1. Episode 190 "Arakawa King Game Finals"
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2. The final match of the Arakawa King Game was Sister versus Maria.
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3. Their rivalry echoed like thunder through the heavens,
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4. but the name of the victor was still hidden in the clouds...
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5. Or so we thought.
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6. But Sister had lost too much blood due to Maria's poison-tongued preemptive attack.
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7. He was already in critical condition.
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8. This is all we have for transfusions. It's not enough.
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9. No, it's fine. Any more would just weigh me down.
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10. Sound the bell!
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11. A normal man would be unconscious...
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12. He may die.
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13. Ric, that is.
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14. And so, the life-or-death battle began...
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15. Come on, everyone's watching Cosmos vs. Alien
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16. Their battles are always marvelous
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17. He commands a fleet, but he's really been an alien since before he was born
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18. The distance between "micro" and "macro" is so important
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19. At least when it comes to misunderstandings in space treaties
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20. If it's this or be the second coming of Adam and Eve
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21. Everyone's probably better off how they are now
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22. Come on, take a closer look
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23. Come on, be a little more eager
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24. Come on, let's hold hands gently
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25. Come on, put a smile on
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26. Talk and talk, gossip up a storm
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27. But soon it's more than just a joke
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28. Cross the mountains, cross the valleys
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29. Get to the planet he lives on
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30. Come on, everyone's watching the captain, the queen, and the ace
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31. Yes, the missile counterbarrage is ready
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32. But the man aiming has really been an alien since before he was born
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33. Now, the cosmos is space
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34. It's just one wide sweep
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35. The cosmos's sugary taste
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36. It's just one sweet
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37. Just a pinch of magic when you're together with her
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38. Just a pinch of sugar and you can have her
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39. Episode 191 "Fated Confrontation"
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40. And now it begins!
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41. The no-weapon-restrictions, lawless, no-referee-needed King Game final match!
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42. Fight!
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43. Huh, I never expected you to volunteer yourself as a blood donor.
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44. Of course I did!
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45. No matter what, we need to make sure Sister wins!
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46. If Maria becomes King, we'll end up as the untouchables in her caste system!
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47. Yeah, I'm not looking forward to that either.
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48. But Sister's head-over-heels for Maria!
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49. Do you think he can point a gun at the woman he loves!?
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50. Come on, Star, what are you always saying?
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51. "If you've fallen for her..."
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52. "Go on the attack!"
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53. We never expected a missile attack!
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54. I guess we were wrong, but if he's going for it we can't really—
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55. No, he's overdoing it!
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56. That'll kill even Ma—
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57. How slow.
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58. Even a newborn lamb is faster!
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59. As expected. You're as sharp as ever.
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60. The skills that won you the name "the Beautiful Interceptor"...
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61. You haven't changed at all either.
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62. Still relying on your guns.
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63. That's—!
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64. Battlefield shearing secret technique!
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65. Sazae's Father!
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66. This chill!
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67. Just seeing her stance, a chill runs through my scalp!
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68. It is said that the same man's hairstyle rose to the top of each of their minds...
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69. Episode 192 "Glass Heart"
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70. I heard of that long ago!
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71. The reason Sister keeps a poker face is
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72. the laughter of his squadmates after he was hit with Sazae's Father!
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73. It's strong enough to take away Sister's smile!
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74. If I knew he had such a glass heart,
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75. I should have laughed as hard as I wanted to about his getup when we first met!
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76. Episode 193 "Word of God"
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77. Is Sister okay?
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78. If he's been hit by it once, a second time...
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79. Wrong.
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80. Were it merely a test of might, Sister would win.
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81. But Maria aims to sap his strength with her poison tongue.
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82. More than a fierce physical technique, she aims to sap his will to fight by layering on the trauma!
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83. Sister's trembling!
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84. His shots will miss!
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85. No, worse, he's about to snap!
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86. Sister's going to lose!
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87. I hear it!
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88. I hear God's voice!
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89. What's he talking about!?
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90. A fear-induced hallucination?
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91. Will he be all right?
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92. O Father! What do you mean by "open thine eyes" and "throw away thine gun"?
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93. Wait, it's for real!?
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94. What? I've been wrong about so much?
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95. I've really wanted to hear him say that, just not right now!
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96. Sister! Don't listen to Him!
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97. Don't you always say you only believe in things you can shoot!?
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98. I am a servant of the Lord. His orders are absolute.
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99. His voice leads me to salvation.
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100. I shall follow.
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101. Sister...
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102. Throw away my gun.
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103. And take up a knife!
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104. Remember the basics of CQC!
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105. Semper fi, o Lord!
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106. God isn't supposed to give that kind of practical advice!
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107. Judging by the silhouette, it was a different legend.
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108. Episode 194 "Lethal Weapon"
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109. Anyway! Sister! Come on, you absolutely can't lose to Maria!
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110. He dodged at that range!?
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111. No! Maria's aim was—
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112. To pin Sister down!
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113. Sister's veil put a dent in the floor!
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114. Why are you wearing weights while fighting?
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115. As a handicap.
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116. Why did they stop?
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117. Look! The ring is covered in blood!
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118. How!? They're not moving at all!
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119. No... They're fighting...
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120. Fighting so fast the eye can't follow. To the observer, it looks like they're perfectly still.
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121. No way!
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122. I'm probably the only one here who can see their fight.
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123. No... I can see it as well.
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124. Really!?
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125. I can't see a thing.
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126. Yeah, they just look like they're standing there.
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127. But...
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128. I can feel it in my soul...
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129. The clash of flame on flame!
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130. Keep going!
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131. Both of you, keep going!
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132. Yes! You're both real men!
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133. Sister! Maria! You're both so cool!
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134. It doesn't even matter who wins!
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135. What wonderful pure will to power!
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136. Pure will to power...
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137. They don't care about the throne or royal prerogative anymore...
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138. They just want to prove themselves!
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139. This is true battle!
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140. Sister!
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141. Maria!
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142. You're both real men!
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143. You're sweaty.
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144. You smell like a bug.
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145. You don't even remotely remind me of a human.
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146. Huh? Maria? What happened to the high-speed movement?
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147. The clash of souls...
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148. Oh? Whatever could you be talking about?
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149. I just explained to Sister exactly what was wrong with him like usual.
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150. Oh, by the way.
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151. It's not Maria.
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152. Call me Queen.
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153. Thus, an Empress was born.
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154. Episode 195 "Maria's Desires"
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155. At the end of the Arakawa King Game, the one seated in the throne
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156. was none other than the most fearsome of them all, Maria!
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157. What's wrong, Ric?
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158. Go ahead. Announce my decree.
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159. What's wrong, Ric!?
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160. What's written on it!?
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161. You think we'll accept this!?
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162. This is an absolute order.
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163. My subjects in Arakawa!
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164. My poor sheep are cold. Make clothes for them.
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165. What is that!? Some kind of coded message!?
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166. Episode 196 "A Man's Job"
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167. When she says sheep, does she mean all of us?
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168. And are the clothes some kind of torture device?
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169. If you want to, we can do that.
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170. I shore my sheep on a recent warm day, but it's gotten chilly again.
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171. So I wanted to make them clothes out of their wool.
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172. I knew you looked out for your lackeys, Maria!
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173. Making clothes!? That sounds fun! Can I help out?
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174. Of course. In fact, you have to.
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175. You can make clothes out of wool?
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176. Of course.
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177. Then...
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178. Make all of my hair into a belt!
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179. My head will be lighter and my tummy won't get cold!
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180. A yellow belt, huh?
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181. Reconsider that, Nino!
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182. Won't that make your head cold, though?
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183. I guess.
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184. If you need a belt, I'll make you one.
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185. She's acting like she has a conscience again!
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186. No way... When Maria ascended to the throne...
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187. I expected her to decree something like "Change the waters of the Arakawa into blood!"
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188. You must have mistaken me for some demon.
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189. I just joined in because it sounded fun. I didn't really have any wishes in mind.
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190. That's terrible in its own way!
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191. After all...
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192. Somehow I'm happier here than I ever could have imagined myself being.
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193. All right, everyone! Time to wash the wool!
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194. Okay!
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195. I don't really know much about her past either, but she obviously isn't a good person.
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196. On the other hand, were she evil, she would never get along so well with animals.
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197. At least, that's what I think.
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198. I guess.
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199. We don't think she's all that terrible either...
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200. All right, let's help out!
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201. Tell us what to do!
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202. Forsooth!
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203. Oh, thanks guys!
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204. I have something else for you men to do, though.
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205. Why don't you go over there...
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206. And be dogs.
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207. Dogs?
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208. You know, to herd the sheep.
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209. I have little gifts for you to get you to work hard, too.
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210. All right, pick a collar and get down and grovel!
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211. Maria seemed truly happy.
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212. Episode 197 "A Dog's Life"
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213. It's okay, you'll be fine.
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214. You just need to bring the sheep back from grazing into the paddock.
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215. Just copy what the old hands do!
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216. There's no way I can move like that!
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217. It's okay. There's a first time for everyone.
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218. Don't overdo it, just do what you can.
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219. Maria...
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220. Now didn't I tell you to grovel?
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221. Well, um, if I do that I can't move as fast...
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222. Come on, look at Sister.
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223. He's fast!
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224. And wait, isn't that prone infiltration!?
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225. What are you standing there for!?
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226. Get over there and scare them in the other direction!
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227. Wait, scare them how?
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228. Stare them down! Make them think you're going to eat them!
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229. No way! Come on, I'm gonna get trampled!
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230. That was close...
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231. What a pro.
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232. Here, good boy.
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233. See, like that.
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234. Wow, it works! The sheep are turning away!
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235. This'll be fun.
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236. Star, your face is going back to normal!
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237. Don't let down your guards!
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238. Keep making the kind of face you would at the worst parts of life and society!
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239. Here goes!
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240. Rejected appeals.
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241. Getting married for the sake of it.
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242. The darkness of society.
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243. The doughnut phenomenon.
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244. Pointless village festivals.
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245. The Meiji Restoration.
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246. The Omiya incident.
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247. Sword wounds.
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248. Let's go! Keep it up!
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249. Come at them from 2 o' clock!
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250. Starboard! Not enough despair!
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251. Now!
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252. Charge the sheep ahead!
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253. Episode 198 "Counting Sheep"
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254. Wow, you got all the sheep together!
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255. Good work!
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256. We finished the clothes too!
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257. Why are you so depressed?
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258. One last thing, Sister. Go down the list and count all the sheep.
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259. Understood.
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260. Counting sheep, huh, Sister?
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261. Be careful not to fall asleep!
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262. David... Sa'id... Tom...
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263. Huh, they have some cool-sounding names. Almost like they're named after people.
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264. Really? I guess so. They're all...
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265. Names of men I've loved...
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266. Carl. Shiro.
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267. Dusty. Raleigh.
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268. Sister! If you keep counting those sheep, you'll never wake up!
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269. Episode 199 "Flowing White Lines"
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270. Oh, great, they all fit perfectly.
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271. Now they won't get colds!
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272. We're done with Maria's decree!
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273. It's obvious that the bulk of that order was for us!
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274. All right, guys, let's get together on the shore and cap this off!
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275. We're floating everyone's wishes down the river!
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276. You still have those!?
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277. No way!
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278. No peeking!
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279. Hurry up!
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280. All right, everyone! Face the river and salute!
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281. Well, I guess that's how it works out.
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282. Those kinds of wishes are better fulfilled oneself.
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283. You're right, Ric.
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284. I mean, I am a grown man now.
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285. Hey, this looks like Ric's writing.
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286. Mm-hm.
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287. Well there.
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288. Don't pull them out of the water!
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289. Oh, hey, this is yours, isn't it?
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290. An all-day date with Nino!
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291. How beta can you get?
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292. Nino?
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293. Man, what a kerfluffle! They're all caught up here!
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294. No worries, the paper'll dissolve.
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295. I can't stand the shame!
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296. You shouldn't be ashamed of your wishes!
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297. That's all well and good, but—!
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298. What are you doing, Nino?
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299. One got caught there?
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300. Yeah.
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301. Don't worry, Nino.
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302. Ric...
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303. Remember when I waded out into the river when your grass boat got caught?
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304. I won't fall in again.
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305. I know the currents now, and how slippery that rock is.
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306. I've learned how to read the flow of the river.
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307. And I think I understand why you look so lonely sometimes.
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308. Ric...
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309. To be together with everyone forever
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310. It'll be okay.
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311. Let's be together forever.
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312. Now, in the past, and in the future.
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313. With me the earthling...
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314. With everyone!
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315. Let's always be together!
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316. Yes.
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317. On my journey to pick up the pieces of my love
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318. For some reason I'm always so lonely
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319. I've got to get going, before the sky's tears start to fall
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320. Everything's falling to pieces, as I search for that voice
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321. Someday we'll both be looking for each other
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322. The days flow by, one by one, murmuring like a stream
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323. Someday, someday, we'll get there
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324. Forlorn, with it slipping through my hands
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325. Restless, I can't sleep
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326. I yelled out, don't leave me
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327. Don't leave me, stay with me forever
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328. Don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave me
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329. Episode 200 "Applause for You"
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330. No matter what,
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331. my eyes could not be torn from the stage.
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332. I discarded the opera glasses, which served only to shatter the magic.
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333. Even had I stared, I would only have been blinded by your radiance.
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334. The crying mannequin...
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335. All secrets were concealed within the lion's cage.
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336. What you've shown me
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337. could only be answered with thundering applause.
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338. That you not return behind the curtain...
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339. That the circus never leave...
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340. For now, I can only clap as if praying.
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341. Illustration: Hikaru Nakamura
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