1. [ CLATTERING, SHAKE YELLING ]
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2. HUH?
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3. HUH? WHAT?
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4. C'MON, GET OUTTA THERE!
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5. GET OUTTA THERE! GO!
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6. Shake's voice: IT'S A NEW
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7. WORLD RECORD!
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8. ONE MILLION POINTS!
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9. OH, NO. UP THAT RIM!
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10. I'M DOING THIS AS HARD
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11. AS I CAN.
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12. OOH! I DID THAT!
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13. I JUST DID IT.
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14. I SHOULD NOT WALK
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15. SO A CHILD MAY LIVE!
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16. AND THAT MULTI-BALL!
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17. WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
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18. WHEN DID YOU GET THIS?
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19. I HAD IT MADE.
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20. THE FAMILY GUY HAS ONE,
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21. SO WHY NOT ME?
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22. BASED ON MY INCREDIBLE
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23. ADVENTURES.
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24. 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
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25. ANY INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES.
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26. I AM A MODERN DAY TOM SAWYER.
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27. LOOK, IT HAS 18 FLIPPERS,
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28. EACH WITH A BUTTON.
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29. THE FOOT PEDALS CONTROL
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30. THE ANGLE OF THE BOARD.
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31. THE BALL, SHAPED LIKE THE OVUM
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32. OF A FLIGHTLESS BIRD.
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33. A FOUNTAIN IN THE MIDDLE
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34. TO COMMEMORATE THAT TIME
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35. WHEN I STOLE ALL THEM PENNIES.
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36. AND MY FAVORITE FEATURE —
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37. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TILT.
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38. WATCH THIS.
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39. IT DOESN'T TILT!
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40. IT DOESN'T WORK NOW, EITHER.
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41. YOU HAVE TILTED, JERK!
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42. NO! MY BABY!
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43. YEAH. GOODNIGHT.
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44. YOU BASTARD!
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45. YOU BROUGHT THIS ON US!
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46. LITTLE STICKY ON THE 7th
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47. FLIPPER.
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48. THIS IS WORKING ALL RIGHT.
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49. OH, THAT'S WEIRD.
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50. IT'S PLAYING SLOW.
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51. OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
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52. THERE'S NO BALL IN IT.
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53. IT'S A EGGBALL!
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54. IT'S A EGG FROM THIS FLIGHTLESS
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55. BIRD I MET.
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56. MMM, THESE IS SOME GOOD
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57. EGGS.
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58. THEY HARD, THOUGH.
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59. MY MULTI-BALL!
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60. I'M WHIPPING UP A DENVER
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61. MULTI-BALL, IF YOU WANT ONE.
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62. DON'T YOU WORRY.
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63. I ALWAYS HAVE AN EXTRA.
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64. THERE YOU GO.
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65. HOW ABOUT THAT?
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66. NO! IT'S A EGGBALL!
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67. IT CAME OUTTA THE ASS OF THIS
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68. FLIGHTLESS BIRD I MET
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69. AND YOU DON'T KNOW 'EM!
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70. OH, I DON'T HAVE ONE
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71. OF THOSE.
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72. YOU MUST!
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73. THIS IS BASED ON MY WONDERFUL
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74. ADVENTURES.
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75. UH, LET ME HAVE A LOOK
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76. IN THE TRUCK.
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77. OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER IDEA.
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78. I SUGGEST WE GO FIND ONE
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79. OF THEM BIRDS YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT,
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80. AND RAISE IT, AND NURTURE IT
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81. AND FEED IT GRAINS AND
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82. HAMBURGER, AND HAVE IT LAY YOU
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83. SOME OF THEM BALLS FOR YOUR
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84. GAME.
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85. THAT'S YOUR SUGGESTION.
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86. YEAH, THAT'S IT.
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87. WELL, IT'S A DAMNED GOOD ONE.
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88. TONIGHT, YOU MAY SPANK YOURSELF.
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89. FRYLOCK.
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90. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KINDA BIRD
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91. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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92. YOU KNOW, IT'S A RARE ONE.
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93. WITH THE FEET THAT ARE COLORED.
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94. YOU KNOW, COME ON!
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95. JUST GET ON IT.
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96. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT —
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97. DAMN IT! IT'S MY VISION!
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98. MAKE IT SO!
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99. ARE YOU ASKING ME TO DO
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100. SOMETHING?
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101. IS THIS A COMMAND?
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102. NEVER MIND!
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103. YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN?
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104. THEN FOLLOW ME!
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105. WELL, THIS IS MOST
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106. LIKELY WHERE I FOUND HIM.
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107. WHERE THE HELL ARE WE, SHAKE?
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108. I DON'T KNOW!
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109. THIS IS UNCHARTED.
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110. YOU THINK DONALD TRUMP KNOWS
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111. WHERE ALL HIS STUFF IS?
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112. NO!
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113. AND THAT GUY'S ON TELEVISION.
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114. LOOK, Y'ALL.
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115. LOOK AT THIS MAP.
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116. AND NOW LOOK AT THIS GUY.
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117. AND THEN, LOOK AT THAT
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118. OVER THERE.
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119. AND NOW LOOK AT MY FINGER.
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120. I GOT ME A BOOGER ON IT.
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121. UNRELATED.
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122. BUT I DO LIKE BOOGERS.
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123. SHH, SHH! SHH, SHH!
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124. THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS.
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125. I'M GON' GET ME A TAN.
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126. NO, MEATWAD.
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127. NOT WITHOUT A 45 SPF, YOU DON'T.
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128. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE
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129. ULTRAVIOLET RAYS THAT THEY CALL
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130. IT DEATH ISLAND.
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131. OR IT COULD BE ALL THEM
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132. SKELETONS.
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133. THAT TOO.
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134. HEY, HERE'S SOME SUNBLOCK!
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135. RIGHT HERE IN THE OLD VENDING
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136. MACHINE.
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137. OH, HANG ON.
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138. I THINK I GOT 55 CENTS.
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139. NO, NO, NO.
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140. LET 'EM GET THIS.
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141. ALL RIGHT.
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142. THE TRAIL MIX, STICKY ROLLS,
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143. AND DR. FUDGE-BE-GONE ARE
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144. ALL MINE.
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145. LET ME HAVE THAT DR. FUDGE—
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146. NO! PULL A FISH FROM THE
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147. OCEAN AND SKIN IT WITH YOUR
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148. TOOTH.
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149. YOU AIN'T EVEN EATING
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150. THAT SMACKER BAR!
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151. I'M GONNA SAVE THIS FOR
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152. MYSELF FOR LATER.
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153. SHAKE, IS THIS THAT BIRD
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154. YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?
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155. NAH.
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156. WELL, LOOK A THERE.
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157. HE JUST FARTED OUT A BUNCH
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158. OF PINBALL EGGS.
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159. YEAH, MEATWAD'S RIGHT, MAN.
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160. THEY ARE PINBALLS.
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161. NO, NO, NO.
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162. MINE ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
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163. THESE WILL NOT WORK.
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164. OH, COME ON, SHAKE, LOOK.
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165. THE THING'S LAYING PINBALL EGGS.
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166. SLAY HIM FOR FOOD!
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167. COME ON, EVERYBODY!
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168. I AM BORED.
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169. LET'S GO BACK HOME.
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170. WE PARACHUTED HERE.
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171. YEAH, I KNOW.
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172. BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAPER.
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173. THE TICKETS SAID ONE WAY.
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174. ROUND TRIP WAS INSANE!
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175. YOU WANNA PAY THOSE PRICES?
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176. BE MY GUEST.
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177. HAD WE RENTED THE BOAT
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178. LIKE I WANTED, WE COULD GET BACK
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179. IN THE BOAT AND GO HOME.
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180. WELL, WE DIDN'T DO THAT,
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181. DID WE?
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182. BECAUSE SOMEONE DIDN'T ASSERT
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183. THEMSELVES ENOUGH.
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184. I KEEP TELLING YOU TO READ
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185. MY BOOK.
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186. "MASTER YOUR FINANCES
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187. AND SHAKE IT UP."
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188. CHAPTER ONE — MAKE EVERY
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189. PROBLEM YOUR SLAVE.
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190. SERIOUSLY, DID YOU EVEN
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191. PICK IT UP?
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192. YEAH, WE GOT A GARAGE
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193. FULL OF THEM.
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194. THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY DIDN'T
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195. SELL 'CAUSE...
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196. HEY, Y'ALL.
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197. YOU SHUT THE WEBSITE DOWN!
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198. WE COULD TAKE THESE JET SKIS
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199. OVER HERE.
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200. SHUT UP, MEATWAD! I'M
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201. DISCUSSING MY BOOK OVER HERE.
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202. ALL RIGHT, SHAKE, YOU WIN.
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203. HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS PROBLEM
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204. YOUR SLAVE?
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205. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU.
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206. "RULE ONE —
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207. ASSESS THE SITUATION."
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208. WE ARE.
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209. Y'ALL SEE THESE JET SKIS?
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210. "RULE TWO —
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211. APPLY BLAME."
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212. YOU, FRYLOCK. YOU'RE THE ONE.
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213. WHAT ABOUT THESE JET SKIS?
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214. "RULE THREE —
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215. DON'T LET THE BLAMEE HEAR
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216. ABOUT YOU BLAMING THEM."
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217. HEY, MEATWAD, FRYLOCK REALLY
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218. JOBBED US ON THIS, DIDN'T HE?
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219. YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY
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220. THAT WITH HIM STANDING RIGHT
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221. THERE.
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222. YOU SEE THESE JET SKIS —
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223. "RULE FOUR —
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224. MAKE A SUGGESTION,
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225. BUT DON'T OWN UP TO IT
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226. IN CASE IT SUCKS."
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227. HEY, GUYS, WHAT IF WE MAKE
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228. A BOAT OUT OF SAND?
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229. BUT IT'S A GLASS-BOTTOM BOAT.
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230. THEN WE COULD HOST TOURS
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231. FOR THIS ROASTED BIRD
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232. AND GET MONEY TO BUY
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233. A PLANE TICKET OUTTA HERE
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234. FROM AN AIRPORT THAT DOES
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235. NOT EXIST.
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236. THAT IDEA SUCKS.
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237. YEAH, I KNOW.
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238. WHO'S IDEA WAS THAT, MEATWAD?
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239. TWO JET SKIS RIGHT OVER
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240. HERE.
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241. WHICH LEADS ME TO RULE FOUR.
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242. "TAKE WELL-DESERVED NAP."
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243. GOOD NIGHT. GOOD LUCK.
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244. THE END.
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245. SO WE DOING THE JET SKIS —
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246. DO YOU LIKE TO HEAR YOUR OWN
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247. VOICE?
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248. 'CAUSE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
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249. YOU WRITE A BOOK, AND TELL ME
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250. IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU TIRED!
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251. SHH, SHH!
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252. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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253. GO TO BED!
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254. THANK GOODNESS I FOUND
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255. THESE JET SKIS, RIGHT?
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256. OH, DEFINITELY MAN.
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257. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEM
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258. CRAZY SOUNDS WAS?
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259. YOU KNOW, NORMALLY I'D BE
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260. CURIOUS, BUT I'M NOT.
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261. AIN'T YOU JUST A LITTLE
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262. WORRIED ABOUT SHAKE?
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263. NOPE.
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264. ME NEITHER.
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265. HERE, HELP ME GRAB HIS STUFF
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266. AND TAKE IT TO THE CURB.
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267. YOU NEED TO BEND WITH YOUR
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268. LEGS.
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269. CLASSIC RULE FIVE.
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270. IGNORE EXISTENCE OF DILEMMA,
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271. AND IT SHALL GO AWAY.
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272. WAIT A MINUTE.
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273. YOU BOUGHT MY BOOK?
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274. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE WELL
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275. ON YOUR WAY TO LIVING A HEALTHY
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276. LIFE AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS.
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277. YEAH, BAWK BAWK BAWK!
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278. I DON'T UNDERSTAND STUPID
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279. CHICKEN TALK.
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280. NOW UNTIE ME IMMEDIATELY SO
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281. I CAN AUTOGRAPH THAT DAMN BOOK
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282. FOR YOUR STUPID NEPHEW.
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283. WHAT'S HIS NAME, SAMMY?
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284. WAIT A MINUTE.
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285. OW OW OW! OW OW OW!
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286. OW OW OW OW!
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287. OW OW OW!
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288. OW OW OW OW!
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289. OW OW OW!
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290. OW OW! OW OW OW OW!
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291. OW OW OW! OW OW OW!
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292. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
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293. WHAT YOU ARE SAYING TO ME!
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294. WHAT? WHAT'S THAT AGAIN!
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295. SPEAK ENGLISH!
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296. WHY IS THAT NOT A LAW EVERY
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297. WHERE?
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298. HE SPEAKS ONLY IN TURKEY
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299. CLUCKS.
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300. HE'S AN IDIOT.
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301. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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302. HE'S SAYING OUR GOD RUDY
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303. IS ANGRY.
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304. RUDY?
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305. WHO THE HELL IS RUDY?
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306. HE'S SAYING RUN!
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307. ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT,
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308. YOU BIG GAY BABY!
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309. ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT,
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310. YOU BIG GAY BABY?
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311. GOOD IDEA, LYLE,
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312. LET'S SET UP A WEB CAM
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313. SO EVERYBODY CAN WATCH A GIANT
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314. GAY BABY BLOW UP ANOTHER TOURIST
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315. WITH HIS LASERS.
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316. WE DON'T KNOW HE'S GAY.
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317. ISN'T THAT WHAT HE CALLED
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318. HIM?
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319. I MEAN, HE CALLED HIM THAT,
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320. THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S GAY.
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321. HE CALLED HIM GAY.
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322. I JUST THINK WE SHOULD CHANGE
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323. THE NAME. I MEAN, DEATH ISLAND
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324. IS NOT AN INVITING NAME.
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325. WELL, FANTASY ISLAND
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326. IS TAKEN!
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327. LIFE ISLAND WOULD BE BETTER.
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328. I MEAN, IT'S NOT GREAT, BUT IT'S
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329. WAY BETTER THAN DEATH ISLAND.
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330. SOMEONE HAS TO DESTROY
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331. THAT BABY.
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332. AND HE'S PROBABLY GAY.
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333. BUT WE TRIED TO DESTROY RUDY
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334. FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
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335. WE WERE HOPING HE WOULD GROW
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336. AND MATURE AND LEARN NOT
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337. TO DESTROY TOURISTS.
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338. BUT HE DOESN'T LEARN!
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339. WELL, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
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340. TO TELL YOU.
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341. THE BENADRYL MISSILES DIDN'T
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342. WORK AND THE NITROGLYCERINE
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343. RATTLE WENT NOWHERE.
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344. HE LOVES IT, THOUGH.
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345. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM WITH IT?
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346. YES, FREDERICK.
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347. HE GETS BIGGER BY THE MILLENIUM.
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348. HMM.
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349. I'M JUST THROWING STUFF AT THE
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350. WALL RIGHT NOW, BUT LET'S BUILD
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351. A GIANT DAYCARE CENTER
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352. AND PUT HIM IN IT.
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353. WHAT THE?
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354. THE ISLAND IS GONE!
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355. THAT'S A STUPID IDEA, LYLE.
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356. OH, I DIDN'T COME UP WITH IT,
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357. I'M JUST THINKING OUT LOUD.
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358. GIMME THAT BOOK!
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359. OKAY, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA
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360. DO, WE'LL ALL TAKE NAPS
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361. AND HOPE THIS GOES AWAY.
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362. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE HIM
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363. TESTED.
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364. DEVELOPMENTALLY HE'S NOT QUITE
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365. WITH THE OTHER GAY BABIES.
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366. I'M NOT HAVING DOCTOR'S
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367. POKING AROUND IN MY GAY BABY.
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