Aqua Teen Hunger Force 7x12

Directed by

Tom Savini as Cop (voice) • Robert Smigel as One Hundred (voice) • George Lowe as Cop (voice) • Nick Weidenfeld as Television Executive (voice) • Amber Nash as Tabitha (voice)

The 100th episode. Plot revolves around a parody of the Mayan '2012' prophecy and the '23' Enigma. Dana Snyder breaks character to get syndication money. The second half is a parody of the old Scooby Doo cartoon.

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1. THE MIKE RULER,

2. 100, 100, 100.

3. 10 TIMES 10 EQUALS 100.

4. THERE ARE 100 CENTS IN A DOLLAR.

5. A FOOTBALL FIELD IS 100 YARDS.

6. THERE ARE 100 SENATORS IN

7. CONGRESS.

8. THE SUM OF THE FIRST NINE PRIME

9. NUMBERS IS 100.

10. THE BOILING TEMPERATURE OF WATER

11. IS 100.

12. ABRAHAM WAS 100 YEARS OLD WHEN

13. HIS SON ISAAC WAS BORN...

14. THE NUMBER OF TILES IN A

15. STANDARD SCRABBLE SET IS 100.

16. THE TEMPERATURE OF THE HUMAN

17. BODY IS 98.6 DEGREES, WHICH IS

18. CLOSE TO 100.

19. 9 PLUS 8 MINUS 6 IS 11, WHICH IS

20. 89 AWAY FROM 100.

21. NOW, ALL RIGHT.

22. SEE, NOW YOU'RE JUST PULLING

23. THAT OUT OF YOUR ASS.

24. THAT IS AN ASS-PULL, MY FRIEND.

25. WHAT ABOUT

26. "ONE HUNDRED MEN AND A GIRL"?

27. SO WHAT?

28. IT'S A 1937 MUSICAL

29. COMEDY FILM STARRING

30. DEANNA DURBIN.

31. SO IS "3 MEN AND A

32. BABY."

33. I DIDN'T LIKE THE

34. MEN IN THAT, BUT I LIKED THE

35. BABY.

36. 100 IS EVERYWHERE,

37. MAN.

38. DON'T YOU SEE IT?

39. YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU

40. DONE WROTE IT ALL OVER THE WALLS

41. WITH A CRAYON, MAN.

42. AND I DO ONE LITTLE

43. COTTON-PICKIN' RAINBOW, AND I

44. GET MY HEINIE SPANKED.

45. OH, LUNCH IS READY.

46. SAUSAGE AND TWO BAGELS.

47. LOOK, SEE?

48. LOOK AT THE PLATE.

49. I DON'T KNOW WHAT

50. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

51. TURN IT OFF!

52. TURN IT OFF NOW!

53. COME ON.

54. IT'S A COINCIDENCE.

55. THE NUMBER 100 IS A

56. NUMBER THE MAYANS INVENTED.

57. THE KING, HUNDRA, HAD A HUNDRED

58. TOES.

59. HE PREDICTED THAT WHEN THERE WAS

60. NO MORE ROOM IN NUMBER HELL,

61. THAT NUMBERS WOULD ROAM THE

62. EARTH.

63. THE HUNDREDTH EPISODE,

64. "AQUA TEEN."

65. "HUNDREDTH EPISODE,

66. 'AQUA TEEN'"?

67. WHAT'S THAT?

68. HUNDRED EPISODES.

69. THAT'S THE MAGIC NUMBER FOR

70. SYNDICATION CASH.

71. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

72. ABOUT, SHAKE?

73. YOU DON'T READ THE

74. TRADES?

75. I DON'T KNOW WHAT

76. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT

77. SOMEHOW I THINK IT RELATES TO

78. US.

79. UH, YEAH, YOU KNOW

80. WHAT?

81. I DOUBT IT.

82. IN FACT, IT'S PROBABLY SOME

83. OTHER AQUA TEENS ENTIRELY.

84. IT'S A COMMON NAME.

85. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I GOTTA GO.

86. YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS EPISODE 3,

87. WHICH MEANS I'VE BEEN DOING

88. EPISODE 3 FOR EIGHT FREAKIN'

89. YEARS!

90. ACTORS JUST GET, UH, SO

91. IMMERSED IN THEIR CHARACTERS

92. THAT THEY LOSE TRACK OF TIME AND

93. SPACE.

94. HOW DARE YOU TALK TO

95. ME ABOUT MY CRAFT?

96. 100 EPISODES IS SYNDICATION.

97. THAT'S WHERE I CASH IN!

98. I KNOW IT, AND YOU KNOW IT.

99. THE SHOW'S 11 MINUTES LONG,

100. SO, REALLY, YOU HAVE ONLY 50

101. HALF-HOURS.

102. WE CAN — WE CAN PAD

103. IT.

104. I CAN DO MAGIC.

105. HE'S SAYING WE'RE ONLY

106. HALFWAY THERE, BUDDY.

107. WHO ASKED YOU?

108. I JUST DID A VOICEOVER FOR

109. KITTY LITTER THAT PAID MORE THAN

110. THIS PIECE OF HAS PAID,

111. AND I GET RESIDUALS!

112. THE CAT'S WHERE IT'S AT.

113. YOU ARE FIRED!

114. AND I'LL SEE YOU JACKALS IN

115. ANOTHER EIGHT YEARS!

116. AND I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER 50

117. READY!

118. OPEN UP THE BANK BOOK, BOYS,

119. 'CAUSE I'LL BE BACK.

120. WHERE YOU BEEN FOR

121. LIKE THREE DAYS?

122. HEY, LET'S JUST JOKE

123. AROUND AND ENTERTAIN 18- TO

124. 34-YEAR-OLDS, SHALL WE?

125. PICK A CARD, ANY CARD.

126. COME ON, PICK ONE.

127. LOOK, I CAN'T BE

128. DOING THAT.

129. FRYLOCK'S OUT FRONT MOWING THE

130. NUMBER 100 INTO THE LAWN.

131. WE NEED TO GET HIM SOME HELP,

132. HAVE AN INTERVENTION OR

133. SOMETHING.

134. LOOK, HE'S GONNA

135. RESIST IT.

136. YOU KNOW HOW PROUD HE IS.

137. THAT'S WHY I THINK WE SHOULD

138. FRAME HIM FOR MURDER!

139. WELL, LET'S FIND

140. SOME MIDDLE GROUND HERE.

141. I MEAN, MAYBE WE COULD HAVE AN

142. INTERVENTION AND THEN FRAME HIM

143. FOR MURDER?

144. LOOK, YOU CAN'T OPEN

145. A CANDY STORE AND SELL

146. HAMBURGERS OUT THE BACK AND BE A

147. SCIENTIST AND AN ANIMAL-TRAINER

148. SCHOOL.

149. JUST DOESN'T WORK.

150. WELL, WHAT THE HELL

151. DOES THAT MEAN?

152. MEANS DO ONE THING,

153. AND DO IT RIGHT.

154. NOW, GET OUT THERE WITH THIS

155. BLOODY AX AND SAY, "OOH, I DID

156. IT.

157. OH, GOD, WHY DID I DO IT?"

158. OKAY, I'LL DO IT,

159. BUT AIN'T YOU TRYING TO FRAME

160. FRYLOCK FOR MURDER?

161. YEAH, YOU BETTER GET

162. HIM TO SAY IT, TOO.

163. MMM.

164. YEP, THIS IS THE STUFF.

165. HOT SAUCE.

166. I DID IT.

167. OH, OH, GOD, I DID IT.

168. GOOD THING THIS WASN'T BLOOD.

169. I'D BE LICKING AIDS RIGHT NOW.

170. I DID IT, Y'ALL.

171. OH, GOD, I DID IT.

172. HEY, THESE BODY PARTS ARE

173. PLASTIC.

174. DAMN IT!

175. LISTEN, YOU DIGITAL A-HOLE!

176. I HAD THOSE MADE IN HOLLYWOOD.

177. I'M A MEMBER OF THE UNIONS, AND

178. I'M A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL.

179. NOW DO YOUR JOB, SIR!

180. FEELS LIKE A HUNDRED DEGREES

181. OUT.

182. TIME FOR LUNCH.

183. IT'S 1:00.

184. HEY, CAN WE HAVE A HUNDRED

185. BEANS FOR LUNCH?

186. NO, TOM, I'VE TOLD YOU FOR

187. THE 100th TIME — NO ONE SELLS

188. BEANS INDIVIDUALLY.

189. IT'S JUST NOT EFFICIENT.

190. MAN, I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T

191. HAD BEANS IN A CENTURY.

192. WHAT ABOUT CASCADE OF BEANS ON

193. 100100th STREET?

194. 100100th?

195. A HUNDRED, A HUNDRED.

196. 100, 100.

197. 100.

198. 100, 100.

199. 100.

200. UH-OH, I'VE GOT TO TAKE A

201. 10-100.

202. 100, A HUNDRED.

203. 100, 100, 100.

204. A HUNDRED!

205. 100, A HUNDRED, 100.

206. 100, 100, 100.

207. WE'D BETTER GO.

208. SEE YOU SOON.

209. "SEE YOU SOON"?

210. "C" IS THE ROMAN NUMERAL FOR

211. 100!

212. DID YOU HEAR ALL THAT?

213. I THINK THAT COP WAS

214. TOM SAVINI.

215. 100 — THEY KEPT

216. SAYING "100," MAN!

217. IT'S COMING!

218. WHAT'S COMING?

219. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I

220. DON'T LIKE IT.

221. HEY, JERKWATER, YOU

222. CRUISING FOR SEX?

223. GET YOUR STINKIN' ZEROES OFF MY

224. LAWN.

225. IT'S NOT

226. NICE TO TALK TO STRANGERS!

227. DAMN IT, IT'S HIM!

228. IT'S WHO?

229. IT'S THE NUMBER 100.

230. DON'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYES, MAN.

231. BE A GOOD BOY, AND GIVE ME

232. THE EPISODE!

233. EPISODE?

234. WHAT THE HELL DOES HE MEAN?

235. THIS IS EPISODE 100,

236. AND IF WE FINISH THIS SHOW,

237. HE'LL COLLECT OUR EPI-SOULS

238. FOREVER!

239. I DON'T KNOW — THAT'S JUST WHAT

240. I THINK!

241. I'M SPECULATING!

242. SHOW?

243. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHOW?

244. HELLO?

245. THE LAST NINE YEARS?

246. THESE FREAKIN' MEATWAD AND

247. IGNIGNOKT BEANIES, WHICH ARE

248. STILL AVAILABLE AT

249. adultswimshop.com?

250. WHAT THE HELL YOU

251. TALKIN' ABOUT, FOOL?

252. THEY SELL ALL OUR

253. STUFF FOR MORE THAN YOU CAN BUY

254. AT OTHER PLACES!

255. LOOK, JUST FOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT

256. TO LIVE!

257. "BAYOU BOO-YA."

258. ZOINKS!

259. LIKE, THIS IS SPOO-OO-OO-KY.

260. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FLY BOY?

261. IT'S FLYLOCK.

262. I MEAN, FRYROCK.

263. I MEAN — DAMN IT, WHO AM I?

264. AND WHY AM I A DOG

265. NOW?

266. YOU'RE MEATY MEATY MOO!

267. DO YOUR THING, MEATY!

268. MEATY MEATY MOO.

269. COME ON, REALLY?

270. THAT WAS TERRIBLE.

271. I JUST THINK IT'S

272. STUPID THAT THAT'S ALL I WOULD

273. SAY IS MY NAME.

274. LIKE THAT'S AN EXCLAMATION?

275. LIKE THAT CONVEYS ANY

276. INFORMATION?

277. DON'T WORRY.

278. WE'RE GONNA WORK ON IT OVER

279. TIME.

280. WHAT THE ARE

281. WE DOING HERE, SHAKE?

282. WE'RE HAVING

283. ADVENTURES WHERE WE SOLVE

284. MYSTERIES AND UNCOVER HIGH

285. JINKS.

286. RIGHT, TABITHA?

287. J-J-J-JINKIES, CAPTAIN.

288. JINKIES, INDEED.

289. WHO'S THIS BITCH?

290. UH, JINKIES.

291. DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK

292. TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND WHO WE

293. TRAVEL WITH BUT I'M NOT

294. PHYSICALLY INVOLVED WITH...

295. LIKE THAT.

296. YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T

297. MAN ENOUGH.

298. YOU HANG OUT BY THE

299. VAN.

300. YOU'RE NOT A PART OF THIS SO

301. MUCH.

302. I DON'T WANT TO BE A

303. PART OF THIS.

304. GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE

305. NOT.

306. I KNOW, I'M NOT.

307. WELL, THEN,

308. WHY DON'T YOU GO?

309. WELL, I AM GOING.

310. YOU'RE NOT WALKING.

311. I WILL WALK AWAY.

312. I'M WALKING AWAY RIGHT NOW.

313. PICK IT UP, FAT BOY!

314. I HEARD YOU.

315. MES ENFANTS, LA CHANSON,

316. OIGNON.

317. WHOO-EE!

318. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

319. BACK —

320. ZOINKS!

321. JINKIES!

322. JE TE PLUMERAI!

323. BLINKUS!

324. JINKIES!

325. MAISON LA MA LA LA LA

326. WHOO-EE!

327. PA-DINKUS!

328. JINKIES!

329. MAN, HOW LONG DO WE

330. HAVE TO DO THIS?

331. AH, RELAX.

332. WE GOT LIKE NINE MORE MINUTES

333. LEFT.

334. WE'LL JUST GO TILL THE CREDITS

335. HIT.

336. GARANTIE!

337. KA-BLINGUS!

338. NAH, I'M DONE

339. RUNNING, MAN.

340. DON'T, DON'T, DON'T!

341. JE TE PLUMERAI!

342. GARANTIE!

343. JINKIES!

344. SOMEBODY STAPLE THE

345. TALK-HOLE ON THAT BITCH, PLEASE.

346. IT WAS THE NUMBER 100

347. ALL ALONG!

348. HE FOLLOWED US INTO OUR NEW

349. SHOW!

350. AND I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED,

351. TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT

352. THAT I FAILED!

353. 100 DRESSED LIKE THE

354. BAYOU BOO-YA SO HE COULD SCARE

355. YOU BACK INTO YOUR OLD WORLD,

356. WHERE HE COULD SEIZE YOU,

357. COLLECT YOUR EPISODES, AND SELL

358. THEM TO A NETWORK FOR

359. SYNDICATION.

360. WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?

361. JINKIES!

362. MAN, COME ON!

363. AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU?

364. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT

365. WAY.

366. THERE ARE 11 MINUTES, SO WE ONLY

367. REALLY TECHNICALLY HAVE 50

368. HALF-HOURS.

369. WE DON'T HAVE A HUNDRED.

370. WHAT ABOUT DOUBLING THEM?

371. RERUNS?

372. PEOPLE DO THAT.

373. YEAH, I KNOW.

374. I SAID THAT, TOO.

375. THEY WOULDN'T GO FOR IT.

376. WELL, CAN I AT LEAST TAKE HER

377. INTO THE WOODS, RAPE HER, AND

378. BEHEAD HER, POSSIBLY NOT EVEN IN

379. THAT ORDER?

380. UH, JINKIES?

381. I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

382. BETTER NOT.

383. SHE CAME WITH THE VAN, AND

384. THERE'S, LIKE, A DEPOSIT ISSUE

385. AND...

386. SO YOU'RE AQUA UNIT PATROL

387. SQUAD NOW?

388. 'FRAID SO, YEAH.

389. REALLY?

390. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING WITH?

391. WE'RE GONNA SOLVE

392. MYSTERIES, AND WE LIVE IN

393. SEATTLE NOW, WHERE I THINK I

394. ALSO HOST A RADIO PROGRAM.

395. SO DO YOU HAVE A COMMITMENT

396. BEYOND THE PILOT?

397. I DON'T KNOW ANY

398. MORE THAN YOU DO, MAN.

399. WE'RE THINKING ABOUT LOSING THE

400. DOG.

401. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

402. 'CAUSE I THINK THIS WORKS.

403. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

404. I HOPE YOU GET TO DO MORE.

405. REALLY.

406. OH!

407. THIS HAS BEEN FUN.

408. LET GO OF ME!

409. NO!

410. MEATY MEATY MOO!

411. AND MEATY MEATY MOO TO YOU,

412. TOO!

413. SEE? WOW, IT'S FUNNY!

414. THAT'S FUNNY TO ME EVEN WATCHING

415. IT, AND I WAS THERE.

416. "CAN I RAPE HER AND BEHEAD

417. HER, POSSIBLY NOT IN THAT

418. ORDER?"

419. YEAH, AND I WILL SPEAK

420. TO HIM ABOUT THAT.

421. YEAH, WE REALLY DON'T WANT A

422. MAIN CHARACTER THAT WANTS TO

423. RAPE.

424. YOU'RE RIGHT.

425. WE WANT KIDS TO BUY HIS TOY AND

426. NOT FEAR IT.

427. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

428. WE CAN SCHEDULE A RESHOOT.

429. THAT IS — I MEAN, THAT'S A

430. PHONE CALL.

431. BUT IT'S FUNNY, RIGHT?

432. YEAH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE TOO

433. CLOSE TO ANOTHER PROJECT THAT WE

434. HAVE COMING DOWN THE PIPELINE

435. THAT'S ALREADY LIKE THIS.

436. RIGHT.

437. SO, HOW ABOUT DOING, LIKE, A

438. ROCK BLOCK OF THEM TOGETHER?

439. BE A POWER HOUSE.

440. ALL RIGHT, DANA.

441. IT WAS GREAT TALKING TO YOU.

442. COME IN ANY TIME TO BORE US.

443. MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.

444. I CAN COME BACK AFTER

445. 3:00.

446. I GOT A SPACE PIRATE THING I'M

447. MAKING UP RIGHT NOW.

448. OKAY, UM... HOW DO I SAY THIS?

449. HOW DO I SAY THIS?

450. I'M JUST GONNA GET A

451. BAG OF PRETZELS AT THE VENDING

452. MACHINE.

453. EVERYTHING YOU SAY BORES US.

454. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

455. DO YOU HAVE 75 CENTS?

456. I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE.