1. Aqua Teen Hunger Force 63
global grill
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2. the mic ruler
the old-schooler
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3. you want to trip?
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4. I'll bring it to you
Frylock, and I'm on top
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5. rock you like a cop
Meatwad, you're up next
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6. with your knock-knock
Meatwad make the money, see
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7. Meatwad get the honeys, G
drivin' in my car
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8. livin' like a star
ice on my fingers and my toes
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9. and I'm a Taurus
check-check it
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10. yeah
'cause we are the Aqua Teens
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11. make the homeys say, "ho!"
And the girlies want to scream
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12. 'cause we are the Aqua Teens
make the homeys say, "ho!"
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13. And the girlies want to scream ♪
Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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14. Number one in the hood, G.
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15. Come on.
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16. Keep going.
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17. This ain't nearly enough.
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18. You need to pick up the pace.
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19. I can't sit around all day
waiting for you to make
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20. enough of this.
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21. How much snot is this gonna
take?
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22. It really all depends on how
tall you want to make your
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23. mucus man.
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24. I do want him tall.
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25. Then keep on hocking,
brother.
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26. I'm seeing a lot of blood
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27. now.
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28. Do we need to take 5?
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29. I'm cleaned out.
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30. My snot's on empty, man.
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31. Here.
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32. Have one of these assortment of
Gouda, cheddar,
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33. provolone...
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34. No, no, no.
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35. This is not working.
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36. I need to be sick!
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37. Lick that doorknob.
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38. And lick it I shall.
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39. What the hell are y'all
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40. doing?
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41. We're making us a mucus man.
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42. Don't do that.
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43. You don't have all the tools.
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44. You need to something to heat
the mucus so you can shape it.
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45. Don't tell me how to do it.
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46. Listen.
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47. Don't tell me how to do it.
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48. You tell him how to do it,
and he'll tell me.
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49. With this grill, you can heat
and sculpt the mucus into any
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50. fun shape.
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51. The only limit is your
imagination.
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52. Hmm.
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53. Is that a George foreman grill?
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54. Uh, no.
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55. George Washington.
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56. Couldn't afford the real
one, huh?
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57. Oh, and like you can.
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58. Shut—you shut your mouth.
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59. Where does it plug in?
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60. Doesn't have to, see?
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61. It's made of wood.
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62. Wow, wood.
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63. Ok, see?
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64. You have to rub the wooden
grates together to generate the
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65. heat.
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66. You have to do it really fast,
and it takes a long time.
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67. It's environmentally friendly.
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68. Yeah.
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69. Major dick move right there.
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70. Dudes!
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71. Check this out!
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72. Oh, yeah!
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73. We grilling tonight.
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74. Now, here's what's different
about this, my friends.
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75. It uses actual pieces of the
sun, combined with some
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76. radioactive vials from
chernobyl.
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77. And I know this is interesting
also to the ladies out there.
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78. It uses it to heat burgers,
steaks.
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79. Chicken?
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80. No problem.
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81. And best of all, it's not even
supposed to be inside this
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82. country.
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83. This would incinerate mucus
man, Shake.
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84. Not on extra low.
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85. Just a minute.
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86. Got a—it's got a buildup in the
pit.
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87. Uh, hold on a minute.
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88. It's 'cause it's new.
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89. There she goes.
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90. That's that hum.
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91. Oh, I love that sound.
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92. Hey.
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93. Hey, maybe you ought to turn
that thing down.
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94. Mucus man is melting here.
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95. He's not melting.
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96. He's chillaxing.
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97. If you can't speak the language,
go back to Mexico—
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98. where you were born
and are from.
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99. Ow!
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100. Damn it, Shake.
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101. What is this beam made of?
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102. You're noticing the patented
flavor beam.
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103. This injects your dogs or
whatever your meat of choice
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104. with this zesty, hickory-smoky,
down-home zest.
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105. It's good, see?
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106. You want it more pink in the
middle?
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107. Should've spoke up, 'cause this
will not go backwards.
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108. I'm not eating that.
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109. You can eat this now, or you
can be hungry in a couple days
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110. when we run out of money for
food.
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111. Hey, I'll eat it.
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112. Give it to me.
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113. Carl, what in the hell are
you doing on our property again?
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114. Oh, I just came to see why my
doorknob's covered with snot,
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115. and then I saw you, and I
connected the two.
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116. Hey, Carl.
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117. How do you like your tube steak?
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118. I like to park it in some
whore.
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119. Yeah! Ha ha ha!
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120. Ok, uh, let me—let me see if
I got one of them.
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121. Ahh, you set me up on that.
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122. It was too easy.
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123. Ha ha ha.
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124. You grilling?
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125. No, I'm curing cancer.
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126. Yes, we're grilling.
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127. Wow.
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128. Damn.
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129. Putting out some btus.
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130. I think those—are those clouds
on fire?
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131. Oh, you noticed that.
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132. Uh, don't worry, sir.
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133. It's just the flavor beam doing
its zesty magic.
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134. You smell burning hair?
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135. Damn it, Shake.
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136. I told him not to mess with that
damn thermostat.
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137. How do I get this to be cold?
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138. I keep pressing it and pressing
it and pressing it, and it won't
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139. get cold now.
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140. 242 degrees?
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141. Man, that's insane!
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142. That's what I've been saying
for the last hour and a half
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143. while you've been dreaming of
Jeannie.
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144. Damn it.
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145. Maybe we gotta freaking
call the landlord.
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146. The compressor's on the Fritz
again.
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147. He may—he may be gone.
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148. I wouldn't go out there.
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149. And why not?
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150. Watch this.
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151. That was my alton brown
saucepot.
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152. I use it to make my balsamic
reduction.
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153. Damn it!
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154. You've seen me do it.
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155. Shake, you left that grill
on, didn't you?
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156. Uh, no.
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157. Well, then, why is it on?
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158. I don't know.
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159. It's in self-cleaning mode.
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160. No, I think it's in
create-a-hole-in-the-ozone mode,
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161. shake.
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162. Someone needs to go out there
now.
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163. And look who I'm looking at.
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164. All right, fine.
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165. I'll go out there.
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166. I need to use the pool anyway.
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167. Whoo!
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168. It is a steamer out—aah!
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169. Aah, aah, aah!
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170. Yeah, it feels great out here!
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171. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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172. Open the door, open the door!
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173. Aah!
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174. Oh, damn it!
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175. Who took my sunblock?
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176. Spf 60 for fair skin?
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177. There ain't enough spf in the
world to protect you from this.
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178. Well, we got all that cream
cheese we won at the fair.
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179. Can you tan through that?
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180. It's worth a shot.
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181. And it may be the only shot
we have.
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182. Or we could just shut the
grill off.
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183. Will you relax?
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184. Look.
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185. That thing's gonna shut the
grill off in, like, two seconds.
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186. Oh, my god, it's a tidal
wave!
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187. I know what it is.
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188. Ooh, feel that cool water.
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189. So soothing.
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190. Yeah.
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191. Feel that polar bear up here,
chewing on my head.
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192. Oh, my god.
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193. This is a melted polar cap.
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194. No, no.
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195. Polar caps are traditionally
cold.
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196. Ha ha ha.
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197. This—ooh, this is starting to
get hot.
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198. Oh, hell.
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199. We've got to get to that
grill.
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200. I know.
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201. You said it, like, 93 times.
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202. Hurry, somebody.
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203. Hurry.
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204. Mex—Mexicans!
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205. They'll do it.
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206. They do anything.
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207. Who here knows Spanish?
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208. Carl may!
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209. His hair is dark.
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210. That's a good thought.
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211. I'm gonna ask him.
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212. No, no, no!
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213. My father's amateur porno!
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214. I love you, dad, and all those
money shots.
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215. Ow.
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216. Damn it.
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217. It's too damn hot.
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218. Frylock!
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219. Use your fries!
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220. Use them!
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221. That's what I'm doing.
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222. Oh.
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223. Well, I couldn't see that
from here.
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224. We gotta stop bickering.
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225. We's all need to join together
and thank god that...
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226. It's on extra low.
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227. Look, will you just blow it
up like you blow up everything
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228. else?
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229. You bought a grill with a
nuclear core, Shake.
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230. That might make us a little bit
worse off.
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231. Der.
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232. That's why it was illegal.
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233. So why can't you just throw
it into space?
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234. Well, I would, but I'd
probably be destroyed in the
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235. process.
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236. So?
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237. Throw it into space.
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238. Yeah, really.
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239. What's the holdup?
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240. Y'all suck.
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241. I wish Superman was here.
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242. I'd say, "hey, Superman.
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243. Will you mow the lawn while
you're here?"
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244. And he'd be like, "yeah.
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245. I'm Superman.
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246. I know how to work the mower."
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247. Hey, who bought the grill?
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248. He did.
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249. He did.
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250. Thanks.
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251. Hey, you're welcome,
mucus man.
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252. This weather's perfect.
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253. I can finally breathe...
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254. And take over your dumb-ass
planet.
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255. 12 years later, these
selfish, puny humans...
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256. Pass me some more of that
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257. cream cheese, please.
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258. I can't believe they eat
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259. this.
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260. There's no—there's no nutrition
in it.
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261. They don't eat it.
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262. They make more men with it,
shake.
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263. How many times do I have to tell
you that?
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264. I can't do this anymore.
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265. I think a little chunk of brain
came out last time.
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266. Come on, Carl, you've got to.
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267. You gotta have something
in there.
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268. You gotta blow.
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269. Carl, don't you give up on
me.
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270. I need you to lick this toilet
seat.
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271. Come on, it's our only hope.
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272. No, I'm totally immune to
them germs.
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273. I'm not spitting one more
oyster.
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274. Today, they got to deal with me
on my terms.
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275. What is this dissension in
the ranks?
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276. Someone refuses to blow.
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277. No.
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278. I got something you could blow,
all right.
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279. Carl, no.
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280. But why is he the king?
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281. Uh, because he is the
smartest and best...
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282. Looking, and his wisdom led us
to this great utopia.
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283. Isn't that right, handsome
master?
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284. Yes.
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285. That is correct.
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286. Mucus minions, congest him.
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287. At once.
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288. No, Meatwad.
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289. Please.
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290. Come on!
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291. It'll take two of you.
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292. Let's go.
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293. No!
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294. And it doesn't use
carbon-based fossil fuels or
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295. emit chlorofluorocarbons, or
cfcs, which are the main
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296. culprits behind global warming.
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297. That's why you gotta eat your
boogers.
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298. Before the mucuzoids take over.
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299. That's the message I'm spreading
to America.
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300. Our future's at stake, and it's
in your nose.
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301. You must eat your boogers,
America, for the sake of your
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302. grandchildren's lives.
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