1. Now the story of
a wealthy family who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son who had no choice
but to keep them all together.Copy !req
3. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
4. Michael was sharing his bed
for the first time in years.Copy !req
5. Unfortunately, it was with
his younger brother, Buster.Copy !req
6. Buster.
Buster.Copy !req
7. Hey-Hey.
Whoa, whoa. Buster!Copy !req
8. Hey, Brother.Copy !req
9. I don't think us sleeping together
is working out.Copy !req
10. You're a grown man.
You should be living with your mother.Copy !req
11. - Yeah, I miss Mom.
- I can tell.Copy !req
12. - Hey, good morning. What are you doing?
- It's my ethics essay.Copy !req
13. I'm supposed to write 200 words
on the morality of war...Copy !req
14. whether a preemptive strike
is ever justified.Copy !req
15. Absolutely. It's preemptive, you know,
happens before something else. So...Copy !req
16. if you can predict aggression
and you wanna squash it...Copy !req
17. I don't know why you're not typing?
This is all good.Copy !req
18. I'm not sure if my ethics teacher
would love if I cheated on my essay.Copy !req
19. Well, you just passed my ethics test.Copy !req
20. In fact, George Michael
had developed a hopeless crush...Copy !req
21. on his ethics teacher,
a woman named Beth Baerly.Copy !req
22. Even minor crimes are punishable...Copy !req
23. by brutally chopping off
the offender's hand.Copy !req
24. Mmm. No ring.Copy !req
25. - Can't wait to meet her
at Parent-Teacher Night.
- Oh yeah. Dad, hey, Dad...Copy !req
26. - try to remember everything
she says about me, all right?
- Okay.Copy !req
27. Michael.Copy !req
28. I need you to do something
about my son.Copy !req
29. I totally agree, Mom. Buster
goes home, we flip the mattress...Copy !req
30. - this never happened.
- Not Buster. Read this.Copy !req
31. Did you and Dad adopt a child?Copy !req
32. The S.E.C. was onto us.Copy !req
33. Your father thought it would
make us look charitable.Copy !req
34. He must have forged my signature.Copy !req
35. Well, maybe I'll get a son who will...Copy !req
36. finish his cottage cheese!Copy !req
37. You've got to get me out of this.Copy !req
38. I'll call Social Services,
but you must take Buster back.Copy !req
39. - Okay.
- Great.Copy !req
40. But I'm not taking care
of him either.Copy !req
41. I don't have the milk
of mother's kindness in me anymore.Copy !req
42. Yeah, that udder's been dry
for a while now, hasn't it?Copy !req
43. Kind of?Copy !req
44. - Hello.
- Michael.Copy !req
45. I've got
a couple of girls here.Copy !req
46. A couple of fun girls...Copy !req
47. - I thought I'd bring you in on.
- Oh, I don't know, Gob.Copy !req
48. Come on, Michael.
So we had a little disagreement.Copy !req
49. Recently, Gob
had discovered that Michael...Copy !req
50. was interested in his
now ex-girlfriend, Marta.Copy !req
51. I'm offering you an olive branch here.Copy !req
52. Yeah-Yeah. No. l-I know,
and l-I appreciate that. It's just...Copy !req
53. Besides, when was the last
time you slept with someone?Copy !req
54. - Buster.
- What time and where?Copy !req
55. Meanwhile, Lindsay was helping
George Michael with his homework.Copy !req
56. - Oh, come on, let's do something.
It's just a stupid essay.
- No, I can't.Copy !req
57. I don't want to let down Ms. Baerly.
She's nice, you know.Copy !req
58. - And she's interesting...
- And pretty?Copy !req
59. Well, I don't know why
I'm telling you this.Copy !req
60. I guess there's just some things
you can't really say to your dad.Copy !req
61. Ah. Sounds like you'd like her
to be more than just your teacher.Copy !req
62. Lindsay believed that
George Michael wanted to fix up his father...Copy !req
63. so he could fill the role of his mother.Copy !req
64. There's nothing wrong with that.Copy !req
65. Although, I must say I'm a little
hurt that you haven't considered me.Copy !req
66. - You're my aunt.
- That doesn't matter.Copy !req
67. Aunts can fill that role.
Teachers can fill that role.Copy !req
68. And, someday, you're gonna find
the right woman to fill that role.Copy !req
69. But until then,
I'll be right across the hall.Copy !req
70. Lindsay had never been more
proud of anything she had said in her entire life.Copy !req
71. Yikes.
- Meanwhile, Gob
was waiting for Michael to show up.Copy !req
72. - Oh, there he is. Michael.
- Yes.Copy !req
73. This is Shannon, the girl
I've been telling you all about.Copy !req
74. Yes.
Girl, indeed... young girl.Copy !req
75. - That's a young, young, young, girl.
- Yeah, well, she's 18.Copy !req
76. So, it's like...
Oh, and this is...Copy !req
77. - your date, Nazh...
- galia.Copy !req
78. - Hello, my God!
- Well, Shannon wouldn't go out
without a chaperone...Copy !req
79. - Right.
- and so she's your date.Copy !req
80. It was clear that Gob wasn't
offering an olive branch at all...Copy !req
81. and, in fact, was still
harboring some resentment over Marta.Copy !req
82. Oh...
"Nagarma," you've got a mustache.
- Hey!Copy !req
83. - I mean, you've got milk on your mustache.
- Oh.Copy !req
84. - I mean, you've got a milk mustache.
- Yeah.Copy !req
85. It's adorable. You look like
one of those "Got Milk" models.Copy !req
86. But Gob mistook Michael's
basic human decency for romantic interest...Copy !req
87. and felt a competitive urge to step in.Copy !req
88. Because, you know,
it's beyond adorable... and e-exotic.Copy !req
89. - I find you very attractive.
- Really?Copy !req
90. And George Sr.
was about to get a surprise visitor.Copy !req
91. Mr. Bluth?
I'm Cindi Lightballoon.Copy !req
92. I've studied all your teachings,
and I've purchased every tape.Copy !req
93. And I watch 'em over and over.Copy !req
94. George Sr. had recently marketed
a line of self-help tapes...Copy !req
95. touting his newly discovered spirituality.Copy !req
96. I've also lost four pounds on your low-carb
Bluth Banana Jail Bars.Copy !req
97. I've come to learn at your feet.Copy !req
98. That's a good place to start.Copy !req
99. And Michael, free of his double
date, met Lindsay at Parent-Teacher Night.Copy !req
100. Hey, Linds, is it my imagination...Copy !req
101. or does this rape room have
the same floor plan as our kitchen?Copy !req
102. Did you meet Ms. Baerly yet,
the ethics teacher? 'Cause I just did.Copy !req
103. No, not yet.
Look, these are our cabinets.Copy !req
104. Yeah. Well, I think
she's perfect for you.Copy !req
105. - For me? Really?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
106. Thanks, but no. I've already been set up
once today by a sibling...Copy !req
107. and I don't think
you people know my type.Copy !req
108. Hey, look. It's not coming from me.
It's-It's George Michael.Copy !req
109. He told me.
I think he wants a mother.Copy !req
110. Well, that's ridiculous.
He's got you. He's got our mother.Copy !req
111. You'd think that would turn
him off to the entire concept.Copy !req
112. Besides, I'm not gonna rush out
and marry somebody just because
you think my son would like it.Copy !req
113. Welcome. I'm Ms. Baerly,
the ethics teacher.Copy !req
114. My goal is to teach your children
about the preciousness of life...Copy !req
115. that can be lost
by the mindless pulling of a trigger.Copy !req
116. Mmm. No ring.Copy !req
117. And so Michael got to know
his son's ethics teacher.Copy !req
118. Ethics... right and wrong.Copy !req
119. How can one thing can be right
and another one be wrong?Copy !req
120. I mean, which is which, you know?Copy !req
121. I guess that's the "Rrrr" of it.Copy !req
122. You know, so frustrating.Copy !req
123. I don't know. I mean, they just threw this class
at me after Mr. Daniels had a stroke.Copy !req
124. I had him, Mr. Daniels.
How is he?Copy !req
125. - Oh, he, you know, had a stroke.
- Oh.Copy !req
126. - Thought you were joking.
- No, I was just laughing 'cause you were laughing.Copy !req
127. - Right. No. Yeah. Gosh. Hmm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
128. - "Rrrr!"
- "Rrrr!"Copy !req
129. - But, you know, l-l... I really
am antiwar and antiviolence.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
130. - And I think I'm an ethical person.
- Right.Copy !req
131. Here's an ethical question.Copy !req
132. Can-Can a parent take a teacher out
for a drink? Or...Copy !req
133. I don't know.
Uh, do you have a wife?Copy !req
134. - Yeah. But she's dead.
- Oh.Copy !req
135. Have you ever been married?Copy !req
136. Yeah, she died.Copy !req
137. Ohh.
God, why are we laughing?Copy !req
138. I don't...
Well, it's the Mr. Daniels stroke thing...Copy !req
139. all over again.Copy !req
140. - Let's go get that drink.
- Yeah, it could only help.Copy !req
141. - Rrrr!
- Rrr!Copy !req
142. George Sr. was dealing
with his own admirer.Copy !req
143. Oh, I've already told
you so many of my sins.Copy !req
144. Maybe you could
tell me some of yours.Copy !req
145. Uh, well, there are
legal implications to that.Copy !req
146. But, uh, back to your sins.
Uh, do that one about the, uh...Copy !req
147. ladies' shower...Copy !req
148. in your college dorm again.Copy !req
149. And Michael was on his way
to what would be his second date...Copy !req
150. with Ms. Baerly.Copy !req
151. Michael, the little Korean is here,
and I don't know what to do with him.Copy !req
152. At least, I think it's a him.Copy !req
153. You've got to strip them down to next
to nothing before you can even tell.Copy !req
154. Yeah, Mom.
I just spoke to Social Services...Copy !req
155. and although
they don't like to do this...Copy !req
156. if you can prove that
it's a bad environment for a child...Copy !req
157. and I would suggest saying what you
just said to me, don't change a word...Copy !req
158. - they will take him back.
- Ha, ha, ha. Uh, don't get too comfortable.Copy !req
159. Shoes on, mister! Shoes on!Copy !req
160. He's out of control.Copy !req
161. Hold on.Copy !req
162. I'm back.Copy !req
163. Who's that?Copy !req
164. This is "Annyong,"
who your father and I have adopted.Copy !req
165. What, I'm gone for a couple days
and you find a new son?Copy !req
166. Lucille could see that
her son was concerned, even jealous.Copy !req
167. And she knew how it felt
to be overlooked.Copy !req
168. Yes. Annyong is your brother now.Copy !req
169. Yes, Annyong.
Excuse me. Oh, Michael?Copy !req
170. Call it off.Copy !req
171. I'm keeping him.Copy !req
172. - Look, I gotta call you back.
- Sweet ride.Copy !req
173. Are you making
dinner reservations?Copy !req
174. No, no.
That was my Mom. She just had...Copy !req
175. - a "little Korean" dropped off.
- Ooh, that sounds good. Let's have that.Copy !req
176. - Hello.
- And after their date...Copy !req
177. Michael took a step
he hadn't taken in years.Copy !req
178. Okay, do you think this is a good idea?Copy !req
179. I think it's a great idea.Copy !req
180. Mmm.Copy !req
181. Such a good idea.Copy !req
182. But how are we going to sneak in
without waking everyone up?Copy !req
183. We'll take the stairs.Copy !req
184. This may not have been
my best idea.Copy !req
185. I'm sorry, Michael.Copy !req
186. I'm sorry too, Michael,
but it looks like we're even.Copy !req
187. You took something I liked.
I took something you liked.Copy !req
188. Yeah.
l... ... "Nashbagerlajam."Copy !req
189. Listen, I know that you've been
trying to get even with me about Marta.Copy !req
190. But got bad news for ya.
I'm seeing somebody else.Copy !req
191. Who? Who?Copy !req
192. just out of curiosity... I'm not
gonna try to sleep with her.Copy !req
193. - Forget it. I thought that this was behind us.
- It is behind us.Copy !req
194. - Great.
- When I sleep with her.
'Cause I'm gonna sleep with her.Copy !req
195. Yeah. I was lying when I said
I wasn't gonna to sleep with her, so...Copy !req
196. - She'd have to agree to it.
- I don't anticipate a problem with that.Copy !req
197. - No?
- No. 'Cause I've seen some of the dogs you like.Copy !req
198. - Right.
- I just slept with one.Copy !req
199. - Again, didn't like Nazhgalia.
- Really.Copy !req
200. - Really, and good luck getting rid of her.
- Oh, please.Copy !req
201. Not a problem. She knows it was
a one-time thing. Totally cool.Copy !req
202. - Oh, so romantic.
- Who's "N. Bahn-Ahden?"Copy !req
203. Hello.Copy !req
204. Hey, George Michael.Copy !req
205. I wanted to talk to you about something
before, but I didn't know if it was real.Copy !req
206. But now, uh...Copy !req
207. your ethics teacher...Copy !req
208. - Yeah, I just made this for her.
- Oh.Copy !req
209. She loves Saddam Hussein.Copy !req
210. I'm sure she doesn't love Saddam.
I'm sure she is interested in him...Copy !req
211. as a subject, you know.Copy !req
212. - Right. That's what I meant.
- Great.Copy !req
213. You know, I just wanted to make her
something special to show that I care.Copy !req
214. - About the class?
- No. I mean, about her.Copy !req
215. - Oh!
- I kind of love her.Copy !req
216. You mean, you love her like...
like she loves Saddam.Copy !req
217. - Right?
- No, no. I mean, like, love her love her.Copy !req
218. Oh.Copy !req
219. - Oh.
- Oh, hi!Copy !req
220. Hi, George Michael. I was just...Copy !req
221. Iooking at this model home.Copy !req
222. I'm gonna go home
and think about it.Copy !req
223. I'm gonna go home,
think about it.Copy !req
224. Dad, what was she doing here?Copy !req
225. I mean, sh... she wasn't...Copy !req
226. Michael knew he had an ethical
responsibility to tell his son the truth.Copy !req
227. Yes.Copy !req
228. Your Uncle Gob slept with her.Copy !req
229. Well, why would he do that? Why
would Gob sleep with my ethics teacher?Copy !req
230. - Probably to get even with me.
- How would that be getting even with you?Copy !req
231. - I'm the one that likes her.
- Right. Right.Copy !req
232. No, I know.
You and I know that, but Gob he just...Copy !req
233. He's not that exact of a target shooter,
and he just kind of sprays it everywhere.Copy !req
234. You know, but listen, did-did you really
think that-that... that you had a...Copy !req
235. I mean, she's kinda
old for you, don't you think?Copy !req
236. We don't even know how old she is.
No one does.Copy !req
237. She was chaperoning
the diversity dance...Copy !req
238. and I thought maybe as a joke,
I'd go up to her and be, like...Copy !req
239. "Well, hey, do you want to dance?"Copy !req
240. And she'd be, like, "Ah, what the heck?"
Right? Or some... I don't know.Copy !req
241. - I did it differently in the mirror, but...
- Right.Copy !req
242. - But, you know, like, we'd be
joke dancing or something.
- I get it.Copy !req
243. - I didn't think it through.
- Don't you think you should be
taking somebody your own age?Copy !req
244. Like your cousin.Copy !req
245. - That's a bad example, but...
- I feel so stupid.Copy !req
246. I defaced a rare book to get that picture
of Saddam Hussein in a bathing suit.Copy !req
247. - "What would Saddam do?"
- Yeah.Copy !req
248. Yeah, you know something?
You're right. Gob's gonna pay.Copy !req
249. Okay,
that is our exact outdoor fire pit.Copy !req
250. At prison, George Sr. was preparing
for an evening with his most devoted fan.Copy !req
251. While Cindi Lightballoon was
making preparations ofher own.Copy !req
252. - How we doin'?
- We have video.Copy !req
253. - Testing one, two.
- Tilt back a little, will you, Harris?Copy !req
254. Let's bust this guy.Copy !req
255. So George Michael, still angry at Gob...Copy !req
256. sought out the family expert
on making trouble.Copy !req
257. - I know he was dating that girl Shannon.
- The cheerleader?Copy !req
258. Yeah, she's probably gonna take him
to that stupid diversity dance.Copy !req
259. I wish I had someone shocking to take.Copy !req
260. You know, I actually called
Mr. Daniels and asked him...Copy !req
261. but he got all out of breath
and dropped the phone.Copy !req
262. - I never heard back.
- You know, may-maybe
we should go together.Copy !req
263. Right, I mean, it's a bad example...
l... But should we?Copy !req
264. Hello.Copy !req
265. Yes, Annyong.
Your name's Annyong.Copy !req
266. We all know you're Annyong.
Annyong. Annyong. Annyong.Copy !req
267. - Who's this?
- Oh, I'm sorry. This is Annyong.Copy !req
268. My mom bought him.
She's making me register him for school.Copy !req
269. - He's my new little brother.
- So we're related.Copy !req
270. - Hey, wanna go to a dance?
- Oh, great, another uncle to compete with.Copy !req
271. And Michael went to discuss
the George Michael situation with Ms. Baerly.Copy !req
272. Being held against their will...Copy !req
273. purely on the basis of political
or religious beliefs.Copy !req
274. I'm sorry.
I met someone. I'm sorry.Copy !req
275. Anyway, this is serious.
This is atrocities. No more smiling.Copy !req
276. Michael! Uh, just a minute.Copy !req
277. - Hi. Sorry...
- Hi!Copy !req
278. Don't worry. George Michael's
not in there. Those are the dumb kids.Copy !req
279. Okay.
Um, listen.Copy !req
280. - This is uh...
- Wow! Did you make this for me?Copy !req
281. This is so sweet.
I love Hussein.Copy !req
282. - You mean, you're interested in him.
- Oh, yes. He is a monster.Copy !req
283. - Yeah.
- Wow. Where did you find
this one of him in a Speedo?Copy !req
284. This is what I want to talk to you
about, though. Um, Beth...Copy !req
285. I don't think that
I can continue to see you.Copy !req
286. But I've enjoyed
my time with you.Copy !req
287. - You ever wanna talk ethics...
- You really mean it? This isn't
one of'my wife died'jokes?Copy !req
288. - No, I'm afraid this is serious.
- Oh.Copy !req
289. You see, George Michael
made this poster for you.Copy !req
290. You know, he-he kind of, uh,
is in love with you, so...Copy !req
291. - He knows we're going out.
He saw me this morning.
- No, I covered that.Copy !req
292. I told him that you
slept with my brother.Copy !req
293. That may be the most
unethical thing I've ever heard.Copy !req
294. Well, you've only been
doing this half a semester.Copy !req
295. Look, it was a preemptive strike.
My brother would've tried to sleep with you.Copy !req
296. - Well, I want you to leave
right now and not come back.
- Right. I know.Copy !req
297. I understand. I'm sorry.
And you will not see me again.Copy !req
298. Starting right now.Copy !req
299. George Sr. went on a walk
with Cindi.
- George.Copy !req
300. - And she was getting to him.
- You can feel safe to fully reveal yourself to me.Copy !req
301. Hmm, all right.
There is...Copy !req
302. - There is something.
- Come closer.Copy !req
303. It's weighing heavy on my soul.Copy !req
304. You, uh... You know, the Talmud teaches
us to... There you go.Copy !req
305. - What's he doing?
- He's pinching the camera.Copy !req
306. He's on to us.
He's found the camera.Copy !req
307. - Get out of there. He's got the camera.
Abort! Abort!
- Get the dog.Copy !req
308. Clean the dog.
We are cleaning the dog!Copy !req
309. That night, Buster
came home to an empty apartment.Copy !req
310. So, it's off with Mother now.Copy !req
311. In fact, Lucille was just
giving Annyong and Maeby a ride.Copy !req
312. You're trying to steal
from the wrong man.Copy !req
313. Watch your back,
my little immigrant friend!Copy !req
314. And the spring
diversity dance was in full swing.Copy !req
315. - Whoa, sorry. Students only.
- Oh.Copy !req
316. So you're not letting him in because he
doesn't share your perfectly shaped nose...Copy !req
317. your round eye-shaped eyes,
your strong square jaw.Copy !req
318. Thanks.
You wanna dance?Copy !req
319. - Yeah!
- All right!Copy !req
320. Steve Holt!Copy !req
321. And Gob sought out Shannon...
- Shannon!Copy !req
322. who had found out he had
cheated on her with Nazhgalia.Copy !req
323. Shannon, where are you?
Shannon!Copy !req
324. Oh, hey, Lisa.
Shannon!Copy !req
325. Excuse me.
Look, I blew it, okay?Copy !req
326. But I bought a yearbook ad from you.
Doesn't that mean anything anymore?Copy !req
327. Beth! Hey, hi.
Listen...Copy !req
328. Um, I blew it okay?
I had to see you.Copy !req
329. l-I've been giving this
a lot of thought, and-and...Copy !req
330. - I have to do the right thing.
- You're gonna tell George Michael the truth?Copy !req
331. Oh, that's... that's your
definition of the right thing.Copy !req
332. I thought I was gonna make
a dramatic entrance and tell you
that I wanted to see you. Okay.Copy !req
333. Uh, I'll get right on that.Copy !req
334. George Michael!
Where are you? George Michael!Copy !req
335. - Uncle Gob?
- George Michael.Copy !req
336. - What are you doing at a high school dance?
- I'm looking for you.Copy !req
337. - How could you do this to me?
- Do what?Copy !req
338. - I'm just here with my girl.
- Yeah, my ethics teacher.Copy !req
339. - Hey, George Michael.
- No, Dad. I'm taking care of something, okay?Copy !req
340. - All right.
- You slept with my ethics teacher.Copy !req
341. Just hang on a second.Copy !req
342. - It wasn't him. It's me, okay?
- Wha...Copy !req
343. - It wasn't him. It's me, okay?
- Wha...Copy !req
344. - I've been dating your ethics teacher.
- Wow, Michael.Copy !req
345. I'm really touched that you'd stick up
for me after I've been so horrible to you.Copy !req
346. - Huh?
- You know what? Now it's time
for me to do the right thing.Copy !req
347. I slept with the ethics teacher.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
348. - What are you talking about?
- Lindsay told me that you liked
her and I'm not proud of this...Copy !req
349. but... l...
Mrs. Whitehead.Copy !req
350. In fact,
Gob mistook the civics teacher...Copy !req
351. for the ethics teacher Michael was dating.Copy !req
352. Man, he... has a type.Copy !req
353. Gob, Mrs. Whitehead
was the civics teacher.Copy !req
354. - We both had her.
- Yes, we have. And now we're even.Copy !req
355. - What a pig.
- Tell me about it.Copy !req
356. No, you!
You're the pig!Copy !req
357. - Two strikes. You are out.
- Listen. Shannon, please.Copy !req
358. It was a onetime thing. I'm not
gonna hear from her again!Copy !req
359. Ach!Copy !req
360. Who is Edna W? Hello?Copy !req
361. - What's going on here, Dad?
- Well, it-it-it was me, okay?Copy !req
362. l-I've been seeing Ms. Baerly, and I
should never have brought Gob into it.Copy !req
363. But that day you told me you liked her,
I didn't know what else to do.Copy !req
364. - I never wanted to hurt you.
- Didn't Aunt Lindsay tell you I liked her?Copy !req
365. Yeah. But she said that you wanted her as
a mother, and I said that was ridiculous...Copy !req
366. but then I met her
and kind of fell for her...Copy !req
367. and thought that she would
kind of make a great mother.Copy !req
368. Is that true? I didn't
know you were that serious.Copy !req
369. Well, you know, I'm open to it.
We're open to it.Copy !req
370. Wow!Copy !req
371. - No, no, no, no.
- I'm just saying someday, you know.Copy !req
372. - I'm not really into kids.
- I'm just... I'm not trying to rush anything.Copy !req
373. Hey!
The lady said no, man.Copy !req
374. Look, Michael,
I hope you find what you're looking for.Copy !req
375. I mean we had some laughs about
some very sad things, but...Copy !req
376. I don't think we have a future.Copy !req
377. - And, Jeremy, I will take that cupcake.
- Ohh. Okay, um...Copy !req
378. - Hey, uh, you wanna dance?
- Sure, why not?Copy !req
379. I can't believe that would have worked.Copy !req
380. On the next
Arrested Development.Copy !req
381. Buster's competition
heats up.Copy !req
382. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! We are not
allowed to have candles in here.Copy !req
383. - Mom would freak.
- Oh, no, it's fine.Copy !req
384. This is America, baby.
You pray how you want.Copy !req
385. I'll light a candle
of my own.Copy !req
386. That's exactly
what I'll do.Copy !req