Aqua Teen Hunger Force 7x6

Directed by

Tommy Blacha as Dr. Wongburger (voice) • Max Willis as Boy (voice) • Sadie Willis as Girl (voice)

The Aqua Teens compete in a contest at a suspiciously-familiar burger chain, unaware that they are pawns in Dr. Wongburger's latest scheme.

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1. WHERE IS THE FOOD?

2. WILL YOU SHUT UP?

3. YOU SAID THERE WAS

4. GONNA BE FOOD.

5. AND I DON'T SEE MEAT.

6. I SEE BREAD,

7. BUT THAT AIN'T A SANDWICH.

8. SHUT UP, SHAKE. SHUT UP.

9. THERE'S NO PROTEIN.

10. I WANT TO BE MUSCLE MAN

11. FOR HALLOWEEN

12. AND I HAVE TO START NOW.

13. WILL YOU SHUT UP.

14. THEY HAVE TO BLESS IT FIRST.

15. AH, JES—

16. DON'T YOU SAY IT!

17. WHAT? I'M NOT ALLOWED

18. TO SAY A NAME?

19. YOU'RE TAKING IT IN VAIN.

20. NO I'M NOT.

21. WHEN I USE IT, I GET RESULTS.

22. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

23. YOU WORSHIPING ME NOW

24. ALL OF A SUDDEN?

25. SORRY.

26. YEAH YEAH, TURN BACK AROUND

27. CAPTAIN RUBBERNECK.

28. HEY LOOK AT THAT.

29. THEY GIVING OUT

30. MONEY OVER THERE.

31. HAVE SOME RESPECT.

32. WE'RE IN A CHURCH!

33. ALRIGHT, HERE'S THE PLAN.

34. WHEN HE STUPIDLY HANDS US

35. THE DISH OF MONEY,

36. I WILL ACCEPT IT AND QUICKLY

37. DEPOSIT IT INTO MY OFF-SHORE

38. ACCOUNT, AND YOU CUT THAT WAY,

39. FAR AWAY FROM ME, AND START

40. SCREAMING "HEY I TOOK THE MONEY!

41. I TOOK THAT MONEY!"

42. I TOOK THE MONEY!

43. HEY YALL I TOOK THE MONEY!

44. NO YOU DON'T.

45. NOT ON CHRISTMAS YOU DON'T.

46. WHERE'D YOU GET MONEY?

47. I WORKED FOR IT.

48. AND I'M GIVING IT TO THE CHURCH.

49. BECAUSE YOU NEED TO EXPERIENCE

50. HOW IT FEELS TO GIVE,

51. AND NOT JUST RECEIVE,

52. LIKE YOU USUALLY DO.

53. BUT ALSO, HOW IT FEELS

54. TO RECEIVE, TOO.

55. CAUSE THAT'S A GOOD FEELING

56. TOO Y'ALL.

57. WHEN SANTA CLAUS COMES DOWN

58. FROM THE CROSS AND GIVE ME

59. ALL THAT STUFF I ASKED FOR.

60. THAT AIN'T SANTA CLAUS, OKAY?

61. HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL

62. YOU THAT?

63. WELL HE GOT A BEARD.

64. AND THAT AIN'T

65. A BELLY FULL OF JELLY.

66. LOOK LIKE HE GOT

67. AN APPENDECTOMY SCAR.

68. IS THIS THE MALL?

69. 'CAUSE I'M SITTING HERE

70. WONDERING HOW I'M GONNA SIT

71. IN HIS LAP WHEN HE'S HANGING

72. FROM SOME NAILS.

73. SANTA CLAUS DID NOT DIE

74. FOR OUR SINS.

75. SANTA CLAUS IS DEAD?

76. NO!

77. YES!

78. HE CRASHED HIS SLEIGH

79. RIGHT INTO A WALL

80. 'CAUSE HE WAS DRINKING A LOT.

81. IT WAS A TWISTED FIERY WRECKAGE

82. OF SLEIGH, REINDEER BONES,

83. AND THE OLD FAT BASTARD'S GUTS.

84. EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME FOLKS.

85. WE NEED TO GO.

86. AND WHO'S DRUNK ENOUGH TO GET

87. NAILED TO WOOD?

88. I CAN SEE MAYBE ONE NAIL.

89. BUT THEN YOU'D THINK HE'D MOVE.

90. BUT NO!

91. WE GOTTA REVERE HIM

92. FOR HIS SLOW REACTION TIME.

93. LOOK,

94. IT'S BEEN A LONG YEAR.

95. AND I WON'T LIE TO YOU —

96. IT'S BEEN ROUGH.

97. THERE MAY NOT BE A WHOLE LOT

98. UNDER THE TREE THIS YEAR.

99. THAT'S OKAY, FRYLOCK.

100. WE GOT EACH OTHER.

101. AND I GOT ME A BRAND NEW SUPER

102. SOAKER THAT I ASKED FOR, RIGHT?

103. SO I'LL BE HAPPY TOO.

104. YEAH...

105. ABOUT THAT.

106. FRYLOCK.

107. WHAT MEATWAD IS SAYING IS

108. SOMETHING CHANGED ME

109. DURING THAT SERVICE.

110. AND I THINK I'M GONNA DO THINGS

111. A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY

112. FROM NOW ON.

113. DAMN, WELL THAT'S GREAT

114. TO HEAR.

115. PLEASE OPEN THESE GIFTS!

116. FLAVOR FLAV?

117. CHUCK D'S 401K?

118. SEE, I'VE STOLEN THEIR

119. IDENTITY AND I PLAN TO RELEASE

120. A CHRISTMAS ALBUM —

121. AS THE PUBLIC ENEMY.

122. "BRING THE TOYZ —

123. A PUBLIC ENEMY CHRISTMAS."

124. OKAY. GOOD NIGHT.

125. WHOA WHOA WHOA.

126. CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW, FRYLOCK.

127. YOU WILL NOW DRIVE US

128. TO THE STUDIO.

129. THIS I COMMAND.

130. WELL, FRYLOCK BLEW IT.

131. AND I'M GONNA CHARGE HIM

132. FOR THE HOUR AND A HALF

133. IT TOOK ME TO WALK HERE.

134. UGH, GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW I KEEP

135. THAT IN SO LONG.

136. HEY, I THINK WE OUGHTA SING

137. A COUPLE OF CHRISTMAS CLASSICS,

138. LIKE "SILENT NIGHT"

139. AND "O HOLY NIGHT"

140. AND "ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK."

141. YEAH, NO.

142. I SING ALL THE TRACKS.

143. ME. JUST BY MYSELF.

144. AND YOU SAY "UH"

145. LIKE WHENEVER I SAY ANYTHING,

146. THEN TELL ME HOW GOOD I SOUND.

147. WHICH IT WILL.

148. UH. UH.

149. UH-UH. UH-UH.

150. PERFECT. PERFECT.

151. WE WERE RECORDING

152. ON THAT, RIGHT?

153. UHH... NO.

154. I WAS JUST GETTING LEVELS.

155. DAMNIT, MICHAEL I TOLD YOU

156. WE HAVE A TIGHT WINDOW ON THIS!

157. YOU APPARENTLY DON'T WANNA BE

158. HERE ON CHRISTMAS EVE.

159. I DON'T.

160. UH. UH-UH.

161. WAIT, WE'RE ROLLING NOW,

162. RIGHT?

163. SORRY.

164. ROLLING NOW.

165. OKAY.

166. LET'S TAKE A BREAK NOW.

167. I FEEL LIKE THE RECORD IS GOING

168. REALLY WELL EVERYBODY.

169. YEAH BOOOOYEEE!

170. TERMINATOR X, PLEASE.

171. TERMINATE THE JIBBER JABBER.

172. UMM, QUESTION FLAVA.

173. HOW'S THE LISTENER GONNA

174. BELIEVE THE HYPE

175. IF YOU DON'T BRING THE NOISE,

176. LIKE YOU USALLY SOUND?

177. WE'RE GONNA MODULATE IT

178. IN THE THING WITH THE COMPUTER.

179. LARGER POINT, LISTENERS AIN'T

180. GONNA KNOW UNTIL THEY'VE ALREADY

181. PAID FOR THE ALBUM.

182. ALRIGHT.

183. BY THAT TIME, I'LL ALREADY

184. HAVE LIKE THREE GRANNYS.

185. YEAH, BUT PE IS JEWISH,

186. AIN'T THEY?

187. AND I AM WHITE,

188. AND YOU ARE STUPID.

189. SO WHO CARES?

190. I MEAN YOU'RE LIKE

191. 100% WHITE,

192. YOU'RE LIKE BLINDING WHITE.

193. OH, YOU'RE GONNA PLAY

194. THE RACE CARD.

195. ALRIGHT, BREAKS OVER.

196. LET'S HEAR THAT BEAT.

197. AND THEN, OF COURSE,

198. THEN WE'LL MODULATE IT

199. IN THE THING WITH THE COMPUTER.

200. YEAH I KNOW WE'RE GONNA

201. MODULATE IT IN THAT THING

202. I SAID. I KNOW THAT.

203. PLAYBACK!

204. OKAY, LET'S CUT IT THERE.

205. WHOO!

206. I WAS HOPING TO GET THE WORD

207. "DING DONG" IN ON THAT TAKE,

208. BUT I RAN OUT OF BREATH.

209. UH, UH-UH.

210. UH UH, UH-UH UH.

211. YOU NEED SOME MORE UHHS.

212. I THINK WE CAN LOOP

213. THE ONE UH.

214. LET ME LISTEN BACK TO THAT.

215. ALRIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU, UH

216. MODULATE THAT TO SOUND

217. LIKE FLAVOR FLAV,

218. WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY WHO I AM.

219. WORD TO YOUR MOMMY.

220. WORD UP.

221. COME ON IN FOR PLAYBACK.

222. UH.

223. YEAH, BOYEEE!

224. SOUNDS GOOD.

225. YEAH, IT'S PRETTY TIGHT.

226. YEAH, THAT'S...

227. SO WE DONE?

228. LET'S HEAR IT AGAIN.

229. I THINK I HEARD A CLICK.

230. CAN WE BRIGHTEN UP THE "UHH'S

231. A LITTLE?

232. JUST A TOUCH.

233. YEAH, GET THEM ALL

234. BRIGHTON BEACH ALL UP IN HERE.

235. SURE.

236. I'LL BRIGHTEN IT.

237. HOW'S THAT?

238. I NOTICED YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING

239. THE BOARD.

240. YOU'RE JUST SORTA LOOKING AT ME.

241. YEAH, I'M CONTROLLING IT

242. WITH MY FEET.

243. OH, OKAY.

244. OF COURSE.

245. LIKE EDDIE LEE.

246. AND THAT'S A WRAP EVERYONE.

247. HOW DO WE PUT WHAT YOU JUST DID

248. IN STORES SO PEOPLE BUY IT

249. AND I GET THE MONEY?

250. SIR, IT'S ONLY 12 SECONDS.

251. HOW WE GONNA RELEASE THAT?

252. THAT AIN'T EVEN A SINGLE, MAN.

253. WE CAN DO SIX.

254. SIX SONGS IS AN ALBUM, RIGHT?

255. DO THAT MEAN WE GOTTA RECORD

256. FIVE MORE?

257. FINE!

258. I'LL START BY WRITING

259. SOME MORE LYRICS!

260. THEN FADE OUT,

261. PUT THAT IN THE MACHINE

262. AND HAVE THAT SHRINKWRAPPED

263. QUICKLY BEFORE THE STORES CLOSE.

264. I CAN'T, THAT'S...

265. RIGHT.

266. UMM, I WROTE ME SOME LYRICS,

267. TOO

268. THAT SOUNDS GREAT, MEATWAD,

269. BUT I JUST DON'T THINK JESUS

270. WANTS YOU TO SING

271. ALL OVER MY RECORD.

272. IT'S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE.

273. LOOK, IT'S NOT MY CALL HERE,

274. OKAY?

275. IT'S THE KING OF KINGS,

276. HE THE ONE THAT DON'T WANT IT.

277. CAN'T I DO JUST ONE SONG?

278. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

279. IT'S CHRISTMAS.

280. AND I REALIZE I GOTTA

281. TAKE A DUMP.

282. WE'RE ROLLING. GO AHEAD.

283. WE'RE NOT ROLLING ON THIS.

284. THERE WE GO.

285. A LITTLE MORE IN THE CANS,

286. THANK YOU.

287. [ SHAKE GRUNTS, SPLASHING ]

288. CAN WE GET THAT DOOR CLOSED?

289. IT IS CLOSED.

290. OKAY, LET'S KEEP IT ROLLING.

291. MICHAEL, JACK MY VOLUME UP.

292. FEELS LIKE AN ADULT-SIZED EEL

293. LURKING IN MY ANUS!

294. THE TOILET'S BACKED UP.

295. SOMEONE IN MY ENTOURAGE

296. MUST HAVE CLOGGED THE PIPES

297. WITH THEIR BM.

298. TERMINATOR X... CREMENT,

299. DID YOU EAT A HORSE ON

300. THE WAY OVER HERE?

301. MERRY CHRISTMAS

302. EVERYBODY!

303. LOOK Y'ALL!

304. SANTA CLAUS LEFT US A BUNCH

305. OF EELS FOR CHRISTMAS!

306. WHAT THE HELL?

307. THERE WERE EELS IN MY BODY!

308. NOBODY BELIEVED ME!

309. CAN I KEEP THEM, FRYLOCK?

310. PLEASE, CAN I KEEP 'EM?

311. SURE. WHAT THE HELL.

312. I WANNA TRAIN TO BE A PART

313. OF A SHOW LIKE THE JACKSON 5.

314. ONLY EELS.

315. AT LEAST SOMEONE GOT

316. SOMETHING THIS CHRISTMAS.

317. WHAT DID YOU GET SHAKE?

318. WELL APPARENTLY I GOT

319. EEL DIARRHEA!

320. NOW COME ON, LET'S SEE

321. HOW MY ALBUM'S SELLING.

322. I TOLD YOU,

323. THE STORES ARE CLOSED.

324. IT'S CHRISTMAS, MAN.

325. HELP ME PRY OPEN THE DOOR

326. SO THE CONSUMERS CAN GET

327. TO MY ALBUM.

328. I'M FLAVOR FLAV.

329. YOU ARE WELL AWARE

330. OF MY HIP HOPS AND RAPS.

331. NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR

332. FROM MY LAWYERS WHO WILL

333. BUST A RHYME ON YOUR JOB.

334. WHAT DID I EAT

335. IN CHUCK D'S DUMPSTER?

336. CHUCK D, WHAT UP, DOG?

337. I'M FLAVOR FLAV.

338. HMM.

339. YOUR FRIEND, AS YOU KNOW.

340. YOU'RE SMALLER THAN I

341. REMEMBER.

342. AWW, DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE.

343. HEHE I LOST SOME WEIGHT.

344. AND SOME HEIGHT. ANYWAYS, MAN. I

345. FOUND THIS IN MY RIDE. YOUR BANK

346. STATEMENTS. YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY

347. CARD. E-Z BANK STATEMENTS FOR

348. THE YEARS 1998 THROUGH 2007.

349. ON A PERSONAL NOTE, YOU HAVE

350. EXCELLENT CREDIT.

351. THANK YOU, FLAV.

352. THAT'S VERY KIND.

353. TELL YOU THOUGH, IF I WAS YOU

354. I'D PUT A PADLOCK ON THAT

355. DUMPSTER OUT THERE.

356. THAT'S NOT A DUMPSTER.

357. IT'S A LAIR FOR OUR SPACE EELS.

358. THEY'RE FUN PETS BUT DON'T LET

359. THEM ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR ANUS.

360. GOOD TO KNOW.

361. HEY, CHECK THIS BEAT OUT.

362. ♪ SILENT NIGHT

363. DID YOU DO THIS?

364. UH HUH.

365. THIS TRACK IS GONNA BE HUGE.