1. - Decoy? Decoy?
- I did warn you.Copy !req
2. After you threw me
off the bike.Copy !req
3. So less a warning
than an assignment.Copy !req
4. God, I've always wanted
to throw him off something.Copy !req
5. - What's it like?
- Surprisingly easy.Copy !req
6. You're easy!
Wait, no.Copy !req
7. You're whatever's
sexually undesirableCopy !req
8. due to untrustworthiness.Copy !req
9. Like my tennis coach
who, turns out, is married.Copy !req
10. I don't see the problem.Copy !req
11. You still got away
from the police.Copy !req
12. And then got tranqed by
the international jewel thievesCopy !req
13. we're supposed to be
taking down.Copy !req
14. Yeah, and they didn't use
the good stuff either.Copy !req
15. My point is,
this is all part of the plan.Copy !req
16. Yeah, and, um, what part
of the plan comesCopy !req
17. after being chained by our feet
to the ceiling of a sea cave?Copy !req
18. The fun part.Copy !req
19. Easy, Lillian Leitzel.Copy !req
20. Excuse me for not wanting
to die dangling.Copy !req
21. Oh, yeah, much better to dieCopy !req
22. swinging back and forth
like a rummy old piñata.Copy !req
23. No one's going to die!Copy !req
24. But we will drown if we're not
free in a few minutes.Copy !req
25. So, Zara, what exactly is
your plan?Copy !req
26. Because so far, it's...Copy !req
27. Rob a probably innocent man,Copy !req
28. then rob
a definitely innocent museum...Copy !req
29. Get tranquilized,Copy !req
30. then hang upside down
in a cave.Copy !req
31. The plan's actually
too intenseCopy !req
32. for your aging brain
to understand,Copy !req
33. but we're waiting
on step 3 of 12.Copy !req
34. 14, if they have guard dogs.Copy !req
35. Seriously?Copy !req
36. - Seriously?
- Problem?Copy !req
37. "I have a plan,
but I can't share it,"Copy !req
38. is exactly what people say
when they don't have a planCopy !req
39. and hope it all works out.Copy !req
40. Wonder why you know that.Copy !req
41. We all know why I know that!Copy !req
42. The difference is,
I actually have a plan.Copy !req
43. - Trust me.
- I don't.Copy !req
44. You're a loose cannon.Copy !req
45. You're kind of also
a loose cannon, bud.Copy !req
46. Exactly, and you can't have
two loose cannons on one ship.Copy !req
47. They'd smash everything.Copy !req
48. Yeah, as opposed
to one loose cannon.Copy !req
49. I feel like "loose cannon"
is never used as a positive.Copy !req
50. Really? Because people
call me one all the time.Copy !req
51. And you think
that's a compliment.Copy !req
52. Obviously.Copy !req
53. And now we know
you're not the subtext cannon.Copy !req
54. Said the stupid cannon.Copy !req
55. New plan, and I can share it.Copy !req
56. I'm saving the day.Copy !req
57. "And why does that
require you to be barefoot?"Copy !req
58. she asked, barely caring.Copy !req
59. It's not my feet.
It's my shoe.Copy !req
60. I made Krieger install
an emergency phoneCopy !req
61. - the week I joined the agency.
- Ugh. Why?Copy !req
62. Because it felt like
something a spy would have!Copy !req
63. And guess what. It is.Copy !req
64. Because I have it.Copy !req
65. Well, you're finally using
the shoe phone.Copy !req
66. It's about time. Does it stink?Copy !req
67. Shut up, Krieger.
Listen, trace my call.Copy !req
68. The moron Interpol agent
got us captured.Copy !req
69. Well, according to your shoe,
you're on an island in Greece.Copy !req
70. Ooh, also according
to your shoe,Copy !req
71. you're pigeon-toed.Copy !req
72. - We're in Greece?
- Jelly.Copy !req
73. So anything else?Copy !req
74. Organize a rescue,
God damn it!Copy !req
75. Oh, shit.Copy !req
76. Congratulations
on your daring robberies.Copy !req
77. You have the attention
of the Vanguard.Copy !req
78. But we only need
one new member,Copy !req
79. so we will let the tide decide.Copy !req
80. I'll be back in an hour.Copy !req
81. You forgot to say,
"Any questions?"Copy !req
82. To which I would say,
"Lots."Copy !req
83. Like, do you wash these chains
between guests?Copy !req
84. Because salt water isn't enough
to get them clean.Copy !req
85. Oh, please,
salt water works fine on blood.Copy !req
86. It's rust
you gotta worry about.Copy !req
87. - Ahh.
- Damn.Copy !req
88. Way to go, Zara.Copy !req
89. Ah!Copy !req
90. You couldn't have done that
earlier?Copy !req
91. Like before I got
this inversion erection?Copy !req
92. I don't think that's a thing.Copy !req
93. Then explain why I have one!Copy !req
94. Step three was waiting
for them to leave us aloneCopy !req
95. so we'd have more time
to infiltrate the facility.Copy !req
96. There was a step three!Copy !req
97. No, there wasn't!Copy !req
98. She's just doing things
and calling them steps.Copy !req
99. - Says the guy doing nothing.
- Am I?Copy !req
100. Or am I on step one
of kicking your ass?Copy !req
101. Eh, still looks like nothing.Copy !req
102. Do you want me
to get you down?Copy !req
103. No.
Like my erection,Copy !req
104. I will handle this myself.Copy !req
105. Look, our goal is to take
down the Vanguard leader,Copy !req
106. but he never leaves Vanguard's
secret island headquarters,Copy !req
107. and the only way to get here
was to be recruited.Copy !req
108. But now we're locked
in a quickly flooding cave.Copy !req
109. Are we?Copy !req
110. Was that—Copy !req
111. - Step four, baby.
- Not a step.Copy !req
112. See you after we accomplish
the mission!Copy !req
113. Not if I see you firstCopy !req
114. but after I accomplish
the mission with my plan.Copy !req
115. Yeah,
good luck with that.Copy !req
116. She said
with obvious jealousy.Copy !req
117. Okay, my plan.Copy !req
118. My plan,Copy !req
119. of which step one is...Copy !req
120. Utilize a friendly turtle!Copy !req
121. Which takes us to step two.Copy !req
122. Thoughts?Copy !req
123. I've got good news
and bad news, people.Copy !req
124. What about spooky news?Copy !req
125. Ooh, you never hear
about spooky news.Copy !req
126. - Right?
- Ugh, tell me the bad news.Copy !req
127. Well, the good news is,
the shoe phone worked great.Copy !req
128. And it gives me hope
for my next invention,Copy !req
129. the brain parasite phone.Copy !req
130. Krieger, the bad news.Copy !req
131. - The team was captured.
- What?Copy !req
132. Oh, wait,
there's more good news.Copy !req
133. They're in Greece.Copy !req
134. How is that good news?Copy !req
135. Duh. It's olive season.Copy !req
136. Okay, we have to rescue them.Copy !req
137. You're all back on field duty.Copy !req
138. Aww. Okay.Copy !req
139. Ugh, I guess I'll get
my knives.Copy !req
140. Wait, how are we gonna
get there on such short notice?Copy !req
141. You gave away
the private plane.Copy !req
142. I gave away Robert's plane
because we don't need itCopy !req
143. or him or his stupid money.Copy !req
144. There are other ways to travel.Copy !req
145. Four to Athens, please.Copy !req
146. No, I don't wanna check
my knives.Copy !req
147. I wanna carry them on the plane
like a normal person!Copy !req
148. Hey, Cyril, they still allowCopy !req
149. biological weapons on planes, right?Copy !req
150. What? No!Copy !req
151. Oh, really?Copy !req
152. Well, I'll be right back.Copy !req
153. I gotta say, Shelly,Copy !req
154. for a slow,
inevitable death jail,Copy !req
155. this sea cave is
pretty peaceful.Copy !req
156. But a way out would be nice.Copy !req
157. Where are the others?Copy !req
158. Sharks?Copy !req
159. There are no sharks
in Greece.Copy !req
160. There's sharks in the ocean.Copy !req
161. All the oceans are connected.Copy !req
162. You're telling me a shark
couldn't get to Greece?Copy !req
163. And get into this
particular sea cave?Copy !req
164. Yeah, you've got a point there.Copy !req
165. Relax. I'm just trying
to get your keys.Copy !req
166. But if you keep struggling...Copy !req
167. Hang on.
Did you already drown?Copy !req
168. It's been, like, ten seconds.Copy !req
169. Uh, note to Vanguard:Copy !req
170. the guy guarding the water jail
should probably haveCopy !req
171. bigger lungs than a canary.Copy !req
172. Take care, Shelly.Copy !req
173. And sorry for killing that guy
in your cave.Copy !req
174. Vanguard leader,
come out to play!Copy !req
175. Move, asshole.Copy !req
176. Oh, hey! You didn't drown.Copy !req
177. And I drowned someone else.Copy !req
178. It's called
going above and beyond, Zara.Copy !req
179. Well, we're on step eight.Copy !req
180. See this guy's face?
Step seven.Copy !req
181. Well, call me Saul of Tarsus.Copy !req
182. Why, are you
blinding magicians now?Copy !req
183. No, you
I'm a convert!Copy !req
184. This woman has a plan.Copy !req
185. She's like you, Archer,Copy !req
186. if all the chaos and explosions
and deaths were intentional.Copy !req
187. Everything I do
is intentional.Copy !req
188. Remember when I crashed
a space shuttleCopy !req
189. and Ray was paralyzed?Copy !req
190. - Vaguely.
- Exactly.Copy !req
191. "Exactly" what?Copy !req
192. - He's even better now.
- Says who?Copy !req
193. Well, if you're not,
you should've said something.Copy !req
194. I complain
literally all the time!Copy !req
195. Anyway, I'm gonna keep
going on with the mission.Copy !req
196. Ha!Copy !req
197. Tell me where your boss is,Copy !req
198. or I will give you
a bright idea.Copy !req
199. Because of the light bulb
in his brain.Copy !req
200. - Nice.
- What boss?Copy !req
201. Your boss. The leader.Copy !req
202. Of the Vanguard.Copy !req
203. The Vanguard has no leader.Copy !req
204. What step is learningCopy !req
205. your plan doesn't work?Copy !req
206. But obviously, this is bad
for the mission.Copy !req
207. Uh, getting dark in here.Copy !req
208. Yeah, two ways.Copy !req
209. What do you mean
the Vanguard has no leader?Copy !req
210. We're nonhierarchical.Copy !req
211. Everyone is the leader.Copy !req
212. To wipe out the Vanguard,Copy !req
213. you have to kill
all 61 members.Copy !req
214. Technically 60.
I accidentally drowned a guy.Copy !req
215. Maybe you know him?
Bald? Lungs like a baby bird?Copy !req
216. Damn! And damn.Copy !req
217. - 59. So we're tied.
- Not for long.Copy !req
218. - It's not a contest!
- But it could be.Copy !req
219. We've got a lot of Vanguard
to take out.Copy !req
220. And an odd number.
You know, to avoid ties.Copy !req
221. Yeah, 'cause that's
the most important thingCopy !req
222. in a murder contest.Copy !req
223. The murders were accidents, Ray.Copy !req
224. - This will be more like—
- A concussion contest.Copy !req
225. Exactly, but never finish
my sentence again.Copy !req
226. It's on.Copy !req
227. Whoever knocks out
the most guardsCopy !req
228. is officially
the loosest cannon.Copy !req
229. - Loser is—
- A normal lady cannon?Copy !req
230. If that's the label
you prefer.Copy !req
231. Wait, you're okay?Copy !req
232. Nope.
So that's two me, and—Copy !req
233. All the rest me!Copy !req
234. Oh, good, another mission
based on spite.Copy !req
235. I know!Copy !req
236. Wait, was that sarcasm?Copy !req
237. I'm thrilled.Copy !req
238. A rescue mission
on a commercial planeCopy !req
239. with checked gunsCopy !req
240. to save agents
who failed to accomplishCopy !req
241. our first mission for Interpol,Copy !req
242. thus putting the entire future
of this agency in jeopardy.Copy !req
243. Also, the moron
in front of meCopy !req
244. leaned his seat
all the way back!Copy !req
245. Hey, I'm just exercising
my right to recline.Copy !req
246. And your right to suck.Copy !req
247. I am calling
the flight attendant.Copy !req
248. Fine, go crying
to your sky mom.Copy !req
249. I just wanted to do things
differently, you know,Copy !req
250. be the steady hand
in the office,Copy !req
251. but instead, here I am,Copy !req
252. first mission in charge,
back in the field.Copy !req
253. Maybe I can't leave.Copy !req
254. I mean, Archer doesn't work
well on his own.Copy !req
255. - Are you okay?
- No.Copy !req
256. My submarine has bigger seats
than this!Copy !req
257. I asked you to charter us
a private plane.Copy !req
258. And I thought flying
commercial would be funny!Copy !req
259. They actually give you peanuts.Copy !req
260. I thought that was
some kind of weird joke.Copy !req
261. Five perfectly good bioweaponsCopy !req
262. thrown in a public trash can.Copy !req
263. They should be
in a terrorist's trash can!Copy !req
264. Stop saying those words
on a plane.Copy !req
265. Sir, I'm gonna need youCopy !req
266. to come with me
to the back of the plane.Copy !req
267. Ooh, upgrade.Copy !req
268. I'll save your peanuts
for later.Copy !req
269. Oh, I'm sorry.
Were you gonna knock him out?Copy !req
270. No.Copy !req
271. I was going to knock him out.Copy !req
272. So you won't mind
if I go after—Copy !req
273. The slowest, sickest guard
on some future mission?Copy !req
274. Not at all.Copy !req
275. You know,
in a weird, accidental way,Copy !req
276. they're kind of a good team.Copy !req
277. Yeah, they're a regular
Farrell and Balanchine.Copy !req
278. Yeah, including
the awkward age gap.Copy !req
279. Call it a tie?Copy !req
280. Hey, he was
already unconscious!Copy !req
281. And excessive force is
the tiebreaker.Copy !req
282. Point Archer, which means...Copy !req
283. I'm winning.Copy !req
284. Damn, you guys have
a cafeteria?Copy !req
285. We have to pay for our meals.Copy !req
286. I'm just saying,
if the choice was betweenCopy !req
287. eating this meal
and the plane crashing,Copy !req
288. I would choose the plane crash.Copy !req
289. The chicken is very good.
My compliments to the chef.Copy !req
290. Any chance the captain could
speed this flight up?Copy !req
291. We're in a bit of a rush.Copy !req
292. Maybe stepping up to run
the agency was the wrong move.Copy !req
293. I mean, I thought being
in the office would beCopy !req
294. better for AJ,
but not if I end upCopy !req
295. in the field every mission,
and Cheryl, I need you to stop.Copy !req
296. I need more room!Copy !req
297. This is like a plane for bugs!Copy !req
298. Ma'am, just a reminderCopy !req
299. that the captain has turned on
the fasten seat belt sign.Copy !req
300. Just a reminder
that I don't care.Copy !req
301. Ma'am, I need you
to calm down.Copy !req
302. You are alarming
the other passengers.Copy !req
303. Well, they should be alarmed,Copy !req
304. because I'm gonna buy
this planeCopy !req
305. and crash it into the groundCopy !req
306. where all the other
poor people live.Copy !req
307. The sky is for the rich,
you fucking bugs!Copy !req
308. 25.Copy !req
309. 21.Copy !req
310. 26 and 27.Copy !req
311. Ugh, 21 again.Copy !req
312. Get your own.Copy !req
313. I'm not the one who needs
to lay off the carbs.Copy !req
314. Ha!
Oh, now we're body-shaming?Copy !req
315. Call it
body-constructive criticism.Copy !req
316. Same side, assholes!Copy !req
317. - Pam, stop.
- What?Copy !req
318. We need an odd number
of guards.Copy !req
319. If you knock one out,
Zara and I might tie.Copy !req
320. Come on. Seriously?Copy !req
321. Hey, uh, before we do this,
one question.Copy !req
322. Is anyone out sick today?Copy !req
323. What is happening?
We landed an hour ago.Copy !req
324. Excuse me.Copy !req
325. Lana, we're not supposedCopy !req
326. to take off our seat belts
until we're at the gate.Copy !req
327. And the gate is right there.Copy !req
328. Do they not know
this is a rescue mission?Copy !req
329. On a commercial flight?
Huh. How would they not?Copy !req
330. Are they leaving?Copy !req
331. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
332. You have a plane
full of people here!Copy !req
333. Ma'am, it's not yet safe
to stand.Copy !req
334. Oh, not safe? Why?Copy !req
335. Are we in danger of running
into one of the zero employeesCopy !req
336. currently helping out there?Copy !req
337. - Ma'am—
- Oh, do not "ma'am" me.Copy !req
338. I have jumped out of planes
over war zonesCopy !req
339. with a parachute
made from a negligee.Copy !req
340. I think I'll be fine
crossing the tarmacCopy !req
341. at Baklava
International Airport.Copy !req
342. Don't you dare come at me
with that ta—Copy !req
343. Ah, will you look at that?
An eye massager.Copy !req
344. What'll they think of next?Copy !req
345. How many is that?Copy !req
346. Uh, little busy
avoiding deathCopy !req
347. and not being able
to fight back.Copy !req
348. Well, I count 30!Copy !req
349. Same.Copy !req
350. Ah! Damn it!Copy !req
351. - Seriously?
- That face belongs to my fist!Copy !req
352. I could also just leave.Copy !req
353. No!Copy !req
354. 50 on Archer, but 20 on Zara
to break one of his arms.Copy !req
355. Ugh, who puts olives
in lasagna?Copy !req
356. They are in season.Copy !req
357. Enough.Copy !req
358. Uh, can whatever this is waitCopy !req
359. until I knock out
this terrified man?Copy !req
360. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
361. I'm the Warden,
leader of the Vanguard.Copy !req
362. - Wha—
- Ugh!Copy !req
363. Sorry, it's not you.Copy !req
364. It's just, now there is
an even number.Copy !req
365. Look at us.
Tied with our own zips.Copy !req
366. Ugh, don't remind me...
of the tie.Copy !req
367. It's 30 to 30.Copy !req
368. Is that seriously what you're
thinking about right now?Copy !req
369. I mean... yes?Copy !req
370. You know,
I'm beginning to thinkCopy !req
371. you're not
aspiring new recruits.Copy !req
372. We are, but she's a spy.Copy !req
373. Ugh, we're all spies.Copy !req
374. Is this still
part of your plan?Copy !req
375. "Plan" in massive air quotes.Copy !req
376. Pretty sure y'all's little
competition derailed the plan.Copy !req
377. - Or did it?
- It did.Copy !req
378. - I derailed you.
- Ha!Copy !req
379. So you admit
there was a plan to derail.Copy !req
380. No! Uh, shit.
Hang on, I—Copy !req
381. Do I have your attention?Copy !req
382. Not really, no.Copy !req
383. Have you ever heard
that you catchCopy !req
384. more flies with honey?Copy !req
385. Oh, right in the same hole!Copy !req
386. Probably just luck.Copy !req
387. Oh!Copy !req
388. It's not luck.Copy !req
389. Same hole again.
This guy's good.Copy !req
390. Okay. You have his attention.Copy !req
391. Still can't believe
you're not nonhierarchical.Copy !req
392. A lie for my protection.Copy !req
393. If no one believes
there's a leader,Copy !req
394. there's no leader to find.Copy !req
395. But, you know,
someone has to write the checksCopy !req
396. and decide which holidays
to take off.Copy !req
397. Oh, we've got
someone like that.Copy !req
398. She's, uh, new at the job,Copy !req
399. but feel confident saying
she's bad at it.Copy !req
400. It's certainly not going
to helpCopy !req
401. that she's lost an entire team.Copy !req
402. What? What? What? What?Copy !req
403. Why tie us up if you're
just gonna shoot us right way?Copy !req
404. Why give 60 men concussions?Copy !req
405. You have your process,
and I have mine.Copy !req
406. Wait! Are you really
the leader of the Vanguard?Copy !req
407. - Yes.
- But really?Copy !req
408. Really, really?Copy !req
409. - Yes.
- Great.Copy !req
410. What the hell just happened?Copy !req
411. - Is that—
- Step 12.Copy !req
412. Archer has a shoe phone.Copy !req
413. I have a shoe gun.Copy !req
414. Seems more useful.Copy !req
415. Oh, also, that's 31 to 30,
so I win.Copy !req
416. Step 12?Copy !req
417. I thought we were
still on step nine!Copy !req
418. Zara, I'm gonna tell you
what I told the dry cleanerCopy !req
419. who got yuzu off my yukata:Copy !req
420. you might be a genius.Copy !req
421. Yeah, you might—Copy !req
422. Warden down.Copy !req
423. Vanguard base to self-destruct
in five minutes.Copy !req
424. The base explodes
if the Warden dies?Copy !req
425. Does the new leader have
to build a completely new base?Copy !req
426. I'm a little more concernedCopy !req
427. about how we're all tied
to chairsCopy !req
428. in a building
that's about to explode.Copy !req
429. So, genius, what part
of the plan is this?Copy !req
430. Technically,
the plan only went upCopy !req
431. to killing the leader
of the Vanguard,Copy !req
432. so I guess the plan is
to blow up in five minutes.Copy !req
433. New plan.Copy !req
434. Hope that the shoe phones
are waterproof.Copy !req
435. - Archer.
- You'll have to speak up.Copy !req
436. I'm calling
on a long-distance shoe.Copy !req
437. We'll be there
in five minutes.Copy !req
438. Although,
full disclosure,Copy !req
439. the airline lost our bags,Copy !req
440. so we don't have any weapons
or beach clothes.Copy !req
441. Uh, additional
full disclosure,Copy !req
442. we're blowing up
in four minutes.Copy !req
443. - What?
- Okay, tell themCopy !req
444. we have one knife.Copy !req
445. Oh, where did you get that?Copy !req
446. - Uh, I brought it?
- On the plane?Copy !req
447. It's ceramic.Copy !req
448. Lana, in case we explode,Copy !req
449. I want you to know,
I've never respected—Copy !req
450. Archer? Archer.Copy !req
451. The battery must be dead.Copy !req
452. I told him
I could've fit more batteriesCopy !req
453. in a kitten heel.Copy !req
454. On the bright side,
now that we're tied to chairsCopy !req
455. instead of a cave ceiling,Copy !req
456. I can move close enough
to do this.Copy !req
457. Do what? Kick the air near me?Copy !req
458. You know
that wasn't my intent!Copy !req
459. Fight toward an exit.Copy !req
460. We've got three minutes.Copy !req
461. All you'd have to do
is sit here,Copy !req
462. and you'd never have to deal
with any of them ever again.Copy !req
463. And miss all that good TV?Copy !req
464. No.Copy !req
465. Whoa!Copy !req
466. Just let me go first!Copy !req
467. I'd rather die.Copy !req
468. You're about to.Copy !req
469. You don't know
my explosion tolerance!Copy !req
470. Grudge later, you dicks.Copy !req
471. Oh, thank God.
I'm so glad to see you.Copy !req
472. 31! We tied.Copy !req
473. Oh, thank God.
We're not too late.Copy !req
474. Not too late for what,
s'mores?Copy !req
475. Oh, my God.Copy !req
476. They're— they're gone.Copy !req
477. They're— they're really gone.Copy !req
478. If we can find
even a shred of DNA,Copy !req
479. I can bring them back.Copy !req
480. In the bodies of dogs.Copy !req
481. Any dog you want.Copy !req
482. Collies, Labradors, pugs.Copy !req
483. Look!Copy !req
484. How do I keep forgetting
I can do that?Copy !req
485. Because you don't want
to admit to yourselfCopy !req
486. that you're an abomination?Copy !req
487. Oh, there it is.Copy !req
488. - Lana Kane.
- Zara Kahn.Copy !req
489. So the leader of the Vanguard
is dead.Copy !req
490. Their facility is destroyed.Copy !req
491. I believe Interpol would
consider thatCopy !req
492. a mission accomplished.Copy !req
493. Congratulations.Copy !req
494. And better luck next time,
lady cannon.Copy !req
495. Uh, more like
same luck this time.Copy !req
496. I got the final guard
on the way out,Copy !req
497. which means we tied.
What do you say to that?Copy !req
498. Step 5B:
provide a metaphorical fig leafCopy !req
499. for your limp, wilting ego.Copy !req
500. There were sub-steps?Copy !req
501. There were sub-steps.Copy !req
502. Uh, what's happening
on this mission?Copy !req
503. A commercial airline made
a powerful enemy.Copy !req
504. Your attitude was
tanking the mission,Copy !req
505. so I gave you a goal
to get you in line.Copy !req
506. It's not a contest!Copy !req
507. But it could be.Copy !req
508. You thought you were proving
you were a loose cannon.Copy !req
509. I had you tied down
the whole time.Copy !req
510. No, that's— I— this doesn't
make you the loose cannon!Copy !req
511. Oh, I'm not a loose cannon.Copy !req
512. I'm more a shotgun
filled with scalpels.Copy !req
513. Ooh, I'm getting
one of those.Copy !req
514. How have I not made
one of those?Copy !req
515. Hmm, maybe I don't need to go
back in the field after all.Copy !req
516. How would you like a new job?Copy !req
517. Would I have to relocate?Copy !req
518. - I'm based in Europe.
- Oh. Uh...Copy !req
519. And if I do relocate,
is there a moving stipend?Copy !req
520. Also, am I under
a fixed contract?Copy !req
521. Who deals
with my migration status?Copy !req
522. And if I quit, do I get to keep
the stipend?Copy !req
523. Uh, sure that we can do, um...Copy !req
524. No! I'm fucking with you.Copy !req
525. I've been looking
for a new challenge,Copy !req
526. and you seem like a better boss
than those Interpol pricks.Copy !req
527. But I want what Archer makes,
plus $1.Copy !req
528. Wha— on what basis?Copy !req
529. On the basis that I was
the best at Interpol.Copy !req
530. I'll be the best
at whatever you guys are.Copy !req
531. - Deal. You are hired.
- What?Copy !req
532. You know, I sort of liked
flying commercial.Copy !req
533. There was more bondage
than I expected.Copy !req
534. What just happened?Copy !req
535. I think you just got
a new partnerCopy !req
536. who technically makes
more than you.Copy !req
537. Like I care.Copy !req
538. Cyril, do you think she knows
I don't care?Copy !req
539. I don't know.Copy !req
540. Well, she needs to,Copy !req
541. because I don't.Copy !req
542. Zara?Copy !req
543. Zara!Copy !req
544. Made in Georgia.Copy !req