Aqua Teen Hunger Force 7x3

Directed by

Don Kennedy as Lance (voice) • George Lowe as Cop (voice)

Carl starts raking used condoms onto the Aqua Teens' yard, giving Frylock the idea to make a duck out of them. Meatwad accidentally brings him to life but unfortunately finds him to be a bad role model.

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1. THE MIKE RULER,

2. TOGETHER.

3. Master Shake: SON, I'M AFRAID

4. THAT THIS WILL HURT ME MORE THAN

5. IT HURTS YOU.

6. YEAH, I KNOW.

7. I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE WHAT I

8. DONE... DID.

9. WHAT DID I DONE DO?

10. Master Shake: YOU WERE ABOUT

11. TO DO SOMETHING.

12. I WROTE "MINORITY REPORT."

13. YES, THANK GOODNESS

14. THAT YOU CAUGHT ME IN TIME.

15. Master Shake: YOU'RE TELLING

16. ME.

17. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

18. HANG ON, NOW!

19. PUT ON YOUR PROTECTIVE GOGGLES.

20. Master Shake: GOOD THINKING.

21. WE WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF US TO

22. GET HURT HERE, WOULD WE?

23. AHH, THERE.

24. NOW, I DO NOT EVER WANT TO CATCH

25. YOU ABOUT TO THINK ABOUT DOING

26. THE THING THAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO

27. THINK ABOUT DOING, EVER AGAIN.

28. IS THAT CLEAR?

29. SHAKE, I'M VERY

30. SORRY THAT I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING

31. WHAT YOU SAID I WAS ABOUT TO DO

32. BUT DIDN'T.

33. Meatwad #2: AND I'M SORRY,

34. TOO.

35. WHO SAID THAT?

36. Meatwad #2: YOU SAID IT.

37. I HEARD YOU SAY IT.

38. Meatwad #2: WE BOTH SAID IT.

39. YOU GOT MY TOOTH.

40. HOW AM I GONNA CHEW NEWSPAPER

41. NOW?

42. Meatwad #2: WELL, WE COULD

43. EAT YOGURT.

44. I LIKE ME SOME

45. YOGURT.

46. Meatwad #2: I LIKE ME SOME

47. YOGURT, TOO.

48. 'CAUSE YOGURT GOT

49. FLAVORS.

50. Meatwad #2: NEWSPAPER JUST

51. GOT THE ONE FLAVOR.

52. WE SHOULD'VE ALWAYS

53. BEEN EATING YOGURT.

54. Meatwad #2: YEAH.

55. BUT NEWSPAPER'S FREE.

56. IN THE TRASH CAN.

57. Meatwad #2: HERE, YOU TAKE MY

58. TOOTH.

59. NO, YOU KEEP IT.

60. Meatwad #2: YOU KEEP IT.

61. I TELL YOU WHAT —

62. WE'LL SHARE THE TOOTH.

63. Meatwad #2: LOOK! IT FITS!

64. IT FITS!

65. HEY, SHAKE, I GOT ME

66. A NEW BEST FRIEND!

67. Master Shake: NO!

68. THE HORROR!

69. WHAT'S YOUR NAME,

70. BOY?

71. Meatwad #2: MEATWAD.

72. OF THE NEW JERSEY

73. MEATWADS?

74. AFTER YOU.

75. Meatwad #2: NO, PLEASE.

76. AFTER YOU.

77. YOU GO AHEAD.

78. Meatwad #2: I COULDN'T

79. POSSIBLY. AFTER YOU.

80. NO, NO, NO, NO, I

81. INSIST — AFTER YOU.

82. Master Shake: SHUT UP, BOTH

83. OF YOU.

84. Meatwad #2: NO, PLEASE.

85. YOUR HANDS ARE FULL.

86. YOU GO AHEAD.

87. I AIN'T GOT HANDS.

88. Meatwad #2: BUT I JUST RATHER

89. THAT YOU GO FIRST.

90. WHY DON'T YOU JUST

91. GO AHEAD ANYWAYS?

92. Meatwad #2: NO, I COULDN'T.

93. Master Shake: SHUT UP, SHUT

94. UP, SHUT UP!

95. Meatwad #2: YOU LEAD THE WAY.

96. NO, YOU LEAD THE

97. WAY.

98. Master Shake: HOW WAS I

99. SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS GONNA DO

100. THAT?

101. HE'S LIKE A DAMN

102. WORM, MAN.

103. HE'S GOT NO BRAIN.

104. YOU CUT HIM UP, AND HE'LL

105. MULTIPLY.

106. Master Shake: WAIT A MINUTE.

107. DO YOU MEAN LIKE IN "TREMORS"?

108. YEAH, SURE.

109. EXACTLY, LIKE "TREMORS."

110. Master Shake: GET OFF THE

111. GROUND!

112. HE FEELS THE VIBRATIONS!

113. YOU CAN FLOAT!

114. GO GET ME FOOD!

115. Meatwad #2: LET ME FOLLOW

116. YOU.

117. NO, I'LL FOLLOW YOU.

118. Meatwad #2: I WOULD RATHER

119. YOU LEAD THE WAY.

120. WE COULD TRY TO GO

121. IN TOGETHER.

122. HAND IN HAND.

123. Meatwad #2: THAT SOUNDS LIKE

124. A GOOD IDEA.

125. WE DON'T FIT.

126. WE COULD DO IT HAND

127. IN HAND SIDEWAYS.

128. Meatwad #2: BUT THAT WOULD

129. MEAN ONE OF US WOULD HAVE TO GO

130. FIRST.

131. AND I WOULDN'T BE COMFORTABLE

132. WITH THAT.

133. NO, ME NEITHER.

134. I WOULD BE COMFORTABLE WITH YOU

135. GOING FIRST.

136. Meatwad #2: WHY DON'T YOU GO

137. FIRST?

138. NO, ONLY AFTER YOU.

139. Meatwad #2: BUT THAT WOULDN'T

140. BE RIGHT 'CAUSE YOU'RE MORE

141. IMPORTANT.

142. LISTEN TO YOU.

143. YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT.

144. Meatwad #2: I'M NOT MORE

145. IMPORTANT THAN YOU.

146. YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME.

147. THAT'S SWEET OF YOU

148. TO SAY, BUT YOU'RE THE MORE

149. IMPORTANT ONE.

150. Meatwad #2: YOU'RE THE MOST

151. IMPORTANT.

152. WELL, YOU'RE MOSTEST

153. IMPORTANT THAN ME.

154. OKAY, HOW ABOUT

155. THIS — WHY DON'T YOU TWO FLIP A

156. COIN?

157. WHOEVER WINS CAN HOLD THE DOOR.

158. WELL, GO AHEAD.

159. CALL IT IN THE AIR.

160. Meatwad #2: I'D RATHER YOU

161. CALL IT IN THE AIR.

162. I DON'T WANT TO CALL

163. IT IN THE AIR.

164. THAT'S TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.

165. Meatwad #2: WELL, I DON'T

166. WANT TO CALL IT IN THE AIR.

167. BUT IF WE CALL IT IN

168. THE AIR, THEN THAT MEANS SOMEONE

169. WOULD WIN.

170. AND I WANT YOU TO WIN.

171. Meatwad #2: BUT I WANT YOU TO

172. WIN.

173. Master Shake: GET THE

174. IN HERE!

175. YOU'RE WASTING ALL THE HEAT!

176. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A COIN,

177. IDIOTS!

178. OKAY. HOW ABOUT

179. THIS?

180. WHY DON'T YOU HOLD THE DOOR FOR

181. HIM?

182. BUT THE DOOR'S

183. ALREADY OPEN.

184. Meatwad #2: AND IT'S INSIDE.

185. WELL, I'LL HOLD IT

186. OPEN FOR YOU.

187. Meatwad #2: NO, PLEASE, ALLOW

188. ME.

189. WE'LL HOLD IT

190. TOGETHER.

191. TOGETHER.

192. Meatwad #2: TOGETHER.

193. LET'S SAY IT —

194. LET'S SAY "TOGETHER" TOGETHER.

195. ON THREE.

196. 1, 2, 3.

197. TOGETHER.

198. Meatwad #2: TOGETHER.

199. WE MISSED AGAIN.

200. LET'S DO IT AGAIN.

201. 1, 2, 3.

202. Meatwad #2: TOGETHER.

203. TOGETHER.

204. LET'S TRY IT ONE MORE TIME.

205. JUST SHUT THE DAMN

206. DOOR!

207. Master Shake: I WILL SHUT IT!

208. AND SEAL THIS EMBARRASSMENT FROM

209. MY PUBLIC!

210. WE'VE BEEN TRICKED

211. INTO ENTERING THE DOOR!

212. Meatwad #2: I'M SORRY I

213. DRAGGED YOU INTO THIS MESS.

214. NO, I'M THE SORRY

215. ONE.

216. Meatwad #2: NO, NO, NO.

217. I'M THE SORRY ONE.

218. DON'T BEAT YOURSELF

219. UP OVER THIS.

220. I'M THE SORRY ONE.

221. Master Shake: YOU'RE BOTH

222. ABOUT TO BE VERY SORRY THAT YOU

223. ENTERED THIS HORRID WORLD!

224. AND THAT'S CALLED TAKING CARE OF

225. BUSINESS.

226. Meatwad #3: MAMA? DADDY?

227. HEY, GOOD BUDDY.

228. NICE TO MEET YOU!

229. I'M MEATWAD!

230. Meatwad #2: SO AM I!

231. Meatwad #3: I AM, TOO!

232. Master Shake: YOU GOT TO BE

233. KIDDING ME!

234. Meatwad #2: WE'RE ALL

235. MEATWAD!

236. Meatwad #3: LET'S HAVE A

237. TEARFUL REUNION.

238. GROUP HUG,

239. EVERYBODY!

240. Meatwad #2: HEY, I GOT AN

241. IDEA!

242. YOU WANT TO PLAY

243. CANDY LAND?

244. Meatwad #2: YOU TOOK THE

245. WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY BRAIN!

246. Meatwad #3: LET'S PLAY

247. CANDY LAND!

248. CANDY LAND!

249. Meatwad #2: HOW ABOUT YOU,

250. SHAKE?

251. Meatwad #3: WOULD YOU LIKE TO

252. PLAY CANDY LAND?

253. Master Shake: NO, I WOULD

254. NOT.

255. BUT I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT I DO

256. WANT TO PLAY.

257. I DECLARE THESE OLYMPIC GAMES

258. OPEN!

259. I SEE YOU, AND I'LL

260. RAISE YOU 10.

261. OH, MY GOD.

262. THEY'VE OCTOCULATED!

263. LOOK, FRYLOCK.

264. CARL'S SHOWING US HOW TO PLAY

265. TEXAS HOLD 'EM.

266. Meatwad #2: LIKE THEY REALLY

267. DO IN A.C.

268. Meatwad #3: HE'S REAL GOOD AT

269. IT.

270. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU

271. PLAY THAT.

272. THOSE ARE FLASH CARDS.

273. EH, NO, NO, NO, NO!

274. THEY'RE WILD CARDS.

275. THIS IS A DIFFERENT GAME.

276. WE PLAY THIS A.C. BEATS STYLE.

277. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A $5 BLIND,

278. $10 ANTE.

279. JACKS TO OPEN, TRIPS TO WIN.

280. WHO'S IN?

281. LET ME SEE YOUR MONEY,

282. GENTLEMEN.

283. I'M IN.

284. Meatwad #4: I'M IN.

285. Meatwad #5: I'M IN.

286. Meatwad #6: I'M IN.

287. Meatwad #7: I'M IN.

288. AND I AM IN, AS WELL.

289. AND I WILL RAISE YOU ANOTHER $5.

290. Meatwad #4: I'M OUT.

291. Meatwad #5: I'M OUT.

292. Meatwad #6: TOO RICH FOR MY

293. BLOOD.

294. Meatwad #7: AND I AIN'T GOT

295. NO DAMN MONEY.

296. HEY, 7, WHEN YOU AIN'T

297. GOT NO DAMN MONEY, THAT'S WHEN

298. YOU LEAVE THE TABLE.

299. Meatwad #7: BUT I LIKE TO

300. WATCH.

301. YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T

302. BRING NO PIT BOSS OVER HERE.

303. THAT STUFF WOULDN'T FLY AT

304. THE TAJ.

305. ALL RIGHT, CARL.

306. CHECK IT OUT.

307. TRIANGLE. BUG.

308. FIRE TRUCK.

309. TWO PAIR.

310. YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?

311. NOT BAD WITH ONLY THREE

312. CARDS.

313. I ATE TWO OF THEM.

314. BUT, UH, THAT CERTAINLY

315. DON'T BEAT TWO GOATS, A CIRCLE,

316. A STAR, AND THE LETTER "J."

317. FULL HOUSE AND A PAIR.

318. READ 'EM AND WEEP, GENTLEMEN!

319. I'M GONNA CASH OUT NOW.

320. Meatwad #3: THAT'S IT, CARL.

321. THANKS FOR TEACHING

322. US HOW TO PLAY TEXAS HOLD 'EM

323. POKER.

324. THESE BILLS FEEL, UH,

325. SMALL.

326. AND YELLOW.

327. AND THIS IS A DEAD SQUIRREL.

328. MAYBE THEM BILLS

329. SHRUNK.

330. Meatwad #8: BUT PROBABLY THEY

331. JUST COME FROM A BOARD GAME.

332. FORECLOSURE!

333. WHAT THE —

334. I KNEW A CHICKEN WAS NEVER

335. PRESIDENT!

336. YOU OWE ME $1,200, OR I'M GONNA

337. SEND MY COUSIN OVER HERE TO

338. BREAK YOUR HANDS.

339. YOU GOT 48 HOURS.

340. BYE, CARL!

341. THANKS FOR THE

342. LESSON.

343. PICK YOUR NOSE CLEAN

344. WHILE YOU GOT THE CHANCE, 'CAUSE

345. YOU'LL BE DIGGIN' FOR GOLD WITH

346. FINGER SPLINTS AFTER TUESDAY!

347. Meatwad #15: NICE TO MEET

348. YOU.

349. I'M MEATWAD.

350. Meatwad #16: SO AM I.

351. Master Shake: FRYLOCK, YOU

352. GOT TO STOP THEM.

353. JUST CHILL OUT.

354. THEY AIN'T BOTHERING YOU.

355. Master Shake: THEY KEEP

356. MULTIPLYING!

357. THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU

358. KEEP CHOPPING THEM UP INTO BITS,

359. SHAKE.

360. Meatwad #17: NICE TO MEET

361. YOU.

362. I'M MEATWAD.

363. Meatwad #18: SO AM I.

364. HAVE YOU TRIED NOT

365. DOING THAT?

366. Master Shake: THAT'S NO FUN.

367. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO

368. TELL YOU, MAN.

369. YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

370. EVERY TIME YOU CHOP THEM UP OR

371. SAW THEM, THEY'RE GONNA

372. MULTIPLY.

373. EVERY TIME.

374. Master Shake: BUT I WANT

375. THEM DEAD.

376. NO, NO, I KNOW.

377. I KNOW.

378. Master Shake: THAT'S YOUR

379. ANSWER, SCIENCE MAN?

380. FETCH ME THE AX!

381. HERE YOU GO.

382. I SHARPENED IT FOR YOU.

383. Master Shake: HA HA HA HA!

384. GOOD!

385. THE MEAT HATH DULLED MY BLADE.

386. HEY, CAN I GRAB YOU FOR A

387. SECOND?

388. SURE. WHAT'S UP?

389. WHA'S U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-P?

390. I'M SORRY.

391. IS THAT OUT NOW?

392. Master Shake: THEY'RE MEETING

393. ON HOW TO FORM THEIR OWN STUPID

394. GOVERNMENT.

395. THE FLOOR RECOGNIZES

396. MEATWAD.

397. Master Shake: BUT HERE'S THE

398. FUN PART — THEY'RE STILL TRYING

399. TO DECIDE ON WHO SHOULD BRING

400. THE JUICE BOXES.

401. I'D HATE FOR YOU TO

402. GO THROUGH THAT MUCH TROUBLE,

403. 'CAUSE I CAN BRING JUICE BOXES.

404. Master Shake: 75 MINUTES OF

405. THIS.

406. Meatwad #3: JUICE BOXES ARE

407. EXPENSIVE.

408. LET ME BRING THE JUICE BOXES.

409. Master Shake: THIS IS SO

410. RETARDED!

411. WE ARE NOT ESTABLISHING A

412. DEMOCRACY IN THIS HOUSE!

413. THIS IS A DICTATORSHIP!

414. AND I RULE WITH AN IRON DICK!

415. LET'S CALL THE

416. MATTER TO A VOTE.

417. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WOULD

418. LIKE TO BRING THE JUICE BOXES.

419. AND LET'S COUNT.

420. NO ONE CAN COUNT.

421. WE'RE DEADLOCKED AGAIN.

422. Meatwad #4: I DEMAND A

423. RECOUNT.

424. AS I SAID, NO ONE

425. COUNTED RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

426. Meatwad #5: WELL, I DON'T

427. KNOW HOW TO COUNT RIGHT THE

428. FIRST TIME.

429. Meatwad #6: HOW DO YOU COUNT?

430. Meatwad #5: I DON'T KNOW.

431. LET'S CALL CARL.

432. WHO WANTS TO VOTE ON

433. WHO TO GO OVER TO CARL'S HOUSE

434. AND GET CARL?

435. OKAY, WE'RE DEADLOCKED AGAIN.

436. Master Shake: FRYLOCK, I'M

437. ON MY LAST LEG.

438. YOU NEED TO HELP ME MUSH ALL

439. THIS TOGETHER AND SET FIRE TO

440. IT.

441. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

442. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

443. HEY, GANG!

444. LET'S ALL SING A SONG.

445. Meatwad #8: OKAY!

446. Meatwad #9: OKEYDOKEY!

447. ♪ 3 MILLION BOTTLES

448. ♪ 3 MILLION BOTTLES

449. YEAH!

450. ♪ TAKE ONE DOWN,

451. SEE YOU, DUDE.

452. Master Shake: WAIT!

453. WAIT! DON'T GO!

454. YOU KNOW WHAT?

455. I'M LEAVING, TOO!

456. OKAY, THAT WAS A BLUFF!

457. BUT DON'T GO!

458. Meatwad #4: WAIT, I GOT MIXED

459. UP.

460. START OVER.

461. Master Shake: NOOOOOO!

462. ♪ 3 MILLION BOTTLES

463. ♪ 7 MORE BOTTLES

464. FRYLOCK, YOU'RE

465. BACK!

466. NO, NO, KEEP GOING.

467. DON'T STOP BECAUSE YOU SEE ME.

468. OKAY.

469. Master Shake: IS SOMEONE

470. THERE?

471. IS THAT SHAKE?

472. Master Shake: SPEAK UP,

473. PLEASE.

474. IT'S ME — FRYLOCK!

475. Master Shake: YOU LEFT US.

476. YEAH, MAN, I GOT TO

477. THINKING HOW TRAPPED I HAD BEEN

478. ALL THOSE YEARS, YOU KNOW?

479. SO I WROTE A BOOK ON THE

480. DANGERS OF CO-DEPENDENCY, AND IT

481. WAS A BEST-SELLER.

482. I TURNED IT INTO A LUCRATIVE

483. FRANCHISE OF SIX MOVIES, A TV

484. SHOW, AND A SERIES OF SELF-HELP

485. DISKS.

486. I MARRIED CHERYL TIEGS, DIVORCED

487. HER, AND MARRIED HER UNDERAGED

488. GRANDDAUGHTER, AND WE LIVE VERY

489. HAPPILY ON A SMALL ISLAND SOUTH

490. OF FRANCE WITH THE NEW YORK

491. FOOTBALL GIANTS, WHO I PURCHASED

492. TWO YEARS AGO WITH ALL THE

493. PROCEEDS FROM MY WILDLY

494. SUCCESSFUL LIFE.

495. Master Shake: WELL, SEEMS

496. LIKE YOU WASTED A LOT OF TIME.

497. LOOK, SHAKE.

498. I BROUGHT YOU THIS.

499. Master Shake: WHAT IS IT?

500. I CAN'T READ SINCE I PUNCTURED

501. MY EYES WITH THOSE LITTLE OYSTER

502. FORKS YOU GOT FOR CHRISTMAS.

503. IT'S A BUG BOMB.

504. I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP WITH

505. ALL THE SINGING.

506. Master Shake: NO, I ALREADY

507. TOOK CARE OF THAT.

508. I SLICED MY EARS OFF.

509. OH, OKAY.

510. WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER, THEN!

511. Master Shake: DROP BY ANY

512. TIME.

513. I PROBABLY WON'T.

514. Master Shake: WHAT?

515. I SAID I PROBABLY

516. WON'T!

517. Master Shake: ONE MORE TIME.

518. NEVER MIND.

519. Master Shake: ARE YOU THERE?

520. ASSHOLE!

521. ♪ ZERO BOTTLES OF

522. 'CAUSE... THERE AIN'T NO MORE

523. BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL

524. AND YOU GOT TO CALL THE STORE

525. AND ORDER MORE BOTTLES OF BEER

526. DANG. THAT WAS FUN!

527. Meatwad #3: YEAH, THAT WAS

528. FUN!

529. Meatwad #4: WELL, NOW WHAT DO

530. WE DO?

531. I SUPPOSE WE CAN SIT

532. HERE AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

533. OR WE COULD SING THAT SONG ONE

534. MORE COTTON-PICKING TIME.

535. Meatwad #2: YEAH, WE COULD!

536. Meatwad #5: YEAH, LET'S SING

537. IT AGAIN!

538. ♪ 3 MILLION BOTTLES

539. Master Shake: * DANCING IS