1. Another win for
the greatest spy on Earth.Copy !req
2. Lana? Win toast?Copy !req
3. It's nine o'clock
in the morning.Copy !req
4. Yeah, and champagne is, like,
the breakfast of alcohols.Copy !req
5. Congratulations, team.Copy !req
6. Your success has given
your company great buzz.Copy !req
7. "Roomful of bees" buzz.Copy !req
8. Bees with buzz cuts.Copy !req
9. - Swarming Buzz Aldrin.
- That's a lot of buzz.Copy !req
10. And Robert's
sizable donationCopy !req
11. to the environmental fund
didn't hurt.Copy !req
12. Arguably,
it did most of the work.Copy !req
13. That's a heavy check
doing some heavy lifting.Copy !req
14. - But still.
- Great buzz.Copy !req
15. I notice you say "buzz,"Copy !req
16. but we hired you
for "job offers."Copy !req
17. Don't worry,
you are top of mindCopy !req
18. for many stakeholders.Copy !req
19. You just need
a splashy success.Copy !req
20. Not that this wasn't
a success.Copy !req
21. But it was a normal success.Copy !req
22. - And now we get splashy.
- Cannonball!Copy !req
23. I'm sorry,
saving an entire planeCopy !req
24. from hijackers isn't splashy?Copy !req
25. Buzz is also saying
that was like 80...Copy !req
26. - Uh, 85.
- Percent an accident.Copy !req
27. That last 15% was all me.Copy !req
28. Uh, sorry...Copy !req
29. All me with an assist
from my supporting cast.Copy !req
30. - Ugh.
- Anyway,Copy !req
31. keep up the good work!Copy !req
32. And remember:
Leap without a net.Copy !req
33. Alton,
where's your parachute?Copy !req
34. - Oh, boy.
- If my head wasn't attached...Copy !req
35. Useless.Copy !req
36. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
37. Guys, I found
something amazing.Copy !req
38. I was re-organizing
our old filing systemCopy !req
39. and discovered
we have an open contract.Copy !req
40. Something about ongoing serviceCopy !req
41. for "high sensitivity battery
replacement" in London.Copy !req
42. Oh, goodness.Copy !req
43. I haven't thought about that
in years.Copy !req
44. So, you gonna...Copy !req
45. Shh, shh, shh,
I'm remembering.Copy !req
46. - We talking beefcake?
- This is a closed meeting.Copy !req
47. Duh-doy.Copy !req
48. Why do you think
we wanted in here so bad?Copy !req
49. Now give me dem deets.Copy !req
50. - Fine.
- The man is Cornelius Varma,Copy !req
51. great grandnephew of the
Indian Maharani of Travancore.Copy !req
52. He had the physique
of a tawny Adonis,Copy !req
53. and the nimblest fingers
you've ever...Copy !req
54. - Okay, Mother.
- We get it.Copy !req
55. I'm referring to the way
he placed bugs.Copy !req
56. Jesus, I don't need to know
what you call it.Copy !req
57. Wait, why were you
bugging the British?Copy !req
58. - It was a different time.
- 1812?Copy !req
59. Cyril, you were saying?Copy !req
60. Well, according
to the case file,Copy !req
61. if the batteries are replaced,
the bug will release a code.Copy !req
62. If we transmit the codeCopy !req
63. to the account
where the money is held...Copy !req
64. - Dolla dolla bills, y'all?
- Bingo.Copy !req
65. Not flying to England to
change a battery for 20 bucks.Copy !req
66. - It's pounds, Lana.
- You know what I meant.Copy !req
67. And I know
how to finish my insults.Copy !req
68. Jeezy Petes.Copy !req
69. I just checked
the battery bank account.Copy !req
70. With interest, it's currently
holding over a million dollars.Copy !req
71. - What?
- Oh, that's cute.Copy !req
72. I think for this,
you're going to need an assistCopy !req
73. from someone
who knows the territory.Copy !req
74. Someone who, if need be,Copy !req
75. can call on an important ally
in a pinch.Copy !req
76. And who's that, he said,Copy !req
77. dread creeping
into his voice?Copy !req
78. Was the cat suit
really necessary?Copy !req
79. - For me?
- No.Copy !req
80. It's more for the public.Copy !req
81. - Oh!
- Ugh, still got it.Copy !req
82. Thank you, Sterling.Copy !req
83. And by it, I mean this image,Copy !req
84. burned into my retinas
till the end of time.Copy !req
85. Lucky boy.Copy !req
86. Geez, this place is as dusty
as a... a...Copy !req
87. A desert in a sandstorm?Copy !req
88. My signed oath to do no harm?Copy !req
89. Eleanor Roosevelt's vagina?Copy !req
90. Aww, sad if true.Copy !req
91. - Stop.
- I would have had something.Copy !req
92. Lana got in my head.Copy !req
93. Not really a challenge.Copy !req
94. - Pardon me.
- Delivery for Lana Kane?Copy !req
95. Damn it, Krieger,Copy !req
96. I thought you told me
this place was secure.Copy !req
97. I told you,
or you thought I told you?Copy !req
98. - Ugh.
- Just leave them by the door.Copy !req
99. - Right, then.
- Nope, take them back.Copy !req
100. If Robert thinks
for one secondCopy !req
101. that a handful
of glorified weedsCopy !req
102. can make up
for what he said to me,Copy !req
103. he is more mistaken than...Copy !req
104. You were for marrying him?Copy !req
105. Ha!
I'm back, baby!Copy !req
106. - Focus.
- According to our records,Copy !req
107. the bug was still activeCopy !req
108. until the battery went out
three years ago.Copy !req
109. Since it was powered down,Copy !req
110. there's a good chance it hasn't
been picked up by sweeps.Copy !req
111. So, here's how we retrieve it.Copy !req
112. Sterling and Lana,
you'll be making ingress...Copy !req
113. I don't know
if we'll have time for that.Copy !req
114. Ugh, not what it means.Copy !req
115. Through the second
story window.Copy !req
116. Cyril, you'll stay
on the groundCopy !req
117. and monitor the area
for reinforcements.Copy !req
118. Try not to eat
anything important.Copy !req
119. This is my last one forever.Copy !req
120. You talking to us,
or the ten bars in your pocket?Copy !req
121. Pam and Cheryl,Copy !req
122. you'll surveil from the square
across the street,Copy !req
123. blending in as...Copy !req
124. Fancy English ladies.Copy !req
125. My hat is huge.Copy !req
126. You know, we British
invented giant hatsCopy !req
127. as a way to temper an overly
aggressive pigeon population.Copy !req
128. - Wait.
- Oh!Copy !req
129. - Is that true?
- Meanwhile,Copy !req
130. I'll be in the van
with Krieger,Copy !req
131. running the entire show
with immaculate precision.Copy !req
132. - Just like the Rockettes.
- Jazz legs.Copy !req
133. Once you're in position...Copy !req
134. Post coital.Copy !req
135. Post ingress.Copy !req
136. - Same thing.
- It's not.Copy !req
137. Krieger will jam
the alarm system.Copy !req
138. - What about the bug?
- Some of my best work.Copy !req
139. Not bad, Mother.Copy !req
140. I modeled the breasts
on my own.Copy !req
141. Is it possible
for you to just not?Copy !req
142. And you'll be happy to know,Copy !req
143. they're still a dead match.Copy !req
144. I was happier before I knew.Copy !req
145. So how do we get
the code off the bug?Copy !req
146. I whipped
a little something up.Copy !req
147. Sorry,
do you have anything bigger?Copy !req
148. Dude, this is ancient tech.Copy !req
149. It doesn't interface
with anything modern.Copy !req
150. And the giant
flashing lights?Copy !req
151. Those are for me.Copy !req
152. Got the code.Copy !req
153. Good.
Now rub the centerCopy !req
154. of my breasts to reactivate.Copy !req
155. - What?
- Sorry, the breasts.Copy !req
156. I'm terrified
of crossing a societal tabooCopy !req
157. that exists for a reason.Copy !req
158. Oh, my God.Copy !req
159. - Was that so hard?
- No.Copy !req
160. You're not just
some sugar-guzzling,Copy !req
161. self-flagellater.Copy !req
162. You're part of
an elite spy team.Copy !req
163. Case in point.
I've got someone on approach.Copy !req
164. He's looking right at me.
Now he's waving at me.Copy !req
165. And I'm waving back?
Hello.Copy !req
166. Oh, I think that went
really well.Copy !req
167. - No, no, no, no, no.
- Bad news.Copy !req
168. What is it?Copy !req
169. My jamming
of the alarm systemCopy !req
170. is itself being jammed.Copy !req
171. It's a classic double jam!Copy !req
172. So the alarm is reactivated?Copy !req
173. Sterling, get out of there!Copy !req
174. Oh, wait,
now he's picking up a rock.Copy !req
175. Yep, he's throwing the rock.
Oh!Copy !req
176. He almost hit
that security camera.Copy !req
177. And now I'm waving at it.
Cheerio.Copy !req
178. For once I feel comfortable
saying that wasn't me.Copy !req
179. Run, you dimwits!Copy !req
180. Cyril, you were supposed
to watch the street,Copy !req
181. not your goddamn candy bar!Copy !req
182. - I was.
- And I... I didn't.Copy !req
183. I put the candy bar away.
It was a really big moment.Copy !req
184. Well, thanks to you,Copy !req
185. our next big moment
is British jail,Copy !req
186. which is probably pretty nice.Copy !req
187. This day was going so...Copy !req
188. Characteristically unwell?Copy !req
189. - Ow!
- Shit, did that hurt?Copy !req
190. Get the suitcase, asshole.Copy !req
191. - Right, right, yeah.
- Of course.Copy !req
192. We failed,Copy !req
193. and Lana got punched
by some sort of magician.Copy !req
194. A suspect
has been identifiedCopy !req
195. in the late night break-in
at number 10 Downing Street.Copy !req
196. Darling, did you have
to look straight on?Copy !req
197. Like his profile's
any better.Copy !req
198. Malory, please.Copy !req
199. It was a mistake
any of us could have made.Copy !req
200. Some speculate
that the burglar is American,Copy !req
201. due to the American candy
wrapper found at the scene.Copy !req
202. If the U. S. Government
is involved,Copy !req
203. it would mark
the first hostile exchangeCopy !req
204. between the two countries
since the War of 1812.Copy !req
205. Does this count as splashy?Copy !req
206. Okay, team, no need to panic.Copy !req
207. Let's just take stock
of where we are.Copy !req
208. - Well, the suitcase is gone.
- Along with our payday.Copy !req
209. Cyril, stop talking about
candy bars, you zero.Copy !req
210. Wait, I can do better.Copy !req
211. The... the three musketeers
would pay a bounty of 100 grandCopy !req
212. to send you to Mars.Copy !req
213. Boom, score.Copy !req
214. Is no one even
gonna snicker at that?Copy !req
215. - Ugh.
- Just kill me.Copy !req
216. If it wouldn't
attract more attention,Copy !req
217. I would have already.Copy !req
218. Now stand in the corner
and look at the ground.Copy !req
219. I want options, people.Copy !req
220. Well, I did put
a tracker on the suitcase.Copy !req
221. What?Copy !req
222. I also put a receiver
in the trackerCopy !req
223. so it can record data
from the bug.Copy !req
224. So we just bugged
the British prime minister?Copy !req
225. It really is 1812.Copy !req
226. Lana and Sterling,Copy !req
227. track down the thief
and secure the suitcase.Copy !req
228. Take Idiot One
and Idiot Two as lookouts.Copy !req
229. Mummy wants us to go
on an outing.Copy !req
230. How exciting!Copy !req
231. Indubitably.Copy !req
232. A truly professional outfit.Copy !req
233. The gentleman's
complimented our hats.Copy !req
234. Well, this won't get old.Copy !req
235. And the lady's
a right ol' crank.Copy !req
236. - And Cyril?
- Yes?Copy !req
237. I have a plan for you
after all.Copy !req
238. According
to Krieger's tracker,Copy !req
239. the suitcase napper is keeping
to crowded public spaces.Copy !req
240. Suitcase napper?Copy !req
241. What is he,
a nursery rhyme villain?Copy !req
242. - Or whoever.
- Who do you think he is?Copy !req
243. - An IIA Agent, probably.
- Why don't we just save timeCopy !req
244. and intercept him
at their headquarters?Copy !req
245. Because, genius,Copy !req
246. there's no IIA headquarters
in London.Copy !req
247. Well, that's inconvenient.Copy !req
248. Hi, guys.Copy !req
249. My tracking device tells me
he's 300 feet ahead of you.Copy !req
250. Time to nap the napper.Copy !req
251. See, Lana?
See how stupid that sounds?Copy !req
252. - Pam, Cheryl.
- Do you have eyes?Copy !req
253. Neither hide nor hair.Copy !req
254. - Tis like an apparition fair.
- Miss Cornish,Copy !req
255. Miss Worcestershire,
your table is ready.Copy !req
256. - I shall ring if I see him.
- Ta-ta.Copy !req
257. You know, we Brits
spike our tea with opium.Copy !req
258. That's why it's called
"high tea."Copy !req
259. - Nuh-uh.
- Look it up.Copy !req
260. Wait!Copy !req
261. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
262. These wretched servants
come out of nowhere!Copy !req
263. I think Mother's right
about cutting their salaries.Copy !req
264. - Whatever.
- It can't be that hardCopy !req
265. to spot a Black guy
in an English crowd.Copy !req
266. Damn it, London's actually
really diverse.Copy !req
267. Wait, there.
Krieger, I've got him in sight.Copy !req
268. Stand by for apprehension.Copy !req
269. Archer, I'll cross, you cover.
Archer?Copy !req
270. Look, Lana,
British tchotchkes.Copy !req
271. Oh, will you pay attention?Copy !req
272. I can pay attention and shop.Copy !req
273. Two pounds? You wish.
Actually, is that a lot?Copy !req
274. I'm not clear
on the exchange rate.Copy !req
275. I found the guy.Copy !req
276. - Where?
- What the...Copy !req
277. Man, this guy's like Houdini.Copy !req
278. Meaning he hopped in a cab
while you weren't looking?Copy !req
279. While you weren't looking.Copy !req
280. I was looking... at tchotchkes.Copy !req
281. You aren't going to turn me
into fertilizer, are you?Copy !req
282. Please,
your candy-infused bloodCopy !req
283. would kill anything
it came in contact with.Copy !req
284. Ouch, but point taken.Copy !req
285. What's with all these
overly decorative pests?Copy !req
286. You mean butterflies?Copy !req
287. Kill them as caterpillars,
I say.Copy !req
288. So we aren't here
to murder me,Copy !req
289. and we're clearly not here
to enjoy this beautiful garden.Copy !req
290. So what are we doing?Copy !req
291. We're meeting
Cornelius Varma.Copy !req
292. The beefcake
from 50 years ago?Copy !req
293. The ultimate agent.Copy !req
294. He'll fix your mess,Copy !req
295. and then maybe
make a mess out of me.Copy !req
296. Eesh.Copy !req
297. Malory!Copy !req
298. Brilliant of you to come.Copy !req
299. I think I need
to talk to your son.Copy !req
300. Maybe grandson?Copy !req
301. Poppet, come on, it's me.Copy !req
302. Your beefcake turned
into beef jerky.Copy !req
303. Oh, eat a gum drop.Copy !req
304. Look,
there's the Ravenmaster.Copy !req
305. Legend has it that if the
ravens ever leave this tower,Copy !req
306. the British Empire
will crumble.Copy !req
307. - Heavens to Murgatroyd.
- What a frightful thought.Copy !req
308. Hey! What the...Copy !req
309. - Take that, you wankers!
- The hell?Copy !req
310. The ravens
are androids.Copy !req
311. Guards!Copy !req
312. Wait!Copy !req
313. Tis a dangerous country.Copy !req
314. What are we supposed
to be doing?Copy !req
315. - Pick up the phone.
- Pam's not answering.Copy !req
316. More bad news:Copy !req
317. The shop wouldn't exchange
the keychain you broke.Copy !req
318. More, more bad news:
The suitcase is on the move.Copy !req
319. Oh, bill me.Copy !req
320. Can I also bill you
for a memory?Copy !req
321. Because this one is ruined.Copy !req
322. - 'Ello, 'ello.
- What modeling agencyCopy !req
323. might I be dropping
you off at, love?Copy !req
324. Oh, you're too kind.Copy !req
325. - It's actually a porn shoot.
- Bugger me.Copy !req
326. That's actually
the title of the porno.Copy !req
327. Our friend will direct you
to the studio.Copy !req
328. Howdy, howdy.Copy !req
329. Careful,
he might think you're fun.Copy !req
330. I am fun.Copy !req
331. - Ha!
- Oh, "ha" what?Copy !req
332. She grumbled,
not understandingCopy !req
333. the sound of human laughter.Copy !req
334. What are you talking about?Copy !req
335. It's like rule number one
of our group dynamic, Lana,Copy !req
336. that you're not
and have never been fun.Copy !req
337. No, rule number one is,
"Don't tell Pam a secret."Copy !req
338. Fine. Rule number two then.Copy !req
339. - Are we close?
- Nope.Copy !req
340. And here we are.Copy !req
341. Wheat germ sandwiches
and decaffeinated tea...Copy !req
342. Good for the sciatica.Copy !req
343. Cornelius,
we're on a bit of a schedule.Copy !req
344. My intelligence said
you were still an active agent.Copy !req
345. Wrong on both counts,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
346. Bad knee and bad business,
ever since IIA took over.Copy !req
347. How are you faring?Copy !req
348. - Thriving.
- We're broke.Copy !req
349. You want my advice?Copy !req
350. Make a deal with IIA,
pocket a few quidCopy !req
351. for bugging the prime minister,
and retire.Copy !req
352. Close down?Copy !req
353. Like some pathetic
independent bookstore?Copy !req
354. It's less dreadful
than you may think.Copy !req
355. We're both getting old, poppet.Copy !req
356. And they can pry my agencyCopy !req
357. from my dead,
grenade-holding fingers.Copy !req
358. Ah, you sound very American.Copy !req
359. I sound like you used to.Copy !req
360. Remember why we got into this?Copy !req
361. To bring down the powerful.Copy !req
362. No one could afford
not to be afraid of us.Copy !req
363. And in that way,
we were truly free.Copy !req
364. Hmm.Copy !req
365. You haven't changed a bit.Copy !req
366. - And I never intend to.
- Very well, then.Copy !req
367. I'll contact my people to seeCopy !req
368. if we can dig up anything
on your IIA agent.Copy !req
369. But, Mal, I'd like you to do
something for me in return.Copy !req
370. Fine,
but keep it over the shirt.Copy !req
371. That's your example
of me not being fun?Copy !req
372. Oh, I have more.Copy !req
373. Like the time you made me
change two diapers in one day.Copy !req
374. For your own child.Copy !req
375. And then there was the time
you made meCopy !req
376. not sleep
with that diplomat's wife.Copy !req
377. And the time you made me not
sleep with that czar's wife.Copy !req
378. And the time you made me
not sleep with...Copy !req
379. These are examples of you
being a dick.Copy !req
380. And frankly, Lana,
you responded poorly.Copy !req
381. Because you're no fun.Copy !req
382. Well, what about
the time in SicilyCopy !req
383. when we got pegged
as agents,Copy !req
384. and I roundhouse kicked
a bouncer in the face?Copy !req
385. - How is that fun?
- I was wearing kitten heels.Copy !req
386. Krieger,
are we getting close?Copy !req
387. Oh, God, no.Copy !req
388. The target
is at the British Library.Copy !req
389. - What?
- That's like two miles away.Copy !req
390. - How is he moving so fast?
- On the plus side,Copy !req
391. it looks like Cheryl and Pam
are right on top of him.Copy !req
392. You can't hide
your secrets forever.Copy !req
393. I know about the magic books,
I does!Copy !req
394. Damn, you're heavy
for a skinny girl.Copy !req
395. Pam, the target
is running right past you.Copy !req
396. - Who?
- The spy, Pam.Copy !req
397. With the suitcase.Copy !req
398. Literally the reason
we're in London.Copy !req
399. - Oh, right.
- Yeah, I... I don't see anybody.Copy !req
400. How can that be?Copy !req
401. And how is he covering
ground so fast?Copy !req
402. This city is packed.Copy !req
403. Through the secret
escape tunnelsCopy !req
404. in the British sewers.Copy !req
405. Ugh, why don't you Americans
know anything?Copy !req
406. Huh. Does she know
what she's talking about?Copy !req
407. I truly have no idea.Copy !req
408. Ugh, so, how far do we walk
through human fecesCopy !req
409. before we decide this isn't
a secret escape tunnel?Copy !req
410. Bermuda! Ha!Copy !req
411. Not sure this sewer
is transatlantic.Copy !req
412. No. My proof that I'm fun.Copy !req
413. 15 years ago in Bermuda.Copy !req
414. - Oh.
- You mean, Bermuda, Bermuda?Copy !req
415. Like, back when
we were first together?Copy !req
416. We were on that stakeout,Copy !req
417. and it was taking
a really long time.Copy !req
418. By the river.
I was fun with you four times.Copy !req
419. Then two more times
in the river.Copy !req
420. Sploosh and bam.Copy !req
421. - Nope, doesn't count.
- Oh? Why not?Copy !req
422. Because you never
did it again.Copy !req
423. And now you've depressed me
by making me remember,Copy !req
424. actively sucking
the fun away.Copy !req
425. And that's the last
active sucking you'll ever get.Copy !req
426. - Phrasing.
- Obviously!Copy !req
427. Everyone, our man
is approaching the London Eye.Copy !req
428. Look out, Old Blighty!Copy !req
429. Cornelius Varma is coming
for one last hoorah.Copy !req
430. Okay, to catch this guy,Copy !req
431. I say we surface to the street,
hijack a speedboat,Copy !req
432. and joyride through
the River Thames.Copy !req
433. Or we just keep moving
this way,Copy !req
434. which would be
ten times faster.Copy !req
435. - See?
- No fun.Copy !req
436. Oh, God,
of course this happensCopy !req
437. when I'm in a van
without bazookas.Copy !req
438. Take a left at the corner.Copy !req
439. There's an open alley
we can fit through.Copy !req
440. No, they shuttered that
ages ago.Copy !req
441. The only way through London
at this hourCopy !req
442. is the chockablock route.Copy !req
443. - The chockablock route?
- We nearly died last time.Copy !req
444. Since when are you afraid
of a little danger?Copy !req
445. We'll need a bike.Copy !req
446. Seems I've secured one.Copy !req
447. Oh, Cornelius.Copy !req
448. Do you think
they're going to...Copy !req
449. Yep.Copy !req
450. There... wait. Why would
he get on a Ferris wheel?Copy !req
451. Wow, you're really not
getting this "fun" thing.Copy !req
452. I mean it's a dead end,
you dick.Copy !req
453. - Shit.
- Not if you have a helicopter.Copy !req
454. - Everybody get here.
- Now.Copy !req
455. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
456. - Go where?
- It's bumper to bumper.Copy !req
457. Then I guess
the bumper is coming with us.Copy !req
458. - Ah!
- Ah!Copy !req
459. - Upshift!
- Upshift!Copy !req
460. - Damn it, woman!
- Would you like to drive?Copy !req
461. I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
462. - It's okay!
- We're Americans.Copy !req
463. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
464. - Tchotchkes!
- I see them.Copy !req
465. I meant avoid them.Copy !req
466. Oops.Copy !req
467. Next time.Copy !req
468. Damn, this guy's good
at climbing Ferris wheels.Copy !req
469. Where is everyone?Copy !req
470. We made it!Copy !req
471. My sincerest apologies.Copy !req
472. Remember that time
we were scoutingCopy !req
473. that iron ore mine
in Madagascar,Copy !req
474. and you told me not to
swallow ferromagnetic flakes?Copy !req
475. Archer, it's not the time.Copy !req
476. Always the time, Lana.Copy !req
477. Because if I had listened
to you then...Copy !req
478. You wouldn't have
projectile vomited chunksCopy !req
479. that stuck
to the break room fridgeCopy !req
480. so they had to throw
the whole thing away?Copy !req
481. Well, yeah, that.Copy !req
482. And also, I wouldn't have
the idea to do this.Copy !req
483. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
484. I am the magnet master!Copy !req
485. North and south polarities
are mine to command.Copy !req
486. Be careful.Copy !req
487. Yeah, Archer.
Listen to Mummy.Copy !req
488. Fabian?Copy !req
489. You really haven't
changed the frequencyCopy !req
490. of your comms after I broke
into them last time?Copy !req
491. Top notch spy craft there.Copy !req
492. How's this for spy craft?Copy !req
493. I would say, not great.Copy !req
494. And I would say, shut up.Copy !req
495. - Archer!
- The helicopter!Copy !req
496. Backup would be nice anytime.Copy !req
497. Pam?
Cheryl?Copy !req
498. I have no idea what
we're supposed to be doing,Copy !req
499. but I think you own
a rugby team now.Copy !req
500. - Whoo-hoo!
- Long live the zombie king!Copy !req
501. Gotta admit,
this was way more funCopy !req
502. than acting like
normal tourists.Copy !req
503. You know, tourism
was developed by the BritishCopy !req
504. to drum up support
for the expansionCopy !req
505. of an increasingly
destructive empire.Copy !req
506. Its violent,
cannibalistic successCopy !req
507. is basically the reason
the world will end in 50 years.Copy !req
508. Bullshit.Copy !req
509. See you boys on the pitch
or court or whatever.Copy !req
510. - Wait!
- I know.Copy !req
511. Traffic's on the right.Copy !req
512. Sorry!Copy !req
513. Ah!Copy !req
514. I can't help
but notice that your teamCopy !req
515. is not as polished
as we used to be.Copy !req
516. Eh, you work with
the people you can get.Copy !req
517. - Archer!
- Jump!Copy !req
518. Sorry, mind if I use you
for something?Copy !req
519. Lana!Copy !req
520. Now that's splashy.Copy !req
521. Wait, wait, wait, what about,
"How's that for a splash?"Copy !req
522. You know what?Copy !req
523. - Whoops.
- I could have died.Copy !req
524. How did you know
I'd react in time?Copy !req
525. I didn't.Copy !req
526. You are fun.Copy !req
527. Well, thank you,
Max Eisenhardt.Copy !req
528. Hey, call me Magneto.Copy !req
529. - We did it!
- Yay!Copy !req
530. Krieger, what's
the chatter in Parliament?Copy !req
531. They're blaming
the incident on the IIA.Copy !req
532. Cornelius gave them
a photo of an employeeCopy !req
533. who looks
exactly like Cyril.Copy !req
534. Oh, who's the unlucky
handsome devil?Copy !req
535. This guy doesn't look like me.Copy !req
536. He's just dough-faced
and depressed.Copy !req
537. Sounds like they nailed it.Copy !req
538. So what are you we going
to do with the bug now?Copy !req
539. Sell it to the highest bidder?Copy !req
540. I'm holding onto it.Copy !req
541. You never know
when you'll need to knockCopy !req
542. the powerful down a peg.Copy !req
543. Wow, Mother.Copy !req
544. I thought the only principles
you stuck to were dry martinisCopy !req
545. and never tipping the help.Copy !req
546. Apparently, I have a third.Copy !req
547. That's strangely nice.Copy !req
548. But why was CorneliusCopy !req
549. so willing to put his life
on the line for us?Copy !req
550. Exactly how close
were you two?Copy !req
551. Let's just say he knows
his way around a catsuit.Copy !req
552. And let's not say
anything else.Copy !req
553. Uh, is that zinc oxide
in your cleavage?Copy !req
554. - Yes.
- That's from a boating trip.Copy !req
555. Stop. Don't say it.Copy !req
556. A motorboating trip.Copy !req
557. Still got it.Copy !req
558. Made in Georgia.Copy !req