Aqua Teen Hunger Force 7x11

Directed by

Gillian Jacobs as Carl's Wife (voice) • Larry Miller as Larry Miller (voice) • Matt Maiellaro as Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past (voice)

Larry Miller gives Carl a glimpse of what his life would be like...with HAIR!

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1. THE MIKE RULER,

2. I'M SWIMMING!

3. I'M SWIMMING!

4. LOOK AT ME! I'M SWIMMING!

5. LOOK AT ME OVER HERE!

6. I'M SWIMMING! LOOK, FRYLOCK!

7. YEAH, YEAH...

8. NO WATER WINGS.

9. NO NOODLE.

10. I AIN'T HOLDING THE SIDE.

11. SEE? I'M SWIMMING.

12. SWIMMING ALL BY MYSELF.

13. YEAH.

14. SEE? I'M SWIMMING

15. HERE.

16. I'M — OH, NO.

17. NOW I'M DROWNING!

18. I'M STARTING TO GO —

19. I CAN'T BREATHE!

20. HELP!

21. OOH, WOW.

22. THAT'S GOOD. KEEP GOING.

23. I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.

24. HEY, DANG IT!

25. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT DANG

26. PHONE!

27. I ALMOST DIED BACK THERE!

28. YEAH. COOL.

29. FINE.

30. ALL RIGHT. PICK UP THE PHONE.

31. PICK UP THE PHONE.

32. HE'S SCREENING ME.

33. DON'T YOU BE SCREENING ME!

34. HEY —

35. Wazzu-u-u-u-u-u-u-p?

36. If you need to leave a message,

37. just do so after the beep.

38. HEY, I ALMOST DIED

39. IN THAT POOL OVER HERE.

40. NEXT TO YOU.

41. SO HIT ME BACK ON MY CELLY,

42. 'CAUSE I WANT TO YELL AT YOU.

43. AND TALK ABOUT DINNER.

44. ALL RIGHT, LATER.

45. YEAH. AWESOME.

46. Master Shake: YOUR SON IS

47. DROWNING.

48. HE KNOWS.

49. I LEFT HIM A VOICEMAIL.

50. Master Shake: AND YOU JUST

51. SIT THERE LIKE A ZOMBIE

52. ZONED... IN ON...

53. THAT LOOKS FUN. WHAT IS IT?

54. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

55. WHEN I DO THIS, HE TAP DANCES.

56. Master Shake: NO WAY. WOW!

57. YEAH, CHECK THIS

58. OUT.

59. Master Shake:

60. WHO THINKS OF THAT?

61. CAN SOMEONE FETCH ME

62. MY TOWEL?

63. OH. OH, THANK YOU.

64. MAGICAL CHAIR.

65. Master Shake: HEY, DO THE

66. SALAMANDER AND PUT HIM IN THOSE

67. CUTE LITTLE BOOTS.

68. NAH, CHECK IT OUT.

69. IT'S A CHIPMUNK.

70. AND WHEN I SHAKE IT —

71. Master Shake: NO, IF YOU KEEP

72. SHAKING, HE DOES A SOMERSAULT.

73. HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU.

74. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

75. DON'T SHAKE IT TOO MUCH.

76. Master Shake: AAH!

77. I TOLD YOU!

78. NOW I GOT TO GO BACK TO TADPOLE

79. STAGE, MAN.

80. Master Shake: LET ME HOLD IT

81. WHILE YOU DO IT, BUT I'LL DO THE

82. LEFT BUTTON.

83. Y'ALL SEE ALL THIS

84. STUFF JUST FLOATING AROUND?

85. Master Shake: WILL YOU SHUT

86. UP?

87. WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE THIS

88. SALAMANDER SQUARE DANCE, AND

89. YOUR SOUND VIBRATIONS ARE

90. ALTERING THE PROGRAM.

91. WHO ARE YOU TALKING

92. TO?

93. ME, DUMBASS.

94. I'M OVER HERE.

95. OH.

96. WELL, AIN'T YOU DOING A GOOD

97. JOB?

98. YOU KEEP ON PADDLING, BUDDY.

99. FINE. I'M GONE.

100. GREAT.

101. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

102. SWIM UPSTREAM.

103. CROCODILE, 3:00! LOOK OUT!

104. Master Shake: OOH, WHAT'S THE

105. RED BATTERY MEAN?

106. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF

107. BATTERY JUICE.

108. WE GOT TO FIND AN OUTLET, QUICK.

109. Master Shake: TEXT MEATWAD

110. TO BRING AN EXTENSION CORD OVER

111. HERE.

112. DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER PHONE WE CAN

113. DO THAT?

114. TOO LATE.

115. Master Shake: DAMN IT!

116. ALWAYS TO ME! ALWAYS!

117. WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO GETTING TO

118. THE KANGARILLA.

119. YOUR PHONE SUCKS.

120. NOW IT DOESN'T SUCK.

121. BUT YOUR MOBILE DEVICE DOES NOT

122. ALLOW ME FOR THE MOBILITY I

123. PREFER.

124. I NEED TO — OHH, I GOT THE

125. RUBY!

126. DOUBLE-RUBY BONUS.

127. Master Shake: YEAH, BROTHER!

128. CHECK IT OUT, Y'ALL.

129. I PUT MY SHOES ON AND NOW I'M

130. STANDING ON THE CHAIR CUSHION.

131. AND PLUS THE CHAIR IS HAUNTED.

132. GOOD, GOOD.

133. GET THOSE FOOD PELLETS, MAN.

134. Master Shake: I THOUGHT I DID

135. IT!

136. IT DIDN'T GO, THOUGH!

137. FEED THE DRAGON.

138. CALM HIM DOWN.

139. TAKE HIM TO THE STORE, PUT HIM

140. IN SOME NEW CLOTHES FOR SCHOOL.

141. Master Shake: HE NEEDS A

142. CABLE-KNIT SWEATER.

143. YEAH, THAT'S IT.

144. Master Shake: THIS GAME IS

145. INCREDIBLE!

146. LOOK AT THAT!

147. SOMEONE'S WRITING SOMETHING ON

148. THE WALL NOW.

149. IN BLOOD.

150. MEATWAD.

151. GO PLAY IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY, AND

152. LET FRYLOCK DO HIS WORK.

153. Master Shake: DOUBLE AXEL

154. WITH A TWIST!

155. YOU'RE INSANE!

156. YOU JUST WAIT TILL

157. WE GET TO THE TARANTULA.

158. IT'S TOTALLY NUTS.

159. YOU HAVE NO CONTROL, MAN.

160. OOOOH!

161. OOOOOOOOH!

162. LOOK AT ME-E-E-E-E.

163. I'M A GHO-O-O-O-ST.

164. FRYLOCK...

165. TURN THE TV DOWN,

166. OKAY?

167. GUY?

168. Master Shake: YEAH, WE CAN'T

169. HEAR THE THEME TO THIS GAME.

170. BANGING THE PO-O-O-T!

171. WHAT THE HE-E-E-LL?

172. THERE'S ONLY ONE PO-O-O-O-T.

173. HE-E-E-E-Y!

174. LOOK OVER HE-E-E-E-E-RE!

175. LOOK AT ME-E-E-E-E!

176. Master Shake: MEATWAD, WILL

177. YOU GET SHAKE HIS EARBUDS?

178. THANK YOU.

179. HEY!

180. HOW ABOUT NO-O-O-W?

181. BLOOD! BLO-O-O-OD!

182. DAMN.

183. Master Shake: COOL...

184. GRAPHICS.

185. I FEEL A SENSATION AROUND MY

186. ONE, THICK ANKLE.

187. OKAY, WHATEVER.

188. FI-I-I-NE.

189. GET A LOAD OF THI-I-I-I-S!

190. Master Shake: AAAH!

191. THESE BUTTONS ARE STICKING.

192. COME ON!

193. PLAY THROUGH THE PAIN.

194. OOOOOOOOOOH!

195. UGH, CAN YOU

196. PLEASE GET THEIR ATTENTION?

197. SHOOT, BOY, I'VE

198. BEEN TRYING.

199. I MEAN, USUALLY WHEN I WANT

200. ATTENTION, I THREATEN SUICIDE.

201. AND THEN I GET ICE CREAM.

202. GO-O-O-OD

203. IDE-E-E-E-E-A!

204. HEY, Y'ALL.

205. MY LIFE SUCKS.

206. I AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO LIVE FOR,

207. AND I'M GONNA END IT NOW.

208. POP OFF A COUPLE

209. RO-O-O-O-O-UNDS.

210. I'M SO... ANGRY AT

211. MYSELF.

212. I'M SO DEPRESSED.

213. HE'S SE-E-E-E-RIOU-U-U-U-S!

214. AND, UH, I'M GONNA

215. JUST END THE SUFFERING RIGHT

216. NOW.

217. OH, WELL, I MISSED.

218. GOT TO RELOAD NOW.

219. IT'S NOT

220. WORKING.

221. SCREW IT.

222. JUST BLOW UP THE HOUSE, MAN.

223. DAMN IT!

224. I SIGNED A TWO-YEAR CONTRACT FOR

225. THAT THING.

226. Master Shake: PIECE OF CRAP.

227. SEND IT BACK TO CHINA.

228. IT BLEW UP OUR HOUSE.

229. AW, MAN, WHAT ARE WE

230. GONNA DO NOW?

231. W-WITH OUR FREE TIME?

232. Master Shake: LET'S GET

233. TOGETHER AND STARE AT MY HAND.

234. AND HARKEN BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN

235. WE PLAYED THAT COOL GAME.

236. WHAT UP, YO?

237. A GHOST!

238. Master Shake: A GAY-ST.

239. I TOLD YOU.

240. I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR LIKE

241. 10 MINUTES, MAN.

242. I AM

243. FROM —

244. LOOK, CAN I

245. TALK NORMAL NOW?

246. YEAH. I GUESS.

247. I'M FROM SMILEY JUNCTION.

248. SMILEY JUNCTION?

249. DON'T YOU MEAN

250. THREE-ARM JUNCTION?

251. THREE-ARM JUNCTION?

252. WHAT IS THAT?

253. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU,

254. MEATWAD.

255. IT WAS A MODEL COMMUNITY, THE

256. CITY OF THE FUTURE.

257. UNTIL ONE DAY, THE U.S. MILITARY

258. ACCIDENTALLY TESTED A NUCLEAR

259. BOMB THERE.

260. WAIT. THAT'S NOT HAWAII.

261. PRESIDENT TRUMAN

262. SURROUNDED SMILEY JUNCTION WITH

263. WALLS OF LEAD 3-FEET THICK AND

264. 100-FEET HIGH.

265. NOTHING COULD GET IN OR OUT.

266. AND EVERYONE DIED.

267. YEAH, THAT WAS MY STORY.

268. I WAS GONNA TELL IT TO YOU,

269. BUT —

270. Master Shake: I'M SORRY.

271. I WASN'T LISTENING.

272. WHAT'S UP, NOW?

273. GET YOUR FACE OUT OF

274. YOUR HANDS.

275. HE'S A GHOST, SHAKE. OKAY?

276. Master Shake: GO BACK TO THE

277. BEGINNING.

278. JUST DO IT ALL AGAIN.

279. SO WHY ARE YOU HERE?

280. THOSE LEAD WALLS.

281. THEY KEPT OUT ALL THE CELLPHONE

282. SIGNALS.

283. WHICH KILL GHOSTS.

284. OF COURSE!

285. THEY DO?

286. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

287. YEAH.

288. I'M PRETTY SURE.

289. SO ANYWAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

290. WE JUST WANTED TO ORDER PIZZA

291. AND CHINESE TAKEOUT.

292. AND WE HAVE NO WAY OF ORDERING

293. IT.

294. UH, YOU COULD USE A

295. LANDLINE.

296. WE THOUGHT OF THAT, BUT

297. LOOK — THE PHONE COMPANY WON'T

298. COME IN AND INSTALL IT.

299. BUT NOW THAT YOU SAY THAT THEY

300. KILL GHOSTS, WELL...

301. WELL, THEN WE WANT YOU GUYS TO

302. ORGANIZE A BENEFIT AND GET THAT

303. MEAT LOAF TO PERFORM AND SING

304. SOME SONGS, RIGHT, ABOUT

305. CELLPHONES AND HOW THEY KILL

306. GHOSTS AND HOW PEOPLE SHOULD

307. RETURN TO THE TELEGRAPH.

308. WHY DON'T YOU JUST

309. OPEN YOUR OWN PIZZA PLACE, OKAY?

310. THAT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING, RIGHT?

311. OH.

312. HMM.

313. GOOD IDEA.

314. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER

315. THING?

316. THE BENEFIT CONCERT WITH

317. MEAT LOAF?

318. YEAH, WELL, THAT'S JUST

319. SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO DO, AT,

320. WELL, SOME POINT.

321. I MEAN —

322. I MEAN, DO Y'ALL KNOW ANYBODY?

323. ANYONE WHO KNOWS MEAT LOAF?

324. MEAT LOAF?

325. FUNNY STORY, MAN.

326. MY, UH, SECOND COUSIN DENISE

327. GAVE HIM A HAND JOB BACKSTAGE

328. AFTER THE NEWARK SHOW.

329. YEAH, SHE GOT A COUPLE KIDS NOW,

330. SO SHE DOESN'T TELL THE STORY AS

331. MUCH, BUT EVERY TIME WE GET

332. TOGETHER AT THANKSGIVING, I'M

333. LIKE, "TELL THE STORY, DENISE,

334. ABOUT HOW WHEN YOU GAVE A HAND

335. JOB TO MEAT LOAF."

336. SHE WAS GOOD-LOOKING WHEN SHE

337. WAS 18.

338. SHE'S A BLIMP NOW.

339. WAIT A MINUTE.

340. THAT'S NOT A CELLPHONE.

341. WAIT, NO!

342. Master Shake: CARL.

343. DO YOU HAVE KANGARILLA ON THAT

344. PHONE?

345. HANG ON A SECOND.

346. DENISE, HEY, YOU STILL GOT

347. MEAT LOAF'S NUMBER?

348. YEAH, FROM THAT TIME YOU GAVE

349. HIM A HAND JOB.

350. YOU GAVE THE BASS PLAYER A HAND

351. JOB AT THE SAME TIME?

352. OH, WAIT, NO. I BELIEVE IT.

353. YOU ARE A WHORE.

354. WHAT UP,

355. YO-O-O-O-O!

356. I'M THE GHO-O-O-ST!

357. IT'S ABOUT RESPECT.

358. NOT JUST FOR YOURSELF, BUT FOR

359. MEAT LOAF.

360. I'M THE GHO-O-O-ST OF THE

361. GHO-O-O-ST THAT WAS JUST —

362. YOU'VE HEARD

363. "BAT OUT OF HELL," RIGHT?

364. IS THAT A

365. CELLPHONE?

366. WAIT, NO!

367. IT'S AWESOME.

368. Master Shake: CARL, I NEED TO

369. BORROW YOUR PHONE.

370. THIS IS URGENT.

371. I NEED TO LAY A GAME WITH IT.

372. HE'S RIGHT, CARL.

373. WE GOT TO HAVE IT.

374. IN A SECOND.

375. I'M NOT DONE BERATING HER.

376. HE WAS ONE OF THE LORDS OF ROCK.

377. A HAND JOB AIN'T ENOUGH.

378. YOU GOT TO LET HIM BANG YOU.

379. SEE, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE STILL

380. SINGLE.

381. Master Shake: CARL!

382. I NEED YOUR PHONE!

383. AH, AH! HANDS OFF!

384. Master Shake: I CAN ONLY BE

385. DELAYED SO LONG.

386. BACK UP!

387. WHY DID I CALL? TO DO THIS.

388. I KNOW I AIN'T TALKED TO YOU IN

389. TWO YEARS.

390. BUT IF I WANT TO LAY INTO YOU, I

391. WILL, BECAUSE I'M FAMILY AND I

392. HAVE THAT RIGHT.

393. NO, D-DON'T YOU HANG UP ON ME!

394. Master Shake: AWESOME.

395. DO YOU HAVE KANGARILLA ON THAT

396. PHONE?

397. HOLD YOUR HORSES,

398. THERE.

399. I'M CALLING THE BITCH BACK.

400. IT'S

401. ME-E-E-E!

402. I'M THE GHO-O-O-ST OF THE

403. GHOST OF THE GHO-O-O-ST THAT WAS

404. JUST HERE.

405. IS THAT A

406. CELLPHONE?

407. WAIT, NO!

408. Master Shake: CARL, I NEED TO

409. BORROW YOUR PHONE.

410. NO!

411. PICK UP THAT PHONE OR I WILL

412. UNLEASH THE VENOM!

413. DENISE, THIS IS CARL.

414. I'M SORRY THAT WE HAD HEATED

415. WORDS THERE.

416. IT'S

417. ME-E-E-E.

418. H-HANG ON.

419. I'M THE GHO-O-O-ST OF THE

420. GHOST OF THE GHOST OF THE

421. GHO-O-O-O—

422. UH, CALL ME BACK IF YOU

423. GET A FREE MOMENT.

424. I JUST, UH, WANTED TO, UH, TO

425. LORD OVER YOU FOR A LITTLE BIT

426. LONGER.

427. OKAY.

428. UH... I LOVE YOU.

429. IT'S

430. ME-E-E-E!

431. IT'S ME-E-E-E!

432. IT'S ME-E-E-E!

433. Master Shake: * DANCING IS