Aqua Teen Hunger Force 7x1

Directed by

Chuck D as Chuck D (voice) • Michael Kohler as Michael (voice)

The Aqua Teens are going to release a Christmas album, but first, they have to steal an identity!

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1. HEY CARL, WHAT YOU DOING?

2. OH, I'M JUST RAKING

3. THE LEAVES HERE.

4. CARL, THOSE DON'T LOOK LIKE

5. LEAVES.

6. CAUSE THEY'RE NOT, DUMMY.

7. THEY'RE RUBBERS.

8. USED RUBBERS.

9. CONEY ISLAND WHITE FISH!

10. YEAH!

11. I STILL DON'T LIKE IT

12. IN MY LAWN.

13. MEATWAD NO!

14. OW!

15. YOU GOT A COUPLE NEEDLES IN

16. THERE.

17. I GUESS SOMEONE WAS GIVING OUT

18. FLU SHOTS LAST NIGHT.

19. DON'T BE STUPID MEATWAD.

20. IT WAS POSSIBLY

21. A DIABETIC CONVENTION.

22. OH YEAH, SOMEONE DEFINITELY

23. HAD SOME MEDICATION OUT HERE.

24. SCOOT OVER.

25. THERE WE GO.

26. RIGHT THERE.

27. I TRIED TO BUY THESE, BUT

28. THEY DIDN'T HAVE MY JUMBO SIZE

29. IN RIBBED.

30. I NEED A MASSIVE RESERVOIR TIP.

31. I WASN'T LISTENING.

32. THESE IS WHAT -

33. PUDDING TUBES?

34. YEAH, THAT'S IT.

35. LAP UP THAT FREE PUDDING.

36. BILL COSBY LEFT IT JUST FOR YOU.

37. MM-MMM.

38. THIS LOOK LIKE VANILLA-BLAST,

39. BUT IT TASTES LIKE SIZZLIN'

40. SALT 'SPOSION.

41. MEATWAD!

42. GET THEM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

43. THAT'S ONE OF THEIR EXTREME

44. FLAVORS.

45. THOSE ARE DIRTY.

46. DIRTY. BAD PUDDING.

47. PUT THOSE DOWN.

48. YES, PUT IT DOWN!

49. AND PICK UP THE HOSE,

50. AND START WASHING THESE OFF.

51. THEY CAN, AND WILL,

52. BE USED AGAIN.

53. PROBABLY TONIGHT.

54. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT

55. THESE, CARL?

56. NAH, I DON'T NEED EM.

57. I'VE BEEN, UH, SHOOTING BLANKS

58. SINCE THAT KILLER WHALE

59. NIPPED ME IN THE STONES.

60. ALL RIGHT! YEAH!

61. NO. NO. NOOO!

62. IT WAS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE.

63. I MEAN, I DON'T WANT NO KIDS

64. WEIGHING MY ASS DOWN.

65. I SHOULD'VE KEPT THAT STORY TO

66. MYSELF.

67. ANYWAYS, I— YOU KNOW, SO...

68. WHENEVER I PAY FOR SEX

69. IT'S SKIN ON SKIN.

70. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

71. HA HA.

72. NO.

73. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

74. BUT I APPRECIATE YOU.

75. THANK YOU, CARL.

76. YEAH, THANKS CARL.

77. THESE RUBBERS GIVE ME

78. AN EXCELLENT IDEA.

79. NOW THIS SENDS A MESSAGE THAT

80. WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

81. AT NIGHT.

82. WE'RE GONNA ENCOURAGE SAFE SEX,

83. BUT WE'RE ALSO GONNA CRACK DOWN

84. ON IT.

85. WHAT DOES GO ON HERE

86. AT NIGHT?

87. IT'S A BLOOD DRIVE, ISN'T IT?

88. YEAH, I'M THINKING IT'S

89. PROBABLY CRACK WHORES, YOU KNOW?

90. THE NEIGHBORHOOD HAS REALLY GONE

91. DOWNHILL WITH ALL THE

92. FORECLOSURES.

93. IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME,

94. THOUGH.

95. SOMETIMES AN EROTIC SITUATION

96. OCCURS, YOU KNOW, I GOT NO TIME

97. TO FIND A BED.

98. BUT I LIKE TO LEAVE MY SEED

99. AROUND AS A SERVICE FOR HOT

100. LESBIANS WHOSE BIOLOGICAL

101. CLOCKS ARE TICKING.

102. YOU LIKE IT?

103. YEAH.

104. BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA CALL

105. THIS LITTLE MAN?

106. HMM, WE WANT SOMETHING

107. CLEVER.

108. NOT CLICHED.

109. RUBBER... BOY!

110. RUBBERBOY.

111. I WAS THINKING "CLUCKY

112. THE RUBBER LITTER DUCKY."

113. NO. NO, RUBBERMAN.

114. I WAS THINKING WE CALL HIM

115. "LANCE."

116. "LANCE POTTER,"

117. LIKE HARRY'S BROTHER.

118. BUT I SHAPED HIM LIKE A DUCK.

119. SEE?

120. I DID MOST OF THE WORK.

121. LOOK, I MEAN I HAD MY FRIES

122. IN GOD KNOWS WHAT

123. KIND OF FLUIDS.

124. BY CHOICE!

125. FOOL WE'RE NOT HAVING

126. A CONVERSATION HERE.

127. HIS NAME IS LANCE BECAUSE I'M

128. THE ONE WITH THE GUN!

129. MEATWAD!

130. THAT'S WHAT

131. SAMUEL JACKSON DID.

132. I WISH HE WAS ON OUR SHOW.

133. WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?

134. IT WAS IN THE PILE.

135. ALRIGHT.

136. I CHRISTEN THEE RUBBERMAN!

137. YEAH, NO.

138. IT AIN'T THAT.

139. SLAP ON A LITTLE GLOVE,

140. AND GET READY FOR SOME LOVE.

141. KEEP THE GUNK WITH MY JUNK

142. WHEN I LOAD IT IN HER

143. VERY SPACIOUS TRUNK.

144. IS HE ALIVE?

145. 'CAUSE I NEED SOMEONE

146. TO TAKE ME TO THE MALL.

147. IN A WAY HE IS.

148. HE'S COATED IN THOUSANDS

149. OF MICROSCOPIC ORGANISMS.

150. FRYLOCK I KNOW WHAT SPERM

151. AND BACTERIA IS.

152. WHAT I'M SAYING IS,

153. WILL HE COME TO LIFE IF I PUT

154. THIS MAGIC HAT ON HIS HEAD?

155. KINDA LOOKS LIKE HE'S ALREADY

156. "COME" TO LIFE.

157. HEY, THAT HAT LOOKS LIKE

158. CARL'S SUPERFAN G-MEN

159. FANTASY LAMP.

160. COME ON.

161. THAT'S A CLASSIC SHAKE LINE.

162. IT MAY BE.

163. I DOUBT IT.

164. I JUST FOUND IT.

165. WHERE? IN CARL'S HOUSE?

166. MAY HAVE BEEN IN CARL'S

167. HOUSE.

168. MAY HAVE BEEN ON A MANTLE OF

169. SOME SORT.

170. WELL LOOK MAN, IF I WERE YOU

171. I WOULD NOT PUT THAT HAT ON

172. CLUCKY.

173. UH, IT'S RUBBERMAN.

174. ALRIGHT.

175. I WON'T DO IT.

176. I WON'T DO IT

177. RIGHT NOW.

178. WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?

179. ALRIGHT, FINE.

180. I WON'T DO IT.

181. TELL ME I CAN'T DO THIS,

182. I'M GONNA DO IT.

183. HEY LITTLE BUDDY!

184. IT'S TRUE!

185. THE MAGIC THAT LIVES

186. INSIDE THE MAGIC HAT!

187. HUMAN EYES!

188. OH LOOK!

189. I HAVE HUMAN EYES!

190. YEAH, I FOUND THEM IN THAT

191. PILE OVER THERE.

192. COME ON MEATWAD!

193. ALRIGHT, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

194. ACROSS THE RAILROAD TRACKS.

195. THREE KIDS GOT MURDERED OVER

196. THERE LAST YEAR BUT OKAY!

197. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

198. MADE FROM USED CONDOMS.

199. YES, I WILL HOLD.

200. GET OFF MY LAWN!

201. WAIT NO!

202. COME BACK WITH MY G-MAN

203. SUPERFAN FANTASY LAMP!

204. SOME MAGIC IN THAT LAMP

205. I NEED SOME MAGIC, MAN.

206. GIVE ME 20 DOLLARS.

207. I AIN'T GOT NO 20 DOLLARS.

208. GO ROLL THAT BUM, HE'S GOT

209. MONEY.

210. DO THIS MAKE BUBBLES?

211. IF YOU WANT IT TO.

212. OOH, THAT FEELS GOOD.

213. HEY THAT WAS FUN,

214. LITTLE BUDDY!

215. GIVE ME FIVE.

216. OH, I DON'T KNOW.

217. SEE YOU GOT GERMS

218. AND BACTERIA AND NEEDLE HANDS.

219. COULD GIVE ME A BOO BOO.

220. OH, I'M SORRY.

221. I WISH I HAD HUMAN HANDS.

222. WELL THAT'S TOO BAD BUT WHAT

223. ARE YOU GONNA DO, YOU KNOW?

224. WE CAN STILL MAKE THIS

225. HAPPEN.

226. BUT HOW?

227. YOUR NEIGHBOR CARL HAS HANDS.

228. I'VE SEEN THEM.

229. YEAH, BUT HIS HANDS ARE

230. ATTACHED TO HIS BODY, LANCE.

231. THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE.

232. WELL YEAH, I MEAN... YEAH.

233. SURE, WE COULD ASK HIM.

234. ARE YOU TOTALLY SURE

235. WITH THIS?

236. YES.

237. HE'LL SPAWN NEW ONES.

238. THE HUMAN BODY IS A MIRACLE.

239. ALRIGHT.

240. AT THE WRIST?

241. SHOULDER.

242. I WANT THE WHOLE SHANK.

243. THIS SEEMS WAY ILLEGAL.

244. DON'T YOU WANT YOUR FRIEND

245. TO BE ABLE TO THROW YOU

246. A FOOTBALL?

247. NO. I MEAN, THAT'S

248. SOMETHING I WANT, BUT —

249. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT,

250. JUST DO IT,

251. YOU LITTLE RUNT.

252. LANCE.

253. LANGUAGE.

254. OH I'M SORRY, BUDDY.

255. IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO EXCITED

256. ABOUT GETTING THOSE HANDS.

257. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,

258. LITTLE MAN?

259. GAG HIM!

260. NOOOO! NOOO!

261. OH YES!

262. THERE WE GO!

263. THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!

264. UMM, HOW LONG DO WE GOTTA

265. HANG OUT HERE

266. IN THIS CRAWLSPACE, HERE?

267. OH, JUST UNTIL THE HEAT DIES

268. DOWN.

269. A DUCK MADE OUT OF RUBBERS?

270. LITTLE RING AROUND HIS NECK.

271. STUFF DRIPPING OFF.

272. CRACK PIPE NOSE.

273. TWO EYES MADE OUT OF HUMAN EYES,

274. WEARING A FOOTBALL HELMET.

275. HE'S WANTED FOR QUESTIONING.

276. THAT POLICEMAN HAS NICE FEET.

277. YEAH, I GUESS SO.

278. GET THEM FOR ME.

279. HIS FEET.

280. LANCE, THAT IS AN EXTREME

281. REQUEST.

282. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

283. WE ARE, LANCE.

284. BUT YOU PROMISED WE WAS

285. GONNA THROW THE FOOTBALL.

286. NOW I HAVE AN URGE TO KICK

287. THE FOOTBALL.

288. WITH FEET.

289. OKAY, LET ME JUST...

290. NEED A LITTLE MORE CONFIDENCE.

291. HERE.

292. SNORT THE CONFIDENCE INTO

293. YOUR MUCUS PASSAGES.

294. OOH, FEELS GOOD.

295. YOU'RE NOW WILD

296. AND BULLETPROOF.

297. I'M WILD AND BULLETPROOF!

298. TAKE THE SHOVEL.

299. OH YEAH, BABY!

300. OH MY GOD.

301. OKAY, LET'S KICK THE FOOTBALL.

302. FOOTBALL.

303. TAKE THIS SYRINGE.

304. INJECT IT BETWEEN MY TOES.

305. I MUSTN'T HAVE TRACKS.

306. I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW

307. COMING UP.

308. WE GONNA BE DOWN HERE

309. A LONG TIME, AIN'T WE?

310. OH GOD.

311. I'M GONNA CATCH SOME Z'S.

312. DON'T YOU MOVE,

313. OKAY LITTLE BUDDY?

314. I AM IN TROUBLE, BIG TIME.

315. YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAY

316. DON'T TALK TO NOBODY AT THE MALL

317. 'CAUSE THEY A BAD INFLUENCE?

318. I'M HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE

319. WHO IS A BAD INFLUENCE.

320. DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO

321. WITH THAT COP?

322. OFFICER...

323. IN...

324. PURSUIT...

325. MAYBE.

326. YOU SEE THAT HAT ON HIS HEAD,

327. MEATWAD?

328. THE MAGIC HAT THAT I TOLD YOU

329. NOT TO PUT THERE?

330. THAT'S NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT,

331. BUT YES.

332. YEAH, I SEE IT.

333. TAKE IT OFF.

334. NO WAY. THAT DUDE'S CRAZY.

335. IF I GET NEAR THAT HAT

336. HE'S GONNA STAB ME WITH ABOUT

337. THREE OF THEM NEEDLES.

338. OKAY, FINE.

339. HE'S GONNA HAVE TO

340. SHAMPOO SOMETIME.

341. AND WHEN HE DOES,

342. WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

343. HEY, YOU HAVE ANY SHAMPOO?

344. OH YOU'RE GONNA WASH YOUR

345. HAIR TONIGHT —

346. NONE OF YOUR

347. BUSINESS.

348. I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT.

349. I MAY OR MAY NOT WANT

350. TO SHAMPOO MY HAIR,

351. BUT I WANT THE OPTION.

352. SO GET IT.

353. HERE YOU GO.

354. BLOW ME.

355. OH! OH, NO!

356. OH LANCE!

357. LANCE!

358. BUT-BUT I NEVER GOT A CHANCE

359. TO SAY GOODBYE.

360. ALRIGHT.

361. THEN PUT IT BACK ON.

362. OKAY.

363. FOOLS!

364. NO ONE WILL STOP RUBBERMAN!

365. OH NO!

366. SOMEONE IS STOPPING

367. RUBBERMAN!

368. Woman on Phone: IF YOU NEED

369. TO CONTACT HOSPITAL

370. LOST AND FOUND REGARDING A HAT,

371. DIAL 2.

372. SPEED IT UP, HONEY.

373. IF YOU NEED TO CONTACT

374. HOSPITAL LOST AND FOUND

375. REGARDING KEYS —

376. LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

377. IF THIS IS AN ACTUAL

378. EMERGENCY, DIAL 3.

379. IF YOU HAVE HAD A HEART

380. ATTACK...

381. CRAP! I THINK I HIT 4.

382. BUT YOU PROBABLY WON'T

383. BE ABLE TO.

384. IF YOU HAVE A GERBIL LODGED IN

385. YOUR ASS, JUST CALL US DIRECTLY

386. RICHARD AND WE'LL WORK YOU IN.

387. COME ON, COME ON...

388. IF YOUR ARMS WERE RIPPED OFF

389. RECENTLY, HANG UP AND DIAL

390. 8463872759

391. 60385783

392. 6504863

393. 85670483—

394. COME ON, HERE!