1. Burning down a warehouse?Copy !req
2. Sinking a super yacht?Copy !req
3. Crashing a school bus
through another school bus?Copy !req
4. - Oh, X marks the tragedy.Copy !req
5. - Uh, empty school buses,
for the record.Copy !req
6. - But wow, very full of gas.Copy !req
7. - I think the phrase
you're all looking forCopy !req
8. is "mission accomplished."Copy !req
9. - The phrase I'm looking forCopy !req
10. would fill my swear jar
to the fucking brim.Copy !req
11. Damn it.Copy !req
12. - And why do you insist
on shooting every vat you see?Copy !req
13. - Because shooting vats
is spycraft 101.Copy !req
14. Also, I didn't know
the vat would explode.Copy !req
15. I was banking
on some sort of acid.Copy !req
16. - I didn't know
boats could burn.Copy !req
17. Aren't they, like, super wet?Copy !req
18. - On the bright side,
destroying the labCopy !req
19. means it'll no longer
pollute the harborCopy !req
20. and kill
endangered harbor seals.Copy !req
21. - See, Mother, the explosion
was good for seals.Copy !req
22. - Maybe the seals
understand the conceptCopy !req
23. of collateral damage
that I have to pay for!Copy !req
24. - Seems abstract
for a pinniped.Copy !req
25. - Look, the important thing
is that we got the microchips,Copy !req
26. which means that...Copy !req
27. - W-wait, you don't know
what the microchips were for?Copy !req
28. - I don't keep track
of every microchip we recover!Copy !req
29. And missile guidance.Copy !req
30. - She guessed.
- Okay, fine.Copy !req
31. What were they for?
- Why would I know?Copy !req
32. - I assumed chemical weapons.Copy !req
33. - I got more
of a spy satellite vibe.Copy !req
34. - Hmm, I got more
of a "you got beat upCopy !req
35. by a mob boss's preteen son"
vibe.Copy !req
36. - I couldn't punch
a ten-year-old!Copy !req
37. - Or block his punches.Copy !req
38. - Jesus, are all debriefs
this negative?Copy !req
39. - I mean... yes?Copy !req
40. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
41. - Come on, you're heroes.Copy !req
42. You took down a secret lab.Copy !req
43. - Uh, yeah,
there's always a secret lab.Copy !req
44. - And they're never
very secret.Copy !req
45. - I'd never been there before,Copy !req
46. and I knew where the bathroom
would be.Copy !req
47. - Take your ennui
outside and...Copy !req
48. do whatever you do with it.Copy !req
49. - Are we boring now?Copy !req
50. - I mean, Cyril always was.Copy !req
51. - Fair.Copy !req
52. - And Lana got boring
once she got married.Copy !req
53. - Excuse me?Copy !req
54. - Aw, and her hearing
is starting to go.Copy !req
55. - Boring?
You're spies.Copy !req
56. You're just overworked.Copy !req
57. Hey, when was the last time
you all went out for drinks?Copy !req
58. - Uh, I'm guessingCopy !req
59. drinking alone outside
doesn't count.Copy !req
60. - Think she means as a group.Copy !req
61. And it has been a while.Copy !req
62. - Huh, you know, that might be
a nice change of pace.Copy !req
63. - That's a great idea.Copy !req
64. There's this new bar called
I Don't Want to Go Home.Copy !req
65. It's right next to
My Marriage was a MistakeCopy !req
66. and down the street
from Fun Cool Single Life,Copy !req
67. but that place closed down.Copy !req
68. - Probably because
of the bad name.Copy !req
69. - Come to think of it,Copy !req
70. we haven't gone out
since Archer was—Copy !req
71. - On sabbatical,Copy !req
72. because that's
what it's called.Copy !req
73. - My nephew is in
a medically induced sabbatical.Copy !req
74. - I got plans later,Copy !req
75. but I'm down to rage
before my rage.Copy !req
76. - Great!
First round's on me.Copy !req
77. Hold that thought!Copy !req
78. - No.Copy !req
79. - Aww.Copy !req
80. memories we can't remember!Copy !req
81. Spies! Spies! Spies!
Spies! Spies! Spies! Spies!Copy !req
82. - Ugh, maybe this work hang
would be better if we—Copy !req
83. - Split up? Absolutely.Copy !req
84. I'll be at the bar.
Darts.Copy !req
85. Women.
I got alley.Copy !req
86. - Sort of defeats the purpose
of a work hang—Copy !req
87. and they're gone.Copy !req
88. - I'm still here.Copy !req
89. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
90. - Stop doing that.Copy !req
91. - I'm just trying
to feel something.Copy !req
92. This group/night is so lame.Copy !req
93. We should get
matching tattoos!Copy !req
94. In matching places!Copy !req
95. - Mm, I've done worse for less.Copy !req
96. - If you really want
to liven things up,Copy !req
97. we should all take my new
experimental psychedelic.Copy !req
98. - What does it do?
- Not sure yet.Copy !req
99. But the rats seemed to like it
before they died.Copy !req
100. No? Your loss.Copy !req
101. There he is.Copy !req
102. Cyril!Copy !req
103. Hey, come meet my friends.Copy !req
104. - Oh, my God, your eye.Copy !req
105. - Oh, this?Copy !req
106. - Yeah, that. That's from—Copy !req
107. - It's from a little boy
punching meCopy !req
108. while I tried to tie him up.Copy !req
109. - What the hell was that?
- What?Copy !req
110. - You can't just say
the humiliating thing.Copy !req
111. You're supposed
to change the subject.Copy !req
112. Then I don't let you.Copy !req
113. Then you try to explain
but it doesn't work.Copy !req
114. It's no fun if you just admit
you're a loser right away.Copy !req
115. - What can I say?Copy !req
116. Maybe I am a loser.Copy !req
117. - Yeah, you are...Copy !req
118. a loser.Copy !req
119. Damn it, I feel nothing.Copy !req
120. - Maybe feel
a little compassionCopy !req
121. for the man you destroyed?Copy !req
122. - Charles Van Doren?Copy !req
123. He betrayed America's trust
in quiz shows, Pam.Copy !req
124. - I mean Cyril.Copy !req
125. You broke him, dude.Copy !req
126. - How is Cyril being lame
my fault?Copy !req
127. - Because he was happy
and good at his jobCopy !req
128. and insanely ripped,Copy !req
129. and then you woke up
and started insulting him.Copy !req
130. And now...Copy !req
131. - Guys.
- Come on, man.Copy !req
132. - Guys, I already agreed
to buy you drinks!Copy !req
133. - Buy us a drink.
- Shoving me solves nothing.Copy !req
134. - So yeah,
pretty explicitly your fault.Copy !req
135. - Oh, my—
That's hilarious.Copy !req
136. Oh, my God.
Did you see that?Copy !req
137. He just walked away from me.Copy !req
138. - Whoa, take it easy,
married lady.Copy !req
139. - Ugh, you sound
like my husband...Copy !req
140. who I loveCopy !req
141. and will text to join us
right this minute.Copy !req
142. - Lana, I was kidding.Copy !req
143. Is this about Archer
calling you boring?Copy !req
144. - No, it's just,
what if he's right?Copy !req
145. Sandra,
a man walked away from me.Copy !req
146. That has literally
never happened before!Copy !req
147. - Hey, can I get
a couple light beers?Copy !req
148. - You can, but you won't.Copy !req
149. - Hey! Not cool, Pam.Copy !req
150. - Put it on her tab.Copy !req
151. This rager's on fumes,
and we gotta refill the tank—Copy !req
152. the booze tank.Copy !req
153. - Ugh, mescal and Schuetzie?Copy !req
154. - Do those even go together?Copy !req
155. - Time to find out!
Prost, chicas!Copy !req
156. - Cheryl, I'm gonna
say somethingCopy !req
157. and you're probably
gonna laugh.Copy !req
158. - Don't tell me
what to do!Copy !req
159. But fun.Copy !req
160. Pam thinks I ruined CyrilCopy !req
161. when I woke up.Copy !req
162. Why aren't you laughing?Copy !req
163. - Mm...
- Wait.Copy !req
164. Do you think
I ruined Cyril too?Copy !req
165. - Um...Copy !req
166. - Cheryl!
- No?Copy !req
167. - Good.
- Not just Cyril.Copy !req
168. - Wh-what?
- Cyril was first.Copy !req
169. But when he got bad
at missions,Copy !req
170. it put pressure on Lana,Copy !req
171. which led
to her marital problems,Copy !req
172. which made Pam gossipy,Copy !req
173. which made me
start stealing again.Copy !req
174. These aren't my shoes.Copy !req
175. - Well, excuse me
for waking up from a coma!Copy !req
176. - Are we not saying
sabbatical anymore?Copy !req
177. Yeah, I ain't said nothing.Copy !req
178. - I didn't run away.Copy !req
179. The guy with the cane
gassed me.Copy !req
180. - Yeah, yeah,
with magical cane gas.Copy !req
181. Do you know how stupid
you sound?Copy !req
182. - Can we go
to the hospital now?Copy !req
183. - No!
We wait for them to leaveCopy !req
184. and see how they like
to be ambushed.Copy !req
185. - I don't think they'd take
the microchips to a shitty bar.Copy !req
186. - This is about
self-respect, man.Copy !req
187. The boss can get
new microchips for...Copy !req
188. whatever they were for.Copy !req
189. - Pretty sure
it's super soldiers.Copy !req
190. - Robert, good.Copy !req
191. has me being
out of a coma made LanaCopy !req
192. A, better,Copy !req
193. B, slightly better,Copy !req
194. or C, basically the same?Copy !req
195. - I guess she's been
more distant.Copy !req
196. - Not one of the options,
Robert!Copy !req
197. What are you even doing here?Copy !req
198. - Lana invited me
to join you.Copy !req
199. - Yeah, she seems
super invested in that invite.Copy !req
200. - I love your hands.Copy !req
201. - Wow, she is really...Copy !req
202. - They're almost as big
as mine.Copy !req
203. I mean the same size as mine.Copy !req
204. We're hand twins.Copy !req
205. - Ugh, out of practice.Copy !req
206. Hey, was Lana aggressively
flirting with other menCopy !req
207. before I woke up
from my coma?Copy !req
208. - No, that's pretty new.Copy !req
209. - Damn it.
Also, sorry.Copy !req
210. I wouldn't read into that.Copy !req
211. - Oh, my G—Copy !req
212. - Or that.
- You know what?Copy !req
213. I trust her.Copy !req
214. Make sure everyone
has a good time.Copy !req
215. I'll text Lana
I couldn't make it.Copy !req
216. - Wait,Copy !req
217. did you also lie to her
while I was in a coma?Copy !req
218. Robert?Copy !req
219. Pam, you were right.
- Usually am.Copy !req
220. - I broke Cyril,Copy !req
221. and broken Cyril
broke the group.Copy !req
222. - Yeah,
it's a real butterfly effect.Copy !req
223. And the hurricane
is everyone sucking.Copy !req
224. - I know what I have to do,Copy !req
225. but I don't know
if I have the strength.Copy !req
226. - You mean...Copy !req
227. - Yes. I have to fix Cyril.Copy !req
228. - You're gonna need this.Copy !req
229. Yoink!
I'll handle the others.Copy !req
230. Bartender, the biggest bottle
on your highest shelf!Copy !req
231. - Whoa, Cyril,
leaving so soon?Copy !req
232. - Ugh, might as well.Copy !req
233. All the women here
think I'm a child kidnapper.Copy !req
234. Creep.
- Failed child kidnapper.Copy !req
235. Well, there's plenty
of fish in the seaCopy !req
236. who don't think
you're a pervert.Copy !req
237. How about a drink?
- Mescal?Copy !req
238. You know they cut down
an acre of rain forestCopy !req
239. for every bottle of this.Copy !req
240. - I'll cut you down.Copy !req
241. Wait, no,
actually, the opposite.Copy !req
242. I, uh, actually
would love to hang out.Copy !req
243. - With me?Copy !req
244. Why? I'm so lame.Copy !req
245. No, you're not!
- Ow.Copy !req
246. - Sorry, I thought
you'd at leastCopy !req
247. try to block that.Copy !req
248. Anyway, it's time we caught up.Copy !req
249. Take me to one of those
famous Cyril hot spots.Copy !req
250. - Is this a trick?Copy !req
251. - Cyril, I am genuinely
trying to reach out.Copy !req
252. Jesus, did you, like,
totally drop workouts?Copy !req
253. - Seriously?Copy !req
254. Yes.Copy !req
255. - At least I didn't just
lie on the floor crying!Copy !req
256. - I got shot, okay?Copy !req
257. - Yeah, and now
you won't shut up about it.Copy !req
258. - Hi, Sara? Yeah.Copy !req
259. Hey, yeah, could you stay
with the kids another hour?Copy !req
260. Sure, um, go ahead,Copy !req
261. yeah, order pizza.Copy !req
262. Oh, oh, hey,
Sara, there's a couponCopy !req
263. on the fridge in the—Copy !req
264. Hello! S—oh, shit.Copy !req
265. She ain't gonna see
that coupon.Copy !req
266. - Man, tonight
crashed and burnedCopy !req
267. like a school bus
into a school bus.Copy !req
268. But I finally got a number.Copy !req
269. Aaaaand it's just a receipt.Copy !req
270. - Are we splitting that,
by the way?Copy !req
271. 'Cause I think it was all
on my card.Copy !req
272. - God damn it,
did you peopleCopy !req
273. totally forget how to party?Copy !req
274. - If you're looking
to party—Copy !req
275. - Krieger, you've already
taken, like, seven of those.Copy !req
276. - Really? Ooh, I might
be going away for a while.Copy !req
277. - It's like Archer
coming out of a comaCopy !req
278. put all of you in one.Copy !req
279. But I have the cure.Copy !req
280. It's time for a Pampage!Copy !req
281. "Pam" and "rampage."Copy !req
282. - I got that.Copy !req
283. - It's technically
a portmanteau,Copy !req
284. like "brunch"
or "spork."Copy !req
285. - Or "murdercide."Copy !req
286. It's a word.
I was almost part of one.Copy !req
287. - Look, I've got plans tonightCopy !req
288. that I never let
work friends in on,Copy !req
289. but this is an emergency,Copy !req
290. so you're all invited
to come melt your tits off.Copy !req
291. - That seems...
extreme.Copy !req
292. - Agreed. I am in.
- I could melt.Copy !req
293. - My fingers are whispering!Copy !req
294. - Krieger's in.Copy !req
295. So do you know
what it's time for?Copy !req
296. - A Pampage?Copy !req
297. - Oh, shit,
I already said that part.Copy !req
298. But yes.Copy !req
299. - So do you alwaysCopy !req
300. have these T-shirts
in your car?Copy !req
301. - Pampage!Copy !req
302. - What happened to me?Copy !req
303. I used to be great at flirting.Copy !req
304. - Eh.
- Eh?Copy !req
305. Krieger, male perspective?Copy !req
306. Shh, I'm invisible.Copy !req
307. - This isn't
what I had in mindCopy !req
308. when I said
we should go out.Copy !req
309. - Or is it?Copy !req
310. Sorry, I thought
we were closer to the corner.Copy !req
311. Or is it?Copy !req
312. - Great,
a scary warehouse party.Copy !req
313. Great, right?Copy !req
314. By day, it makes socks,
and by night, it rocks.Copy !req
315. But the sock machine is
still running, so be careful.Copy !req
316. - I think I might need
a new bandage.Copy !req
317. - I think you need
to shut the hell up.Copy !req
318. We could jump 'em now.Copy !req
319. It is a smaller group.
- No.Copy !req
320. I live just around the corner.
- So?Copy !req
321. - So how about
we go kill someoneCopy !req
322. on the corner
where your kids ride bikes?Copy !req
323. Yeah, that's what I thought.Copy !req
324. Ugh.Copy !req
325. We're gonna be here
all night.Copy !req
326. - Ugh, I'm with an oldCopy !req
327. who cares about
being up all night.Copy !req
328. Yo, Pamageddon!Copy !req
329. - Sploosh! My man!Copy !req
330. - Is that where that
comes from?Copy !req
331. - These sacrifices
for the ring?Copy !req
332. - Oh, hell yes!Copy !req
333. - No!
- Nah, just friends.Copy !req
334. Any chance you could
throw me a plus-four?Copy !req
335. - After what you did
for my nana, anything, huh?Copy !req
336. Do not,
under any circumstances,Copy !req
337. try to keep up with her.Copy !req
338. - Shots!Copy !req
339. - Aren't those toxic?
- Maybe!Copy !req
340. - I am getting so many
good tattoo ideas.Copy !req
341. Forehead!Copy !req
342. - I'm gonna find
a quiet corner and—whoa!Copy !req
343. - Welcome to the good life,
Sandra.Copy !req
344. Damn it, Krieger, be careful!Copy !req
345. Easy.
You'll break Jupiter.Copy !req
346. The planetarium, really?Copy !req
347. I asked you where you go
to have fun,Copy !req
348. not where you went
on your fifth grade field trip.Copy !req
349. It may not look like it,Copy !req
350. but this place has
a crazy singles scene.Copy !req
351. - As in they have
a single year to live?Copy !req
352. - What's that?Copy !req
353. - Uh, nothing, dear.
Enjoy your stars.Copy !req
354. While you can.
- Come on, it's fun.Copy !req
355. And fifth grade field trips
don't have secret wine.Copy !req
356. - I guess it depends
on your school... and mother.Copy !req
357. Anyway,
do planetarium shows end,Copy !req
358. or do people just leaveCopy !req
359. when they're depressed
enough to...Copy !req
360. Witness the majesty
of space?Copy !req
361. - Pretty great, right?Copy !req
362. - It really is.Copy !req
363. You know, I kinda
spent a year in space.Copy !req
364. - And that's enough wine
for you, sir.Copy !req
365. - Cyril, for the last time,Copy !req
366. you cannot have wine in here.Copy !req
367. - Run! We'll lose him
in the asteroid belt!Copy !req
368. - Huh!
I didn't know he had friends.Copy !req
369. - Oh, more of a coworker
situation.Copy !req
370. Shot!Copy !req
371. - Mm. Ahh.
Because all I do is work.Copy !req
372. And now that Robert
works with us,Copy !req
373. my husband
is also my work husband.Copy !req
374. - There's your problem.
You gotta set boundaries.Copy !req
375. That was my secret
when I tied the knot.Copy !req
376. Shot!Copy !req
377. - Wait, you're married?Copy !req
378. - Oh, God, no.Copy !req
379. I'm talking about
when I officiatedCopy !req
380. a Wiccan
hand-binding ceremony.Copy !req
381. Shot!
- Mm.Copy !req
382. Ugh, shit.Copy !req
383. Am I just doomed to be boring?Copy !req
384. - Screw that.Copy !req
385. You just need to remember
what single life is like.Copy !req
386. And I've got
the perfect reminder.Copy !req
387. Krieger, wrap it up!Copy !req
388. - Shoot!Copy !req
389. Stop dancing
and fight me, Dad!Copy !req
390. - Put him in a body bag!Copy !req
391. Yeah!Copy !req
392. - Do these shots
while I get the keys.Copy !req
393. - Done.
Wait, keys?Copy !req
394. Hey! Keys to what?Copy !req
395. - Ey, what the shit, Pam?Copy !req
396. - I'll bring it back
tomorrow... maybe!Copy !req
397. - To the edge!
Back to the edge!Copy !req
398. Uh, guys?Copy !req
399. - They have a monster truck?Copy !req
400. - Who the hell are these guys?Copy !req
401. - This drug
makes cars feel huge!Copy !req
402. - It's so tiny and fast.Copy !req
403. - If it was life-size,Copy !req
404. it would be going
800 miles per hour!Copy !req
405. - What?
That's incredible!Copy !req
406. Final lap!
- You got this, Cyril!Copy !req
407. It's just you and green.Copy !req
408. Careful!
- I. Can. Hold. It!Copy !req
409. Yaaaaahh!Copy !req
410. Yes!Copy !req
411. In your face, green,Copy !req
412. you absolute piece of shit!Copy !req
413. - I-I mean good game, I guess.Copy !req
414. - Jackson,
you've got five minutesCopy !req
415. to cover these ladies
in sweat that isn't theirs.Copy !req
416. - Make it three.Copy !req
417. - Whoo!Copy !req
418. I'm just saying,
who does this help?Copy !req
419. To quote Edward Counsel,
revenge is but a small circle.Copy !req
420. - Plus, it is getting late
for revenge...Copy !req
421. and my babysitter.Copy !req
422. And I'm weak
from blood loss.Copy !req
423. - So we'll get 'em next time?
Yeah,Copy !req
424. next time for sure, buddy!Copy !req
425. - Oh, no, the boss says
get the microchips back now,Copy !req
426. or we're dead.Copy !req
427. - How?
I'm a master of strategy.Copy !req
428. My tactics were flawless.Copy !req
429. And yet my forces
lie decimated.Copy !req
430. - Because you left
your Beastmen exposedCopy !req
431. to his Chaos Dwarf.Copy !req
432. - Well, yeah,
that's obvious now!Copy !req
433. Okay, double or nothing,Copy !req
434. which I guess means
two candy bars?Copy !req
435. - Then prepare, knave, to...Copy !req
436. - Call me knave again.Copy !req
437. I'm kidding!Copy !req
438. Good role-playing, Kyle.Copy !req
439. So-ho who's next,Copy !req
440. the cowboy or the scientist?Copy !req
441. - Ha, the scientist!Copy !req
442. - Okay,
that's where we call it.Copy !req
443. - Holy shit, is that—Copy !req
444. That prince-y guy
who was gonna buy my house.Copy !req
445. - Oh, no.Copy !req
446. Wait, guys, maybe
he hasn't seen us yet.Copy !req
447. - Maybe it's just a stripper.Copy !req
448. - A stripper dressed
specifically like Prince Fawad?Copy !req
449. - My friends!
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
450. I knew I recognized you.Copy !req
451. You were all there
that day my mother and ICopy !req
452. planned to buy a local mansion.Copy !req
453. - I think you have us
confused—Copy !req
454. - No, no.
Then you seduced me.Copy !req
455. Then someone else
tranquilized meCopy !req
456. before we could consummate
our relationship.Copy !req
457. - Hmm, I don't remember
that day.Copy !req
458. - We do get hit
in the head a lot.Copy !req
459. - And tranquilized a lot.Copy !req
460. - Anyway, congrats
on figuring out you're gayCopy !req
461. before you had sex
with Lana.Copy !req
462. - Gay?Copy !req
463. No, no.Copy !req
464. I just come here to pick up
lonely, horny women.Copy !req
465. - Aww.
- Yes, so, uh,Copy !req
466. would you like to come back
to my penthouse for drugs?Copy !req
467. - Yeah,
I could use a top-off.Copy !req
468. - Yeah, thanks
but no, thanks.Copy !req
469. - But actually, thanks.
We'll come.Copy !req
470. - Really, Lana?Copy !req
471. Partying with a drug-dealing princeCopy !req
472. feels a little extreme.Copy !req
473. - Maybe for boring
married Lana,Copy !req
474. but for cool single Lana,Copy !req
475. it's just another school night.Copy !req
476. - Well, it's your overdose.Copy !req
477. - Hurry up with that fool.
They're coming.Copy !req
478. - Just stand up, man.Copy !req
479. - Is this the hospital, guys?Copy !req
480. They have
armed guards now?Copy !req
481. - Who the hell are these guys?Copy !req
482. Sploosh...Copy !req
483. would love to see this.Copy !req
484. He's working on his master's
in architecture.Copy !req
485. - I'm doing this, right?Copy !req
486. I have to, right?Copy !req
487. Are there more shots?Copy !req
488. So, ladies, interloper...Copy !req
489. - Yo!
- Shall we begin?Copy !req
490. That's the second-biggestCopy !req
491. automatic lube wall
I've ever seen.Copy !req
492. - Don't worry.Copy !req
493. We can take this
slow.Copy !req
494. - Said the naked man.Copy !req
495. - Thanks for noticing.Copy !req
496. My Berserker cries,Copy !req
497. burying his ax
in your weeping king's chest.Copy !req
498. - As my Dragon Warrior
rips off his...Copy !req
499. Penis.Copy !req
500. Not my choice. Rolled a two.Copy !req
501. Ugh!Copy !req
502. - Hey, you can beat up a kid.Copy !req
503. Now just do that in the field.Copy !req
504. - Yeah...Copy !req
505. I don't know if I want
to be a field agent anymore,Copy !req
506. but I'm afraid to tell anyone.Copy !req
507. - What?
- Oh, God.Copy !req
508. - No, Cyril, that's amazing.Copy !req
509. - It is? Why?Copy !req
510. - I thought you were
getting worse in the fieldCopy !req
511. because I was insulting you.Copy !req
512. You're just getting worse
because you hate it.Copy !req
513. - I still don't love
the insults.Copy !req
514. - You'll get used to it, moron.Copy !req
515. Anyway, you gotta do
what's right for you, Cyril.Copy !req
516. Because tonightCopy !req
517. you're kinda special, and—Copy !req
518. Wait, hold on. Getting a call.Copy !req
519. Uh-huh.
Penthouse.Copy !req
520. Crazy lube wall.Copy !req
521. Horny tigers. Pampage.Copy !req
522. Gotta get rid of the body.Copy !req
523. - Oh, thank God.Copy !req
524. I almost bonded with Cyril.Copy !req
525. - This better be good.Copy !req
526. Cyril and I were...Copy !req
527. doing something
way less weird than this.Copy !req
528. - Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.Copy !req
529. I think he mixed
two blues with a green.Copy !req
530. - No, I took that.Copy !req
531. He took three reds and a white.Copy !req
532. - Oh, God, I shouldn't
have tried to keep up.Copy !req
533. I shouldn't have tried
to keep up.Copy !req
534. - What the hell happened?Copy !req
535. - I tried to give myself
a tattoo of a witch skullCopy !req
536. with colored lube,
but it got kinda blobby.Copy !req
537. - Uh, think he meant
with the dead guy.Copy !req
538. Lana, you couldn't handle this?Copy !req
539. - I was—I was—I was
gonna be his first.Copy !req
540. I was almost his first.Copy !req
541. - Obviously we're too drunk,Copy !req
542. and his guards
are right outside.Copy !req
543. Fine, we got this.Copy !req
544. Does Krieger have a bone saw?Copy !req
545. - To chop up a civilian?Copy !req
546. - To not go to jail, Cyril!Copy !req
547. - No. No chopping.Copy !req
548. We just need a way to sneak
a body out of the building.Copy !req
549. - Ooh, I got this.Copy !req
550. Gentlemen, don't wait up.Copy !req
551. - Let's get him to the docks...Copy !req
552. in something inconspicuous.Copy !req
553. - Focus!
We're in a car chase!Copy !req
554. - Shut up.
My sitter is leaving.Copy !req
555. And we wouldn't even
be in this car chaseCopy !req
556. if you weren't a coward.Copy !req
557. - Would a coward
have nerve gas?Copy !req
558. - Where the hell
did you get that?Copy !req
559. - Warehouse.
Just an insurance policy.Copy !req
560. Right, Carl?Copy !req
561. Carl?Copy !req
562. - I think Carl is dead.Copy !req
563. - Okay, we're good to go.Copy !req
564. Krieger?
- Will you hurry up?Copy !req
565. You're embarrassing me.Copy !req
566. - Damn it.Copy !req
567. - Who the hell is that?Copy !req
568. Hey, don't need the light.Copy !req
569. - Then you should not
have crossed us.Copy !req
570. - Did we cross you?
- Probably.Copy !req
571. We do cross a lot of people.Copy !req
572. - Yeah, who are you guys?Copy !req
573. - We're the guardsCopy !req
574. from that warehouse
you blew up today.Copy !req
575. - Well, that's a relief.Copy !req
576. - Why could that possibly
be a relief?Copy !req
577. - We know they're not
good guards.Copy !req
578. - Archer, he has a gun.Copy !req
579. - Yeah, we all have guns.Copy !req
580. - But we have nerve gas.Copy !req
581. Insurance policy!Copy !req
582. Hiyah!Copy !req
583. - Oh.Copy !req
584. Oh, wow.
Oh, God.Copy !req
585. - Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
586. All right, Cyril,
AKA Murderfoot!Copy !req
587. The field agent is back!Copy !req
588. - I guess maybe I am.Copy !req
589. Ah!Copy !req
590. Cheese and crackers,
this pavement is uneven!Copy !req
591. - And he's gone.Copy !req
592. - Which we need to be.Copy !req
593. - Guys,
someone should say something.Copy !req
594. - I stole a bunch
of his lube.Copy !req
595. - Amen.Copy !req
596. Who's ready to party?Copy !req
597. - He's alive?Copy !req
598. - Oh, thank God.Copy !req
599. - You didn't check
his pulse?Copy !req
600. - No.
We were crazy high!Copy !req
601. - Oh.
Still are, to be honest.Copy !req
602. - Guys, grab the truck!Copy !req
603. - We... got this.Copy !req
604. Oh, come on!Copy !req
605. - Thanks, Murderfoot.Copy !req
606. Um, why did it explode?Copy !req
607. - Oh, that was me.Copy !req
608. I learned a lesson today.Copy !req
609. No idea what it is.Copy !req
610. - Don't use lube
to make a tattoo?Copy !req
611. - Sort of looks like
a palm tree.Copy !req
612. - I see a fountain pen.Copy !req
613. It's a Rorschach tattoo!Copy !req
614. - Oh, yeah, Sandra.Copy !req
615. - How did you find us?Copy !req
616. - I followed
the monster truckCopy !req
617. and the explosionCopy !req
618. and whatever that cloud was.Copy !req
619. - Nerve gas.
- I'd say cyclosarin.Copy !req
620. - Jesus Christ!Copy !req
621. You realize the chemicals
you dumped in the oceanCopy !req
622. will probably kill ten times
the seals you saved.Copy !req
623. - In our defense,
going out was your idea.Copy !req
624. - Because I didn't know
you were monsters!Copy !req
625. - Guys, the microchips
were for landmines.Copy !req
626. Oh, of course!
Oh, yeah!Copy !req
627. Landmines!
Obviously.Copy !req
628. - The Pampage does it again!Copy !req
629. - Does what?Copy !req
630. - Pampage! Pampage!Copy !req
631. Pampage!
Pampage! Pampage!Copy !req
632. Whoa!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
633. - Any second.Copy !req
634. She's coming up.Copy !req
635. W-we should probably
go get her.Copy !req
636. Pampage!Copy !req
637. - Made in Georgia.Copy !req