1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. - It was
Michael's sister's anniversary.
- Hi.Copy !req
6. He'd convinced his mother
to throw a party for her.Copy !req
7. Lindsay, how's this for
an anniversary cake?Copy !req
8. Anniversary? You asked me
to throw a Valentine's Day party.Copy !req
9. - Did I?
- You tricked me.Copy !req
10. I deceived you, Mom. Tricked makes
it sound like we have a playful relationship.Copy !req
11. Touché. Lupe, untie the balloons!Copy !req
12. Michael, all alone
on Valentine's Day?Copy !req
13. How's that possible?Copy !req
14. You seem like such a romantic to me.Copy !req
15. l- l-I can just see you showing up
on some lucky girl's porch...Copy !req
16. in a tuxedo
with a bottle of champagne.Copy !req
17. Yeah. Well, if I show up
with all that stuff...Copy !req
18. I could probably just get away
with shorts and a T-shirt, right?Copy !req
19. Which is good
'cause I don't even have a tuxedo.Copy !req
20. So you're saying there's no one
you're even interested in?Copy !req
21. In fact,
Michael had become enamored of Marta...Copy !req
22. when Gob was having second thoughts
about the relationship.Copy !req
23. - I've made a huge mistake.
- But when Gob recommitted to her...Copy !req
24. - I've made a huge mistake.
- Michael decided to do the
noble thing and let her go.Copy !req
25. There was somebody for a while,
but it was too much of a brother... bother.Copy !req
26. That can't feel good.Copy !req
27. It's fine. I'm over it.
I'm okay by myself, you know?Copy !req
28. I really just want to focus
on my family's happiness.Copy !req
29. That's why I threw this party.
I mean, 14 years, huh?Copy !req
30. You've got to be doing
somethin' right.Copy !req
31. Well, if you call not filing
for divorce "something right."Copy !req
32. - But I guess we keep it interesting.
- Where's Tobias?Copy !req
33. He's on the balcony having margaritas
with Carl Weathers.Copy !req
34. Tobias had recently
hired actor Carl Weathers as a drama coach.Copy !req
35. Do you see me more as
the respected dramatic actor...Copy !req
36. or more the beloved comic actor?Copy !req
37. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
There's still plenty of meat on that bone.Copy !req
38. You take this home, throw it in a pot.
Add some broth, a potato...Copy !req
39. Baby, you got a stew goin'.Copy !req
40. Yes, that's fine. But I would like to focus
on my acting, Mr. Weathers.Copy !req
41. I did give you my last $1,100.Copy !req
42. Let me tell you a little story
about acting.Copy !req
43. I was doing this Showtime movie,
Hot Ice, with Anne Archer.Copy !req
44. Never once touched my per diem.Copy !req
45. I go to craft service, get some raw veggies,
bacon, cup of soup...Copy !req
46. { Chuckles]
Baby, I had a stew goin'.Copy !req
47. I think I'd like my money back.Copy !req
48. Like his father, George Michael
had been nursing an impossible crush.Copy !req
49. It was on his cousin, Maeby.Copy !req
50. And with no one to talk to,
he was looking for some kind of direction.Copy !req
51. just give me a sign.Copy !req
52. { Chuckles]
First one's obvious. Okay.Copy !req
53. He continued to look for a sign.Copy !req
54. - Until finally...
- "Maybe tonight."Copy !req
55. { Chuckling]
What are the chances?Copy !req
56. Actually, "Maybe Tonight"
was a very popular candy slogan...Copy !req
57. and the chances were one in eight.Copy !req
58. - What are you doin'?
- Just tryin' to throw stuff at my dad's head...Copy !req
59. - but the wind keeps taking it.
- Oh, cool.Copy !req
60. So, I, uh... I found this.Copy !req
61. I thought it was like a one-in-a-million thing.
It just made me think of you.Copy !req
62. - Oh, perfect.
- Trying to make my relation...Copy !req
63. - I saw that.
- And Lucille...Copy !req
64. found a way to force a wedge
into her son's relationship.Copy !req
65. Lucille, guess who's coming to dinner?Copy !req
66. I've invited Carl
to dine with us next Tuesday.Copy !req
67. Mother, you know
I have class on Tuesday.Copy !req
68. Oh, how silly of me.Copy !req
69. Well, then perhaps the two of you
can have dinner alone.Copy !req
70. Oh, well, I never say no to dinner,
with a beautiful lady that is.Copy !req
71. - Do you like ham?
- No. I love it.Copy !req
72. { Laughing]Copy !req
73. And the family gathered to watch a videotape...Copy !req
74. George Sr. had sent Lindsay and Tobias
for their anniversary.Copy !req
75. Hello, I'm George Bluth...Copy !req
76. and for the next 45 minutes...Copy !req
77. let me take you on a journey...Copy !req
78. Good grief. He sent us
one of his idiot videotapes.Copy !req
79. - First this...
- { Announcer] You've seen
George Bluth on videotape.Copy !req
80. You have got to learn
to be alone.Copy !req
81. I cheated and I lied.
And I whored around.Copy !req
82. Caged Wisdom changed my life.Copy !req
83. Caged Wisdom library...Copy !req
84. for only four payments of 19.95.Copy !req
85. - This was supposed to be my anniversary toast.
- Yeah.Copy !req
86. And this was supposed to be
my Valentine's Day party.Copy !req
87. Speaking of which...Copy !req
88. Lupe, where are those balloons?Copy !req
89. You want balloons?Copy !req
90. Speech, speech, speech...Copy !req
91. {Joining In]
Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech...Copy !req
92. speech, speech, speech speech...Copy !req
93. - Come on, speech.
- Speech, speech, speech, speech...Copy !req
94. The family continued
to chant, "Speech, speech, speech'...Copy !req
95. for no one in particular.Copy !req
96. - Speech, speech...
- All right.Copy !req
97. Speech.Copy !req
98. After all that, I was kinda hoping
somebody would make a speech.Copy !req
99. - Speech, speech, speech...
- All right, all right, all right. I'll say something.Copy !req
100. - Typical.
- We've all had a tough couple of months.Copy !req
101. I think we're all really
figuring out who we are...Copy !req
102. and what we really need in life.Copy !req
103. And that can be painful.Copy !req
104. However, you can't really heal yourself
until you stop living a lie, you know.Copy !req
105. But, uh, l-I promise that we're all
gonna be a lot happier in the long run.Copy !req
106. So, on a very unusual
Valentine's Day...Copy !req
107. cheers to Mom and Dad,
to Buster and Lucille...Copy !req
108. - { Chuckling] Don't forget my girlfriend.
- That's who I meant.Copy !req
109. - { Chuckling] Don't forget my girlfriend.
- That's who I meant.Copy !req
110. To Lindsay and Tobias,
to George Michael and...Copy !req
111. I almost said George Michael and Maeby.
{ Chuckles]Copy !req
112. - Oh. { Laughing]
- Um, to Gob and Marta.Copy !req
113. - Mmm.
- To love and happiness.Copy !req
114. I love you all, Marta.Copy !req
115. And Marta realized it was Michael, not Gob...Copy !req
116. who had everything
she had been looking for in a man.Copy !req
117. I made a huge mistake.Copy !req
118. I was thinking about that toast
you gave at my anniversary party.Copy !req
119. - So, I want to get a divorce.
- What?Copy !req
120. Do you think I should use our attorney, Barry,
or just kind of bolt in the night?Copy !req
121. I'm leaning toward bolt
in the night, but...Copy !req
122. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lindsay,
I wasn't talking about getting a divorce.Copy !req
123. Oh, Michael.
It's time.Copy !req
124. The man's psychologically incapable
of taking all of his clothes off.Copy !req
125. In fact,
Tobias was a never-nude.Copy !req
126. As of yet, the D.S.M. -IV
has not acknowledged the affliction.Copy !req
127. I don't know, Lindsay.
I mean, who am I to judge?Copy !req
128. On the other hand,
I am doing it anyway...Copy !req
129. so let me suggest before you talk divorce,
at least consider a separation.Copy !req
130. - You know, you do have a kid.
- I know.Copy !req
131. I was gonna take her with me in the night.
She's part of the bolt.Copy !req
132. Lindsay.Copy !req
133. - All right. I'll think about it.Copy !req
134. - Hello?
- { Buster] Hey, brother.Copy !req
135. I just want to tell you how much
I enjoyed your speech yesterday.Copy !req
136. You know, about family and...
and being true to ourselves.Copy !req
137. Oh, well, I'm...
I'm glad it made an impact.Copy !req
138. Yeah. I never want
to look at Mom again.Copy !req
139. { Sighs]
What happened?Copy !req
140. Well, I can't really talk.
She might be listening in.Copy !req
141. Do you know she tried to set up
my girlfriend with a man?Copy !req
142. { Buster]
This has to stop.Copy !req
143. You know, that's not really
what I was going for.Copy !req
144. I'm a man, Mike!
I'm a man.Copy !req
145. Can I throw out this yogurt?Copy !req
146. Buster, two things.Copy !req
147. First of all, I think it might be time
for you to move out, you know?Copy !req
148. Secondly, you don't want to take any chances
with yogurt, Mom. Just let her throw it out.Copy !req
149. - He-Hello? Who's on this phone?
- Hey. Huh?Copy !req
150. - Michael?
- Hey.Copy !req
151. - Great speech last night.
- Oh, really? What did it inspire
you to do, kill somebody?Copy !req
152. Getting there.
Marta's cheating on me.Copy !req
153. - What?
- Yeah, can you believe that?Copy !req
154. That's crazy, Gob. She's not a cheater.
If she were to cheat, I'd like to think she'd cheat...Copy !req
155. - You're the cheater.
- That's how I know all the signs.Copy !req
156. Last night she was all distant and weird.Copy !req
157. Wouldn't let me make love to her
on Mom's bed.Copy !req
158. I don't even want to tell you
what she wouldn't let me do to her in the car.Copy !req
159. And then today, I overhear her talking on
the phone about somebody all super silently.Copy !req
160. All in Spanish.Copy !req
161. In fact, Marta was on the phone
with her mother talking about Michael.Copy !req
162. { Speaking Spanish]Copy !req
163. Hermano.Copy !req
164. She kept using this guy's name,
like, "Hermano."Copy !req
165. Let me tell you something. We're gonna track
this "Hermano" down, and we're gonna nail him.Copy !req
166. 'Cause if anyone's gonna go out with that girl,
it's gonna be one of us.Copy !req
167. - Right. Me.
- And I'm okay with that.Copy !req
168. I don't get it.
Why do we have to change rooms?Copy !req
169. Cousins of the opposite gender
shouldn't be sharing a room.Copy !req
170. But that's just the point. I mean, we're cousins.
Gender has nothing to do with it.Copy !req
171. I mean, cousins can bunk together.
That's why they call it "bunkin' cousins."Copy !req
172. - "Kissin' cousins."
- We're not kissing! That's the point!Copy !req
173. George Michael was concerned
that Tobias had seen the candy heart...Copy !req
174. that said "Maybe Tonight'and had figured out
that he had a crush on his cousin.Copy !req
175. Besides, I don't even care. You said share
a room with her, I shared a room with her.Copy !req
176. Now you're saying don't share a room
with her. Fine. I'm just doing whatever you say.Copy !req
177. You know, the adults making all the decisions
around here. Why am I in trouble?Copy !req
178. You're not in trouble. We're all just gonna have
a more normal arrangement.Copy !req
179. I'm gonna sleep with my daughter,
and you're gonna sleep with my husband.Copy !req
180. Buster had taken Michael's advice
and decided to confront his mother.Copy !req
181. { Sniffing]Copy !req
182. "Because you know I don't
appreciate how you treat me.Copy !req
183. I am not a child, Mother."Copy !req
184. { Sniffs]Copy !req
185. { Sighs]
Blow.Copy !req
186. No, Mother!
I can blow myself.Copy !req
187. And you have interfered
for the last time.Copy !req
188. Fine. Go! Move out.Copy !req
189. So, Buster loaded up his possessions...Copy !req
190. and emancipated himself
from his mother.Copy !req
191. Oh, hey, Buster.
I thought you had class.Copy !req
192. I thought you had class.
My brother-in-law fires you...Copy !req
193. - and you move in on my girlfriend?
- Come on now. Wait a minute.Copy !req
194. This is purely a social call. You know,
just two adults gettin' a stew on, man.Copy !req
195. I don't know what that means,
but it sounds disgusting.Copy !req
196. Hey, Buster.
Gee, I thought you had class.Copy !req
197. I thought you had class!Copy !req
198. I want to move in with you.Copy !req
199. I'm tired of my mom
trying to control me.Copy !req
200. Wait a minute. Are you sure you're doing this
because you want to be with me...Copy !req
201. - and not because you want
to get even with your mother?
- This isn't about my mother.Copy !req
202. Besides, it's the only way
I'm ever gonna get her to respect me.Copy !req
203. Buster, this is exactly why
our relationship does not work.Copy !req
204. - Our relationship doesn't work?
- Not as long as you keep getting
me mixed up with your mother.Copy !req
205. It is exactly the opposite.Copy !req
206. I'm leaving my mother for you.Copy !req
207. You're replacing my mother.Copy !req
208. You need some time.Copy !req
209. Huh?Copy !req
210. Meanwhile, Michael was
following Marta to confirm...Copy !req
211. Gob's suspicions about her affair.Copy !req
212. First, he saw her buy a present
at an exclusive men's store.Copy !req
213. The trail then led Michael to the set
of Marta's Spanish language soap opera.Copy !req
214. Excuse me. I'm looking for "Hermano."Copy !req
215. - ? Mi hermano? Ahi.
- Mmm.Copy !req
216. - There, in the green? Great, thanks. Gracias.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
217. - { Speaking Spanish]
- "Hermano."Copy !req
218. - Are you "Hermano"?
- ? Mi hermano?Copy !req
219. Es ahi.Copy !req
220. - That's the guy who just...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
221. - Son of a bitch.Copy !req
222. Hey.Copy !req
223. { Spanish]Copy !req
224. - Marta.Copy !req
225. I had to see you.
He moved out.Copy !req
226. Moved out? Buster did?Copy !req
227. - I know it's for his own good, but I'm worried.
- He's gonna be fine.Copy !req
228. I'm not worried about him.Copy !req
229. I've never lived
in the apartment alone.Copy !req
230. - I'm not sure I'm up to this.
- All right. Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
231. Listen. I know you think
I'm going after the $49...Copy !req
232. but I want... I want you to watch
a little Caged Wisdom.Copy !req
233. - Not this garbage again.
- There is joy in solitude, Lucille.Copy !req
234. Try being alone.
l-l-It just might make you happier.Copy !req
235. Honey, my happiest times here
are alone.Copy !req
236. { Sighs]Copy !req
237. Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole
is available between 4:00 and 6:00?Copy !req
238. I don't even want to know
what that means.Copy !req
239. With nowhere else to go,
Buster arrived at the model home.Copy !req
240. - Buster Bluth.
- Hey, Brother-in-law.Copy !req
241. Good news.
Carl got me an audition.Copy !req
242. - Carl Weathers?
- I think the world is about to fall in love...Copy !req
243. with "Frightened Inmate #2."Copy !req
244. Well, at least he gave you something.
Carl Weathers took everything from me.Copy !req
245. My entire life just came crashing down,
and it's all his fault.Copy !req
246. I will never love again.Copy !req
247. - Hello.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
248. - Is everything okay?
- And suddenly...Copy !req
249. Buster realized Marta was
the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.Copy !req
250. I've been dating an old lady.Copy !req
251. Is Michael here?Copy !req
252. - l-I don't... I don't know where he is.
- In fact...Copy !req
253. - Michael was just returning
from his day of following Marta.Copy !req
254. Well, I lost her.Copy !req
255. - Michael.
- Marta.Copy !req
256. - I'm so glad I caught you.
- You caught me?Copy !req
257. - Yes.
- Oh.Copy !req
258. First of all, thank you so much
for the lovely party...Copy !req
259. and for making me feel
so welcome in your family.Copy !req
260. - Yeah, sure.
- We love you!Copy !req
261. Can l... Can I stay here
for a little while?Copy !req
262. Everybody's already sharing
a bedroom but me, Buster.Copy !req
263. Oh, perfect.Copy !req
264. So, I was hoping you might
have some time to talk.Copy !req
265. - There's something I need...Copy !req
266. - Maybe we could have dinner?
- Hello.Copy !req
267. She's at the house.
She's at the house!Copy !req
268. - One second.
- I'm gonna speak very carefully
in case she's with you.Copy !req
269. - You're right.
- Right about what? She's there?Copy !req
270. What's going on? Who's with you?
If it's Marta, say "nobody."Copy !req
271. - Nobody.
- Well, now I don't know what's going on.Copy !req
272. { Sighs] So, did you find out anything?
l-I'm dying here, Michael.Copy !req
273. - D-Did you find that guy? What's his name?
- "Hermano."Copy !req
274. - "Hermano."
- Is that your brother?Copy !req
275. Hmm? No. He's upstairs, remember?Copy !req
276. Listen, I gotta go. Somebody wants
to take me out to dinner.Copy !req
277. - Somebody?
- Nobody.Copy !req
278. - Why don't I just come in? I'm right outside.
- No, no. Not... Not a good idea.Copy !req
279. Somebody wants to talk to me
about something.Copy !req
280. Ah, she wants
to talk to you. Got it.Copy !req
281. For some reason
women feel safe around you.Copy !req
282. Maybe because you've only
had sex four times.Copy !req
283. Four women! Not four times!
And they talk to me because I talk to them.Copy !req
284. Look, go to dinner. Let's get to
the bottom of this "Hermano" stuff, brother.Copy !req
285. - Yep. Great.
- Great.Copy !req
286. Hey, about dinner,
I'd love to.Copy !req
287. Tobias arrived at his audition
for "Frightened Inmate #2."Copy !req
288. { Chattering]Copy !req
289. The competition frightened Tobias,
which he felt he could use in his performance.Copy !req
290. Unfortunately this made him
more confident...Copy !req
291. which frightened him again.Copy !req
292. I'm ready.Copy !req
293. That night, Maeby moved in to Lindsay's room.Copy !req
294. Isn't this fun?
It's like a slumber party.Copy !req
295. Hmm.Copy !req
296. That's it! Tell me what's up
with you and Dad.Copy !req
297. Nothing. Nothing's wrong
with your father and me.Copy !req
298. We have a... a wonderful,
close relationship.Copy !req
299. Can I let you in
on a little secret?Copy !req
300. Hmm? Having him in the next room
makes me miss him all the more.Copy !req
301. Mom, please. He's got a big-boy crush
on Action Jackson.Copy !req
302. I know. How can I compete with that?Copy !req
303. Okay. We're having
a little fight right now.Copy !req
304. But don't worry, darling. Okay?Copy !req
305. Mommy and Daddy
aren't going anywhere.Copy !req
306. Okay. I'm gonna go
unpack my suitcase.Copy !req
307. No! We may have to bolt.Copy !req
308. Tobias moved in to George Michael's room.Copy !req
309. Maeby and I were cool with each other.
And you must miss your wife.Copy !req
310. It's practically still
your anniversary.Copy !req
311. Fourteen years of lies.Copy !req
312. Yes, I'm the doctor.
The perfect husband.Copy !req
313. The big manly man.
The big strong daddy.Copy !req
314. Do you know the last time
that I made love to my wife?Copy !req
315. - No.
- I'll tell you when.Copy !req
316. - No, don't.
- See, nothing has ever been easy for us.Copy !req
317. I mean, the only reason she went out with me
was to piss offher boyfriend.Copy !req
318. The only reason she ever married me
was to piss off her mother.Copy !req
319. And then, of course, we couldn't conceive.
So there was that famous ordeal.Copy !req
320. - Wh-What do you mean you couldn't
conceive? Was Maeby adopted?Copy !req
321. What? Is she not really related to me?
Is she just some girl I know?Copy !req
322. Ah, it's Carl Weathers.
Yes, Carl Weathers.Copy !req
323. I did? That's... That's wonderful.Copy !req
324. - That's...
- { Phone Beeps]Copy !req
325. Huh! I booked it!
I booked the acting job!Copy !req
326. Did you hear that, Lindsay? You could have been
sleeping with "Frightened Inmate #2."Copy !req
327. And Lucille was experiencing
being alone for the first time.Copy !req
328. Unable to sleep,
she decided to watch TV.Copy !req
329. { George]
You have got to learn to be alone.Copy !req
330. Then she remembered
that with no one to disturb...Copy !req
331. she could turn up the volume
as loud as she wanted.Copy !req
332. Caged Wisdom teaches you
that you have to find thejoy within yourself.Copy !req
333. ?Copy !req
334. And that's when Lucille realized...Copy !req
335. - that shejust might like being alone after all.
-? { Show Tune Continuing]Copy !req
336. The next night,
Michael had dinner with Marta at her house...Copy !req
337. hoping to finally get
the answers he was looking for.Copy !req
338. So, um, about Gob.
How's that goin'?Copy !req
339. Well, as you said...Copy !req
340. finding out who you really are,
it can be painful.Copy !req
341. - But you can't live a lie.
- No, I can't.Copy !req
342. But some people find a way
to make that work.Copy !req
343. Yes, but sometimes
working at something...Copy !req
344. it's a way to not deal
with some other thing.Copy !req
345. But he who often suggests...Copy !req
346. uh, working on another thing...Copy !req
347. - which when the first thing is not...
- Will you excuse me for a moment?Copy !req
348. Yes. Sure.Copy !req
349. - What the hell is he talking about?
- What is she talking about?Copy !req
350. - Can I have a piece of cake?
- And Michael saw an opportunity...Copy !req
351. to get the information
he wasn't getting from Marta from her son.Copy !req
352. I'll tell you what.
I got... I got a deal for you, partner.Copy !req
353. I'll give you what you want...Copy !req
354. if you give me what I want.Copy !req
355. Tell me everything
you know about..."Hermano."Copy !req
356. - ? Hermano?
- Does your mother love "Hermano?"Copy !req
357. Si, mi hermano.Copy !req
358. - He's here?
- Shh. He's sleeping.Copy !req
359. - Don't go in there.
- Why? Is there something
you don't want me to see?Copy !req
360. - What are you talking about?
- We can keep going around in circles...Copy !req
361. but maybe one of us should just come out
and say what it is we want to say.Copy !req
362. You're right.Copy !req
363. - It's not working with Gob.
- Why doesn't he know that?Copy !req
364. You know you could have
just come out and told him...Copy !req
365. you know, instead of lying and sneaking
around, moving on to the next guy.Copy !req
366. I didn't think you were that kind of a person.
I thought you and I shared the same values.Copy !req
367. I thought you and I
could've been, uh...Copy !req
368. No, forget it. Eh... I don't know
how I had you so wrong.Copy !req
369. You're right.Copy !req
370. I should have told him
before I invited you here.Copy !req
371. This can never be.Copy !req
372. Then he noticed the gift he had seen her buy.Copy !req
373. { Sighs]Copy !req
374. - What does "te amo" mean?
- I love you.Copy !req
375. Hmm.Copy !req
376. And who's in there?Copy !req
377. Mi hermano.Copy !req
378. Brother.Copy !req
379. I've made a huge mistake.Copy !req
380. On the next
Arrested Development.Copy !req
381. George Michael
begins an investigation.Copy !req
382. So, you wanna go
to the movies? Ow!Copy !req
383. I'll let you know when I get back
from the lab.Copy !req
384. Tobias faces his greatest
acting challenge.Copy !req
385. There's a shower scene?
I have to be nude.Copy !req
386. Well, you don't shower
with your clothes on, now, do ya?Copy !req
387. And Buster rebounds
from Lucille 2.Copy !req
388. - Yo te quiero mucho.
- Yo te quiero mucho.Copy !req
389. Te amo, Marta.
Te amo.Copy !req