1. Hmm-mm.
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2. Oh, you know I like it when you
do that.
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3. I like it like that.
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4. Yeah, that feels good.
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5. Damn it Meatwad!
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6. What are you doing in here?
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7. I make— I'm making a booty
call.
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8. No, you're sleeping in my damn
bed at 2 in the morning,
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9. and you're hogging all the
covers.
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10. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute now.
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11. You said it was important to
share.
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12. Yeah, but we each have a bed.
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13. I ain't go no bed, I got a damn
grill in there.
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14. Because when we went to the bed
store
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15. and you saw a man grilling
hamburgers,
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16. you said, "that's what I want to
sleep on."
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17. So I bought it for you.
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18. What happened was, we went to
the bed store,
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19. and I saw a man outside grilling
hamburgers,
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20. and I said, "that's what I want
to sleep on", so you bought it
for me.
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21. Look, you made your bed, now you
gotta lay in it, Meatwad.
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22. I ain't gonna lie in my bed
'cause it ain't a bed
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23. 'cause it's a damn grill.
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24. I'll give you a treat if you
stay in there all night.
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25. How does a sticker sound?
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26. Sounds like it's gonna get stuck
way up your ass.
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27. I ain't gonna make it that long.
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28. It's a dang monster in my
closet.
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29. See, no monster, Meatwad.
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30. Well check the sand.
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31. Nothing.
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32. Go check it again.
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33. Ok, there's still nothing there.
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34. Check it again.
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35. I'm not gonna check it again.
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36. Th—There ain't nothing there.
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37. Hey, did you guys hear like some
scratching
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38. and howling like something
horrible was trying to rip its
way through into our reaml?
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39. From the depths of a firey,
firey hell?
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40. I heard that very same noise
too.
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41. Shake, don't make it worse.
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42. It's only gonna get worse, if it
gets out.
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43. It needs to feed, Frylock.
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44. Meatwad, get down off the
ceiling.
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45. Naw, not until someone checks
that sand.
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46. 'Cause I think he's in the sand.
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47. There's nothing there Meatwad.
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48. Nothing.
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49. Yeah, come on down I'm sure it's
nothing.
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50. But it could be this.
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51. Or this.
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52. Or even this.
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53. Possibly this.
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54. But probably this.
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55. That one's got haunting eyes
doesn't he?
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56. Will you get the hell out of
here.
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57. You can't hide the truth.
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58. This room is crawling with evil!
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59. Evil I say!
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60. Meatwad listen to me and listen
close.
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61. There ain't no monsters living
in your closet.
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62. Monsters don't exist.
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63. And even if they did, you know I
would be able to kill them
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64. with my kung fu pow-yaw!
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65. So, we're cool right?
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66. Yeah, we're cool as long as you
get a new comforter down in your
room
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67. cause I greased all over that
last one.
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68. Fine, I'll take the rug.
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69. Damn my neck is stiff.
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70. Meatwad get up.
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71. Meatwad?
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72. Meatwad?
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73. Yeah, he was devoured by razor
teeth in the night.
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74. Probably the monster.
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75. Ain't no monster, Shake!
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76. Coffee?
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77. Oh, thank you.
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78. Hey!
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79. Wake-up genius!
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80. Your damn credit card's missing.
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81. It was the monster.
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82. Where is Meatwad?
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83. Well yeah Kristen, please send
me 4 more of the shrimp
cocktails.
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84. Also, I want to go head and get
that half day spa with
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85. the massage with the hot stones.
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86. And I'm having trouble with the
high speed internet access.
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87. Why don't you send one of the
techies up here to see if they
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88. can get that ironed out for me.
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89. 'Cause my cow is running real
slow and uh—
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90. can't seem to access my piggy.
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91. $9,000 in the mini-bar?
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92. You calling my home number,
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93. does it sound like I stayed
there last night?
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94. No I didn't authorize that.
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95. Thanks for the ride Manaka.
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96. Just keep it running, I may need
to run to the mall later
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97. and get me one of them braided
belts with the big buckle.
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98. Don't worry about it, we'll
throw it all on the card.
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99. And what card is that?
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100. It's call a credit card.
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101. You just give this to a person
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102. and you get things.
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103. You stayed at a hotel last
night.
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104. I did?
Awesome.
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105. The honeymoon suite?
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106. Oh, it's got a beautiful view of
downtown and the pier.
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107. Why wouldn't I stay there?
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108. No, I cancelled the card.
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109. You're living here from now on,
okay?
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110. But Dewey and Vanesa, I checked
them with the concierge.
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111. Well I guess they gonna have to
get a ride back here with the
limo driver then aren't they.
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112. Alright, let me get Manaka on
the horn.
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113. No, no horn.
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114. You 'bout to start raking yards
for the rest of your life
mister.
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115. You know and I know that I got a
monster in that closet
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116. hiding in the sand, waiting till
night time,
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117. so he can eat and kill me.
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118. Yes, I capture thermal images of
his where abouts last night.
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119. Don't listen to him.
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120. Yeah, don't listen to me.
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121. Don't even listen to this
recording I made.
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122. What are they saing?
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123. Alright, this is the rough
translation.
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124. A tastey snack...
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125. Of which I desire...
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126. Is the meat man.
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127. Oh no!
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128. Frylock, you're not made of
meat.
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129. I'm not made of meat.
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130. I am!
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131. I'm made of meat!
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132. Well there you go.
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133. Meatwad listen.
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134. We're gonna find this monster.
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135. And we're gonna destroy it.
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136. And then the problem'll be
solved, right?
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137. Well, only I can track.
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138. But that requires you meeting my
enormous fee.
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139. I've studied the monster for
years.
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140. I know his patterns and I know
his weaknesses.
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141. And as you know...
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142. my major was in model
management.
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143. And theatre.
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144. But my minor was in
monstralogoy.
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145. He's got a point.
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146. We'd be foolish not to hire him.
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147. We'd be dicks to hire him.
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148. Roar, yeah roar.
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149. Take off them granny panties and
set aside them cruches,
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150. 'cause the monster's coming to
get ya.
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151. I gotcha!
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152. He Carl.
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153. Hey Fryman.
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154. What you uh—
What are you doing here?
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155. Well, what are you doing over
there?
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156. No, no, no, no, no, what are you
doing in here?
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157. In my private house?
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158. Well- I- I knocked Carl.
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159. No one answered.
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160. That is—
That is correct.
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161. And for a very good reason.
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162. So, what are you doing?
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163. I am checking sports scores.
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164. And you've always got an
erection?
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165. When you check your sports
scores?
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166. That's got to be embarassing,
man.
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167. Naw, I've discovered thourgh the
internet,
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168. you do anything you want as long
as no one sees your face.
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169. Like the wild west over here.
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170. My larger point is,
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171. if you don't like my balls
hanging out, you look away.
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172. Well I kinda need your help,
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173. but you're probably busy—
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174. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'll help ya.
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175. I am a neighbor.
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176. How much money you'll give me?
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177. I don't have a lot of money
Carl,
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178. but what if we had a pizza
party, huh?
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179. Ah, I've been down this road
before.
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180. You got the coupon for the
garlic bread sticks with the
onion dip and sauce?
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181. Yeah, whatever, sure we can do
that.
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182. Alright!
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183. Let me get changed.
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184. No, no, no that's actually
perfect.
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185. God, are you freaking into this
too?
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186. This special ghost light will
pick up the aporition residue
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187. so we can track it.
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188. That's funny, it looks like a
black light,
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189. from that white lion poster.
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190. that you was too embarassed to
hang up.
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191. Well it's not.
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192. Look, aporitation residue, he
was here.
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193. Aparation... residue?
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194. My company finds actual monster
foot prints.
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195. And we carbon date them to the
exact moment that the beast
enters the house.
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196. Well hell yeah, we do that too.
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197. Pictures of the monster, did he
even offer you a photo package?
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198. I don't think so.
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199. We have glossy 8X10's, 11X14's,
wallets, calendars, framed,
unframed
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200. matted, we're here to work
within your budget.
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201. You can't even find the monster.
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202. Shake's offering me dang photos.
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203. No, no, no, not just photos,
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204. I capture him in a decorative
vial so the monster can be
displayed.
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205. How do you plan to do that?
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206. I-I— with this monster bottle.
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207. Ah.
Which will trap him in
plastic,
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208. I'll throw it in for four
payments of $89.99.
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209. What's the point of the chair?
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210. Chair... trap.
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211. Monster sees it,
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212. "hey, I'm gonna take a break
from being scary,
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213. that looks good, I'm gonna sit
down, relax—"
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214. Boom!
"Oh no, I got trapped!"
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215. Diamond cyber shackles, capture
him, for our client.
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216. Meatwad, it's the same chair
you've been looking at for the
past 10 years.
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217. But this time look, it got chain
in there.
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218. No, no, no, no, please back away
from the macanism.
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219. Ahh, just a nickel.
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220. Frylock, he got a cyber diamond
chair trap with a nickel
machism.
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221. You just got some dumb-ass purple
light.
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222. What about a sticker of a might
unicorn.
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223. I don't know man.
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224. I just don't know.
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225. Look, I can tell you're uneasy.
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226. Why don't you take a moment to
think about it.
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227. Take all the time you want.
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228. But just know that my offer is
expiring in.1 seconds.
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229. What is your decision?
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230. Uh, when do I come out?
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231. I'm sweating my balls off here.
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232. The monster!
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233. I'm glad we were able to wrap
that up for you, sir.
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234. We had discussed a credit plan.
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235. Yeah I know but, Frylock killed
him.
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236. Now that's a standard illusion.
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237. The monster altered your mind to
think he was killed.
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238. But in fact he's right behind
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239. No!
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240. He just left.
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241. He is quick.
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242. No, he's dead Shake.
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243. We all saw it.
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244. Meatwad, help me drag the
monster over to Carl's house.
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245. Oh look, he's got a handy.
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246. No, don't touch that.
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247. Oh no!
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248. The monster's ghost!
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249. Everyone stop, just listen.
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250. Do you hear that?
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251. It's the monster's ghost, just
like you said.
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252. He's a bit quiet though.
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253. Yeah, that's 'cause he's shy,
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254. he's not good in social
situations.
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255. He feels akward, but one on one,
he'll open up to you.
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256. Ask him what he wants.
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257. But don't ask him in front of
everyone,
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258. I don't want to make it akward
for him.
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259. What's that?
You're gonna eat his soul?
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260. Ah, don't do that.
Come on he's a nice—
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261. Shake, enough of that crap!
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262. Actually I do hear that.
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263. Oh god, what is that noise?
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264. It's a monster.
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265. Shh-shh-shh!
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266. Finally I've been validated
here.
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267. Shh!
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268. Aww, look it's just your gerbil
Starsky.
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269. Hey Starsky.
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270. Yeah, you want something to eat?
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271. Give me a celery stick,
you scab!
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272. The power of Christ compels you.
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273. The power of Christ compels you!
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274. Your mother cocks sucks in hell.
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275. Come into him, damn you.
come into him.
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276. Come into who now?
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277. Damn it, we're on the ground
floor.
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278. I've never spent a weekend in
the city, this is so exciting
for me.
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279. Look, they have fountains.
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280. Ahhhh!
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281. Finally, we going home now?
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282. Uh-huh, we're sleeping here in
your bed man.
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283. - Room service!
- Ahhh!
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