Aqua Teen Hunger Force 7x8

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Paul F. Tompkins as Angel (voice) • Paul Rust as Nealzebub (voice) • Shaggy 2 Dope as Shaggy 2 Dope (voice) • Violent J as Violent J (voice) • George Lowe as Laywer (voice)

Guest stars the Insane Clown Posse.

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1. THE MIKE RULER,

2. Master Shake: MY NEW iPod's

3. HERE!

4. STAND BACK!

5. YOU CAN'T AFFORD NO

6. iPod.

7. Master Shake: I DIDN'T PAY.

8. THEY'RE PAYING ME

9. TO BETA TEST IT.

10. AND LISTEN.

11. IT COMES WITH ONE OF THEM

12. MEXICAN SHAKERS THAT

13. STEVIE NICKS USED TO SHAKE

14. AROUND — ON THE TUSK TOUR?

15. UH, SHAKE, THOSE ARE

16. SEEDS.

17. WHAT KIND OF SEEDS?

18. "TWO ALL-BEEF PATTIES, SPECIAL

19. SAUCE, LETTUCE, CHEESE, PICKLES,

20. ONIONS ON A SESAME-SEED BUN"

21. SEEDS?

22. NO.

23. THEY'RE POD SEEDS.

24. READ THIS.

25. Master Shake: HELLO?

26. THIS IS AN iPod.

27. NO.

28. IT SAYS "iAmaPod."

29. AND IT'S FROM...

30. DONALD SUTHERLAND INDUSTRIES.

31. "DIRECTIONS.

32. ENJOY NEW BEST FRIEND."

33. Master Shake: DAMN IT!

34. THE LAST THING I NEED IS A NEW

35. FRIEND.

36. I HAVE A HARD-ENOUGH TIME

37. AVOIDING ALL THE ONES I HAVE

38. NOW.

39. I WOULD HAVE EATEN

40. THE SEEDS.

41. Master Shake: IF I AIN'T

42. HAVING IT, THEN AIN'T NOBODY

43. HAVING IT, CAPICHE?

44. YOU KNOW, BASED ON

45. MANY STORIES THAT I LOVE TO

46. READ, I THINK THAT THOSE SEEDS

47. WILL GROW INTO A MAGIC

48. BEANSTALK THAT LEAD TO A

49. MYSTICAL LAND.

50. Master Shake: WHERE A

51. FLESH-CRAVING GIANT WILL CLIMB

52. DOWN AND GRIND YOU INTO BREAD.

53. GRACIOUS.

54. Master Shake: MAYBE I'LL

55. SLICE YOUR FACE OFF AND WEAR IT

56. AS A MASK.

57. WE COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.

58. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

59. Master Shake: IT MEANS YOU'RE

60. VERY IRRITATING TO ME.

61. FRYLOCK, CAN I GET A

62. SECOND OPINION FROM YOU?

63. NO, MEATWAD.

64. A FLESH-CRAVING GIANT AIN'T

65. GONNA CLIMB DOWN NO BEANSTALK

66. AND MAKE YOU INTO BREAD, OKAY?

67. GOOD, 'CAUSE THAT'S

68. SCARY, Y'ALL.

69. WHAT'S UP?

70. Master Shake: THE SKY.

71. WHO WAS THAT?

72. Master Shake: OH, IT WAS JUST

73. SOME JEHOVAH'S WITNESS.

74. TURN OUT THE LIGHTS.

75. WE'RE NOT HERE.

76. I'LL GET IT.

77. Master Shake: DON'T

78. ANSWER IT — MEATWAD, NO!

79. HELLO.

80. WHAT'S UP? THE SKY.

81. HE GOT ME.

82. YEAH, HE DID, BUT,

83. UH, WE AIN'T HERE.

84. YOUR FRIEND'S VERY FUNNY.

85. Master Shake: YES, IT'S

86. CLEARLY FOR ME, MEATWAD.

87. HI. YEAH, I'M PRETTY CLEVER.

88. ALWAYS SORT OF GET THE PARTY

89. GOING.

90. I LIKE YOU.

91. Master Shake: WELL, I AM VERY

92. LIKEABLE.

93. ANYBODY WILL TELL YOU THAT —

94. ANYBODY BETTER TELL YOU THAT.

95. RIGHT, MEATWAD?

96. WELL, I DON'T KNOW,

97. MAN.

98. SOMETIMES YOU CAN GET PRETTY

99. CRANKY — OW.

100. Master Shake: HE HAD TO GO.

101. HE HAD A THING TO DO.

102. HE'S JUST A PET.

103. I LIKE YOU A LOT.

104. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU I'D

105. LIKE TO BECOME.

106. PART OF ME, YOU KNOW?

107. YEAH, I LIKE YOU A LOT.

108. Master Shake: YOU GOT GOOD

109. TASTE.

110. I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD

111. SOMETHING BREWING BACK THERE.

112. OH, I HAVE SOMETHING BREWING.

113. UHH!

114. Master Shake: HEY, LET'S HANG

115. OUT.

116. DO YOU HAVE TIME?

117. I HAVE ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT,

118. ALL TOMORROW, ALL TOMORROW

119. NIGHT, ALL THE NEXT DAY, AND

120. NIGHTS AND DAYS AND NIGHTS AFTER

121. THAT.

122. Master Shake: THAT'S GREAT.

123. FRYLOCK, WILL YOU CHECK MY

124. SCHEDULE, PLEASE,

125. RIGHT ON THE FRIDGE?

126. "24-7, THE THUNDER

127. WILL ROLL."

128. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL BOOKED

129. UP — FOREVER.

130. Master Shake: CAN YOU PUSH

131. THE ROLLING THUNDER TO NEXT

132. WEEK?

133. YOU HAVE TIME FOR A DRINK?

134. ME — I HAVE ALL THE TIME.

135. Master Shake: OKAY, BUT,

136. ALSO, DO YOU HAVE MONEY,

137. TRANSPORTATION, AND I.D.?

138. WELL, I PRODUCE A CHEESY,

139. SEBACEOUS RESIDUE WITH MY GULLET

140. GLAND.

141. THE SMELL, WHILE HORRIFYING,

142. AROUSES ME IMMENSELY.

143. Master Shake: COOL.

144. SO YOU'RE A MUSICIAN.

145. I'LL SEE YOU JERKS LATER.

146. I DID SOME RESEARCH

147. ON DONALD SUTHERLAND INDUSTRIES.

148. HIS COMPANY WAS SEIZED BY THE

149. U.S. MILITARY FOR SPLICING

150. MARTIAN-PLANT DNA INTO THE HUMAN

151. GENOME WITHOUT A LICENSE.

152. OH, WELL, THERE'S

153. THE GOVERNMENT FOR YOU.

154. I KNOW YOU SAID HE'S GETTING IN

155. TROUBLE AND ALL, BUT HE SEEMED

156. LIKE A NICE GUY TO ME.

157. WHO?

158. THAT POD-PLANT DUDE?

159. WELL, LOOK, I AIN'T

160. NO GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER OR

161. NOTHING, BUT, YEAH, HE SEEMED

162. LIKE HE'S SOMEONE I'D LIKE TO

163. HAVE A BEER WITH.

164. PODS, MEATWAD! PODS!

165. DON'T YOU GET IT?

166. DONALD SUTHERLAND WAS IN A LOT

167. OF MOVIES INVOLVING ALIEN

168. PODS — PODS THAT REPLICATE

169. PEOPLE.

170. SEE, THIS IS WHY I

171. DON'T LIKE TO TALK POLITICS WITH

172. YOU, 'CAUSE WE ALWAYS END UP IN

173. A FIGHT.

174. WILL YOU USE YOUR

175. HEAD?

176. LOOK, I BELIEVE YOUR

177. WAY, AND YOU BELIEVE YOUR WAY.

178. WE BOTH RIGHT.

179. I'M JUST SAYING, I

180. AIN'T TOO SURE ABOUT SHAKE'S NEW

181. FRIEND, OKAY?

182. Master Shake: YEAH, BOY!

183. BURNIN' DOWN THE HOUSE!

184. Master Shake: IT'S A DISCO

185. INFERNO OUT THERE.

186. OH, WOW.

187. Master Shake: GOD, I STILL

188. CAN'T BELIEVE THAT CAB DRIVER

189. SAID, "$26, PLEASE."

190. WHAT WAS HE THINKING?

191. Master Shake: AND THEN YOU

192. JUST SHOT OUT THAT LIQUID.

193. YO, NOW.

194. Master Shake: AND YOU STARTED

195. VIBRATING, AND THEN HIS WHOLE

196. FACE MELTED INTO HIS LAP.

197. THAT GUY TOTALLY WASN'T

198. EXPECTING A MELT.

199. Master Shake: I WAS LIKE,

200. "HERE'S YOUR $26."

201. OH, MAN. UP TOP.

202. Master Shake: HEY. Shh!

203. LET'S HIT MEATWAD WITH THAT

204. FACE-MELTING CREAM SAUCE.

205. MEATWAD!

206. COME OUT HERE AND CHALLENGE ME

207. TO SOMETHING.

208. YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

209. HOW LATE IT IS?

210. Master Shake: NO, I'M SORRY,

211. MOM.

212. AM I GROUNDED?

213. YEAH, MOM.

214. Master Shake: HE'S TRYING TO

215. GROUND ME.

216. UP TOP.

217. YOU'RE DRUNK.

218. Master Shake: SHUT YOUR FACE.

219. HE NEEDS TO SLEEP IT OFF, AND

220. I NEED TO BE NEAR HIM WHEN HE

221. DOES THAT, SO SHOW ME WHERE HIS

222. ROOM IS, AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF

223. THAT, OKAY, MOM?

224. Master Shake: WHEN I CAN

225. STAND, I WANT TO BEAT YOUR ASS

226. SO HARD.

227. HEY, LET'S GET THEM CHICKS YOU

228. DISSOLVED.

229. DID YOU GET THEIR NUMBERS,

230. 'CAUSE THEY WERE HOT?

231. THAT WAS AWESOME.

232. YOU DON'T TAKE IT FROM ANYONE.

233. YOU'RE AWESOME.

234. UP TOP.

235. Master Shake: AIR FIVE.

236. SHUT UP AND DRINK

237. THAT COFFEE.

238. MOM, YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE HIM

239. THAT COFFEE.

240. THAT WILL KEEP HIM AWAKE, WHICH

241. IS NOT IN MY PLANS.

242. WE WANT TO GET A FLESH START

243. TOMORROW.

244. "FLESH" START?

245. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

246. I'M SORRY.

247. I MEANT "FRESH."

248. "FRESH" IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I

249. REFER TO "FLESH."

250. WE WEREN'T TALKING

251. ABOUT FLESH.

252. SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS IN YOUR

253. PLANS, HUH?

254. OKAY. OKAY, FINE.

255. YOU WANT ME TO LAY IT OUT?

256. I WANT TO CONSUME HIM AND BECOME

257. HIM.

258. 'CAUSE HE'S MY BUD.

259. UH-HUH.

260. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

261. WHY CAN'T YOU GET YOUR OWN DAMN

262. THING, MAN?

263. LOOK, HE'S MY FRIEND.

264. WE BONDED, MAN. WE'RE TIGHT.

265. YEAH, ON A MOLECULAR

266. LEVEL, HUH?

267. WHOA. WHOA.

268. HEY, HEY, WHERE IS THIS COMING

269. FROM?

270. Master Shake: YEAH, FRYLOCK!

271. WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?

272. I KNOW HIS PLANS, AND I THINK

273. IT'S COOL.

274. HE WANTS TO BE ME.

275. LOTS OF PEOPLE STRUGGLE WITH

276. THAT.

277. EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF THE

278. CUP.

279. HE'S SAYING HE'S

280. GOING TO EAT YOU, THEN DIGEST

281. YOU AND TAKE OVER YOUR BODY,

282. SHAKE!

283. Master Shake: I'M COMFORTABLE

284. WITH THAT.

285. UHH.

286. OH, GOD, I'M SO DEHYDRATED.

287. THAT WAS CHICKEN

288. STOCK.

289. Master Shake: I KNOW, BUT I

290. DRANK IT FAST.

291. I'M GONNA LIE DOWN FOR JUST A

292. SEC.

293. NOPE.

294. DON'T THINK SO.

295. Master Shake: OW!

296. YOU GOT TO STOP MOTHERING ME!

297. LET US BE!

298. WHERE'S THE IBUPROFEN?

299. HEY, THIS'LL EASE YOUR MIND.

300. JUST LEAN BACK AND OPEN UP YOUR

301. MOUTH.

302. WHAT IS THAT?

303. IS THAT A ROOFIE?

304. HEY, IT'S JUST SOMETHING TO

305. TAKE THE EDGE OFF.

306. RELAX.

307. I'M NOT GONNA DATE-RAPE HIM.

308. Master Shake: YOU EVEN KNOW

309. WHAT A ROOFIE IS?

310. FINE, MAN.

311. DO WHATEVER THE HELL

312. YOU WANT TO.

313. GET EATEN AND REPLICATED.

314. IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

315. BUT WHEN HE DOES REPLICATE YOUR

316. ASS, YOU AIN'T LIVING HERE

317. NO MORE.

318. I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.

319. UH, WELL, WE NEVER WANTED TO

320. LIVE HERE.

321. Master Shake: YEAH,

322. THAT'S RIGHT.

323. WE MIGHT JUST CHILL ON THE

324. RECLINER FOR JUST A COUPLE

325. MONTHS TILL I SAVE UP A MAD

326. ROLL.

327. AND OUR BODY HARDENS.

328. Master Shake: AND OUR BODY

329. HARDENS.

330. AND WE ARE OUT OF THIS JIG

331. JOINT.

332. Master Shake: THEN WE'RE GONE

333. LIKE THE WIND.

334. YES, AND IT'S OUR PLAN TO

335. FOLLOW CHICKENFOOT ON THEIR

336. AMERICAN TOUR.

337. Master Shake: YEAH.

338. AND WE'RE — WHAT?

339. UP TOP.

340. Master Shake: I'M NOT INTO

341. THAT.

342. HEY, ME, NEITHER.

343. I MEAN, I JUST SAID IT. LOOK.

344. W-WE CAN DO WHATEVER.

345. IT'S JUST A SUGGESTION.

346. YOU LIKE WHITE NOISE?

347. YEAH!

348. WHITE NOISE.

349. Master Shake: DOLPHINS IS

350. WHAT RELAXES ME.

351. HAVE YOU NOT READ BY BIO?

352. DAMN IT. GET IT TOGETHER.

353. YOU WANT A BROSAGE?

354. UHH!

355. Master Shake: PLEASE, JUST

356. STOP HUMMING.

357. ARE YOU TRYING TO RELAX ME OR

358. MAKE ME THE MOST ANNOYED PERSON

359. IN THE WORLD?

360. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

361. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS WORKING.

362. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST REPLICATE

363. SOMEONE ELSE, YOU KNOW?

364. Master Shake: FINE! DO IT!

365. BE MY GUEST! YOU'LL COME BACK.

366. THEY ALL COME BACK.

367. HEY.

368. OH. OH, HEY.

369. WHAT'S UP, BRO?

370. OH, NOTHING, MAN.

371. JUST DREAMING.

372. I WAS IN THIS CHOCOLATE CANYON

373. WITH GUMDROP PONIES, AND, FOR

374. SOME REASON, MY TEETH WAS

375. FALLING OUT AND I COULDN'T EAT

376. THE PONIES.

377. IT'S PROBABLY 'CAUSE I FEEL

378. IMPOTENT TO CHANGE MY CURRENT

379. WORK SITUATION.

380. WHAT YOU DOING?

381. WATCHING ME DREAM?

382. SO, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

383. WHAT DO YOU LIKE?

384. WHAT KIND OF THINGS DO YOU LIKE

385. TO DO?

386. LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

387. WOULD YOU LIKE A BACK RUB?

388. YOU INTO THE BAND CHICKENFOOT?

389. YES? NO?

390. I LIKE THE IDEA OF A

391. BACK RUB.

392. DON'T KNOW ABOUT CHICKENFOOT.

393. I DON'T KNOW THEM.

394. WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE

395. INTO MICHAEL ANTHONY.

396. DUMB QUESTION, RIGHT?

397. JUST JACKING YOUR BASS, JUST

398. LIKE...

399. BURN ME A CD.

400. I'LL SEE WHAT I THINK.

401. I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY INTO

402. IT — VERY SHORTLY.

403. OH, YEAH.

404. HELL, NO.

405. CARL, I KNOW IT'S LATE, BUT I

406. REALLY NEED TO BORROW YOUR CAR,

407. MAN.

408. CARL, HE DOES NOT NEED TO

409. BORROW YOUR CAR.

410. CARL BELIEVES ME.

411. CHICKENFOOT? BACKSTAGE? IN HERE?

412. LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

413. RIGHT NOW! COME ON!

414. HOLD UP, NOW.

415. I GOT US ALL BACKSTAGE PASSES.

416. Master Shake: WHAT THE HELL

417. IS CHICKENFOOT?

418. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD "LOVE'S IN

419. JAIL, AND I GOT THE KEY"?

420. Master Shake: NO.

421. DUDE, IT'S SO DECENT.

422. ♪ LOVE'S IN JAIL

423. SHUT UP.

424. THAT'S NOT THE SONG.

425. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

426. OH, MY GOD.

427. WHOA, MAN, WHAT'S

428. GOING ON HERE?

429. THE FLY LET HIM IN?

430. HE'S ALL RIGHT.

431. APPARENTLY HE'S OUR BIGGEST FAN

432. IN THE PLANT KINGDOM.

433. SOME KIND OF MEET-AND-GREET

434. CRAP.

435. HE'S YOUR BOY NOW, MIKE.

436. OH, MY GOD, BRO.

437. MICHAEL ANTHONY.

438. I AM SO INTO YOU.

439. O-OKAY, MAN.

440. IT'S — IT'S OKAY.

441. IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO MEET THE

442. FANS.

443. SO, LIKE, UH, WHAT'S HAPPENING

444. WITH YOU, MAN?

445. LIKE, YOU SOME KIND OF PLANT?

446. DUDE, I AM WAY INTO YOU.

447. I KNOW. I KNOW, MAN.

448. I HEARD YOU.

449. HEY, MAN, CAN YOU STAND STILL

450. AND, LIKE, FALL ASLEEP IN FRONT

451. OF ME?

452. YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S OKAY.

453. HEY, SATCH, CHECK IT OUT.

454. I'M REPLICATING YOUR BASS

455. PLAYER.

456. JUST KEEP IT UP ABOVE THE

457. BELT HERE.

458. HEY, JOE, SMOKE, WHO IS THIS

459. GUY?

460. CHILL OUT, SAM.

461. HE'S A PLANT.

462. OH, THIS IS AWESOME.

463. HEY, WHAT'S — WHAT'S

464. HAPPENING?

465. AAH!

466. WAIT, WHAT THE ARE

467. YOU DOING?

468. OKAY.

469. COME ON, Y'ALL.

470. SHOW'S OVER.

471. Master Shake: WAIT.

472. FREE EDAMAME.

473. THERE'S A WHOLE BATHTUB FULL OF

474. IT IN THERE.

475. COME ON.

476. HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

477. HEY, CHECK THIS OUT!

478. CHECK THIS OUT!

479. OW!

480. HEY, CARL, HOW WAS

481. THE CHICKENFOOT SHOW?

482. LET'S GO GET SOME

483. MORE COFFEE.