy !req
141. Lucille had been
pursuing him ever since.Copy !req
142. - { Lucille 2] Buster, hi. It's me again.
- { Gasping]Copy !req
143. I've still got those Producers tickets,
and I'd love to share them with you.Copy !req
144. I don't want you to think
I'm taking this more seriously than you...Copy !req
145. "are and unless you're planning
some grand romantic gesture...Copy !req
146. my feelings are just
the teensiest bit hurt."Copy !req
147. - What are you going to do?
- Bid on you.Copy !req
148. - How much?
- Ten thousand dollars.Copy !req
149. - When?
- When they call my name.Copy !req
150. No, they're not going to call your name.
They're going to call my name.Copy !req
151. Good grief.Copy !req
152. Hey, Busty.
You been using Dad's car?Copy !req
153. No. Uh, well, yes.Copy !req
154. - You got the keys?
- Uh, probably in my school pants.Copy !req
155. - Okay.
- I have been a part of this archeological dig.Copy !req
156. - Hmm.
- I think we found a part of a pterodactyl
under Fashion Island.Copy !req
157. - Be careful.
- { Gasps]Copy !req
158. Oh!Copy !req
159. That was 90% gravity.Copy !req
160. It is my day on the schedule,
but I guess you get them first.Copy !req
161. - Yeah.
- Wait. I need my rape whistle back.Copy !req
162. You got all your stuff out of the car?Copy !req
163. Yeah, I left my, um, homework in
the backseat, but I can get it later.Copy !req
164. - Okay.
- Okay. { Whistle Blows]Copy !req
165. { Chuckles]
Help.Copy !req
166. Michael surveyed the damage
to his father's car...Copy !req
167. the partially excavated skull,
the spilled nail polish...Copy !req
168. the burned seats... and he came to
an important decision.Copy !req
169. Well, I'm getting some ice cream...
I can tell you that right now.Copy !req
170. Michael, now able to drive to prison...Copy !req
171. confronted his father
about the permits.Copy !req
172. How come you didn't tell me
that you didn't file them?Copy !req
173. I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm trying
to get my newsletter off the ground...Copy !req
174. and I'm trying to decide
which gang to align myself with.Copy !req
175. - Is it pledge week already?
- I've got it down to two...Copy !req
176. but, honestly, I just
don't even want to choose.Copy !req
177. I just feel... I feel like
the prettiest girl at the dance.Copy !req
178. Listen, about that permit thing,
that's an easy fix.Copy !req
179. just break into the permit office, slip
the application into the next file...Copy !req
180. then you tell them, you know,
"Hey, you guys screwed up."Copy !req
181. - I'm not doing that, Dad.
- Michael, you lied to your investors.Copy !req
182. You gotta make that right.
Call Gob.Copy !req
183. He'll handle it. That's what...
That's what he's for.Copy !req
184. That's what he's for.Copy !req
185. You better tell him I'm asking.
I don't think he's gonna do it for you...Copy !req
186. after you wouldn't even give him
a frozen banana, Michael?Copy !req
187. - What is there, a chat room that you guys...
- That's not charitable.Copy !req
188. Never mind. I'll tell Gob
that you want him to do this.Copy !req
189. - Okay. I got a dance I gotta get ready for.
- Whoa. There's really a dance?Copy !req
190. I don't know.
Both sides are making a lot of promises.Copy !req
191. You should call this
a Gob, guy.Copy !req
192. Gob, can I talk
to you for a sec?Copy !req
193. Listen, um, I'm really sorry
about before.Copy !req
194. I said some things,
and I got a little carried away.Copy !req
195. It's not the way you're
supposed to treat a brother...Copy !req
196. especially one
that I value so highly.Copy !req
197. - Oh, I need a favor.
- That was subtle. { Whistle]Copy !req
198. - Did you just whistle?
- I had to buy a candied apple...Copy !req
199. when you denied me a banana, so, yeah,
I'm whistling. { Whistling Continues]Copy !req
200. - Satisfied?
- It's not that noticeable. Listen.Copy !req
201. - Dad would like for you
to break into the permit office.
- Dad?Copy !req
202. - Dad said he wanted me for that?
- Yes, he did.Copy !req
203. - Will you do it?
- Maybe. I have some conditions.Copy !req
204. - { Whistling] Terms.
- Boy.Copy !req
205. - One condition and one term.
- All right.Copy !req
206. - Let's have the condition first.
- Free banana whenever I want.Copy !req
207. - Single dip.
- Double dip, but I'll take one stick.Copy !req
208. - All right. What else?
- Creative control...Copy !req
209. spin-off rights
and theme park approval...Copy !req
210. for Mr. Banana-Grabber,
Baby Banana-Grabber...Copy !req
211. and any other Banana-Grabber family
character that might emanate therefrom.Copy !req
212. I retain animation rights,
and we're gonna go back to single dip.Copy !req
213. - Done.
- Great. What else?Copy !req
214. You humiliated me
in front of my nephew.Copy !req
215. I expect you to fix that.Copy !req
216. I want the respect
of your son.Copy !req
217. You better let me
do the talking.Copy !req
218. George Michael,
your uncle has a request.Copy !req
219. One Bluth banana,
George Michael.Copy !req
220. Go ahead, give it to him.
Gob deserves your respect.Copy !req
221. And from now on, I want you to do
whatever he asks you to do, okay?Copy !req
222. After all, he is your uncle, and I think
we ought to just embrace that.Copy !req
223. - Thank you.
- Have I held up my end of the deal?Copy !req
224. I can't believe I gave you
animation rights.Copy !req
225. I hope that doesn't come back
and bite me in the ass.Copy !req
226. Meanwhile, Lindsay,
wanting to prove to Michael...Copy !req
227. that she was a charitable person,
joined a group of activists...Copy !req
228. dedicated to preserving
the wetlands.Copy !req
229. Yeah. Hi.
I'm gonna need a taxi.Copy !req
230. I don't know if that smell
is you, the car...Copy !req
231. something you ate or
something you're about to eat...Copy !req
232. but my God, you're in
a service business!Copy !req
233. - Hello.
- I'm in the wetlands.Copy !req
234. I've got a poker thing,
and I'm gonna clean them up.Copy !req
235. So the next time you wanna
tell me that I'm uncharitable...Copy !req
236. why don't you just ask yourself
who called you from the wetlands?Copy !req
237. - Who is this?
- Nice try. You're the selfish one.Copy !req
238. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got some nature to save.Copy !req
239. While Lindsay was finding
it difficult to be truly charitable...Copy !req
240. Michael was looking for an opportunity
to rise to Lindsay's challenge...Copy !req
241. and that's when he recognized his mother's
fill-in housekeeper at a bus stop.Copy !req
242. Hello there.
You're not riding the bus today.Copy !req
243. Get in this car. I'm not taking no
for an answer. Come on.Copy !req
244. Don't make me get out
of this car and put you in here myself.Copy !req
245. - That's right. Here we go.
- Unfortunately, the woman he picked up...Copy !req
246. wasn't Lupe,
but was a total stranger.Copy !req
247. And upon seeing bones, a shovel
and what appeared to be blood...Copy !req
248. she realized he wasn't
who she thought he was.Copy !req
249. Mister, please.
{ Spanish]Copy !req
250. This is gonna be tricky.
I don't speak Spanish.Copy !req
251. Yo "escared."Copy !req
252. - Uh-huh.
- "Izquierdo." I know that one.Copy !req
253. Left turn it is, Mrs...
They call me selfish.Copy !req
254. Michael thought he was
helping his mother's housekeeper...Copy !req
255. - but he had the wrong woman.
- I guess it would just be a guy who...Copy !req
256. you know,
grabs bananas and runs...Copy !req
257. or, uh, a banana
that grabs things.Copy !req
258. I don't know. Why would a banana
grab another banana?Copy !req
259. Those are the kind of questions
I don't wanna answer.Copy !req
260. - Hello.
- { Lindsay] Oh, Michael, it's so beautiful here.Copy !req
261. - You have to come down and see this.
- I'm a little busy right now.Copy !req
262. I've got someone else
in the car with me...Copy !req
263. and I'm not going anywhere
until she's taken care of.Copy !req
264. Look, I screwed up, okay?Copy !req
265. I'm lost. And I hate them.
I hate the wetlands.Copy !req
266. They're stupid and wet,
and there are bugs everywhere.Copy !req
267. And I think I maced
a crane, Michael.Copy !req
268. Look, you've got Dad's car.
Why don't you come pick me up?Copy !req
269. - . Loco.Copy !req
270. Listen, we gotta make
a little detour, okay?Copy !req
271. So I hope no one's
waiting for you.Copy !req
272. In fact, the woman
Michael thought was Lupe...Copy !req
273. - did have people waiting for her...Copy !req
274. and they had
reported her missing.Copy !req
275. The real Lupe, however,
was leaving Lucille's for the evening.Copy !req
276. Buster, l...Copy !req
277. Oh. { Chuckles]
Hello.Copy !req
278. It appears my
one-time admirer...Copy !req
279. is not planning some grand
romantic gesture after all.Copy !req
280. { Chuckles]
You know what? It's his loss.Copy !req
281. It's his loss.
It's his loss!Copy !req
282. Gob, meanwhile,
was casing the permit office...Copy !req
283. following the first rule of surveillance...
never get noticed.Copy !req
284. - Carrier Express.Copy !req
285. - Say, you're not our regular guy.
- No, I'm the substitute.Copy !req
286. Hey, Gary, get a picture of me
with the new whistling delivery guy.Copy !req
287. Gob realized he needed a new plan.Copy !req
288. So, I need you to give
your father a message for me.Copy !req
289. All right. You heard my dad.
I have to do whatever you ask me to.Copy !req
290. Right. I forgot about that.Copy !req
291. All right. Take this lock-pick set,
break into the permit office for me.Copy !req
292. - No, I think I better check with my dad first.
- Well...Copy !req
293. You're gonna break into a permit office?
Sweet. Can I come?Copy !req
294. And George Michael
saw a chance to get closer to Maeby.Copy !req
295. You know, my dad hates to micromanage.
Let's just do this.Copy !req
296. And back at the wetlands...Copy !req
297. Lindsay finally
found her taxi.Copy !req
298. Oh, good Lord.
You smell worse than before.Copy !req
299. - Oh, my God. It's me!
- And in her haste
to leave the wetlands...Copy !req
300. she forgot to call Michael.Copy !req
301. Hey. Hey! Stay there. What are you doing?
Get in the car. Don't move.Copy !req
302. Lindsay! Linds!Copy !req
303. Come on.
I'm tired of looking.Copy !req
304. She's not here.Copy !req
305. She probably never was here.
She set me up.Copy !req
306. This is probably all about the car.
I'm gonna kill her!Copy !req
307. Hey! Where are you going?
Hello!Copy !req
308. - I'm trying to help you.
- { Grunting]Copy !req
309. You're welcome.Copy !req
310. Meanwhile, Gob met with his father...Copy !req
311. to discuss
the permit office break-in.Copy !req
312. So I say to Michael, "If it's so important to Dad,
{ Whistling]Copy !req
313. I'll look past your selfishness
and do it."Copy !req
314. There's a dentist in here who, uh,
took liberties with his patients.Copy !req
315. - I'm gonna ask him to look at
whatever is happening with you.
- Thanks, Pop.Copy !req
316. Hey, my stock is never gonna be higher
with his gang than it is right now.Copy !req
317. - Yeah. So have you, uh, made a decision or...
- { Sighs]Copy !req
318. I don't know.
I thought I had it down to two...Copy !req
319. but then the Haitians
made this beautiful pitch.Copy !req
320. So, uh, any trouble
at the, uh, permit office?Copy !req
321. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Easy.Copy !req
322. - I delegated, just like you taught me.
- Who'd you get?Copy !req
323. George Michael.Copy !req
324. - My grandson?
- Yeah.Copy !req
325. You got my 14-year-old
grandson to do this.Copy !req
326. Under 18 walks out clean.Copy !req
327. Listen, um, there's a very strict
"no touching" policy here, but...Copy !req
328. Oh, what the hell.
It's worth a week in the hotbox.Copy !req
329. - { Guard] No touching!
- You stupid ass.Copy !req
330. And George Michael was successful...Copy !req
331. - with the lock pick Gob had given him.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
332. We're supposed to put the form
in the wrong file.Copy !req
333. I know. I'm just
leaving my calling card.Copy !req
334. I thought we didn't want
anyone to know we were here.Copy !req
335. It's a little late for that.
Our fingerprints are everywhere.Copy !req
336. You said they weren't
gonna check for fingerprints.Copy !req
337. No. I said don't
wear your mittens.Copy !req
338. I didn't want you to look stupid
on the security camera.Copy !req
339. - There's a security camera?
- Security breach...Copy !req
340. - Someone's coming. What do we do?Copy !req
341. I don't know.
I always get caught.Copy !req
342. Save yourself.
I'll take the hit.Copy !req
343. My record's clean.
I got my bike seat stolen once...Copy !req
344. but I don't think it counts
on your record if you're the victim.Copy !req
345. - There is a record of this, but it's not like I'm...Copy !req
346. Thanks. I'll take the rap next time
we do something like this, okay?Copy !req
347. - Next time.Copy !req
348. - Hold it.!Copy !req
349. And Lindsay made it
to the Save the Wetlands auction...Copy !req
350. - with moments to spare.
- Hey, Mom.Copy !req
351. Oh, honey.Copy !req
352. You're not supposed to show up
as the wetlands.Copy !req
353. While Lucille was waiting
for Buster to show up and bid on her...Copy !req
354. Buster was waiting for
the other Lucille to leave...Copy !req
355. for what he assumed
was The Producers...Copy !req
356. but was now, in fact,
the bachelorette auction.Copy !req
357. And Lindsay was finally
up for auction...Copy !req
358. which Michael arrived
just in time to see.Copy !req
359. What do I hear
for Lindsay Bluth?Copy !req
360. - Gentlemen, it's a good cause.
- And as Michael
looked at his sister...Copy !req
361. uncertain whether her face was red
from embarrassment or the sun damage...Copy !req
362. it was clear she had been
in the wetlands that day.Copy !req
363. - One thousand.
- { People Gasping]Copy !req
364. Seriously?Copy !req
365. Sold... to the man
who truly knows what charity is.Copy !req
366. - And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the lovely Lucille.
- Move! Move! Move! Move!Copy !req
367. - Who is the lucky bachelor...
- And Buster showed upjust in time...Copy !req
368. - Ten thousand dollars!Copy !req
369. - Buster!
- to bid on the wrong Lucille.Copy !req
370. - { Stammers]
- How terribly grand!Copy !req
371. - { Whimpers]
- { Sighs]Copy !req
372. Well, how embarrassing. My own
brother buying me? I'd rather die.Copy !req
373. Thank you.
Maybe you're not that selfish.Copy !req
374. You actually went out there.
I was impressed you gave it a shot.Copy !req
375. Excuse me.
Is this your car?Copy !req
376. Yes. It's his.Copy !req
377. - You're under arrest...
- Ow! Ow!Copy !req
378. for the forced abduction
of Helen Maria Delgado.Copy !req
379. ?Copy !req
380. What'd you do?Copy !req
381. just trying to be a good guy.Copy !req
382. Me too. Me too.Copy !req
383. { Michael]
Let's go see Pop-Pop.Copy !req
384. { Siren Wails]Copy !req
385. On the next Arrested Development.Copy !req
386. Michael gets a lucky break when Helen
makes the same mistake that he did.Copy !req
387. - Four. Cuatro.
- Four, step forward.Copy !req
388. And Gob kicks himself
for a bad business decision.Copy !req
389. Look, a seagull!Copy !req
390. - { Munching]
- I never should've given up animation rights.Copy !req