Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3x8

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Meatwad has a new video game to play. Upon beating it, the Mooninites drop in to crown him the Moon Master and call on him to help them defeat a great foe.

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1. - SPACECATAZ.

2. - IT'S TIME TO SEND

3. A MESSAGE, ERR.

4. A MESSAGE, COMMA, ERR,

5. NOT A MESSENGER.

6. LET'S JUST GO.

7. - LOOK AT THEM, - SO STUPID AND SO SAD

8. THAT THEY ADMIT

9. THEIR OWN ADDICTION.

10. WE KNOW YOU EAT YOUR OWN FARTS.

11. - CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY - TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

12. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

13. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

14. - HEY, HEY. YEAH, YOU.

15. WHERE IS MY HIGH-POWERED

16. VIDEO GAME CONSOLE?

17. BECAUSE I WILL KICK SOME ASS

18. IF I DO NOT FIND IT.

19. - I TOLD MYSELF - I WASN'T GOING TO,

20. - BUT YOU'VE BEEN - VERY GOOD THIS WEEK,

21. SO I UPGRADED IT

22. WITH THESE SPECIAL CHIPS.

23. - HEY, THEM CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

24. - YEAH, AND THEM'S ANTS.

25. IT'S A NEW GAME

26. CALLED "ANT MADNESS,"

27. ONLY THIS TIME,

28. THE GAME IS REAL.

29. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

30. - DELICIOUSLY. HOW'S IT WORK?

31. WHAT'S THE OBJECT?

32. HOW MANY BOSSES MUST I FACE?

33. - IT IS A RACE - AGAINST TIME AND TERROR

34. TO SAVE THE WORLD,

35. STARRING ERIC STOLTZ.

36. - OH, YEAH, YEAH.

37. I PLAY THIS ALL THE TIME.

38. - PLAY AGAIN!

39. HURRY, MAN,

40. BEFORE THERE'S STILL TIME.

41. - JUST ROLL AROUND IN THERE?

42. - YEAH. JUST PISS THEM OFF

43. REAL GOOD.

44. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

45. - BOOM! HA HO! - DAMN IT.

46. YOU ARE SO PREDICTABLE.

47. - PAY UP, BABE! - SHOOT.

48. - I AM THE MASTER

49. AND THE COMMANDER.

50. - ANY MORE CHOCOLATE IN THERE?

51. - I THINK WE GOT IT ALL.

52. - DAMN, THAT'S A GOOD GAME...

53. CHALLENGING YET NUTRITIOUS.

54. SO LET'S PLAY IT AGAIN.

55. - DAMN, DON'T YOU HAVE - ANY OTHER GAMES?

56. - I FOUND THIS ONE - UNDER MY PILLOW,

57. THANKS TO THE GAME FAIRY.

58. - WHAT'S IT CALLED, - "ANAL BLAZER"?

59. - BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE TO - PLAY OVER AND OVER, DON'T YOU?

60. YOU KNOW HOW YOU PLAY IT?

61. I'LL TELL YOU.

62. LEVEL ONE IS AT A TRUCK STOP

63. FILLED WITH LONELY TRUCKERS.

64. LEVEL TWO IS

65. ALONG THE HIGHWAY.

66. AT A PUBLIC REST ROOM

67. - SHAKE. - SHAKE.

68. - WHOO! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

69. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

70. - AW, YOU WON ALREADY.

71. - I RULE YOUR WORLD.

72. - CONGRATULATIONS.

73. YOU'RE THE MOONMASTER.

74. - THAT'S RIGHT, MOON.

75. YOU BEST CHECK YOURSELF.

76. FIRST, YOU WRECK YOURSELF.

77. - LEVEL TWO.

78. UNBELIEVABLE.

79. - YES, I AM. THANK YOU.

80. - LEVEL 3. BEWARE THE GORGOTRON.

81. - WHAT'S THAT OLD - GORGOTRON DOING?

82. - HE'S IN LOVE.

83. SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD.

84. HEAD SHOT. RAMPAGE.

85. KILLING SPREE.

86. YOU HAVE MASTERED "MOONMASTER."

87. YOU ARE THE MOONMASTER.

88. - NO ING WAY.

89. - YES WAY, ERR,

90. FOR WE ARE BLESSED

91. TO BE IN THE PRESENCE

92. OF THE MOONMASTER.

93. - BUT NOBODY MAKES IT

94. PAST LEVEL 3.

95. - SOMEONE JUST DID, ERR.

96. BOW DOWN BEFORE HIM,

97. FOR HE IS OUR LORD.

98. - THAT'S RIGHT. KISS THE FLOOR.

99. NOW GET UP. YOU SICKEN ME.

100. - A MILLION SPACE PARDONS.

101. - OK.

102. - WE HAVE DISTRIBUTED THIS GAME

103. TO SEEK OUT

104. - AND FIND GIFTED WARRIORS - TO AID US

105. IN OUR REAL-LIFE STRUGGLE

106. AGAINST THE REAL-LIFE GORGOTRON.

107. - HE'S REAL, AND HE HATES US.

108. - AND HE HATES US.

109. - "THE GORGOTRON HAS DESTROYED

110. OUR ARMIES AND VILLAGES

111. "AND PEOPLE AND ALL OF OUR PETS,

112. AND HE HAS LAID WASTE

113. TO OUR CRAPS."

114. - "CROPS" IS WHAT I TYPED, ERR.

115. - BUT IT SAYS "CRAPS."

116. - I KNOW. - "CRAPS" IS FUNNIER.

117. - I'VE PROCESSED THAT HUMOR.

118. - IT SHOULD BE "CRAPS" - BECAUSE "CRAPS" IS A FUNNY WORD.

119. - MAYBE WE'LL GO WITH THAT.

120. ANYWAY, THE NEEDS OF THE MANY

121. OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE ONE,

122. AND IF YOU THINK I GOT THAT

123. FROM "STAR TREK,"

124. YOU ARE VERY WRONG, MISTER.

125. - SO WON'T YOU PLEASE HELP US...

126. SAVE OUR CRAPS?

127. - ERR, PLEASE STOP FUELING

128. MY SILENT RAGE.

129. - ANYTHING FOR THE FUTURE

130. OF THE MOON.

131. - WHAT KIND OF CRAPS - Y'ALL GROW UP THERE?

132. - AIN'T GOT - UP THERE, MAN. - IT'S THE MOON.

133. - FIRST, WE MUST TRAIN YOU.

134. YOU CAN'T GO

135. - HE'S RIGHT.

136. INTO BATTLE LIKE THAT.

137. - YOU WOULD - INSTANTLY TURN TO VAPOR.

138. - WELL, WHAT YOU NEED

139. IS OUR FREE WARRIOR KIT.

140. - OH, MOST DEFINITELY.

141. - WE'RE SELLING IT, - AND YOU'RE BUYING IT.

142. - IT'S GOT THE HELMET,

143. ENERGY BARS, ELECTRIC SHOES,

144. GORGOTRON REPELLENT,

145. "MOONMASTER" STICKERS,

146. AND NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME,

147. INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO.

148. - AND IT'S ALL FREE.

149. - OK. HOW DO I GET THAT?

150. - YOU PAY FAR - OUT THE ASS FOR IT.

151. - IT'S JUST 3 EASY INSTALLMENTS - OF $29.99.

152. - UNLESS YOU WANT

153. WHICH IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DO.

154. OUR RACE TO DIE,

155. - OH, NO, NO.

156. THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS FREE.

157. I DON'T WANT THAT, BUT I

158. - IT WAS FREE.

159. A TRUE WARRIOR WOULD HAVE

160. JUMPED ON IT LIKE A BEAST

161. BEFORE IT WENT

162. STRAIGHT UP TO $99.99.

163. - WELL, DAMN, - I GUESS I DO NEED TRAINING.

164. - WHAT YOU NEED IS RECOGNITION.

165. - FOR A ONE-TIME CHARGE,

166. GET YOUR NAME PLACED

167. - IN THIS HANDSOME, - LEATHER-BOUND VOLUME

168. - OF "WHO'S WHO - AMONG MOONMASTERS."

169. - YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE, - AND YOU'RE ON PAGE ONE.

170. - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

171. THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD DEAL.

172. - YES, IT IS, CATHY.

173. - SHAKE!

174. SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE,

175. SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE...

176. - WHAT?

177. - OH, SO YOU JUST WALTZ OUT HERE

178. AND THINK THAT YOU'RE

179. GONNA FACE A TRUE WARRIOR

180. AND THEN, YOU KNOW,

181. OF MY WARRIOR LIST?

182. SIGN MY SHEET TO BE PART

183. - OH, YOU BETTER - BELIEVE I WILL...

184. AFTER THESE MESSAGES.

185. - SHAKE!

186. I SAID YOU BETTER COME OUT HERE

187. AND FACE A TRUE WARRIOR.

188. - ALL RIGHT. IS THAT IT? - HAS HE BEEN FACED?

189. - YOU DONE MESSED UP

190. THE LUNAR SCEPTER.

191. THERE IS BUT ONE

192. IN THE KNOWN GALAXY.

193. - WELL, THANK GOD - I BOUGHT THE 3-PACK.

194. - THANK GOD I BROUGHT 3 SHELLS.

195. COME ON. WHIP THEM OUT.

196. - WELL, WHIP ON THIS.

197. ALL RIGHT. HANG ON.

198. "SHA NA NA NA,

199. SHA NA NA NA NA."

200. - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

201. - "GET A JOB."

202. - "GET A JOB." WHAT?

203. - ARE YOU FEELING,

204. MELTING SENSATION?

205. LIKE, ANY SORT OF, LIKE,

206. - NO, BUT IF I DO,

207. I'M GONNA TOTALLY TELL ON YOU.

208. THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO JAIL.

209. - NO, NO, NO, PLEASE! NO JAIL.

210. - OH, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT...

211. - NO, NO, NO. JUST...

212. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.

213. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN,

214. BUT STAND STILL.

215. I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN.

216. "SHA NA NA NA..."

217. - IMPOSSIBLE.

218. - THE LUNAR MELTING AMULET - IS CONSTRUCTED

219. OF HIGH-TENSILE MOON NOODLES.

220. NO MORTAL MAN CAN DESTROY IT.

221. - YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

222. - THEN YOU, TOO,

223. ARE A MOONMASTER.

224. - NOW AND FOREVER.

225. - WHAT ELSE YOU GOT - IN THIS CATALOG I CAN BLOW AWAY?

226. - OH, YOU GOT THE CATALOG.

227. THAT'S WONDERFUL.

228. - I'VE BEEN MEANING TO SET UP - AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOU.

229. - THE FLEECE IS NICE,

230. BUT I DON'T LIKE THE ZIPPER.

231. - FIRST, YOU MUST PASS

232. THAT WHICH IS UNPASSABLE.

233. - CONGRATULATIONS.

234. YOU'RE THE MOONMASTER.

235. - IN YOUR FACE! - UNBELIEVABLE.

236. - NO WAY.

237. - BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION.

238. NOBODY MAKES IT PAST LEVEL 3.

239. - WAIT, EXCEPT I DID.

240. REMEMBER ME, GUYS?

241. - THAT'S HIM. REMEMBER HIM?

242. - HEY, GUYS.

243. - OH, YES.

244. HOW SURPRISINGLY DELIGHTFUL.

245. TWO MOONMASTERS IN ONE HOUSE.

246. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?

247. - I'M NOT SURPRISED. - ME, NEITHER.

248. - I'M DAMN GOOD.

249. - SO HOW DOES THIS WORK? - WE GOT NATIONALS?

250. - ALL RIGHT.

251. OF THEIR RACE LIKE ME, OK?

252. SEE, YOU ALSO THE SAVIOR

253. SO YOU GOT TO BUY ALL THE STUFF

254. IN THIS CATALOG.

255. THEN I GET POINTS.

256. THEN SO DO THEY GET POINTS,

257. AND YOU GET POINTS, TOO,

258. BUT SO THEY CAN GET

259. THAT GORGOTRON KILLED,

260. AND SOMEHOW,

261. SOMEONE GETS A FERRARI.

262. - YEAH. I GET THE FERRARI.

263. I'M THE MOONMASTER.

264. NOW WHAT?

265. - GO OUT AND FIND 50 OTHERS

266. THAT ARE RICH ENOUGH

267. TO TAKE PLEASURE IN THIS FACADE.

268. - YO, SIGN MY THING.

269. - WELL, YOU ALREADY SIGNED MINE. - GO OUT AND DO MY BIDDING.

270. - I DON'T KNOW 50 PEOPLE.

271. - CAN I HELP SOMEONE?

272. - HEY, BUDDY, HOW'S IT GOING?

273. - COME OVER HERE FIRST.

274. - I WANT TO SHOW YOU - SOME LITERATURE.

275. - SHOW US HOW YOU - SIGN YOUR NAME.

276. - I KNOW YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT. - DID YOU BRING A PEN WITH YOU?

277. - NOBODY IS TALKING TO YOU. - LET THE ADULTS SPEAK.

278. - I'LL GET YOU

279. HOW DOES THAT GRAB YOU?

280. A "MOONMASTER" PEN.

281. - I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK - AT THIS GORGOTRON REPELLENT.

282. GO OVER IT AT YOUR OWN PACE.

283. TO SIGN IT RIGHT NOW.

284. NO PRESSURE, BUT I DO NEED YOU

285. - SO BUYING ALL THIS STUFF

286. THIS GORGOTRON THING?

287. IS GONNA HELP YOU KILL

288. HOW? JUST TELL ME THAT.

289. - WOULDN'T YOUR ASS

290. LIKE TO KNOW?

291. - THAT IS WHY HE ASKED.

292. - I KNOW, ERR. SHUT UP.

293. I AM IN CONTROL

294. OF THIS CONVERSATION.

295. - WELL, I'M WAITING.

296. - WELL, WHILE YOU WAIT,

297. - TAKE A LOOK AT SOME MORE - WEAPONRY FOR SPRING.

298. - NO, NO. THAT STUFF - FALLS APART IN YOUR HANDS.

299. - JUST BECAUSE - THE TEMPERATURE RISES

300. - DOESN'T MEAN - YOU STILL CAN'T BE PREPARED.

301. - I LOVE THE BATTLE-AXES

302. ON PAGE 9.

303. - GREEN IS THE NEW PINK

304. IN WARRIOR SHORTS.

305. - YOU CAN GET TWO OF THOSE - IN THE DEFENDER PACK,

306. - WHICH, FOR MY MONEY, - IS THE BEST DEAL.

307. - SHAKE, WILL YOU GET THAT - OUT OF MY FACE?

308. - ALERT HIM TO THE FACT

309. A WACKY WALL WALKER,

310. THAT WE WILL THROW IN

311. HIS CHOICE OF 5 COLORS,

312. IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES

313. FOR THE DOG TO BITE.

314. - JUST GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE

315. OF YOUR SIGNATURE.

316. - SHAKE. - WHAT?

317. HE HAS A FRIEND THAT MADE

318. OVER $2 MILLION

319. DOING THIS OUT OF THE HOUSE.

320. - THAT IS VERY EXTREMELY TRUE.

321. - THAT OLD BOY DIDN'T - EVEN HAVE TO GET DRESSED.

322. - LOOK HERE. - THERE'S A NAKED PICTURE OF HIM.

323. - AW, MAN.

324. I THOUGHT WE CUT THAT OUT.

325. - WE DID.

326. IF YOU WILL EXCUSE US,

327. WITH OUR PRINTER.

328. WE HAVE A MEETING

329. - WELL, WHY WOULD - YOU WANT TO GO UP THERE?

330. I MEAN, THAT'S WHERE

331. THIS GORGOTRON IS, RIGHT?

332. - W-WELL, I KNOW THAT.

333. I SAID THAT,

334. BUT IT'S HIS NAP TIME NOW.

335. - BECAUSE HE, LIKE, - SLEEPS DURING THE DAY.

336. - BUT AT NIGHT, HE FEEDS.

337. - AND IT'S ALWAYS NIGHT - ON THE MOON.

338. - DON'T WITH ME, ERR.

339. - "HELLO, LADY OR GENTLEMAN - OF THE HOUSE.

340. "MY NAME IS... INSERT NAME...

341. AND ONLY MOONMASTER,

342. AND I AM THE ONE

343. SAVIOR OF..."

344. UH... AW, MAN.

345. THEY ALREADY TALKED

346. DAMN IT!

347. TO YOU, DIDN'T THEY?

348. - WHO?

349. WOULD YOU SIGN THIS?

350. - WHILE HE AIN'T LOOKING,

351. - NO, YOU DON'T. SIGN MINE. - OH, I'M THE ONE.

352. I NEED POINTS.

353. I'M STILL A CADET HERE.

354. - PLEASE, MOONMASTERS, SILENCE.

355. - YEAH. SHUT UP.

356. THE GORGOTRON APPROACHES.

357. - UH-OH.

358. - W-WAIT A MINUTE.

359. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

360. I ONLY GOT ONE SIGNATURE.

361. ARE WE READY?

362. - YOU'RE ALWAYS READY,

363. FOR YOU ARE A MOONMASTER.

364. - THAT'S RIGHT, - AND SEE YOU LATER.

365. WE GOT TO GO HARVEST OUR CRAPS.

366. - ERR, PLEASE.

367. - HA HA HA!

368. - HMM.

369. WHERE'S THE GORGOTRON?

370. - THERE IS NO GORGOTRON!

371. - OH, THANK GOD.

372. I MEAN, YOU THINK

373. WE'D DEFEAT HIM WITH THIS?

374. WE EACH SHOULD'VE

375. HAD OUR OWN DEFENDER PACKS.

376. - YEAH. THAT'S THE ONE - WITH THE STICKERS

377. AND THE INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO...

378. "HOW TO WORK STICKERS."

379. I FOUND IT TO BE INFORMATIVE.

380. - ALL RIGHT. LOOK.

381. FOR THE RECORD,

382. NO GORGOTRON, ALL RIGHT?

383. I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T

384. I'M JUST DOING THIS

385. FOR THE FERRARI.

386. YOU KNOW SOME NAKED DUDE

387. MADE OVER $2 MILLION

388. DOING THIS OUT OF THE HOUSE?

389. - I KNOW. THEY WERE FRIENDS

390. WITH THE GUY.

391. - TELL HIM, ERR,

392. WITH YOUR PARALLELOGRAM MOUTH.

393. - NOW, SEE, WHAT YOU NEED

394. IS THE OFFICIAL KEY CHAIN.

395. - SO YOU GOT TO UPGRADE - TO THE STARGATE PACK.

396. - YOU MUSTN'T FACE THE GORGOTRON

397. WITH YOUR KEYS ALL WILLY-NILLY.

398. - HE'S RIGHT.

399. - OH, SH...

400. YOU'RE THE GORGOTRON?

401. - YES, ERR. I TOLD YOU THIS WAS - A MISTAKE THAT YOU WERE MAKING.

402. - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GORGOTRON.

403. I'LL THROW IN THE KEY CHAIN.

404. HOW YOU LIKE THAT?

405. YOU LIKE THAT, FATTY?

406. YOU ARE A FATTY.

407. - HE SAID NO, ERR,

408. WITH HIS FOOT.

409. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

410. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

411. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

412. www.ncicap.org...

413. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE