1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Michael Bluth
was visiting his father in prison...Copy !req
6. anxious to get to the bottom
of some mysterious bookkeeping.Copy !req
7. It just doesn't make
any sense, Dad.Copy !req
8. Where did this money come from? Why did
it end up in the international accounts file?Copy !req
9. George Sr. was also anxious,
but less about the bookkeeping.Copy !req
10. This game is never gonna happen.
Half of these guys are still in their cuffs.Copy !req
11. I hate to be a buzzkill,
but I'm trying to get you out of here.Copy !req
12. Well, I'm trying to get us out of last place,
Michael. We're playing Rahway next week.Copy !req
13. Word has it that
they're getting Jose Canseco.Copy !req
14. I'm starting to wonder
why I even bother coming.Copy !req
15. - Bluth! Right field!
- That is ridiculous.Copy !req
16. - You won't even talk to me!
- I'm catcher, or I'm nothing!Copy !req
17. Michael returned to work...Copy !req
18. where his assistant, Kitty,
greeted him with some startling news.Copy !req
19. Your wife's on line one.Copy !req
20. Michael's wife
had been dead for two years.
- My what?Copy !req
21. - Kitty realized her mistake.
- I said, your wife is on line one.Copy !req
22. But not immediately.Copy !req
23. Oh! Oh, God.Copy !req
24. I'm sorry.
George's wife. Your mother.Copy !req
25. I'm so used to being
George's assistant.Copy !req
26. Kitty had been George Sr.'s
fiercely loyal assistant for years.Copy !req
27. And Michael suspected that
she had the information he needed.Copy !req
28. Hey, Kitty, listen,
you wouldn't know...Copy !req
29. if we had any documentation on
these international accounts, would you?Copy !req
30. That's actually not
any of your business.Copy !req
31. My business.
That's not any of my business.Copy !req
32. Hey, Mom.Copy !req
33. Are you aware we've been downgraded
to being just pool members at the club now?Copy !req
34. Yeah, it's a real shame
what's going on with this family.Copy !req
35. You're stuck by the pool,
and Dad's getting picked last for softball.Copy !req
36. Nonetheless, you can free up a little company
money to get back our golf privileges.Copy !req
37. No, I can't.
Mom, you don't even play golf.Copy !req
38. No, but I use the clubhouse dining room...
until I was turned away today.Copy !req
39. It's embarrassing... Take it back!Copy !req
40. If I wanted something your thumb touched,
I'd eat the inside of your ear!Copy !req
41. You should see
the looks I'm getting.Copy !req
42. If you can't free up the cash,
have your father call the club president.Copy !req
43. I've got news for you, Mom...
I'm not visiting Dad in jail anymore.Copy !req
44. No, I've had it.Copy !req
45. I'm down there every single day trying to do
what I can to get this company back on track...Copy !req
46. and he barely even acknowledges me.Copy !req
47. That is disgusting!Copy !req
48. Talk to your father.
I will not stand for this!Copy !req
49. Gob!Copy !req
50. Can I, uh... get you
to stop doing that?Copy !req
51. I'm just setting up an office.Copy !req
52. Gotta write a strongly worded letter
to one Warden James Buck.Copy !req
53. In order to restore
his career as an escape artist...Copy !req
54. Gob had recently checked into prison
as a publicity stunt.Copy !req
55. - You really think you can
break out of my prison?
- You won't even know I was here.Copy !req
56. But after a shiv to his side...Copy !req
57. Gob was rushed
to a local hospital...Copy !req
58. - thus fulfilling, in Gob's mind,
his contract with the public.
- ? Ta-dah?Copy !req
59. And yet the warden had refused to
acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape.Copy !req
60. So I am going after this guy
with everything I've got...Copy !req
61. art.Copy !req
62. Now we are writing a letter.Copy !req
63. Gob?Copy !req
64. I wish I would've known
you were coming. I am a mess.Copy !req
65. Don't know if a call from me
would've changed that.Copy !req
66. Do you like my outfit?Copy !req
67. Not as much as I like
what's underneath it.Copy !req
68. Gob!Copy !req
69. No, I need your chair. Get up.
I've got a letter to write.Copy !req
70. Whoo!
You're all business.Copy !req
71. just like your dad.Copy !req
72. My God, she's repulsive.Copy !req
73. Michael realized
that Kitty's obvious attraction to Gob...Copy !req
74. could perhaps be of use to him.Copy !req
75. How would you like
a touch lamp?Copy !req
76. You're the one
who needs therapy!Copy !req
77. Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias prepared
for their first session with a therapist.Copy !req
78. Yes, Tobias,
I want the marriage to work.Copy !req
79. I just don't know
if therapy is the answer.Copy !req
80. Because you didn't respect my old career,
and you certainly don't respect my new one!Copy !req
81. You don't have a new one!Copy !req
82. Things had been tense
since Tobias left his psychiatry practice...Copy !req
83. to pursue an acting career.Copy !req
84. - I have needs, you know.
- And how I am not addressing your needs?Copy !req
85. - How can you even ask that? What is this?
- Oh! Go right to that!Copy !req
86. Good. Go right there.
Real mature. Really great.Copy !req
87. Okay, kids, Mommy and Daddy
are going out for ice cream.Copy !req
88. - Can we come?
- Sorry. It's not for kids.Copy !req
89. - Now we have to follow them.
- Yeah.Copy !req
90. What?Copy !req
91. Okay, so, why are we doing this?Copy !req
92. 'Cause it's obvious they're lying.
Come on, drive!Copy !req
93. - Well, what if they see us?
- How are they gonna see us?Copy !req
94. It says "Bluth Company"
right on the side.Copy !req
95. Plus, it's a stairway.
That's gonna catch the eye.Copy !req
96. The airport stairway vehicle...Copy !req
97. was the last vestige
of the Bluths'former wealth.Copy !req
98. Also, that House of Pies
that went out ofbusiness.Copy !req
99. You are scared. I knew it.Copy !req
100. No, I'm not scared.
It's just that... I have plans later.Copy !req
101. l-I'm visiting Pop-Pop.Copy !req
102. You visit Pop-Pop?Copy !req
103. In fact, he'd been terrified
of the very notion of prison...Copy !req
104. since, as a young boy,
he accidentally watched HBO's Oz...Copy !req
105. mistaking it for the classic
Judy Garland musical.Copy !req
106. - I'm an innocent man!
- Eat it, bitch!Copy !req
107. - Lots of times.
- What's it like?Copy !req
108. You know what you should do?
You should go get your mom's date book.Copy !req
109. Oh, yeah. She must have written down
where they're going.Copy !req
110. - I still wanna hear about prison, okay?
- If you can handle it.Copy !req
111. Michael arrived home in a good mood.Copy !req
112. With Gob getting
the information from Kitty...Copy !req
113. he would no longer have to visit prison
and deal with his father.Copy !req
114. Hey, buddy!
Came home early.Copy !req
115. Wanna do somethin'?
Anything. Anything at all.Copy !req
116. I wanna visit Pop-Pop in prison.Copy !req
117. Back at the office, Gob was
making progress with Michael's assistant.Copy !req
118. Here's where we keep all of our...
heavyweight paper.Copy !req
119. Bet you can show me
where a lot of things are.Copy !req
120. What kind of things
are you... looking for?Copy !req
121. What, uh...
What are you hiding?Copy !req
122. Nothing you can't find.Copy !req
123. Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait.
Take off your glasses.Copy !req
124. Oh.Copy !req
125. Wait, wait.
Let down your hair.Copy !req
126. No. Glasses on. Hair back up.
Let's just get that hair right back up.Copy !req
127. - Do you want me to turn all the lights off?
- Yes, yes, please.Copy !req
128. How's that? Is that better?Copy !req
129. There's still light coming in
from under the door.Copy !req
130. And Lindsay and Tobias
were, for the first time...Copy !req
131. addressing
their marital problems.Copy !req
132. It's like we're face to face now...Copy !req
133. like we're really
seeing this marriage and...Copy !req
134. I'm afraid it's a lie.Copy !req
135. Bravo. If I gave a performance that good,
I'd have my own Alias type show.Copy !req
136. Stop it. I am so sick of hearing
about acting, acting, acting!Copy !req
137. Okay, okay, look,
maybe we need a new approach.Copy !req
138. Um... let's try
some role playing.Copy !req
139. Yes! All right.Copy !req
140. Michael headed back to the prison...Copy !req
141. despite his earlier vow
never to return.Copy !req
142. You always say family first.
I should see my grandpa, right?Copy !req
143. I'm not stopping you.
It's just, after this I'm not going back there.Copy !req
144. Why? Is it scary?Copy !req
145. Scary? No. No.Copy !req
146. It's the opposite of scary.
It's like a carnival.Copy !req
147. Without the half-person on the skateboard
that grabbed your knee to steady himself.Copy !req
148. It's like a country club. All the guy does
is eat ice cream and play softball all day.Copy !req
149. In fact, George Sr.'s
softball game had taken most of the day.Copy !req
150. It was the 14th inning,
and tensions were running a little high.Copy !req
151. I'll give you a thousand bucks, you call
the next one a strike. My knees are killing me.Copy !req
152. No batter! No batter here!Copy !req
153. - Strike three!
- Strike three, my ass!Copy !req
154. Ohh!Copy !req
155. Down in the yard!Copy !req
156. No batter.
No... No batter.Copy !req
157. No... Shh.Copy !req
158. Okay, there he is.
Go on in there and surprise him.Copy !req
159. I'm gonna go get us
a few ice cream sandwiches.Copy !req
160. Go on. Go on.Copy !req
161. Hey, Pop-Pop.Copy !req
162. - How's prison?
- I'm gonna die in here.Copy !req
163. What?Copy !req
164. They're gonna kill Grandpa.Copy !req
165. I gotta... I gotta get outta here.
I'm an innocent man.Copy !req
166. You gotta help Pop-Pop get outta here.
Give me your hair.Copy !req
167. - My hair?
- Give Pop-Pop your hair!Copy !req
168. - No touching! No touching! No touching!
- Give me the hair!Copy !req
169. One of these got smooshed,
but don't let that ruin prison for you.Copy !req
170. No batter.
No batter. No batter.Copy !req
171. Come on, baby!
Throw the ball!Copy !req
172. I'm sure your grandfather was just kidding
around. You know his sense of humor.Copy !req
173. I know, I know. Yeah.Copy !req
174. I don't... I don't totally get the hair joke,
but I'm fine, Dad.Copy !req
175. Are you sure?Copy !req
176. I am gonna head back in, though. I'm gonna
see if Pop-Pop's got any more zingers.Copy !req
177. Just stay out here and relax, pal.Copy !req
178. Watch the softball game.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
179. Hey, stop! Stop!Copy !req
180. Dad?Copy !req
181. just don't like prison anymore.Copy !req
182. That's why I'm trying
to get you out of here.Copy !req
183. Maybe I've been in denial,
but this place is breaking me, Mikey...Copy !req
184. and I'm alone here, but for you.Copy !req
185. Come on.
You got me, you got Mom.Copy !req
186. Your mother's never shown her face.Copy !req
187. Whoa.
She's never been here?Copy !req
188. You should've heard the grief she gave me
when I said I'd never show up again.Copy !req
189. You said... You said what?Copy !req
190. Dad, you don't need me.
You're playing softball all the time.Copy !req
191. I do need you, Michael!Copy !req
192. - No more softball.
- This is nuts.Copy !req
193. You're her husband. The least she could do
is come out and visit you.Copy !req
194. God, you know your mom. This isn't her crowd.
She's very easily threatened.Copy !req
195. You remember the carjacker?Copy !req
196. - Aaah!
- Well, she's certainly toughened up since then.Copy !req
197. She's eating lunch by the pool now.Copy !req
198. There's a big difference between
the country club pool and the conjugal trailer.Copy !req
199. That's not what I meant
when I said "visit."Copy !req
200. It's too bad.
I really miss that personal contact.Copy !req
201. It was the one thing
that calmed me when I got stressed.Copy !req
202. It just felt... humanizing.Copy !req
203. Michael, for the first time...Copy !req
204. saw his father
as a vulnerable human being.Copy !req
205. Daddy horny, Michael.Copy !req
206. I just haven't had sex in a month.Copy !req
207. You've been here two months.Copy !req
208. It's hard to gauge time.Copy !req
209. Yeah, I'll bet.Copy !req
210. Hey, Mom. I went to visit Dad today.Copy !req
211. Quick question. How long
does it take you to get out there?Copy !req
212. Oh, I've never been.Copy !req
213. Then why does he tell me
that you've never been?Copy !req
214. Ooh. Sorry, Michael.Copy !req
215. Pool food. My system's
not used to curly fries.Copy !req
216. How can you ignore that man?Copy !req
217. He's having a hard time in there.
He's lonely.Copy !req
218. That's what his children are for.Copy !req
219. Yeah, well, you know...Copy !req
220. there are certain things that...Copy !req
221. he can't get from his children.Copy !req
222. If you're going to say "pride," you're wrong.
He is proud of his children.Copy !req
223. Wasn't gonna say pride, Mom.Copy !req
224. Uh, listen, l-l-I think that, um...Copy !req
225. I think that you should...Copy !req
226. Oh, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this.Copy !req
227. I think that you should...Copy !req
228. visit him...Copy !req
229. in an... intimate...Copy !req
230. marital... trailer.Copy !req
231. Are you mad?Copy !req
232. You think I'm comfortable asking you
to do this? He needs you, Mom.Copy !req
233. Did he say that?Copy !req
234. Did he say that he misses me?Copy !req
235. Does he need his wife's embrace?Copy !req
236. Daddy horny, Michael.Copy !req
237. He said some wonderful things.Copy !req
238. You really want this for him,
don't you?Copy !req
239. I do.Copy !req
240. "Golf membership" want it?Copy !req
241. Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias
were getting to the heart...Copy !req
242. of each other's vulnerabilities
with a role-reversal exercise.Copy !req
243. - Because I'm a woman!
- Good.Copy !req
244. - With a woman's needs.
- Louder.Copy !req
245. And a woman's urges!
And these, Tobias.Copy !req
246. When was the last time
you looked at these?Copy !req
247. Yeah, okay.
How long is this session?Copy !req
248. See, she's breaking in and out of character
and making it difficult...Copy !req
249. 'Cause I don't wanna be in a character.Copy !req
250. Okay, let me stop you guys.
All right? Please. Let me get in here.Copy !req
251. Thank you.
God.Copy !req
252. - You've never been a real wife to me, Lindsay.
- That's not true!Copy !req
253. A man is looking back at you.
A man with dreams and aspirations!Copy !req
254. Meanwhile, Maeby found an
address in her mother's appointment book...Copy !req
255. and was getting closer to learning
what her parents were up to.Copy !req
256. Right! If I'm no Schwimmer,
you're noJennifer Aniston!Copy !req
257. Maybe I'm not even Lisa Kudrow.Copy !req
258. l-I have dreams, Lindsay.Copy !req
259. Dreams, Lindsay.Copy !req
260. Well, then, Tobias...Copy !req
261. follow those dreams.Copy !req
262. Make those dreams happen.Copy !req
263. Yes. I will.Copy !req
264. And scene!Copy !req
265. - Wow!
- Okay.Copy !req
266. - I'm sorry I stepped on your line.
- No, not at all.Copy !req
267. - Did that answer some questions for you?
- Yeah, I think it did.Copy !req
268. Now there are two men
I wanna leave.Copy !req
269. Michael arrived home, happy
to have a brother to share his burden with.Copy !req
270. - Great news.
- Oh, good. I could use it.Copy !req
271. I just came from convincing Mom
to have sex with Dad.Copy !req
272. God! What is wrong with you?
That is disgusting!Copy !req
273. - What's wrong with you?
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
274. But just the thought
of Mom and Dad together...Copy !req
275. I have a sense of propriety.
All right?Copy !req
276. Fine.
What's your great news?Copy !req
277. I Kitty.Copy !req
278. Oh, Gob, I just wanted you
to get the information.Copy !req
279. Oh, I got the information.Copy !req
280. You did, huh?
About the international accounts?Copy !req
281. I see what you're getting at.
No, I didn't get any information.Copy !req
282. That's great. Good, good, good, Gob.
You just lost the touch lamp.Copy !req
283. - What? No!
- The deal's off.Copy !req
284. I'm gonna use the touch lamp to
set the mood in the conjugal trailer
when Dad's nailing Mom!Copy !req
285. No! Don't... Michael!Copy !req
286. You are filthy!Copy !req
287. The two cousins reunited...Copy !req
288. each a little shaken by what they
had pretended to be fearless about.Copy !req
289. - You think they'll get divorced?
- I don't care.Copy !req
290. I'm not saying "I don't care" like kids who say
they don't when they do... 'cause I don't.Copy !req
291. Right. I know.
Who cares, right?Copy !req
292. - I mean, I care.
- How could you not?Copy !req
293. You know, our family's
really messed up.Copy !req
294. I know.
We're the only normal ones.Copy !req
295. At least we got
each other. Right?Copy !req
296. George Michael?Copy !req
297. Sorry.Copy !req
298. Sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be
a long or short hug or a middle-medium hug.Copy !req
299. It's hard to tell sometimes.Copy !req
300. That was a good hug.
That's plenty for now.Copy !req
301. Hug's gotta end sometime, obviously.Copy !req
302. Soon, Michael
was driving Lucille to prison...Copy !req
303. and she seemed to be
looking forward to it.Copy !req
304. Where are we going after?Copy !req
305. - Hey, Dad.
- Michael!Copy !req
306. What are you doing here?Copy !req
307. You needed my help, and it was hard for you
to ask, so I took it upon myself to bring her.Copy !req
308. - That doesn't make you uncomfortable?
- The drive was a little awkward.Copy !req
309. Not every son
would do this for his father.Copy !req
310. Thank you for this.Copy !req
311. Hello, George.Copy !req
312. What the hell's
your mother doing in here?Copy !req
313. - Who were you expecting?
- Oh, I've done a bad thing.Copy !req
314. I've done a terrible thing.Copy !req
315. - There's someone else in
that trailer, isn't there?
- I've done a repulsive thing.Copy !req
316. Wait... Whoa. It's Kitty?Copy !req
317. - Shh!
- How long?Copy !req
318. - When did this start?
- Oh, come on! This is the first time.Copy !req
319. Every Friday for the last eight years.Copy !req
320. - Daddy...
- Horny. I got that.Copy !req
321. Hey, wait a minute.
This is easy. This is an easy one.Copy !req
322. I'll go in there with Kitty,
I'll do my thing...Copy !req
323. and th-th-then I'll go and see your moth...
This is a hard one.Copy !req
324. - She's your secretary.
- You're right.Copy !req
325. Family first.Copy !req
326. Take care of Kitty.
Michael.Copy !req
327. I need you now.Copy !req
328. "International accounts" need me?Copy !req
329. And so an agreement was made.Copy !req
330. George Sr.
would reveal the truth...Copy !req
331. and Michael would make sure
Kitty didn't come out of the trailer.Copy !req
332. Yeah?Copy !req
333. I need you to come to the prison.Copy !req
334. - I'm at the prison.
- You're here?Copy !req
335. I'm delivering
this strongly worded letter I wrote...Copy !req
336. lit by nothing but natural light.Copy !req
337. Well, how would you like
that touch lamp and the office...Copy !req
338. and... what the hell...
full use of the secretary?Copy !req
339. Thank you for doing this.
It means a... It means a lot.Copy !req
340. I, uh... Okay,
I'll get down on the couch.Copy !req
341. I'm not going to have sex
with you, George.Copy !req
342. I came to tell you how much I hate you
for what you've done to this family.Copy !req
343. - You're angry.
- You've ruined us.Copy !req
344. I've ruined us?
You got a lot of nerve, honey.Copy !req
345. The millions you pissed away on clothing
and jewelry and spa treatments...Copy !req
346. Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing
you ever appreciated... my body.Copy !req
347. Can I help it
if you've got a fantastic body?Copy !req
348. And you're as powerful as a bear.Copy !req
349. My husband the bear.Copy !req
350. This bear needs
some honey, wife.Copy !req
351. Oh, God, I missed you!Copy !req
352. Gob, meanwhile, stalled
to keep Kitty in the other trailer.Copy !req
353. Glasses off.Copy !req
354. Glasses on.Copy !req
355. Hair up.Copy !req
356. Glasses off.Copy !req
357. Down, on.
Have we done up, off?Copy !req
358. - Oh, Gob, this is so wrong.
- And bright.Copy !req
359. Wrong a-and bright.Copy !req
360. This...Copy !req
361. That's be... brighter!Copy !req
362. God! Damn.Copy !req
363. I'm just gonna wash up
real quick.Copy !req
364. Uh, I think I'm gonna go with...
with down and off.Copy !req
365. Gob had to do the right thing.Copy !req
366. But as he headed to his car,
he ran into the warden...Copy !req
367. who had just read
his strongly worded letter.Copy !req
368. Well, if it isn't
"Sincerely Yours."Copy !req
369. And so Gob was detained against
the window of the trailer...Copy !req
370. his parents were becoming intimate in.Copy !req
371. Oh, God, Mommy! What did you do?Copy !req
372. - Hey, buddy.
- Hey, where were you?Copy !req
373. I had to help out your grandfather...Copy !req
374. and then I had to vow that I would
never help your grandfather again.Copy !req
375. Pretty much a normal day for me.Copy !req
376. How are you doing?Copy !req
377. I'm fine, I guess. It's just...Copy !req
378. You think of prison as this place full of guilty
people and it doesn't bother you that much.Copy !req
379. But if Pop-Pop could be there,
then anybody could be there.Copy !req
380. And I don't wanna go to prison, Dad.
I don't think I could take it.Copy !req
381. I know I act tough, but l...Copy !req
382. Is this what you're worried about?Copy !req
383. 'Cause I got news...Copy !req
384. he's, uh... he's guilty.Copy !req
385. He is?Copy !req
386. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
387. Incredibly guilty.Copy !req
388. On the next
Arrested Development.Copy !req
389. Tobias talks Lindsay
into another session.Copy !req
390. I've decided that...Copy !req
391. I want to become an actor too.Copy !req
392. And George Sr. makes good...Copy !req
393. on his promise to come clean
on the international accounts.Copy !req
394. There's a good chance that l...
that I may...Copy !req
395. have committed some,
um...Copy !req
396. light...
treason.Copy !req