1. My name is...
Shake zullaCopy !req
2. you want to trip?Copy !req
3. I'll bring it to ya ♪
♪ Frylock and I'm on topCopy !req
4. rock you like a cop
Meatwad, you're up nextCopy !req
5. with your knock-knock ♪
♪ Meatwad make the moneyCopy !req
6. see?Copy !req
7. Meatwad get the honeys, G
driving in my carCopy !req
8. living like a star
ice on my fingers and my toesCopy !req
9. and I'm a Taurus
uh, check-check it, yeahCopy !req
10. 'cause we are the Aqua Teens
make the homeys say hoCopy !req
11. and the girlies want to scream
'cause we are the Aqua TeensCopy !req
12. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
13. I'm looking at it right now.Copy !req
14. She is so pimped out.Copy !req
15. It's awesome!Copy !req
16. Freakin' hypno rims,
plasma screens.Copy !req
17. I got a tank filled with fuzzy
navels.Copy !req
18. You just shoot it out the back
and get a girl wasted.Copy !req
19. No, I did it with
a home equity loan.Copy !req
20. It's kind of risky,
but it's gonna be worth it.Copy !req
21. When I start raking in theCopy !req
22. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
23. Ok.Copy !req
24. No, I love you, too, mom.Copy !req
25. I know you gotta go.Copy !req
26. $10?Copy !req
27. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
28. What are you coming at me with
this $10 business?Copy !req
29. All right, look,
we'll talk about your foodCopy !req
30. situation over the holiday.Copy !req
31. Right now, I gotta cruise down
the—Copy !req
32. what the?Copy !req
33. Hey!Copy !req
34. Hey, how are you?Copy !req
35. Where are my rims?Copy !req
36. Oh, those are brake rotors.Copy !req
37. No duh, Jackass!Copy !req
38. I want to know where my freakin'
hypno rims are?Copy !req
39. Oh, hypno rims.Copy !req
40. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
41. I think I read about those.Copy !req
42. Aren't those supposed to spin at
the frequency of the femaleCopy !req
43. brain wave, or something like
that?Copy !req
44. And confuse women into thinking
the driver is desirable whenCopy !req
45. he's actually not, right?Copy !req
46. Those—those are the ones,
yeah!Copy !req
47. Where are they?Copy !req
48. Oh, yeah, they're gone.Copy !req
49. We have your rims now,Copy !req
50. fat man.Copy !req
51. Check it out!Copy !req
52. And now we're off on a quest
for honeys that are beyond fly.Copy !req
53. We're gonna get so laid!Copy !req
54. Err, please.Copy !req
55. Innuendo.Copy !req
56. In you're endo, man.Copy !req
57. Get down here!Copy !req
58. I'm gonna whup your space ass!Copy !req
59. Oh, come on, do it, big man.Copy !req
60. You don't got the n—
oh, my god!Copy !req
61. You will never know where we
are, fat man.Copy !req
62. That's right!Copy !req
63. We can be anywhere at any
given time.Copy !req
64. We're gonna circle the mall,
biz-nits.Copy !req
65. For any dumb reason in our
head.Copy !req
66. You're gonna give me them
freakin' rims.Copy !req
67. Ow!Copy !req
68. What's that?Copy !req
69. It tingles.Copy !req
70. He has breached the
force field.Copy !req
71. Hey, man, open the
force field.Copy !req
72. Damage to quadrant 4-a.Copy !req
73. And now you die.Copy !req
74. You just have bedroots.Copy !req
75. We have quadroots.Copy !req
76. Engage woofer speed.Copy !req
77. Mmm!Copy !req
78. Schnapps.Copy !req
79. This, however...Copy !req
80. Is your problem.Copy !req
81. For the record,Copy !req
82. they're supposed to say
"I'm up for grabs."Copy !req
83. It don't.Copy !req
84. But I do have crabs.Copy !req
85. You guys knew that, though.Copy !req
86. How you pay for all this?Copy !req
87. Hey, where you going, Carl?Copy !req
88. Guess I'm gonna walk up to
the strip club and see if theyCopy !req
89. take credit cards.Copy !req
90. Carl, that's over a mile from
here.Copy !req
91. You will not survive!Copy !req
92. I blew all my money on my
car!Copy !req
93. And it won't move!Copy !req
94. What am I supposed to do here?Copy !req
95. To get women?Copy !req
96. And it's taken you this long to
ask the master, eh?Copy !req
97. But first, I want to hear you
say it.Copy !req
98. Say what?Copy !req
99. "Please, master, teach me
the ways of the female form."Copy !req
100. Please, master—
watch me, how I do it.Copy !req
101. Watch the eyes.Copy !req
102. Watch the eyes.Copy !req
103. And that's why he'll never
learn.Copy !req
104. Mmm.Copy !req
105. It's a nice match cut.Copy !req
106. Oh, hey, there.Copy !req
107. You know, what you just
witnessed was a deleted sceneCopy !req
108. from my movie entitled
"untitled Master Shake project."Copy !req
109. Funny, right?Copy !req
110. Funny thing is, it wasn't
even good enough to makeCopy !req
111. the final print—
which isn't done yet.Copy !req
112. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
113. Hey, let's take a look at
another fun clip that you'llCopy !req
114. never see in theaters.Copy !req
115. Roll that clip!Copy !req
116. What clip?Copy !req
117. I rolled a doobie.Copy !req
118. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
119. Roll the clip, you.Copy !req
120. I swear to god, why did I—
all right, I'll do it,Copy !req
121. I'll do it.Copy !req
122. Come on.Copy !req
123. I'm doing it.Copy !req
124. Ahem.Copy !req
125. All right.Copy !req
126. Here we go.Copy !req
127. Do it, please.Copy !req
128. Respect me.Copy !req
129. Just—will you roll the
freakin—oh, Ok.Copy !req
130. Here we go.Copy !req
131. Word up, bitch.Copy !req
132. We're scoring big with your
wheels.Copy !req
133. We got it going on!Copy !req
134. Easy, baby.Copy !req
135. Daddy's free all day.Copy !req
136. So is Err!Copy !req
137. Free for sex!Copy !req
138. They're scoring all up in
there.Copy !req
139. Yeah, I see that.Copy !req
140. They're doing what I should be
doing now—because theyCopy !req
141. got my rims!Copy !req
142. Carl, you don't need special
rims to get the love andCopy !req
143. affection of a good...Copy !req
144. 3 women at one time.Copy !req
145. 'Cause the best rims are the
ones that come from your heart.Copy !req
146. And those are the ones that you
didn't properly thank me for.Copy !req
147. What are you freakin' talking
about?Copy !req
148. Take a look over here.Copy !req
149. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
150. I did that.Copy !req
151. Boy, that's great.Copy !req
152. Yeah.Copy !req
153. Watch this here.Copy !req
154. See?Copy !req
155. How do you like that?Copy !req
156. It's like a hot rod, see?Copy !req
157. Ow!Copy !req
158. Hey, man, did it work?Copy !req
159. Affirmative, Err.Copy !req
160. Awesome.Copy !req
161. They are sweating beads of
jealousy.Copy !req
162. How come we ain't got no fly
honeys yet, man?Copy !req
163. We circled that mall.Copy !req
164. We circled it, like, 3 times.Copy !req
165. We circled a forest, Err.Copy !req
166. That's why squirrels are
following us.Copy !req
167. You said that was a mall.Copy !req
168. I said that probably was the
mall.Copy !req
169. Maybe we should probably get
a map.Copy !req
170. You should probably shut up
from now on.Copy !req
171. Ow!Copy !req
172. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
173. Oh.Copy !req
174. When will they learn?Copy !req
175. Ha ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
176. Ah.Copy !req
177. Oh.Copy !req
178. We all know why 80 million movie
viewers won't be seeing that onCopy !req
179. Memorial Day weekend, huh?Copy !req
180. What.Copy !req
181. You gonna set a 5-day box office
record with that?Copy !req
182. Maybe.Copy !req
183. Yeah, right!Copy !req
184. Don't think so.Copy !req
185. Come on, man.Copy !req
186. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
187. This should be, like,
on the end credits, likeCopy !req
188. "cannonball run."Copy !req
189. You see that?Copy !req
190. Burt Reynolds can't get that
word out 'cause Dom deluise is,Copy !req
191. like, he's jumping up and down.Copy !req
192. Those are called—
he doesn't know.Copy !req
193. That's called a blooper,
and they always go in theCopy !req
194. beginning credits.Copy !req
195. Roll that clip from ray, man.Copy !req
196. 'Cause I want to see that
monster, boy.Copy !req
197. Ha ha.Copy !req
198. Excuse me just a moment.Copy !req
199. You want to see a monster?Copy !req
200. Don't hit me!Copy !req
201. Oh!Copy !req
202. Here's a monster!Copy !req
203. Now, kiss the monster!Copy !req
204. Kiss the monster in the face!Copy !req
205. Oh, no, please!Copy !req
206. You make me do this to you.Copy !req
207. Sorry about that, folks.Copy !req
208. Ah.Copy !req
209. Technical difficulties.Copy !req
210. Is that all you got?Copy !req
211. Ha ha.Copy !req
212. There are plenty of monsters in
Master Shake project.Copy !req
213. Here's another unfortunate clip
that was poorly written, poorlyCopy !req
214. animated, and poorly executed.Copy !req
215. To top it all off, had nothing
to do with the story...Copy !req
216. Which is very compelling.Copy !req
217. Roll the clip, crap stain.Copy !req
218. What's...Copy !req
219. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
220. Reading.Copy !req
221. Which episode is—
which issue is this?Copy !req
222. Ah!Copy !req
223. Yes.Copy !req
224. Roll that clip.Copy !req
225. Roll that hot sticky
honey-coated clip.Copy !req
226. Quick, please.Copy !req
227. Hello.Copy !req
228. Over here.Copy !req
229. Would you please get your piece
of crap out of the road,Copy !req
230. or perhaps I should move it for
you.Copy !req
231. This is our gift to you.Copy !req
232. Our liability coverage is
zero.Copy !req
233. Our balls, however, are
enormous.Copy !req
234. Like our brains.Copy !req
235. Get it?Copy !req
236. Hold your horses.Copy !req
237. Hold on.Copy !req
238. Yeah, we have our hazards on.Copy !req
239. And now they're broken.Copy !req
240. Hey, man.Copy !req
241. Why don't you just, like, go
around.Copy !req
242. I will go around, Err.Copy !req
243. Oh, don't do that, no!Copy !req
244. I'll go round and around and
around and around yet again.Copy !req
245. Watch the yard!Copy !req
246. That's gonna cost a lot of
money to fill.Copy !req
247. Good-bye, fat man.Copy !req
248. I will catch you on the flip
side.Copy !req
249. We have no remorse.Copy !req
250. Oh, don't do th—
oh!Copy !req
251. The rims.Copy !req
252. That's right, fat man.Copy !req
253. Look directly into your rims
and let the waves of hypnosisCopy !req
254. wash over your tiny brain.Copy !req
255. For you are now our slave.Copy !req
256. You must be very hot in those
pants of yours.Copy !req
257. Yes, master.Copy !req
258. Remove them at once and walk
directly towards downtown.Copy !req
259. It is very cool out here now.Copy !req
260. And I shall tell the people in
town this just before my arrest.Copy !req
261. Wait, Err.Copy !req
262. Our new slave can be of vast
importance to us.Copy !req
263. Yes, you're right.Copy !req
264. For I have a plan I do not
have yet.Copy !req
265. And grab your butt while
you're doing that.Copy !req
266. Yes, grab your butt,
and tell us, chubkins,Copy !req
267. what were you doing hanging out
with those zoo animals?Copy !req
268. Yes, slave?Copy !req
269. Tell us out in the road while
you feed this broomstickCopy !req
270. up your ass.Copy !req
271. Good call.Copy !req
272. They...Copy !req
273. Come here...Copy !req
274. For the insane-o—
that hurts.Copy !req
275. Flex.Copy !req
276. You will tell us about this
insane-o-flex.Copy !req
277. Is this far enough, master?Copy !req
278. Until the road dead ends.Copy !req
279. The stick has met with
resistance.Copy !req
280. Your butt requires more wood!Copy !req
281. Nice match cut.Copy !req
282. What happens next?Copy !req
283. You'll never know...Copy !req
284. Who done it.Copy !req
285. Who done what?Copy !req
286. The movie?Copy !req
287. Ha!Copy !req
288. Finally!Copy !req
289. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
290. The project was supposed to be a
mystery.Copy !req
291. Once again, raped by Hollywood.Copy !req
292. And as a result, we end up with
unmysterious clips like this—Copy !req
293. which you better be so ready to
roll.Copy !req
294. Uh—
I just left there.Copy !req
295. Well, maybe you should have
left here.Copy !req
296. And fix your tie.Copy !req
297. It's on straight.Copy !req
298. You're in Hollywood, baby.Copy !req
299. I want to be on-camera...Copy !req
300. 'Cause I look good.Copy !req
301. What, are you a busboy at
Denny's?Copy !req
302. Now, fat man,
the foot creatures have theCopy !req
303. piece, so what must you do?Copy !req
304. Write "fart-monger" on my
face in permanent ink, master.Copy !req
305. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
306. That's right!Copy !req
307. And then—and then...Copy !req
308. Shave off half your Stache!Copy !req
309. Ah ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
310. But with your pants pooled
around your ankles like an oceanCopy !req
311. of shame.Copy !req
312. Yeah, man!Copy !req
313. It's like your standing around
in the shame surf because youCopy !req
314. vacationed on incompetent
island!Copy !req
315. I shall shave with this
hedge clipper as I anticipateCopy !req
316. all that you desire, master.Copy !req
317. Make him tape his big fat
hairy butt cheeks together!Copy !req
318. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
319. You know, so he couldn't poop.Copy !req
320. 'Cause that would be funny.Copy !req
321. That would be boring.Copy !req
322. And you are a child.Copy !req
323. You get to do all the fun
stuff!Copy !req
324. Carl, whoa!Copy !req
325. Whoa, Carl!Copy !req
326. What are you doing?Copy !req
327. Hey, hey, hey, buddy!Copy !req
328. You join a fraternity or
something?Copy !req
329. Lambda phi butt-plug, or what?Copy !req
330. Uh, just thought I'd come by
and see if you wouldn't mindCopy !req
331. busting these eggs all over my
body.Copy !req
332. Carl, for you...Copy !req
333. Of course, I would.Copy !req
334. Make sure you mat it in my
body hair.Copy !req
335. Oh, and also, I want to check
out the insane-o-flex.Copy !req
336. Do a little working out.Copy !req
337. You know what I mean?Copy !req
338. Mind if I sit down, do a few
reps with it?Copy !req
339. Want to take the broom out of
your ass first, or—Copy !req
340. no, I like it there.Copy !req
341. I don't know why, but I do.Copy !req
342. Sure we couldn't talk you
into a pair of shorts.Copy !req
343. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
344. You found the missing piece!Copy !req
345. That's freakin' great!Copy !req
346. Well, yeah.Copy !req
347. I'm having some trouble getting
it in.Copy !req
348. Well, ah, let me see if I can
help you with that.Copy !req
349. I'm good at getting stuff in.Copy !req
350. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
351. Sucker!Copy !req
352. Oh!Copy !req
353. Damn it!Copy !req
354. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
355. Well done, slave.Copy !req
356. Well done.Copy !req
357. Yes, master.Copy !req
358. And now, to complete—
you feed it up your ass.Copy !req
359. Yes, master.Copy !req
360. Hey, I don't want to be a
downer or anything, but...Copy !req
361. Um...Copy !req
362. Well, where's the rest of it,
man?Copy !req
363. There is no rest of it.Copy !req
364. Is there?Copy !req
365. Damn it!Copy !req
366. There is, isn't there?Copy !req
367. Impossible.Copy !req
368. When we showed this to
audiences in the mall ofCopy !req
369. America, they're responses were
varied.Copy !req
370. Ludicrous was a word that we
heard.Copy !req
371. Deplorable.Copy !req
372. That was one.Copy !req
373. Uh, unwatchable.Copy !req
374. Yeah, ha ha.Copy !req
375. But all in all, they were good.Copy !req
376. When I was at that mall,
the security guard took me downCopy !req
377. to the bathroom and said, "this
is how you don't touch people."Copy !req
378. And I says, "what?"
Uh...Copy !req
379. I shouldn't have said that,
should I?Copy !req
380. Are you—
are you serious?Copy !req
381. Ok.Copy !req
382. Let's roll a clip from...Copy !req
383. Meatwad's disco safari...Copy !req
384. Party explosion.Copy !req
385. Come on, now.Copy !req
386. Give it up, now.Copy !req
387. You got it.Copy !req
388. You got it.Copy !req
389. You got it going on.Copy !req
390. Come on, now.Copy !req
391. Who's got it?Copy !req
392. Oh, man!Copy !req
393. Come on, now.Copy !req
394. Yeah, well...Copy !req
395. I like the explosion part.Copy !req
396. That's bad.Copy !req
397. It's gritty.Copy !req
398. It's real.Copy !req
399. And it's gone.Copy !req
400. That's all right.Copy !req
401. That's all right.Copy !req
402. I dubbed it.Copy !req
403. And now...Copy !req
404. Here's a commercial!Copy !req
405. That I—
that I also produced.Copy !req
406. I make those.Copy !req
407. Make a lot of them.Copy !req
408. Let's catch up with Carl
on the cutting room floor.Copy !req
409. Hey.Copy !req
410. That's right, buddy.Copy !req
411. Keep sawing.Copy !req
412. Oh, man.Copy !req
413. I am glad you told me to do
this.Copy !req
414. It's not even sharp,
and he's actually makingCopy !req
415. progress.Copy !req
416. Carl?Copy !req
417. Oh, hey!Copy !req
418. Come on in!Copy !req
419. Shh, hide!Copy !req
420. Yeah, I'm just trying to saw
my leg off with a butter knife.Copy !req
421. Carl, no!Copy !req
422. Damn!Copy !req
423. Why would you want to do
something like that?Copy !req
424. Well, 'cause I got, you know,
hypnotized by my rims there.Copy !req
425. And I got a bunch of crazy
aliens in the bathroom tellingCopy !req
426. me what to do.Copy !req
427. And I'm doing it.Copy !req
428. Well, fry man, you survived
his captivating tale.Copy !req
429. But we have your precious part,
and we will—Copy !req
430. and you'll what?Copy !req
431. We will...Copy !req
432. What?Copy !req
433. What did you want us do to?Copy !req
434. We are here for you...Copy !req
435. Whoa!Copy !req
436. Look who it is!Copy !req
437. It's Carl!Copy !req
438. My next door neighbor from
"untitled Master Shake project."Copy !req
439. Hey, there, happy man.Copy !req
440. Hey, guy!Copy !req
441. You still got that broom up your
butt from the film?Copy !req
442. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
443. Yeah, actually I do.Copy !req
444. You can't see it through the
sweatpants there.Copy !req
445. Huh?Copy !req
446. Yeah, that's broom.Copy !req
447. Yeah, those are some crazy
special effects, huh?Copy !req
448. No!Copy !req
449. Whoo!Copy !req
450. No, I really did have it up
my ass.Copy !req
451. And it's still there.Copy !req
452. Here, let me show you.Copy !req
453. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
454. No, no, no.Copy !req
455. No, it's no trouble.Copy !req
456. I want to do this.Copy !req
457. I want this to fail.Copy !req
458. So, yeah, I can see it.Copy !req
459. See, I was able to trim off
most of the bristles, you know,Copy !req
460. so I could sit without...Copy !req
461. Too much pressure on my head.Copy !req
462. Someone's got writer's block.Copy !req
463. My hmo won't do nothing about
it 'cause they dropped me.Copy !req
464. Wow.Copy !req
465. Let's cut away from you.Copy !req
466. Hey, you guys keep it this
cool in here all the time?Copy !req
467. Talk about hard nipples here.Copy !req
468. Uh, Carl,
you might need to take care ofCopy !req
469. something before you put those
pants on.Copy !req
470. Oh, that's why my neck is so
freakin' stiff.Copy !req
471. Well, look, grab that other end
and sort of just...Copy !req
472. Pull.Copy !req
473. I'm gonna do it fast.Copy !req
474. Very gently, very gently!Copy !req
475. Gently!Copy !req
476. Gently, gently!Copy !req
477. Aagh!Copy !req
478. Oh, shut up.Copy !req
479. I know it hurts.Copy !req
480. Ok.Copy !req
481. Wait, wait.Copy !req
482. I don't understand.Copy !req
483. I mean, if you—
if you took it out, I mean, whyCopy !req
484. is it—why is it still up here?Copy !req
485. Oh, we had some reshoots.Copy !req
486. I lost like 3 days there,
and I—Copy !req
487. we'll talk about it later.Copy !req
488. No, no, no.Copy !req
489. No, we'll talk about it now!Copy !req
490. Now I'm confused here.Copy !req
491. I thought you cut this scene
out.Copy !req
492. Look, I will admit that test
audiences liked it.Copy !req
493. But where's the footage, Carl?Copy !req
494. I don't know, 'cause I lost it.Copy !req
495. Well, we didn't have no
effects budget, so we had to doCopy !req
496. it for real.Copy !req
497. Hey.Copy !req
498. Hey, you want me to pull it out
again?Copy !req
499. Yes!Copy !req
500. Live!Copy !req
501. For the very first time!Copy !req
502. Except for in that previous
deleted scene.Copy !req
503. Meatwad will free the broomstick
from the dank, hairy tomb ofCopy !req
504. Carl's—
he's gone.Copy !req
505. What?Copy !req
506. Yeah, he's gone.Copy !req
507. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
508. That's 'cause I told him to go.Copy !req
509. That's what directors do—
they direct.Copy !req
510. And I directed him to go,
which he did.Copy !req
511. Go ahead.Copy !req
512. Good scene, Carl.Copy !req
513. Now, let's look at this next
film clip.Copy !req
514. I don't have a bed.Copy !req
515. If one does as Err does
enough times, one becomesCopy !req
516. as Err is.Copy !req
517. Would you be a dear and hang
a sheet over those guys.Copy !req
518. They're giving me the creeps.Copy !req
519. I can't sleep with them.Copy !req
520. Let's go.Copy !req
521. Time to start doing what I
ordered you to.Copy !req
522. Look up here.Copy !req
523. We need to motivate and find a
way to stop that machine.Copy !req
524. Uh...Copy !req
525. Will you set the alarm for noon?Copy !req
526. I don't want to let tomorrow get
away from me.Copy !req
527. The rims...Copy !req
528. Don't work on certain brains.Copy !req
529. Well, I don't have a brain.Copy !req
530. I am very proud to say that out
loud.Copy !req
531. All it does it get in the way of
my cat-like instincts.Copy !req
532. Wow, huh?Copy !req
533. We felt that since we cut out
anything having to do with rimsCopy !req
534. or insane-o-flex or a wad of
meat or Frylock that there wouldCopy !req
535. be a slight continuity error
having Frylock at the end of theCopy !req
536. scene here when he was otherwise
banished from the rest of theCopy !req
537. film.Copy !req
538. I cut that scene.Copy !req
539. But the interplay in it
is so damn good,Copy !req
540. it rips my heart out
every time I have to watch it.Copy !req
541. Gotta tell you...Copy !req
542. It hurts.Copy !req
543. You know, what?Copy !req
544. Roll it again.Copy !req
545. Ok.Copy !req
546. Rewind it first, though!Copy !req
547. Yes, from there.Copy !req
548. No, too far.Copy !req
549. Back.Copy !req
550. Just a little more.Copy !req
551. No, just a little.Copy !req
552. Little bit back.Copy !req
553. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
554. You're just past it.Copy !req
555. Back, back.Copy !req
556. No, no.Copy !req
557. Now you passed it again.Copy !req
558. Forward, forward, forward.Copy !req
559. For—stop!Copy !req
560. Too far.Copy !req
561. Back, back.Copy !req
562. Stop.Copy !req
563. Stop it!Copy !req
564. Perfect.Copy !req
565. That's where the magic starts.Copy !req
566. I don't have a bed.Copy !req
567. If one does as Err does
enough times, one becomesCopy !req
568. as Err is.Copy !req
569. Would you be a dear and hang
a sheet over those guys.Copy !req
570. They're giving me the creeps.Copy !req
571. I can't sleep with them.Copy !req
572. Let's go.Copy !req
573. Time to start doing what I
ordered you to.Copy !req
574. Look up here.Copy !req
575. We need to motivate and find a
way to stop that machine.Copy !req
576. Uh...Copy !req
577. Will you set the alarm for noon?Copy !req
578. I don't want to let tomorrow get
away from me.Copy !req
579. The rims...Copy !req
580. Don't work on certain brains.Copy !req
581. Well, I don't have a brain.Copy !req
582. I am very proud to say that out
loud.Copy !req
583. All it does it get in the way of
my cat-like instincts.Copy !req
584. I hate to lose that scene.Copy !req
585. See, I was trying to make it
look like the Mooninites hadCopy !req
586. fired a giant bullet and I
didn't have enough money toCopy !req
587. paint him into a hobbit so he
could just run across theCopy !req
588. countryside in the background
and no one would care about whatCopy !req
589. he does.Copy !req
590. Damn it!Copy !req
591. All in all, still it's...Copy !req
592. It's right on the money.Copy !req
593. Yep.Copy !req
594. Solid Mark.Copy !req
595. Very solid.Copy !req
596. Like my stool.Copy !req
597. You've moved me.Copy !req
598. You know, I hesitate to show youCopy !req
599. this next scene...Copy !req
600. Because it is the ending
of my movie.Copy !req
601. But you know what?Copy !req
602. It's so damn good.Copy !req
603. It's got feeling...Copy !req
604. You know what?Copy !req
605. Let's go full-throttle.Copy !req
606. Screw the suits!Copy !req
607. You just got Christmas early
this year, kids!Copy !req
608. I'm rolling it for you!Copy !req
609. Baby, I want us to grow old
together.Copy !req
610. Have babies—
baby.Copy !req
611. One.Copy !req
612. One baby.Copy !req
613. I hate kids.Copy !req
614. But I know you love 'em.Copy !req
615. And I'll let you out of your box
to feed it.Copy !req
616. Or maybe we could just cut some
holes in the box.Copy !req
617. You read me, baby?Copy !req
618. Hey, come over here.Copy !req
619. All right.Copy !req
620. Now, fellate me as I eat this
expensive ham.Copy !req
621. And she does.Copy !req
622. Twice.Copy !req
623. But we don't have to show it on
the screen.Copy !req
624. It's so boring when you watch a
movie and all they show is bigCopy !req
625. beautiful breasts and sex scenes
one after another.Copy !req
626. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
627. She ate you, boy.Copy !req
628. I'm not saying that it won't
make the movie.Copy !req
629. But, I've been told by many
people that it's not.Copy !req
630. That ain't in the movie?Copy !req
631. Dang executives always screwing
up the art...Copy !req
632. Of cinema.Copy !req
633. Cinnamon?Copy !req
634. Hey, I'm still fighting for
it.Copy !req
635. Cinema.Copy !req
636. 'Cause that's what the core
of this character is all about.Copy !req
637. Family, love...Copy !req
638. Keeping jewel thieves from
stealing the—the jewel stuff,Copy !req
639. the royal Ruby of Aruba.Copy !req
640. There's a lot about that in
there, too.Copy !req
641. I have a—I break into a museum.Copy !req
642. You know, it's 90 minutes.Copy !req
643. We gotta, you know, pack a lot
of in 90 minutes.Copy !req
644. All in all, it's an action
romance horror comedy.Copy !req
645. It's a rom-action-hority.Copy !req
646. And you're gonna pay me 10 bucks
to see it.Copy !req
647. You bet I will.Copy !req
648. When's it come out?Copy !req
649. This Christmas.Copy !req
650. And spring.Copy !req
651. Both.Copy !req
652. You know, when it's re-released
in color.Copy !req
653. Hey.Copy !req
654. Should we do it?Copy !req
655. Do—do what?Copy !req
656. Show them a clip
that actually made the movie.Copy !req
657. I don't care.Copy !req
658. What movie?Copy !req
659. All right!Copy !req
660. Then it's settled!Copy !req
661. It's time to roll that bitch!Copy !req
662. Yes.Copy !req
663. And...Copy !req
664. Scene.Copy !req
665. That's a wrap
for the old Aqua Teen deletedCopy !req
666. scene movie special.Copy !req
667. Until next time, I'll see you on
the pan over to the truckingCopy !req
668. shot before it fades to black.Copy !req
669. Ah, Carl!Copy !req
670. So you found a little prop gun
there for yourself.Copy !req
671. No, no, no.Copy !req
672. It's not a—it's not a prop gun.Copy !req
673. It's a shotgun.Copy !req
674. They use it for—
for death.Copy !req
675. Do we have any more time
left?Copy !req
676. Well, you do.Copy !req
677. Because I want to roll
"Meatwad's sensation celebrationCopy !req
678. disco party time."Copy !req
679. Go ahead.Copy !req
680. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
681. Hey, Carl.Copy !req
682. All right, knucklehead.Copy !req
683. Why don't we roll that clip
again.Copy !req
684. I want you to show me the moment
that I get pissed off at you.Copy !req
685. Carl, look, we have narrative
issues.Copy !req
686. No, I can see that.Copy !req
687. Second act was flabby.Copy !req
688. No help from you.Copy !req
689. We had to fire the caterer
and the studio wanted thoseCopy !req
690. scenes cut.Copy !req
691. Not me.Copy !req
692. Oh, it's them.Copy !req
693. Not you.Copy !req
694. Oh, I see.Copy !req
695. I wanted to go further.Copy !req
696. I said, "let's do CGI."Copy !req
697. They said flatly, "no."Copy !req
698. They wanted gritty realism.Copy !req
699. No, I'm a method actor.Copy !req
700. I understand that, yeah.Copy !req
701. Where do you want it,
the heart or the brain?Copy !req
702. Yeah?Copy !req
703. De Niro would have shoved a
broom up his ass.Copy !req
704. All I would have had to say was
"Bobby, we're thinking about theCopy !req
705. guy's got a broom in his—"
boom, it would have been done.Copy !req
706. No, I know, I know.Copy !req
707. You gotta know what it feels
like up there.Copy !req
708. Where is your brain?Copy !req
709. Know what it's like to have
it up the butt.Copy !req
710. Feel it.Copy !req
711. I'm gonna blow your straw
off.Copy !req
712. That would be funny.Copy !req
713. It's gotta be an extension of
yourself before you can act it.Copy !req
714. Time for your close-up.Copy !req
715. How do you like me now?Copy !req