1. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
66 ezekialCopy !req
2. the old schooler
you want to trip?Copy !req
3. I'll bring it to ya
Frylock and I'm on topCopy !req
4. rock you like a cop
Meatwad, you're up nextCopy !req
5. with your knock-knock
Meatwad make the moneyCopy !req
6. see?Copy !req
7. Meatwad get the honeys, G
driving in my carCopy !req
8. living like a star
ice on my fingers and my toesCopy !req
9. and I'm a Taurus
uh, check-check it, yeahCopy !req
10. 'cause we are the Aqua Teens
make the homeys say hoCopy !req
11. and the girlies want to scream
'cause we are the Aqua TeensCopy !req
12. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
number one in the hood, G.Copy !req
13. Daddy?Copy !req
14. Next door.Copy !req
15. Jackass.Copy !req
16. Daddy!Copy !req
17. No, no!Copy !req
18. You're uh...Copy !req
19. You're probably thinking the guy
next door.Copy !req
20. Big fat guy.Copy !req
21. You take care.Copy !req
22. That's right.Copy !req
23. Get lost.Copy !req
24. Hi!Copy !req
25. Can I help you?Copy !req
26. Daddy?Copy !req
27. I don't think so.Copy !req
28. But you do look like someone I
know.Copy !req
29. Mommy?Copy !req
30. But that's impossible 'cause
he has no penis.Copy !req
31. Hey, is he gone?Copy !req
32. No.Copy !req
33. He's right here.Copy !req
34. You want to talk to him?Copy !req
35. No, no!Copy !req
36. Daddy!Copy !req
37. I don't!Copy !req
38. Send him away.Copy !req
39. Hey, little guy.Copy !req
40. Why don't you come in for a bit.Copy !req
41. It must be hot outside.Copy !req
42. Daddy?Copy !req
43. Don't do it—
hey, hey!Copy !req
44. We were just talking about you.Copy !req
45. Yay!Copy !req
46. Daddy, daddy, up, please!Copy !req
47. Daddy, daddy, up, please!Copy !req
48. Yay!Copy !req
49. Daddy, daddy, daddy!Copy !req
50. Up, please, please, please!Copy !req
51. Up, up, up!Copy !req
52. Please, please, please!Copy !req
53. Daddy...Copy !req
54. Pick him up, Shake.Copy !req
55. He wants to be picked up.Copy !req
56. You pick him up.Copy !req
57. He's your son.Copy !req
58. please, please, please.Copy !req
59. Come here, little man.Copy !req
60. Look at you.Copy !req
61. Aagh!Copy !req
62. You gotta wash your hands
before you pick a baby up.Copy !req
63. He can see the bacteria burning
into his flesh.Copy !req
64. What's your name, little man?Copy !req
65. I don't have a name.Copy !req
66. No one ever gave me one.Copy !req
67. Well, Shake...Copy !req
68. Aren't you gonna name your son?Copy !req
69. Daddy, daddy, daddy!Copy !req
70. Aw!Copy !req
71. Is this your bastard?Copy !req
72. Dad, dad, dad, dad, daddy!Copy !req
73. He ain't mine!Copy !req
74. Well, now that you say it,
I can totally see theCopy !req
75. resemblance, especially in,
like, the cup region.Copy !req
76. I don't know if you can see it,
but I can definitely see youCopy !req
77. guys both looking cup-like.Copy !req
78. Look, yes.Copy !req
79. I have banged hundreds of broads
internationally.Copy !req
80. But know this: I wrap my rascal
two times 'cause I like it to beCopy !req
81. joyless and without sensation as
a way of punishing supermodels.Copy !req
82. Yeah, well, let's see what a
DNA test would say about that.Copy !req
83. Oh, that's where it starts.Copy !req
84. Then pretty soon he's gonna want
65 cents for bus fare, liquorCopy !req
85. for his stomach.Copy !req
86. You know, I counsel dogs in
better shape than you.Copy !req
87. Free-jacking all around here
like you're Mick Jagger.Copy !req
88. Listen!Copy !req
89. Why don't you go hustle on down
to the soup kitchen, Mick.Copy !req
90. Wait a minute!Copy !req
91. Wait!Copy !req
92. Don't go!Copy !req
93. Come back!Copy !req
94. Come back, little Shake!Copy !req
95. Daddy!Copy !req
96. Daddy no want me.Copy !req
97. I'm gonna take a bus to Reno.Copy !req
98. Oh, no.Copy !req
99. That won't do.Copy !req
100. Why don't you just stay here
with us until you're old enoughCopy !req
101. to leave home.Copy !req
102. Hurray!Copy !req
103. Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy,
daddy!Copy !req
104. Hurray!Copy !req
105. Yeah.Copy !req
106. Huzzah.Copy !req
107. I want to name him.Copy !req
108. Can I name him?Copy !req
109. No, he's my son.Copy !req
110. I—no!Copy !req
111. No, he's not my son!Copy !req
112. Nobody can prove that.Copy !req
113. I'm gonna name you
Jesus ezekial Jesus.Copy !req
114. And that's from the Bible.Copy !req
115. EZ-zek-kial?Copy !req
116. That's a good name.Copy !req
117. Ezekial.Copy !req
118. Ezekial!Copy !req
119. I am ezekial!Copy !req
120. That is me!Copy !req
121. Ezekial is—I am.Copy !req
122. Let's everybody have a group
hug for ezekial.Copy !req
123. Group hug!Copy !req
124. Group hug!Copy !req
125. Group hug for ezekial!Copy !req
126. I'm the Sherriff!Copy !req
127. Come on in here, Shake.Copy !req
128. Yeah, sit and spin.Copy !req
129. Swimming!Copy !req
130. Yay!Copy !req
131. Swimming!Copy !req
132. Hey, Zeke, over here.Copy !req
133. Swimming, yay!Copy !req
134. Ha ha.Copy !req
135. A Booga-Booga-Booga-boo!Copy !req
136. A Booga-Booga-Booga!Copy !req
137. No Booga-Booga!Copy !req
138. No Booga-Booga!Copy !req
139. Meatwad, he can speak
English, you know.Copy !req
140. Booga-Booga-Booga.Copy !req
141. Well, that is English.Copy !req
142. Come on, zekey!Copy !req
143. Swim to papa.Copy !req
144. Oh, papa, papa!Copy !req
145. Swimming.Copy !req
146. Come on, you can do it.Copy !req
147. There you go, Shake.Copy !req
148. See?Copy !req
149. Swimming.Copy !req
150. And here he goes.Copy !req
151. No, Shake.Copy !req
152. Yes, Frylock.Copy !req
153. Keep your chin up.Copy !req
154. You don't want to breath that
in.Copy !req
155. Zeke, are you Ok?Copy !req
156. I am a swimmer!Copy !req
157. He could have drown in there,
shake!Copy !req
158. Meatwad's right!Copy !req
159. I know.Copy !req
160. That's why I did it.Copy !req
161. We can't afford college.Copy !req
162. Shake's right.Copy !req
163. Zeke, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
164. Look, will y'all both hold
on?Copy !req
165. No one's going to college, all
right?Copy !req
166. When he gets to be old enough,
he can work security at theCopy !req
167. mall.Copy !req
168. Yay, security at the mall!Copy !req
169. I'm gonna shine a flashlight.Copy !req
170. My son is not gonna be secure
for anything!Copy !req
171. He is going to be a professional
basketball star because that isCopy !req
172. what his what his father demands
of him.Copy !req
173. Ready?Copy !req
174. Yes!Copy !req
175. Achieve on 3.Copy !req
176. One!Copy !req
177. One!Copy !req
178. Two!Copy !req
179. Two!Copy !req
180. Go team Shake!Copy !req
181. Go team Shake!Copy !req
182. Bounce pass!Copy !req
183. Pick the roll, D!Copy !req
184. Will you—Copy !req
185. hey, watch the one!Copy !req
186. Come on!Copy !req
187. They got us in a zone, D!Copy !req
188. Will you get off me, Shake?Copy !req
189. Personal foul!Copy !req
190. I cannot believe you did this!Copy !req
191. This is a friendly game, you
asshole!Copy !req
192. Go on, feed me the rock.Copy !req
193. I'm down low.Copy !req
194. 7 foul shots.Copy !req
195. Meatwad, your man's free over
there.Copy !req
196. Get your man, Meatwad.Copy !req
197. Shut up, boy.Copy !req
198. I got my man boxed in over here.Copy !req
199. You deal with your own business.Copy !req
200. I want to play race car.Copy !req
201. What are you doing standing
around?Copy !req
202. Run to it!Copy !req
203. Don't let the ball come to you.Copy !req
204. You go to the ball!Copy !req
205. Now, now, shoot!Copy !req
206. The clock's ticking!Copy !req
207. Two, one, shoot!Copy !req
208. Uhn!Copy !req
209. Come on!Copy !req
210. Come on!Copy !req
211. In the hole!Copy !req
212. Go in!Copy !req
213. Nothing but net!Copy !req
214. Yay!Copy !req
215. Yay!Copy !req
216. Oh!Copy !req
217. Go in!Copy !req
218. Go in!Copy !req
219. Get in that net, you crazy
whore!Copy !req
220. Oh!Copy !req
221. God!Copy !req
222. You suck at basketball!Copy !req
223. Uhn!Copy !req
224. Boom!Copy !req
225. Go back to your Mama!Copy !req
226. Uhn!Copy !req
227. Uhn!Copy !req
228. Why do you disappoint me?Copy !req
229. Second by second, you waste my
time.Copy !req
230. Shake, Shake, Shake,
let's just have some fun outCopy !req
231. here, Ok?Copy !req
232. Why?Copy !req
233. He sucks.Copy !req
234. Come on, Sucky.Copy !req
235. Before you ruin the entirety of
my future.Copy !req
236. Shake—
the only reason god doesn'tCopy !req
237. erase you from the face of the
earth is because you amuse himCopy !req
238. somehow.Copy !req
239. Shake, you're out of line
now.Copy !req
240. Don't you tell me who's out
of line.Copy !req
241. I'm his father.Copy !req
242. I know what's right for him.Copy !req
243. All right, pal,
you ready?Copy !req
244. Yes!Copy !req
245. One, two—
go team Shake!Copy !req
246. Ok.Copy !req
247. Second serve now.Copy !req
248. Uhn!Copy !req
249. Ok.Copy !req
250. Game.Copy !req
251. Hey, hey, foot-faulted.Copy !req
252. He foot-faulted!Copy !req
253. I am a tennis star!Copy !req
254. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
255. Don't look at your feet!Copy !req
256. Keep your eye on the ball and
then maybe it won't go sailingCopy !req
257. off over the fence, you see?Copy !req
258. But you hit it over theCopy !req
259. fence, boy.Copy !req
260. I saw it.Copy !req
261. Please do not undercut me in
front of the child.Copy !req
262. I am 30 or 40 years old, and I
do not need this.Copy !req
263. Well, which one?Copy !req
264. Is you 30 or 40?Copy !req
265. I don't know.Copy !req
266. Do you understand me?Copy !req
267. Thank you.Copy !req
268. That's nice.Copy !req
269. Shake, Shake!Copy !req
270. Wake up!Copy !req
271. What are you doing?Copy !req
272. My son...Copy !req
273. He doesn't listen.Copy !req
274. Look, whatever.Copy !req
275. Get out of my car.Copy !req
276. It's freakin' 3 bucks a gal—
how long have you been runningCopy !req
277. this engine?Copy !req
278. What, you think I should pay for
this?Copy !req
279. No.Copy !req
280. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
281. You're dead.Copy !req
282. You don't have to worry about
it.Copy !req
283. Meanwhile, your bowels are
leaking all over the dash,Copy !req
284. staining my shag carpet.Copy !req
285. That's freakin' authentic red
Pleather.Copy !req
286. That ain't cheap!Copy !req
287. Yeah.Copy !req
288. Smells like freakin' exhaust
in here.Copy !req
289. You know why I had car wash
people put cocoa butter smell inCopy !req
290. there?Copy !req
291. Because I want prostitutes to
feel welcome.Copy !req
292. I don't want them to feel like
it's a deathtrap.Copy !req
293. I'm sorry, Carl.Copy !req
294. It appears I failed you as well.Copy !req
295. Look.Copy !req
296. I'm sorry.Copy !req
297. I should not have unloaded on
you like that.Copy !req
298. He's a steak knife.Copy !req
299. Go kill yourself on your lawn.Copy !req
300. Hey, Shake,
what you doing?Copy !req
301. I only want my son to feel
guilty for what he's doing toCopy !req
302. me.Copy !req
303. Drag him out here...Copy !req
304. So he can watch me slit my own
throat.Copy !req
305. Oh, he's inside
slaying the chess dragon.Copy !req
306. Oh, he's inside
slaying the chess dragon.Copy !req
307. King e-2 to e-3.Copy !req
308. Bishop e-5 to d-4.Copy !req
309. Check.Copy !req
310. King e-3 to e-103.Copy !req
311. You can't do that!Copy !req
312. That square does not exist!Copy !req
313. That is a blatant violation of
the governing rules!Copy !req
314. King f-u to c-k.Copy !req
315. Yeah!Copy !req
316. Check mate!Copy !req
317. You're the hippopotamus!Copy !req
318. All right!Copy !req
319. Yeah, Zeke!Copy !req
320. Ain't nobody never beat chess
dragon.Copy !req
321. Not even me—
and I'm retarded.Copy !req
322. This little guy beat chess
dragon?Copy !req
323. That's right!Copy !req
324. My son!Copy !req
325. My seed hath slain the chess
dragon!Copy !req
326. Yeah.Copy !req
327. Uh, about that,
we need to talk.Copy !req
328. What's there to talk about?Copy !req
329. The only talk I have is with the
olympic committee.Copy !req
330. No, I mean he's not your son.Copy !req
331. I know you never had sex.Copy !req
332. Ha.Copy !req
333. I've hit that.Copy !req
334. Ha ha.Copy !req
335. Hit what?Copy !req
336. Booty.Copy !req
337. What?Copy !req
338. Where?Copy !req
339. Who?Copy !req
340. With what?Copy !req
341. I will address each question
as the time comes.Copy !req
342. Look, I checked your DNA when
you were passed out in Carl'sCopy !req
343. car.Copy !req
344. There's no match.Copy !req
345. Vroom!Copy !req
346. In fact, Zeke is older than
you are.Copy !req
347. I'm 4,000 years old!Copy !req
348. Right.Copy !req
349. Like there's two talking
milk Shakes.Copy !req
350. Flying!Copy !req
351. Flying!Copy !req
352. I'm having an adventure!Copy !req
353. There were.Copy !req
354. f-finger puppets
f-f-f-f-finger puppetsCopy !req