1. Michael Bluth
arrived home to find the rental car...Copy !req
2. his sister, Lindsay,
had promised to return.Copy !req
3. Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything.
I'm even selling the corporatejet.Copy !req
4. Great. So now we don't have
a car or a jet?Copy !req
5. Why don't we just take an ad out
in I'm Poor magazine?Copy !req
6. I'm trying to get development started.
All right?Copy !req
7. - I've got six bulldozers
waiting to get underway.
- Bulldozing?Copy !req
8. - What about the trees?
- We're just gonna cover them up with blankets.Copy !req
9. - I'm ripping them out.
- Anything for a buck, right?Copy !req
10. You are so materialistic.Copy !req
11. - Don't suddenly turn this
into one of your causes.
- It's not sudden, Michael.Copy !req
12. I've always been deeply passionate about
nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?Copy !req
13. I'll never forget your wedding.Copy !req
14. I care deeply for nature.Copy !req
15. - You're wearing ostrich skin boots.
- I don't care about ostriches.Copy !req
16. You're looking at
a desperate man, Michael.Copy !req
17. - Do you need money?
- What I need is freedom.Copy !req
18. Marta is being
interviewed today on TV...Copy !req
19. about her show,
El Amor Prohibido.Copy !req
20. It's bad enough that I gotta go to
the awards show tomorrow night.Copy !req
21. Today I gotta stand next to her
like I'm Rita Wilson.Copy !req
22. Gob's girlfriend Marta
had been nominated for a daytime Desi...Copy !req
23. the award given for excellence
in Spanish daytime television.Copy !req
24. You found a woman
who believes in you.Copy !req
25. You should make a commitment to her,
'cause life is short.Copy !req
26. I would give anything
to be able to have that again.Copy !req
27. You know? A family?
Nothing else matters.Copy !req
28. - Michael.!
- That's Mom. Hide.Copy !req
29. { Whispering]
You brought up money earlier.Copy !req
30. I actually would like
to borrow some.Copy !req
31. - No.
- Michael?Copy !req
32. - He's in here, Mom!
- Come on.Copy !req
33. No way. That's mine.
Give it to me!Copy !req
34. - Gob, wait! I need those tickets!
- { Sighs]Copy !req
35. He promised me tickets
to his girlfriend's awards show.Copy !req
36. You're going to that thing?Copy !req
37. Well, my dear friend
Lucille Austero...Copy !req
38. is part owner
of a television station...Copy !req
39. and I want to show up
and hold my head high.Copy !req
40. I may not have her money anymore,
but at least I have a live husband.Copy !req
41. Ah, she's lucky to have you
as a friend.Copy !req
42. - Buster.
- Hey, brother.Copy !req
43. Uh, Mom said you could
tie this for me.Copy !req
44. Make it long so Buster
doesn't seem so... round.Copy !req
45. - Come here, pal.
- Thank you.Copy !req
46. - Do you guys got a big date?
- Well, we're not dating. { Chuckles]Copy !req
47. Nonetheless...
Come here...Copy !req
48. shouldn't Buster
be spending his evenings...Copy !req
49. with women that aren't so much...
his mother?Copy !req
50. He's a beautiful boy.
They don't appreciate him.Copy !req
51. It's his glasses.
They make him look like a lizard.Copy !req
52. - Plus, he's self-conscious.
- Gee, I wonder why.Copy !req
53. When's the last time
you went on a date?Copy !req
54. I just haven't met anybody
who's not self-absorbed and impossible
to have a conversation with.Copy !req
55. If that's a veiled criticism
about me...Copy !req
56. I won't hear it
and I won't respond to it.Copy !req
57. Hmm.
Maybe I'm wrong.Copy !req
58. Later that day Michael
finalized the sale of the corporatejet...Copy !req
59. and was also able to solve
the family's transportation problem.Copy !req
60. Hmm?Copy !req
61. I am not riding in that thing.Copy !req
62. Well, we sold the jet, and they didn't
want this. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
63. Besides, Lindsay, it's not
like you're materialistic.Copy !req
64. Well, then, it's all yours.Copy !req
65. Watch out for bridges
and hop-ons.Copy !req
66. You're gonna get some hop-ons.Copy !req
67. And Michael was finally prepared...Copy !req
68. to begin the next phase
of the family business.Copy !req
69. News Anchorman]
We go to Trisha Thoon for more.Copy !req
70. An activist known as Johnny Bark
has taken residence in this beloved tree...Copy !req
71. and refuses to come down.Copy !req
72. What is he protesting?Copy !req
73. The expansion of high-cost,
low-quality mini-mansions...Copy !req
74. like this one here.Copy !req
75. { Knocks On Window, Glass Shatters]Copy !req
76. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
77. Michael met with his sister
about the activist in the tree.Copy !req
78. Michael met with his sister
about the activist in the tree.Copy !req
79. You want me to get him out?Copy !req
80. Oh, come on, It's one tree.Copy !req
81. After we get that lot cleared,
we're gonna have enough money...Copy !req
82. for you to neuter thousands of animals.Copy !req
83. You can make dogs and cats a complete
thing of the past. No more dogs and cats.Copy !req
84. And we will have enough money...Copy !req
85. for me to replace the stair car
with a normal car.Copy !req
86. I'll do it for the cats.Copy !req
87. Meanwhile,
Marta's interview was underway...Copy !req
88. and Gob was getting uncomfortable
playing the supportive role.Copy !req
89. I just told him that
we are this family now...Copy !req
90. and that career's one thing,
but family is forever.Copy !req
91. I, too, have an announcement to make.Copy !req
92. To prove that no prison can hold me...Copy !req
93. I will incarcerate myself in the penitentiary
that holds my own father...Copy !req
94. only to escape 24 hours later.Copy !req
95. No shackles can hold these hands.Copy !req
96. Say that to them in Spanish.Copy !req
97. The next day, Michael
got a call to meet Gob at the prison.Copy !req
98. You're going into prison? I thought
there was something wrong with Dad.Copy !req
99. What? No, Dad's fine. Just saw him in there
throwing the ball around with a couple guys.Copy !req
100. Which, of course,
he never did with me.Copy !req
101. - How did you get them to agree to this?
- Oh, the warden's a fan.Copy !req
102. You really think
you can break out of my prison?Copy !req
103. You won't even know I was here.Copy !req
104. The warden was intrigued...
less about the stunt...Copy !req
105. and more about the prison beatings
this brash magician was sure to receive.Copy !req
106. - Well, any press is good press, huh?Copy !req
107. Right.Copy !req
108. So Gob went about swallowing
the key to prepare for his escape.Copy !req
109. { Laughing]Copy !req
110. Then I pass the key, bust out of prison
and into magic history.Copy !req
111. Of course, that is gonna conflict
with my going to the Desis with Marta.Copy !req
112. Well, life's a compromise.Copy !req
113. I probably would have taken her
to the nice event, but prison'll be fun too.Copy !req
114. - Thank you. I knew you'd come through.
- How'd I come through?Copy !req
115. - Thank you. I knew you'd come through.
- How'd I come through?Copy !req
116. Gob, how'd I come through?Copy !req
117. You might wanna find something
a little stronger, Warden.Copy !req
118. - { Electric Zap]
- { Groans] What is your problem?Copy !req
119. Meanwhile, Lindsay set about
fulfilling her promise to Michael.Copy !req
120. Get out of our { Beeps] tree.Copy !req
121. At this moment, Maeby
found another opportunity to rebel.Copy !req
122. - We have to save this tree.
- We have to!Copy !req
123. And George Sr.
was about to be surprised by his son.Copy !req
124. Keep your arm up.
That's how you get accuracy.Copy !req
125. Thought you said throwing the ball
against the garage door by yourself...Copy !req
126. was how you got accuracy.Copy !req
127. - Gob, what are you doing here?
- Life, Dad.Copy !req
128. I killed a guy.Copy !req
129. Nah, it's just a publicity stunt.
I'm gonna bust out tomorrow.Copy !req
130. - Impressive, no?
- You idiot. You're gonna get yourself killed.Copy !req
131. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
there weren't any magic fans here.Copy !req
132. Hey, White Power Bill, he's all right.Copy !req
133. White Power Bill can't hear you...
with such dirty ears.Copy !req
134. Hey, White Power Bill has dirty ears.
Hey, guys!Copy !req
135. Dirty Ears Bill!
Dirty Ears Bill!Copy !req
136. And Michael was
about to get a surprise visit of his own.Copy !req
137. - { Glass Shatters]Copy !req
138. Michael?Copy !req
139. Yes? Hi. I'm Michael.Copy !req
140. I'm Marta.Copy !req
141. You're Marta?Copy !req
142. Thank you so much
for taking me to the awards.Copy !req
143. Gob said he really appreciated
you coming through for him.Copy !req
144. Oh. Sure. Yeah.Copy !req
145. This is how I came through, huh?Copy !req
146. Listen, Marta...Copy !req
147. I hope you don't mind driving.
I took a cab here.Copy !req
148. - I just couldn't find my keys.
- Well, my brother may have eaten them.Copy !req
149. - { Chuckles]
- Look...Copy !req
150. Um... I haven't hired
a limo or anything.Copy !req
151. - I don't mind.
- I think you might.Copy !req
152. ?Copy !req
153. Look, I'm an activist too. I appreciate
what you're doing for the environment.Copy !req
154. But we're not the only ones
who destroy trees.Copy !req
155. What about beavers?Copy !req
156. You call yourself an environmentalist?
Go club some beavers.Copy !req
157. You don't really
get nature, do ya?Copy !req
158. It will be torn down,
with or without you.Copy !req
159. Where are the stairs?Copy !req
160. Meanwhile, the Desis were underway.Copy !req
161. { Speaking Spanish]Copy !req
162. Guillermo Ortiz
como El Ratón...Copy !req
163. Pablo Dominguez
como Pepito...Copy !req
164. Felicio Colón
como Miguelito...Copy !req
165. And Lucille was mingling with the elite
of the Latino Television Academy.Copy !req
166. Can I get a vodka tonic, please?Copy !req
167. I'd like a vodka tonic.
Vodka tonic, please?Copy !req
168. A sea of waiters,
and no one will take a drink order.Copy !req
169. Buster was also mingling...Copy !req
170. but, at Lucille's insistence,
wasn't wearing his glasses.Copy !req
171. Exciting night.Copy !req
172. { Chuckles]Copy !req
173. And Lucille Bluth crossed paths
with Lucille Austero.Copy !req
174. Lucille?Copy !req
175. Lucille!Copy !req
176. - Well, aren't you something?
- Oh!Copy !req
177. Showing up here
without your husband.Copy !req
178. Shame be damned.
Caution to the wind.Copy !req
179. That's so sweet, darling.
I'm here to support you.Copy !req
180. You're the one who's all alone
and likely to stay that way.Copy !req
181. My husband's
just a phone call away.Copy !req
182. That's one call per day,
isn't it?Copy !req
183. Gee, I should think
he'd wanna save that for his lawyer.Copy !req
184. At least he's in prison,
not an urn.Copy !req
185. You are so deliciously witty.Copy !req
186. Aren't we having fun?Copy !req
187. The other Lucille
also suffers from severe vertigo.Copy !req
188. ?Copy !req
189. Lucille Austero, meanwhile...Copy !req
190. perhaps because she'd never seen him
without his glasses...Copy !req
191. first took notice of Buster.Copy !req
192. ?Copy !req
193. { Giggles]Copy !req
194. Buster, however, failed to notice her...Copy !req
195. and she sent him a proposition.Copy !req
196. Excuse me, sir.
This is for you.Copy !req
197. { Grunts]Copy !req
198. Huh?Copy !req
199. Finally, Marta's category was announced.Copy !req
200. Yel Desi va a...Copy !req
201. Sandra Elena Higuera!Copy !req
202. ?Copy !req
203. ?Copy !req
204. Marta? Hey.Copy !req
205. I'm sorry.
You really deserved to win in there.Copy !req
206. Did you win?
l-I don't speak Spanish.Copy !req
207. It's not about the award.Copy !req
208. It's crazy, but I thought
it would make Gob proud.Copy !req
209. I'm sure, in his own way,
that he's...Copy !req
210. I just think he doesn't understand family.
You know, commitment.Copy !req
211. But those are the only things
that matter in life.Copy !req
212. At that moment
Michael realized that this was...Copy !req
213. the most beautiful woman
he'd ever seen.Copy !req
214. For the first time since he lost his wife,
he wanted someone.Copy !req
215. ?Copy !req
216. { Laughs]Copy !req
217. At the same moment,
Gob was ready to retrieve the key...Copy !req
218. to execute his escape.Copy !req
219. Is there a private bathroom nearby?Copy !req
220. { Clang]Copy !req
221. - You're looking at it.
- No, I can't use that.Copy !req
222. No, no, I need privacy.
Yeah, I've always been that way.Copy !req
223. No, no, I need privacy.
Yeah, I've always been that way.Copy !req
224. I can't go without privacy.Copy !req
225. I c... I can't pass this key
without privacy!Copy !req
226. Well, I could ask the guys
to leave, but, uh...Copy !req
227. they've been
locking the doors lately.Copy !req
228. l...Copy !req
229. I've made a huge mistake.Copy !req
230. Michael was having
a wonderful time with Marta and
didn't want the evening to end...Copy !req
231. while Lindsay was bonding
with the man in the tree.Copy !req
232. You have no idea
what it's like to save a living thing.Copy !req
233. Well, for your information, I do.Copy !req
234. My husband, Tobias, and I used to
do this kind of thing all the time.Copy !req
235. I guess that's why
I was so attracted to him.Copy !req
236. He was a serious
and committed advocate for change.Copy !req
237. Where is he now?Copy !req
238. At a weekend stage fighting workshop
with Carl Weathers.Copy !req
239. But he used to believe in things.Copy !req
240. - We both used to.Copy !req
241. Sorry, Lindsay.
I didn't realize you were up there.Copy !req
242. Oh, I'm up here, Mike,
and I'm not coming down!Copy !req
243. I'm gonna save this tree,
no matter what it takes.Copy !req
244. - Okay. I'll see you when you
realize what that bucket's for.Copy !req
245. I can see why your mom likes it.
It is a really nice tree...Copy !req
246. We've gotta get it torn down.Copy !req
247. That must die... stupid tree.Copy !req
248. - Buster's out of control.
- Another panic attack?Copy !req
249. Me? No. She's just wigged out
because I have a girlfriend.Copy !req
250. A waiter hands him a note;
suddenly he's Steve McQueen.Copy !req
251. He doesn't even know
what she looks like.Copy !req
252. I know she's a brownish area
with points.Copy !req
253. And I know I love her.Copy !req
254. I'm calling Dr. Miller.Copy !req
255. Okay, I don't know
I love her...Copy !req
256. but I cannot tell you how liberating it is
to be with someone who's not Mom...Copy !req
257. who's nothing like her.Copy !req
258. Yeah, and you're just... you're just
jumping right into this, huh?Copy !req
259. Oh, yes. Yes.Copy !req
260. That's what you do when life hands you
a chance to be with someone special.Copy !req
261. You just grab that...
that brownish area by its points...Copy !req
262. and you don't let go,
no matter what your mom says.Copy !req
263. Mmm!Copy !req
264. - Good talk.Copy !req
265. - Hello.
- Michael. Change of escape plan.Copy !req
266. I unplugged
the ice cream sandwich machine...Copy !req
267. and the guards are all eating them
before they get too melty...Copy !req
268. so I've got like a half an hour.Copy !req
269. Meet me at the south prison wall
and bring the stairs.Copy !req
270. Michael knew he had
an obligation to his brother.Copy !req
271. { Whispering]
Michael!Copy !req
272. Hey, Gob!Copy !req
273. Where the hell are the stairs?Copy !req
274. Oh! I thought you were kidding!Copy !req
275. Hey, speaking ofkidding,
how serious are you about Marta?Copy !req
276. I get the sense that there's not much of
a future there. Am I reading that right?Copy !req
277. Let me ask you something. How would
you feel if I came down on you hard?Copy !req
278. You're saying
I'm not reading this right.Copy !req
279. No, I'm saying
I need to jump on you to break my fall.Copy !req
280. - Don't be an idiot. Don't jump on me.
- I have to! Stop moving!Copy !req
281. - Come on! Stop moving!
- Don't jump on me!Copy !req
282. The guards soon became concerned...Copy !req
283. about the paperwork that would be
required of them if Gob actually didjump.Copy !req
284. - Don't be such a moron.!
- You're making this very, very difficult.Copy !req
285. - { Electric Zap]
- Ohh! God!Copy !req
286. This is personal...Copy !req
287. Gob. Gob!Copy !req
288. Good talk.Copy !req
289. I'm a complete failure.Copy !req
290. Where'd you get
that kind of talk?Copy !req
291. From you.
You always say that about me.Copy !req
292. Well, maybe you're not
entirely to blame.Copy !req
293. I haven't always been
the best kind of father either.Copy !req
294. You've done a pretty good job
of being a father to everybody in here.Copy !req
295. What have they got that I don't?Copy !req
296. You've never even...
thrown a ball around with me.Copy !req
297. Great.
Now you're an athlete.Copy !req
298. { Sighs]Copy !req
299. { Snoring]Copy !req
300. Lindsay left the tree
to sleep in her own bed...Copy !req
301. and Johnny Bark left the tree
to awaken her.Copy !req
302. - So, Lindsay, I was thinking...
- Johnny Bark?Copy !req
303. - I wanna be with you, Lindsay.
- What?Copy !req
304. - And I know you wanna be with me too.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
305. But all the things you said about
commitment and believing in things...Copy !req
306. that's the way I feel!Copy !req
307. johnny, I'm sorry. L...
I didn't mean to lead you on.Copy !req
308. I think you're gross.Copy !req
309. - Uh-oh.
- My tree.Copy !req
310. That's why you never
get out of the tree.Copy !req
311. And Gob was about to
get a reason to stay in prison.Copy !req
312. ?Copy !req
313. You all right?Copy !req
314. - Not great.
-? [Continues, Man Singing]Copy !req
315. Maybe this'll help.Copy !req
316. And for the first time...Copy !req
317. Gob had the game of catch with his father
he'd been waiting for his whole life.Copy !req
318. Okay, ready?
Put your mitt up.Copy !req
319. There you go.Copy !req
320. White power!Copy !req
321. { Groaning]
I'm... white.Copy !req
322. And Michael decided
to share his feelings with Marta.Copy !req
323. - Michael.
- Marta.Copy !req
324. - I'm not really quite sure
how to say this, but, um...Copy !req
325. - I had a great time last night.
- I did too.Copy !req
326. - And, um...Copy !req
327. we're so in synch
on so many things...Copy !req
328. - and, uh, l-l...Copy !req
329. { Sighs]
You guys don't have a machine, huh?Copy !req
330. - Sorry. { Giggling]
- Okay.Copy !req
331. Hello.Copy !req
332. Oh, my God.Copy !req
333. Gob has been
stabbed in the back.Copy !req
334. - Am I still in prison?
- You're in the hospital.Copy !req
335. Meanwhile, Buster
was waiting in the hallway.Copy !req
336. Buster?Copy !req
337. Oh, Miss Austero.
Wh-What are you doing here?Copy !req
338. - A touch of the dizzies.
- Oh. Oh.Copy !req
339. So, listen, Buster, have you given
any, uh, thought to my offer?Copy !req
340. { Stammers]
I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
341. Well, my phone
hasn't made a peep.Copy !req
342. Ha... Has your hair...Copy !req
343. always been that pointy,
Miss Austero?Copy !req
344. - It's Lucille.
- Right. Right.Copy !req
345. That's my mom's name.Copy !req
346. Yes!
{ Laughing]Copy !req
347. { Whimpering]
Oh, God!Copy !req
348. Buster? Buster! Bu...Copy !req
349. He... Oh!
{ Groans]Copy !req
350. I'm all right. I'm all right.
{ Groans]Copy !req
351. He's fine.
I'll be in the hospital bar.Copy !req
352. Uh, you know, there isn't
a hospital bar, Mother.Copy !req
353. Well, this is why
people hate hospitals.Copy !req
354. You were right, Michael.
Life is too short.Copy !req
355. Mine almost ended today.Copy !req
356. So I think I'm gonna
work things out with Marta.Copy !req
357. - You are, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
358. Boy, that's, uh...Copy !req
359. that's great.Copy !req
360. - Hmm. You know what's funny?
- Mmm.Copy !req
361. I was gonna walk out of that prison
last night and break up with her.Copy !req
362. Good thing you didn't
bring the stairs, huh?Copy !req
363. Mmm. Very funny. Yeah.
It's hysterical.Copy !req
364. I'm lucky.Copy !req
365. - Can I come in now?
- Yeah, sure. He's fine.Copy !req
366. Listen, I really appreciate
you helping me out last night.Copy !req
367. - Well, you know, you gotta put family first.Copy !req
368. That's the stupid thing that I believe.Copy !req
369. You two keep talking out there,
I'm gonna start getting jealous.Copy !req
370. ?Copy !req
371. I was really worried about you.Copy !req
372. You've got nothing to worry about.Copy !req
373. We're gonna be together
for a long time.Copy !req
374. We're family now.Copy !req
375. I am so happy.
{ Giggling]Copy !req
376. I'm gonna call the kids.Copy !req
377. ? [Continues, Man Singing]Copy !req
378. I've made a huge mistake.Copy !req
379. ?Copy !req
380. On the next Arrested Development...Copy !req
381. Gob learns how he survived
his stabbing.Copy !req
382. Looks like the shiv would have done
some real damage if it hadn't been for this.Copy !req
383. It was in your lower intestine.Copy !req
384. So close.Copy !req
385. And Buster makes a bold move.Copy !req
386. { Knocking]Copy !req
387. - Buster.
- Let's go for it.Copy !req