1. Mm, Sterling Archer.
The world's most dangerous spy.Copy !req
2. Oh, I don't know about all that.Copy !req
3. No? Well, do you know that I fell
in love the moment I saw you?Copy !req
4. Really? With who?Copy !req
5. Oh, you silly man, who do you think?Copy !req
6. Well, I don't know.
There were a lot of guys there.Copy !req
7. Not when I was finished.Copy !req
8. Oh.Copy !req
9. Well, then, it was just me and you.
Me and you.Copy !req
10. Oh, I like the way that sounds.Copy !req
11. Me too. Me, and you, and—Copy !req
12. Hello.Copy !req
13. What in the name
of pre-paid venereal disease...Copy !req
14. do you think you're doing?Copy !req
15. I, um—
Darling, I know she is old...Copy !req
16. but you allow such talk
from your secretary?Copy !req
17. His what?
She's not my— No.Copy !req
18. Katya, this is
actually my mother.Copy !req
19. And, Mother,
this is Katya Kasanova.Copy !req
20. She saved my life in Moscow,
she's former KGB...Copy !req
21. she wants to defect and
become an ISIS agent and she's—Copy !req
22. Mortified. I beg your forgiveness.Copy !req
23. I'm sure you do.Copy !req
24. And don't you want to freshen up
after your long ride?Copy !req
25. Phrasing, Mother.
Sorry, Katya.Copy !req
26. It's fine, please excuse me.
My Mother's...Copy !req
27. Check the break room.Copy !req
28. Maybe you'll get lucky
and find some Wetnaps.Copy !req
29. And you.
Go see Krieger this instant.Copy !req
30. What—? I don't need a doctor, Mother.
Katya doesn't have VD.Copy !req
31. You haven't had sex with her?Copy !req
32. Ha, ha. For your— That was pretty good.Copy !req
33. I want Krieger to x-ray
that tiny brain of yours...Copy !req
34. because obviously the Russians
put another chip in it.Copy !req
35. What? No, they didn't.Copy !req
36. Then you're as dumb as you are stupid,
because best-case scenario...Copy !req
37. that Russian tramp wants to con you
into marriage for a green card, and—Copy !req
38. Hah!
Why doesn't everybody come in here?Copy !req
39. It's okay. We can hear from out here.Copy !req
40. With our earballs.Copy !req
41. I don't think you need to worry
about Archer getting married.Copy !req
42. Hey, you know what?Copy !req
43. He will, if he ever meets
the right girl but—Copy !req
44. What was I,
the wrong one?Copy !req
45. Do I?
Oh, you know what I meanCopy !req
46. Doesn't matter,
because worst-case scenario...Copy !req
47. that woman is a KGB double agent.Copy !req
48. Mother, she saved my life. She's not a—Copy !req
49. Oh, yeah, okay, I see what's
happening here. You're both jealous.Copy !req
50. What?Copy !req
51. It's understandable from you, Lana...
Hah!Copy !req
52. But from you, Mother,
it's kind of creepy.Copy !req
53. First of all—Copy !req
54. I think it's a little weird—
Right?Copy !req
55. —That a KGB agent
wants to come to ISIS...Copy !req
56. when Krieger's finishing
his secret project.Copy !req
57. She killed, like, 10 Russians
to save my life.Copy !req
58. So trust me,
she's not interested in Krieger's project.Copy !req
59. No, trust me, I am very interested.Copy !req
60. Well, I probably shouldn't show
you this, but I'm totally going to.Copy !req
61. Right? Almost as cool as my van.Copy !req
62. Dr. Krieger, this is amazing.
I don't know about all that.Copy !req
63. But this technology could forever
alter the balance of world power.Copy !req
64. If you're into power,
let's go down to my van...Copy !req
65. because "Red Barchetta"
through a 10-gigawatt preamp is—Copy !req
66. Wait, please tell me
you're into Rush.Copy !req
67. Oh, the only rush I know is my love
for your comrade, Sterling Archer.Copy !req
68. Womp, womp.Copy !req
69. But, surely, a brilliant scientist
like you, how is it you are single?Copy !req
70. Eh, I almost got married once.
Church, reception, I had it all lined up.Copy !req
71. Really?
Yeah, but...Copy !req
72. Krieger-sanCopy !req
73. My cherry blossoms are wilting.Copy !req
74. But "society" couldn't deal with it.Copy !req
75. Katya's not trying to con me
into marriage.Copy !req
76. I mean,
she did move in with me but—Copy !req
77. What?
She's living with you?Copy !req
78. Which is funny, why?Copy !req
79. Because if I recall...Copy !req
80. you kind of have a problem
sharing your space.Copy !req
81. Lana, what are you doing?Copy !req
82. Brushing my teeth.Copy !req
83. In the sink?Copy !req
84. Where should I do it,
in the toilet?Copy !req
85. I mean...
Ugh!Copy !req
86. Well, whatever. And shut up. And if you
don't make Katya an ISIS agent, Mother...Copy !req
87. I Will quit ISIS.Copy !req
88. Here, drink this.
You're talking crazy.Copy !req
89. No, thanks.
I promised Katya I'd quit drinking.Copy !req
90. Speaking of, where is she?Copy !req
91. No words.
My words have failed me.Copy !req
92. Well, then, shut up.Copy !req
93. So, what do you think?Copy !req
94. Oh, sorry,
I thought you said shut up.Copy !req
95. And yet you talk.Copy !req
96. But I'll just bet Nikolai Jakov is so jealous
of my, ahem, friendship with Len Trexler...Copy !req
97. that he planned this whole thing.Copy !req
98. Of course I did not plan the traitor
Kasanova's defection.Copy !req
99. But I had to tell the party chairman
it was part of my master genius plan.Copy !req
100. Because the traitor Kasanova
knows too much.Copy !req
101. More like Lemon Party
chairman.Copy !req
102. So I must ensure she never tells the
West what she knows, or I will get—Copy !req
103. Egg on your face.
Ugh!Copy !req
104. More like bullet in my brain.Copy !req
105. No, you have actual egg on your face.
What? Unh!Copy !req
106. Is why party chairman
kept doing this. I hope.Copy !req
107. Shut up, idiot,
and help me think.Copy !req
108. Don't worry, I have actual genius plan
to solve Kasanova problem.Copy !req
109. What—? Well, what it is?Copy !req
110. If I tell you all at once
your head might explode.Copy !req
111. Along with comb-over.Copy !req
112. Katya, baby, you in there?Copy !req
113. Katya.
Unh! She's not in here, dumb-ass.Copy !req
114. And this deuce ain't gonna drop itself.Copy !req
115. Unh! You realize I can never unhear that
sentence, Pam. And why are you crying?Copy !req
116. Because I got ripped
in a bar last night...Copy !req
117. and I was trying to beat my record
for cramming pool balls in my mouth...Copy !req
118. when some A-hole
slaps me on the back—Copy !req
119. No. You swallowed a pool ball'?
I wish just one.Copy !req
120. And I still got two to go,
so if you don't mind...Copy !req
121. Wait, Pam, I had a—Copy !req
122. Damn, what was it? UmCopy !req
123. Something about stripes and solids?Copy !req
124. Speaking of, would you describe your
relationship with Katya as solid or—?Copy !req
125. Uh, Cyril, you know
what's solid? This wall.Copy !req
126. Oh, yeah, so is the floor, my fist.Copy !req
127. Um. Oh, Cyril. The butt of my gun.Copy !req
128. Okay, I get it.
Do you?Copy !req
129. Oh, yes. No, believe me, doctor,
this is all very interesting information.Copy !req
130. Yeah, it totally is.Copy !req
131. What the hell is going on in here?Copy !req
132. My God, Krieger, why not just give
her the project on a floppy disk?Copy !req
133. It's way too big for that.Copy !req
134. No, I just wanted—Copy !req
135. A green card?Copy !req
136. Or a big parade in Red Square
when you come back to Moscow...Copy !req
137. with our top-secret project.
Aah!Copy !req
138. What the hell?
No, darling. I wasn't doing anything, I—Copy !req
139. Oh, for God's sakes, Lana,
have some pride once in your life.Copy !req
140. I know it just kills you
that I'm in love with Katya—Copy !req
141. First of all—Copy !req
142. Especially since you
and I had sex when I had cancer.Copy !req
143. What?
What?Copy !req
144. It's okay,
it was just cancer sex.Copy !req
145. But it's over, Lana. Get on with your
life, and let me get on with mine.Copy !req
146. Well, at least you got
some closure.Copy !req
147. Which is more
than I ever got.Copy !req
148. Oh, you are just
your mother all over.Copy !req
149. Darling, please,
I just want to leave.Copy !req
150. No, Katya, don't you see?
That's exactly what Mother wants.Copy !req
151. So you.
Can you hack into the KGB servers?Copy !req
152. Does one ring rule them all?Copy !req
153. One ring? I don't know—Copy !req
154. No, don't engage him.Copy !req
155. From there it's all just Ores
and Gollums and Balrogs.Copy !req
156. Okay, pull up
Katya's KGB personnel file.Copy !req
157. But, darling, I—Copy !req
158. Hush, it'll show you've been disavowed
by the KGB, and then Mother will—Copy !req
159. Yes, gasp,
because she'll be so...Copy !req
160. confused. Katya, what—?Copy !req
161. No, Katya, wait. Katya!Copy !req
162. How long until Mother sees this?
Okay. Ow.Copy !req
163. And that kind of depends.Copy !req
164. Oh, shit.Copy !req
165. Wait till everybody sees this.Copy !req
166. Oh, shit.Copy !req
167. Ha-ha-ha. "Penetrate deep."
"Destroy from within."Copy !req
168. Oh, shit.Copy !req
169. So you fake Kasanova's file,
those fools at ISIS hack into it—Copy !req
170. And then we beginning
Phase Three.Copy !req
171. Wait, what is Phase Two?Copy !req
172. Phase Two is I want promotion.Copy !req
173. Damn those KGB pigs.Copy !req
174. Faking my file
so that everyone here thinks that I am—Copy !req
175. A double agent.Copy !req
176. Darling, I swear, it's a fake.Copy !req
177. Just what a double agent would say.
Stay back.Copy !req
178. Darling, don't make me shoot you.Copy !req
179. Hey, I'm kidding.
Baby, come on, will you relax?Copy !req
180. Although, that is what you'd say
if you were a double agent.Copy !req
181. But I'm not.
How can I prove to you?Copy !req
182. You don't have to. Look at me.Copy !req
183. Even if you were, I wouldn't care.
Aah. Really?Copy !req
184. Yes, really. Katya, I love you.Copy !req
185. But you're not though, right? Awesome.
No.Copy !req
186. Once we explain it all to Mother,
I'm sure she'll say—Copy !req
187. Shoot her.
Wha—?Copy !req
188. Katya, on your knees, hands behind
your head and toss out that weapon.Copy !req
189. Although not in that order.
Hey, not in any order.Copy !req
190. Mother, this is all
just a huge misunderstanding.Copy !req
191. I am not a double agent.Copy !req
192. Just what a double agent would say.Copy !req
193. Ugh, we've covered that. Mother, listen.Copy !req
194. Lana, shoot her
That is an order.Copy !req
195. Oh. Sorry, Archer.
Lana, no.Copy !req
196. I'm sorry, darling.Copy !req
197. Wait, no, no, no.
Ow, ow.Copy !req
198. Holy shit.Copy !req
199. I'm sorry I had to do that, darling.
Please don't hate me.Copy !req
200. Are you kidding?Copy !req
201. I've never been this turned on
in my entire life.Copy !req
202. That little bitch.Copy !req
203. Don't worry, she won't get far.
I'm locking ISIS down, top to bottom.Copy !req
204. It's pound, pound, six,
pound, five, two.Copy !req
205. Duh.Copy !req
206. Pound, pound, six—
You're hitting star.Copy !req
207. Security system off-line.Copy !req
208. Damn it.
Restarting, in...Copy !req
209. Oh, here we go.
10 minutes.Copy !req
210. Damn it!
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
211. I bet Mother was hitting star again.Copy !req
212. Ha-ha-ha.
But, darling, where will we go?Copy !req
213. Anywhere but there.Copy !req
214. Because as sexy as it was
shooting at Lana—Copy !req
215. Just her weapons.Copy !req
216. If I wanted to hit her, I could have.
Well, yeah, she is huge.Copy !req
217. And what about
helping me escape?Copy !req
218. What if they think
that you are double agent?Copy !req
219. Come on, they may think
I'm a lot of shitty things—Copy !req
220. But he is not a double agent.
Are you retarded?Copy !req
221. Oh, he's an idiot and a shit bird.Copy !req
222. Well, then, how do
you explain this?Copy !req
223. Yes.
Uh, bad parenting?Copy !req
224. That was taken outside the parking
garage not five minutes ago.Copy !req
225. After Slutya Slutsakova did this.Copy !req
226. After? Why didn't you
lock down the building?Copy !req
227. Security system restarting in five minutes.Copy !req
228. You were hitting star again.Copy !req
229. Zip it, you two.Copy !req
230. Because it kills me
to say this...Copy !req
231. but Sterling's obviously been flipped
by that Russian whore...Copy !req
232. so we have to treat them both...Copy !req
233. as double agents.Copy !req
234. Yes.
Even her?Copy !req
235. For God's sake,
are you hearing yourself?Copy !req
236. He's your son, not a—
Ray, she got him to quit drinking.Copy !req
237. So, what's the plan?Copy !req
238. Sterling will go
to ground...Copy !req
239. but he'll need to pick up
his bug-out bag, so...Copy !req
240. Woodhouse? Listen very carefully.Copy !req
241. Goddamn, Woodhouse,
are you deaf?Copy !req
242. A bit, yes, but I'm afraid
I know nothing about this.Copy !req
243. What was it?
My bug-out bag. It was right here.Copy !req
244. It's a calfskin Hermés grip...Copy !req
245. and it's full of fake passports
and mustaches.Copy !req
246. Oh, and 200 grand in cash.Copy !req
247. And, uh, calfskin, you said? Aah—Copy !req
248. Do you like to travel?Copy !req
249. If you don't find that bag...Copy !req
250. I will empty the entire contents
of your body...Copy !req
251. and use your leathery skin
as a replacement.Copy !req
252. I shall check my sewing room.
Wait, his what?Copy !req
253. But even with money and passports-
And mustaches.Copy !req
254. —Where will we go?Copy !req
255. If ISIS thinks you are double agent,
we can't stay here.Copy !req
256. And if we go back to Russia—
Russia?Copy !req
257. Look, no offense, but standing in line
for beets and toilet paper...Copy !req
258. isn't my idea of a good time.Copy !req
259. Ah, is not so bad. You take crossword,
you catch up with your neighbors.Copy !req
260. Neighbors. That's it.
We'll go to Canada and work for the—Copy !req
261. Wait, does Canada
even have a spy agency?Copy !req
262. Yes, but—
Wh—? Why?Copy !req
263. It's Canada.
Don't you see?Copy !req
264. Wherever we go,
someone will always be hunting us.Copy !req
265. So let them hunt.Copy !req
266. Katya, we're the two
best secret agents in the world.Copy !req
267. So nyet' promotion...Copy !req
268. because you still have not solved
my Kasanova problem.Copy !req
269. Hang on, hasty pudding.Copy !req
270. Pitch is out, I can't hold altitude.
What?Copy !req
271. I can't hold it, she's breaking up.Copy !req
272. Barry Dillon, ODIN agent.Copy !req
273. A man barely alive.Copy !req
274. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.Copy !req
275. We have the technology.Copy !req
276. We have the capability
to make the world's first bionic man.Copy !req
277. Barry Dillon will be that man.Copy !req
278. Better than he was before.Copy !req
279. Better, stronger, faster.Copy !req
280. This is amazing.Copy !req
281. Can we actually create
such a thing?Copy !req
282. Can and did.
I green-lit the project way back.Copy !req
283. So about that promotion...Copy !req
284. I want to see this Bionic Barry.Copy !req
285. Well, then, you'd better pack a bag.Copy !req
286. And what brings you
to New York, Mr. Berg?Copy !req
287. Business or pleasure?Copy !req
288. Oh, pleasure. Definitely pleasure.Copy !req
289. Alrighty. Well,
welcome to the United States.Copy !req
290. Thanks.
Or shalom or whatever it is we say.Copy !req
291. Because I'm one step
ahead of you.Copy !req
292. Like always.Copy !req
293. And we'll always be
one step ahead of them.Copy !req
294. No matter who's hunting us.Copy !req
295. Even if it's— Oh, I don't know,
a criminally insane cyborg.Copy !req
296. So, um, comrade Bionic Barry,
can you solve my Kasanova problem?Copy !req
297. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
298. If I knew and/or cared
who and/or what that was.Copy !req
299. But since I don't and/or do not...Copy !req
300. I'm going to kill
and/or murder Sterling Archer.Copy !req
301. Wha—? Nyet! Archer may be my son.Copy !req
302. Well, too bad, because you've sown
the wind, and now you shall reap...Copy !req
303. the Barry.Copy !req
304. I said don't take
the bridge, dickhead.Copy !req
305. Hail, Mary, mother of—
Unh!Copy !req
306. Reset the f****** meter.Copy !req
307. Oh, God.Copy !req
308. Actually, you know what?Copy !req
309. Let's, uh, put a pin
in that promotion.Copy !req
310. Darling, please. Forget the bag.Copy !req
311. We need it, and—
Hey, what about this?Copy !req
312. Canada's got casinos, right?Copy !req
313. They could be here any minute.
Who, ISIS?Copy !req
314. Baby, come on,
remember who we're dealing with here.Copy !req
315. And here we are.Copy !req
316. I swear, if anyone saw me
in this awful van—Copy !req
317. How could they,
with this illegal-ass window tint?Copy !req
318. This van's, like,
rolling probable cause.Copy !req
319. So all ashore from the S. S. Date Rape.
Toot, toot.Copy !req
320. I'm serious, Woodhouse,
either find that bag or a Magic Marker...Copy !req
321. so we can draw where the zippers
are gonna go on your body.Copy !req
322. Afraid I haven't seen
a Magic Marker either, sir.Copy !req
323. Bit of a mess in here.Copy !req
324. Was this my billiard room?Copy !req
325. At one time, yes, but I needed a place
to sew your suits, you see, so—Copy !req
326. Eh.
Uh...Copy !req
327. Sir?
It doesn't matter, Woodhouse.Copy !req
328. I'm leaving. Go nuts. Hang a bunch
of Georgia O'Keeffe posters.Copy !req
329. But, sir, you can't leave.
Your mother—Copy !req
330. Can also hang.Copy !req
331. Woodhouse, for the first time
in my life, I'm in love.Copy !req
332. And nobody, especially Mother,
is gonna ruin that for me.Copy !req
333. You're serious, aren't you?Copy !req
334. Woodhouse, I quit drinking for her.Copy !req
335. Just that one.Copy !req
336. I'm scared if I stop all at once...Copy !req
337. the cumulative hangover
will literally kill me.Copy !req
338. Well, if you truly
love Ms. Kasanova...Copy !req
339. I'd like for you to have this.Copy !req
340. Whoa. Wait, is that—?Copy !req
341. No, I guess it wouldn't be Mother's.
No, sir, it was her mother's.Copy !req
342. Bub?
Darling, we really must go.Copy !req
343. Um. Hang on, just doing something.Copy !req
344. Ugh. Please don't make him
into a suitcase.Copy !req
345. I'm not.
But, Woodhouse, I need my—Copy !req
346. Did you have that the whole time?
Yes, sir.Copy !req
347. Well then, goodbye, Woodhouse,
and you're fired.Copy !req
348. Uh, technically,
your mother is my employer.Copy !req
349. Really?Copy !req
350. Who do you think's been paying my salary
all these years?Copy !req
351. I just thought you were—
Well, slave's not the right word, but really?Copy !req
352. Mother pays you?
Yes, sir, and—Copy !req
353. Sterling, dear.Copy !req
354. Wha—?
Aah!Copy !req
355. She also
has her own key.Copy !req
356. If you come out to the living room,
I have a surprise for you.Copy !req
357. That's the same thing
she said when I was 5...Copy !req
358. and I spilled grape Tang
on her stupid flokati rug.Copy !req
359. What was the surprise?Copy !req
360. Apparently, how bad a Ping-Pong
paddle hurts on a tiny, bare ass.Copy !req
361. And so—
But, darling, are you sure?Copy !req
362. Yeah, it hurt like crazy.
No, no, about this, about us.Copy !req
363. Katya, I swear,
I've never been more sure about anything.Copy !req
364. Then I am with you. All the way.Copy !req
365. But no shots center-mass.
Just try to wing them.Copy !req
366. Oh, and Woodhouse?
Uh, yes, sir?Copy !req
367. Totally being sarcastic
about the Georgia O'Keeffe posters.Copy !req
368. Do not do that.Copy !req
369. Okay. Coming, Mother!Copy !req
370. Shit, I'm out.
I am also out.Copy !req
371. Uh, actually, so am I.
Dukes, me too.Copy !req
372. Me too.
Seriously?Copy !req
373. Is anybody hit?Copy !req
374. I'm all good.
Uh, no, I'm fine.Copy !req
375. Huh. Not really the explosive climax
I thought it was gonna be.Copy !req
376. Is nobody gonna
touch that? Seriously?Copy !req
377. Not just yet. Because I lied.Copy !req
378. I still have one in the chamber,
and it's got your name on it, missy.Copy !req
379. Mother, no.Copy !req
380. I know you're having
a disturbingly hard time with this...Copy !req
381. but I am in love with Katya.Copy !req
382. Damn it, Sterling, she's a double agent.
I swear to you I am not.Copy !req
383. The KGB faked her file, Mother.
Oh, whatever.Copy !req
384. Although—
Yeah, it is the first thing they'd do.Copy !req
385. That's like
Counterintelligence 101.Copy !req
386. But then why was she taking notes
about Krieger's secret project?Copy !req
387. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
388. I knew I forgot to mention
something, and it was this.Copy !req
389. Um...Copy !req
390. Darling, I told you that I fell in love
with you when we first met...Copy !req
391. but I am afraid that was a lie.Copy !req
392. Called it.
I fell in love with you long ago.Copy !req
393. Because this man, Sterling Archer...Copy !req
394. is Russia's most dangerous enemy.Copy !req
395. And he is the man I will marry.Copy !req
396. So all this time, you wanted—
To marry you.Copy !req
397. So when Dr. Krieger told me
that he already paid deposits...Copy !req
398. with florists and caterers, and that
his wedding would never happen, I—Copy !req
399. Krieger-san, you promised.Copy !req
400. We will talk about it in the van.Copy !req
401. Well, since it sounds like I don't
have to help with the wedding plans...Copy !req
402. Katya, will you marry me?Copy !req
403. A thousand times, da.Copy !req
404. Awesome.Copy !req
405. I thought I'd be dead
long before this day ever came.Copy !req
406. Actually, hoped.Copy !req
407. Oh, shut up, you old sourpuss.Copy !req
408. Because this day has come, Mother.Copy !req
409. We can get married right here.
Really? Ha, ha.Copy !req
410. Well, not "here" here. On the terrace.Copy !req
411. Oh, thank you so much for coming.Copy !req
412. Oh, and I just love your hair.Copy !req
413. I hate it. I look like a whore.Copy !req
414. And you made it all look
so beautiful, Woodhouse.Copy !req
415. Thank you, thank you.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
416. But don't thank him,
it sets a bad precedent.Copy !req
417. And, plus, we still need a priest, so—
How about a disgraced former minister?Copy !req
418. What?
What the shit?Copy !req
419. Long story, kind of boring...Copy !req
420. but I am still licensed by
the state to perform marriages...Copy !req
421. the irony of which is not lost on me.Copy !req
422. Yeah, you wanna know
what's really ironic?Copy !req
423. Barry'?
Yes, Barry, hi.Copy !req
424. And what's ironic is Archer,
besides sodomizing my fiancée—Copy !req
425. What?
Only by the strictest legal definition.Copy !req
426. —Threw me off a roof, twice.Copy !req
427. Dropped, Barry.
And how are you not dead?Copy !req
428. Because the Russians turned me into—Copy !req
429. Oh, my God.
That's awful.Copy !req
430. —The unholy abomination of metal fused
with flesh which now stands before you.Copy !req
431. They have this technology?Copy !req
432. Eight years on my secret project, wasted.
Hey, whoa, Barry, don't—Copy !req
433. Yeah, so back to the irony,
now I'm gonna throw you off the roof.Copy !req
434. Wow, Barry,
you're, like, super strong.Copy !req
435. Did I mention I was a cyborg?
You did.Copy !req
436. Can somebody shoot him?
Dukes.Copy !req
437. Archer, we're out of ammo.
Well, I'm not.Copy !req
438. And if anyone's
going to ruin my son's wedding...Copy !req
439. it'll be me.Copy !req
440. What part of "I'm a cyborg"
are you people still not getting, exactly?Copy !req
441. Uh, core concept, I guess?Copy !req
442. No, wait, Katya, no.Copy !req
443. Yes, I will save you, darling.
No, no, no, don't. Katya!Copy !req
444. Archer!
I love you!Copy !req
445. No!Copy !req
446. Yeah!
One-for-three off the roof, bitch.Copy !req
447. Ha-ha-ha. Whoo!Copy !req
448. Oh, Katya, no!Copy !req
449. No,no, no!Copy !req
450. Why the—?Copy !req
451. Why the hell are you crying?Copy !req
452. That was my van.Copy !req