1. Lemme go!Copy !req
2. You have no jurisdiction over me!Copy !req
3. I'm a Canadian citizen!Copy !req
4. Yeah, and we're taking you to Canada, so—
Help!Copy !req
5. Help!Copy !req
6. Extraordinary rendition!Copy !req
7. Extraordinary rendition!Copy !req
8. Light him up, newbie.Copy !req
9. Sorry in advance.Copy !req
10. Owww!Copy !req
11. That hurts like, insanely bad.Copy !req
12. That's why I said sorry in advance.
And you have to have toCopy !req
13. stop yelling "extraordinary rendition."Copy !req
14. A, nobody cares.Copy !req
15. And —
Be careful!Copy !req
16. You big lummox!Copy !req
17. - I swear to God, if you scuff my bags...
- Oh,Copy !req
18. I wouldn't dream of it, ma'am.Copy !req
19. And I can do
without the sarcasm.Copy !req
20. Oh, no ma'am, that wasn't —
Enough!Copy !req
21. With the backchat!Copy !req
22. Ugh, Lana, maybe you can talk to him.Copy !req
23. Um?Copy !req
24. So this is the
infamous Kenny Bilcoe?Copy !req
25. - You don't look like much of a terrorist...
- That's because I'm aCopy !req
26. freedom fighter!Copy !req
27. For a free and sovereign Nova Scotia!Copy !req
28. Is that why you
blew up a donut shop?Copy !req
29. Allegedly!Copy !req
30. If you believe Canada's illegitimate,
so-called "government!"Copy !req
31. - I'm pretty sure we do...
- Which is why we're takingCopy !req
32. you back to Ottawa.Copy !req
33. And once we do, hopefully the Mounties
will start sending us all kinds ofCopy !req
34. lucrative work.Copy !req
35. How noble.Copy !req
36. Speaking of work, can I
put what I just assume isCopy !req
37. your rock collection
on the stupid train?Copy !req
38. Yes, the — nooope!Copy !req
39. Nice try, Pam.Copy !req
40. What?Copy !req
41. You want to get on that
train so you can stowaway!Copy !req
42. Just like on the blimp!Copy !req
43. The what?Copy !req
44. Okay, no biggie.Copy !req
45. Have a nice trip.Copy !req
46. I — wait a minute.Copy !req
47. What now?Copy !req
48. Too easy.Copy !req
49. Pam's up to something.Copy !req
50. Booooarrrd!Copy !req
51. - Well, I doubt she'll make it on now...
- Ditto for Archer.Copy !req
52. Wh-?Copy !req
53. He's not here?Copy !req
54. Mmmmmm... nope.Copy !req
55. Need to get
these bags on, ma'am.Copy !req
56. I heard him!Copy !req
57. George!Copy !req
58. - Malory, don't call him that...
- My name actually is George.Copy !req
59. Really?Copy !req
60. Dammit, I told
Sterling six o'clock!Copy !req
61. I thought you meant six a.m.!Copy !req
62. No, six —
Sterling are you drunk?Copy !req
63. Winnerrrr!Copy !req
64. Nice.Copy !req
65. - Archer...
- You knew we were transporting a dangerousCopy !req
66. terrorist to Canada!Copy !req
67. So how and why are you
drunk at six o'clock?Copy !req
68. Well the how's pretty self-explanatory,
and the why is because, hic,Copy !req
69. I thought we were leaving at six a.m.Copy !req
70. tomorrow.Copy !req
71. Ergo, Latin, plenty of
time to sleep it off.Copy !req
72. Well drink some coffee,
because there's a good chanceCopy !req
73. Bilcoe's terrorist pals —
Alleged terrorist pals!Copy !req
74. — are going to attack
the train at some point,Copy !req
75. and try to bust him loose.Copy !req
76. Awesome!Copy !req
77. Right?Copy !req
78. I'm sorry, how
is that "awesome?"Copy !req
79. Because, hic, pretty
much my whole life I'veCopy !req
80. wanted to fight some guys on
the roof of a speeding train.Copy !req
81. Well if I know my boys, you
may just get your wish, big guy.Copy !req
82. Thanks, Freddy Foreshadowing.Copy !req
83. Who is this?Copy !req
84. Please tell me he's a
renowned chicken-and-waffle chef.Copy !req
85. Because..
I am starving.Copy !req
86. 3x03
- The Limited -Copy !req
87. - So listen,
- you look like a pretty smart guy...Copy !req
88. - Well thanks,
- I like to think so...Copy !req
89. - So why dontcha do yourself a
pretty-smart-guy favor and just let me go?Copy !req
90. - Uh, because
- Ms. Archer would kill me?Copy !req
91. Well what do ya think's gonna
happen when my boys storm this train?Copy !req
92. Oh, I'm not too
worried about that.Copy !req
93. Ya should be.Copy !req
94. My boys are bad ass.Copy !req
95. Well, so am — Lana.Copy !req
96. And I'm learning.Copy !req
97. Oh, and don't forget about Archer.Copy !req
98. The drunk guy?Copy !req
99. He may have seemed drunk, but he's—
Still drinking?Copy !req
100. Relax, Lana it's
just a bloody mary.Copy !req
101. And by the way, not a great one.Copy !req
102. Mr. Vodka and Ketchup.Copy !req
103. Archer, at any time in the next
twelve hours this train could beCopy !req
104. attacked by radical Nova
Scotian separatists.Copy !req
105. Armed with what?Copy !req
106. Pamphlets about Canada's
responsible gun control laws?Copy !req
107. The New
Scotland Front has guns,Copy !req
108. and they're not afraid to use them, so —
So okay!Copy !req
109. God, I'll switch to coffee.Copy !req
110. Hey Heinz 56,
can I get an Irish coffee.Copy !req
111. No!Copy !req
112. Lana, I have to taper off.Copy !req
113. Trust me, if these Noma Scojens are a
real threat, you do not want me hungover.Copy !req
114. Do you even still get hangovers?Copy !req
115. Normally no, but I
drank about two gallons ofCopy !req
116. mamajuana this afternoon.Copy !req
117. I was playing dominoes with a, Dominican
bike gang, or was it Mahjong.Copy !req
118. I don't remember.Copy !req
119. Ridiculous!Copy !req
120. This thing's a sardine can.Copy !req
121. How are people supposed
to travel like this?Copy !req
122. Most people bring less luggage.Copy !req
123. Most people fly.Copy !req
124. So your days of sullen
superiority are numbered.Copy !req
125. I have no response to that.Copy !req
126. They never do.Copy !req
127. Now let's go find a bigger compartment.Copy !req
128. I'm afraid there aren't any.Copy !req
129. Nonsense, I'm sure
there's one here somewhere.Copy !req
130. Why are these all locked?Copy !req
131. They're occupied.Copy !req
132. So if you don't mind —
What I mind is your familiar tone, young man.Copy !req
133. What's through here?Copy !req
134. Those are private cars, ma'am.Copy !req
135. What do you mean, "private?"Copy !req
136. I mean they're not —
Not for you to be knocking on!Copy !req
137. Now I have to insist that you —
Get yer panties untwisted!Copy !req
138. - Damn...
Wh-?Copy !req
139. I knew it!Copy !req
140. I want this train stopped immediately
and this stowaway forcibly disembarked!Copy !req
141. Afraid I can't do that, ma'am.Copy !req
142. You can and you will,
or I'll have your job!Copy !req
143. No, she won't, George!Copy !req
144. Carol?Copy !req
145. What are you doing here?Copy !req
146. Uh, trying
to perform my ablutions?Copy !req
147. But —
This is Miss Tunt's private car.Copy !req
148. How do you have
a private train car?Copy !req
149. Uh, cause she owns the railroad?Copy !req
150. Well, half.Copy !req
151. And I knew you wouldn't let us go on
this stupid trip to Canada, so I had myCopy !req
152. cars hooked up.Copy !req
153. Cars?Copy !req
154. Plural?Copy !req
155. This car, two sleeping
cars, a private dining car,Copy !req
156. and one that's just a
teeny tiny skating rink.Copy !req
157. Er, two sleeping cars?Copy !req
158. Do you think there might be room for —
Nooope.Copy !req
159. It's already cramped back there,
what with that piss-reeking ocelot.Copy !req
160. Plus George
says you stiffed him.Copy !req
161. Wh-?Copy !req
162. No I didn't, I gave him a tip!Copy !req
163. A stick of gum?Copy !req
164. Well?Copy !req
165. Really?Copy !req
166. Did you not have a button?Copy !req
167. You button it, missy!Copy !req
168. Oh we don't know the
meaning of private, lets all pile in.Copy !req
169. Lana check it out!Copy !req
170. Actual gas lamps!Copy !req
171. Amazing, Archer, yes, so
you think we can go guard theCopy !req
172. prisoner now, or — RROWR!Copy !req
173. Is that Babou?Copy !req
174. Or not.Copy !req
175. Apparently.Copy !req
176. Okay —
Wowww!Copy !req
177. Lana!Copy !req
178. Cyril!Copy !req
179. Jesus!Copy !req
180. Lana!Copy !req
181. And Pam.Copy !req
182. Lanaaaaa!Copy !req
183. What?Copy !req
184. He remembers me!Copy !req
185. Cyril, why are you in here?Copy !req
186. I didn't know
where you guys were.Copy !req
187. It doesn't matter where
we are, Newb Gingrich —Copy !req
188. Then get out!Copy !req
189. where's the prisoner?Copy !req
190. In my compartment.Copy !req
191. - At least, he was...
- Although he doesn't seem to be in here now.Copy !req
192. No kidding.Copy !req
193. Mmmmmm... nope.Copy !req
194. Lana!Copy !req
195. Cyril!Copy !req
196. - Oh my God...
- Too late, he's gone.Copy !req
197. Thanks to Cyril.Copy !req
198. Well he's not gonna jump off a
train going eighty miles an hour, so —Copy !req
199. So, yeah.Copy !req
200. We'll sweep car by car,
moving from front to back.Copy !req
201. Good, you guys do that, I'll
get a big raw steak from the kitchen.Copy !req
202. Are you
talking about the ocelot?Copy !req
203. Are you not?Copy !req
204. I'm talking about the prisoner!Copy !req
205. - Oh.
- Well, maybe they're together.Copy !req
206. Although I doubt it,
Babou's kind of a loner.Copy !req
207. Like Paul Newman in Hud.Copy !req
208. If Paul Newman had constantly sprayed
piss all over, um... oh what was her...Copy !req
209. Patricia Neal!Copy !req
210. Who I hate.Copy !req
211. Sorry for the intrusion, folks.Copy !req
212. Nothing to worry about, just some
standard, um... train security.Copy !req
213. Okay, that's all
the regular cars.Copy !req
214. Now we get to search all the sleeper
cars, thanks to your incompetence.Copy !req
215. Well you left me unsupervised.Copy !req
216. So this is my fault?Copy !req
217. Mmm, fifty-fifty?Copy !req
218. Fifty-fifty you accidentally
shoot somebody, Newb.Copy !req
219. Now come on, it'll take us all
night to search this damn train.Copy !req
220. - Well, but with Archer helping...
- I wouldn't exactly call it helping.Copy !req
221. Here kitty kitty kitty.Copy !req
222. Kitty?Copy !req
223. Excuse me, is
there an ocelot in there?Copy !req
224. No no no, what're you doing?Copy !req
225. Besides making a ms all over my train?Copy !req
226. Looking for a terrorist and an ocelot—
What?Copy !req
227. — not necessarily
in that order.Copy !req
228. Okay that's it, we're stopping.Copy !req
229. - Frank, this is George, we gotta...
- Give me that!Copy !req
230. He's gotta keep the train at top
speed so they can't get off.Copy !req
231. So tell him to keep it floored.Copy !req
232. I will do no such thing.Copy !req
233. Okay then here, hold this?Copy !req
234. Why are you
giving me a — oh my!Copy !req
235. Sorry, but I'm not
letting a terrorist escape.Copy !req
236. And obviously an ocelot wouldn't
survive in the frozen wastelandCopy !req
237. of upstate New York.Copy !req
238. So.Copy !req
239. Sorry Frank, uh, Miss
Tunt says she wants to beatCopy !req
240. the record run to Ottawa.Copy !req
241. Those crazy Tunts.Copy !req
242. Okay, hang on...Copy !req
243. Jesus!Copy !req
244. - Boys, hang on a sec...
- Okay boys, make sure you bring the heavyCopy !req
245. stuff, cause these crazy ISIS
bastards aren't playing...Copy !req
246. They just killed a black guy.Copy !req
247. I know, right?Copy !req
248. Welcome to America.Copy !req
249. How is that racist?Copy !req
250. Never mind, look —
I treat all servants exactly the same,Copy !req
251. regardless of their race.Copy !req
252. Hang on, I hear freedom ringing.Copy !req
253. At worst I'm elitist.Copy !req
254. But not racist.Copy !req
255. Whatever.Copy !req
256. Cyril and I searched the front half of
the train, but we didn't see any sign ofCopy !req
257. Bilcoe, okay so —
I bet it's hard to seeCopy !req
258. - anything from that high horse...
- So.Copy !req
259. - Unless Archer found Bilcoe in the back
half of the train... - Which, no,Copy !req
260. he didn't.Copy !req
261. Jeezy Petes!Copy !req
262. Archer!Copy !req
263. Is that blood?Copy !req
264. What?Copy !req
265. Oh.Copy !req
266. Yeah, but it's from a cow.Copy !req
267. You shot a cow?Copy !req
268. And Bilcoe's not in the back
half, so you guys must've missed him.Copy !req
269. Which, no, we didn't.Copy !req
270. Which, yes, obviously you did —
Or you did.Copy !req
271. Or you did.Copy !req
272. Because there's no way he got
off, we're moving too fast.Copy !req
273. Oh my God we totally are!Copy !req
274. We might beat the record run!Copy !req
275. You guys probably don't understand
because don't own a railroad?Copy !req
276. But it's actually a pretty huge deal.Copy !req
277. To whom?Copy !req
278. Railroad owners?Copy !req
279. We're a
pretty competitive bunch.Copy !req
280. No, Pam!Copy !req
281. No means no, now stop it!Copy !req
282. Whatsa matter?Copy !req
283. Ya chicken?Copy !req
284. I'm in a wheelchair!Copy !req
285. Ow!Copy !req
286. Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!Copy !req
287. Ow!Copy !req
288. Goddammit Pam I don't wanna race!Copy !req
289. Couple skate?Copy !req
290. I can't believe you
have a skating rink train car.Copy !req
291. Yeah, apparently my
great-grampa was nuts for skating.Copy !req
292. That and the Klan.Copy !req
293. I — okay, so
let's try this again.Copy !req
294. Car by car, this time back to front.Copy !req
295. Good, because Miss Stingy here
won't let me eat in her private dining car—Copy !req
296. Oh my God
we've been over thaaaat...Copy !req
297. — so when you pass the dining
car, have a porter bring me a CobbCopy !req
298. salad.Copy !req
299. Before or after we locate
the dangerous terrorist?Copy !req
300. Before.Copy !req
301. Sorry folks,
uh, go back to sleep.Copy !req
302. Yeah,
just disregard the gun-totingCopy !req
303. spies and the blood smeared everywhere.Copy !req
304. Oh yeah, keep an
eye out for pawprints.Copy !req
305. Where, in the blood?Copy !req
306. Yeah, I assume at some point
he'll come out to like... lick it.Copy !req
307. Come on,
we've only searched two cars,Copy !req
308. so we've got a shitload to go.Copy !req
309. Uh, speaking of, I need to
make use of the facilities here...Copy !req
310. Fine, but catch up, okay.Copy !req
311. And pay attention.Copy !req
312. Yeah, they look just
like prints from a housecat,Copy !req
313. only bigger and awesomer.Copy !req
314. Go.Copy !req
315. Hey, welcome to the bathroom.Copy !req
316. Well, thank you.Copy !req
317. No, no, wait, what're you -Copy !req
318. Ungh!Copy !req
319. I can tell you never
played much hockey, huh?Copy !req
320. Probably too busy runnin
around shootin black guys.Copy !req
321. What's the word, boys?Copy !req
322. Fantastic!Copy !req
323. They'll never see that coming!Copy !req
324. I'll see ya at the border!Copy !req
325. Archer, we don't
have time for this.Copy !req
326. It'll take like, two seconds!Copy !req
327. God!Copy !req
328. - Okay so, a Cobb salad...
- I am not taking that woman a salad,Copy !req
329. Cobb or otherwise.Copy !req
330. George, trust me, you don't want
to see my mother with low blood sug —Copy !req
331. Wait, why are we slowing down?Copy !req
332. We're at the border.Copy !req
333. Of?Copy !req
334. Uh, this new
place, called Canada?Copy !req
335. So?Copy !req
336. So, customs, passport
control, immigration?Copy !req
337. You know, the border?Copy !req
338. Yeah, but... with America.Copy !req
339. They still guard the border!Copy !req
340. Lana, we're going into Canada!Copy !req
341. Okay, can you please explain to him—
Don't do that.Copy !req
342. Okay, already knowing your answer,
I'm going to ask, "Don't do what."Copy !req
343. Make this a weird racial thing.Copy !req
344. - I knew, and yet I asked...
- What, I just don't wanna be ganged upCopy !req
345. on!Copy !req
346. George, back me up here.Copy !req
347. I'm gonna back way up,
and not be in here when theCopy !req
348. mounties catch you crazy
people with all those guns.Copy !req
349. Oh, shit.Copy !req
350. What, they're Canadian, they
don't even know what a gun — oh, shit!Copy !req
351. He said, realizing that —
That what's the perfectCopy !req
352. disguise for some terrorists who
want to board a train to bustCopy !req
353. loose another terrorist?Copy !req
354. Oh, shit!Copy !req
355. The —
Royal Canadian Mounted Police, folks.Copy !req
356. Please have your passports and
declarations forms out and ready.Copy !req
357. Ready?Copy !req
358. Yeah, but what if they're
like, actual real mounties?Copy !req
359. Well, not to belabor the
point, but they'd still be Canadian.Copy !req
360. I.e., I doubt we're in any real danger.Copy !req
361. Okay, here goes...Copy !req
362. Freeze!Copy !req
363. Hands up!Copy !req
364. Get 'em up!Copy !req
365. I swear to God if any of
you Canadian fruitcakes move ICopy !req
366. will shoot that stupid
hat right off your head.Copy !req
367. That, that's not okay.Copy !req
368. Get 'em up Dudley Douchebags!Copy !req
369. Maintain the right, boys.Copy !req
370. Whoa, dude, we're serious, we'll shh —Copy !req
371. iiiiiiit!Copy !req
372. God damn it, Archer!Copy !req
373. What, Lana?Copy !req
374. You are so!Copy !req
375. Stupid!Copy !req
376. Thinking terrorists would be disguised as —
Royal Canadian Mounted Police!Copy !req
377. Stand down, boys!Copy !req
378. We're mounties!Copy !req
379. Piss off!Copy !req
380. We're mounties!Copy !req
381. Great, good, we're all
mounties, so no need for a MexicanCopy !req
382. standoff, eh?Copy !req
383. Oh yah, hooz aboota co-opt s'moor
American stoof there, eh, Cahnada?Copy !req
384. Stuff like Mexican standoff?Copy !req
385. - Oh, look at that, the race card...
Wh-?Copy !req
386. Let's all just
put down the guns, boys!Copy !req
387. C'mon, we're not Americans!Copy !req
388. RRROWR!Copy !req
389. Unvaccinated animal!Copy !req
390. Put him down, boys!Copy !req
391. No!Copy !req
392. Serpentine, Babou!Copy !req
393. RROWR!Copy !req
394. Aw jeez, he sprayed me!Copy !req
395. That reeks!Copy !req
396. Did he get away?Copy !req
397. Ya, ugh, he
ran right oat past us!Copy !req
398. Good.Copy !req
399. Then screw this.Copy !req
400. Please tell me
that's a smoke grenade.Copy !req
401. Okay.Copy !req
402. It's not, though.Copy !req
403. WhoooCopy !req
404. Hoh-lee —
— shitsnacks!Copy !req
405. What was that?Copy !req
406. Probably my stomach growling.Copy !req
407. I am literally starving to death.Copy !req
408. I don't care, Frank!Copy !req
409. We are gonna beat that record,
so put this stupid train in...Copy !req
410. train-gear, and jam it!Copy !req
411. Rrgh!Copy !req
412. - I'm surrounded by mediocrity...
- In what way?Copy !req
413. In what possible way did that work?Copy !req
414. - Umm A, they're all incapacitated...
- And B,Copy !req
415. I got to blow up a train.Copy !req
416. Well thanks, Gomez —
Nice.Copy !req
417. But that doesn't
help us find Bilcoe!Copy !req
418. He's right there, stupid.Copy !req
419. Wh-?Copy !req
420. Jesus boys, what happened?Copy !req
421. I happened.Copy !req
422. Drop it, Bilcoe.Copy !req
423. You drop it, ya racist bastard!Copy !req
424. Gagh!Copy !req
425. Oww!Copy !req
426. Wait, how am I a racist?Copy !req
427. Really?Copy !req
428. Shut up and
come on and shut up!Copy !req
429. Wait, we don't know which
Mounties are the real ones!Copy !req
430. What do we do?Copy !req
431. Archer!Copy !req
432. I'm kidding!Copy !req
433. Jesus Lana...
Hey, good guys and bad guys!Copy !req
434. All of you just got a pretty huge pass,
so don't make me regret it later!Copy !req
435. Deal?Copy !req
436. Come on!Copy !req
437. I'm taking that
as tacit agreement!Copy !req
438. Cyril, what the
hell are you doing?Copy !req
439. Being blind!Copy !req
440. Oh my God, I'm blind!Copy !req
441. Sweater!Copy !req
442. Huh?Copy !req
443. Oh.Copy !req
444. When will you not suck at this?Copy !req
445. When you don't suck at...
shut up!Copy !req
446. Go ahead shoot me.Copy !req
447. It's better than starving to death.Copy !req
448. Everybody shut up!Copy !req
449. And then somebody get over
here to be my hostage!Copy !req
450. Oh for — way to man up, Ray!Copy !req
451. Wh-?Copy !req
452. I'm in a wheelchair!Copy !req
453. Yeah, no offense but we're gonna
be, ya know, running around and stuff?Copy !req
454. Uh, no!Copy !req
455. You're not!Copy !req
456. Uh, yeah!Copy !req
457. I am!Copy !req
458. Everybody okay?Copy !req
459. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
460. Yeah.Copy !req
461. Paralyzed, but other
than that, fine. Yeah.Copy !req
462. - Okay, then Lana, you guard them...
- Okay, what's the plan.Copy !req
463. And Cyril, you keep sliding down
the learning curve like the Banana Splits.Copy !req
464. And what are you gonna do?Copy !req
465. I am going to
fulfill my lifelong dream.Copy !req
466. Meeting Mr. Greenjeans?Copy !req
467. Snap out of it, boys!Copy !req
468. Bilcohhhhhh!Copy !req
469. I could use
some help on the roof!Copy !req
470. Oh my God, this
is gonna be awwshiiiit!Copy !req
471. Owww!Copy !req
472. The dust!Copy !req
473. It's like being shot in the eyes by a...
glittergun!Copy !req
474. There, that oughta do it.Copy !req
475. Okay, let's try that agawwwshiit!Copy !req
476. Retinas!Copy !req
477. Seared, like tuna steaks!Copy !req
478. All I want is to fight
on top of a train!Copy !req
479. Is that too much to ask?Copy !req
480. The good news,
is now I'm furious.Copy !req
481. So, rethinking this, huh?Copy !req
482. On top of the train you're
still like, on the train,Copy !req
483. plus you got all — oh shit!Copy !req
484. Plus you got all that.Copy !req
485. Oh shit. Whyyyyyyyyy—
— do people do this?Copy !req
486. You're still just on the train.Copy !req
487. I know, right?Copy !req
488. Although, I guess sometimes
there's a helicopter?Copy !req
489. Do you have a helicopter?Copy !req
490. Mmmmmm... nope.Copy !req
491. Just a gun.Copy !req
492. It's empty, dickhead.Copy !req
493. Yeah nice try, super-dickhead.Copy !req
494. What the...?Copy !req
495. You fired eight
rounds, ultradickhead.Copy !req
496. Am I the only person who ever
keeps track of that, — oww!Copy !req
497. - Wow, and I thought I was mad before...
- Why,Copy !req
498. didja see some old black lady
sittin in the front of a bus?Copy !req
499. What is your deal
with calling me a racist?Copy !req
500. Well A, you're American —
That's, oh shit, racistsCopy !req
501. jingoist, whatever!Copy !req
502. And B, you murdered the porter!Copy !req
503. Wh-?Copy !req
504. No I didn't!Copy !req
505. You shot him!Copy !req
506. There was blood everywhere!Copy !req
507. That was from
a steak, you idiot!Copy !req
508. I was trying to catch an ocelot!Copy !req
509. In Canada?Copy !req
510. And I'm the idiot?Copy !req
511. Hold it
right there, boys!Copy !req
512. Royal
Canadian Mounted Police!Copy !req
513. Dammit, who are the real ones?Copy !req
514. Guess that's for me
to know and you to find out.Copy !req
515. Well I'm gonna find
out in like five — RRROWR!Copy !req
516. Babou!Copy !req
517. He's corpuscular!Copy !req
518. Get him, boys!Copy !req
519. Nooooo!Copy !req
520. Babou, serpentiiiiiiine!Copy !req
521. - Yeah, so...
- So yeah, put that in your little secretCopy !req
522. agent notebook, along with "don't
leave prisoners unsupervised."Copy !req
523. There's absolutely no reason to
ever get on top of a moving train.Copy !req
524. Wait, what if
there's a helicopter?Copy !req
525. Ooh, yeah, or a dragon!Copy !req
526. Ooh, yeah, or some sarcasm!Copy !req
527. Ooh, yeah, or hang on!Copy !req
528. What?Copy !req
529. Waaaaagh!Copy !req
530. Aaaaaa... ungh!Copy !req
531. Babooooo!Copy !req
532. That's right, buddy, I
goww oww oww oww oww, Babou no!Copy !req
533. Owww!Copy !req
534. RRROWWRR!Copy !req
535. Oh come on, I wouldn't say
it was a complete failure...Copy !req
536. Oh, really?Copy !req
537. And what parts of this mission
would you call a success?Copy !req
538. - Well, let's see...
- Maybe the partCopy !req
539. where my non-recordbreaking
train is totally shit-housed?Copy !req
540. - Not as shit-housed as my spleen...
- Ooh,Copy !req
541. or maybe the part where the mounties
will never hire ISIS again!Copy !req
542. What's it matter, we're
all banned from Canada.Copy !req
543. - Au revoir, sweet man-whores of Montreal...
- Ugh.Copy !req
544. Lana?Copy !req
545. You were saying?Copy !req
546. - Ah, well, we did help with a major arrest...
- Kenny Bilcoe,Copy !req
547. you're under arrest for violation of
sections one through nine of the CanadianCopy !req
548. Terrorism Act, buddy.Copy !req
549. Sorry to cut into
yer donut supply, boys.Copy !req
550. Long live free Nova Scotia!Copy !req
551. - Oh wait, make that five...
- Same goes for you bastards!Copy !req
552. Plus impersonating an RCMP constable!Copy !req
553. That's not
fair, you're doin it!Copy !req
554. Oh, wait!Copy !req
555. - I guess make that six...
- And besidesCopy !req
556. attempted murder on a black
guy, you're under arrest forCopy !req
557. violating the Exotic Fish and
Wildlife Importation Act.Copy !req
558. - Yeah whatever, Dudley Douchebag...
- Plus you alreadyCopy !req
559. used that once.Copy !req
560. It was good
enough to merit seconds!Copy !req
561. You hear that?Copy !req
562. They called you exotic!Copy !req
563. RROWR!Copy !req
564. Which is just people talk for
awesome, which is what you are,Copy !req
565. which is why I was happy
to save your life, buddy.Copy !req
566. Rrowr?Copy !req
567. No don't worry, probably
just thousands of dollars in fines,Copy !req
568. maybe a little jail time,
hopefully just probation.Copy !req
569. Totally worth it.Copy !req
570. Rrowr?Copy !req
571. No, Babou.Copy !req
572. That was all sarcasm.Copy !req
573. Rrowr?Copy !req
574. Yes, all of it!Copy !req
575. You fox-eared asshole!Copy !req