1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Michael had begun to work weekends.Copy !req
6. Unfortunately, this interfered
with the Saturday morning bike ride...Copy !req
7. he usually took with his son.Copy !req
8. So this isn't bad, right?
just like a normal Saturday.Copy !req
9. You don't have to drive so slow.
I can ride my bike by myself.Copy !req
10. This actually doesn't
go any faster.Copy !req
11. I mean, I know you have a lot of work, you know?Copy !req
12. It still doesn't mean
I can't hang out with my...Copy !req
13. Hang on one second.
This is Michael.Copy !req
14. Mom, I'm expecting
a very important phone...Copy !req
15. For God's sakes!
I'll be right there.Copy !req
16. Dad. Dad!Copy !req
17. Nice instincts, son.
Good reflexes.Copy !req
18. Back at the model home, Lindsay
awoke late to find her husband missing.Copy !req
19. Maeby? Michael? Tobias?Copy !req
20. - Work?
- Tobias had recently...Copy !req
21. been cast in a movie,
playing the role of a frightened inmate.Copy !req
22. I ain't going to squeal, man.Copy !req
23. I ain't going to...
Oh, I'm not frightened! God!Copy !req
24. Lindsay, say something
to scare me.Copy !req
25. me.Copy !req
26. Nope. Nothing.
Thanks for trying though.Copy !req
27. You know what I ought to do?Copy !req
28. I ought to check myself
into a men's penal colony.Copy !req
29. Perhaps your father
could get me in.Copy !req
30. Well, if he can go to work,
so can I.Copy !req
31. Lucille, meanwhile,
was growing closer...Copy !req
32. to her recently adopted Korean son,
whom she called Annyong.Copy !req
33. - Much better, Annyong.
- Which isn't a name...Copy !req
34. - Annyong.
- but the Korean word for "hello'.Copy !req
35. And I guess I can
comb my own hair.Copy !req
36. Oh, please.
He's a little boy...Copy !req
37. and since he's going to go off
and work for 10 hours...Copy !req
38. I want him to look nice.Copy !req
39. - Thank you, Lupe.
- You got a job, Annyong?Copy !req
40. - Annyong. Annyong.
- Annyong.Copy !req
41. At the banana stand.
Oh, his work ethic is unbelievable...Copy !req
42. unlike some sons I know.Copy !req
43. I'm a scholar.
I enjoy scholarly pursuits.Copy !req
44. Suddenly playing with yourself
is a scholarly pursuit.Copy !req
45. Hey, Lupe.Copy !req
46. - What's wrong with Lupe?
- Oh, she's upset...Copy !req
47. because I told her
she couldn't take the day off.Copy !req
48. There's a family reunion
in Catalina.Copy !req
49. Catalina? We're not going
to Catalina, are we?Copy !req
50. Buster had an unfortunate
encounter in a photo booth...Copy !req
51. on the wildlife-populated island of Catalina.Copy !req
52. No, Lupe is.
You see, for her...Copy !req
53. a family reunion might actually
be a pleasant experience.Copy !req
54. They've got a bus,
and they want to use the parking lot...Copy !req
55. to this building as a meeting place.Copy !req
56. I mean, for God's sake,
it's not a hardware store.Copy !req
57. We can't have them hanging around like
freeloaders, looking for an easy buck.Copy !req
58. What's the emergency, Mom?Copy !req
59. - I need money.
- I don't have time for this, okay?Copy !req
60. I don't even get to see my own son.
I'm going to work now.Copy !req
61. And while you're there,
find out from your assistant, Kitty...Copy !req
62. why she didn't send my paycheck.Copy !req
63. You get a paycheck
from the Bluth Company?Copy !req
64. It's important to the company that
I keep up the image of my lifestyle.Copy !req
65. Illusion, Mom.
And I'm the president of that company.Copy !req
66. I believe I'm the one that asked you
to start shopping at Quantity Plus.Copy !req
67. They made me apply
for a membership card.Copy !req
68. - It was humiliating.
- I'll see what I can do for you.Copy !req
69. Now that I know I'm the one
that pays Lupe...Copy !req
70. I'm giving her
the day off, okay?Copy !req
71. Lupe, did you hear that?
Tell your bus driver...Copy !req
72. that he can pick up your family
at the Bluth Company parking lot.Copy !req
73. - Oh, thank you, Michael.
- My hero.Copy !req
74. Anyway, you enjoy
that paycheck when you get it.Copy !req
75. It will be the last one
I ever send here.Copy !req
76. Does that mean I have to go to your office
to get mine, too, or how's that work?Copy !req
77. You gotta be kidding me.
All right. You know what, Buster?Copy !req
78. Bob, in the copy room...
he quit today.Copy !req
79. If you want your money,
you're gonna have to work for it.Copy !req
80. Okay. I accept.
I'll take that job.Copy !req
81. I will work in the copy room.Copy !req
82. I wouldn't go in there
without knocking, Michael.Copy !req
83. Now, I know we've been
putting in a lot of hours...Copy !req
84. but we've got to keep our
heads down and power through...Copy !req
85. you know, and... and sacrifice.Copy !req
86. Don't mind me.Copy !req
87. I'm just here to pick up
my paycheck and get out of here.Copy !req
88. Guys, go ahead
and take a three.Copy !req
89. Lindsay, how can you just come in here
and ask me for a paycheck?Copy !req
90. Well, I usually ask Kitty,
uh, but she's not around...Copy !req
91. and you're the only one here
I've ever seen before.Copy !req
92. - How long has this been going on?
- Dad hired me out of college.Copy !req
93. - You quit college.
- Yeah, well, I had a job. What was the point?Copy !req
94. You have a job now.
Since Kitty's gone...Copy !req
95. you can earn your check
by answering the phones.Copy !req
96. Michael, it's Friday.
Everybody coasts on Friday.Copy !req
97. - It's actually Saturday.
- Finally. I'm out of here.Copy !req
98. - I'll see you Tuesday.
- I'm serious, Lindsay.Copy !req
99. - This is why your employees hate you.
- They're actually fond of me.Copy !req
100. Okay, guys, back to the staff meeting.Copy !req
101. - Uh, Lindsay. Hello. The phones.
- Well, you said "staff."Copy !req
102. The zoning committee
feels that we're...Copy !req
103. trying to squeeze too many units
onto a lot this size...Copy !req
104. and we need to if we want
to make a profit.Copy !req
105. So how do we fit
these units on there?Copy !req
106. Are these fluorescent lights
bothering anybody else besides me?Copy !req
107. That's not what I want to deal with today.Copy !req
108. You and I have different
management styles.Copy !req
109. I believe work should be fun,
and you try to crush people's spirits.Copy !req
110. What's next, Michael?
Are you going to make dancing illegal?Copy !req
111. Is this the tiny town from Footloose?Copy !req
112. Good point.Copy !req
113. Can you go to your desk, please?
Be like Buster.Copy !req
114. He's been in the copy room.
I haven't seen him all day.Copy !req
115. In fact, Buster had grown anxious...Copy !req
116. - in the confined space of the copy room.
- Bob?Copy !req
117. Bob?Copy !req
118. - Bob?
- Bob?Copy !req
119. Bob?Copy !req
120. I need a different job.Copy !req
121. I'm having real trouble
in a confined indoor space.Copy !req
122. - Oh. Hey, coworker.
- How do you feel about working outdoors?Copy !req
123. Uh, what else do you have?Copy !req
124. At the banana stand,
George Michael was also working.Copy !req
125. I thought your dad
worked last weekend.Copy !req
126. No, last week he had to finish
planning the new subdivision.Copy !req
127. Oh. So did he finish it?Copy !req
128. No. Hey, are you trying
to make me feel bad?Copy !req
129. - Yeah, I guess. Sorry.
- Yeah.Copy !req
130. - I'm just bored.
- That's okay.Copy !req
131. I guess he just likes work
more than he likes you.Copy !req
132. Tobias went to the prison
in preparation for his own work.Copy !req
133. I have a letter of introduction
here from Carl Weathers.Copy !req
134. Fortunately, the new warden
was an appreciator of the arts.Copy !req
135. It would be an honor to have you
research in this institution.Copy !req
136. Oh.Copy !req
137. And, if I may...Copy !req
138. I have this script
I'd love to get to Carl.Copy !req
139. - Okay.
- The warden could easily be black.Copy !req
140. - Oh! Yes.
- Okay.Copy !req
141. Lets see, now.Copy !req
142. 187 won't be free
till Tuesday... at midnight.Copy !req
143. And I can't put you into 212,
because there's already another actor...Copy !req
144. researching a role in there...
Steve Buscemi.Copy !req
145. Oh! Re...Copy !req
146. Well, l... I would like to bunk
with my father-in-law.Copy !req
147. Okay.Copy !req
148. Let's get you into wardrobe.Copy !req
149. Wow! Prison!Copy !req
150. Meanwhile, Michael and Buster
had arrived at the construction site...Copy !req
151. and Buster was actually
starting to enjoy himself.Copy !req
152. Michael, I'm reinforcing
the header!Copy !req
153. That's great, buddy.Copy !req
154. Listen, I know that we're
behind on the payroll...Copy !req
155. but as soon the zoning committee
gives me their approval...Copy !req
156. I know the bank's gonna release the money.Copy !req
157. Right now, I'm just asking everyone
to power through, sacrifice.Copy !req
158. I'll try, but these guys have been
working too hard not to get paid.Copy !req
159. I'll get on it. But until then,
I got Buster here to help.Copy !req
160. That's another guy.Copy !req
161. Michael.Copy !req
162. Michael.Copy !req
163. Michael.Copy !req
164. - How did you know I was here?
- I called the office.Copy !req
165. You know, that Kitty is starting
to sound pretty damn sexy to me.Copy !req
166. - Maybe I oughta...
- That was Lindsay.Copy !req
167. - Anyway...
- Yeah.Copy !req
168. - What's Busty doing here?
- Michael got me the job.Copy !req
169. How did you get him
to do construction work?Copy !req
170. The guy's like the world's
biggest chicken.Copy !req
171. - I'm not a chicken.
- Yeah, he's not a chicken.Copy !req
172. He just doesn't like
confined spaces, that's all.Copy !req
173. - I thought it was open spaces.
- No, it's both. But I love it here.Copy !req
174. And the language
these guys use... rough!Copy !req
175. One of the guys told me to take my head
out of my bottom and get back to work.Copy !req
176. My bottom!Copy !req
177. What do you want?
You want your paycheck?Copy !req
178. I usually get cash
under the table.Copy !req
179. - But if you made it out to cash...
- I got bad news for you, Gob.Copy !req
180. Hey, pick up the pace, douche bag!Copy !req
181. - Michael!
- You too, candy ass!Copy !req
182. "Candy ass."Copy !req
183. With Michael gone,
Lindsay was taking over.Copy !req
184. Thanks, fellas.Copy !req
185. We, uh, finished the proposal,
and we're gonna order some pizza.Copy !req
186. Um, we were wondering if we could have
two toppings on account it's Saturday.Copy !req
187. Well, he's not here,
and since I'm in charge...Copy !req
188. I'm taking you all out to lunch...
the whole staff.Copy !req
189. - We have to go to lunch!
- We have to go to lunch, you guys.Copy !req
190. Come on.
Lets go to lunch.Copy !req
191. - What happened to the lights?
- Isn't this better?Copy !req
192. Doesn't this just wanna
make you curl up and forget about the world?Copy !req
193. Lindsay, we need the light
so that people...Copy !req
194. - Where are these people going?
- I'm taking them out to lunch.Copy !req
195. Did you reserve a restaurant?Copy !req
196. - Are they taking their own cars?
- They'll figure something out.Copy !req
197. No, they won't.
You don't have a plan?Copy !req
198. I told you, these people are sheep.Copy !req
199. All right? They'll wander off,
and you'll lose the sheep.Copy !req
200. - You've lost the sheep.
- Oh, they'll be fine.Copy !req
201. In the parking lot,
the employees boarded the bus...Copy !req
202. Lupe had rented
for her family reunion...Copy !req
203. thinking Lindsay had reserved it
to take them to lunch.Copy !req
204. Well, I need this proposal. I don't know
how they can walk off and just...Copy !req
205. It's right here, Michael.
You weren't here...Copy !req
206. and everything got done
while I was in charge.Copy !req
207. - See? Not so hard, what you do.
- You just got lucky this once.Copy !req
208. You really think I could leave here
and everything would be fine?Copy !req
209. I think everything
would be fine but you.Copy !req
210. I don't think
you can leave.Copy !req
211. If I didn't have that phone call
from the zoning committee...Copy !req
212. You'd have no reason to live.
I'll have it forwarded to your cell.Copy !req
213. Great. I'll leave.
Not a problem.Copy !req
214. I, uh, can spend some time with my son.
So, you're in charge.Copy !req
215. - Try not to bring the whole company down.
- Like that's even possible.Copy !req
216. So the employees
headed off to Catalina...Copy !req
217. providing the surveillance team
that had installed the lighting...Copy !req
218. with the opportunity
they needed.Copy !req
219. - The place is empty.
- All right. Let's get in there
and bring this company down.Copy !req
220. At prison, George Sr.
was making converts to his new way of life.Copy !req
221. You won't regret this,
LittleJustice.Copy !req
222. Uh, okay, what say from now on
we call you David Ben-Avram?Copy !req
223. What are you doing
to my guy here?Copy !req
224. Nothing. I'm just merely
providing him with options.Copy !req
225. This yarmulke will protect you,
David Ben-Avram.Copy !req
226. Pipe!Copy !req
227. I've got worse planned for you
if you keep trying to convert my team.Copy !req
228. Hold it. Hold it, now. Wait.
Now, I'm doing no such thing.Copy !req
229. Both of our religions
have a lot to offer.Copy !req
230. There's theJewish notion of heaven and that...
that it can be attained here on Earth...Copy !req
231. and there is your belief in
the cleansing power of the pipe.Copy !req
232. No more teaching from you.Copy !req
233. No teaching. No teaching.Copy !req
234. It was at
that moment that George Sr...Copy !req
235. - reunited with his son-in-law.
- Father.Copy !req
236. Tobias, what the hell
are you doing here?Copy !req
237. I'm here to study with you,
to learn from you.Copy !req
238. - Teach me.
- There's no teaching.Copy !req
239. - There's no teaching.
- Who is this little...Copy !req
240. It's been quite awhile
since anybody called me a tyke...Copy !req
241. but, no, I am Dr. Tobias Fünke.Copy !req
242. Or, with your help,
Frightened Inmate #2.Copy !req
243. And who is this
shiny building of a man?Copy !req
244. - Oh, I'm very scared right now.
- Oh, we're starting.Copy !req
245. Oh, yes. Let me get
something to write with.Copy !req
246. Back at the banana stand,
Annyong had arrived.Copy !req
247. It looks like we're gonna have
to restock on nuts tonight, all right?Copy !req
248. Now, listen, I know that that's
nobody's favorite Saturday night...Copy !req
249. but if we just power through and keep
our heads down, we might be able to...Copy !req
250. - Annyong and I are fine here.
I mean, you don't have to...
- Annyong.Copy !req
251. You don't have to worry so much.Copy !req
252. I mean, obviously, your dad
doesn't want to spend time with you...Copy !req
253. but, you know,
go to the beach or whatever.Copy !req
254. - He's just not around, okay?
- He no have father?Copy !req
255. Older lady adopt him too?Copy !req
256. No, he have father.
Father no love him.Copy !req
257. No, he love me... loves me.
He loves me.Copy !req
258. So, all right.
Maybe I will take a little time off...Copy !req
259. and go to the beach or something.Copy !req
260. I went to beach once. Next thing
I know, I'm in crate next to pig.Copy !req
261. Instead, George Michael
had decided to leave...Copy !req
262. for his father's office
and have lunch with him.Copy !req
263. Meanwhile, the white collar
Bluth Company employees...Copy !req
264. had made it through
the first leg of theirjourney...Copy !req
265. and were about to embark on the second.Copy !req
266. And Lucille,
taking Michael's advice...Copy !req
267. returned home from Quantity Plus
with a problem.Copy !req
268. Lupe! Buster?Copy !req
269. Annyong? Hello?Copy !req
270. With Lupe gone and the rest
ofher family working for once...Copy !req
271. Lucille realized
she missed them.Copy !req
272. Well, now, who the hell
is gonna unload the car?Copy !req
273. Hola. Is Rosa still alive?Copy !req
274. No? Hmm.Copy !req
275. Okay. This is not my day.Copy !req
276. Michael, meanwhile,
stopped by to say hello to his son...Copy !req
277. and found out he had
gone to the beach.Copy !req
278. So Michael went
to find George Michael...Copy !req
279. and also try to figure out
a solution for his space problem.Copy !req
280. And then he decided that perhaps he,
too, should try a little relaxation.Copy !req
281. Back at the construction site,
Gob was also ready to take the afternoon off.Copy !req
282. Screw this!
I have my pride.Copy !req
283. I don't care how much
they're paying me.Copy !req
284. You got paid? I thought
we were all making sacrifices.Copy !req
285. Yeah, well, maybe it's time for some of
those big shots at the Bluth Company...Copy !req
286. to start making some sacrifices.Copy !req
287. I say we shut down construction!Copy !req
288. Hey. Hey, what's happening?
Why are we stopping?Copy !req
289. This is fun!
We should do this just for the fun.Copy !req
290. Easy for him to say.
He got his paycheck too.Copy !req
291. - Unbelievable.
- That's not right.Copy !req
292. Come on, you douche bags.
We're all on the same team!Copy !req
293. Don't listen to him.
He'll never stand up to the man.Copy !req
294. He's a chicken. A chicken.Copy !req
295. My whole life you've called me
a chicken, but that's over now.Copy !req
296. I have nothing to prove.Copy !req
297. That is not how a chicken sounds.
Chickens don't clap!Copy !req
298. - Chickens don't clap!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
299. That is not how we settle things on a site.Copy !req
300. We got our own way of
finding out who's a chicken...Copy !req
301. by a little game
we like to call... "chicken."Copy !req
302. I hope you're
up to this, Buster.Copy !req
303. This is a game of courage,
a game for men.Copy !req
304. Yeah, well, it's a game
I'm ready for!Copy !req
305. - Uh-oh. My seat doesn't have a cushion.
- Ready? Go!Copy !req
306. Yeah, I'm definitely
gonna need a cushion.Copy !req
307. As the Bluths squared off, Lindsay dealt
with the news of the work stoppage.Copy !req
308. This wasn't my fault.Copy !req
309. - I thought you were Michael.
- So wait. My Dad's not here?Copy !req
310. Nope. He went out for lunch to have fun.
But everything's fine.Copy !req
311. I mean, if he asks, everything's fine.
My style works.Copy !req
312. This place is humming along.Copy !req
313. So wait. My Dad said that
he was waiting for a call.Copy !req
314. - That he had to stay here.
- Oh, no, he can get that call anywhere.Copy !req
315. - I just have to forward it to him.
- Huh.Copy !req
316. Hey, would you mind running
things for a little while?Copy !req
317. - I'm... I'm not really...
- It's not hard.Copy !req
318. So Lindsay headed off to deal...Copy !req
319. with the work stoppage
problem at the site.Copy !req
320. Lindsay knew Michael would be furious...Copy !req
321. ifhe found out
the building had stopped...Copy !req
322. so she had to find a way to start it...Copy !req
323. and that's when
she saw Lupe's family.Copy !req
324. Hey, who's ready
to have some fun?Copy !req
325. Uh...Copy !req
326. Meanwhile, Michael continued
his relaxation at the beach.Copy !req
327. Okay, these units
aren't too close together.Copy !req
328. We can get away with this,
right, people?Copy !req
329. All right. Just speed it up. Come on.
Keep your heads down. Power through.Copy !req
330. Oh, no. Where is...
Where's my phone?Copy !req
331. I used it
to dig the "B" unit.Copy !req
332. - You what?
- I'll get it.Copy !req
333. No, no. You're gonna ruin it!
What am I doing?Copy !req
334. - Hello.
- Hi, Dad.Copy !req
335. - Hey, George Michael, where are you?
- I'm at the office.Copy !req
336. Lindsay put me in charge here
'cause there was nobody here...Copy !req
337. and she had to go to
the construction site...Copy !req
338. 'cause the workers stopped working.Copy !req
339. Great. Now we're never gonna finish phase
three, and everything's gonna fall apart.Copy !req
340. This whole thing is gonna cave in, and
we're gonna be left with a bunch of...Copy !req
341. Great. Now my sand castle
has a giant pool in it.Copy !req
342. That's when Michael saw
the solution to his space problem.Copy !req
343. I gotta go, buddy.Copy !req
344. He's making a sand castle?Copy !req
345. George Michael noticed something too.Copy !req
346. He knew his father
had always loved him...Copy !req
347. but at this moment, he was actually
holding the proof in his hands.Copy !req
348. Unfortunately, it was at this moment...Copy !req
349. that the investigators went into action.Copy !req
350. - There's the kid.
- Our cover's blown. Get out.Copy !req
351. - I've got a clean shot over here.
- No!Copy !req
352. Get the proof.
He's got the evidence file.Copy !req
353. Come on. Come on.
I told you to find a stud. Go!Copy !req
354. Back at the construction site, Buster...Copy !req
355. and Gob's showdown was
reaching a dramatic conclusion.Copy !req
356. Wow. Who won?Copy !req
357. And for the first time,
Gob saw his brother as a man.Copy !req
358. Let's get back to work, guys.Copy !req
359. And Lindsay arrived...Copy !req
360. suddenly trying
a new management style.Copy !req
361. - What's this now?
- Okay.Copy !req
362. So you guys
don't wanna work? Fine.Copy !req
363. I've got a stair car full of Mexican
laborers that would love a day's work.Copy !req
364. "Laborers"? I'm a professor
of American Studies...Copy !req
365. at the University
of Mexico City.Copy !req
366. I took a dance class there.Copy !req
367. I thought you were taking us to Catalina.
What happened to Catalina?Copy !req
368. - You'd bring in scabs, just like that?
- Watch me. Go to work!Copy !req
369. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're shutting it down.Copy !req
370. - Michael, I've solved this.
- No, it's not you.Copy !req
371. It's me. It's wrong.
The plan is wrong.Copy !req
372. We gotta get rid of
the individual swimming pools...Copy !req
373. and put in a great big
communal one right in the center.Copy !req
374. Lindsay, you were right. We've all
been working a little bit too hard.Copy !req
375. You can't manage by threatening
and pushing people...Copy !req
376. and sometimes you have to
reward hard work.Copy !req
377. Maybe reward it with a party.Copy !req
378. Right. I didn't mean tonight.
just some time in the future...Copy !req
379. when we have some
extra food and liquor.Copy !req
380. Lupe!Copy !req
381. Lupe, I need help
with the groceries!Copy !req
382. How about just liquor?Copy !req
383. And the two Bluth men finally did relax.Copy !req
384. Thanks for coming out. I've been dying
to get some time with you. I really have.Copy !req
385. That's okay. I know how much
you care about me.Copy !req
386. Unfortunately, so does
the federal government.Copy !req
387. - Want more punch?
- Sure.Copy !req
388. Wait. The feds?Copy !req
389. On the next
Arrested Development.Copy !req
390. Tobias gets an insight
into fear.Copy !req
391. Well, let's discuss
this bunking situation.Copy !req
392. You'll be sleeping
under me for a while.Copy !req
393. I sold you for a pack
of cigarettes.Copy !req
394. And the employees
find a new direction.Copy !req
395. Whoa! Whoa! What are you folks
doin' on this part of the mountain?Copy !req
396. - We're lost.
- Well, I can give you a ride back into town.Copy !req
397. Come on. Let's go. Buck, Banjo,
get on up here. Come on, boy.Copy !req
398. There you go.Copy !req