1. - And so, here is what I propose...
- We finish these, get some roadies,Copy !req
2. head back to my huge penthouse, drink
chilled champagne served by my valet...Copy !req
3. Isn't it pronounced valet?Copy !req
4. Only if he's parking your car,
then we slip into my new hot tubCopy !req
5. and, ya know, see where
the evening takes us.Copy !req
6. Well, I have to wait until my
friend comes back from the powder room...Copy !req
7. Well yeah, obviously we're
gonna wait for her, she's the hot one.Copy !req
8. Pig!Copy !req
9. I'm sorry, is something funny?Copy !req
10. Just that last part,
where she slapped you.Copy !req
11. Yeah?Copy !req
12. You like physical humor?Copy !req
13. Depends on the situation.Copy !req
14. Ow.Copy !req
15. You okay?Copy !req
16. No, I'm not oh — oh my God!Copy !req
17. You're Burt Reynolds!Copy !req
18. Yes, yes I am.Copy !req
19. And if I let you up, are you
gonna do anything stupid?Copy !req
20. No, no I'm not.Copy !req
21. Hi, Sterling Archer.Copy !req
22. Sterling Archer?Copy !req
23. Yeah, you've heard of me, huh?Copy !req
24. Well, just from your —
Press clippings, yeah,Copy !req
25. it's pretty hard to stay
anonymous when you're theCopy !req
26. world's greatest secret agent.Copy !req
27. Calling
yourself that can't help.Copy !req
28. Hang on, true
story, Operation CIA?Copy !req
29. That movie's basically why I became
a secret agent in the first place!Copy !req
30. Really?Copy !req
31. That movie was just God-awful.Copy !req
32. What's awful is
I almost punched you!Copy !req
33. No you didn't.Copy !req
34. And I've seen all your
other movies like five times!Copy !req
35. Sam Whiskey, Navajo Joe, Fuzz,
Hooper, Shamus, Shark,Copy !req
36. The Longest Yard, Deliverance,
The Smokies, White Lightning,Copy !req
37. obviously Gator, uh, oh!Copy !req
38. I even saw At Long Last Love!Copy !req
39. I thought you were great!Copy !req
40. Really.Copy !req
41. Well, I wanted to.Copy !req
42. Me too.Copy !req
43. Listen, I kinda have a date.Copy !req
44. No no no wait wait wait!Copy !req
45. Sorry. Lemme buy you a drink, I wanna
tell you my idea for a Gator sequel!Copy !req
46. Gator was a sequel.Copy !req
47. I Know, and this will be the
final chapter in The McClusky Trilogy!Copy !req
48. Trilogy. Huh.Copy !req
49. With twice as
many airboats as Gator!Copy !req
50. Twice
as many would be none?Copy !req
51. What're you talking about, Gator had—
Speedboats.Copy !req
52. Not airboats.Copy !req
53. Really, are you sure?Copy !req
54. Pretty sure.Copy !req
55. I directed it.Copy !req
56. I — okay, but this one has
airboats, and they're central to the plot,Copy !req
57. And it sounds
great, kid, but like I said,Copy !req
58. - I kinda have a date, so...
- I get it.Copy !req
59. You gonna take her upstairs and
give her "the longest yard"?Copy !req
60. Yoo-hooooo!Copy !req
61. Mother?Copy !req
62. What are you doing here?Copy !req
63. What are you doing here?Copy !req
64. - I'm kicking it with — Burt? Oh no...
- Yeah so...Copy !req
65. remember how I said I kinda had a date?Copy !req
66. It's kinda with your mom.Copy !req
67. Hope that's not gonna be a problem.Copy !req
68. Oh please!Copy !req
69. Burt Reynolds didn't give you
a black eye, the floor did!Copy !req
70. When you fainted like a schoolgirl!Copy !req
71. It was an involuntary
reaction, mother!Copy !req
72. To seeing you all tarted up to meet
my hero in a hotel bar for sex!Copy !req
73. Oh for — we
were meeting for drinks!Copy !req
74. I mean obviously sex was implied, but—
Ugh!Copy !req
75. And since when is he your hero?Copy !req
76. Wh-? Since always!Copy !req
77. Eeeast bound and doowwn!Copy !req
78. I thought that
was Richard Petty.Copy !req
79. Which doesn't
even merit a response.Copy !req
80. And you cannot date Burt Reynolds!Copy !req
81. Can, am, and
will continue to do so.Copy !req
82. I'm serious, I'll
do something drastic!Copy !req
83. You will not.Copy !req
84. Mainly because you've got
bigger things to worry about.Copy !req
85. I'll be the judge of — a Cuban
hit squad is in New York to kill me?Copy !req
86. Apparently.Copy !req
87. This intel's a week old!Copy !req
88. Why are you just telling
me about it now?Copy !req
89. - Because... Pick up Sterling, pick up, pick—
- Mmyello?Copy !req
90. Sterling dear, it's me.Copy !req
91. There's a —
Ha! Voicemail.Copy !req
92. You know what to do.Copy !req
93. Oh for God's sake.Copy !req
94. Hello?Copy !req
95. Sterling, dear it's me.Copy !req
96. Hold on, hold on!Copy !req
97. Hang on.Copy !req
98. Sterling.Copy !req
99. Don't hang up.Copy !req
100. Hello.Copy !req
101. Sterling it's —
Elaborate voicemail hoax.Copy !req
102. Leave it.Copy !req
103. And then I just sort
of forgot about it, becauseCopy !req
104. that same night, I met —
Burt Reynoooolds!Copy !req
105. Is on line oooone!Copy !req
106. For you, for some reason.Copy !req
107. Burt dear, what
a lovely surprise!Copy !req
108. I'm sitting
here with just a mustacheCopy !req
109. and memories of last night.Copy !req
110. - Oh, Burt...
- Rrrgh!Copy !req
111. and also a blanket.Copy !req
112. The AC in my room's stuck on... freeze.Copy !req
113. Deliverance, Gator,
and this is him in Cosmoooh!Copy !req
114. How totally hot is he?Copy !req
115. I swear to God, you could drown
a toddler in my panties right now.Copy !req
116. I mean not that you would, but —
Hey!Copy !req
117. Shut up!Copy !req
118. You're not my supervisor!Copy !req
119. Wait, who is my supervis—
Carol!Copy !req
120. Oh right.Copy !req
121. Go get my gray
fox out of cold storage.Copy !req
122. Burt Reynolds is taking me to a movie
premiere tonight, so — help me God,Copy !req
123. if you throw that computer on
the floor again you'll wake upCopy !req
124. in a mental ward with total amnesia
under someone else's name.Copy !req
125. That's actually kinda scary.Copy !req
126. Eh.Copy !req
127. Wouldn't be the first time.Copy !req
128. Archer, hey, about this expense report—
Not now, Cyril!Copy !req
129. Mother is ruining what remains
of my life before a Cuban hitCopy !req
130. squad assassinates me, so —
Ma¡talo!Copy !req
131. Wh-?Copy !req
132. Yeah laugh it up, Lana.Copy !req
133. I am.Copy !req
134. You almost got
shot in the face.Copy !req
135. Get off.Copy !req
136. You get off.Copy !req
137. Cyril.Copy !req
138. I'm pretty tense right now.Copy !req
139. Because of the Cubans?Copy !req
140. Or because Burt Reynolds
is doing your mom?Copy !req
141. Yeah, laugh it up!Copy !req
142. I am!Copy !req
143. Burt Reynolds is actually banging —
Archer!Copy !req
144. You broke my frickin nose!Copy !req
145. - What's that?
- Sorry, I can't hear you over the soundCopy !req
146. of I broke your nose!Copy !req
147. Bullying Cyril isn't gonna make
Burt Reynolds stop shtupping your mom.Copy !req
148. He's not... doing that!Copy !req
149. But even if he is, which he is —
No he isn't!Copy !req
150. This Cuban hit squad is no joke.Copy !req
151. So if I were you, I'd lay low in
the safehouse for a few days,Copy !req
152. until we work out a plan
to neutralize them.Copy !req
153. Ohh! Yeah, okay!Copy !req
154. The safehouse!Copy !req
155. I'm sorry, your words made sense,
but your sarcastic tone did not.Copy !req
156. Because there are no Cubans!Copy !req
157. Mother just wants me out of the way so she can...
do unspeakable things withCopy !req
158. Burt Reynolds!Copy !req
159. So nice try, idiot!Copy !req
160. - I love it that I'm the idiot...
- So unless the buildingCopy !req
161. is literally on fire, none
of you are to call me.Copy !req
162. Because, as I may have mentioned—
Fifty times.Copy !req
163. — tonight I will be attending
a movie premiere with Burt Reynolds.Copy !req
164. Oh my God,
that totally reminds me!Copy !req
165. This came for you.Copy !req
166. From him.Copy !req
167. And you opened it?Copy !req
168. That's how
I knew it was from him.Copy !req
169. Give me that!Copy !req
170. "Dear Malory, it's been —"Copy !req
171. Dear Malory, it's been real,
but I'm dumping you for a youngCopy !req
172. starlet and heading back to Tinseltown.Copy !req
173. Do not contact me.Copy !req
174. Regards, Burt Reynolds.Copy !req
175. "Regards!"Copy !req
176. They weren't even warmest!Copy !req
177. Wait a — who
calls it Tinseltown?Copy !req
178. Carol Channing?Copy !req
179. Or somebody who just thinks
that's what movie stars call Hollywood.Copy !req
180. Stockard Channing?Copy !req
181. Archer.Copy !req
182. His mother, dating his mancrush?Copy !req
183. I bet Archer kidnapped him.Copy !req
184. But how?Copy !req
185. - Archer goes to Burt's hotel room...
- Knocks him out...Copy !req
186. Archer?Copy !req
187. Knocks out Burt Reynolds?Copy !req
188. - With gas...
- Oh shit.Copy !req
189. And then hides him somewhere.Copy !req
190. Like an idiot kid
hiding a lamp he broke.Copy !req
191. You really think he'd do that?Copy !req
192. Yes, really.Copy !req
193. I'm serious, if you ever go near
to my mother again I will...Copy !req
194. do something really bad.Copy !req
195. Well, then
you should probably justCopy !req
196. go ahead and get it over with.Copy !req
197. Don't worry, I — wait, what?Copy !req
198. Because if you
don't kill me, and I get loose?Copy !req
199. You're gonna wish you were in
hell with your back broke.Copy !req
200. I don't...
have a response to that.Copy !req
201. They never do...Copy !req
202. It's my own fault,
I should've known!Copy !req
203. They tell you they love you,
and then they just cast youCopy !req
204. aside when some young starlet catches
their eye, with her perky little boobs!Copy !req
205. I bet they
were perky and big.Copy !req
206. Jeezow!Copy !req
207. Why are you torturing
her like that?Copy !req
208. Why are you
asking rhetorical questions?Copy !req
209. - Aww, that's actually kinda sad...
- Alright, here's the plan,Copy !req
210. I say we go rescue Burt Reynolds, and as
a bonus, beat some sense into Archer'sCopy !req
211. head and ass.Copy !req
212. Yeah!Copy !req
213. Right in the head and ass!Copy !req
214. So Pam, Carol,
stay here with Malory.Copy !req
215. Everybody else, let's go to Archer's.Copy !req
216. He's got a Cuban
hit squad after him.Copy !req
217. Why wouldn't he go to the safehouse?Copy !req
218. A, because he thinks
they're imaginary, and B,Copy !req
219. the safehouse doesn't have a —
New hot tub!Copy !req
220. Fifty jets, hand-hewn California
Redwood, no big deal...Copy !req
221. The California
Redwood is endangered.Copy !req
222. So?Copy !req
223. I already got my tub.Copy !req
224. Woodhouse, Burt Reynolds.Copy !req
225. Burt, Woodhouse.Copy !req
226. Hi.Copy !req
227. Loved you
in Gone With The Wind.Copy !req
228. Not him, shut
up, get him a drink.Copy !req
229. What's your poison?Copy !req
230. Pimm's Cup?Copy !req
231. Odd choice...
Well, this whole thing's pretty odd.Copy !req
232. What's odd!Copy !req
233. Is you wanting to date my mother!Copy !req
234. Why's that odd?Copy !req
235. Because you're you!Copy !req
236. - And she's, um...
- Beautiful, smart, funny, successful...Copy !req
237. Like, one of those, tops.Copy !req
238. Not to
mention drop-dead sexy.Copy !req
239. Oh dear God yes.Copy !req
240. Woodhouse!Copy !req
241. I shall fetch a cucumber!Copy !req
242. You have to not date my mother.Copy !req
243. Can't do it.Copy !req
244. Can't, or —
Won't, whatever, pick one.Copy !req
245. Well then, here's
what's gonna happen.Copy !req
246. - You're gonna drink your Pimm's Cup...
- Which is exciting!Copy !req
247. Never had one!Copy !req
248. Then I'm gonna knock you out,
and you're gonna wake up in aCopy !req
249. mental hospital with total amnesia,
under someone else's name.Copy !req
250. Hey, now
there's an idea for a movie!Copy !req
251. Yeah, I think it already was.Copy !req
252. I wasn't in it.Copy !req
253. Well, maybe not, but—
Fade in!Copy !req
254. A mental ward!Copy !req
255. White walls, white sheets,
nurses in crisp white uniforms,Copy !req
256. broken men shuffle like zombies
we see a hospital wristband onCopy !req
257. a man's arm, John Doe.Copy !req
258. And we slowly tilt up, to see the man's face...
Gator McKlusky.Copy !req
259. And he's looking out the window,
the afternoon sun on his face,Copy !req
260. and there's a spark of recognition
in his eyes, cause you know whatCopy !req
261. he's looking at?Copy !req
262. - No...
- The Okefenokee Swamp.Copy !req
263. There's a mental hospital there?Copy !req
264. Right on the water.Copy !req
265. And guess what's tied up
right out there at the dock?Copy !req
266. An airboat!Copy !req
267. And the head nurse falls in love
with him and finds out whoCopy !req
268. he really is so she helps him
escape and they get chased by aCopy !req
269. bunch of dirty cops but
in the end they win!Copy !req
270. And you just
got a screenplay credit.Copy !req
271. For real?Copy !req
272. Oh yeah, maybe even—
Your Pimm's Cup, sir.Copy !req
273. Doesn't it...
come in a silver chalice?Copy !req
274. Ah.Copy !req
275. That would be a pimp cup, sir.Copy !req
276. - Ohh...
- I hate to sound Hollywood,Copy !req
277. but could you put my Pimm's Cup in a—
Pimp Cup! Certainly!Copy !req
278. It would be an honor, Mr. Gable!Copy !req
279. Maybe even what?Copy !req
280. Executive Producer.Copy !req
281. Executive producer?Copy !req
282. But I'm not... Falling for that!Copy !req
283. You big liar!Copy !req
284. You're not gonna make that movie!Copy !req
285. Oh, I absolutely am.Copy !req
286. And once your ISIS buddies find out that
you kidnapped me and come find me,Copy !req
287. I'm gonna give them all an EP credit.Copy !req
288. No, you're not!Copy !req
289. So drink your stupid Pimm's Cup —
Yeah,Copy !req
290. where are we on that chalice?Copy !req
291. Because nobody
is coming for you, Burt!Copy !req
292. And especially nobody from ISIS!Copy !req
293. Okay, don't take
this the wrong way?Copy !req
294. But I'm kinda wondering how you're
gonna be an effective field agent.Copy !req
295. Interesting.Copy !req
296. Coming from a woman.Copy !req
297. Excuse me?Copy !req
298. Burn!Copy !req
299. Eh?Copy !req
300. Esto es Archer, no?Copy !req
301. Creo que se, pero...
esta paralizado?Copy !req
302. Al parecer.Copy !req
303. Sera mas fa¡cil, eh?Copy !req
304. El inva¡lido.Copy !req
305. Ma¡talo!Copy !req
306. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm
all for affirmative action, but —Copy !req
307. Oh my God! Okay, first of all —
Hey guys?Copy !req
308. Hey guys?Copy !req
309. Zip it nerds!Copy !req
310. First of all, I was twice the agent
you were when your legs worked,Copy !req
311. so don't hand me that—
Shit!Copy !req
312. What the —
Duck!Copy !req
313. And this conversation isn't over!Copy !req
314. Isn't it?Copy !req
315. No no no no!Copy !req
316. My brand-new van!Copy !req
317. Holy shit!Copy !req
318. Lana! Hang on!Copy !req
319. Cuban hit squad!Copy !req
320. I gotta go!Copy !req
321. Would you go?Copy !req
322. I can't yet!Copy !req
323. And now I do
actually see your point.Copy !req
324. Krieger, go!Copy !req
325. Á¡Vamonos!Copy !req
326. Damn!Copy !req
327. Krieger can't outrun anything
with all that handicapped shit.Copy !req
328. I gotta go after them!Copy !req
329. But this conversation is not over!Copy !req
330. You'll never catch 'em.Copy !req
331. Yes I will!Copy !req
332. No you won't.Copy !req
333. I've seen you drive.Copy !req
334. You drive like an egg.Copy !req
335. You think you
can outdrive me?Copy !req
336. And I'll bet on it.Copy !req
337. Go on... If I
don't catch 'em, I will just ride offCopy !req
338. - into the sunset... - Where they
don't have telephones to ever call myCopy !req
339. mother again, ever.Copy !req
340. On my word.Copy !req
341. - And if I do catch 'em...
- You keep dating my mother, yeah, got it.Copy !req
342. And since we've wasted a shitload of
time already, I feel pretty good aboutCopy !req
343. this bet.Copy !req
344. So let's do thiiis!Copy !req
345. You're kidding me.Copy !req
346. I know, it drives me nuts.Copy !req
347. It's like the world's slowest elevator.Copy !req
348. This is like the
world's slowest van!Copy !req
349. It's all this
handicapped shit!Copy !req
350. Jesus God, I get!Copy !req
351. Your point!Copy !req
352. You
should get a bat-pole.Copy !req
353. Nine thousand bucks.Copy !req
354. What?Copy !req
355. Lowest quote I got.Copy !req
356. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
357. For basically just putting a pole
where the garbage chute already is,Copy !req
358. but the co-op board was like "But
what'll we do with the garbage?"Copy !req
359. Yeah, but you
can still throw it downCopy !req
360. the, whatever, the same shaft.Copy !req
361. I know.Copy !req
362. And then you'd
have some garbage to land on.Copy !req
363. If you're coming in
hot, I know, it's a win-win.Copy !req
364. And you were
gonna pay for it yourself,Copy !req
365. no assessment or anything.Copy !req
366. Yep.Copy !req
367. Ridiculous.Copy !req
368. Preaching to the choir, buddy.Copy !req
369. That's
not your car, is it?Copy !req
370. Yeah, why?Copy !req
371. - Nothing, just...
- Didn't know they sold those to men.Copy !req
372. Yeah, laugh it up, Burt.Copy !req
373. I am.Copy !req
374. Aaaaaaaawwww shiiiiiiiiiiit!Copy !req
375. Burt it's too fast!Copy !req
376. Too fast!Copy !req
377. No such thing.Copy !req
378. Yes such thing!Copy !req
379. Slow down!Copy !req
380. Don't you
wanna help your friends?Copy !req
381. I don't care about them!Copy !req
382. Yes you do.Copy !req
383. You just pretend you don't,
because you're afraid of —Copy !req
384. Dying in this frickin car!Copy !req
385. Emotional intimacy.Copy !req
386. Oh my God, you —
You are such an asshole!Copy !req
387. Lana? Lana, we're
coming to help, where are you?Copy !req
388. - Heading north on the FDR at...
- 60th!Copy !req
389. Getting shot at by your damn Cubans!Copy !req
390. Which is totally not cool!Copy !req
391. Great!Copy !req
392. Tell her to keep going north!Copy !req
393. Doesn't matter, we can't catch
them, we're all the way acrawww shiiiit!Copy !req
394. We'll catch 'em.Copy !req
395. I know a shortcut.Copy !req
396. Wh-? How?Copy !req
397. I did a TV
series here called Hawk.Copy !req
398. I forgot about Hawk.Copy !req
399. He was part Indian.Copy !req
400. Right!Copy !req
401. Whoo!Copy !req
402. Now it's officially a chase!Copy !req
403. Hooray...
You know what your problem is?Copy !req
404. My pants are wet?Copy !req
405. You only see
your mother as your mother.Copy !req
406. But she's also a person.Copy !req
407. She has hopes, dreams, fears... needs.Copy !req
408. Don't make it weirder!Copy !req
409. Not sexual needs
— well, maybe those too—Copy !req
410. but personal, professional, all the
stuff that makes a person who they are.Copy !req
411. And until you — oops, hang on.Copy !req
412. Holy shit, Burt Reynolds!Copy !req
413. Hey, if you'd pay attention
you might just learn something here.Copy !req
414. I'm sorry, I can't
hear you over the soundCopy !req
415. of my giant throbbing erection.Copy !req
416. Owww!Copy !req
417. How bout now?Copy !req
418. It's gone, I'm all ears.Copy !req
419. Good.Copy !req
420. Because my point is...
oh wait, wait, you're gonna wanna see this.Copy !req
421. See wh — no!Copy !req
422. Burt noooo!Copy !req
423. Please don't do this.Copy !req
424. Oh shit!Copy !req
425. My pants are now literally wet.Copy !req
426. And my point is,
until you can look at yourCopy !req
427. mother and see her not just as your
mother but as a person, a real person...Copy !req
428. you can't grow up.Copy !req
429. Huh.Copy !req
430. Food for thought.Copy !req
431. And if I were you I'd come to terms
with that, because I plan on seeingCopy !req
432. a lot of her.Copy !req
433. And uh, by "a lot of her"Copy !req
434. I mean —
I get it!Copy !req
435. But I guess you're outta luck, because
we had a — Bet. God damn it.Copy !req
436. Now whaddya
say we have some fun?Copy !req
437. - Whatever...
- Oh my God, not the van.Copy !req
438. Will you please!Copy !req
439. Drive straight!Copy !req
440. No, serpentine, serpentine!Copy !req
441. Oh!Copy !req
442. Herroooh!Copy !req
443. - Herroh...
- Holy shit!Copy !req
444. It's Burt Reynolds!Copy !req
445. Á¡Buenas!Copy !req
446. Now watch what I do right here.Copy !req
447. Yeah duh, I only invented it.Copy !req
448. Oh.Copy !req
449. Nice to meet you, Hal Needham.Copy !req
450. Whatever.Copy !req
451. Ha haaaaa!Copy !req
452. That was actually pretty sweet.Copy !req
453. Uh-oh, looks
like we're in danger of aCopy !req
454. - frown turning upside-down...
- Cut it out, that tickles.Copy !req
455. Burt c'mon, seriously, cut it out—
Burt watch the goddamn road!Copy !req
456. Oh shit.Copy !req
457. Sorry about that.Copy !req
458. You should be,
that was totally irresp —Copy !req
459. Wait, was that the same footage?Copy !req
460. Thanks, Burt!Copy !req
461. Anytime, darlin!Copy !req
462. - But uh, you probably wanna go ahead
and slow down... - Oh, shit!Copy !req
463. Krieger, braaaakes!Copy !req
464. I am!Copy !req
465. They're not doing anything!Copy !req
466. A round must've
cut the brake line!Copy !req
467. That's okay, I got it!Copy !req
468. What do you
mean you gawww shiiit!Copy !req
469. Um...Copy !req
470. Hang on, everybody!Copy !req
471. Everybody okay?Copy !req
472. Okay?Copy !req
473. No, we're not okay!Copy !req
474. Look at vanispheres!Copy !req
475. - No, we okay...
- Dont you touch me!Copy !req
476. What — is that a ghost?Copy !req
477. No, it's — never mind.Copy !req
478. We're good.Copy !req
479. Thank you, Burt.Copy !req
480. Oh don't thank
me, thank — oh, right.Copy !req
481. Now if you'll excuse me, I think we
can still make that movie premiere.Copy !req
482. You're taking
me to the premiere?Copy !req
483. Leave me for some
hot little twenty year-old.Copy !req
484. Well, I'll show him.Copy !req
485. I'll go find a ten year-old.Copy !req
486. - Ew.
- Yeah, I don't think you wanna do that.Copy !req
487. Shut up.Copy !req
488. Okay, taxiiii!Copy !req
489. Yooou!Copy !req
490. Malory wait, I can explain—
Save it!Copy !req
491. Nobody wants your, your —
Mother, Burt didn't —Copy !req
492. — mustache rides
around here, buster!Copy !req
493. Mother!Copy !req
494. Ugh, listen, Burt
didn't write that note.Copy !req
495. I did.Copy !req
496. You what.Copy !req
497. I know, I'm
sorry, I — Oww! Oww!Copy !req
498. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
499. A lot, actually.Copy !req
500. He's kind of a mess.Copy !req
501. - I am too, look at me, raccoon eyes...
- I thinkCopy !req
502. you look beautiful.Copy !req
503. And I, for one, would love to
walk you down the red carpet.Copy !req
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