1. C'mon Cyril,
beat it, get outta here.Copy !req
2. This meeting's
for field agents only.Copy !req
3. Which brings me to item one.Copy !req
4. We don't have enough field agents to
effectively run our covert operations.Copy !req
5. Especially since this one went
and got himself paralyzed.Copy !req
6. Yeah that's me, Mr. Selfish.Copy !req
7. More like Ms.Copy !req
8. Anyway, effective immediately, I'm
promoting Cyril to field agent.Copy !req
9. What?Copy !req
10. Do what?Copy !req
11. Hey, that sounds
great, best of luck.Copy !req
12. Where do you
think you're going?Copy !req
13. Oh, sorry, I gotta get back
to Earth before the Stargate closes.Copy !req
14. Get back in here!Copy !req
15. Mother the
chevrons are locking!Copy !req
16. And Cyril is utterly, laughably
unqualified to be a field agent!Copy !req
17. Some offense.Copy !req
18. Some taken.Copy !req
19. Well, none of you were
qualified when you first started.Copy !req
20. - And you've already given Cyril some training...
- Which ended with a deadCopy !req
21. hooker in my trunk!Copy !req
22. No it didn't!Copy !req
23. It easily could have!Copy !req
24. Malory, you can't just —
End! Of discussion.Copy !req
25. And since this meeting is
for field agents only...Copy !req
26. You're taking
me out of the field?Copy !req
27. Well, unless we need someone
to go undercover as a shopping cart.Copy !req
28. This is Roma¡n Calzado, the
notorious Colombian drug lord.Copy !req
29. And hopefully an infusion
of much-needed capital.Copy !req
30. Since when are we bounty hunters?Copy !req
31. Since the DEA's budget
was gutted by all those federalCopy !req
32. spending cutbacks.Copy !req
33. Which is ridiculous,
given the current economy.Copy !req
34. The most efficient way to
decrease the budget deficit isCopy !req
35. - to increase tax revenue, through, um...
- Cyril don't make meCopy !req
36. regret this decision.Copy !req
37. Sorry.Copy !req
38. And if you were in my
tax bracket you wouldn't beCopy !req
39. spouting that socialist propaganda.Copy !req
40. Or wearing such shitty clothes.Copy !req
41. Or doing such shitty missions!Copy !req
42. Exactly, and how many drug users
could be treated with that money?Copy !req
43. Who cares?Copy !req
44. Seriously?Copy !req
45. Lana, they'd just go buy a
million dollars worth of crack with it.Copy !req
46. You don't give them the money.Copy !req
47. You can't, they'll
blow it on crack.Copy !req
48. - Oh my God.
- No they won't, because it'll in the ISIS bankCopy !req
49. account.Copy !req
50. Because you're going to get
Calzado, dead or alive.Copy !req
51. And Cyril, dress appropriately, you'll
be helicoptering into the jungle.Copy !req
52. - Coool...
- Oh, and this whole thing reminds me...Copy !req
53. Pam? Nine AM Friday morning, all ISIS
employees will take a drug test.Copy !req
54. Nkay.Copy !req
55. And knock off
that damn beatboxing!Copy !req
56. Ugh.Copy !req
57. Last week it was freestyling.Copy !req
58. Yes, this LZ!Copy !req
59. You dumb-ass!Copy !req
60. Where we are right now!Copy !req
61. In twenty four hours!Copy !req
62. And you better be here!Copy !req
63. What a dick.Copy !req
64. Well he's probably
just under a lot of stress.Copy !req
65. Since he's our only way out
of th stupid jungle! Dumbass!Copy !req
66. - Seriously...
- Thanks, ghost of Teddy Roosevelt.Copy !req
67. Ms. Archer said dress for the tropics!Copy !req
68. Tropics or Busch Gardens?Copy !req
69. Hey, ya know what?Copy !req
70. Yes.Copy !req
71. Heckle?Copy !req
72. Jeckle?Copy !req
73. Between us and Calzado's fortified
compound there's aboutCopy !req
74. ten clicks of jungle that I just assume
is one giant booby-trap showroom.Copy !req
75. So shut your dickholes, get your gear,
shut up again, and start walking.Copy !req
76. Any questions?Copy !req
77. Cyril.Copy !req
78. What's a click.Copy !req
79. Yeah you say that all
the time and I never know whatCopy !req
80. you're talking about.Copy !req
81. I'm assuming it's a sound of some sort?Copy !req
82. Nuh-uhh!Copy !req
83. Swear to God, first thing Friday
morning we all gotta pee in a cup -Copy !req
84. Which I can't even do... y'all...
Cleaning out my freezerCopy !req
85. last week, found a big bag of skank.Copy !req
86. I guess I brought it back from Jamaica, but —
But it'sCopy !req
87. just a pot test, right?Copy !req
88. No, stupid.Copy !req
89. All drugs.Copy !req
90. Oh shit.Copy !req
91. I call 'em grooving bears.Copy !req
92. How bout you, Ironsides?Copy !req
93. You rollin dirty?Copy !req
94. Umm... Possibly.Copy !req
95. Well then we're all screwed.Copy !req
96. Talking about
the drug test, huh?Copy !req
97. Duh.Copy !req
98. Well — What if I told
you I had a way to beat any drugCopy !req
99. test in the world.Copy !req
100. Are you telling us that?Copy !req
101. Yes.Copy !req
102. Well?Copy !req
103. What is it?Copy !req
104. I call it... Krieger-Kleanse.Copy !req
105. It's an herbal tea, all-natural,
and it's guaranteed to rid yourCopy !req
106. body of all traces of
any illicit substance.Copy !req
107. Well here, gimme gimme give it!Copy !req
108. Ah ah ahh!Copy !req
109. I literal - figuratively scoured the
globe for these special herbs,Copy !req
110. at no small expense to myself.Copy !req
111. Ugh. How much.Copy !req
112. Hundred bucks each.Copy !req
113. Or you can save your
money, and try your luck in theCopy !req
114. current job market.Copy !req
115. Non-sequential bills, please.Copy !req
116. Well then why
not just say kilometer?Copy !req
117. Because shut up.Copy !req
118. - Jungle ziiing...
- So it says here thatCopy !req
119. - Calzado isn't even the head of the
whole operation... - Cyril.Copy !req
120. He's actually just a distributor
for somebody named La Sombra.Copy !req
121. The Shade?Copy !req
122. Cyril.Copy !req
123. No, I bet in this
context, The Shadow.Copy !req
124. Cyril.Copy !req
125. Oof.Copy !req
126. Hey, what's your problem?Copy !req
127. My problem is I don't
want a thousand of steel ballsCopy !req
128. to shred my genitals.Copy !req
129. Huh?Copy !req
130. Claymore mine.Copy !req
131. Full of steel balls that fly a
thousand meters - or one click -Copy !req
132. a second, right at dick level.Copy !req
133. - Jeezy petes...
- Or ass level, which in your case would alsoCopy !req
134. take off your head.Copy !req
135. So quit reading and pay attention.Copy !req
136. But there's a lot of useful
stuff in here, organizational charts,Copy !req
137. inventory and cash-flow analyses...
spreadsheets?Copy !req
138. Of what, possible
outcomes with a twenty-sided die?Copy !req
139. Well you don't need
a spreadsheet for that...Copy !req
140. Yeah and you don't need
one to know you're gonna suck atCopy !req
141. being a field agent Cyril.Copy !req
142. So why do you wanna be one?Copy !req
143. I dunno, I just wanna feel
like I'm a part of the team, ya know?Copy !req
144. I guess I wanna...
feel like I matter more.Copy !req
145. Wow, not afraid to dump out
your purse in the jungle, huh?Copy !req
146. Okay Cyril, then lesson One-A.Copy !req
147. In a potentially hostile environment,
like this, the key is total situationalCopy !req
148. awareness.Copy !req
149. - Okay...
- You look, you listen, you smell.Copy !req
150. And you remember to check your six.Copy !req
151. My six what.Copy !req
152. Is that my gun?Copy !req
153. The old six shooter.Copy !req
154. Oh my God, a clock
Cyril, It means behind you.Copy !req
155. Because the last thing you want
is — Uh Lana, hold up a sec?Copy !req
156. Archer we don't have a — Cyril?Copy !req
157. Yeah, that's
why I said hold up.Copy !req
158. Archer!Copy !req
159. Don't yell at me, I looked away
for literally literally one second!Copy !req
160. Well where the hell did he go?Copy !req
161. - I dunno, it's like... he just...
- You're looking forCopy !req
162. Predator, aren't you?Copy !req
163. Yes.Copy !req
164. Couple things.Copy !req
165. A, he's invisible —
Not totally, he has a telltale shimmer.Copy !req
166. Ow!Copy !req
167. And B, lower your frickin voice.Copy !req
168. Á¡Oye!Copy !req
169. Manos arriba!Copy !req
170. Is that Cyril?Copy !req
171. ¿Quien es?Copy !req
172. No, it's not whimpery enough.Copy !req
173. Cyril! Cyril!Copy !req
174. God damn it.Copy !req
175. Well, look on the bright side.Copy !req
176. Which is?Copy !req
177. Which is what?Copy !req
178. What's the bright side?Copy !req
179. Oh.Copy !req
180. That's a figure of speech.Copy !req
181. All I'm saying is there are a
million green rectangularly reasons toCopy !req
182. complete the mission, and
zero reasons not to.Copy !req
183. You mean besides
Cyril getting captured.Copy !req
184. Yeah! Besides that.Copy !req
185. And if Calzado's men got Cyril, we'll
rescue him when we get Calzado.Copy !req
186. - Problemo solvedo.
- What if it was F.A.R.K.Copy !req
187. or V.E.L.N.Copy !req
188. Then we'll use some of the
million dollar reward to pay his ransom.Copy !req
189. So shut up, Cyril's going to be fine.Copy !req
190. Unless a tiger ate him.Copy !req
191. Tigers don't
live in South America.Copy !req
192. Well at least one does because
I just heard its spine-tingling roar.Copy !req
193. That was a jaguar, dumb-ass.Copy !req
194. Thanks, Marlon Perkins.Copy !req
195. I think I know a tiger when I hear one.Copy !req
196. Every time, your big fat
mouth get's us caught, every time.Copy !req
197. Not every time,
like a third of the time.Copy !req
198. And a thousand bucks
that's a tiger Lana.Copy !req
199. If this doesn't
work we just paid a hundredCopy !req
200. bucks for liquid fart.Copy !req
201. Yeah, well here's
shit in your eye.Copy !req
202. Oh god, it tastes
worse than it smells.Copy !req
203. Man, if I had a nickel for every
time I heard a guy said that,Copy !req
204. I'd have eight nickels.Copy !req
205. Archer, I swear to
God if you don't shut up.Copy !req
206. I'm just saying if it comes
down to that, and I hope it doesn't,Copy !req
207. there's no sense in us
both getting raped.Copy !req
208. Fernando, our special guests
must not be injured in any way.Copy !req
209. Uh, does that include
rape related injuries?Copy !req
210. Of course.Copy !req
211. No one is going to rape you.Copy !req
212. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
213. We're scared.Copy !req
214. We're just tourists, see,
and our car broke down.Copy !req
215. So the assault weapons and plastic
explosives, why do you have these?Copy !req
216. yes, let me explain.Copy !req
217. Busted, we're arms dealers.Copy !req
218. No, I think not.Copy !req
219. I Think you are hunting Roma¡n Calzado.Copy !req
220. In the hopes of a
million dollar reward.Copy !req
221. O.K. yes, busted again.Copy !req
222. But I think now we're
kinda rethinking that.Copy !req
223. So, if I give you two
million, will you go awayCopy !req
224. and say you never found me?Copy !req
225. I — Oh my God, totally yes.Copy !req
226. Then we give mother a
million and you and I canCopy !req
227. split the other million.Copy !req
228. Calzado, you've got yourself a deal.Copy !req
229. Excellent.Copy !req
230. But of course I was joking.Copy !req
231. Obviously I can not allow you to live.Copy !req
232. No, yes you can.Copy !req
233. Or choose not to, whatever,
besides, throwing money away like thatCopy !req
234. would not please el contador.Copy !req
235. El contador, doesn't that mean.Copy !req
236. The accountant, si.Copy !req
237. Cyril?Copy !req
238. Que?Copy !req
239. No he said cereal.Copy !req
240. Que?Copy !req
241. Cerealas.Copy !req
242. El quiere desayuno.Copy !req
243. And people in
hell want ice water.Copy !req
244. Oye.Copy !req
245. Pardon.Copy !req
246. Oh my God!Copy !req
247. I'm gonna die in a toilet stall
just like the gypsy said.Copy !req
248. Damn that Krieger.Copy !req
249. Nazi-clone-bastard.Copy !req
250. Well, we don't
know it was the tea.Copy !req
251. Aagh!Copy !req
252. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
253. I'm your friend,
Pam, I'm — Pam?Copy !req
254. - You're not my friend, you're a Decepticon.
- Waaaagh!Copy !req
255. How are you both still alive?Copy !req
256. The floor is lava!Copy !req
257. The floor is lava!Copy !req
258. Clinical trial thirteen.Copy !req
259. Subjects' responses are
exceeding expectations.Copy !req
260. Pam you're melting!Copy !req
261. You're melting!Copy !req
262. Because the
floor is lah-vuh-huhhhh!Copy !req
263. Must! Kill! Decepticon!Copy !req
264. call Terry.Copy !req
265. RROWWR!Copy !req
266. The tiger says... RROWWR!Copy !req
267. The tiger also says you
owe me a thousand dollars, so -Copy !req
268. No! I don't!Copy !req
269. Because I didn't bet!Copy !req
270. - The welsher says...
- Psssst!Copy !req
271. No, that's a snake.Copy !req
272. Oh boy, am I
glad to see you guys!Copy !req
273. Cyril, what the
hell's going on?Copy !req
274. Are you a drug
dealer now, or...?Copy !req
275. What? No!Copy !req
276. And you guys aren't gonna
believe what happened!Copy !req
277. I had, um, gastric distress, or whatever,
so I was just gonna duck off theCopy !req
278. - trail...
- And you remember to check your six.Copy !req
279. My six what?Copy !req
280. - Before I knew what was happening...
- Oh man, right in my new pants!Copy !req
281. Á¡Oye!Copy !req
282. - Hellooo...
- ! Manos arriba!¿!Copy !req
283. Quien es?Copy !req
284. And I only had a second to answer,
so I thought, what would Lana do?Copy !req
285. Not Archer?Copy !req
286. No, I had to outsmart them.Copy !req
287. He said, suddenly too big
for his shit-caked britches.Copy !req
288. Archer.Copy !req
289. And then it came to me!Copy !req
290. Uh... quien soy?Copy !req
291. Soy el contador!Copy !req
292. Enviado de La Sombra!Copy !req
293. Donde esta¡ Calzado?Copy !req
294. What's a La Sombra?Copy !req
295. Calzado's boss, don't
you remember the dossier?Copy !req
296. No.Copy !req
297. Yes.Copy !req
298. But, what about the gunshot?Copy !req
299. Then they brought me here, and
I bluffed my way through the rest...Copy !req
300. La Sombra did
not say you were coming.Copy !req
301. Well, I assume he did not want to
give you the time to cook your books.Copy !req
302. I — that — I
swear I don't do that!Copy !req
303. Well, then you are a fool.Copy !req
304. ¿Que?Copy !req
305. You pay La Sombra sixty-four
cents on every dollar you make, no?Copy !req
306. - Mmmmas o menos, pero...
- I can get that down to thirty cents,Copy !req
307. and he will never even know.Copy !req
308. Si? Pero como?Copy !req
309. You just leave
that to me, amigo.Copy !req
310. Wait, what's in this for you?Copy !req
311. We split the
difference, of course!Copy !req
312. But first I need some clean clothes.Copy !req
313. This is not mud all over my pants.Copy !req
314. It's caca.Copy !req
315. Holy shit, Cyril!Copy !req
316. Literally.Copy !req
317. Yeah, really kinda wish I'd
skipped the diarrhea part...Copy !req
318. Forget that, you did great!Copy !req
319. Really?Copy !req
320. It figuratively kills me to
say this Cyril, but yeah, you did.Copy !req
321. So now what, what's the plan?Copy !req
322. Oh. Well, I was hoping you
guys could come up with something.Copy !req
323. And ideally before tomorrow at dawn.Copy !req
324. Why, what's —
What is going on here?Copy !req
325. Ah, amigo!Copy !req
326. I was just mocking this giant
negress and her sissy sidekick.Copy !req
327. Yes, they are ridiculous, no?Copy !req
328. Are the accommodations to your liking?Copy !req
329. Honestly?Copy !req
330. No.Copy !req
331. You shouldn't even keep
animals in these conditions.Copy !req
332. Look at them.Copy !req
333. Cement floors, steel bars, no room to
run around, nothing to play with...Copy !req
334. Ah, I think perhaps you
are confusing this with a zoo.Copy !req
335. I think, maybe, it's
all these exotic animals.Copy !req
336. Yes, exotic
animals for me to hunt.Copy !req
337. You hunt them?Copy !req
338. How can you do that?Copy !req
339. Like this.Copy !req
340. God damn dude.Copy !req
341. But you see?Copy !req
342. Even the majestic Bengal
tiger is too easy to kill!Copy !req
343. It's boring!Copy !req
344. Which is why tomorrow at dawn,
I will be hunting the mostCopy !req
345. dangerous game in the world!Copy !req
346. Jai alai?Copy !req
347. Us!Copy !req
348. What?Copy !req
349. Si.Copy !req
350. So sleep well, amigos!Copy !req
351. I want you rested and
strong for tomorrow!Copy !req
352. Venga, Senor Contador, cenamos juntos!Copy !req
353. So yeah, try to think of a plan!Copy !req
354. Well, go ahead and say it.Copy !req
355. Say what.Copy !req
356. How since we're gonna die in
the morning we should have sex now.Copy !req
357. After seeing a
tiger get murdered, Lana?Copy !req
358. No offense, but I'm not
really in the mood.Copy !req
359. If you want, I can watch
while you masturbate.Copy !req
360. But I can tell you right now
my he's not gonna be in it.Copy !req
361. It will be with that tiger's family.Copy !req
362. But, go ahead, start.Copy !req
363. And so begins the hunt
for the most dangerous game!Copy !req
364. - Hooray...
- So what are the les here, exactly?Copy !req
365. Lana be still.Copy !req
366. You get a
thirty-minute head start.Copy !req
367. Then El Contador and I, just us,
alone, will track you and kill you.Copy !req
368. Uh, uh... oh!Copy !req
369. Can they split up?Copy !req
370. Ehhh, sure, why not.Copy !req
371. Then I propose a friendly wager.Copy !req
372. We each hunt one of them, and the first
to kill his quarry is the winner.Copy !req
373. I like this idea.Copy !req
374. But which —
I get the woman called it boom!Copy !req
375. I — alright,
since you called it.Copy !req
376. ¡Oye! Cochino...
Okay, let's hunt some humans!Copy !req
377. Go go go go gunngh!Copy !req
378. Are you really that selfish?Copy !req
379. Apparently!Copy !req
380. Clinical trial
thirteen, update.Copy !req
381. As hypothesized, after
mind-shredding hallucinations,Copy !req
382. subjects B and C have lapsed into deep
unconsciousness... Subject A, however,Copy !req
383. remains at large.Copy !req
384. - Begin clinical trial fourteen...
- Lana? Lana.Copy !req
385. Where the heck is - shmmpf!Copy !req
386. Don't scream, it's me.Copy !req
387. - Oh thank God, I thought those were yeti hands...
- Never gets old.Copy !req
388. But good idea back there,
getting everybody to split up.Copy !req
389. Thanks, yeah, I figured you'd know
to head back to the, uh, LZ thingy —Copy !req
390. Which we've only got
about an hour to get to so —Copy !req
391. — and I figured once I
found you we could work togetherCopy !req
392. to rescue Archer, capture
Calzado, and escape.Copy !req
393. Ya know, you don't
actually suck at this.Copy !req
394. Really?Copy !req
395. You're thinking tactically, making
quick decisions... and I gotta tellCopy !req
396. ya, confidence is pretty damn sexy.Copy !req
397. - Reeally...
- Theoretically.Copy !req
398. Sorry.Copy !req
399. Okay, you're doing pretty well
so far, so what's the plan, rookie?Copy !req
400. And sooner would be better than later.Copy !req
401. Yeah, Calzado's
on a darn threewheeler.Copy !req
402. Can you believe that guy?Copy !req
403. Who, the drug-lord who
hunts humans for sport?Copy !req
404. I know, but that's just lame.Copy !req
405. Cyril?Copy !req
406. Uh, uh, okay, so we have to assume
Archer's heading back to the LZ too,Copy !req
407. - but he can't possibly outrun Calzado...
- Yeah, neither can we, so...?Copy !req
408. We don't need to outrun him!Copy !req
409. Just Archer!Copy !req
410. What?Copy !req
411. Come on!Copy !req
412. Oww!Copy !req
413. Oh eat a dick, jungle!Copy !req
414. Cover it with malaria and leeches,
sprinkle some dengue fever on it,Copy !req
415. and eat a big goddamn jungly dick!Copy !req
416. Yeah, you do that, and I'll just wait
here for a bask of Orinoco crocodiles toCopy !req
417. wander by and eat me.Copy !req
418. Oh great, that's probably them now,
tearing around on specially-equippedCopy !req
419. croc-choppers.Copy !req
420. Wait, what the...?Copy !req
421. Goddess of the Jungle,
I take it all back!Copy !req
422. For when I was thirsty, you saw
fit to slake my thiiiiiirrrrst!Copy !req
423. Goddess of the Jungle, you are a whore.Copy !req
424. Oh thank God, I thought
you were crocodiles.Copy !req
425. Crocodiles?Copy !req
426. On a three-wheeler?Copy !req
427. Right?Copy !req
428. How scary would that be?Copy !req
429. Mmm, probably not as scary as
knowing that I am going to cut you downCopy !req
430. from there, and then
gut you like a fish.Copy !req
431. Well then you're obviously an
idiot when it comes to crocodiles,Copy !req
432. AKA the world's most
deadliest predators.Copy !req
433. I am the world's
deadliest predator!Copy !req
434. Or are you?Copy !req
435. ÿQue?Copy !req
436. Cyril?Copy !req
437. No breakfast for you!Copy !req
438. No, that's my name, Calzado.Copy !req
439. Cyril Figgis... ISIS agent.Copy !req
440. Bastardo mentiroso!Copy !req
441. ISIS?Copy !req
442. That's right.Copy !req
443. And you're under arrest.Copy !req
444. Albeit extra-judicially.Copy !req
445. Over my dead body!Copy !req
446. Well, that can be arranged.Copy !req
447. Lana?Copy !req
448. - Hellooo... Ay, caramba...
Wh-? Wait a minute,Copy !req
449. was I just bait?Copy !req
450. That's right, Archer.Copy !req
451. All part of my brilliant plan.Copy !req
452. Lana, get some vines and
tie him up, chop-chop.Copy !req
453. Chop-chop?Copy !req
454. - Here we go...
- Uh yeah, it means hurry?Copy !req
455. C'mon, we got a chopper
to catch, tie him up!Copy !req
456. You do it.Copy !req
457. Okay, I see what
you're doing here.Copy !req
458. Hands behind your back, Calzado.Copy !req
459. Make me.Copy !req
460. I — look, she will shoot you!Copy !req
461. No I won't.Copy !req
462. No she won't!Copy !req
463. C'mon Cyril, go all rogue on him!Copy !req
464. Guys c'mon, this
is ridicul — ungh!Copy !req
465. I think I'm gonna be — ungh!Copy !req
466. - Yeah, I'm gonna be sick...
- Here, maybe this'll help...Copy !req
467. Aaagh! My eyes!Copy !req
468. Probably shouldn't
have done that.Copy !req
469. Not enough left to get drunk on.Copy !req
470. Bastardo!Copy !req
471. I kill you!Copy !req
472. Lanaaaa!Copy !req
473. What the hell damn guy.Copy !req
474. - Oh thank you thank you thank you...
- You're welcome, Cyril.Copy !req
475. So, did you learn any
valuable lessons today?Copy !req
476. Yes, I did.Copy !req
477. Me too.Copy !req
478. I learned I don't like being bait.Copy !req
479. Owww!Copy !req
480. Sorry, Cyril, did that hurt?Copy !req
481. Cyril. Cyril.Copy !req
482. Cyriiillll!Copy !req
483. Yes it frickin hurt!Copy !req
484. Yeah, right?Copy !req
485. What?Copy !req
486. Yes, obviously I heard what you said!Copy !req
487. I just can't believe the head of
the DEA has the balls to say it!Copy !req
488. Oh, is that a fact!Copy !req
489. Oh it is.Copy !req
490. M-hm. Yep.Copy !req
491. So, uh... How'd that go?Copy !req
492. Oh, fine.Copy !req
493. He was just explaining to me why
ISIS won't be receiving anyCopy !req
494. reward for capturing Calzado.Copy !req
495. Because apparently there's
no proof that we did.Copy !req
496. We literally
handed Calzado to them!Copy !req
497. And in return, did they hand
you a signed receipt for the prisoner?Copy !req
498. No, they — oh.Copy !req
499. Oh, shit.Copy !req
500. Mm. So, well done.Copy !req
501. Because that's exactly the brand of
unparalleled professional excellence thatCopy !req
502. I've come to expect at ISIS.Copy !req
503. No no no no nooo!Copy !req
504. What the —
Oh, I wish I was still blind.Copy !req
505. You'll never take me aliiiive!Copy !req
506. What was I saying?Copy !req
507. - Oh yes, unparalleled...
- Paaaam!Copy !req
508. For the love of God, seal the exits!Copy !req
509. - Professional...
- That's our pee,Copy !req
510. and that's the last I
better hear about it.Copy !req
511. Because this stupid building is a tinderbox,
and I will burn it to the ground.Copy !req
512. Excellence.Copy !req
513. Oh hey, speaking of excellent,
did you hear we met a tiger?Copy !req
514. But he got murdered.Copy !req