1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...
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2. and the one son who had no choice...
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3. but to keep them all together.
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4. It's Arrested Development.
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5. Michael Bluth and
his family had gathered at the courthouse...
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6. to discuss George Sr. 's upcoming trial.
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7. Do not ask me how I did it...
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8. they offered us a plea bargain.
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9. Really? There's a chance
we don't have to go to trial?
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10. Absolutely, and I say we take it...
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11. because we will never
get an offer this good again.
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12. - Wow.
- Great. What's the offer?
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13. Well, I didn't read it. I just got it yesterday.
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14. F.Y.I., I'm trying to get back
into the dating world.
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15. Hey, you're not one of those silly men
that's dressed like a woman, are you?
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16. No, baby. I'm the real thing.
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17. I don't understand how a person
can put their sex life in front of their work.
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18. He's a man, Michael. He needs a woman.
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19. Can we get back to work, folks?
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20. We've only got 24 hours to respond...
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21. and no matter what this is,
it is better than going to trial.
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22. Your father's not here. I'll speak for him.
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23. He loves it. He's crazy about the plea.
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24. He's dying to get out of that prison
and be with a woman again.
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25. In fact, George Sr. had a woman in his life...
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26. Cindi Lightballoon,
a fan of his Caged Wisdom video series...
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27. with whom he'd had fleeting physical contact.
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28. That morning however,
she had some startling news for him.
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29. I'm a mole.
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30. Well, you know,
God doesn't care how big your teeth are.
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31. Yes, you could go to a dentist.
You could... Whoo.
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32. You could grind off about... I don't know...
30%, maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn't miss it.
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33. No, no, no.
I mean, I'm an undercover government agent.
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34. I was sent here to investigate you.
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35. Up until last week,
my being in love with you was just an act.
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36. - Hmm.
- But now I want to be with you.
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37. And I know you can beat this case
they have against you.
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38. I know this for a fact.
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39. I want to fight this thing.
I can beat it. I know it for a fact.
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40. - We're taking the plea.
- Lucille, we're not taking a plea.
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41. We don't even know what the plea is yet.
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42. Is that a shot at me?
'Cause that makes me want to read it less.
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43. - You have another one of these?
- Yes, I do.
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44. - We'll both read it.
- You're going to read that?
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45. - Yeah.
- It's pretty thick.
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46. He thinks he's a lawyer
'cause he played one in 10th grade.
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47. In order to satisfy an English requirement...
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48. Michael appeared
in the drama club's production...
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49. of an original play,
The Trial of Captain Hook.
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50. ? { Singing]
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51. - I don't remember that.
- Well, you left during my solo.
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52. And I'm surprised my twin sister
can remember that...
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53. considering she was repeating
the ninth grade at the time.
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54. - I don't remember that.
- Big surprise, Mom.
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55. It's not like you ever took an interest
in our lives.
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56. Honestly, if I ever did to Maeby what you-
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57. Lindsay recalled that earlier that day...
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58. she had received a letter from the high school
about her own daughter.
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59. And so later, Lindsay and Tobias tried
a more hands-on approach to parenting.
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60. We would like you to tutor our daughter.
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61. Now, of course,
we're having a bit of a cash-flow problem...
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62. but I assure you...
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63. if you bring our little girl's grades up...
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64. I will pack your sweet pink mouth
with so much ice cream...
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65. you'll be the envy
of everyJerry and Jane on the block.
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66. We're the only house on the block.
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67. Perhaps we should get somebody else.
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68. Michael, meanwhile, had gone to the bar
across the street from the courthouse...
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69. to read the plea offer.
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70. "Not to exceed five years, but no less than three."
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71. - So what do you think?
- I don't know.
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72. I'm so mad at Barry I can't even focus.
That guy's out dating?
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73. - I mean, I'd love to be dating, but l...
- Can't relax?
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74. No. I don't have time for a relationship.
This is important.
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75. No one said anything about a relationship,
Michael.
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76. If you'd slept with more than four women,
you'd know that.
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77. - I have, Gob.
- More than five?
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78. Let's say "five".
This is a courthouse bar, Michael.
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79. These are professional, aggressive women...
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80. who are looking for nothing more
than a one-night stand.
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81. No real names, no promises.
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82. I'm not a one-night stand kind of guy.
I don't like lying to women.
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83. These are lawyers...
that's Latin for "liar."
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84. I can't believe
I'm still reading the same sentence.
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85. How can something be
"no less than three" if it exceeds six?
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86. I mean, six is still more than three, right?
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87. Yeah, and it's still more than five.
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88. - Oh! Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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89. - I'm falling all over you. { Chuckles]
- Let me move down.
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90. I'm just working on this plea.
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91. If you're pleading with me
to have a drink with you, you can stop begging.
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92. { Chuckles]
No, no. It's a...
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93. It's a plea for this case that I'm...
I'm sorry... you want a drink.
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94. Well, I didn't come here for the view.
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95. - I'll have a vodka martini.
- I'll tell him.
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96. - So, another lawyer, huh?
- Vodka martini!
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97. I'm Maggie Lizer,
as in "Maggie lies her ass off."
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98. { Laughing]
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99. One person laughed at that once,
and I don't know why I keep trying it.
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100. - No, it's good. Yeah.
- What kind of law do you practice?
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101. ?
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102. Maritime. Maritime law.
Lawyers of the sea.
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103. Oh. Submarine chaser.
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104. { Giggles]
What's your name?
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105. - Chareth.
- Chareth.
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106. Oh. So then what's your last name?
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107. - Cute story...
- Cutestory?
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108. Yes. Chareth Cutestory.
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109. - That's an interesting name.
- Is it?
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110. So here's the test that I failed.
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111. Oh, okay.
Yeah, I see the problem right away.
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112. You, uh...
You got all the answers wrong.
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113. You know you, you even got your name
wrong here. It says, "S. Fünke."
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114. Yeah, well, see, what they want you to do...
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115. is put an "S" if you're single,
an "M" if you're married.
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116. I mean, most of us are all single,
but it's a whole government thing, so...
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117. Yeah. Okay. The first thing you want to do
when you're dealing with fractions...
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118. Yeah. So I'm gonna go, okay?
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119. Yeah. So I'm gonna go, okay?
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120. So just fill in all the right answers here,
and I'll see where I went wrong.
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121. And you're getting paid for this right?
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122. There was talk of ice cream,
but not exactly on my terms.
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123. Wow! Where did you get all that?
Do you have a job or something?
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124. No, but you do.
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125. Now, look. Don't feel guilty.
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126. I don't really need tutoring anyways, okay?
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127. - Enjoy the 200 bucks.
- Oh, there... there's six 20s here.
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128. - That's right.
- Right.
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129. After an evening of drinking,
Michael, being the sensible one...
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130. offered to give Maggie a ride home.
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131. Oh-ho!
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132. The next morning, Michael was wondering...
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133. how to end his first one-night stand.
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134. - Coffee?
- Hi. Yes, please. Thank you. That's great.
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135. But you know what? I am going to have to
read that plea soon, okay? 'Cause it's a big case.
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136. But I promise later I will call...
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137. Michael struggled to follow Gob's
instruction to just walk away.
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138. I'll... I'll... I'll call, okay?
All right?
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139. - Hey. Who's this?
- Oh, that's Justice.
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140. - Hi, Justice.
- Hi, Justice. Is he as handsome as he smells?
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141. I didn't... I didn't know that you had a dog.
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142. - How else am I gonna get to work?
- You ride a dog to work?
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143. { Chuckles]
You are funny. Let me see that smile.
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144. - Well, it's tough with your hands in the way.
- { Laughing]
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145. - Say when.
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146. And suddenly, Michael recalled
some non sequiturs from the night before.
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147. So, tell me something personal
about yourself.
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148. Uh, well, I have an irreversible case
of ocular retinoblastoma.
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149. Hey. I thought we said no more law talk.
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150. I really can't see anybody right now.
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151. Oh, well, I can't see anybody ever.
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152. - I'm blind.
- I'm wasted.
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153. Michael realized that the woman
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154. and he was overcome with guilt.
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155. - When... can we go out again?
- Really?
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156. I thought you were, like,
just into this one-night stand kind of thing.
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157. Come on. I took a blind woman
home with no intention of dating her again?
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158. - Please!
- { Guffaws]
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159. George Sr. was continuing
to exploit his relationship with Cindi.
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160. What... What evidence
does the government have...
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161. on old wise George, by the way?
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162. - Oh, I hate it when you call yourself old!
- { Laughs]
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163. - You're new to me!
- Oh, that's... that's nice.
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164. Do they have a... a file or tapes?
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165. Oh, what's the use?
You're married.
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166. - Yeah. Let me ask you...
- We'll never be together.
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167. - Let me ask you a question.
- Let's just go back to what we do best.
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168. - Okay.
- Tweak me.
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169. - George!
- Lucille!
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170. Hi. Uh, this is not what it looks like.
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171. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples
through a chain-link fence.
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172. - Yep. Yeah, that's it.
- Is this why you wanted to fight this thing?
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173. So you could run off
with this great redwood of a whore?
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174. Listen to me. She is a fan of mine.
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175. She has seen everything I've done.
You understand? Everything.
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176. Well, so have I...
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177. and I'm not going to put up with it anymore.
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178. - Okay.
- You'll be hearing from Barry.
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179. All right. Hon?
Honey? Hon?
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180. - Oh, God. I'm a home-wrecker.
- Oh, no.
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181. - I never wanted to be that person.
- No, no.
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182. No. No, Cindi, it's... Cindi?
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183. Michael came home upset that
his one-night stand wasn't over.
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184. You should have stayed with me last night.
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185. You could have seen me
get some major action from a major blonde...
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186. who just majored in marine biology,
if you know what I mean.
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187. I don't know what you mean.
I can't imagine what that means.
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188. - I actually had a pretty interesting night myself.
- Really?
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189. - What'd you do, read the plea?
- No, I didn't have a chance to.
I went home with someone.
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190. - What's wrong with her?
- Nothing's wrong with her.
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191. - She's blind.
- Are you serious?
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192. I didn't know at the time. And now
I've got to take her and her dog to the park.
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193. You've got work to do.
You've got to read that plea.
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194. I know. That's what I was trying to do last night
when you put me up to all this.
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195. - No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
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196. I told you to walk away.
I told you to give a fake name.
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197. I did. Thanks very much.
I'm Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer.
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198. - It was airtight.
- Boy, you had to work hard
to bag this blind girl, huh?
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199. - I certainly can't take advantage of her now,
knowing what I know.
- What? No.
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200. Michael, you can! Don't you...
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201. You've just won the gold medal
at the sexual Special Olympics!
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202. She can't ever find you again.
Don't you see that you're so lucky?
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203. - God! How do you not s...
- What's the matter with you?
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204. - Didn't you "bag" some woman
you're never going to see again?
- Well, I screwed up.
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205. I broke a couple of my own rules last night.
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207. and we got married and I just...
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208. - What?
- Well, she was a darer.
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209. She's one of those girls
who just dares you to do things.
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210. - You married her?
- I needed a dare!
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of escalating challenges.
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213. Unfortunately, the evening was draining...
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214. and the one thing they never dared each other
to do was consummate the marriage.
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215. Well, guess it's time to seal the deal.
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216. Oh, wait! What time is it?
Oh, God! "Seal the deal."
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217. My seal deal! I gotta get to Sea Land.
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218. I'm selling five of their sickest seals
to a third-world zoo.
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219. - Did you say seals?
- Yes! I told you four hours ago, I sell seals!
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220. God! Do you ever listen to what I say?
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221. I'm sorry I don't memorize every word
that comes out of your mouth.
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222. Sometimes I just like to think...
think my thoughts.
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223. We'll talk about this when I get home.
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224. It was hot.
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225. Boy, the lengths you'll go
to sleep with a woman.
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226. Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping.
I had sex last night.
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227. - But he really didn't.
- Yes, I did.
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228. And later, Michael arrived for his date.
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229. - Hey!
- I'm so sorry that I'm late.
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230. - I thought I smelled you coming.
- Mm. Yeah, here I am.
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231. I thought so. Did you smell him?
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232. - Did you smell the handsome man, Justice?
- "Handsome."
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233. - You don't have any evidence of handsome.
- Well, that's true.
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235. - Mmm.
- That feels handsomey. { Chuckles]
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236. - Mmm.
- That feels handsomey. { Chuckles]
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237. So you didn't get a case of'I just had
a one-night stand with a blind girl"-itus?
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238. No, of course not.
One-night stand? Please!
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239. This is our second date now.
And I wanna see...
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241. if it's a one-night stand, I'm not very good at it.
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242. But now, listen, aren't you busy with the trial?
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243. Um, yes, of course. I'm very, very busy.
But not too busy for you.
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244. Not too busy for a little walk right now maybe.
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245. I'll be your Seeing Eye dog.
What do you think?
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246. - Okay?
- Oh. Should we leaveJustice here?
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247. Um, yes. He'll be fine, won't you, boy? Huh?
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248. Justice, stay.! Stay.!
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249. Describe this to me, Chareth.
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250. Describe to me how beautiful the park is.
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251. Oh, I wish you could see it. It's just beautiful.
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252. There's an elderly couple walking hand in hand.
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253. - They're having a wonderful time.
- Yeah?
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254. "Already served, not to exceed six years
but no less than three..."
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255. Uh, three years is what I give them...
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256. and then one of them dies
and the other one is not too far behind.
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257. I can smell right through you, Chareth.
You're reading.
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258. Leash your dog,
you... { Beeps]
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259. - Uh, yes.
- { Chuckles] Yeah.
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260. And George Sr. was working
on a roadside beautification effort...
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261. brokered by Warden Stefan Gentles.
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262. - Inmate Bluth.
- Yes, sir?
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263. I want you to know that last night...
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264. I watched a very impressive videotape
of the title Caged Wisdom.
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265. I was struck by the dual life
of the spiritual man.
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266. And I did very much enjoy the blooper bonus
footage at the end. { Laughs]
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267. Well, you know, I almost did strangle myself
on my own prayer shawl.
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268. A self-choking for the ages.
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269. - There's a Shasta can there
you seemed to have missed.
- Okay.
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270. - Moments later, Cindi arrived.
- Thank you, Warden.
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274. - Yes.
- About our future.
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- And I know for a fact we can have one.
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277. You keep talking about a fact?
You keep saying, "I know for a fact."
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278. - What fact?
- Faith.
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280. - Faith is not a fact!
- Oh, yes, it is.
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281. You said so yourself in Caged Wisdom.
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282. George Sr. had said "Faith is a fact."
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283. Unfortunately, it was in the Caged Wisdom
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284. Faith is a fact.
No. Faith is a facet.
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285. I almost said faith is a fact.
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286. I am going to trial because you don't
understand what a blooper reel is? Guard!
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287. Back at the high school,
George Michael ran into Maeby.
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288. I got an "A."
Check it out.
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289. Great job. Take some more money.
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290. Look. I gotta go.
I'm going to this fund-raiser for a sick girl, okay?
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291. This rang false to George Michael...
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292. who knew that fund-raisers,
a passion ofher mother's...
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293. were something that Maeby would avoid.
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294. And later, at the courthouse...
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295. - Good afternoon.
- Thank God.
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We've got minutes here, not hours.
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297. I did read it. Most of it. Um, I definitely...
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the first part of this first, uh, section.
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299. - Uh, no. Did not read it.
- Oh, come on, Michael.
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300. How many times are you going to screw up...
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301. before the rest of this family
sees you for the screwup you are?
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302. I'm not the lawyer. All right?
Why didn't you read it?
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303. Excuse me.
I got busy with my other clients.
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304. - What other clients?
- He doesn't know about the divorce?
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305. - It's an annulment.
- Oh, I looked into that too.
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306. You can only get an annulment
if you haven't consummated the marriage first.
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307. Well, I guess I'll just stay married then...
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308. because we all know
that I closed that deal, right?
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309. But he really didn't.
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310. - He was talking about my divorce.
- Your what?
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311. You and Dad are getting divorced?
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312. Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
No one is fighting over you.
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313. And don't worry about Barry reading the plea.
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314. We'll let your father rot in prison.
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315. Take the plea. We're taking the plea!
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316. We're going to trial, you're going to lose,
and you're going to stay in there.
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317. - That's enough, Mom.
- For him? Nothing's enough.
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318. You'd think a man locked up in prison
would be able to abstain.
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319. Your father, with his disgusting tweaking!
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320. I couldn't breast-feed any of you kids
because of that man!
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321. - Aww!
- Shh.
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322. They still look fabulous.
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323. Lucille, for God's sakes. She was an informant.
She was working for the government.
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324. The only thing I was pumping her
for was information, honey.
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325. An informant. Dad, are you crazy?
You're gonna blow this whole case.
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326. It's blown. It's over. It's dead.
Take the plea. Get me out there.
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327. Lets take the plea, okay?
Look. It's so nice and thick.
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328. Oh, George, I should have never doubted you.
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329. Even when you slept with my sister,
it was for a good reason.
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330. Got her to stop drinking, didn't it?
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331. All right, listen.
This is all getting a little crazy.
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332. We cannot accept their conditions
if we don't know what their conditions are.
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333. Do you wanna read it?
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334. Uh, no. It is thick. Why don't we just take it?
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335. - I could kiss you on the... { Beeps]
- Well, let's... What?
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336. And so the family gathered in the courtroom...
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337. to announce their decision.
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338. All rise. The court is now in session.
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339. The Honorable Lionel Ping presiding.
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340. Oh, we've got Ping again.
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341. Please be seated.
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342. The prosecution has offered a plea?
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343. - We have, Your Honor.
- We've got Lizer.
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344. Yes, Maggie was the most feared
prosecutor in all of Orange County.
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345. And, therefore, I would like to
bring your attention to Exhibit A.
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346. Not because she was
a particularly adept lawyer...
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347. but because she won the sympathy
not only of the jury and the judge...
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348. And was that man in the room, not you, Doctor?
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350. I... I was in that room.
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351. Is the defense ready to respond?
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352. - What are you hiding from?
- { Whispering] You've got to call this off.
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353. You gotta get more time.
Get more time. She can smell me.
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354. She smells everything.
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355. - Objection!
- What?
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356. We haven't read it.
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357. - It's very long, Your Honor.
- { Whispers] Sit down!
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358. We haven't read it. We're gonna get to it.
I'm gonna start right now.
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359. That's the blind chick you slept with?
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360. That's the blind chick you slept with?
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361. Michael, you're in bed with the prosecution?
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362. It's genius.
You can get all the information we need.
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363. Wait a minute. How do we know it's not a trap?
Maybe she's setting you up.
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364. It's not a setup, okay? She gave me her real name.
She said that she was a lawyer.
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365. I'm the one that lied to her.
I gotta go talk to her.
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366. - No!
- No, Michael! You can save this family.
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367. Please! Do the right thing here.
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368. String this blind girl along so that
Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.
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369. The solution to all our problems is staring you
right in the face and it can't even see you.
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370. - I gotta go talk to her.
- { Sighs]
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371. Yeah, I better get back to the wife.
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372. I think I'm going to take a scenic drive down
to the City of Industry.
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373. And George Michael went to the fund-raiser...
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374. for the sick student Maeby had mentioned...
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375. but was surprised not to see Maeby there.
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376. We have been blessed to have in our midst a
child who has shown us the meaning of courage.
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377. Now let's show her the meaning of charity.
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378. Please welcome...
Surely Fünke!
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379. And that's when George Michael realized...
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380. Maeby had been making money
by pretending to be two twin girls...
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381. Maeby?
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382. - one of whom was ill.
- { Coughing]
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383. Somebody get her a cupcake!
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384. And Michael went to Maggie's
determined to tell the truth.
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385. What a surprise. Come on in.
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386. - Hey, I'm in. Hello. Sorry.
- Oh. Hey.
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387. - I thought you were going to be my reader.
- Yeah? Oh, you're working?
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388. Yeah, I got a break.
I wasn't prepared, thanks to you.
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389. - Mm.
- { Chuckles]
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390. What about you? Don't tell me
another pirate is still roaming the high seas.
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391. { Laughs]
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392. Uh, hey. You know, let's make a deal.
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393. You don't have to do this anymore,
cause I'm gonna start laughing out loud.
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394. - Okay. That's gonna help me so much.
- All right. Let's go sit down.
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395. - So, uh, Maggie. { Clears Throat]
- Yeah?
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396. I am not trying a case.
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397. - That's fantastic! They settled. Great.
- Well...
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398. Listen, I know I shouldn't do this, but...
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399. but I am so behind,
and I really do feel as if I can trust you.
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400. Yeah? What is this?
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401. Well, you ought to know. You can see.
{ Laughs]
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402. { Contrived Laughter]
Maggie!
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403. - What is it? Seriously.
- Well, basically...
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404. it's an overview of the government's case
against the Bluth family.
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405. It's a summary of absolutely everything we've got.
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406. And you're just going to give it to me?
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407. You're a lawyer. What do you think?
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408. Do we have a case?
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409. { Mouthing Words]
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410. On the next
Arrested Development.
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411. Maeby attempts
to deposit her check.
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412. - Gob adapts to married life.
- Unbelievable!
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413. The seal deal fell through. Three
of the seals died on their way to Chad.
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414. How am I ever gonna find
a maritime lawyer?
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415. - I'm sorry, did you say "seals"?
- Yes!
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416. I trade trained
seals for a living.
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417. - Do you ever listen?
- Do you ever stop talking?
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418. Tobias is sent to break into
Maggie's house to steal evidence.
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419. Only to discover
that she's not blind.
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