1.  Now the story of a wealthy family
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2.  and the one son
who had no choice... 
			  
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3.  but to keep them all together. 
			  
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4.  It's Arrested Development. 
			  
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5.  Michael was meeting... 
			  
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6.  Michael was meeting... 
			  
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7.  with the company's accountant,
Ira Gilligan. 
			  
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8.  Anyway, I have gone over this
10 different ways... 
			  
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9.  and you're reporting income on an account
that... You know, it is just freezing in here. 
			  
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10.  Well, the thermostat
is in my office. 
			  
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11.  While it's freezing in here, it's still
hot in there. So please continue. 
			  
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12.  There's basically no money where it
should be. I think I'm catching a cold. 
			  
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13.  - You're not catching a cold.
- I know my body. 
			  
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14.  - There's no money in the account?
- I'm sorry. 
			  
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15.  - This is like the bayou in here.
- I tried to tell you that. 
			  
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16.  I guess I just had
to find out for myself. 
			  
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17.  Anyway, this isn't the first
discrepancy with your father's books. 
			  
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18.  With this court case coming up,
I just have to warn you... 
			  
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19.  if they ask me to testify,
I am not gonna lie. 
			  
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20.  - No one's asking you to lie.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. 
			  
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21.  You're asking Gilligan
not to lie? 
			  
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22.  Please call me Ira.
I don't like Gilligan. 
			  
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23.  Who doesn't like Gilligan? 
			  
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24.  Is it cold in here? 
			  
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25.  So, listen. You have been married two
weeks now. It seems to be sticking. 
			  
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26.  And let's pretend
it's a good thing. 
			  
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27.  I guess this makes me
your best man... 
			  
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28.  and I would like to throw you
a bachelor party. 
			  
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29.  Yeah, I don't think
she'd go for that. 
			  
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30.  Besides, I talked to Dad. He said it was
stupid to get married in the first place. 
			  
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31.  And he's right. He's right.
I've gotta get rid of her. 
			  
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32.  You know, l... I said two weeks ago that
I thought it was a stupid idea. 
			  
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33.  Suddenly Dad says it
and it's good advice? 
			  
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34.  You know you don't have to do
everything Dad says. 
			  
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35.  I don't do everything Dad says. He just
happens to be right about this. 
			  
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36.  You can help me
get rid ofher though. 
			  
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37.  Mom's having a cocktail party. She'll be
there. Maybe you can try to break us up. 
			  
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38.  - I can't do that.
- Why not? You did it with me and Marta. 
			  
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39.  You had no problem with that, guy.
You know what? Lie to her. 
			  
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40.  Tell her that I'm
insensitive and unreliable. 
			  
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41.  Something about how
you can never confront people.
You need someone to clean up your messes. 
			  
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42.  See, that's great. And that's just
off the top of your head. 
			  
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43.  Michael, Gob. I was just
in the neighborhood. 
			  
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44.  Good Lord.
It is sweltering in here. 
			  
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45.  As you may
or may not know... 
			  
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46.  Lindsay and I have hit
a bit of a rough patch. 
			  
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47.  - Really? When did that start?
- Well... 
			  
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48.  I don't want
to blame it all on 9/11... 
			  
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49.  but it certainly
didn't help. 
			  
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50.  But anyway, I need your help.
If you could possibly... 
			  
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51.  Could we go back
to your office, please? 
			  
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52.  I just want to be
a family again. 
			  
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53.  I guess what I'm saying is
I want to reunite the band. 
			  
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54.  - Oh, no.
- "Oh, no'was right. 
			  
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55.  In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk
music group with Lindsay and Maeby... 
			  
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56.  called Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural
Good-Time Family-Band Solution. 
			  
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57.  The group was underwritten by
the Natural Life Food Company... 
			  
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58.  a division of Chem Grow, an Allyn-Crane
acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group. 
			  
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59.  Their motto was simple.
"We keep you alive." 
			  
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60.  Zanotab may cause
dry mouth, hair loss... 
			  
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61.  an overly alert feeling, and in some
cases may diminish your sex drive. 
			  
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62.  Well, there's a wellness
convention in town... 
			  
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63.  and I thought maybe you could talk
Lindsay into joining me up onstage. 
			  
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64.  - Yeah. Why don't you ask her?
- Oh, I would, but she just
doesn't take me seriously. 
			  
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65.  Michael tried to find the
money the accountant said was missing. 
			  
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66.  I don't know.
I probably stole it. 
			  
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67.  I mean, if he says
it's missing, it is. 
			  
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68.  Unless he stole it.
Hey, maybe he stole it. 
			  
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69.  - He's the one that said it's missing.
- Yeah, I probably stole it. 
			  
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70.  Well, we need to find it
before Ira is asked to testify. 
			  
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71.  - I thought we were talking
about Gilligan. Who's Ira?
- Ira Gilligan. 
			  
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72.  Ira's his first name.
He actually hates to be called Gilligan. 
			  
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73.  Well,
he never told me that. 
			  
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74.  Gilligan has promised me that all
this money will be saved in I.R.A.s. 
			  
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75.  - It's Ira, sir.
- Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan. 
			  
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76.  Will be saved in "Iras." 
			  
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77.  - What the hell is this, Gilligan?
- It's Ira, sir. 
			  
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78.  - Please call me...
- Gilligan! 
			  
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79.  Michael, if he testifies,
I am screwed. 
			  
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80.  Here's what you do. You take him
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81.  - Why would I take him fishing?
- Fun. Guy fun. 
			  
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82.  - Let's get him on our side.
- No. Look. I'm not taking him fishing. 
			  
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83.  Oh, that's right.
You hated fishing. 
			  
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84.  - No, I didn't.
- No, I'll get Gob. Yeah. He liked it. 
			  
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85.  - Hang on a second.
- He's the one who's fun. 
			  
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86.  I liked fishing.
Where are you going? I'm fun. 
			  
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87.  It's just that...
Listen. 
			  
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88.  The way to fix this Ira thing
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89.  - It's to find out where the money went.
- You're no fun. 
			  
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90.  Yeah.
I'm plenty fun. 
			  
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91.  That night
the family gathered at Lucille's... 
			  
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92.  to welcome Gob's wife. 
			  
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93.  I have always wanted a daughter. 
			  
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94.  And a blonde.
What fun. 
			  
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95.  - Where did Annyong get thatjuice box?
- Annyong. 
			  
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96.  Those are for his soccer team. No sugar
for you. You just get more awful. 
			  
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97.  Hey, Adopted Brother. 
			  
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98.  Do you think I could have a hit
of that juice box? That... 
			  
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99.  Michael tried
to convince Lindsay to rejoin... 
			  
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100.  Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural
Good-Time Family-Band Solution. 
			  
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101.  Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time
Family-Band Solution was a nightmare for me. 
			  
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102.  Hmm. Well, he said it was
the most fun your family's ever had. 
			  
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103.  Yeah, well, I was wacked
on Zanotab the entire time. 
			  
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104.  I thought Zanotab was supposed
to make everything a little bit better. 
			  
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105.  For 15 minutes. Then it burns when
you pee, and your marriage goes to hell. 
			  
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106.  It is not a good supplement. Besides,
Maeby's not gonna want to do it. 
			  
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107.  I wanna do it!
Are you kidding me? 
			  
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108.  Those were
our best times ever. 
			  
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109.  This party just keeps
gettin' better. 
			  
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110.  So, uh... You know, if you want me
on wood block, I can keep perfect time. 
			  
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111.  Some call me
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112.  You notice how I'm always on time?
I'm never late for things. 
			  
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113.  Yeah, but I think punctuality
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114.  No, it's not. It's the exact same thing.
It's knowing how long things take. 
			  
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115.  Look. I'm just doing this because if my
parents split up, it's a lot more work for me. 
			  
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116.  I know.
They split up once in Boston. 
			  
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117.  When they get along,
I get tons more alone time. 
			  
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118.  When they don't, guess who
they start spending all their time with. 
			  
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119.  - Me.
- We've been talking here
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120.  Excuse me.
Dr. "Funky?" 
			  
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121.  - Ah, Fünke.
- Of Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural
Good-Time Family-Band Solution? 
			  
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122.  - Yes!
- Oh, my... I saw you in '96. 
			  
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123.  - Oh!
- You sang a song about
a supplement called Teamocil? 
			  
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124.  - Teamocil.
- I mean, you just nailed me! 
			  
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125.  It was like you knew every side effect
I was going through at that time. 
			  
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126.  - Sadly, Teamocil has been discontinued.
- Oh. 
			  
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127.  The sense of wellness
it created in relationships... 
			  
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128.  was merely the first sign of
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129.  - Excuse me? Are you, uh... Hi. I'm Michael.
- Hi. 
			  
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130.  - I'm Gob's brother.
- Yes. He told me all about you. 
			  
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131.  - You have a terrific voice.
- I smell olives! 
			  
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132.  And Michael, as per Gob's request... 
			  
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133.  tried to convince his wife
that Gob was unreliable. 
			  
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134.  So, Gob is late. But I guess
that's who you married. 
			  
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135.  He's probably out trying to do
something very important. 
			  
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136.  Are you hitting on me?
Gob said that would happen. 
			  
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137.  Hey, Gob. It's a good thing
you're not staying married to this girl. 
			  
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138.  You've got her hating me... at least your
version of me, which is actually you. 
			  
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139.  Well, I talked to Dad,
and he thinks that I should stay in it. 
			  
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140.  Stay in the marriage? You're not letting Dad
lead you around by the nose again, are you? 
			  
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141.  Think about it. I've got the marriage
and none of the good parts. 
			  
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142.  It's like, so far it's been
all chain and no ball. 
			  
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143.  - Sure.
- So, we'll have a ceremony and a bachelor party. 
			  
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144.  A bachelor party?
You want one now? Come on. 
			  
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145.  - You're not giving your best man
a whole lot of prep time.
- Dad can handle it. 
			  
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146.  - Dad?
- Yeah. You know. 
			  
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147.  He's a fun guy, and... 
			  
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148.  - I'm making him my best man.
- You're making Dad your best man. That's great. 
			  
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149.  I guess
being your brother... 
			  
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150.  and solving all your problems for you
doesn't qualify me as your best man. 
			  
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151.  Hey. If he wants to support me,
I'm not gonna tell him to go to hell. 
			  
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152.  - Don't worry. You're still...
- What? Invited? 
			  
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153.  No, I was gonna say you're still the guy
I want solving my problems, but, yeah... 
			  
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154.  Let me talk to Dad
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155.  The next day, Gob visited his father... 
			  
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156.  to prepare
for his bachelor party. 
			  
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157.  You know, I really think
that you're gonna like this woman. 
			  
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158.  Well, she's costing me enough, but she's...
oh, she's a hell of a stripper. 
			  
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159.  - No, I mean my wife.
- Oh. 
			  
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160.  Well, l... I doubt that
very much. 
			  
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161.  Well, I can tell you that Michael was
pretty upset that you wanted to be best man. 
			  
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162.  - Don't worry about Michael.
- Yeah, my bachelor party's about having fun, right? 
			  
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163.  No, no. Your bachelor party's about convincing
Gilligan that he's killed a stripper... 
			  
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164.  getting him out of town
so he can't testify... 
			  
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165.  and making sure that people think
that he took the money. 
			  
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166.  - It is?
- Yeah. 
			  
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167.  This accountant can do us a lot of damage.
I want him neutralized. Do you hear me? 
			  
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168.  That's why I want you to use this stripper...
a narcoleptic, believe it or not. 
			  
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169.  A friend of mine at the yacht club,
he used her for his bachelor party. 
			  
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170.  We wanted you
to have the first piece! 
			  
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171.  You put her in a darkened space,
she's out. 
			  
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172.  You get him drunk.
He passes out. 
			  
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173.  Then you cover the floor with corn syrup,
mixed with a little red dye. 
			  
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174.  He comes to. "Eee! Blood! Aaah!"
He freaks out. 
			  
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175.  Okay. But how do you know
that he's gonna leave the country? 
			  
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176.  That's why I got you those honeymoon
tickets. You never thanked me for those. 
			  
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177.  I'm sorry. I meant to. I was gonna... 
			  
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178.  You just have to convince him
that this happened. 
			  
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179.  - That he killed a stripper?
- Can you do this? 
			  
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180.  Can I trust you? You're not
gonna go all Michael on me, are ya? 
			  
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181.  Nobody's turning
all Michael on you. 
			  
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182.  But when you get out, then we're gonna
have a real party. Right, Dad? 
			  
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183.  Are you kidding?
When I get out of here... 
			  
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184.  you're gonna throw me the biggest
party this town's ever seen. 
			  
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185.  All right? 
			  
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186.  Back at the model home... 
			  
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187.  Stop!
It is not Zanotab. 
			  
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188.  Well, maybe if I was allowed to have
a Zanotab, I'd remember it's Euphorazine. 
			  
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189.  No. We are not going to do that again.
This family is not about to start using. 
			  
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190.  We are pushers,
not takers. 
			  
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191.  Okay. Once more, from the bridge. 
			  
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192.  What is that noise? 
			  
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193.  We don't need
the wood block. 
			  
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194.  No, I just thought
I would join in on the fun. 
			  
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195.  I mean, you guys are always talking about,
you know, family and loving and... 
			  
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196.  having good times
in the circle... 
			  
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197.  You know what?
This isn't working. 
			  
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198.  Maybe I'm just gonna go off
and rehearse with Maeby alone. 
			  
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199.  Oh, fine. Then I'll rehearse
with Maeby after dinner. 
			  
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200.  No! This is wholesome,
family fun, okay? 
			  
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201.  Let's take it from loose stool!
One, two and a... 
			  
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202.  What is that in your mouth?
Is that a Euphorazine? 
			  
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203.  Lindsay, spit it out!
That's not real happiness! 
			  
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204.  - Well, it's better than what we've got now.
- Lindsay, spit it out! 
			  
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205.  And Michael arrived home... 
			  
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206.  determined to prove
that he was, in fact, fun. 
			  
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207.  I just booked us
a little fishing trip. 
			  
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208.  - But why? What did I do?
- Hmm? No, no. This is a fun thing! 
			  
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209.  Okay? Something I've always
wanted to do with you. 
			  
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210.  Everybody's always having fun
around here. Why can't we? 
			  
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211.  Already down! Get
your finger out of my throat! It's down! 
			  
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212.  - Anyway, I thought you hated fishing.
- No, it's fun. I like fun. 
			  
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213.  I just hated doing it with my dad.
This is gonna be you and me. Okay? 
			  
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214.  We get to stay at a hotel, get up at
4:00 a.m., slap on the old seasick patch. 
			  
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215.  We're gonna get out there on the choppy ocean.
We're gonna catch ourselves a little lunch. 
			  
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216.  Oh, we get to eat it? 
			  
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217.  After we gut it. 
			  
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218.  Yes. 
			  
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219.  While the Bluth boys
contemplated having fun... 
			  
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220.  Lucille had a request
for Gob's bachelor party. 
			  
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221.  - Why do I have to bring him?
- Because Buster's your brother... 
			  
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222.  and I'm not gonna leave him home alone
with all this J-U-l-C-E around. 
			  
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223.  I can spell, Mom.
You spelled "juice." 
			  
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224.  Oh, you're so brilliant.
Let's see you find it. 
			  
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225.  Besides, I'm going to Annyong's
soccer award ceremony... 
			  
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226.  Annyong. 
			  
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227.  And I don't need the other soccer moms
knowing how old my first batch of kids are. 
			  
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228.  And I don't need the other soccer moms
knowing how old my first batch of kids are. 
			  
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229.  - Yeah, I think they're gonna know
that Annyong's...
- Annyong. 
			  
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230.  Would somebody please tell
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231.  God! 
			  
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232.  And so, as Michael and his son... 
			  
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233.  checked into the hotel,
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234.  - What are you guys doing here?
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235.  You're not going? Even Dad's coming...
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236.  Uh, no. I'm gonna go fishing with my son
here. We're gonna go have some fun. 
			  
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237.  Real fun. Okay? Not everything is
strippers and booze and buckets of blood. 
			  
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238.  Why do you guys
have buckets ofblood? 
			  
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239.  It's not real blood.
It's corn syrup and red dye. 
			  
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240.  - Juice.
- We have unlimited juice? 
			  
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241.  This party is gonna be off the hook. 
			  
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242.  Meanwhile, at the wellness
convention in the very same hotel... 
			  
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243.  Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time
Family-Band Solution... 
			  
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244.  was preparing for their show. 
			  
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245.  Here are the new
Euphorazine side effects. 
			  
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246.  Ah, the solo. That is for my lovely
and talented daughter. 
			  
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247.  "Delayed irritability?"
What do they mean by delayed? 
			  
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248.  It means it comes later! This is ridiculous!
Why do we even have to do this? 
			  
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249.  We are doing this
to keep our family together. 
			  
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250.  No, I'm serious.
We're dressed like we're in the '60s. 
			  
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251.  - It's the 21 st century.
We should be dressing like it's the '80s.
- Lindsay... 
			  
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252.  I'm tired of trying to find happiness
through lies and self-medicating. 
			  
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253.  If you need me,
I'll be at the bar. 
			  
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254.  Well, fine, Lindsay.
That's fine. 
			  
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255.  - Maeby and I'll just do...
- Yeah. I'm out too. 
			  
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256.  You think you can handle it alone? 'Cause
if you don't perform, we don't validate. 
			  
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257.  Back in Michael's hotel room... 
			  
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258.  the guys were settling down
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259.  so as to be ready
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260.  It sure sounds like they're
having fun out there by the pool. 
			  
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261.  Oh, they think they're having fun,
Son, but it's not lasting fun. 
			  
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262.  It is fleeting fun,
like a bachelor party. 
			  
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263.  What we got here is lasting fun.
Okay? You think about that. 
			  
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264.  - Good night, Son.
- Good night, Dad. 
			  
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265.  - Marco!
- Polo! 
			  
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266.  Marco! 
			  
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267.  - Polo!
- Marco! 
			  
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268.  - Hey, Dad?
- Polo! 
			  
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269.  - Dad, are you still awake?
- Still awake. 
			  
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270.  It's just, um... 
			  
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271.  I mean, this is really fun
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272.  This isn't even the fun part.
Tomorrow... 
			  
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273.  Yeah. 
			  
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274.  The problem I'm having
is, uh... 
			  
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275.  - I have a pretty finely tuned internal clock...
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276.  which is why I'm actually
such a good natural percussionist. 
			  
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277.  And, um... 
			  
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278.  I'm just worried that I'm not
gonna be able to fall asleep... 
			  
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279.  for another two hours
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280.  So, I was thinking maybe I would
go down and check out Maeby's band... 
			  
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281.  and you could go see if Gob's
bachelor party has started. 
			  
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282.  Shh, shh, shh.
I'm right where I want to be. 
			  
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283.  Gob had his chance
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284.  but if you're sure
that you can't sleep. 
			  
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285.  It's just... I don't know when I'm gonna
get another chance like this... 
			  
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286.  - you know, to be there for family.
- Right. 
			  
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287.  - I'd hate to miss it, because I was too proud.
- Right. 
			  
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288.  Wait a minute. "Too proud?" What does
this have to do with "too proud?" 
			  
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289.  Actually, that part
was kinda just for you. 
			  
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290.  I was just worried the whole thing wasn't gonna
land unless I included the pride part. 
			  
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291.  Upstairs, Gob was
preparing to set up the accountant... 
			  
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292.  under his father's
helpful gaze. 
			  
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293.  - Who called the cops?
- And with the aid of some helpful gays. 
			  
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294.  You told me to hire people
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295.  They're Hot Cops.
They're entertainers. 
			  
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296.  Although I specifically asked them
not to come dressed as cops. 
			  
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297.  You better change now. He's gonna be
here soon. Butch, guys. I want it butch. 
			  
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298.  Hey, uh,
you got the blood. Right? 
			  
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299.  Yeah, I got two buckets full right... Hey!
What the hell happened to the blood? 
			  
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300.  - Hey, Brother.
- Whoa! 
			  
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301.  - Somebody put on his lipstick in the car.
- I love juice! 
			  
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302.  This next number is the only ballad
that the Solution ever attempted. 
			  
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303.  And I must say
I feel a bit like a Mary... 
			  
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304.  without a Peter and a Paul,
but I suppose it's worth a shot. 
			  
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305.  "Teamocil is
no longer available. 
			  
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306.  Please try either Grouphug, Bondat
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307.  Teamocil! 
			  
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308.  You're out of the band. 
			  
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309.  And, back at the bachelor party... 
			  
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310.  Gilligan had arrived,
and the con was in full swing. 
			  
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311.  It's Ira,
and I'm fine. 
			  
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312.  Come on! Have a drink! 
			  
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313.  There's some stuff coming up you
might not be able to handle sober. 
			  
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314.  Speaking of which,
where's Buster? 
			  
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315.  In fact, Buster had finished thejuice... 
			  
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316.  and was desperately looking
for his next sugar fix... 
			  
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317.  when he discovered the cake
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318.  Unfortunately, he was unaware of the
narcoleptic stripper confined within it. 
			  
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319.  Yeah, I better go in the
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320.  - Ira, have a drink!
- I'm not thirsty. I want some food. 
			  
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321.  Ooh. 
			  
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322.  Okay. Keep it together.
Don't go all Michael here. 
			  
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323.  Knock, knock!
Where's the married bachelor? 
			  
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324.  Michael, I thought you weren't coming.
I thought he wasn't coming! 
			  
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325.  Well, I wasn't going to, but he's my
brother, and I'm here to support him... 
			  
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326.  like all these, uh,
hot men and Ira. 
			  
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327.  Well, you're not gonna stay.
I mean, this isn't your kind of scene. 
			  
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328.  Dad, please, stay out of it, all right? I'm
here for Gob. Now, where are the strippers? 
			  
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329.  - Well, l...
- Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh? 
			  
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330.  - Well, l...
- Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh? 
			  
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331.  - Huh? Huh?
- Well... 
			  
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332.  just relax. I'm as fun as anybody.
I can handle a back room. 
			  
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333.  - I'm calling the cops.
- No!
- We're changing again, guys! 
			  
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334.  - No. No cops.
- Well, what is this? 
			  
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335.  She died.
She's dead. 
			  
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336.  - It was Gilligan!
- What? 
			  
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337.  Gilligan killed
the skipper... stripper. 
			  
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338.  I didn't kill
any stripper. 
			  
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339.  - You're drunk. You don't remember.
- You're pulling the rip cord! 
			  
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340.  Ira, take my honeymoon tickets.
Get out of the country. Save yourself. 
			  
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341.  - I'm not drunk. Bix made me the designated driver.
- Bix! 
			  
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342.  Just then, the stripper woke up... 
			  
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343.  saw Buster with what appeared
to be blood around his mouth... 
			  
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344.  - and thought she had killed him for groping her.
- Not again. 
			  
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345.  You were setting me up. 
			  
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346.  You're trying to get me
to leave the country. 
			  
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347.  Well, the hell with you, sir.
Bix, we're leaving. 
			  
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348.  I'm testifying. 
			  
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349.  Yeah, the party's over. That's it. 
			  
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350.  You were trying
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351.  Oh, Gob, Gob.
Come on. Is this true? 
			  
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352.  Oh, wait a minute.
It wasn't your idea, Gob. 
			  
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353.  - It was your idea. Wasn't it, Dad?
- It wa... 
			  
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354.  - Huh?
- Even if it was my idea, which it wasn't... 
			  
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355.  Gob screwed it up,
which he did and always does. 
			  
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356.  - You don't have to take that.
- What the hell am I supposed to do? 
			  
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357.  Here. 
			  
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358.  - Oh, no. No, no. Don't you dare, mister.
- Do it. Do it. 
			  
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359.  Hey, Gob! I am your best man.
I am your fath... 
			  
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360.  What does it matter?
I screwed it up anyway. A complete failure. 
			  
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361.  Can't even fake the death
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362.  Oh, come on.
That's not a bad thing. 
			  
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363.  - It doesn't make you a failure. Dad's the failure.
- Really? 
			  
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364.  When he was my age, he ran
an entire company, had kids. 
			  
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365.  The company was corrupt.
Look what he's trying to do to us. 
			  
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366.  I'll tell you something else.
You might not be a father... 
			  
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367.  but you are my brother. 
			  
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368.  I might be a father. 
			  
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369.  Why don't you start trusting
yourself. Okay? Not Dad. 
			  
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370.  You're a much better man
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371.  - You're a better man than both of us.
- Well. 
			  
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372.  You're the best man.
You're my best man. 
			  
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373.  Not if I have an actual ceremony,
'cause Dad would kill me, but... 
			  
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374.  What do you say, hermano?
Help me clean up this mess? 
			  
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375.  What the hell. 
			  
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376.  Gob, I want out. 
			  
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377.  - I'm in love with your brother.
- What? 
			  
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378.  - You did it again, you son of a bitch!
- No, no! She's... 
			  
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379.  In-law. Tobias. 
			  
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380.  Sorry. I should have
finished that thought. 
			  
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381.  On the next Arrested Development. 
			  
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382.  Oh, my god.
I killed Michael. 
			  
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383.  Yeah, but on the plus side,
you got punched in the face. 
			  
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384.  Hey, Brother.
Hey, Brother. 
			  
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385.  Michael solves
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386.  Ira was signatory to all these accounts? 
			  
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387.  - Get me Ira Gilligan.
- And Gilligan... 
			  
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388.  fulfills his destiny. 
			  
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389.  Let it ring. 
			  
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