1. Whoo-hoo! Office vacation!Copy !req
2. No, office mission.Copy !req
3. Why are we
always doing missions?Copy !req
4. Because it's our job.Copy !req
5. You don't even know what I do.Copy !req
6. - Do you?
- What?Copy !req
7. Look at this place—
is our mission to stop peopleCopy !req
8. from getting up crazy earlyCopy !req
9. and using towels to claim
the best lounge chairs?Copy !req
10. Probably not.Copy !req
11. What's wrong with using a towel
to claim a chair?Copy !req
12. Ugh, are you really
one of those people?Copy !req
13. One of what people?Copy !req
14. One of those people who thinksCopy !req
15. they own the best seats
at the poolCopy !req
16. and can ruin
everyone else's vacation.Copy !req
17. So it is a vacation!Copy !req
18. Not a vacation!
And not a resort.Copy !req
19. It's a luxury plastic surgery
facility in Costa Rica.Copy !req
20. Pfft, anyone can put plastic
in a body.Copy !req
21. I can put an entire universe
inside of you.Copy !req
22. Interpol received intel that
one of the world'sCopy !req
23. foremost drug kingpins will be
a patient at the facility.Copy !req
24. This is your target:
El Cambiante.Copy !req
25. Wait, these are the best photos
we have?Copy !req
26. They're the only photos
we have.Copy !req
27. El Cambiante is incredibly secretive.Copy !req
28. - Same.
- Oh, please.Copy !req
29. - You share everything.
- Aha!Copy !req
30. So my true secrets
remain hidden.Copy !req
31. You have worse secrets
than the ones we already know?Copy !req
32. - Wait, what kind of se—
- Nobody ask!Copy !req
33. No one knows what
El Cambiante looks likeCopy !req
34. because every five years,
he changes his appearance.Copy !req
35. Your mission
is to pose as patients,Copy !req
36. find El Cambiante,
and take him aliveCopy !req
37. before he changes his face.Copy !req
38. Huh, their rates are actually
really reasonable.Copy !req
39. Botox in, bad guy out. Got it.Copy !req
40. You get Botox?Copy !req
41. Regular touch-ups
when I'm youngCopy !req
42. will help me avoid looking
like you when I'm older.Copy !req
43. Why would you want to avoid
looking... perfect?Copy !req
44. Aww.
You should look at a mirror—Copy !req
45. and not a photo
from 20 years ago.Copy !req
46. There wouldn't be
any difference!Copy !req
47. I mean,
there's some difference.Copy !req
48. Crow's feet.Copy !req
49. Say the word
and I can give you tiger feet.Copy !req
50. Lana, tell them I look as good,
if not better than ever.Copy !req
51. You don't, I won't,Copy !req
52. and your plane leaves
in an hour.Copy !req
53. Seriously?Copy !req
54. Uh, this?Copy !req
55. This is
for a different mission.Copy !req
56. I call Pam's mission!Copy !req
57. So tell me what you don't like
about yourself.Copy !req
58. Whoa, doc, that's a tough one.Copy !req
59. I mean, I guess I've been told
my features are too striking.Copy !req
60. I like everything about myself.Copy !req
61. Then why are you here?Copy !req
62. I don't know,
why are any of us here?Copy !req
63. Standard touch-up—injections
at the orbicularis oculi,Copy !req
64. glabella, and frontalis.Copy !req
65. Not too heavy. I like to glare.Copy !req
66. So what's the craziest thingCopy !req
67. you've ever put
inside a person?Copy !req
68. - I—
- Follow-up.Copy !req
69. What's the craziest thing
you'd likeCopy !req
70. to put inside a person?Copy !req
71. Why are you naked?Copy !req
72. I thought you were gonna
circle my problem areas.Copy !req
73. U-unless you want me
to circle them.Copy !req
74. This is my first
plastic surgery.Copy !req
75. You want to know
the ages of all the guests?Copy !req
76. Well, only for sex reasons.Copy !req
77. Do you know what would happen
if I went full ArcherCopy !req
78. on a 60-year-old
because I thought she was 30?Copy !req
79. We'd be having sex
on her deathbed.Copy !req
80. Which is actually
something I've done—Copy !req
81. not that my penis killed her.Copy !req
82. Yeah, I can't
in good conscienceCopy !req
83. recommend any
surgical procedures.Copy !req
84. Because I'm already perfect?Copy !req
85. Because I wouldn't
feel comfortableCopy !req
86. putting someone in your
condition under anesthesia.Copy !req
87. - What condition?
- I-I don't know where to start.Copy !req
88. Multiple fractures, dozens of
knife and projectile wounds.Copy !req
89. Your liver is hanging on
by a thread.Copy !req
90. One of your kidneys
has detachedCopy !req
91. and is just floating
inside of you.Copy !req
92. And your spine is one bad blow
from total paralysis.Copy !req
93. Wait, you can't operate on me
because I'm too frail?Copy !req
94. Mr. Archer, you're ten steps
past frail.Copy !req
95. How many concussions
have you had?Copy !req
96. It's not a concussion
if you remember it.Copy !req
97. Listen to me:
this is the body of a manCopy !req
98. with no more second chances.Copy !req
99. If you even sneeze wrong,
your heart might stop.Copy !req
100. Understood?Copy !req
101. Yeah, uh, uh, okay.Copy !req
102. Uh, I-I-I-I guess I'll go.Copy !req
103. You should hold the handrail
when you go down the stairs.Copy !req
104. Yeah, I-I got it.Copy !req
105. And if you don't have a will...Copy !req
106. I got it!Copy !req
107. This is it, Ray.Copy !req
108. This is the day the Agency
gets a fresh start.Copy !req
109. And didn't you say that
last week?Copy !req
110. - And the week before that?
- No idea!Copy !req
111. I'm too fresh to remember.Copy !req
112. Then how is a fresh start
different from brain damage?Copy !req
113. You see this calendar? Hmm?
This is the calendar of someoneCopy !req
114. who has a plan: staff meetings,
budget reviews—Copy !req
115. And a whole bunch
of other office-y stuffCopy !req
116. - I already cancelled.
- What? Why?Copy !req
117. Uh, because it's
Blackmail Bribe Day?Copy !req
118. Why are you saying that like
we should know what that is?Copy !req
119. Well, maybe you should,Copy !req
120. because it's basically
the reasonCopy !req
121. this office isn't blown up.Copy !req
122. Well, one of the reasons.Copy !req
123. Another reason is,
I have found... other outlets.Copy !req
124. Hotter... hotter...Copy !req
125. hotter...Copy !req
126. hotter!Copy !req
127. Cheryl, what is
Blackmail Bribe Day?Copy !req
128. Oh, right.
It turns out you guysCopy !req
129. are not super stealthy
on missions,Copy !req
130. and you break, like,
a lot of laws.Copy !req
131. So one day a month, Ms. Archer
would pay off the peopleCopy !req
132. who saw something
or heard somethingCopy !req
133. or lost something
or got shot by something.Copy !req
134. Pay them off how?
With what money?Copy !req
135. That's the blackmail part.Copy !req
136. There used to be
a Blackmail DayCopy !req
137. and a Bribe Day, but honestly,
it was so confusingCopy !req
138. and just easier to get everyone
in and out all at once.Copy !req
139. Everyone?Copy !req
140. It's like if the DMV
was at a prison.Copy !req
141. Yeah, we're not doing this.Copy !req
142. - Tell all those people to go.
- Are you sure about that?Copy !req
143. Ms. Archer said
Blackmail Bribe DayCopy !req
144. is the only thing
keeping this entire cityCopy !req
145. from descending
into utter chaos.Copy !req
146. And Ms. Kane says
we're taking a new approach.Copy !req
147. Ooh, okay!Copy !req
148. Is the new approach
embassy explosionsCopy !req
149. - and power grid failures?
- Just do it!Copy !req
150. Ahh, this is
my kind of mission.Copy !req
151. But we should probably look
for this guy soon.Copy !req
152. 12 women and 7 men
in the vicinity.Copy !req
153. Four men too old,Copy !req
154. two men too young,
and one man too tall.Copy !req
155. And none of these rich bastards
are tipping their waiters!Copy !req
156. Get 'em, girl.Copy !req
157. But I thought you Brits
didn't tip.Copy !req
158. Some of us do actually careCopy !req
159. whether workers
can feed their children.Copy !req
160. And I notice you didn't put
anything on the waiter's tray.Copy !req
161. Well, at least you're
super judgey about it.Copy !req
162. Yeah, you're fooling everybody,
young ladies.Copy !req
163. Now who's judgey?Copy !req
164. Eh, they can do what they want.Copy !req
165. I just worry about
if they sneeze,Copy !req
166. - their faces might fall off.
- What happened to you?Copy !req
167. Good news: I got calf implants!Copy !req
168. Ugh, you got major surgery
mid-mission?Copy !req
169. Because my calves
have always been small,Copy !req
170. no matter how much I exercise.
What do you think?Copy !req
171. What's important
is that you like them,Copy !req
172. so don't listen to what anybody
says behind your back.Copy !req
173. - Or to your front.
- Thank you?Copy !req
174. Is anyone working
on the mission?Copy !req
175. I mean, Krieger's been
getting close with that doctor.Copy !req
176. I'm just saying, think back
to why you became a surgeon.Copy !req
177. Was it because you wanted
to help people?Copy !req
178. Or was it because
you wanted godlike power?Copy !req
179. Godlike power.Copy !req
180. Right. Time for action.Copy !req
181. Oy, fucker!
Your waiter provided a service,Copy !req
182. and they deserve compensation!Copy !req
183. Eh, maybe Archer has a lead.Copy !req
184. Mm, not unless
staring wistfullyCopy !req
185. out into the ocean is a lead.Copy !req
186. Hey, bud. You okay?Copy !req
187. I thought so,
but apparently not.Copy !req
188. Oh, boy. What happened?Copy !req
189. Life happened, Pam.Copy !req
190. A thousand lives,
all lived too fully.Copy !req
191. And now, according to
modern medicine, I'm nothing.Copy !req
192. A shell of an agent.Copy !req
193. A shell of a man.Copy !req
194. Yeah, the doctor said my skin
is too smooth for Botox.Copy !req
195. s at the facilityCopy !req
196. got invites to the mixer.Copy !req
197. Let's split up and look
for El Cambiante.Copy !req
198. No rush.Copy !req
199. Oh, that's good,
because Dr. SpencerCopy !req
200. told me to never rush again.Copy !req
201. And I'm not supposed to run
until the swelling goes down.Copy !req
202. And my guy here's
clearly opening a coconutCopy !req
203. - for the first time.
- Wait. Where's Krieger?Copy !req
204. - I can't!
- Can't?Copy !req
205. Could Picasso can't?
Could Kant can't?Copy !req
206. You are an artist, and the
human skeleton is your canvas!Copy !req
207. Now graft that horn!Copy !req
208. How are we supposed
to find this guy?Copy !req
209. Everybody here has
the exact same nose.Copy !req
210. Thanks for walking with me, Pam.Copy !req
211. One bad fall,
and my hips could shatter.Copy !req
212. According to one doctor!Copy !req
213. And according to the X-rays
of my buckling tibias.Copy !req
214. Screw the X-rays!
This whole place is toxic.Copy !req
215. These doctors only make money
if they convince youCopy !req
216. there's something broken
that they can fix.Copy !req
217. Dr. Spencer actually refused
to work on meCopy !req
218. because I'm too broken.Copy !req
219. That was
reverse psychology, dude.Copy !req
220. - Oh. You think?
- I know!Copy !req
221. Look, Archer, you're not
the fresh young agent anymore,Copy !req
222. but you're something better:
the salty old proCopy !req
223. who's seen it all
and lived to tell about it.Copy !req
224. I do have a lot of things
to tell.Copy !req
225. So go tell them!Copy !req
226. Oh, and I guess
look for our target.Copy !req
227. Are we still doing that?Copy !req
228. - Still no sign of him.
- Keep looking.Copy !req
229. He's here somewhere.Copy !req
230. Huh?Copy !req
231. Sorry, I-I have
a gasping disorder.Copy !req
232. The doctors are stumped.Copy !req
233. This is unbelievable.Copy !req
234. Half our budget is just
labeled "miscellaneous."Copy !req
235. Originally we called it bribes,
but the—Copy !req
236. then we had to bribe the IRS
to not arrest us, so.Copy !req
237. We spend half our budget
on bribes?Copy !req
238. I mean, the blackmail
covers some of that.Copy !req
239. But Ms. Archer always said thatCopy !req
240. there's no such thing
as free blackmail,Copy !req
241. which is why blackmail expenses
are labeled "et cetera."Copy !req
242. Yeah, we're not doing
any of this anymore.Copy !req
243. Well, tell that
to Mr. Persistent.Copy !req
244. Hi. I don't wanna be rude.
Maybe you were in the bathroom.Copy !req
245. But this Agency doesn't
do bribes anymore.Copy !req
246. Oh, I heard. Very noble.Copy !req
247. I'm Gary.
Trust me—you want to bribe me.Copy !req
248. Actually, Gary, I don't.Copy !req
249. Because this is my Agency.
A new Agency.Copy !req
250. So take whatever deal
you had in the past,Copy !req
251. crumple it up into a tiny ball,
and shove it up or downCopy !req
252. or through any hole
of your choosing.Copy !req
253. Mm, okay then.Copy !req
254. I'll just wait
until you change your mind.Copy !req
255. Well, then prepare
to wait forever,Copy !req
256. Gary,
because nothing is gonna—Copy !req
257. Was that the Costa Rican
embassy?Copy !req
258. Yeah, we've been bribing
some cartelCopy !req
259. - not to blow it up.
- Why?Copy !req
260. Because if they do,Copy !req
261. it will make
the Panamanian Mafia furious.Copy !req
262. Wha—Copy !req
263. See?Copy !req
264. - That could be a coincidence.
- Mm-hmm, yeah.Copy !req
265. It's a real coincidence spree
out there.Copy !req
266. Wrong nose. Wrong forehead.Copy !req
267. Right nose, right forehead,
but a lady.Copy !req
268. - Señora.
- Cheers.Copy !req
269. You're being rather attentive.Copy !req
270. Only when the lady
is worth attending.Copy !req
271. And might I say,
your work is exquisite.Copy !req
272. I would love to see some
pictures of your grandchildren.Copy !req
273. Grandchildren? I'm 25!Copy !req
274. I see, señorita.Copy !req
275. Apologies,
but you are not my type.Copy !req
276. Ugh. I hate this place.Copy !req
277. We have a problem.Copy !req
278. Yeah, you're interrupting meCopy !req
279. while I share
my years of wisdomCopy !req
280. with these beautiful
young ladies.Copy !req
281. Why is that funny?Copy !req
282. You sound just like
my grandson.Copy !req
283. Grandson? I hate this place.Copy !req
284. I don't think
we're the only onesCopy !req
285. looking for El Cambiante!Copy !req
286. - Ay!
- Hang on.Copy !req
287. Perfect nose, dimpled chin,
lifted buttocks.Copy !req
288. The waiter is El Cambiante?Copy !req
289. A disguise within a disguise?
I knew it!Copy !req
290. - After him!
- Hey! Be careful who you shove!Copy !req
291. Everyone here is older
than they look.Copy !req
292. Ha!Copy !req
293. Oh, no, he's whimsically
getting away!Copy !req
294. And he took the only harness!Copy !req
295. Oh, Zara. First zipline?Copy !req
296. Hey!
What was wrong with your belt?Copy !req
297. The wire is really bad
for the leather.Copy !req
298. Gah-ha!Copy !req
299. What the—you still have
your drink?Copy !req
300. I'll drop it if I have to.Copy !req
301. Good news: I saw a sloth!Copy !req
302. - Where is he?
- Probably still back that way.Copy !req
303. - You know, he's pretty slow.
- I mean El Cambiante, you knob!Copy !req
304. Oh. No idea.Copy !req
305. Cyril, I know this is
basically a vacation,Copy !req
306. but you still
have to wear pants.Copy !req
307. They fell off
because you took my belt.Copy !req
308. Or because your pants
were too loose.Copy !req
309. That's what the belt was for.Copy !req
310. A belt shouldn't be functional,
Cyril!Copy !req
311. - It's an accent piece!
- There he is!Copy !req
312. Split up!Copy !req
313. - Can anyone see him?
- Need a little help, please!Copy !req
314. And I've got a new friend.Copy !req
315. I shall call you Norman,
because—Copy !req
316. Ow! Why are you so fast?Copy !req
317. There's a whole sin about it!Copy !req
318. Guys! He's up!Copy !req
319. I'm supposed to say that!Copy !req
320. Well, now I gotta
knock him out again.Copy !req
321. - Let's just keep him up.
- Hey, bud. Recovery mai tai?Copy !req
322. I got you this tiny fan
from the gift shop.Copy !req
323. They had flowers,
but I thought,Copy !req
324. "Everyone buys flowers,"Copy !req
325. - so... tiny fan!
- What happened?Copy !req
326. You fell 50 feet
onto jagged rocks.Copy !req
327. Also, you held
that asshole slothCopy !req
328. to break its fall
with your body.Copy !req
329. And, uh, it bit you
when you landed.Copy !req
330. And just soaked you in piss.Copy !req
331. That's... amazing!Copy !req
332. Uh, but is it?Copy !req
333. I was worried
I was getting old.Copy !req
334. But I just survived an accident
that should have killed me.Copy !req
335. I might be invincible.Copy !req
336. Yeah, that'd be
the 30 stitches.Copy !req
337. Or the nanobots,
if they decided to rebel.Copy !req
338. Fine, I'm probably
not invincible.Copy !req
339. Just lucky to the point
of being immortal.Copy !req
340. So where are we on the mission?Copy !req
341. We lost El Cambiante
in the jungle,Copy !req
342. but now that we know
what he looks like,Copy !req
343. I was able to find him
in the hospital database.Copy !req
344. It looks like
he got his surgery.Copy !req
345. He's in recovery
with a new face.Copy !req
346. Yeah. His last face.Copy !req
347. Ooh, scary!Copy !req
348. I'm drunk.Copy !req
349. And I have rounds
with Dr. Spencer.Copy !req
350. We're taking plastic surgery
to new and forbidden places.Copy !req
351. Places we probably
shouldn't go.Copy !req
352. Places that, deep down,
make me wonderCopy !req
353. if I've awoken something
in this womanCopy !req
354. that should have
remained asleep.Copy !req
355. Or not.Copy !req
356. Authorities are baffled
as violence consumes the city.Copy !req
357. We now go live to a fire
at the Chilean embassy—Copy !req
358. There is no way
this is because of us.Copy !req
359. This is a coincidence!Copy !req
360. Me finding a dollar on
laundry day is a coincidence.Copy !req
361. This is a city melting down
'cause we hit the brakesCopy !req
362. on a criminal money train.Copy !req
363. Ugh! I tried to tell you!Copy !req
364. I mean, not very hard, though.Copy !req
365. I guess, deep down,
I wanted the city to burn.Copy !req
366. The Agency. Hmm, I'll check.Copy !req
367. Do we care if the yakuza kills
the Australian ambassador?Copy !req
368. Yes!
But we'll call him back.Copy !req
369. Start with the toes, please.Copy !req
370. Ray, what have you got?Copy !req
371. A tangled web
of criminal nonsense.Copy !req
372. We're bribing gun runners
to arm militiasCopy !req
373. so they won't steal guns
from other militiasCopy !req
374. who we're also bribing
to protect banksCopy !req
375. 'cause the banks are full
of money from our other bribes.Copy !req
376. God, just tell me you have
a solution.Copy !req
377. I do. You're gonna hate it.Copy !req
378. Ugh. Seriously?Copy !req
379. All roads lead to Gary.Copy !req
380. We pay him, it buys us time
on the others.Copy !req
381. God damn it, fucking Gary.Copy !req
382. Hey, I heard my name.
Did you decide to bribe me yet?Copy !req
383. No! And stop being
so cavalier about it.Copy !req
384. Copy that. I'll be out here.Copy !req
385. Also, I opened a new oat milk.
Is that cool?Copy !req
386. What's the big deal?Copy !req
387. A bribe's just a service,
like a haircutCopy !req
388. or a dog's haircut.Copy !req
389. The big deal is, I'm tryingCopy !req
390. to do things aboveboard,
all right?Copy !req
391. And I'd rather die
than betray my principles.Copy !req
392. I think
that just became an option.Copy !req
393. Guys, I think this is him!Copy !req
394. - Great, shoot him and let's go.
- The mission is to capture him!Copy !req
395. You can't yell at me; I just
got out of the hospital.Copy !req
396. Uh, what's this hospital's
policy on kidnapping?Copy !req
397. Because those nurses
don't look thrilled.Copy !req
398. Hey, those are the guys I saw
at the party.Copy !req
399. I think they're
after El Cambiante too.Copy !req
400. Which makes us allies, right?Copy !req
401. I'm not
supposed to jump yet!Copy !req
402. My calf implants are combing
into the backs of my knees!Copy !req
403. Who the hell are these guys?Copy !req
404. And why do they get guns?Copy !req
405. Archer? What are you doing?Copy !req
406. Immortal, remember?Copy !req
407. Maybe he is.
All the bullets are missing—Copy !req
408. - Ow!
- Yeah, he's not.Copy !req
409. Out the back! Go!Copy !req
410. Still think you're immortal?Copy !req
411. Obviously. Look!Copy !req
412. The bullet went
straight through.Copy !req
413. I'm made of non-vital organs
and luck!Copy !req
414. But I am losing
a lot of blood.Copy !req
415. - Did we lose them?
- Lose them?Copy !req
416. It's a mid-sized hospital,Copy !req
417. not the Trastevere neighborhood
of Rome.Copy !req
418. What? It's an easy place
to lose people.Copy !req
419. Also, it seems like
we lost them.Copy !req
420. Ooh! Not these guys, though.Copy !req
421. Guys, the small penis hospital
is, uh, down the road.Copy !req
422. Can we not
taunt the men with gunsCopy !req
423. while we're all so injured?Copy !req
424. A positive attitude is the key
to recovery, Cyril.Copy !req
425. Although I'm feeling pretty
negative about this dead end.Copy !req
426. Do all your missions endCopy !req
427. with you cornered
and waiting to die?Copy !req
428. Yeah.
Yeah, that's a lot of 'em.Copy !req
429. But I do have one idea.Copy !req
430. - What the hell, Archer?
- He was too short!Copy !req
431. So he had to die?Copy !req
432. The target we chased
on the zipline was my height.Copy !req
433. Whoever's under those bandages
isn't the same person.Copy !req
434. I'm... pretty sure.Copy !req
435. Wait. I want this bastard
to know it was us.Copy !req
436. Whoa.
This place is really good.Copy !req
437. El Cambiante?Copy !req
438. He looks... the same?Copy !req
439. Yeah, not to antagonize
the man with a gun...Copy !req
440. He said as he prepared to.Copy !req
441. but I'd get a refund
on that new face.Copy !req
442. This one looks just as ugly
as the old one.Copy !req
443. You-you know what?
That's not fair.Copy !req
444. You're actually very handsome.Copy !req
445. I'm just going through a lot
this weekend, and—ow!Copy !req
446. I postponed my surgery when
I realized I was being hunted.Copy !req
447. It felt like a good opportunityCopy !req
448. to eliminate
potential assassins.Copy !req
449. Good idea. What?Copy !req
450. You can't argue
with five dead assassins.Copy !req
451. Soon to be...Copy !req
452. uh, uh, ten.Copy !req
453. Technically not assassins.Copy !req
454. We're here to capture you.Copy !req
455. You thought
you'd get away with it?Copy !req
456. I don't even know who you are.Copy !req
457. - He sounds Russian!
- No!Copy !req
458. He doesn't sound like anything!Copy !req
459. We can't place his accent
and we didn't see his face,Copy !req
460. and if he and his friends left,Copy !req
461. we'd forget
they were ever even here!Copy !req
462. - I mean, I wouldn't forget.
- Oh, my God, woman.Copy !req
463. Oh, God, it's fine, all right?
We'll pay you.Copy !req
464. Yes, this time. And then what?Copy !req
465. We have to come back again
when you don't pay next time?Copy !req
466. You think it's easy renting van
for all these men?Copy !req
467. You die now.Copy !req
468. Excuse me? Hi. Gary.Copy !req
469. - I think maybe I can help.
- You can die.Copy !req
470. - I can! And then we all can.
- Awesome.Copy !req
471. You're the Chechen
revolutionaries, right?Copy !req
472. Mm, I'll take that
stony silence as a yes.Copy !req
473. And I happen to know
the ChechniansCopy !req
474. are currently in debt
to the Irish Republican Army,Copy !req
475. which owes a favor to the
Albanian Conservative Party,Copy !req
476. whose secrets are being kept
by the Boston Mafia,Copy !req
477. who owe a favor to me, Gary.Copy !req
478. Which is all to say, I think
we could clear all this upCopy !req
479. without any violence at all...Copy !req
480. if I got my bribe.Copy !req
481. I get what you're trying
to do here.Copy !req
482. Maybe start by cutting
one bribe a month?Copy !req
483. Like the janitors
at the Costa Rican embassy?Copy !req
484. Because they're all dead now.Copy !req
485. See you next month.Copy !req
486. Well, that's one less bribe.Copy !req
487. Do we think Gary's single?Copy !req
488. What?
He's confident and mysterious.Copy !req
489. Oh, please, like you wouldn't.Copy !req
490. Does no one have a weapon?Copy !req
491. I've got Cyril's stupid fan.Copy !req
492. Hey!
I put thought into that gift.Copy !req
493. Yeah. The thought was bad.Copy !req
494. Does anyone else
hear screeching?Copy !req
495. We made a mistake!
We made a terrible mistake!Copy !req
496. Ugh. Gross. But lucky!Copy !req
497. We need to go before
their brains fully merge.Copy !req
498. After them! And don't shoot
the massage table, okay?Copy !req
499. I have an appointment later.Copy !req
500. Hey, buddy!Copy !req
501. Namast-ay down.Copy !req
502. My face!Copy !req
503. Oh, my God, her face fell off!Copy !req
504. I told you!Copy !req
505. Oh, my God, that is grisly.Copy !req
506. Someone get her a bag.
And nobody step on—Copy !req
507. Oh, never mind.Copy !req
508. Oh, the implants are going up
into my thighs!Copy !req
509. Or I'll just get the surgery
in Brazil.Copy !req
510. - Archer!
- Little busy.Copy !req
511. Which I know seems antithetical
to a steam room,Copy !req
512. but here we are.Copy !req
513. Yes. Here we are.Copy !req
514. In the appendix?Copy !req
515. That's how Houdini died.Copy !req
516. I looked you up,
Sterling Archer,Copy !req
517. after our encounter
on the zipline.Copy !req
518. Poor, broken spy.Copy !req
519. An old man
in a young man's game.Copy !req
520. Why not do
the respectable thingCopy !req
521. and die now?Copy !req
522. Tiny fan!Copy !req
523. Huh?Copy !req
524. You know, I saw it differently
in my head.Copy !req
525. No one tell Cyril
his gift was useful.Copy !req
526. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
527. Why are you holding the fan?Copy !req
528. Because I felt like holding
something stupid.Copy !req
529. But thank you for the gift.Copy !req
530. Three on one? Nice work.Copy !req
531. More like all in a day's work
for the world's greatest—Copy !req
532. greatest spy.Copy !req
533. That probably would have been
more convincingCopy !req
534. if I hadn't coughed up blood.Copy !req
535. You know, bud,
maybe this is the missionCopy !req
536. where you learn not to rely
so much on luck.Copy !req
537. Are you kidding? This was
my luckiest mission yet.Copy !req
538. You got shot, like,
a dozen times.Copy !req
539. Yeah, in a hospital.Copy !req
540. Whew, whoa, hey.Copy !req
541. See if they can
put in an extra liverCopy !req
542. while they're in there, okay?Copy !req
543. Archer out.Copy !req
544. Yeah, so should we be worriedCopy !req
545. about whatever Dr. Spencer
turned into?Copy !req
546. No.Copy !req
547. Made in Georgia.Copy !req