1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Against his betterjudgment,
Michael had recently set out...Copy !req
6. to have an uncomplicated
one-night stand with this woman.Copy !req
7. And at his brother's suggestion,
he gave a false identity.Copy !req
8. Chareth Cutestory.Copy !req
9. And what started as a night
of passion with no strings attached...Copy !req
10. got complicated the next morning
when Michael found out she was blind.Copy !req
11. He decided to keep seeing her
so as not to appear superficial.Copy !req
12. - If it's a one-night stand, I'm not very good at it.
- Wow.Copy !req
13. But aren't you busy with
the trial and everything?Copy !req
14. Unfortunately, the woman also
turned out to be his father's prosecutor.Copy !req
15. And so, Michael went to
Maggie's to reveal his identity.Copy !req
16. - But, before he could...
- It's an overview of the government's case...Copy !req
17. against the Bluth family.Copy !req
18. What do you think? Do we have a case?Copy !req
19. Meanwhile, Michael's son,
George Michael...Copy !req
20. discovered that his cousin
Maeby had been living a double life.Copy !req
21. Maeby, what are you doing?Copy !req
22. I still don't get why you're pretending to be
two people, and why is one of you sick?Copy !req
23. - Hey, you don't get giant checks
if you're healthy.
- Please welcome Surely Fünke.Copy !req
24. Plus, who's going to
get mad at the dying girl?Copy !req
25. - Surely's dying?
- I figure I'll kill her off just before graduation.Copy !req
26. - Just so everyone gets really sad before prom.
- Someone's going to get hurt.Copy !req
27. Not to mention it's kind of disrespectful
for kids who actually have this.Copy !req
28. - Not a lot of kids have B.S. these days.
- What does that stand for?Copy !req
29. I don't know. It's B.S.Copy !req
30. Michael wrestled with the dilemma...Copy !req
31. of whether he should look at the evidence file
of the case against his father.Copy !req
32. - Michael.
- Hey, Gob. What the hell are you wearing?Copy !req
33. What? Oh, this...Copy !req
34. The wife likes me in bright sweaters.Copy !req
35. Gob, in a series of escalating dares...Copy !req
36. recently got married to a woman
he had only known for an evening.Copy !req
37. Your wife? She's still your wife?Copy !req
38. Well, I went to break up with her last night,
but my timing was not great.Copy !req
39. - So, I think we should talk.
- My parents are getting a divorce.Copy !req
40. Why aren't you wearing
that sweater I bought you?Copy !req
41. - What, you don't like it?
- No. Of course I like it.Copy !req
42. just because I like it doesn't mean I have to
wear it. I don't wear everything I like.Copy !req
43. Why don't we just get a divorce?
Everybody else is.Copy !req
44. No! We're not getting divorced.Copy !req
45. She really wants to stay together, so...Copy !req
46. Well, least you finally
consummated it, huh?Copy !req
47. "Consummated."Copy !req
48. What is up with that "prosecutie"?Copy !req
49. - I hope you didn't break up with her?
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
50. And to make matters worse,
she gave me this.Copy !req
51. It's a summary of the evidence
that they have against Dad.Copy !req
52. Okay, Michael.
This makes matters better.Copy !req
53. Let's just destroy it
and move on with our lives.Copy !req
54. This is not the actual evidence.
It's just a list of the evidence.Copy !req
55. And judging by the amount of boxes she has
in her place, I have a feeling there's a lot.Copy !req
56. A feeling? Oh, don't tell me you won't
open it on ethical grounds?Copy !req
57. I'm not sure what I'm going to do.Copy !req
58. - What is with the insane moral code in this family?
- Yes, we did it.Copy !req
59. We're getting rid of the Ten Commandments.
The granite ones in front of the courthouse.Copy !req
60. You know, all it took
was the threat of a lawsuit.Copy !req
61. You're involved with those protesters now?
When did that happen?Copy !req
62. Oh, who can remember.Copy !req
63. Lindsay's involvement
began hours before...Copy !req
64. when, leaving the plea hearing,
she first determined...Copy !req
65. the Ten Commandments didn't belong there.Copy !req
66. And they won't even allow
me one lousy cigarette!Copy !req
67. Honey, they're just heels.
They can only support so much weight.Copy !req
68. I've always been very passionate about
the separation of church and state.Copy !req
69. - What are you gonna do with them?
- Give 'em to a school.Copy !req
70. Can we let another family
bring down the Ten Commandments?Copy !req
71. This family's already done
more than its share.Copy !req
72. Oh, now you love
the Ten Commandments.Copy !req
73. And yet, you're the one who so conveniently
forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father...Copy !req
74. and honor no one above him
unless it beith me... thy sweet Lord."Copy !req
75. I'm not sure that one
made it down the mountain, Gob.Copy !req
76. - I told you someone would get hurt.
- If I knew it was you...Copy !req
77. - I wouldn't have been so worried.
- Hey, what happened to you?Copy !req
78. He was trying to help some handicapped
girl up to the bleachers, and he fell.Copy !req
79. It's just a sprain.
But at least it's legitimate.Copy !req
80. Ah, le clumsy adolescence.
It's a phase we've all been through.Copy !req
81. Except for me. I was like a cat.
I always ended up on all fours.Copy !req
82. - Like a cat.
- Wait a minute. They don't
have ramps at your school?Copy !req
83. - Well, not up the bleachers.
- You should threaten to sue.Copy !req
84. - It's free if it's just a threat, you know.
- Hey, that's a good idea.Copy !req
85. No one's gonna sue anybody.
I'm not gonna have my son...Copy !req
86. start abusing the legal system
like the rest of this family.Copy !req
87. After all, we're gonna need it
for years to come.Copy !req
88. And that's when Michael
decided to do the right thing.Copy !req
89. So what do you think? Do we have
a case against this idiot family or what?Copy !req
90. Well, that's actually why
I wanted to talk to you, Maggie.Copy !req
91. You see, uh, it turns out that
I am actually one of those idiots.Copy !req
92. I might even be the main idiot. Well, I'm not
the main idiot, but I'm the idiot in charge.Copy !req
93. Yeah. I'm Michael Bluth. Okay?Copy !req
94. And I want you to know that
I never opened up this folder.Copy !req
95. And if you could see my face...Copy !req
96. uh, you'd see how sorry I am
that I lied to you.Copy !req
97. You feel sincere.Copy !req
98. Damn it. I have spent
the last five hours hating you...Copy !req
99. ever since I found out you were
Michael Bluth in court.Copy !req
100. - What? How did you know?
- I'm blind, Michael.Copy !req
101. - I'm not stuffed up.
- You smelled me.Copy !req
102. - I smelled you, baby.
- Maggie, why didn't you tell me at your house?Copy !req
103. And why did you give me this folder?Copy !req
104. I was manipulating you.
This isn't the real list.Copy !req
105. - This is a wish list.
- I can't believe you set me up.Copy !req
106. Well, you lied to me.
Chareth Cutestory?Copy !req
107. I know."Thou shalt not
make up a name in vain."Copy !req
108. But, you know, I walked into that court,
and I saw you there...Copy !req
109. - and... this can't happen, right?
- You're damn right this can't happen.Copy !req
110. Look at me. This could get me...
Are you actually looking at me?Copy !req
111. - Yes, I am.
- Okay. I could get disbarred for this.Copy !req
112. And your dad would have to
spend tons more time in prison.Copy !req
113. I gotta tell you something.
The thing that really gets to me is...Copy !req
114. that I keep hearing that Michael Bluth is so...
cute.Copy !req
115. Well, I know Maggie Lizer is adorable.
You don't know what you're missing.Copy !req
116. - Really?
- Really.Copy !req
117. - So what are we gonna do?
- I guess we're just gonna
have to go our separate ways...Copy !req
118. - and agree to never speak about this again.
- That is probably best, huh?Copy !req
119. The least you can do is buy me a drink.Copy !req
120. Hmm. Yeah. I'll stay for one drink.Copy !req
121. The next morning, Michael,
once again, found himself at Maggie's.Copy !req
122. - And once again, berated himself
for the mistake.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
123. I'm supposed to be at the prison
to talk to my dad in half an hour.Copy !req
124. - I can't believe we did this again.
- It was so stupid.Copy !req
125. Incredibly stupid. It's like
we're making naughty sex even naughtier.Copy !req
126. Oh, no. I was supposed to be at the prison
to talk to my dad a half an hour ago.Copy !req
127. Oh, this is bad. This is really bad.Copy !req
128. This is the second most
unethical thing I've ever done.Copy !req
129. - We cannot pretend that
this didn't happen, Maggie.
- Or that it won't happen again.Copy !req
130. - You think it's gonna happen again?
- You tell me.Copy !req
131. - Let's just assume that it will
happen again at some time.
- Right. Right.Copy !req
132. We just need to, you know,
acknowledge this and keep it private...Copy !req
133. - and I don't think that there's
anything wrong with that.
- Right.Copy !req
134. I have a job, you know?
I'm trying to keep a man in prison.Copy !req
135. Right. And that man happens to be my father.Copy !req
136. - This could get ugly.
- Well, it's like the Ten Commandments saying.Copy !req
137. - "Be true to thine own self,
and to thine own self..."
- "Be true." Yeah.Copy !req
138. - Number seven.
- We'll just have to keep it a secret.Copy !req
139. - Our secret.
- Our dirty little secret.Copy !req
140. - I think I'm ready now.
- All right.Copy !req
141. Okay.Copy !req
142. Thirty-two minutes earlier,
Gob, Lucille and Barry met with George Sr.Copy !req
143. - Where did you get this?
- They don't call me
a sleight-of-hand artist for nothing.Copy !req
144. Gob had switched out
the file while his siblings discussed
the Ten Commandments.Copy !req
145. I've always been very passionate
about the separation of church and state.Copy !req
146. - What are you gonna do with them?
- Give 'em to a school.Copy !req
147. Can we let another family
bring down the Ten Commandments?Copy !req
148. Now you love the Ten Commandments.Copy !req
149. Apparently, there are boxes
of it at the prosecutor's house.Copy !req
150. I tracked down the address,
and you should be thanking me for this.Copy !req
151. Michael didn't want you to have it.
Mr. Moral.Copy !req
152. Mm. Yeah, we did something
right there, huh?Copy !req
153. - So what do you think, Barry?
- l-I haven't read it.Copy !req
154. I had a really interesting
date last night.Copy !req
155. A woman who actually works two jobs.Copy !req
156. Well, it certainly looks like
they've got a lot on us.Copy !req
157. - Mm-hmm.
- Uh, you. I was raising the children.Copy !req
158. When was the last time
you raised children?Copy !req
159. Excuse me? I've got two in
the waiting room right this moment.Copy !req
160. In fact, Buster and Annyong...Copy !req
161. Lucille's newly adopted
Korean child, were waiting.Copy !req
162. Wow. I wonder what
they're talking about in there?Copy !req
163. - They don't tell you anything, huh?
- They tell me things.Copy !req
164. It doesn't matter though, because Dad
is gonna be in here a long time.Copy !req
165. No. We have court day today.Copy !req
166. They take plea.
Daddy come home. You out.Copy !req
167. Annyong had hit a nerve,
and Buster recalled...Copy !req
168. that right before George Sr.'s arrest,
he'd made a similar threat.Copy !req
169. I said he could wear that tie.
It looks better on him.Copy !req
170. - No, no. Let me help you with that, son.
- Oh.Copy !req
171. Hey, enjoy yourself tonight,
because you are out of here.Copy !req
172. I'm not gonna spend my retirement
watching you wipe your nose on your sleeve.Copy !req
173. - I can't breathe, Dad.
- Neither can I.Copy !req
174. I haven't seen half this stuff...Copy !req
175. but they've got these kind of documents,
uh, we've gotta get rid of this.Copy !req
176. If you're thinking of stealing the evidence,
that is a very big offense.Copy !req
177. l-I think I'm gonna say that I signed
myself out about 10 minutes ago.Copy !req
178. You're right.
You can't afford to get caught.Copy !req
179. I don't need my lawyer in prison.
We'll have Gob break in.Copy !req
180. Well, gee, Dad,
I've got a wife now.Copy !req
181. I don't think that I can
afford to get caught either.Copy !req
182. Good point. You might want to
change out of that sweater.Copy !req
183. Tell me again why this isn't wrong.Copy !req
184. Look. We are just... we're two adults.
We've got absolutely nothing...Copy !req
185. - Cops. Hide.
- Ms. Lizer.Copy !req
186. - It's Officer Kelley.
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
187. Your office has asked me
to come pick you up. It's a surprise.Copy !req
188. - I just winked. It's a surprise witness.
- Oh, great.Copy !req
189. - Um...
- How are we doing?Copy !req
190. I'll just put my dog inside,
and then I will be right with you.Copy !req
191. I'll take the dog, okay? I've already
missed my meeting. You go ahead.Copy !req
192. - Just put him through the doggy door.
- Okay.Copy !req
193. - And, uh, I'll see you in court.
- Yeah.Copy !req
194. - My dad's not gonna put himself in prison for life.
- Yeah.Copy !req
195. - Bye. Kiss.
- Oh.Copy !req
196. And Gob decided to
pass offhis break-in assignment to Tobias.Copy !req
197. Hey, there's the cat. Sorry you couldn't
have been down at the prison with us.Copy !req
198. - Dad was asking all about you.
- Oh. I doubt that very much.Copy !req
199. Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. He feels
you've been sucking off this family far too long.Copy !req
200. If you don't start pulling your weight around
here, it's gonna be shape up or ship up.Copy !req
201. You know, try as I might,
I cannot seem to impress that man.Copy !req
202. Isn't that funny... ...
I'm about to knock his socks off again.Copy !req
203. Yeah, I'm gonna break into this house
that's got a bunch of evidence in it.Copy !req
204. just to borrow it.
Ensure his freedom forever.Copy !req
205. But, it's a tough job.
Might require some agility.Copy !req
206. But, it's a tough job.
Might require some agility.Copy !req
207. This kind of agility?Copy !req
208. Let's go, little man.Copy !req
209. Michael, meanwhile, had decided
to see what life in Maggie's world was like.Copy !req
210. All right. Okay.Copy !req
211. All right. Okay.Copy !req
212. - Okay.
- This guy's the real deal. He's on the inside.Copy !req
213. - But, he's got some demands.
- This could be the break we wanted.Copy !req
214. - This is District Attorney Lizer.
- All right. What do you want?Copy !req
215. Uh, l-I want immunity for
me and my mom...Copy !req
216. and I want my dad to stay in prison.Copy !req
217. - Also, can you send Annyong back to Korea?
- Huh?Copy !req
218. - Hey!
- Justice!Copy !req
219. Meanwhile, Maggie's interrogation
of Buster was proving fruitless.Copy !req
220. Do you know anything
about your father's trips overseas?Copy !req
221. I knew I'd have a fun time
at home alone with Mom.Copy !req
222. Fine. Did you ever see him
return from these trips...Copy !req
223. - with anything unusual?
- Yeah.Copy !req
224. He came back home once
with a black statue...Copy !req
225. with an erect penis.Copy !req
226. It stayed in our living room
until my aunt objected.Copy !req
227. What about business associates?Copy !req
228. - I have none.
- All right.Copy !req
229. This guy's wasting our time.
Take away his grilled cheese.Copy !req
230. Wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
231. If it's evidence you want, I know where
they keep it. According to my brother...Copy !req
232. there are boxes of evidence
in a house on Scenic View Drive.Copy !req
233. - Isn't that where you live?
- Yeah.Copy !req
234. And I'm headed there now.Copy !req
235. Tobias, meanwhile,
had used his catlike agility...Copy !req
236. - to get the evidence at Maggie's house.
- The cat is in.Copy !req
237. Unfortunately,
it was just as Maggie came home.Copy !req
238. Is there someone here?Copy !req
239. Tobias, concerned about
Maggie's heightened sense of smell...Copy !req
240. set off to cloak himself
in her scent.Copy !req
241. - And Michael was at the vet's office.
- Justice is fine.Copy !req
242. - Great.
- Although, dressing him up like a seeing-eye dog...Copy !req
243. - seems a little cruel.
- Cruel?Copy !req
244. Well, yeah, because he can't see.Copy !req
245. What are you talking about?Copy !req
246. Mr. Bluth, Justice is blind.Copy !req
247. justice cannot be blind, Doc.Copy !req
248. He's got a handle and everything.
Come on, boy.Copy !req
249. Maybe his peripheral isn't great...Copy !req
250. but he's been leading
a blind woman around.Copy !req
251. I think she's been leading him around.Copy !req
252. But that would mean that
Maggie isn't blind.Copy !req
253. In fact, Maggie wasn't blind...Copy !req
254. - but had been pretending to be...
- Son of a bitch.Copy !req
255. since she found it helpful
in taking the LSATs.Copy !req
256. "D."B" places fourth.Copy !req
257. - "A"?
- Finding it a tremendous boon
to her professional life...Copy !req
258. - Maggie continued the ruse.
- I submit into evidence this wine glass...Copy !req
259. with the defendant's fingerprints.Copy !req
260. Don't worry. You're so ahead.Copy !req
261. Her ability to see, however...Copy !req
262. was currently proving a disadvantage...Copy !req
263. as she couldn't reveal to the man
she recognized as Tobias...Copy !req
264. that she knew he was there
without betraying her secret.Copy !req
265. And Tobias was finding her an uncannily
difficult blind girl to outmaneuver.Copy !req
266. Their game of cat and mouse continued.Copy !req
267. Until Michael showed up to return Justice.Copy !req
268. Oh, Justice, what is it, boy?
What is it?Copy !req
269. Is there some jackass in my bathrobe?Copy !req
270. Oh! I can't see!Copy !req
271. And later, the family gathered at
the courthouse to respond to the plea offer.Copy !req
272. They don't have a case against us.
I took care of everything.Copy !req
273. - Something smells wonderful.
- Well, thank you.Copy !req
274. Would that I could say that
I wore it to impress you...Copy !req
275. but, no, I'm afraid it's merely a cloaking
agent from a sadly blunderous afternoon.Copy !req
276. Who else have we got?
What about Buster?Copy !req
277. Worst-case scenario
he gets caught, no more Buster.Copy !req
278. I'm not going anywhere.
You're the one who's staying put.Copy !req
279. Not me. You.Copy !req
280. What's gotten into you?
Have you been eating cheese?Copy !req
281. Outside the courthouse,
Surely Fünke was addressing the crowd.Copy !req
282. George Michael prepared to
confront her about it.Copy !req
283. Not just to me, but to all
handicapped kids out there...Copy !req
284. who are sick and tired of sitting in
the front rows at basketball games.Copy !req
285. George Michael spotted his father...Copy !req
286. and not wanting to appear to be abusing
the legal system, found a place to hide.Copy !req
287. Michael, determined to expose Maggie,
hid to avoid tipping his hand.Copy !req
288. It was then, however, that Lindsay's
advocacy group had their big moment.Copy !req
289. Hey, George Michael,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
290. I just thought I'd come down
and see the family. See everyone.Copy !req
291. - Oh.
- That's why I'm here.Copy !req
292. Well, pal, you don't need to do that.
You can head on home.Copy !req
293. Why don't you go help that
handicapped friend of yours?Copy !req
294. - She kind of lied to me.
- I was recently lied to myself.Copy !req
295. And for what it's worth, George Michael,
you cannot let people get away with that.Copy !req
296. It's just so hard to know what
the right thing to do is.Copy !req
297. I know it. It's not like
there's some list of rules...Copy !req
298. - handed down to us from on high.
- No.Copy !req
299. Watch your head.Copy !req
300. So Michael set out to expose in court
that Maggie wasn't really blind.Copy !req
301. - She's right there. What are we gonna do?
- I got a plan.Copy !req
302. Your Honor, the purpose of
a court of law is to find the truth...Copy !req
303. which is why witnesses swear on this.Copy !req
304. After all, they sayjustice is blind.Copy !req
305. Surely, she has enough sight
to catch the truth...Copy !req
306. before it hits her in the face.Copy !req
307. Objection, Your...Copy !req
308. Unfortunately, Maggie had been
temporarily blinded that day.Copy !req
309. - I can't see!
- Bailiff.Copy !req
310. That was my plan.
What do you got?Copy !req
311. So George Michael decided to
once and for all put an end to Surely Fünke.Copy !req
312. - I need to talk to you.
- And this is the man who inspired me.Copy !req
313. George Michael Bluth.Copy !req
314. He is the one who is responsible for
the new ramps at our school.Copy !req
315. And he will carry on my legacy
and put an end to B.S.Copy !req
316. - Surely can beat this thing.
- No more B.S. No more B.S.Copy !req
317. And Michael reunited with
Maggie, who had been kicked off the case.Copy !req
318. I really thought you were lying to me.
I am so sorry.Copy !req
319. Michael, I've been doing
this blind act thing for years. It's wacked.Copy !req
320. - Are you going to admit that you were faking it?
- I think I'm gonna go for...Copy !req
321. "I was struck by the Bible
and it restored my sight."Copy !req
322. So what about us?
We were starting to establish some trust...Copy !req
323. except for all the lies.Copy !req
324. You know, I was originally looking for
something completely uncomplicated.Copy !req
325. Yeah. Me too.
Forget it. This is so over.Copy !req
326. You know, we're saying good-bye,
and this is actually the first time...Copy !req
327. that I feel that you can really see me.Copy !req
328. Yeah.Copy !req
329. We're just two people
staring at each other...Copy !req
330. fully exposed in a court of law.Copy !req
331. justice!Copy !req
332. On the next
Arrested Development.Copy !req
333. Barry gets a sign
from God.Copy !req
334. I will obey your will.
I will lead a good life.Copy !req
335. Well, the hell
with this then!Copy !req
336. And Maggie is replaced
with a new, less generous, prosecutor.Copy !req
337. I was made to understand there were
grilled cheese sandwiches here.Copy !req