1. HEY CARL, WHAT YOU DOING?
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2. OH, I'M JUST RAKING
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3. THE LEAVES HERE.
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4. CARL, THOSE DON'T LOOK LIKE
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5. LEAVES.
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6. CAUSE THEY'RE NOT, DUMMY.
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7. THEY'RE RUBBERS.
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8. USED RUBBERS.
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9. CONEY ISLAND WHITE FISH!
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10. YEAH!
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11. I STILL DON'T LIKE IT
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12. IN MY LAWN.
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13. MEATWAD NO!
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14. OW!
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15. YOU GOT A COUPLE NEEDLES IN
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16. THERE.
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17. I GUESS SOMEONE WAS GIVING OUT
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18. FLU SHOTS LAST NIGHT.
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19. DON'T BE STUPID MEATWAD.
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20. IT WAS POSSIBLY
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21. A DIABETIC CONVENTION.
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22. OH YEAH, SOMEONE DEFINITELY
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23. HAD SOME MEDICATION OUT HERE.
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24. SCOOT OVER.
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25. THERE WE GO.
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26. RIGHT THERE.
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27. I TRIED TO BUY THESE, BUT
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28. THEY DIDN'T HAVE MY JUMBO SIZE
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29. IN RIBBED.
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30. I NEED A MASSIVE RESERVOIR TIP.
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31. I WASN'T LISTENING.
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32. THESE IS WHAT -
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33. PUDDING TUBES?
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34. YEAH, THAT'S IT.
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35. LAP UP THAT FREE PUDDING.
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36. BILL COSBY LEFT IT JUST FOR YOU.
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37. MM-MMM.
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38. THIS LOOK LIKE VANILLA-BLAST,
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39. BUT IT TASTES LIKE SIZZLIN'
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40. SALT 'SPOSION.
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41. MEATWAD!
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42. GET THEM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
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43. THAT'S ONE OF THEIR EXTREME
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44. FLAVORS.
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45. THOSE ARE DIRTY.
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46. DIRTY. BAD PUDDING.
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47. PUT THOSE DOWN.
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48. YES, PUT IT DOWN!
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49. AND PICK UP THE HOSE,
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50. AND START WASHING THESE OFF.
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51. THEY CAN, AND WILL,
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52. BE USED AGAIN.
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53. PROBABLY TONIGHT.
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54. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
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55. THESE, CARL?
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56. NAH, I DON'T NEED EM.
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57. I'VE BEEN, UH, SHOOTING BLANKS
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58. SINCE THAT KILLER WHALE
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59. NIPPED ME IN THE STONES.
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60. ALL RIGHT! YEAH!
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61. NO. NO. NOOO!
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62. IT WAS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE.
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63. I MEAN, I DON'T WANT NO KIDS
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64. WEIGHING MY ASS DOWN.
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65. I SHOULD'VE KEPT THAT STORY TO
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66. MYSELF.
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67. ANYWAYS, I— YOU KNOW, SO...
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68. WHENEVER I PAY FOR SEX
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69. IT'S SKIN ON SKIN.
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70. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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71. HA HA.
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72. NO.
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73. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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74. BUT I APPRECIATE YOU.
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75. THANK YOU, CARL.
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76. YEAH, THANKS CARL.
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77. THESE RUBBERS GIVE ME
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78. AN EXCELLENT IDEA.
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79. NOW THIS SENDS A MESSAGE THAT
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80. WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
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81. AT NIGHT.
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82. WE'RE GONNA ENCOURAGE SAFE SEX,
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83. BUT WE'RE ALSO GONNA CRACK DOWN
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84. ON IT.
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85. WHAT DOES GO ON HERE
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86. AT NIGHT?
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87. IT'S A BLOOD DRIVE, ISN'T IT?
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88. YEAH, I'M THINKING IT'S
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89. PROBABLY CRACK WHORES, YOU KNOW?
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90. THE NEIGHBORHOOD HAS REALLY GONE
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91. DOWNHILL WITH ALL THE
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92. FORECLOSURES.
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93. IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME,
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94. THOUGH.
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95. SOMETIMES AN EROTIC SITUATION
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96. OCCURS, YOU KNOW, I GOT NO TIME
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97. TO FIND A BED.
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98. BUT I LIKE TO LEAVE MY SEED
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99. AROUND AS A SERVICE FOR HOT
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100. LESBIANS WHOSE BIOLOGICAL
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101. CLOCKS ARE TICKING.
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102. YOU LIKE IT?
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103. YEAH.
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104. BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA CALL
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105. THIS LITTLE MAN?
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106. HMM, WE WANT SOMETHING
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107. CLEVER.
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108. NOT CLICHED.
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109. RUBBER... BOY!
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110. RUBBERBOY.
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111. I WAS THINKING "CLUCKY
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112. THE RUBBER LITTER DUCKY."
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113. NO. NO, RUBBERMAN.
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114. I WAS THINKING WE CALL HIM
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115. "LANCE."
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116. "LANCE POTTER,"
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117. LIKE HARRY'S BROTHER.
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118. BUT I SHAPED HIM LIKE A DUCK.
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119. SEE?
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120. I DID MOST OF THE WORK.
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121. LOOK, I MEAN I HAD MY FRIES
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122. IN GOD KNOWS WHAT
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123. KIND OF FLUIDS.
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124. BY CHOICE!
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125. FOOL WE'RE NOT HAVING
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126. A CONVERSATION HERE.
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127. HIS NAME IS LANCE BECAUSE I'M
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128. THE ONE WITH THE GUN!
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129. MEATWAD!
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130. THAT'S WHAT
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131. SAMUEL JACKSON DID.
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132. I WISH HE WAS ON OUR SHOW.
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133. WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?
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134. IT WAS IN THE PILE.
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135. ALRIGHT.
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136. I CHRISTEN THEE RUBBERMAN!
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137. YEAH, NO.
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138. IT AIN'T THAT.
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139. SLAP ON A LITTLE GLOVE,
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140. AND GET READY FOR SOME LOVE.
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141. KEEP THE GUNK WITH MY JUNK
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142. WHEN I LOAD IT IN HER
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143. VERY SPACIOUS TRUNK.
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144. IS HE ALIVE?
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145. 'CAUSE I NEED SOMEONE
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146. TO TAKE ME TO THE MALL.
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147. IN A WAY HE IS.
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148. HE'S COATED IN THOUSANDS
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149. OF MICROSCOPIC ORGANISMS.
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150. FRYLOCK I KNOW WHAT SPERM
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151. AND BACTERIA IS.
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152. WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
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153. WILL HE COME TO LIFE IF I PUT
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154. THIS MAGIC HAT ON HIS HEAD?
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155. KINDA LOOKS LIKE HE'S ALREADY
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156. "COME" TO LIFE.
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157. HEY, THAT HAT LOOKS LIKE
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158. CARL'S SUPERFAN G-MEN
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159. FANTASY LAMP.
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160. COME ON.
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161. THAT'S A CLASSIC SHAKE LINE.
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162. IT MAY BE.
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163. I DOUBT IT.
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164. I JUST FOUND IT.
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165. WHERE? IN CARL'S HOUSE?
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166. MAY HAVE BEEN IN CARL'S
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167. HOUSE.
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168. MAY HAVE BEEN ON A MANTLE OF
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169. SOME SORT.
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170. WELL LOOK MAN, IF I WERE YOU
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171. I WOULD NOT PUT THAT HAT ON
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172. CLUCKY.
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173. UH, IT'S RUBBERMAN.
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174. ALRIGHT.
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175. I WON'T DO IT.
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176. I WON'T DO IT
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177. RIGHT NOW.
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178. WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?
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179. ALRIGHT, FINE.
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180. I WON'T DO IT.
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181. TELL ME I CAN'T DO THIS,
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182. I'M GONNA DO IT.
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183. HEY LITTLE BUDDY!
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184. IT'S TRUE!
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185. THE MAGIC THAT LIVES
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186. INSIDE THE MAGIC HAT!
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187. HUMAN EYES!
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188. OH LOOK!
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189. I HAVE HUMAN EYES!
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190. YEAH, I FOUND THEM IN THAT
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191. PILE OVER THERE.
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192. COME ON MEATWAD!
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193. ALRIGHT, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
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194. ACROSS THE RAILROAD TRACKS.
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195. THREE KIDS GOT MURDERED OVER
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196. THERE LAST YEAR BUT OKAY!
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197. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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198. MADE FROM USED CONDOMS.
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199. YES, I WILL HOLD.
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200. GET OFF MY LAWN!
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201. WAIT NO!
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202. COME BACK WITH MY G-MAN
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203. SUPERFAN FANTASY LAMP!
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204. SOME MAGIC IN THAT LAMP
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205. I NEED SOME MAGIC, MAN.
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206. GIVE ME 20 DOLLARS.
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207. I AIN'T GOT NO 20 DOLLARS.
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208. GO ROLL THAT BUM, HE'S GOT
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209. MONEY.
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210. DO THIS MAKE BUBBLES?
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211. IF YOU WANT IT TO.
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212. OOH, THAT FEELS GOOD.
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213. HEY THAT WAS FUN,
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214. LITTLE BUDDY!
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215. GIVE ME FIVE.
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216. OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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217. SEE YOU GOT GERMS
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218. AND BACTERIA AND NEEDLE HANDS.
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219. COULD GIVE ME A BOO BOO.
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220. OH, I'M SORRY.
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221. I WISH I HAD HUMAN HANDS.
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222. WELL THAT'S TOO BAD BUT WHAT
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223. ARE YOU GONNA DO, YOU KNOW?
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224. WE CAN STILL MAKE THIS
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225. HAPPEN.
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226. BUT HOW?
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227. YOUR NEIGHBOR CARL HAS HANDS.
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228. I'VE SEEN THEM.
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229. YEAH, BUT HIS HANDS ARE
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230. ATTACHED TO HIS BODY, LANCE.
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231. THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE.
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232. WELL YEAH, I MEAN... YEAH.
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233. SURE, WE COULD ASK HIM.
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234. ARE YOU TOTALLY SURE
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235. WITH THIS?
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236. YES.
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237. HE'LL SPAWN NEW ONES.
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238. THE HUMAN BODY IS A MIRACLE.
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239. ALRIGHT.
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240. AT THE WRIST?
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241. SHOULDER.
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242. I WANT THE WHOLE SHANK.
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243. THIS SEEMS WAY ILLEGAL.
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244. DON'T YOU WANT YOUR FRIEND
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245. TO BE ABLE TO THROW YOU
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246. A FOOTBALL?
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247. NO. I MEAN, THAT'S
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248. SOMETHING I WANT, BUT —
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249. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT,
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250. JUST DO IT,
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251. YOU LITTLE RUNT.
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252. LANCE.
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253. LANGUAGE.
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254. OH I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
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255. IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO EXCITED
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256. ABOUT GETTING THOSE HANDS.
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257. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
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258. LITTLE MAN?
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259. GAG HIM!
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260. NOOOO! NOOO!
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261. OH YES!
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262. THERE WE GO!
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263. THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!
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264. UMM, HOW LONG DO WE GOTTA
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265. HANG OUT HERE
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266. IN THIS CRAWLSPACE, HERE?
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267. OH, JUST UNTIL THE HEAT DIES
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268. DOWN.
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269. A DUCK MADE OUT OF RUBBERS?
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270. LITTLE RING AROUND HIS NECK.
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271. STUFF DRIPPING OFF.
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272. CRACK PIPE NOSE.
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273. TWO EYES MADE OUT OF HUMAN EYES,
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274. WEARING A FOOTBALL HELMET.
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275. HE'S WANTED FOR QUESTIONING.
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276. THAT POLICEMAN HAS NICE FEET.
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277. YEAH, I GUESS SO.
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278. GET THEM FOR ME.
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279. HIS FEET.
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280. LANCE, THAT IS AN EXTREME
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281. REQUEST.
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282. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
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283. WE ARE, LANCE.
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284. BUT YOU PROMISED WE WAS
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285. GONNA THROW THE FOOTBALL.
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286. NOW I HAVE AN URGE TO KICK
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287. THE FOOTBALL.
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288. WITH FEET.
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289. OKAY, LET ME JUST...
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290. NEED A LITTLE MORE CONFIDENCE.
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291. HERE.
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292. SNORT THE CONFIDENCE INTO
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293. YOUR MUCUS PASSAGES.
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294. OOH, FEELS GOOD.
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295. YOU'RE NOW WILD
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296. AND BULLETPROOF.
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297. I'M WILD AND BULLETPROOF!
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298. TAKE THE SHOVEL.
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299. OH YEAH, BABY!
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300. OH MY GOD.
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301. OKAY, LET'S KICK THE FOOTBALL.
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302. FOOTBALL.
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303. TAKE THIS SYRINGE.
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304. INJECT IT BETWEEN MY TOES.
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305. I MUSTN'T HAVE TRACKS.
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306. I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW
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307. COMING UP.
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308. WE GONNA BE DOWN HERE
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309. A LONG TIME, AIN'T WE?
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310. OH GOD.
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311. I'M GONNA CATCH SOME Z'S.
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312. DON'T YOU MOVE,
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313. OKAY LITTLE BUDDY?
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314. I AM IN TROUBLE, BIG TIME.
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315. YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAY
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316. DON'T TALK TO NOBODY AT THE MALL
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317. 'CAUSE THEY A BAD INFLUENCE?
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318. I'M HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE
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319. WHO IS A BAD INFLUENCE.
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320. DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
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321. WITH THAT COP?
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322. OFFICER...
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323. IN...
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324. PURSUIT...
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325. MAYBE.
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326. YOU SEE THAT HAT ON HIS HEAD,
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327. MEATWAD?
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328. THE MAGIC HAT THAT I TOLD YOU
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329. NOT TO PUT THERE?
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330. THAT'S NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT,
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331. BUT YES.
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332. YEAH, I SEE IT.
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333. TAKE IT OFF.
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334. NO WAY. THAT DUDE'S CRAZY.
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335. IF I GET NEAR THAT HAT
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336. HE'S GONNA STAB ME WITH ABOUT
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337. THREE OF THEM NEEDLES.
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338. OKAY, FINE.
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339. HE'S GONNA HAVE TO
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340. SHAMPOO SOMETIME.
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341. AND WHEN HE DOES,
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342. WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
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343. HEY, YOU HAVE ANY SHAMPOO?
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344. OH YOU'RE GONNA WASH YOUR
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345. HAIR TONIGHT —
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346. NONE OF YOUR
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347. BUSINESS.
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348. I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT.
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349. I MAY OR MAY NOT WANT
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350. TO SHAMPOO MY HAIR,
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351. BUT I WANT THE OPTION.
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352. SO GET IT.
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353. HERE YOU GO.
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354. BLOW ME.
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355. OH! OH, NO!
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356. OH LANCE!
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357. LANCE!
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358. BUT-BUT I NEVER GOT A CHANCE
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359. TO SAY GOODBYE.
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360. ALRIGHT.
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361. THEN PUT IT BACK ON.
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362. OKAY.
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363. FOOLS!
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364. NO ONE WILL STOP RUBBERMAN!
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365. OH NO!
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366. SOMEONE IS STOPPING
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367. RUBBERMAN!
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368. Woman on Phone: IF YOU NEED
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369. TO CONTACT HOSPITAL
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370. LOST AND FOUND REGARDING A HAT,
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371. DIAL 2.
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372. SPEED IT UP, HONEY.
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373. IF YOU NEED TO CONTACT
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374. HOSPITAL LOST AND FOUND
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375. REGARDING KEYS —
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376. LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
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377. IF THIS IS AN ACTUAL
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378. EMERGENCY, DIAL 3.
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379. IF YOU HAVE HAD A HEART
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380. ATTACK...
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381. CRAP! I THINK I HIT 4.
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382. BUT YOU PROBABLY WON'T
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383. BE ABLE TO.
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384. IF YOU HAVE A GERBIL LODGED IN
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385. YOUR ASS, JUST CALL US DIRECTLY
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386. RICHARD AND WE'LL WORK YOU IN.
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387. COME ON, COME ON...
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388. IF YOUR ARMS WERE RIPPED OFF
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389. RECENTLY, HANG UP AND DIAL
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390. 8463872759
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391. 60385783
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392. 6504863
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393. 85670483—
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394. COME ON, HERE!
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