Aqua Teen Hunger Force 7x5

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Meatwad is terrified of the monsters living in the house, so Frylock tries to help him come to terms with it. Shake tries to make things worse.

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1. Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

2. Good by Carl.

3. Goodbye

4. forever.

5. Truly they were...

6. an Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

7. You're emergency brake is on!

8. Don't tell me how to drive jackass.

9. There it is!

10. Ha, ha, jack pot.

11. We're here!

12. Say hello to your new home, boys!

13. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

14. You need a jump start or something to get outta here?

15. No man, we're renting over here now.

16. Yeah, cuts down on our commute time

17. to your house.

18. Cool, huh?

19. No, uh, no.

20. Hey look at this guy.

21. Think I'd better go introduce myself.

22. Hello neighbor!

23. My name's Master Shake.

24. Could swear, I've seen you somewhere before.

25. Great house you got here.

26. I love the bushes.

27. So, what do you do around here?

28. No, no, where' not playing this game.

29. What game? I don't play games.

30. Ok, fine.

31. What do you do?

32. Maybe we can network.

33. No, as you well know—

34. I work outta the home!

35. Aahhh!

36. Oooh, my bad hip!

37. Oh, sorry about that man.

38. I thought I saw a mosquito on

39. your shoulder.

40. I have to go in and relax.

41. I don't do well on long drives—

42. Shake, don't run off.

43. I'm not running off.

44. I got medical problems.

45. You better get back here and help us

46. unload this van.

47. Fine. Open the back.

48. There, are we done?

49. Where the "f" is my flamethrower?

50. Oh that, uh, probably got lost in the

51. move.

52. Well that's a quick response.

53. Maybe you hid my flamethrower

54. because I make poor choices

55. with it.

56. My jam box!

57. Yeah, this is my jam.

58. Now come, now. Yeah—

59. Why ain't you dancin' Shake?

60. Dancing is forbidden!

61. Dancing has always been

62. forbidden!

63. Come on, you guys, we're in a new house now

64. and we're starting fresh.

65. You two need to learn how to

66. share and be nice.

67. But he's the one dancing.

68. I ain't bothering you.

69. I'm just getting my groove on, man.

70. Shake, he's not bothering you.

71. Uh-huh.

72. And plus, his radio hurt my

73. foot.

74. You're almost 40 years old, Shake.

75. You're supposed to be more

76. mature than this, man.

77. Well, I'm going through a phase

78. right now.

79. Plus, he is 38.

80. He doesn't know any better.

81. He's never gonna know any better.

82. I'd be 38 in July

83. and I wanna have a big birthday party

84. with pinata and balloons

85. and Ben 10

86. Whoops.

87. Oh! He pushed me!

88. No parking on the dance floor.

89. Did you see that?

90. I didn't see no parking space!

91. Both of you go to your room!

92. I guess I'll just move all this

93. myself.

94. Up top!

95. Yeah boy! I hate work!

96. As do I.

97. As do I, too.

98. You went off script a little,

99. but I liked that ad-lib.

100. What, the push?

101. Nice touch.

102. Soon as it gets violent, it's a game change

103. Oh, yeah.

104. You gotta defuse it.

105. It played off my stunt pretty well.

106. That said, tomorrow we're gonna have to really stick

107. closer to the script.

108. Hey talking about building a

109. garden.

110. I ain't doing that.

111. Me neither.

112. No way, no how.

113. I mean, I'll eat the stuff but

114. I ain't workin' in it.

115. I ain't eatin it unless he's

116. growing some chicken out there.

117. Who's room is this gonna be?

118. I don't know — Wait it's

119. It's my room!

120. No it's my room! I called it!

121. Yeah, you're right.

122. This is your room.

123. That's right it is.

124. I'm putting up my "whitesnake in

125. the still of the night" poster

126. right here.

127. And over here I'm puttin' up a sign that says,

128. "No Girls Allowed".

129. What's this right here?

130. Is this a drinking fountain?

131. Yeah, it's a

132. drinking fountain!

133. Right! Take a drink outta there.

134. No dummy.

135. It's a sponge bath.

136. You dip your hands in here,

137. splash a little water on your face,

138. catch the pits,

139. then you sponge off.

140. Someone left a long brown sponge

141. in there.

142. I had that sponge included in the

143. house buying contract.

144. What this lever do?

145. Hey, that my sponge!

146. I'll get you another one.

147. Hey, I think I feel a sponge coming on.

148. Careful—

149. I think my sponge bath is a window?

150. To another dimension?

151. That's a good assumption.

152. Someone's gotta go in there.

153. Pull the lever.

154. Engage.

155. Portal open!

156. I'm trapped!

157. Between two dimensions.

158. Your molecules are too big!

159. The portal won't hold!

160. Increase the force!

161. I suggest we never go to that dimension again

162. 'cause it's boring and

163. stinky.

164. No one touches the sponge

165. bath from now on.

166. You're just jealous because

167. we can do science stuff too and

168. we didn't have to get a

169. stupid degree online.

170. It comes naturally to us.

171. Yeah, okay, just help me roll this into the

172. garage.

173. Why don't you help me suck

174. it.

175. Wait a minute that backfired.

176. Made is sound like I suck it all

177. the time.

178. Which I don't.

179. Also implies that I would need

180. help which we both know that I don't.

181. I can suck my own stuff.

182. Listen, when I'm on, it's

183. dangerous.

184. Me and this cart been through

185. a lot together.

186. I got me some found memories.

187. Good thing we on vacation.

188. Keep goin' the way you goin'.

189. Oh, yeah. Keep goin'. Brilliant.

190. Where is this farm? Where is this farm?

191. There is no way I'm head in this state!

192. I ain't got no fond memories.

193. Back to hell from whence, you came!

194. Hey— where did you get a gun?

195. From my teacher.

196. Yeah, they give 'em out now.

197. You need any help there?

198. Yeah, I've got about 60 boxes

199. out here—

200. Erosion... the

201. plodding enemy... like

202. Frankenstein it hits our

203. shores...

204. Never mind. I got it

205. This is educational!

206. When are we hooking up the

207. boob channels?

208. Oh, wow. Check this out— Remember these?

209. We was detectives— For like a week.

210. Feels like a lifetime ago, don't it?

211. You know, I could have been a really good

212. detective.

213. Ooh, who farted?

214. Not me.

215. Dang. You a good detective.

216. Yeah, I was good, wasn't I?

217. Yeah, you was.

218. Well, I tell you what I'll keep one.

219. Just to remember that time in my

220. life, alright.

221. Dammit, Shake!

222. Aqua Teen Hunger Force— Assemble!

223. Check out how I did up my new room.

224. Radicalized!

225. And this is a framed poster of

226. Monet because there's a

227. sensitive side of me too.

228. Bitches get so wet when they

229. see his famous lilies stuff.

230. And... Hello—

231. I'm introspective too.

232. That's what this mirror is for.

233. Introspecting my throbbing

234. pythons and enormous genitals.

235. The word you're looking for gentleman is incredible.

236. Hey, Shake — Can you help me?

237. I need to slide this Jacuzzi

238. over in front of the salad bar

239. so the stallions won't get at

240. it.

241. What do you mean, stallions?

242. Arabian.

243. That's what come with my room.

244. I don't see my egg roll noodles?

245. I see garlic croutons but I

246. don't see no egg roll noodles.

247. And that pisses me off.

248. Shake power activate!

249. Shake power activate!

250. Activate Shake power!

251. Come on!

252. Hey, hey, chill out!

253. That's a 60 thousand dollar rug you spitin' up on.

254. What flavor is that?

255. It's the flavor of "none of your damn business."

256. How did you get this room?

257. I guess I was left with it since you called the bathroom.

258. Well, I call this room now.

259. You can't do that.

260. I just did.

261. Shake, he called it first.

262. Fine...

263. I guess we'll just have to paper, rock, scissors

264. for it.

265. It's the only fair way.

266. No it isn't. He called it.

267. I called it.

268. I understand your position but,

269. I'm afraid this is the best

270. compromise I can offer.

271. Fine. Let's do it.

272. Meatwad, you ain't gotta do this.

273. He can speak for himself.

274. 1-2-3.

275. Paper, covers rock.

276. This is my room. The end.

277. No!

278. Best of three. 1-2-3.

279. Oh, he got you again.

280. Oh, damn, rock crushes scissors.

281. I call this room.

282. Oh yeah?

283. Well bullet enters brain!

284. Hey, where are you goin'? This is fun.

285. Let's go best of 5.

286. 1-2-3...

287. Well, what the hell is that?

288. This is a hurricane.

289. And hurricane smashes beach

290. condo complex.

291. No, that's not what this is.

292. This is a time-share that is

293. more towards town.

294. Hurricane beats all housing

295. or apartments.

296. And this sucker is cat 6.

297. It hit the beach, moved inland

298. and destroyed your town.

299. Damnit—

300. How did you know I was going to

301. pull a beach condo complex?

302. 'Cause you're predictable.

303. Fine. You win.

304. The bathroom is yours.

305. We were doing that for the

306. bathroom.

307. Shake, you need to learn how

308. to play fair.

309. You don't get anywhere in life

310. by cheating.

311. You haven't gotten anywhere

312. in life either.

313. So what does that say?

314. Take it back, you stinkin' butt hole.

315. Wait, what are you doing?

316. Fill it with spiders.

317. No!

318. See, now I'm playing fair, Shake!

319. Look— I'm getting ahead in life!

320. Rabbot!

321. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,

322. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Saturday...

323. What's this?

324. It's a bottle of Pinot Grig.

325. It's a card here too.

326. Welcome to the neighborhood.

327. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,

328. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,

329. Saturday.

330. What was a wonderful jester —

331. Oh! Oh, whoa —

332. That's a bad jester.

333. I don't understand a damn thang ya'll doin'.

334. I know you guys aren't, but

335. I'm actually kinda glad he came

336. along.

337. I was about to black out.

338. When it's gonna

339. magically form back into a house

340. again?

341. Yeah, you remember that place we use to live?

342. It use to do that all the time.

343. I keep waiting.

344. It ain't happening.

345. Where the hell we gonna live?

346. Alright! Check it out ya'll.

347. Our new home!

348. Someday we'll have children and

349. they will frolic in front of

350. this very same TV and they will

351. work a job to bring home money

352. so that I may live in a style to

353. which I am accustomed!

354. Meatwad, fetch the fertility drugs.

355. Looks like the Aqua Teens are

356. back in the house!

357. And Schooly D is back on the

358. mic!

359. Yes, yes ya'll. To the beat ya'll...

360. Closed Captioning provided by Turner Studios