Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3x9

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With a case of beer on the line, Meatwad, Carl, and Shake all battle to see who can loose the most weight. Carl uses a special candy bar to drop pounds while Frylock makes Meatwad lose weight the manual way. Shake just works to impede the others.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

2. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

3. - WE KNOW YOU EAT - YOUR OWN FARTS.

4. - UM, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE

5. WRITING IT ON OUR SHIP.

6. YOU SEE THAT, RIGHT?

7. - THEY SHOULDN'T DO THAT,

8. BUT THEY ARE FILLED WITH SHAME.

9. ADMISSION IS THE FIRST STEP

10. IN RECOVERY.

11. - YEAH, BUT THEY'RE - MAKING IT LOOK LIKE,

12. YOU KNOW, LIKE WE LIKE

13. TO DO THAT.

14. - HA HA HA HA!

15. - THEY... NO!

16. WE DO NOT EAT OUR OWN FARTS!

17. - WELL, THEN WHY DID YOU

18. OF YOUR SHIP,

19. PAINT THAT ON THE SIDE

20. UNLESS YOU LONG TO CONSUME

21. YOUR OWN FARTS?

22. - IT'S SO PATHETIC. - EWW, THAT'S... GROSS.

23. - WHAT KIND OF A CREATURE

24. ITS OWN FARTS, ERR?

25. GETS NUTRITION FROM

26. - THEY DO, MAN.

27. - THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

28. - F-A-R-T-S.

29. - WE'LL JUST CUT OUR LOSSES

30. AND WALK AWAY.

31. - NEIN! THE TIME FOR MATURITY

32. IS OVER!

33. YES, I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER

34. MILLION... NO, HOLD ON.

35. 50 MILLION LARGE PIZZAS.

36. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

37. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

38. OOH. OH, HEY, CARL.

39. HOW'S IT GOING?

40. - HEY WHAT?

41. - I'M JUST POWER WALKING.

42. - WHAT ARE YOU FRIGGIN'

43. DOING THAT FOR?

44. YOU'RE JUST GONNA DIE.

45. - WELL, YEAH, I KNOW,

46. - BUT I NEED TO DROP - A COUPLE POUNDS.

47. MY FEET SO FAT I CAN'T

48. GET INTO MY ROLLER SKATES,

49. AND MY NECKERCHIEF

50. LOOK AT THIS.

51. DON'T FIT ANYMORE.

52. - UHH, UHH. - IT'S A STICKUP.

53. IT DON'T WORK.

54. I'LL LOOK LIKE A FOOL.

55. I DO THIS AT A BANK ROBBERY,

56. - ALL RIGHT. - THE RUNNING MAN.

57. - OH, NO, NO, NO. - I POWER WALK.

58. SON OF A... LOOK AT THIS.

59. - HOW FAR DID YOU RUN, MEATWAD?

60. - I POWER WALKED DOWN TO

61. - THAT PILE OF GUMMI BEARS - AND BACK.

62. I SHOULD PROBABLY SET THE PILE

63. OUT FURTHER, OR CLOSER,

64. SO I CAN GET AT 'EM.

65. - MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T EAT

66. YOU REACH THEM.

67. THE GUMMI BEARS ONCE

68. - BUT IT'S A HALFWAY POINT.

69. - IF YOU DON'T PUT - THE GUMMI BEARS OUT,

70. THERE AIN'T NO REASON TO RUN,

71. - OR POWER WALK, - WHICH IS WHAT I DO.

72. - WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY - YOU WASTE YOUR TIME EXERCISING.

73. IT'S JUST SWEAT YOU'RE

74. GOING TO HAVE TO WASH OFF.

75. EXERCISING'S FOR DUMMIES

76. AND WOMEN.

77. —YEAH, MAN. - YOU OUGHT TO HOP ON MY DIET.

78. STARTED IT 2 DAYS AGO

79. MY TARGET WEIGHT.

80. AND I'M ALREADY AT

81. - WHICH IS?

82. DIET, BABY.

83. - SOUTH BRONX PARADISE

84. YEAH. THE TWIST IS,

85. YOU EAT MORE THAN YOU WANT,

86. AND THEN YOU SUPPLEMENT THAT

87. WITH A SPECIAL CANDY BAR,

88. AND IT AIN'T LIKE THEM

89. SISSY NO-CRABS DIETS, EITHER.

90. - UH, I THINK THAT'S - NO CARBS, CARL.

91. - SEE, BUT I HAVE CRABS,

92. SO I DON'T QUALIFY FOR THAT.

93. HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT BEFORE?

94. - YEAH. - FUNNY STORY.

95. - WELL, I DON'T HAVE

96. TO WATCH WHAT I EAT,

97. OR WHAT I DO.

98. CALL ME MR. UNTOUCHABLE.

99. - YEAH, AND THAT'S WHY

100. FOR HEART DISEASE.

101. YOU'RE A CANDIDATE

102. - WELL... I HAVE 3 HEARTS,

103. BECAUSE I'M FROM TATOOINE,

104. AND MY MOTHER...

105. - NO, YOU'RE NOT.

106. - REALLY. INTERESTING.

107. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I GET

108. ON ALDERAAN.

109. MY PHYSICAL EVERY YEAR

110. - THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

111. - WELL... I'M...

112. I AM FROM THE DAGOBAH SYSTEM.

113. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES,

114. SORRY TO BREAK UP THE TEA PARTY,

115. BUT IT'S TIME FOR MY

116. AFTERNOON CANDY BAR.

117. - AND YOU AIN'T GOT - TO RUN OR NOTHIN'?

118. - NOPE. - I WANT TO DO HIS DIET.

119. - MEATWAD, YOU SHOULD - LOSE WEIGHT THE RIGHT WAY,

120. BY EATING A WELL-BALANCED MEAL

121. AND EXERCISE.

122. - OR LOSE IT THE FUN WAY.

123. EAT THESE CANDY BARS

124. AND SIT ON YOUR ASS

125. AS IT GETS THINNER AND THINNER.

126. - OR DO IT MY WAY.

127. DON'T DO IT.

128. WHAT'S THAT, R2?

129. WITH NO PANTS?

130. DID YOU ALL HEAR THAT?

131. HE'S CRAZY.

132. - ALL RIGHT, CARL, - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

133. I'LL BET YOU A CASE

134. OF YOUR FAVORITE BEER

135. - THAT MEATWAD LOSES - MORE WEIGHT THAN YOU

136. DOING IT THE HEALTHY WAY.

137. - YEAH. YOU'RE ON.

138. - AND IF I WIN,

139. BOTH OF Y'ALL GET TOGETHER,

140. BUY ME A MOTORCYCLE

141. AND A PINK iPOD MINI.

142. - NO.

143. SOME HOME ELECTRONICS.

144. - ALL I WANT IS

145. HE GETS TO GO TO

146. THE DAMN DAGOBAH SYSTEM.

147. - OH, R2. - HA HA HA HA

148. - COME ON, BABY.

149. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON

150. LIFT IT UP.

151. - COME ON. - I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.

152. - COME ON. - I KNOW IT'S IN YOU.

153. - I KNOW YOU GOT IT - IN YOU, BABY.

154. - UHH. ONE.

155. - ALL RIGHT, MEATWAD, - THAT WAS GOOD.

156. THAT WAS GREAT.

157. NOW I WANT YOU TO GO FOR 2.

158. - THIS IS TOO HARD.

159. - I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT. - COME ON!

160. - YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

161. I'M GOING BACK DOWN TO PINK.

162. SEE? NOW PINK IS

163. CHALLENGING AND MACHO,

164. AND I'M FEELING THE BURN

165. WITH THIS.

166. - MMM, MMM! HEY...

167. HEY, YOU GUYS WANT ANY OF THIS

168. POPCORN BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS?

169. - POPCORN! - BOY, IS IT GOOD.

170. - OVER HERE, PLEASE.

171. - WELL, THERE'S NONE LEFT.

172. ONLY 2 TUBS SURVIVED

173. FROM THE FORCE.

174. - SHAKE, YOU KNOW - HE CAN'T EAT THAT.

175. - COME ON. I KNOW.

176. HE'S GOT WILLPOWER.

177. HE WILL NOT NOT EAT IT.

178. - WHAT MOVIE WE WATCHING? - NO, MEATWAD.

179. - LOOK, WE GOT TO DO - 30 MINUTES ON THE STAIR-STEPPER.

180. - SON OF A... - COME ON. - IT'LL BE FUN.

181. - AND THEN... AND THEN

182. AND GET SURGERY

183. I'M GONNA GO OFF

184. WHILE YOU AIN'T LOOKING,

185. AND GET THEM TO SUCK

186. ALL THE REST OF IT OUT

187. WITH A TUBE.

188. IS THAT OK?

189. - COME ON, NOW. - ALL YOU GOT IS 5 MORE MINUTES.

190. YOU CAN DO THIS.

191. BUT I WANT LIPS

192. LIKE A TOMB RAIDER.

193. I GOT NOTHING. FLAT LIPS.

194. THEY AIN'T SULTRY.

195. - FUNNEL CAKES!

196. GET YOUR HOT FUNNEL CAKES HERE!

197. - FUNNEL CAKES!

198. THE TOMB RAIDER!

199. - FUNNEL CAKES FROM

200. - YOU HAVE TO FRY THOSE

201. HERE, SHAKE?

202. - YEAH, I DO.

203. WHO'S READY?

204. FOR A FUNNEL CAKE.

205. SOMEONE MUST BE READY

206. I WISH I COULD FIND SOMEONE.

207. - SHAKE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

208. HAVE THIS STUFF.

209. YOU KNOW HE CAN'T

210. - I DON'T KNOW. - I'M CONFLICTED.

211. - PART OF ME WANTS - TO SHOW IT TO HIM

212. - AND THEN WOLF IT DOWN - IN FRONT OF HIM,

213. AND YET PART OF ME WANTS

214. AND LOSE THE BET.

215. TO SEE HIM EAT IT

216. I JUST DON'T KNOW

217. WHO TO TRUST ANYMORE.

218. - ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

219. - CAN YOU JUST HIT ME - WITH SOME BATTER FROM THERE?

220. - HEY, BATTER, BATTER, BATTER,

221. SA-WING, BATTER!

222. - NO, MEATWAD, NO BATTER.

223. LOOK, I'VE ALREADY GOT

224. YOUR DINNER SPECIALLY PREPARED.

225. A GOOD STEAK.

226. - HMM. THIS HERE'S

227. A LITTLE CHEWY,

228. BUT IT WILL DO.

229. - WELL, BECAUSE THE STEAK

230. IS A CAT TOY.

231. - BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY - A CAT WOULD PLAY WITH A STEAK,

232. BUT I JUST PUT IT IN THERE

233. YOUR REAL DINNER,

234. TO GET YOU EXCITED ABOUT

235. THIS CELERY STALK RIGHT HERE.

236. MMM.

237. - WELL, IT AIN'T WORKING.

238. - NOW, IF YOU EXPECT ME - TO EAT THIS,

239. YOU GOING TO HAVE TO SUPPLY ME

240. WITH SOME WING SAUCE.

241. - HOW ABOUT A TWIST OF LEMON?

242. - HOW ABOUT A TWIST OF

243. I GOUGE YOUR... EYES OUT?

244. GET ME THE... WING SAUCE.

245. - CAN I MAKE THAT

246. A LA MODE FOR YOU?

247. - YES, 2 SCOOPS, PLEASE.

248. - ALL RIGHT. 2.

249. COME ON, 4.

250. 8. DREAM BIG.

251. BE SOMEBODY.

252. - SHAKE, GET OUT OF HERE.

253. - I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!

254. - HE'S NOT. - I'M TIRED OF THIS DIET.

255. CAN'T EAT WHAT I WANT.

256. WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING?

257. - THERE ISN'T ANY. - HOLD MY GUN FOR ME, WILL YOU?

258. - I SAID, GET OUT OF HERE.

259. - CARLOS!

260. - GOOD AFTERNOON, THERE, LADIES.

261. - WHOA! YOU'RE LOOKING

262. PRETTY SKINNY THERE, DUDE!

263. - HOW ABOUT YOU,

264. A COUPLE FUNNEL CAKES?

265. UH, HOOK ME UP WITH

266. - YOU GOT IT, STICKS.

267. - AND, UH, GO WAY HEAVY

268. ON THE POWDERED SUGAR.

269. - MAN, YOU LOOKING PRETTY GOOD.

270. - YEAH, WHAT'D I TELL YOU, MAN?

271. SOUTH BRONX PARADISE

272. HA HA HA HA, YEAH.

273. ALL THE WAY, BABY.

274. ALL I GOTTA EAT ARE

275. GET PLENTY OF SLEEP,

276. THESE CANDY BARS,

277. AND NO EXERCISE, THOUGH.

278. THAT'S A NO-NO.

279. - TECHNICALLY, I SHOULD'VE - DRIVEN OVER HERE.

280. - YOU DON'T MIND IF - I TAKE A LOOK AT ONE OF THOSE - CANDY BARS, DO YOU?

281. - YEAH, THEY'RE $8.00

282. APIECE THERE, FRY MAN,

283. SO, UH, YOU LOOK.

284. - HEY, CAN I JUST HAVE

285. ONE FUNNEL CAKE...

286. EATING CONTEST?

287. - YEAH. - PILE 'EM UP RIGHT HERE - AND GET THE CLOCK.

288. - IT'S RUNNING RIGHT NOW, - 'CAUSE I'M GONNA...

289. I'M GONNA WHUP YOUR ASS

290. ON THIS DIET, BOY.

291. - YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE BET.

292. - OH, OK!

293. SORRY!

294. THEN I'M PART OF THE BET.

295. YOU HEARD HIM.

296. I'M IN IT.

297. - WELL, ME RUNNING.

298. - SAY, CARL, DO YOU HAVE

299. THESE CANDY BARS?

300. ANY IDEA WHAT'S IN

301. - NO, I DO NOT.

302. - WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE - TO LOOK THROUGH THIS SCOPE

303. - AND JUST SEE WHAT - YOU'VE BEEN EATING?

304. - NO. IT'S SOUTH BRONX

305. PARADISE, BABY!

306. - IT'S SOUTH BRONX PARASITE. - YEAH, WHATEVER.

307. - DID YOU EVEN READ THE WRAPPER?

308. - THAT'S TYPICAL LIBERAL MEDIA. - PARASITE, PARADISE.

309. YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO SHED

310. I KNOW THAT.

311. POUNDS WITHIN HOURS.

312. - YEAH, BECAUSE THERE'S

313. FEEDING ON YOUR FLESH.

314. LARVAE INSIDE OF YOU

315. - WHAT AM I, - NERD SCIENTIST HERE?

316. HEY, LOOK, SAVE THE DISSERTATION

317. FOR MY ASS,

318. BEFORE IT TOTALLY DISAPPEARS.

319. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

320. SOUTH BRONX PARADISE!

321. - HEY, CARL, YOU LEFT THIS.

322. COMING OUT YOUR BUTT.

323. - YEAH, I THOUGHT I FELT

324. SOMETHING SORT OF SLIP.

325. - EWW, IT'S A HUMAN LIVER.

326. IS THIS YOURS, CARL?

327. - OH, ALL RIGHT. - HERE WE GO.

328. I DON'T KNOW.

329. WHO CARES?

330. DEAD WEIGHT IS WHAT THAT IS.

331. - C-C-CAN I HAVE IT?

332. - NO, MEATWAD.

333. - WHAT? I'M ABOUT TO DIE

334. OF HUNGER HERE.

335. I NEED MEAT!

336. - OH, YES!

337. TODAY IS THE DAY!

338. THE GLORY TRAIN IS TAKING OFF!

339. - FOR WHAT?

340. - WELL, I GET THAT CASE OF BEER, - LIKE YOU PROMISED.

341. - LOOK, SHAKE, YOU'RE NOT PART

342. OF THE BET. YOU NEVER WERE.

343. - BUT I WANT TO BE. - WELL, YOU'RE NOT.

344. - MEATWAD, I'M GONNA GO - CHECK ON CARL.

345. SEE IF HE'S READY

346. TO STEP ON THOSE SCALES.

347. - WELL, I'LL BE HERE,

348. WAITING TO REAP IN

349. THE GLORY OF WINNING.

350. AND WE'RE IN THERE IN THE HOUSE,

351. THE MASTER SHAKE TITLE TOWN!

352. T-I-T... AAH!

353. - UH, CARL? - YOU IN HERE?

354. CARL?

355. HELLO?

356. - YEAH. - NO.

357. - I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN,

358. FROM YOUR LIVING ROOM.

359. I CAN HEAR YOU, LIKE, TALKING,

360. I GOT SOME SORT OF

361. CRAZY, AMAZING HEARING.

362. - THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT THAT - IN THE BOOK.

363. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

364. - EH, IT'S PART OF THE DIET.

365. THEY SAY, YOU KNOW, IF YOU, UH,

366. - WANT TO SLIDE AROUND - ON YOUR STOMACH,

367. DON'T FIGHT THE URGE.

368. - YOU REALIZE YOU'RE - UP ON THE CEILING, CARL.

369. - OH. OH, YEAH, THAT.

370. I LIKE TO BE NEXT TO THIS LIGHT.

371. LIKE, REAL NEXT TO IT.

372. WATCH.

373. WHAT ARE YOU, QUEER?

374. - OH, CARL!

375. - I TOLD YOU I COULD EAT

376. WHATEVER I WANT WITH THIS DIET.

377. IT'S FRICKIN' GREAT!

378. AND THE KICKER,

379. NO LONG-TERM RAMIFICATIONS.

380. - WHATEVER, WHATEVER,

381. WHATEVER, CARL, OK?

382. - LOOK, IT'S TIME FOR - THE WEIGH-IN.

383. - I HAD NO IDEA

384. IN THESE, YOU KNOW?

385. THERE WAS SO MUCH PROTEIN

386. HEY.

387. - MEAT! - MEATWAD, NO!

388. - HEY, THAT'S NO FAIR!

389. HE CAN'T BE TAKING STUFF OFF

390. BEFORE HE GETS ON THE SCALE!

391. - JUST, UH, PROP ME

392. AGAINST THE WALL OVER THERE.

393. - HANG ON, EVERYBODY, WAIT.

394. I'M ABOUT TO WIN THIS BITCH.

395. - YOU'RE NOT PART OF - THE DAMN BET, SHAKE.

396. - OH, YEAH? - IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

397. WHY DON'T YOU HIT

398. AND THEN YOU TELL ME?

399. THAT SWITCH OVER THERE,

400. - ALL RIGHT.

401. GET ON THE SCALE, MEATWAD.

402. - HOW ARE WE LOOKING?

403. - YOU WEIGH 2 MORE POUNDS

404. THAN YOU DID LAST WEEK.

405. - OH, FUDGE.

406. DOES ANYONE WANT SOME?

407. IT'S GOOD.

408. GOT NUTS IN IT.

409. - CARL, YOU READY?

410. - IT'S PECAN FUDGE.

411. - YEAH. HA HA HA HA.

412. - WE'RE DOING THIS THING - RIGHT NOW.

413. AND IT IS IN YOUR...

414. - I WIN, BROTHER!

415. I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!

416. IN YOUR FACE, FRYLOCK.

417. I WIN.

418. - COME ON, - WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING?

419. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

420. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

421. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

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