1. Oh! Oh, I cannot believe you.
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2. Are you out of your big fat
Russian skull?
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3. Of all the dumb stunts you've...
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4. Nikolai, how could you do this?
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5. With KGB surveillance team. They...
Not "how" how, you ass. "Why" how.
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6. For record of activities
in Krakow.
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7. Oh, some blurry 8 mm of...
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8. No, we have
the digital hi-def now.
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9. Wonderful. So they can blow it up
for the jury at my treason trial.
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10. Is amazing,
no loss of resolution...
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11. Damn your bloodshot eyes,
I'm serious.
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12. I will not let that
happen to you.
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13. You let this happen. And by doing so,
jeopardized our entire operation.
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14. Darling, please.
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15. Don't say that.
I have no idea how this Ramón Limón...
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16. got the disk. He must have gone rogue.
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17. Oh, all Hispanics
look roguish.
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18. The KGB had no idea
about my plan.
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19. So please, do not blame
Major Jakov.
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20. Oh, right, how could I?
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21. The important thing is that the disk
does not fall into the wrong hands.
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22. You mean "wronger" hands.
Like your government's. Or mine.
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23. I find it very surprising
that Castro okayed an operation...
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24. with such potential
to embarrass the Soviets.
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25. Well, he is unpredictable.
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26. Which is why I am planning ahead
for my retirement. In beautiful Miami.
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27. And so, here are the keys and the deed...
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28. to my condo in South Beach.
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29. A nice start to a new start.
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30. But what of the
financial arrangements?
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31. You'll get the money when I get the disk.
And if you've made copies...
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32. I tried, but the Russian was smart
enough to copy-protect the disk.
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33. Yeah, he's a real genius.
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34. But if you try to
double-cross me...
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35. Well, you should know what...
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36. kind of a man you are...
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37. dealing with.
Oh, Ramón.
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38. I think I know exactly
what kind of man you are.
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39. Uh, que?
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40. I said I could eat
the absolute pants off some shrimp.
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41. - I don't suppose he's up.
- No, mum.
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42. And from the looks of it,
not to mention the lemur...
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43. I would hazard
he's taking a personal day.
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44. The hell he is.
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45. Woodhouse, we got any lube?
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46. Like at this point
even olive oil would...
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47. help me get that drawer unstuck.
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48. Jesus God, Sterling. Schoolgirls?
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49. Those are costumes.
I suppose that makes it better?
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50. Doesn't it? Oh, uh, Woodhouse,
I told my guests you'd pack their lunch.
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51. I'll do my best, sir. I'm afraid
the lemur got into the pudding cups.
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52. Yeah, like I told you he would. You idiot.
Will you please focus?
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53. Now, I know you're familiar
with the honey pot.
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54. Seducing and blackmailing
a hot female enemy agent.
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55. I love the honey pot.
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56. I'm sure you do.
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57. But this time you may not
find the target...
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58. appealing.
What, is it Pam?
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59. Seriously, whoever.
It's all the same in the dar... No.
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60. Yes. Yes. Yes!
No. No. Come on.
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61. Have Gillette do this.
Sterling, you're the only one I can trust.
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62. And don't even get me
started on Miss Gillette.
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63. She has never liked me.
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64. But someday I'm gonna
write a book about this place. Mm-hm.
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65. A real smackarooni.
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66. Sterling, please, I need your help.
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67. This Ramón Limón is blackmailing me.
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68. With what? What's he got on you?
It's...
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69. none of your nosy beeswax.
Well, then it sucks to be you.
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70. You'll be who it sucks to be
if I have to call my bridge partner.
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71. Oh, who's your bridge partner?
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72. The district attorney.
So?
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73. Sir, that stolen lemur bit one
of your prostitutes right in the face...
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74. and she says she can't go
to hospital...
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75. because she's, quote, "tripping balls."
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76. You know, when I was little,
I used to pretend you weren't my mother.
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77. - Me too.
- Bang.
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78. Bang.
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79. Ew, kill. Bang.
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80. Shock.
Shut up. Oh, my God, bang.
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81. I hesitate to even ask.
We're doing "Kill, Bang, Marry."
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82. Again, hesitation.
It's on the ISIS Intranet.
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83. You click through pictures of everybody
who works here, and say if you'd rather...
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84. Kill them or bang or marry them.
Wow, that is entirely inappropriate.
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85. That's what I said.
If you go through the whole list...
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86. you can see what everybody said.
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87. Everybody? Like...?
Like Lana. And if, I don't know...
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88. maybe she said "bang"
about Mr. Archer?
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89. I got ups. Move it, chubs.
Hey.
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90. Dr. Krieger's covert team
installed these surveillance cameras...
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91. while Limón was out
shopping yesterday.
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92. Yup, we've got video
and audio...
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93. with a satellite feed
back to these hard drives.
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94. Same set-up I've got in my van.
Jesus, Krieger.
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95. You're still taping bum fights?
No, now I'm into something...
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96. darker.
Ahem!
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97. Since that obnoxious little Castro...
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98. is such a raging homophobe...
Fidel hates the gays.
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99. it's a safe bet he'd have Ramón killed
if he ever found out he was gay.
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100. So once you seduce him...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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101. I thought nobody else
was supposed to know about this.
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102. He won't remember.
Yeah, no, I'm...
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103. - I am shitfaced.
- Miss Archer, phone call.
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104. I'm busy.
Um, we all are?
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105. Bang. Uh, kill, I guess.
Thanks a lot.
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106. It's a bad picture, Pam.
He says it's urgent.
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107. Something about
developments in Krakow?
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108. Krakow? Oh, for...
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109. Sterling, get to Miami,
and don't come back...
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110. until you've completed
your assignment.
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111. Taking one for the team, huh?
Hopefully not.
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112. Well if you do, I've developed
a proprietary chemical compound...
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113. which may come in handy.
I call it Formula K.
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114. And it makes you
temporarily gay?
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115. I don't know.
Just started human testing.
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116. By dosing Danny
the intern's coffee.
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117. Danny is definitely feeling something.
I think I'm going to pass.
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118. Suit yourself. Just means
more for me and Danny.
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119. Who is loving it.
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120. I have ascertained the target, sir.
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121. And he's actually quite handsome.
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122. And I suppose that makes it better.
Doesn't it?
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123. No, it... Woodhouse, this is Miami.
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124. Don't you have any cooler clothes?
No sir, not anymore.
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125. And your shoes.
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126. Because how hard is it to
poach a goddamn egg properly?
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127. Seriously, that's like Eggs 101,
Woodhouse.
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128. Now I know you've lost your mind.
You want me to defect to Russia?
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129. Just, uh, you know,
if the worst happens.
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130. That is the worst.
Standing in the snow...
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131. for beet rations in my Blahniks?
Come on.
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132. I'm head of KGB.
I have my beets delivered.
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133. Nikolai.
Free Stolichnaya, Beluga caviar.
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134. My own private limousine.
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135. The Soviet system
is actually incredibly unfair.
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136. And it just sounds wonderful, but...
Hey, I'm just putting it out there.
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137. Well, just put it back in.
You're the whole reason I'm in this mess.
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138. I'm trying to help.
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139. I mean, if that Cuban
does not fall for the honey pot.
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140. Oh, I think he will.
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141. I've got my top man on it.
Or possibly bottom.
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142. - Ahem. Can I help you?
- I don't know. Can you?
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143. Is this some sort of viral marketing?
What? No, I meant...
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144. Or are you asking me,
specifically, if I have a penis?
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145. Uh, it's more of a conversation starter.
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146. And here's a conversation ender. Adiós.
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147. Oh, bilingual snap.
Thank you.
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148. Do you not see me rocking
this chiseled slab of hard man-body?
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149. I mean, come on. Are you gay or not?
I am.
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150. But you. You are so not my type.
What?
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151. Hey, I am everybody's type.
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152. Oh, please.
What?
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153. You are entirely too gay.
No, I'm not.
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154. Are you kidding?
Oh my God, you, like, sneeze glitter.
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155. Thank you.
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156. So, yeah. I'm an ISIS agent...
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157. and that Ramón guy's a Cuban agent...
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158. and, uh, I'm supposed to run
what we call a honey pot on him.
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159. I can't believe you have all this
stuff and it's, like, portable.
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160. I can't believe you blab
that you're a secret agent.
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161. I can't believe you're a hairdresser
and Rudi's an interior decorator.
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162. God, he's the best in Miami.
Thank you.
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163. You're quite welcome, sir.
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164. - If I had a spoon...
- No, no, no.
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165. I would eat you up.
Don't be nice.
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166. So this spy agency, is it, like, the real
CIA "James Bondy" deal, or what?
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167. Charles, ISIS employs
some of the world's foremost...
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168. intelligence analysts,
covert operatives and scientists.
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169. Wait, did Cyril play this stupid game?
You'll have to play to find out.
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170. Danny. Danny, stop running.
We gotta keep that heart rate down, buddy.
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171. - Okay.
- Danny!
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172. Kill. Bang. Bang.
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173. Ew, kill.
Well, thanks a lot.
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174. Pam, it's a bad picture.
I think that's hot.
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175. Like, somebody murdering me?
It's so intimate.
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176. So, yeah, basically, we're the front line
in the fight against tyranny.
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177. Thank you.
My pleasure, sir.
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178. I wanna dress you up
like a little gnome...
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179. and just have you live in my garden.
I would like some new clothes.
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180. Shut up. But also,
and speaking of clothes...
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181. these seem way too normal.
What, normal as opposed to gay?
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182. Implying that gay
is abnormal?
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183. Not abnormal, just gay.
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184. In spite of your personality,
you get plenty of women, right?
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185. Uh, duh and or hello.
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186. So, "duh and or hello,"
just act like you normally do...
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187. around women.
Really?
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188. Because how hard is it to poach
a goddamn egg properly?
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189. I believe he means before
you lure them into the apartment, sir.
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190. Oh. Yeah, that makes more sense.
So I just like, what? Approach him in a bar?
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191. Yeah, If I were you, I'd try The Cock Fight.
What? A cockfight?
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192. It's the name of a gay bar.
They also have actual cockfights.
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193. Yeah, Latino men.
You take the bad with the good.
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194. Jesus, what's your problem?
You are. Blonde, brunette.
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195. I thought I made it clear
you are not my type.
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196. Is that where we landed
on that, because I...
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197. Dios mío. Is your ego so large...
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198. you cannot handle a single rejection?
Yes.
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199. Let me buy you a drink.
I already have a drink.
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200. Why don't you buy him one?
He could use it.
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201. Why... Why don't we all
have one and talk about it.
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202. Seriously Woodhouse, how can you be
so totally awesome and not be gay?
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203. Well, I was very fond
of a boy at school once.
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204. Reggie Thistleton.
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205. But he died in the war, at Flanders.
Flanders?
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206. What war was that?
Oh, the Great War.
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207. They're all great.
Oh, my God, yes, those Nazi uniforms?
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208. Hugo Boss.
Shut up.
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209. Swear to God.
And look at slut, just getting home.
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210. Well, I guess our advice worked.
No, it didn't.
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211. Ramón blew me off.
Then where were you all night?
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212. Way the Christ out
in the Everglades...
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213. burying some Dominican guy's rooster.
Fun.
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214. Oh, you mean literally.
Yes.
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215. Sorry.
I mean, look at my clothes.
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216. And what the hell
are you wearing, Woodhouse?
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217. I...
We bought those for him.
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218. If you throw them off the roof
I'll fly to New York...
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219. and fling acid in your face.
Thank you.
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220. Oh, great.
Mother, I have nothing to report yet.
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221. This is a lot harder than I thought.
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222. How hard could it be to talk a gay man...
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223. into having anonymous sex?
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224. See the stereotypes we put up with?
You don't know what I'm dealing with.
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225. You don't know what
I'm dealing with!
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226. See? Here is my nice building,
my limousine, my mother.
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227. Oh, and my apartment is two bedrooms,
so she won't even have to move out.
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228. So you just listen to me, Mr. Man.
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229. Get me some video
of hot man-on-man action by tonight...
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230. or don't bother coming home.
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231. She sounds fabulous.
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232. Yeah, she's actually not.
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233. But the stereotype thing
got me thinking...
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234. because, let's see, Ramón is Latino...
And Latinos are all about machismo.
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235. So you may have
to out-macho him.
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236. Out-macho a gay guy? Oh, my stars.
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237. Or, wait, you could just be
a sarcastic bitch your whole life.
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238. - Thank you.
- Wait a...
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239. Did you set this whole thing up...
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240. just so I'd have to come
live with you and your mother?
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241. No! It was merely incompetence.
And I suppose that makes it better?
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242. Doesn't it?
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243. Wait a minute, how do you know
Ramón's playing jai alai right now?
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244. Um, he's Latino.
So it's either that or dominoes.
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245. Stereotypes exist for a reason.
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246. Okay, we're off to get
our scrotums waxed.
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247. Ramón, hey.
I have a proposition for you.
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248. Mama, have to call you back.
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249. Don't you ever give up?
Not when it comes...
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250. to somebody refusing
to have sex with me.
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251. You know, consensually or whatever.
Hmm.
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252. So me and you,
one on one, loser has to do...
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253. whatever the winner says.
If I win...
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254. I want you to leave me alone.
Fine. But if I win...
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255. we go to your place
and have, you know...
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256. gay sex.
Have you ever played jai alai?
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257. Uh, actually, lacrosse.
But it's jai alai for white people.
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258. Lacrosse is gay.
You're gay. I mean, I am too.
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259. We're both gay.
Seriously, I can serve this pelota...
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260. almost 200 miles an hour.
Big whoop, that little squishy...
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261. Jesus, is this made of limestone?
It's a dangerous game.
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262. Yeah? Well, I'm dangerous.
And I'm gonna win.
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263. And gay sex.
Okay.
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264. Go stand over there.
Where, over here?
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265. Mm, little more far.
What, here?
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266. Sí, sí. That's good, right there.
Is this...?
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267. That's what you're gonna
be saying when I'm, uh, all...
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268. inside you with gay sex.
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269. Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
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270. Wait, do I need a helmet?
Probably.
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271. Wait, what?
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272. I mean, after all...
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273. you are playing
a very dangerous game...
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274. Sterling Archer of ISIS.
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275. There he is. Welcome back, amigo.
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276. Jesus Christ, who...
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277. apparently uses the same
awful decorator as my mother.
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278. Trust me,
whoever decorated this condo...
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279. is not in heaven.
And neither are you...
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280. Agent Sterling Archer of ISIS.
Wait, you know who I am?
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281. Duh and or hola.
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282. So you know why I'm here.
I assume because your mother forced you...
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283. to pose as a gay man, in hopes
of catching me in a, how you say...
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284. pot of honey.
Yeah, which is just so classic her.
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285. Oh, you should meet my mother. She...
No, no, no, shut up, listen. My mother...
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286. Oh, my God, that's her.
Dios mío. It's her.
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287. I... I can't believe we hung up
on them.
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288. That was so thoroughly awesome, Ramón.
This is awesome.
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289. Here, try it.
No. Whoa, whoa.
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290. It's raw, man.
No, the citric acid from the limes...
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291. actually cooks the fish.
Try it.
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292. Mm. Mm!
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293. Oh, my, Ramón, that is amazing.
Right? Mama always said:
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294. "Sterling,
come in here and check me for lumps."
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295. Holy shit, was that out loud?
It's okay. This is a safe place.
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296. Yeah, but it's not, though.
Are you referring to these?
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297. Ha. You found Krieger's cameras?
I think he is not so good at his job.
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298. Danny!
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299. Dude, that whole agency's
not so good at their jobs.
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300. Kill. Kill. God, when do I get to the end
so I can see what Cyril said?
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301. You seriously don't think that's hot?
I seriously think you're scary.
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302. No, no, no, like, a big sweaty fireman...
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303. carries you out of a burning building,
lays you on the sidewalk.
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304. You think,
"He's gonna give me mouth-to-mouth."
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305. But instead he just starts
choking the shit out of you...
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306. and the last sensation
that you feel before you die...
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307. is he is squeezing your throat
so hard that a big...
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308. wet blob of drool
"Blurp!"
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309. Falls right onto your popped-out eyeball.
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310. Jesus Christ.
I know, right?
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311. What the hell?
I'm wet just thinking about it.
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312. Cyril? Cyril, you get your ass
out here right now!
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313. Is she freaking cause Cyril said
he wanted to bang Danny?
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314. No, it's because he said
he wanted to marry her.
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315. She's so weird.
Hey, will you choke me a little bit?
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316. Pfft. That's nothing compared to
the pendejos I have to work with.
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317. You haven't banged half of them,
like yours truly.
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318. I can't. If Fidel found out I'm gay, he'd...
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319. Well, that's why you're here.
And maybe it's the concussion...
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320. but I seriously feel crappy about that.
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321. No. I feel crappy. I should not have
tried to blackmail your mother.
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322. Yeah, what's on this thing anyway?
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323. Get on the floor, you tacky-ass,
white-after-Labor-Day-wearing bitches.
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324. Thank you.
Charles and Rudi? What the...?
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325. What is the meaning of this?
Sorry. We're a hit squad.
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326. Turns out Fidel is unhappy
that one of his top agents is gay.
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327. Hey. Save your breath
for cooling your ceviche.
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328. Ceviche is already cold.
I know.
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329. You dicks were working
for Castro this whole time?
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330. Positutely, yes.
But we were having such a blast...
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331. hanging with Woodhouse...
Who is fine, by the way.
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332. I'm genuinely sorry about this.
But may I can keep the clothes?
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333. Forever and always.
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334. Not that you care.
Yeah, I actually don't.
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335. So are you two even really gay?
As big old tangerines, yes.
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336. Then how can you work for Castro?
You know his stance on homosexuality.
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337. Because, commie,
I have something called a mortgage.
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338. Hey, whoa, if this is about money,
I know somebody who'd pay...
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339. a whole lot of money
to get this back.
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340. Sterling, no.
Hey, Ramón, shut up.
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341. Let the mummy talk.
I can't let you do this.
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342. What the...?
You'll never take me alive, bastardos.
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343. Let's outsource it
to some cracked-up Haitains.
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344. That's what I said.
You know why?
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345. So you could be all
Little Miss "Hindsight's 20-20."
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346. Here, take this.
Why did you have a salad gun?
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347. Eh, I was going to kill you.
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348. Oh, you are just the worst kind of...
Me? Your mother started all of this.
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349. - So give them the freaking disk.
- If I do that...
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350. it will become public.
And if you see what's on this disk...
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351. Well if you weren't gay, you will be.
Ha, ha! Well, what is it?
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352. A sex tape of Mother?
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353. Ahem.
Oh, my...
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354. But there, you see. It's gone.
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355. So it's okay, just let it all...
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356. Jesus, God, do you ladies
want to put on your nightgowns...
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357. crack open a tube of
cookie dough and talk?
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358. Goddamn it, we're dealing
with some profound issues here...
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359. you queer.
What the hell, man?
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360. Sorry, I meant homosexual person.
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361. No, you idiota. We have
a finite number of bullets.
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362. - Oh, my bad.
- Oh, my bad.
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363. Ha, ha. Now who feels stupid?
My guess is both of you.
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364. Since the last thing you see
is gonna be that horrific sofa.
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365. Shut up, I bet you're
not even a real interior decorator.
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366. Well, he's not licensed or anything,
but he's got a real flair for it.
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367. Thank you.
So how about stand up...
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368. and let us paint the walls
with your brains.
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369. - Here, take this.
- Jesus, Ramón, a Claymore?
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370. I can explain.
You were gonna frag me?
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371. No. This was for decorating.
What? Look at this place.
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372. I was going to have to start from scratch.
The kitchen's not bad.
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373. Oh, God, are you kidding?
That kitchen is awful... Oh, crap.
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374. No, thank you.
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375. Ramón, was that not
totally epic?
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376. Sí, Sterling.
Because you lived to tell the tale.
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377. No, no, no,
because my mother's condo got trashed.
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378. God, she is gonna freak when...
Wait, where's Charles and Rudi?
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379. Hmm. I think they must have escaped,
however implausible that may seem.
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380. That does seem implausible.
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381. And so I must now
go into hiding.
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382. Fidel will keep sending
hit squads...
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383. and he will not stop until I am dead.
So, what, just a life on the run?
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384. Sí, just like el Doctor David Banner.
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385. How do you say "The Hulk" in Spanish?
El Hulk.
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386. Gay.
What?
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387. We don't have a word for "Hulk."
Do you have a word for "gay?"
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388. Gay.
Gayer!
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389. Jesus, Spanish,
our jobs aren't enough?
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390. Now you got to take our words?
Sterling!
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391. I didn't mean that,
it was racist.
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392. And even though you were
gonna shoot and or frag me...
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393. I feel like we had
kind of a connection.
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394. I'm sad because we had
a connection, and now...
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395. And now I feel like a dick,
so come on.
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396. Let me turn that frown upside down.
How?
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397. Well, the bedroom
was untouched by the explosion.
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398. I'm listening.
So let's blow the shit out of it.
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399. Oh. I thought you meant
you wanted to...
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400. Ramón.
And just why is that so funny?
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401. Not that. Woodhouse.
He's all tied up somewhere.
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402. Scared... Scared and alone.
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403. Probably dehydrated.
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