Aqua Teen Hunger Force 7x7

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Bill Hader as Pod (voice) • Sammy Hagar as Sammy Hagar (voice) • Michael Anthony as Michael Anthony (voice) • Joe Satriani as Joe Satriani (voice)

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1. THE MIKE RULER,

2. WHAT?

3. I THINK YOU RECOGNIZE ME.

4. NO.

5. YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME IN ONE

6. OF THOSE CHRISTOPHER GUEST

7. MOVIES — "BEST IN SHOW,"

8. "WAITING FOR GUFFMAN,"

9. "A MIGHTY WIND."

10. NO?

11. NO.

12. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M A

13. STAND-UP COMEDIAN.

14. BEEN ON LETTERMAN, LENO, CONAN

15. DOZENS OF TIMES.

16. REALLY, EVERYONE.

17. MM. HOW ABOUT

18. "THE NUTTY PROFESSOR" MOVIES?

19. THAT MAY BE MORE YOUR SPEED.

20. "THE KLUMPS"?

21. OH, YEAH, THE ONE WHERE

22. MARTIN LAWRENCE — MARTIN —

23. DRESSING LIKE AN OLD WOMAN, YOU

24. KNOW, BUT HE'S A COP.

25. HE'S NOT AN OLD WOMAN.

26. HE'S A COP.

27. HIS PARTNER GETS SHOT, YOU KNOW?

28. AND THEN THEY RIP HIS MASK OFF,

29. AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU'RE

30. NOT AN OLD WOMAN, RIGHT?

31. YOU'RE MARTIN."

32. "BIG MANNY" OR "BIG —"

33. "BIG GRANNY" OR SOMETHING.

34. "BIG GRANNY 2."

35. OR MAYBE THIS IS A SEQUEL.

36. SO, WERE YOU IN THAT?

37. NO, BUT VERY CLOSE.

38. YOU WERE THE JUDGE IN

39. THE GYMNASTICS CONTEST.

40. I KNOW THAT!

41. NO.

42. NO, NO, THAT GUY WAS

43. BLACK.

44. CLOSE ENOUGH.

45. "PRETTY WOMAN,"BOSTON LEGAL,"

46. "10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU"

47. DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU?

48. YOU SELLING HAIR?

49. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

50. I ADMIRE A MAN LIKE YOU BECAUSE,

51. YES, LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE.

52. I AM THE CELEBRITY SPOKESMAN FOR

53. A LINE OF ARTIFICIAL HAIR, AND I

54. ALSO OCCASIONALLY SELL HAIR

55. MYSELF ON THE WEEKEND BECAUSE I

56. HAVE A GAMBLING

57. PROBLEM THAT IS ALL-CONSUMING.

58. YOU WANT A BEER?

59. NO, THANK YOU.

60. HOW ABOUT SOME LO MEIN

61. NOODLES?

62. I WAS ABOUT TO TOSS THESE.

63. THEY REEK.

64. YES, CLEARLY.

65. WELL, THE POINT IS, YOU QUALIFY

66. FOR A FREE 7-DAY TRIAL OF THE

67. LARRY MILLER HAIR SYSTEM FOR

68. MEN.

69. DUDE, IF IT'S SO GREAT,

70. THEN HOW COME YOU AIN'T GOT IT?

71. WE ONLY HAVE ONE, AND GOD

72. TOLD US TO BRING IT TO YOU!

73. "FREE HAIR.

74. MADE OUT OF PAINTED AND

75. CORRUGATED SHEET METAL."

76. COME ON.

77. WHAT'S THE CATCH?

78. IF I DIDN'T FULLY BELIEVE IN

79. THIS PRODUCT, WHY ELSE WOULD I

80. SPEND MY WEEKENDS SELLING AND

81. INSTALLING THE LARRY MILLER

82. HAIR SYSTEM FOR MEN?

83. WELL, 'CAUSE YOU SAID

84. YOU GOT A BAD GAMBLING PROBLEM.

85. I KNOW I DO.

86. I KNOW I HAVE THAT PROBLEM, AND

87. THAT'S HALF THE BATTLE —

88. ADMITTING IT.

89. IT'S LIKE I JUST BECOME SOMEONE

90. ELSE, FOR WEEKS.

91. IT TAKES CONTROL.

92. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

93. I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT.

94. WELL, I'M A LITTLE ASHAMED.

95. ALL RIGHT, I'M MORTIFIED.

96. BUT THE POINT IS, I BELIEVE IN

97. THIS PRODUCT AND MY ABILITY TO

98. MAKE MONEY OFF OF IT.

99. TRY ONE ON!

100. I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD

101. ONE.

102. WELL, NOW WE HAVE MANY.

103. OH.

104. IT'S REALLY SLICK.

105. IT'S LANOLIN...

106. FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S SKIN,

107. SOMEONE WHO RETURNED IT.

108. THEIR LOSS.

109. HERE.

110. STEP INTO THIS SIMULATOR.

111. UH, I DON'T SEE ANY —

112. THIS VAN!

113. WHAT'S THAT — LIKE, AN

114. IMPACT DRILL?

115. DON'T FOCUS ON THAT!

116. FOCUS ON THIS.

117. THIS IS YOUR FAMILY IF YOU

118. WOULD HAVE HAD HAIR.

119. I DON'T SEE ANY

120. HOOKERS.

121. I'M CONFUSED.

122. IS IT 'CAUSE I SCARED THEM AWAY?

123. NO, CARL, THEY AREN'T THERE

124. BECAUSE IT'S MORALLY WRONG, OR

125. SO THEY SAY.

126. THIS IS YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE.

127. YOU MARRIED HER IN A CHURCH.

128. THEN WHY AIN'T SHE IN

129. THE KITCHEN COOKING MY DINNER?

130. BECAUSE YOU MADE THE DINNER.

131. BONE-IN PRIME RIB, PEACHES AND

132. CREAM.

133. HEY, GANG, HOW WAS SCHOOL

134. TODAY?

135. OH, COME ON.

136. CLOSE YOUR EYES, GANG.

137. SURPRISE!

138. I BOUGHT YOU EACH A DOG!

139. YOU CAN TAKE THEM ON THE CHURCH

140. PICNIC, AND THE DOGS CAN WORSHIP

141. WITH US.

142. HONEY, WHAT WRONG?

143. I'M JUST SO HAPPY.

144. YOU'RE SUCH A WONDERFUL HUSBAND.

145. COME HERE, EVERYONE.

146. GROUP HUG.

147. EVEN YOU, PUPPY DOGS.

148. HEY!

149. YOU NEED TO GROW A SACK!

150. WHAT WAS THAT?

151. SHUT IT DOWN.

152. YOU SEE, CARL, YOU WOULD HAVE

153. HAD IT GOING ON.

154. NAH, HE FRIGGIN' SOLD

155. OUT.

156. IT'S BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN TO

157. FADE AWAY.

158. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

159. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

160. THIS GUY GETS HIS SHARE OF

161. ACTION, TOO.

162. CHECK THIS OUT.

163. GOOD NIGHT, POOCHIE BEAR.

164. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

165. WAIT, WHERE'S SHE

166. GOING?

167. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

168. WAIT.

169. THEY'RE IN SEPARATE —

170. SEE?

171. OOH, S-S-S-S-EX.

172. COME ON!

173. SPRAY HER WITH A HOSE!

174. LICK WHIPPED CREAM OFF HER

175. NIPPLES!

176. COME ON! NOTHING'S HAPPENING

177. HERE!

178. HEY, GUY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT

179. IT.

180. LET'S INSTALL THE SYSTEM.

181. WHOA, WHOA.

182. WITH A DRILL? NO WAY, DUDE.

183. YES.

184. NO.

185. OKAY, LOOK — WE'RE CLOSE TO

186. A.C. BEACH, AREN'T WE?

187. GOD, I CAN SMELL THE CARDS.

188. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THIS

189. AT ALL!

190. I NEED TO GAMBLE!

191. HEY, WAKE UP, YOU WUSS.

192. TO DO SOME AB CRUNCHES OR

193. SOMETHING?

194. TO DO SOME PELVIC

195. THRUSTING.

196. I MEAN, YOU OWN A WIFE, RIGHT?

197. YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD MAKE GOOD

198. USE OF HER.

199. NO, NO, NO. NO, I'M AFRAID I

200. COULDN'T DO THAT.

201. SHE DON'T LIKE THAT WHEN I WAKE

202. HER LIKE THAT.

203. DUDE, YOU KNOW AND I

204. KNOW YOUR PENIS IS WAY TOO SMALL

205. TO WAKE HER UP.

206. OKAY, WELL, UH —

207. I CAN ACTUALLY ADMIT

208. THAT TO YOU.

209. FEELS GOOD TO SAY OUT LOUD.

210. I GOT TO GET UP AT 6:00.

211. UP AT 6:00?

212. OTHERWISE, I'M NEVER GONNA BE

213. IN THE OFFICE BY 9:00.

214. IT'S 10:00, MAN.

215. YOU GOT EIGHT FULL HOURS TO

216. PARTY DOWN!

217. BUT WHAT ABOUT MY SMALL

218. PENIS?

219. ORDER A PUMP.

220. THEY DELIVER THEM OVERNIGHT.

221. WELL, THE REPUTABLE FIRMS WILL.

222. I SAID, "FIRM"!

223. HONEY, THIS ARRIVED VERY

224. QUICKLY THIS MORNING.

225. UGH. NOT SO LOUD.

226. WHY IS IT SHAPED LIKE THIS?

227. DON'T TALK TO HER.

228. TAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM AND

229. START UPSIZING YOUR BUSINESS

230. NOW.

231. UH, OKEYDOKEY.

232. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

233. NOBODY, HONEY.

234. I JUST NEED TO TAKE A TINKLE

235. BREAK, SWEETIE, WITH THE

236. PACKAGE.

237. YOU SMELL LIKE BEER.

238. SHE'S CHALLENGING YOU.

239. I THOUGHT WE AGREED WE

240. WOULDN'T HAVE THAT IN THE HOUSE.

241. PULL OUT THE MIDDLE

242. FINGER.

243. SHOVE IT IN HER FACE.

244. TELL HER TO SIT AND SPIN.

245. HEY, THIS IS THE MOTHER OF MY

246. CHILDREN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

247. HERE.

248. WHICH MEANS SHE'S DONE.

249. TELL HER TO TAKE A HIKE AND

250. TRADE HER IN FOR SOMETHING

251. TIGHT.

252. HONEY, YOU'RE SCARING ME.

253. OH, S-SORRY, B-BABY.

254. I JUST GOT DISTRACTED.

255. I'M REHEARSING A PRESENTATION

256. FOR THE BOSS.

257. OH, THAT'S TODAY!

258. GOOD LUCK.

259. I'LL BE THINKING OF YOU.

260. YEAH, THERE WE GO.

261. CUP HER BUTTOCKS NOW.

262. NO.

263. GRAB HER BUTTOCKS.

264. NO, THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL.

265. GIVE HER A LITTLE

266. SPANK.

267. WOMEN LIKE IT WHEN YOU CROSS THE

268. LINE.

269. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

270. YOU'RE A MAN.

271. YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE WITH

272. THEM CLOTHES.

273. YOU DON'T HAVE A GEM OR GOLD

274. NUGGET YOU HANG AROUND YOUR

275. NECK?

276. WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD PICK

277. ONE UP IF YOU THINK IT WOULD

278. LOOK GOOD.

279. GOLD — PARTICULARLY

280. GOLD FLAKE.

281. IT LOOKS GREAT, AND IT'S A GREAT

282. INVESTMENT.

283. OH, SHOOT.

284. I LEFT MY KEYS IN MY, UH,

285. PLEATED KHAKIS.

286. SLACKS LOWER SPERM

287. COUNT.

288. IT'S PROVEN SCIENCE.

289. THAT'S WHY SWEATPANTS ARE THE

290. WAY TO GO.

291. Shh! MY WIFE IS COMING.

292. YOU ALMOST FORGOT YOUR BAG

293. LUNCH.

294. TAKE HER TO THE

295. BATHROOM AND MAKE HER WATCH YOU

296. THROW IT IN THE TOILET.

297. ARE YOU GOD?

298. HONEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE

299. THE DAY OFF.

300. OHH! NO!

301. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DAY FOR ME!

302. UM... HOW DID IT GO?

303. I DIDN'T GET IT.

304. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU

305. TRY TO DO IT, BITCH.

306. WHAT?

307. IT'S HARD AS HELL OUT

308. THERE.

309. ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS SEX AND

310. SOME SONG CALLED "TONIGHT LONG

311. STICK GOES BOOM."

312. OH, GOD.

313. ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT

314. HER ATTENTION.

315. NOW GRAB YOURSELF.

316. HOW YOU LIKE THESE APPLES?

317. NOT ON THE ARM, DUMMY!

318. IN THE CROTCH!

319. UH, HOW YOU LIKE THESE

320. APPLES?

321. THERE WE GO! YEAH!

322. FINALLY, I'M GETTING THROUGH TO

323. YOU!

324. CARL, YOU ARE NOT YOURSELF!

325. I AM TAKING THE KIDS TO

326. MOTHER'S!

327. TAKE THIS TO MOTHER'S, TOO.

328. OH! HE'S FREESTYLING!

329. I LOVE IT!

330. GET YOURSELF TO CHURCH!

331. THERE YOU GO!

332. YOU GOT FREEDOM, MAN!

333. GOOD LUCK GETTING LAID, DUDE.

334. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

335. SHOULDN'T HAVE SCARED

336. HER OFF.

337. I MEAN, SHE WAS A PIECE.

338. I LOST MY JOB TODAY.

339. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

340. YOU WERE THERE.

341. YOU TOOK A MINOR

342. CONFLICT OVER WHO WAS TO USE THE

343. FAX MACHINE FIRST, AND YOU

344. EXPLODED THAT INTO PHYSICAL

345. VIOLENCE, AND FOR THAT, I

346. APPLAUD YOU.

347. THANKS. I SUPPOSE I

348. COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT —

349. WITHOUT YOUR... CONSTANT ADVICE.

350. ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO

351. DO, MY MAN.

352. CALL THE ESCORT SERVICE?

353. YEAH, GOOD POINT.

354. TWO THINGS.

355. LIKE — LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

356. LIKE THIS?

357. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

358. A LITTLE BIT MORE, THOUGH.

359. I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

360. EVENTUALLY WAX THAT STUBBLE SO

361. IT DON'T COME IN.

362. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

363. BACK UP.

364. LEAVE LIKE THREE HAIRS UP TOP,

365. AND THEN YOU WILL MOUSSE THEM

366. HEAVILY ON A DAILY BASIS.

367. SOMETHING STILL AIN'T RIGHT

368. HERE.

369. WHAT AM I NOT SEEING HERE?

370. THE — THE MOUSTACHE?

371. LET'S JUST GLUE SOME OF

372. THAT SCALP HAIR ON YOUR LIP

373. UNTIL IT GROWS IN PROPER.

374. DOES THIS LOOK GOOD?

375. IT WON'T MATTER.

376. AIN'T NO WOMAN GONNA GET NEAR

377. YOU FOR A WHILE ANYWAYS.

378. GEE, THANKS, CARL.

379. NO, CARL.

380. THANK YOU.

381. THIS WAS FUN.

382. WE HAD FUN TODAY.

383. SO, ARE YOU READY TO TRY THE

384. LARRY MILLER HAIR SYSTEM FOR

385. MEN?

386. IS IT FREE?

387. FOR SEVEN DAYS.

388. AFTER THAT, VERY EXPENSIVE — A

389. COMPLETE AND TOTAL SCAM.

390. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO

391. THIS.

392. AAH! AAH! AAH!

393. AHH!

394. SEE?

395. IT HOLDS ITS SHAPE, EVEN

396. UNDERWATER!

397. YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A

398. CONVERTIBLE!

399. IT LOOKS GOOD, CARL.

400. IT LOOKS REAL.

401. YOU GONNA HAVE TO BEAT THEM OFF

402. WITH A STICK, MY MAN.

403. A LONG STICK.

404. 'CAUSE TONIGHT, LONG STICK GOES

405. BOOM!

406. CARL, IT'S RUSTING.

407. I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE POP

408. RIVETS IN YOUR SKULL, MAN, WHICH

409. IS INFECTED, BY THE WAY.

410. YEAH, THERE WE GO.

411. OH, THE JEALOUSY COMES OUT.

412. STOP RIGHT

413. THERE.

414. THIS IS THE ROBOT WE'RE AFTER.

415. WE HAVE PINPOINTED HIS LOCATION,

416. AND WE NEED YOU TO RETURN TO HIS

417. TIME AND ERASE HIM.

418. PARDON ME!

419. EXCUSE ME.

420. I AM RAISING MY HAND.

421. OH, WHAT? WHAT NOW?

422. I BELIEVE ONLY HIS HAIR IS

423. METAL.

424. WELL, FINE!

425. MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T GET THIS

426. ASSIGNMENT.

427. MAYBE I'LL GIVE IT TO A BRAVE

428. WARRIOR WHO WILL NOT ASK

429. QUESTIONS.

430. NO, NO, I'LL DO IT.

431. THEN ENTER THE CHAMBER.

432. TIME CHAMBER, GO TO PAST.

433. TIME CHAMBER, GO TO PAST.

434. TIME CHAMBER —

435. I'M NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS A

436. REFRIGERATOR BOX, BUT...

437. THIS IS TOTALLY A REFRIGERATOR

438. BOX.

439. GET OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR

440. TIME CHAMBER!

441. I WILL GO TO THE PAST AND BE

442. THE HERO.

443. TIME CHAMBER, TO THE PAST.

444. TIME CHAMBER, TO THE PAST.

445. MAYBE PRETEND TO PUSH THE

446. BUTTONS.

447. OH, THERE ARE NO BUTTO—

448. COME ON, TIME CHAMBER!

449. TO THE PAST!

450. IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

451. I'LL SIT DOWN.