1. - How much longer
is this gonna take?Copy !req
2. - I don't know,
how long does it take a manCopy !req
3. to become a God, Lana?Copy !req
4. - I don't know, ten minutes?Copy !req
5. - I still don't understandCopy !req
6. why I have to be this naked
in front of Mother.Copy !req
7. - I don't think you all
appreciate what I've done here.Copy !req
8. Billions of wires, carrying
trillions of data packets,Copy !req
9. perfectly and delicately calibratedCopy !req
10. to dive into the wet,
gross mind of a man!Copy !req
11. - It all looks pretty
mad scientist-y.Copy !req
12. Oh, you've even got one
of those big power switches.Copy !req
13. - That is a precision device!Copy !req
14. That I've been saving
for something weird.Copy !req
15. - So, Krieger,
how does this work?Copy !req
16. You gonna transfer
his memory banksCopy !req
17. into my neuro-brain stuff
or whatever?Copy !req
18. - I call it
the reverse Frankenstein.Copy !req
19. - Okay, definitely
mad scientist-y.Copy !req
20. - And you're certain this will
give us the information we needCopy !req
21. to rebuild
the device IIA stole?Copy !req
22. - I'm certain it might
if his brain doesn't explode.Copy !req
23. - Wait, which "his?"
Am I the "his?"Copy !req
24. - More importantly,
are we in the splash zone?Copy !req
25. - Shh.
Quiet!Copy !req
26. I need total silence
to initiate the sequence.Copy !req
27. - Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
28. I was volunteering at what
I thought was a soup kitchen—Copy !req
29. Shh!
- God dammit!Copy !req
30. - Ooh, right, sorry.Copy !req
31. Wait, what are we doing?Copy !req
32. - This guy has some
science thingy in his headCopy !req
33. that we need for money,Copy !req
34. but he's in a coma
and we're almost out of money,Copy !req
35. so Archer's gonna
go into his brain.Copy !req
36. - We're broke?Copy !req
37. Is that why the vending machine
costs money now?Copy !req
38. - No, they just
finally fixed it.Copy !req
39. - We're technically not broke.Copy !req
40. Just operating
on a leaner budgetCopy !req
41. now that Robert
is tightening the spigots.Copy !req
42. - Well, money doesn't
come from spigots.Copy !req
43. So that might be part
of the problem right there.Copy !req
44. That, and how much did
you spend on this thingamabob?Copy !req
45. - Well, you gotta spend money
diving into brainsCopy !req
46. to make money
diving into brains.Copy !req
47. Speaking of thingamabob,Copy !req
48. do I need to be hooked up
down there?Copy !req
49. - Great question.
Ka-thunk.Copy !req
50. It's working.
It's working!Copy !req
51. - Here we go, buddy.
See you on your insides.Copy !req
52. - No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
53. Whoa.Copy !req
54. - Wait, what happened?
Where did he go?Copy !req
55. - If by he, you mean me,Copy !req
56. well then, ta-da!Copy !req
57. Where am I?
I'm getting a sex dungeon vibe.Copy !req
58. - You're not far off.Copy !req
59. - Metaphorically
or geographically.Copy !req
60. - Did it work? Am I in?
- Nope.Copy !req
61. But, side note,
I know how to cure comas now.Copy !req
62. - Would have been useful
a couple of years ago.Copy !req
63. - The soup kitchen
was a sex club.Copy !req
64. - Can you remember anything
about who you are?Copy !req
65. Where you come from?
- Uh...Copy !req
66. I think maybe,
your mom's butt?Copy !req
67. - Ooh, a funny scientist.Copy !req
68. - Aw, come on.
I have my moments.Copy !req
69. - I'm a scientist?
Nice.Copy !req
70. - It's possible
the massive electric shockCopy !req
71. may have fried
a few of his circuits.Copy !req
72. Look, science isn't
an exact science.Copy !req
73. - Okay,
then let's start simple.Copy !req
74. Do you remember your name?Copy !req
75. - Uh, no.Copy !req
76. Bet my name's something cool
though, like, Colt.Copy !req
77. Yeah.
Let's go with Colt.Copy !req
78. - Damn.
That is cool.Copy !req
79. - And you're sure
you don't want usCopy !req
80. to call you
Dr. Something or other?Copy !req
81. - Ugh, lame.
Trust me, Colt is fine.Copy !req
82. Wait! I'm getting something.Copy !req
83. A small blue house,Copy !req
84. two children, and a wife—Copy !req
85. - Ugh, enough.Copy !req
86. Colt, you're a very
important scientistCopy !req
87. on a very important
mission, okay?Copy !req
88. To redesign the device you were
transporting in Moldova.Copy !req
89. - Can do, I'll just grabCopy !req
90. this pen and paper,
and voila.Copy !req
91. Not bad.Copy !req
92. But terrible riding form.Copy !req
93. - Oh, I guess I can't do.Copy !req
94. - But you know the device
we're talking about?Copy !req
95. What does it do?
- Well, if memory serves...Copy !req
96. - And it mostly doesn't.
- It's an energy source.Copy !req
97. Properly used, it could
eliminate our dependenceCopy !req
98. on fossil fuels altogether.Copy !req
99. - What about improperly used?Copy !req
100. - It could wipe out
all life on the planet.Copy !req
101. Science, you crazy bitch.Copy !req
102. Yeah.Copy !req
103. - Oh, God, that must be why
IIA wants it.Copy !req
104. - It's a classic "evil villain
destroys the worldCopy !req
105. with some sort
of weird doomsday device" plot.Copy !req
106. Obviously.
- Oh, hey, wait.Copy !req
107. I'm remembering
some other stuff.Copy !req
108. One, metal rules.
- Preach, brother!Copy !req
109. - And two, I left my notes
on a memory stickCopy !req
110. hidden in the device,
along with a homing beacon.Copy !req
111. Did I have a talky-talk on me
when you picked me up?Copy !req
112. Okay, I might be able
to track it.Copy !req
113. Whoa, who is this
hot piece of ass?Copy !req
114. - That would be you.Copy !req
115. - Ah, here we go.
The device is in Singapore.Copy !req
116. - IIA's headquarters
are in Singapore.Copy !req
117. I'll get my checkbook.Copy !req
118. - That's my room service!Copy !req
119. - We just got here.Copy !req
120. - I preordered it
from the plane phone.Copy !req
121. - Damn.Copy !req
122. How do you say "Bitchin'"
in Singaporean?Copy !req
123. - Actually, the primary
language here is Mandarin.Copy !req
124. - Did that feel good?
Making me feel small?Copy !req
125. - Yes, it did.Copy !req
126. - This place is incredible.Copy !req
127. - This was almost
our honeymoon.Copy !req
128. Maybe an anniversary?Copy !req
129. - Oh, sure, yeah, maybe.
Hey, where's Ray?Copy !req
130. - Who knows? He's been asking
for a lot of time off lately.Copy !req
131. For some family emergency
or something.Copy !req
132. As if four cats are family.Copy !req
133. - I'm all
for a successful mission,Copy !req
134. but first class tickets,Copy !req
135. and a penthouse
with room service?Copy !req
136. We need to talk about how much
all this is costing.Copy !req
137. - Later.
Everyone, listen up.Copy !req
138. Lana, Cyril, and I
will survey IIACopy !req
139. and develop
an entrance strategy.Copy !req
140. - Okay, this will ping
the homing beacon, I think.Copy !req
141. Still a bit fuzzy
on the science.Copy !req
142. - That's great.Copy !req
143. Krieger,
you stay here with Colt,Copy !req
144. and try to jog his memory
for more information.Copy !req
145. - Hey,
I'll race you to remember.Copy !req
146. Hey, I am a funny scientist.
- Eh.Copy !req
147. - And, Mother—Copy !req
148. - There has to be a bar
around here.Copy !req
149. - Uh, keep doing
what you're doing.Copy !req
150. And, Robert,
you're on point here at HQ.Copy !req
151. - So what are they doing here?Copy !req
152. - Um, comic relief.Copy !req
153. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
154. - Ah!
Are you tipping him $500?Copy !req
155. - Relax.
It's my money.Copy !req
156. And sometimes I like to give
service people a thrill.Copy !req
157. - I'm sorry, Miss,
was my service unsatisfactory?Copy !req
158. Perhaps this is generous
in your country,Copy !req
159. but in Singapore, it's—
how would you Americans say it?Copy !req
160. Jack shit.
- What?Copy !req
161. - Singapore is an extremely
wealthy country.Copy !req
162. - And there he goes again.Copy !req
163. - Ha!
Your money means less.Copy !req
164. - Wait, am I poor here?Copy !req
165. - Do you really have to bring
that up right now?Copy !req
166. - What?
All I said was,Copy !req
167. "Trouble in hell,"Copy !req
168. as a play on
"trouble in paradise,"Copy !req
169. because your husband sucks,Copy !req
170. and it seems like
you're avoiding him,Copy !req
171. which,
now that I think about it,Copy !req
172. I should've said,
"success in hell?"Copy !req
173. - I don't want
to talk about it.Copy !req
174. - What happened?
Did you tell him aboutCopy !req
175. tongue-wrestling
that dude in Japan?Copy !req
176. - Jesus, Archer!
- You cheated on Robert?Copy !req
177. - No!Copy !req
178. Well, I almost, sort of,
kissed someone else.Copy !req
179. - Oh, my God.
- But that's all that happened!Copy !req
180. - Besides the cuddling.
- Not helpful.Copy !req
181. - Okay, how about now?Copy !req
182. - No, I don't think
the jogging's working.Copy !req
183. Hey, what if you put me back in
the coma and woke me up again?Copy !req
184. A hard reset.Copy !req
185. - That's just crazy enough
to work.Copy !req
186. Or not work.
Pretty 50/50.Copy !req
187. - I think I remember
liking those odds.Copy !req
188. - God, I love science!
- Well, I don't.Copy !req
189. Dammit, Lana, if you're
making a cuckold of Robert,Copy !req
190. he deserves to know!Copy !req
191. - That is not what's happening!
And who are you to judge?Copy !req
192. You and I both cheated
on each other!Copy !req
193. - And it broke me!Copy !req
194. - Not a real high bar.Copy !req
195. Cyril, I'm sorry
for the past, okay?Copy !req
196. But this is different.Copy !req
197. I am not the same person
I was back then.Copy !req
198. - Also, I never told you about
any of the timesCopy !req
199. I cheated on you
when we were together,Copy !req
200. and trust me, Lana,
you were way happier for it.Copy !req
201. - Oh, you never had to tell me.Copy !req
202. Shh, follow me.
We're gonna go in the bedroom.Copy !req
203. - Oh, so anyway,Copy !req
204. uh, this is what
a king-size bed looks like.Copy !req
205. I'll see you out,
Mrs. My Dentist.Copy !req
206. - She fell for it!Copy !req
207. Let's just focus
on the mission—Copy !req
208. infiltrating this weirdly
casual botanical garden.Copy !req
209. Wait, I think we did it.Copy !req
210. - This is the top spy agency
in the world.Copy !req
211. You can't just waltz right in.Copy !req
212. - Really?
Because it seems to be working.Copy !req
213. Bingo.
All—Copy !req
214. - Clear!Copy !req
215. - What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
216. - Uh, putting the ghost back
in the meat suit.Copy !req
217. Going again!Copy !req
218. - 1 Bukit Batok Street,
25, Singapore, 658882!Copy !req
219. That's my address.
I lived here!Copy !req
220. Also, I talked to God.
She is real, and she is pissed.Copy !req
221. - Sounds like my kind of broad.
- Okay.Copy !req
222. Go to that address and see
if he remembers anything else.Copy !req
223. We'll stay here
and handle the comms.Copy !req
224. - Okay, are you sure
you know how?Copy !req
225. - Go!Copy !req
226. - Don't worry, we've got this.Copy !req
227. - Sterling?
Sterling, it's me.Copy !req
228. - Sorry, Malory, we have
a similar system at my company.Copy !req
229. I think you're on mute.Copy !req
230. - Turn it up.
Sterling?Copy !req
231. Sterling!
Sterling!Copy !req
232. - And to speak,
you gotta hold down the—Copy !req
233. - If you move that hand
another inch,Copy !req
234. you won't have it anymore.Copy !req
235. - Thanks for joining
the IIA team.Copy !req
236. Have a seat
and fill out this application.Copy !req
237. Orientation will start shortly.Copy !req
238. - Uh, okay.Copy !req
239. Well, well, well,
look who just waltzed right in.Copy !req
240. - We didn't have a choice.Copy !req
241. Some IIA drone
handed us cucumber watersCopy !req
242. and told us not to miss
the orientation.Copy !req
243. - And he complimented
my surveilling.Copy !req
244. Looks like this is some
sort of recruitment event.Copy !req
245. Oh, they must be poaching
agents all over the industry.Copy !req
246. - Welcome.
Hey, y'all, come on in.Copy !req
247. Come on in, welcome.Copy !req
248. All right, let's fill up
from back to front.Copy !req
249. - Wait, Ray?
- Archer!Copy !req
250. Uh, this isn't
what it looks like.Copy !req
251. Unless it looks like
I'm working for IIA,Copy !req
252. because then, yeah.Copy !req
253. Although technically
I'm temp to perm.Copy !req
254. - Welcome to the IIA family.Copy !req
255. You're about to start
the most exciting journeyCopy !req
256. of your lives.Copy !req
257. To be honest, I'm jealous.Copy !req
258. - Ray, what in the Harold Cole?
You're working for IIA?Copy !req
259. It's not personal.Copy !req
260. I just need a back-up plan
in case the agency goes down.Copy !req
261. - So you've been commuting
back and forthCopy !req
262. to work part-time in Singapore?Copy !req
263. - I just borrow Robert's plane.
I mean, that way it's free 99.Copy !req
264. - IIA may be the world's
leading spy agency,Copy !req
265. but we only have one mission—Copy !req
266. to make the world
a better place.Copy !req
267. - Ugh, why do all billionaires
have this gross savior complex?Copy !req
268. - You're married
to a billionaire.Copy !req
269. - For now.
- Shut it.Copy !req
270. - What are y'all talking about?Copy !req
271. - Lana cheated on Robert.
- We just cuddled!Copy !req
272. - Which is emotional cheating,
which is way worse!Copy !req
273. - Yeah, she's a monster.
- Oh, my God. I want to die.Copy !req
274. - And I want deets!Copy !req
275. God, I have missed
the hot goss.Copy !req
276. - Home sweet home.Copy !req
277. I guess I'm not married
with kids.Copy !req
278. - Hmm, this is your place?
Ooh and ah.Copy !req
279. - As in, I'm in awe
of how eww it is.Copy !req
280. - I guess
if I lived in Singapore,Copy !req
281. I'd have to live
in a hellhole like this.Copy !req
282. Probably drowning
in my own urine.Copy !req
283. - Oops, rent notice.Copy !req
284. Damn, my rent
is $12,000 per month?Copy !req
285. - Um, wait.
Is that a lot?Copy !req
286. Yes!Copy !req
287. - Whoa, sweet guitars!Copy !req
288. - Right?
I hope they're mine.Copy !req
289. - Does any of this
spark anything?Copy !req
290. - Oh, not yet.Copy !req
291. Oh, no!Copy !req
292. No! No!
- What?Copy !req
293. - My name's not Colt.
It's Jeremy!Copy !req
294. Ugh.Copy !req
295. - Wait, what's on
the back of that?Copy !req
296. - Numbers.
- Yes!Copy !req
297. Location coordinates,
to be exact.Copy !req
298. - Let's roll out, bitches.Copy !req
299. - Hold on, I feel like there
has to be something else.Copy !req
300. I think this
might be important.Copy !req
301. - Okay, well, just bring it
with you and—Copy !req
302. - And I think
this might be important.Copy !req
303. The model submarine
and this broken plastic forkCopy !req
304. are definitely important.Copy !req
305. - Okay.
- And this!Copy !req
306. The model submarine,
the broken plastic fork,Copy !req
307. and this poster of an alien
in a bikini are all important.Copy !req
308. - Sure, fine, now can we just—Copy !req
309. - And this!
This is for sure important.Copy !req
310. Oh, God, no!Copy !req
311. - Wait, what about this?
- Eh, nah, that's nothing.Copy !req
312. - But it was hidden
in that statue!Copy !req
313. - Okay, fine.
But you're carrying it.Copy !req
314. That's the big question?Copy !req
315. Well, here at IIA,Copy !req
316. the answer
is flipping the paradigmCopy !req
317. so we achieve our measurables
with maximum ROI cost-benefit.Copy !req
318. - Oh, hey, I just got
corporate buzzword bingo.Copy !req
319. - Well, mock all you want, but
Fabian knows what he's doing.Copy !req
320. - Oh, yeah, and what is that?Copy !req
321. Securing a monopoly
over the entire spy industryCopy !req
322. so he can corner the market
and gain undue influenceCopy !req
323. over national
and global politics?Copy !req
324. - He also makes a mean quiche.Copy !req
325. - It's all just so structured.Copy !req
326. Oh!
An org chart?Copy !req
327. - Hey!
Snap out of it.Copy !req
328. - Right.
Bad guys.Copy !req
329. Organized, sensible,
401k-providing bad guys.Copy !req
330. - Listen, this orientation
is our chance, okay?Copy !req
331. We have to get further
into the buildingCopy !req
332. without drawing attention.Copy !req
333. - Good luck. Security might
be breezy out here,Copy !req
334. but nobody gets into zone two
without a lapel chip.Copy !req
335. It also controls
when we can use the bathroom,Copy !req
336. which seems, you know,
like a crime, almost.Copy !req
337. Hey!
They make us pay for these!Copy !req
338. - Good God, this guy is lame.Copy !req
339. This is supposed to be
our competition?Copy !req
340. - Mm, technically, no.
He's crushing us.Copy !req
341. - You're so lucky
this ripped on a seam.Copy !req
342. You could've asked me for help,
you know.Copy !req
343. - Could I? Or are you too busy
working for the competition?Copy !req
344. - Again, not our competition.Copy !req
345. - He's got a point, Ray.Copy !req
346. - Of course
I'm gonna help you!Copy !req
347. I mean, don't get me wrong,
the money's great here,Copy !req
348. but y'all are family.Copy !req
349. - I'm gonna try pinging
the homing beacon.Copy !req
350. That must be
the underground warehouse.Copy !req
351. - Great. Can you take us there?
- Sure thing.Copy !req
352. Oh, I just earned
my bathroom break for the day.Copy !req
353. Who needs a pit stop?Copy !req
354. - I could tinkle.
- No time.Copy !req
355. Just pee in your pants.
It's what we trained for.Copy !req
356. Sterling, dear, it's me.Copy !req
357. What is your status regardingCopy !req
358. Operation IIA Take Down?
Over.Copy !req
359. - Damn it!Copy !req
360. Sterling?
Sterling!Copy !req
361. - Moms, right?Copy !req
362. - Aw, totally bungling a
mission for avoidable reasons?Copy !req
363. Ah, it takes me back.Copy !req
364. - Well, that was easy.Copy !req
365. Hey, what's the form
you fill outCopy !req
366. for getting your ass kicked?Copy !req
367. - Looks like 22-C,
which entitles themCopy !req
368. to free rehabilitation and
up to four weeks sick leave.Copy !req
369. - Shit!
Guys, the memory stickCopy !req
370. is on the move
from the warehouse.Copy !req
371. - Okay, let's split up.
Lana and Cyril,Copy !req
372. you get to the warehouse
and rig the device to explode.Copy !req
373. Ray and I will find
the memory stickCopy !req
374. and we'll meet you there.Copy !req
375. - Oh, no,
why'd it have to be Terry?Copy !req
376. - Please, we can take him.Copy !req
377. - No, he's just the only friend
I've made here.Copy !req
378. We ate lunch everyday
at the same table.Copy !req
379. Walkie-Attention.Copy !req
380. All agents, be on the lookout
for suspicious elements.Copy !req
381. - Ah, buttercups.Copy !req
382. - Any weaknesses
I should know about?Copy !req
383. - He loves pudding?Copy !req
384. - Probably won't come up,
but okay.Copy !req
385. - Ah—Copy !req
386. - This isn't personal!Copy !req
387. I genuinely value you
as a co-worker and a friend!Copy !req
388. - Who are you?
- Oh, screw you, guy!Copy !req
389. - Guards.
Be careful.Copy !req
390. - Should we tiptoe?Copy !req
391. Like you're tiptoeing
around Robert?Copy !req
392. - Cyril, I swear to God.Copy !req
393. - What will you do
if he finds out?Copy !req
394. - Well,
as long as no limp-dick,Copy !req
395. four-eyed nerds
run their mouths, he won't!Copy !req
396. - One, we both know my penisCopy !req
397. is generally firm
when it needs to be.Copy !req
398. And two, I've been hesitant
to say this,Copy !req
399. but you leave me no choice.Copy !req
400. Lana Kane,
you are turning into Archer.Copy !req
401. - And you are turning into
a gigantic painCopy !req
402. in my otherwise perfect ass.Copy !req
403. There's our target.Copy !req
404. Okay, I'll create
a distraction—Copy !req
405. - No, I've got this.Copy !req
406. Watch the bureaucratic master
at work.Copy !req
407. You there!Copy !req
408. You can't be on guard duty, you
forgot to fill out your T9-32!Copy !req
409. - Got it right here, pal.
- Oh.Copy !req
410. But that truck
isn't a company asset,Copy !req
411. which means you also need a—Copy !req
412. - A CM-5?
Not my first rodeo.Copy !req
413. Hey, don't you need a VS-10
to be in here?Copy !req
414. - Crap. Good bureaucracy.Copy !req
415. Okay, maybe not
the best distraction.Copy !req
416. - Ya think?Copy !req
417. - Just like
your emotional affairCopy !req
418. isn't the best distraction
from the fact that—Copy !req
419. - Oh, my God.
I'm not turning into Archer!Copy !req
420. - Really?
Let's look at the evidence.Copy !req
421. You hit on anything that moves,Copy !req
422. you party all night
and sleep all day,Copy !req
423. and you've been taking
way too manyCopy !req
424. gummy women's multivitamins.Copy !req
425. - Wait, that's an Archer thing?Copy !req
426. - Damn it, those explosives
were the only wayCopy !req
427. to blow up the device.Copy !req
428. - All right, so we'll rig
a bomb or something.Copy !req
429. - Improvising?
Okay, "Archer."Copy !req
430. - What?
- Enough!Copy !req
431. - Everybody enough!
If I know IIA,Copy !req
432. Diamond Force is probably
coming for us right now!Copy !req
433. - Diamond Force?
- The elite kill squad.Copy !req
434. They all wear
matching diamond rings.Copy !req
435. - Cool.Copy !req
436. - Well, we can't leave
the device and risk IIACopy !req
437. using it to blow up the world,
which means...Copy !req
438. - Yeah?Copy !req
439. - Oh, I had hoped
you had something.Copy !req
440. - This is the nicest
parking lot I've ever seen.Copy !req
441. What do you think this space
goes for right hereCopy !req
442. between these lines?
Like, 5, 6 million?Copy !req
443. - Do you recognize
anything yet, Colt?Copy !req
444. - Hold up.
I thought his name was Jeremy.Copy !req
445. - I'm sticking with Colt,
damn it!Copy !req
446. [gasps
There, that's it.Copy !req
447. Oh, my God.
It's gorgeous!Copy !req
448. Just installed
a new engine last year.Copy !req
449. There's a kegerator
in the back,Copy !req
450. and she gets
three miles per gallon.Copy !req
451. But on a good downhill, I can
jack that baby up to four.Copy !req
452. - How do you remember
nothing about who you are,Copy !req
453. and everything about this van?Copy !req
454. - I mean, I get it.Copy !req
455. - Change of plans.
- As usual.Copy !req
456. - What the? Ray?Copy !req
457. - Pam! Guess what?Copy !req
458. We don't have time for this.
It's Diamond Force!Copy !req
459. - What's the plan, Archer?Copy !req
460. - Um, swerve until they
accidentally shoot the deviceCopy !req
461. and blow it up for us?Copy !req
462. Someone get Mother on comms!Copy !req
463. I need some cataract-filled
eyes in the sky.Copy !req
464. - We no longer have comms
because you two destroyed them!Copy !req
465. - Shouting at me doesn't
make me regret things, Cyril!Copy !req
466. - Yeah, sometimes you have
to make a call in the moment!Copy !req
467. - Ho-ho, of course
you'd take his side.Copy !req
468. - Who's side?
Mine?Copy !req
469. - I am not! Turning!
Into Archer!Copy !req
470. - Okay, I really feel like
you guys are talking about me.Copy !req
471. - Damn it, could you be quiet?
- Wow, passive aggressive much?Copy !req
472. - Not the point, asshole.Copy !req
473. This is Ray to Old Mother Hen.
Do you copy?Copy !req
474. What did he say?
Mother!Copy !req
475. - It's them!
We're back online!Copy !req
476. I need you
to find me a cliff!Copy !req
477. - You look!
- Yeah! Teamwork!Copy !req
478. Okay, looking for a cliff.Copy !req
479. Let's see,
there's a gentle slope.Copy !req
480. It's really beautiful country.Copy !req
481. - Oh, my God, dying over here!Copy !req
482. - There! The Marina Bay Sands!Copy !req
483. There's the incomplete freeway
overpass nearby.Copy !req
484. - Yes!Copy !req
485. I can't believe
I'm saying this,Copy !req
486. but nice work, Robert.Copy !req
487. Okay. Everybody in the van.Copy !req
488. - Excuse me,
his name is Jethro Kull!Copy !req
489. - Whatever!Copy !req
490. - Smooth in-line tracking,Copy !req
491. and accurate
ceiling constellations?Copy !req
492. This van rocks!Copy !req
493. - Did someone say, "rock?"Copy !req
494. - Ragnar Rockingson!Copy !req
495. - Oh, good, another Krieger.Copy !req
496. - Get the memory stick
and Colt out of here!Copy !req
497. What about you?Copy !req
498. - I'm gonna ditch the flatbed
over the overpassCopy !req
499. and hope the fall
destroys the device.Copy !req
500. - What if you can't
make it out in time?Copy !req
501. Just jump the gap
and we'll lose them!Copy !req
502. - This way's more heroic!Copy !req
503. - Asshole!Copy !req
504. - Archer!Copy !req
505. - Ah, shit.Copy !req
506. - Sterling Archer.
- Present.Copy !req
507. - You may have destroyed
my device and stolen my plans,Copy !req
508. but you left us with a
very powerful bargaining chip—Copy !req
509. - My life?
- Your life!Copy !req
510. - Shit, sorry. I can tell you
thought that would sound cool.Copy !req
511. Here, try it again.Copy !req
512. Blah blah blah,
bargaining chip, and—Copy !req
513. ah, shit!Copy !req
514. - Do you ever shut up?Copy !req
515. - At movies, I guess.Copy !req
516. If they're good—ow!Copy !req
517. Oh, God,
Mr. Archer is gonna die,Copy !req
518. and the agency
is gonna go bankrupt,Copy !req
519. and I'll be stuck in Singapore
living in this van!Copy !req
520. - Back seat folds down
into a bed.Copy !req
521. - Oh, my God, it does!Copy !req
522. - You know you're still bonkers
rich in America, right?Copy !req
523. - Oh, yeah. I feel better.
Let's go home.Copy !req
524. - Okay, what about
saving Archer and the agency?Copy !req
525. - Eh, I've got options.Copy !req
526. - Cyril, cover me.
I'm going after him.Copy !req
527. - And how do you plan
to do that?Copy !req
528. That's Diamond Force!Copy !req
529. I mean, did you see
those rings?Copy !req
530. - I'll figure it out
on the way!Copy !req
531. - So no plan.
Just like Archer.Copy !req
532. Risking everything
for whatever works for you.Copy !req
533. - It's a shame it had to come
to this, Sterling Archer.Copy !req
534. - Yeah, I'm feeling that too.Copy !req
535. Might be a near death
thing though.Copy !req
536. - Near death?
I don't want to kill you.Copy !req
537. I want you to work for me.Copy !req
538. It's just a shame it involved
blowing up my warehouse.Copy !req
539. - What? When we first met
you said you'd never hire me.Copy !req
540. - What can I say?
You've grown on me.Copy !req
541. Your pure,
raw instincts are somethingCopy !req
542. no organizational flowchart
can replace.Copy !req
543. - Well, right now, my pure,
raw instincts are saying,Copy !req
544. "Screw you, Fabian!Copy !req
545. "I'll never help you
with your classicCopy !req
546. "evil villain
destroys the worldCopy !req
547. with some sort of
weird doomsday device plot!"Copy !req
548. - What?
- You heard me. Never!Copy !req
549. - Wait, do you think I'm, like,
some kind of, super villain?Copy !req
550. Oh, my God, that's so—
oh, that's so funny.Copy !req
551. Okay, I can totally see how it
could have come off that way.Copy !req
552. - Wait, so you're not trying
to destroy the world?Copy !req
553. - No!Copy !req
554. Archer,
I want to use the deviceCopy !req
555. for its intended purpose—Copy !req
556. eliminating our global
dependency on fossil fuels.Copy !req
557. - Really?
Wow.Copy !req
558. I mean,
talk about crossed wires.Copy !req
559. - But first, I'm going to make
fossil fuel companiesCopy !req
560. pay me a huge ransom
not to use the device,Copy !req
561. whilst also running
a protection racketCopy !req
562. over every major country
to ensure I don't blow them up.Copy !req
563. - Okay, wires uncrossed.Copy !req
564. You're evil.
I'm back out.Copy !req
565. - Shame, I'm going
to make trillions.Copy !req
566. And you could have been
part of it.Copy !req
567. But alas.Copy !req
568. Holy shit!Copy !req
569. Oh, my God.Copy !req
570. Oh, you guys are
in so much trouble.Copy !req
571. Let me introduce you to Barry
the death cyborg,Copy !req
572. who actually is my friend now,
right, Barry?Copy !req
573. - Sorry, pal.
It's actually Other Barry.Copy !req
574. - Made in Georgia.Copy !req