1. the old schooler
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Frylock and I'm on top
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Meatwad, you're up next
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Meatwad make the money
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6. Meatwad get the honeys, G
driving in my car
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ice on my fingers and my toes
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uh, check-check it, yeah
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9. 'cause we are the Aqua Teens
make the homeys say ho
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10. and the girlies want to scream
'cause we are the Aqua Teens
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number one in the hood, G.
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"I ate it off the sidewalk
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Ha ha ha ha.
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16. Hey, you know what a walrus and
tupperware have in common?
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18. No takers over at that table,
right, ladies?
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21. I wasn't always a superstar.
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about something you'd throw
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lapping on the shore.
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37. What is your name?
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India and they're my favorite
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see if you starring in another
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show?
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to the roid.
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to the roid.
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boobs flapping around!
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100. Yeah, no one gets it but me,
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104. What's it about?
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105. Well, you know, it's pretty
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106. 'Cause whenever I look up,
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108. But, hey, I got all day to do
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110. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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119. Nah, don't worry about that.
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127. How's it look?
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148. Ugh!
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152. Frylock, you know me.
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155. Look, we gotta do something
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what the deal is.
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160. Just do me one favor and don't
destroy it until I get down, Ok?
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167. Further!
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172. I think the blood's coming
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190. What's up, fry-lam.
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georm loam.
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god bless you and all you do
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you look tasty and heavily
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my ex-girlfriend—
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can you get me a regular gig?
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many yorloks for this?"
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baby.
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back up another week or two."
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the yorlok.
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seals in freshness, the yorlok?
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doodoo industries.
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universe.
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under radio imagining
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though, not the Beverly Hills
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Carl.
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where's—where's Frylock?
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'cause we'll be...
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shake show on every channel.
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down at the barbecue joint,
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