1. - No.
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and/or I didn't do it.
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off my balcony
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installs a garbage chute
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I'm here!
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where you're supposed to be?
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forget you invited me over?
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not doing that.
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you've been making
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and empty threats.
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and I will literally kill you.
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you invited me over
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I would never use,
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and two—
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- Yeah.
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are getting cold.
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To what do I owe
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I'm here for the—
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which is what we're doing.
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remember suggesting?
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- And even
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wouldn't invite Cyril to?
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you invited!
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brunchy hang?
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for the intervention.
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It's also that.
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some cheesy grits?
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There's still juice in here.
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this about an intervention?
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for your drinking.
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because if anything,
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causing your drinking.
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- But under that.
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- But under that.
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with your gentle tone?
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his damn hand!
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you spy like shit,
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get us all killed.
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I took down a drug kingpin.
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that is not what happened.
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drugs to kids!
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what's in those inhalers.
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had asthma attacks.
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is unnecessary.
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why convince a man to change,
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of brain causing the problem
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that I control?
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the part of five brains
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of my skills?
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- You think we're jealous?
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- And frustrated.
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have killed you
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you caused almost killed me.
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that was a tapir's fault.
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Don't blame the tapir.
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There's a way these things
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I made a list of the ways
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has hurt me.
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on missions,
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toe cream?
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making a grocery list?
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my speeches.
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to come back, by the way?
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- Not until you agree
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- Uh, agreed,
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- What? Since when?
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I was a wreck.
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I got help.
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Do we still tie him to a chair?
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I came.
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a therapist—
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positively?
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such an ass on an ass?
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my traumas can be destabilizing
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with a lot—
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abandonment issues, PTSD...
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Archer's in therapy.
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snip-snip, think about it.
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my potato salad.
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way too much dill?
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I am so proud of you.
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you're putting in the work,
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with IIA.
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if there's any blowback.
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- Jesus!
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concerned, yes.
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what's on my screen before?
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how all these tabs are open.
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of employees.
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saves time
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smelling you in person.
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that Agent Archer
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IIA doesn't approve of therapy?
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130. Quite the contrary.
Mental health is as essential
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- Oh, sweet.
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Agent Archer's therapist
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by IIA assassins.
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134. What? Why?
She's out of network.
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on the IIA health plan.
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didn't you?
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it's out of my hands.
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How much of that did you hear?
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my therapist?
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you heard the main part.
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How was I supposed to know
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out-of-network therapists?
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those co-pays are murder.
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I'd wiggle my eyebrows,
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paralyzed from spider venom.
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is it just therapists?
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Dr. Beck is the only man
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my porous teeth.
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only in our mouths?"
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crumbly teeth are out of luck.
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159. Who cares?
Cyril can get new teeth.
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my thrilling yet complicated
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save her.
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part of my job, okay?
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and I put in the work.
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to work with me,
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even more impossible
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even look like?
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I'll help you to help me.
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would call that
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It's not great,
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be enough.
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I'm working.
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for this grenade.
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call off the hit.
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already went out.
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some of us do work on those.
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- Fabian's wrong.
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- Will we?
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against IIA, we lose.
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- Which means we need
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of that step.
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191. Krieger, what do ya got?
- Hmm, my first idea
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a half-human, half-dolphin.
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Well, I can hijack
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to tap into our monitors,
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all IIA body cameras
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where their assassins are.
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198. But I'd need eyes
on all the monitors—
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I've got jars of eyes.
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help Krieger.
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- Now listen.
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most important mission ever.
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saving my therapist.
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and by extension, the world.
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of grandeur to your list
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- Said the man
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more than any of us.
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Me?
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You know who needs the therapy?
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someone else needs therapy,
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- Try it now.
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- In my defense,
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in the IIA network.
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on Spy Wall, huh?
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- Hey, either of you
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- Ew—just physical.
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made sure of that.
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I mean, I don't think
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I mean, I'm not that unhappy—
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Hey, maybe we could
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which we don't need—
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- Well, that takes
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- Hard pass.
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I will join a fight club.
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Let's do that too.
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- Not for long.
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some brain damage.
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236. Wait, wait, wait.
Dr. Lacania says always
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241. Yes.
She calls me by my name.
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242. And she requires appointments.
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about respecting boundaries.
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I can explain
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Can you guys give us a minute?
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246. Also, you should probably
look for a new therapist.
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and everything.
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- And it wasn't sarcastic.
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to be a better person.
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multiple hostiles incoming—
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- Jesus, Ray!
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I'm doing my best!
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They don't look like
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to therapy, young lady
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sex dreams about Grave Digger,
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- We gotta go!
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- Um,
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you weren't in therapy.
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about sex with you.
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This isn't sex.
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on top of you.
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when I told her
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and I had to catch her.
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having sex, you would know.
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You're obviously into her.
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- But also true.
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275. - Wait, what?
- The infamous Lana,
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- Infamous?
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It's mostly bad.
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Sterling admitted
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We discussed it
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in establishing boundaries.
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282. And having
vivid sex dreams.
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- Right.
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a new exit.
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my personal journey.
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if we're dead.
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See what I deal with?
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part of a larger suite.
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292. We remodeled,
but kept the door.
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293. Damn, you're good
in a crisis, Doc.
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are always in crisis.
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Ray?
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the fear come from?
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when I was a child,
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- Yeah, I know.
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Keep up.
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Then these assassins
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a different door.
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305. Well, they're in the
right office to get new teeth.
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they're in-network.
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307. Fascinating.
You focus on the mundane
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the barbaric nature
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- Oh, my God.
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a few blocks away.
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- Wouldn't it be better
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for human habitation,
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doesn't exist.
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Plus, I definitely want to see
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That's got to be a shit show.
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cameras will let us know
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Ray, I need a safe route
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- Well, I need legs
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but life's not fair.
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take your first left—
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Don't take that.
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- All I do is work—
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where the only law is science.
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you have a passion.
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that someone will ask me
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- But is it really
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I mean, where's the "me" time?
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My God!
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I love being
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Try walking in my shoes.
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new ones every three weeks,
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aren't made for metal feet!
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337. And I've offered you
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like a billion times.
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and adulthood imaginable,
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crying about it,
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- Why a porcupine?
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the therapist I don't need?
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a Brough Superior SS100?
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of Arabia.
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347. Yeah, pretty sweet, huh?
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I woke up on the floor
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a deed scrawled on a napkin.
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I didn't know I was making.
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psychologically healthy person
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- Yeah, but some of us
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- Uh-huh.
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it's psychologically healthy
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everything about you
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against you—
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with the Swiss flag on them?
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Those aren't Swiss.
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they're from the Red Cross.
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368. Anyway, mi safe house
es tu safe house.
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like Lawrence,
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Copy !req
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a lot about me, huh?
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374. Right, right.
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375. It's just, you only heard
Archer's side of things,
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with everyone.
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to focus on me
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who is a total enabler,
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who's a drug designer,
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one in the entire group.
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it is probably because of her
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new patients.
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386. I'm sorry.
Just stay in there.
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I organized an intervention
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- Without
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390. Well, no,
but with friends present.
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You weren't there.
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"Oh, Lana, you dumped him,
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but didn't tell him."
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What did he even say?
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So say nothing if it's bad.
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I knew it was bad!
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things I break with your body!
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with therapy,
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just say what my problem is?
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that's not how this works.
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to self-discovery.
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and I'm sorry
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to work on it.
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407. Shit,
is that a tracker?
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408. Because that would mean—
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410. Oh.
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you bastards!
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Why didn't you guys
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I see every mission
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to disappoint my father,
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- And I need to finally
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my prog-rock puppet musical.
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without therapy.
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with something better—
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- Which is like therapy,
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success rate.
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424. All right.
Whoopsie daisy.
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I think we lost 'em.
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427. You thought that
at Pam's.
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428. I'm not omniscient, Lana.
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429. Textbook
parasitic symbiosis.
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430. Oh, will you turn it off?
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431. Damn it.
They found us.
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432. Why would they ring
the doorbell?
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433. Obviously to confuse us.
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434. Who's there?
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435. Don't shoot!
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436. It's us!
- I stand by my choice.
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437. Of course you do.
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438. Where the hell
have you guys been?
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439. And why do you look
like you've been crying?
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440. - Um, IIA cut our feed.
- Yeah,
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441. and that made us very sad.
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442. And I'm more
than a scientist!
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443. Everyone, shut up.
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444. We need to get Dr. Lacania
out of the city.
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445. And put her on a train.
It's public, crowded,
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446. and it has multiple entries.
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447. I'm not sure
they'll let me on the train
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448. covered in this much blood.
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449. Yeah, blood's
more of a subway thing.
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450. Archer, are there
any women's clothes here?
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451. Just abandoned bras,
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452. but they're covered
in whipped cream and gunpowder.
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453. The only full outfit
I have belonged to—
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454. Damn, you are wearing
that dress, girl!
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455. Stop.
This is already
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456. a very confusing moment for me.
- Why?
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457. Because your forbidden crush
is wearing the dress
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458. of the mother who kept you
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459. in a state of childlike
emotional dependence
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460. your whole life?
- Oof,
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461. it is a bit tight in the chest.
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462. - Yeah, it is.
- Oh, my God.
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463. Oh,
Archer has a forbidden crush?
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464. How naughty.
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465. Did everyone hear me
say I'm not just a scientist?
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466. Enough!
We need to go.
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467. Hang on.
They know what she looks like.
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468. They'll catch us right away.
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469. Well,
we're out of time, Lana.
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470. So unless you have an idea—
- Oh, I have an idea,
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471. and yeah, you might think
it's stupid,
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472. but I believe in it.
- And we believe in you.
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473. If we survive,
we should check the war room
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474. for gas leaks.
- To the sewing machine!
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475. Whoo-hoo!
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476. Well, sewing needles
remind me of porcupines,
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477. but sure.
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478. Sorry for this,
Dr. Lacania,
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479. but I promise
we'll get you out.
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480. I know you will,
and when you do,
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481. I want you to come with me,
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482. because I love you,
Sterling Archer.
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483. Meep.
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484. You ready for this?
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485. Are you ready to come with me?
- Dr. Lacania—
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486. Please, call me Malory.
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487. Ugh, no.
Wh—why?
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488. Well, that's my name,
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489. Malory Lacania.
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490. What an
unfortunate coincidence.
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491. Not if you forget
your past.
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492. I have seen how you've grown,
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493. what you're capable of, and now
I've seen how these people
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494. hold you back.
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495. I need
to think about it.
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496. Think fast, Sterling.
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497. The train's leaving.
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498. I have eyes
on the target—
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499. taking the shot in three, two—
wait!
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500. I have two targets,
two targets—no, three.
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501. Four!
Original target is lost.
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502. Repeat,
original target is lost.
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503. Let's do this.
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504. I can't believe
this is working.
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505. I can't believe
Cyril sewed five dress suits
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506. in an hour.
- Before I turned
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507. to espionage,
I was a tailor's apprentice.
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508. Is it too late
to turn back?
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509. Oh, my God.
Shit, Ray, are you made?
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510. I'm just a little boy
telling my dog she'll be okay.
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511. Just hold on, Ginger Rogers!
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512. Okay...
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513. What the hell is that?
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514. The sound
I've been looking for.
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515. You guys want to be
in a prog-rock puppet musical?
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516. Focus.
We're almost there.
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517. And it's
almost time to decide.
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518. I know.
There's literally
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519. a giant ticking clock
on the wall.
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520. Oh, hell, screw it.
Tranq them all.
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521. Looks like the needle
is mightier than the sword.
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522. Not, like, drug needle—
sewing needle—
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523. - Cyril?
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524. Cyril?
Does anyone have eyes
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525. on Cyril?
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526. Oh, shit.
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527. Damn it.
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528. I should've
gone to therapy.
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529. Come on!
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530. Cyril?
Man,
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531. you know how to fill out
a dress in all the wrong ways.
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532. The doctor comes with me.
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533. End of the line, Sterling.
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534. My mother
called me "Sterling."
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535. And you're not my mother.
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536. No!
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537. Oh!
Was that a breakthrough?
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538. That felt like a breakthrough.
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539. It was gruesome.
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540. Breakthroughs
can be gruesome.
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541. Well, we made it.
- And got a new umbrella.
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542. - Deflection.
- Yeah, of darts,
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543. and your question.
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544. I know, it's just leaving—
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545. Would improve
your life forever.
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546. Sure, maybe, but also—
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547. You need me like oxygen?
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548. Mm, not
what I was gonna say, but—
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549. Oh, Sterling, listen.
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550. This life is damaging you—
a vicious cycle of violence
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551. leading to anger,
leading to more violence.
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552. We can start a new life,
running a little bakery
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553. on the banks of the Rhine
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554. that specializes
in Dampfnudel.
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555. You can bring things
into the world
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556. instead of taking them out.
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557. Or we can live
in Norway
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558. and give boat tours
on the fjords.
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559. No, no, no,
just the Rhine bakery,
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560. because that is the best one.
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561. That sounds
so compelling when you say it
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562. in that voice.
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563. Okay, yes.
I'll go.
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564. Hang on.
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565. So I'm leaving
definitely on this train,
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566. possibly forever.
- Wait, you're leaving
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567. with her?
- What do you care,
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568. Ms.
"I'm-Only-Here-To-Do-My-Job?"
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569. - Uh, Mrs.
- Sort of.
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570. And what I care about is
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571. how this would break
your mother's heart.
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572. This agency is her legacy.
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573. Well, maybe I've done
enough living for my mother.
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574. That is... actually healthy.
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575. You're right.
She's gone.
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576. But the rest of us
are still here.
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577. - Except Cheryl.
- And I know
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578. we're not perfect,
but we're your family—
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579. us, me, your daughter.
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580. Stay with us, because if you
think running away
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581. is the solution, I promise you,
you'll never stop running.
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582. Could've had
something there.
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583. - You have something here.
- Yeah, an erection.
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584. - What?
- I was gonna have train sex.
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585. Now what am I supposed to do
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586. with this, Lana?
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587. You'll figure it out.
- Like hell I will.
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588. This is someone else's problem.
- Okay, Archer.
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589. Ideally, two someones.
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590. - Okay, Archer!
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591. Made in Georgia.
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