Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3x7

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Frylock and Shake are forced to take jobs at a restaurant in the mall and leave Meatwad under the care of Carl. Frylock comes home after their first day to find Carl had ignored Meatwad completely and that Meatwad had helped himself to the medicine cabinet. Frylock then builds a robot babysitter for Meatwad.

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1. - SPACECATAZ.

2. - OH, DAMN IT!

3. WHY, HE HUNG UP AGAIN.

4. - HELLO. - YES. DON'T HANG UP.

5. YOU MAY THINK I JUST CALLED,

6. BUT I DIDN'T.

7. I'M LOOKING FOR MIKE.

8. HIS LAST NAME IS HUNT.

9. DOES HE LIVE THERE?

10. - I CAN'T PRONOUNCE HIS NAME.

11. YOU DO IT.

12. - YOU GET IT?

13. MICHAEL HUNT! HA!

14. - HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE.

15. YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.

16. - THAT'S RIGHT, I DO.

17. THEY ARE SO MAD THAT SOMEONE

18. KEEPS CALLING THEM

19. AND ASKING

20. FOR WRONG INFORMATION.

21. HELLO.

22. - HOW YOU DOING? - YEAH, LOOK, UM, MY NAME'S BIFF,

23. AND I'M LOOKING

24. FOR HOLDEN McGROYNE.

25. - WELL, I DON'T THINK SO,

26. BUT I'LL ASK.

27. DO WE KNOW A HOLDEN McGROYNE?

28. - MMM, NO, MAN.

29. - I'M SORRY, MA'AM.

30. - WELL, HOW ABOUT - OLIVER KLOHSOFF?

31. - HOW ABOUT

32. AN OLIVER KLOHSOFF?

33. - HA HA HA!

34. - NOPE, HIM, NEITHER.

35. - WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE, - AND IF I SEE HIM,

36. - I'LL LEAVE IT FOR HIM? - JUST HANG UP.

37. - YES. IF YOU COULD JUST - GIVE HIM THIS MESSAGE

38. THAT HE COULD PLEASE OFF.

39. - WHOEVER YOU ARE, - YOU CAN OFF, TOO.

40. - WELL, THAT'S A RUDE MESSAGE.

41. - COME ON, MAN.

42. - WAIT. WHO IS THIS?

43. - THIS IS WHO THIS IS.

44. - SUCK ON THIS!

45. - OH, THAT'S JUST GREAT.

46. - CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY - TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

47. - WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME

48. WHERE THE STEAK-UMMS ARE?

49. - I ATE THE LAST ONE - FOR BREAKFAST.

50. - OH, THAT'S GREAT. - OH, FOR BREAK... YOU DON'T SAY.

51. WOW. THAT'S WONDERFUL.

52. SO, UH, WHAT IN THE HELL

53. AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT NOW?

54. - NOTHING. YOU JUST - HAVE TO HOLD ON

55. UNTIL I CAN PAWN THIS TV

56. FOR SOME FOOD MONEY.

57. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HOLD IT.

58. NO WAY. WE ARE FED

59. AND YOU KNOW THAT.

60. BY THE GOVERNMENT,

61. - LOOK, SHAKE. - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET JOBS.

62. - WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?

63. WHAT ABOUT THAT BIG, FAT

64. EVERY MONTH?

65. WELFARE CHECK WE GET

66. - IT DOESN'T COME - UNTIL NEXT THURSDAY.

67. NOW, EITHER I PAWN THIS TV,

68. MONEY FOR FOOD.

69. OR WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE

70. - BUT WE'RE DETECTIVES, - REMEMBER?

71. REMEMBER I MADE THE T-SHIRTS?

72. REMEMBER?

73. I BOUGHT THE T-SHIRT CANNON,

74. I'VE BEEN FIRING T-SHIRTS

75. ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD

76. THAT SAY WE'RE DETECTIVES.

77. NOW WE'RE GOING TO LOOK

78. LIKE FOOLS.

79. - WE HAVEN'T DETECTED ANYTHING

80. IN 3 YEARS, SHAKE.

81. - WELL, I DETECT ANGER

82. IN YOUR VOICE.

83. NOW PAY ME. I NEED TO EAT.

84. I NEED SOME STEAK-UMMS.

85. - GOOD MORNING.

86. I'LL HAVE ME TWO STEAK-UMMS.

87. - YOU'RE ABOUT TO LEARN

88. THE VALUE OF A HARD DAY'S NIGHT

89. - BECAUSE YOU NEED - TO GET OUT THERE

90. AND START WORKING AT A JOB.

91. - THAT WOULD BE A VIOLATION

92. OF CHILD LABOR LAWS.

93. - WELL, HE IS RIGHT.

94. HE'S TOO YOUNG.

95. BESIDES, THERE ARE

96. SANITATION ISSUES.

97. - THAT'S RIGHT. - THIS HAND'S BEEN UP MY BUTT,

98. BUT I'LL TOUCH YOUR FOOD

99. ALL DAY LONG WITH IT.

100. - YOUR CONGRESSMAN WILL KNOW

101. ABOUT HOW BULLCRAP THIS IS.

102. - SHAKE, EITHER I PAWN THIS TV,

103. OR WE GET A JOB.

104. - ALL RIGHT.

105. WELL, JUST PLUG THAT IN

106. - AND LET ME THINK - ABOUT IT.

107. - THAT'S WHEN I DO SOME OF MY BEST - THINKING THAT'S BEEN DONE,

108. WITH THE TV ON.

109. SO PLUG IT IN.

110. JUST PUT THE TWO PRONGS

111. IN THE HOLES.

112. I DON'T WATCH IT.

113. I JUST NEED THE BACKGROUND.

114. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

115. I TOLD YOU... FIREMAN, ASTRONAUT,

116. RACE CAR DRIVER,

117. MAYBE BIKINI JUDGE,

118. AND THIS IS WHAT I GET...

119. FOOD SERVICE?

120. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

121. THIS IS THIRD WORLD,

122. AND I'M FROM THE FIRST.

123. I'M NUMBER ONE, BABY.

124. - I'M AMAZED - THAT THEY EVEN HIRED YOU.

125. - NO ONE ELSE WILL DO IT.

126. THEY'RE TAKING THAT CHANCE,

127. AND THEN IF SOMETHING GOES DOWN,

128. WHICH IT WILL,

129. I WILL SUE THE CORPORATE OFFICE

130. SO BADLY.

131. - LOOK, SHAKE. WE'RE ABOUT - TO GET THE LUNCH CROWD.

132. - SO HELP ME LIQUEFY - THIS PORK ROAST.

133. - DISGUSTING.

134. THAT'S WHAT WE DO HERE?

135. - YEAH. SEE, YOU JUST PUT

136. THIS ROAST ON THAT PRESS...

137. - GOD, NO. - AND THEN...

138. - YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

139. YOU DON'T PULL OUT THE BONE?

140. - NO. THERE'S A LOT - OF CALCIUM IN THAT.

141. - YOU DIDN'T READ - THE ORIENTATION BOOKLET?

142. - ALL I READ ARE THE ZEROS

143. ON MY PAYCHECK.

144. - LOOK. OK. I'LL DO THIS.

145. WHY DON'T YOU GO AND GIVE OUT

146. FREE SHOTS OF THAT HAM?

147. - YAAGH!

148. THAT WAS HAM IN THAT PITCHER?

149. - NO. THAT WAS FRIED CHICKWIT.

150. - WHO FRIGGING THOUGHT

151. OF THIS PLACE?

152. - HA HA! YEAH. OH, MAN.

153. SHE IS IT. YOU ARE IT, BABY.

154. YEAH. SHAKE THEM BUNS.

155. - HEY, CARL, WE'RE HOME.

156. - WE BROUGHT YOU BACK - SOME BRATTHIRST.

157. - GET IT? BRAT... THIRST?

158. YOU GOT TO DRINK THE SAUSAGE.

159. - YEAH. I'M WATCHING MY SHOW,

160. SET IT OVER THERE IN THE TRASH.

161. SO I TELL YOU WHAT.

162. - SO HOW WAS MEATWAD

163. TODAY, CARL?

164. - I DON'T KNOW.

165. - WH-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - DID HE GET IN ANY TROUBLE?

166. - DID HE BREAK SOMETHING? - I DON'T KNOW.

167. - WELL, YOU WERE WATCHING HIM, - WEREN'T YOU?

168. - YEAH. I WATCHED HIM HELP

169. HIMSELF TO THE MEDICINE CABINET.

170. HA HA HA! ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO!

171. HA HA HA! WHAT?

172. I GOT THINGS TO DO HERE.

173. - I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY - TO JACK AROUND.

174. I MEAN, I DO THAT.

175. BUT I GOT SCHEDULES.

176. I MAKE TIME FOR IT,

177. - MEATWAD!

178. - DON'T TELL ME HE'S DEAD.

179. PLEASE DON'T!

180. - HEY, YOUR WELFARE CHECK

181. COME IN YET?

182. - PAYMENT WILL BE RECEIVED

183. UPON DISCOVERY OF THE BODY.

184. YOU KNOW THE CONTRACT.

185. - MEATWAD, ARE YOU IN HERE?

186. MEATWAD!

187. - I'M HARMONY,

188. - AND THESE ARE SOME - GOOD JELLYBEANS, MAN.

189. - MEATWAD, PUT THOSE DOWN.

190. - NO ONE IS HERE BY THAT NAME.

191. YOU'RE SPEAKING TO THE ALL-BEING

192. FORMERLY KNOWN AS MEATWAD...

193. - LET ME SEE YOUR EYES. - ARE YOUR PUPILS DILATED?

194. - BUT I STILL - HANDLE HIS MESSAGES.

195. - LET ME SEE. - STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE. - LET ME SEE IT.

196. - JOIN ME, BROTHER. - YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED - TO BE ABLE TO OPEN THESE.

197. - YOU DON'T WANT

198. OPEN THE DOORS OF PERCEPT...

199. TO OPEN THE MIND,

200. - MEATWAD, LOOK AT ME.

201. MEATWAD, LOOK AT ME.

202. - YOU'VE COME HERE TO KILL ME. - BOTH Y'ALL CAME.

203. - MEATWAD

204. JUST STEP BACK, PLEASE.

205. - ALL RIGHT.

206. - THE DRUGS - ARE MAKING HIM PARANOID.

207. - HE COULD LEAP OUT AT YOU - AT ANY MINUTE.

208. I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT, BUT,

209. YOU, I KNOW YOU'RE ON DRUGS.

210. YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.

211. RIGHT NOW.

212. I'M CALLING THE POLICE

213. - LOOK. WE CAN'T - LEAVE HIM ALONE HERE ANYMORE.

214. - THAT'S WHY I'M - TAPING THE FRIDGE SHUT.

215. WE'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHERE HE IS

216. AT ALL TIMES... IN THE FRIDGE.

217. HE'S GOT FOOD IN THERE.

218. HE'LL BE FINE. WHAT?

219. - I GUESS WE NEED

220. SOME SORT OF SITTER.

221. - I'LL BE HERE.

222. I'M SICK.

223. I WILL BE SICK TOMORROW.

224. - YEAH. DON'T DO THIS, IDIOT.

225. WAIT A MINUTE. IS WE ON, MAN?

226. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING, - COSTUME PARTY?

227. - TO WORK. WHERE'S YOUR UNIFORM?

228. - I PROVED A POINT, OK?

229. I DID IT. I WORKED.

230. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,

231. SELL OUT TO THE MAN?

232. - WELL, I'LL BE HERE - KEEPING IT REAL.

233. - WELL, YOU KEEP IT REAL WITH - YOUR VEST BUTTONED TODAY, BUDDY,

234. BECAUSE KEN IS COMING BY, AND I

235. WANT TO WIN THAT RAIN PONCHO.

236. - WHOA! OK.

237. - ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST THINK. - WHAT ABOUT MEATWAD?

238. HE'LL BE HERE ALL ALONE

239. IN THE CRISPER.

240. - OH, I'VE SOLVED THAT PROBLEM.

241. UH, YOU OK, MEATWAD?

242. - UM, YEAH.

243. I'M JUST DEPRESSED.

244. - PLUS, I GOT SOME FREEZER BURN - BACK HERE.

245. - WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT. - THIS SHOULD CHEER YOU UP.

246. I MADE YOU THIS ROBOT, AND

247. SHE'S GONNA BE FUN TO PLAY WITH

248. AND KEEP YOUR LITTLE ASS

249. IN LINE.

250. MEET ROBOSITTER.

251. - ROBOSITTER?

252. WOW. THAT'S ORIGINAL.

253. WILL YOU PLEASE ONCE THINK

254. OUTSIDE OF THE FRIGGING BOX?

255. - WHAT WAS... - ROBOSITTER? GAH!

256. - HEY, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT

257. MOVIE WHERE THE GUY IS A ROBOT

258. AND THEN THE DOLL WAS A ROBOT

259. AND IT HAD LANCE HENRIKSEN?

260. - YEAH. WHAT IS THAT ONE?

261. WELL, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

262. USE THAT NAME.

263. - YEAH. USE THAT NAME.

264. - ROBOSITTER, - WHAT IS YOUR PRIME DIRECTIVE?

265. - TO ENSURE THE SAFETY

266. AND COMFORT OF MEATWAD.

267. - SHE IS PRETTY HOT.

268. ROBOSITTER, HOW OLD ARE YOU?

269. ARE YOU LEGAL? ROWWLLL!

270. - SHAKE!

271. - GET LOST. - LIKE YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF IT.

272. - I DIDN'T. - YEAH, RIGHT.

273. - ROBOSITTER, - WHAT ARE THE RULES?

274. - IN BED BY 7:00. NO SWEETS.

275. - ROBOSITTER, WHAT WILL YOU

276. BE WEARING TO BED?

277. - COME ON, SHAKE. - WHAT?

278. THROW A BAG OVER THOSE WHEELS,

279. AND I'D DO HER.

280. - WE'LL BE HOME AFTER 8:00.

281. - DIRECTIVES WILL BE ACHIEVED.

282. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

283. WHERE'S YOUR PHONE?

284. - YOU CAN CALL CANDY LAND - WITH THIS ONE,

285. TALK TO GUMDROP LARRY.

286. YOU NEED A CALLING CARD

287. MADE OF CANDY.

288. - YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.

289. I WANT THE REAL PHONE,

290. AND I WANT IT NOW,

291. OR I WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!

292. I'M TELLING. I'M TELLING.

293. - TELL WHO?

294. - THE RAGE OF HELL - WILL FEAST UPON YOU,

295. AND I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN!

296. HEY, SHEILA.

297. - YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE - WHAT I THINK I DID TODAY.

298. I WAS, LIKE, AT THE MALL,

299. AND YOU KNOW WHO WAS THERE?

300. DEREK. GRODY DEREK.

301. - CAN I HAVE SOME IMODIUM A-D?

302. - WHAT DID I TELL YOU

303. YOU RETARDED MUTANT?

304. ABOUT THE HOUNDS OF HELL,

305. - YOU SAID - THEY WAS GONNA GET ME.

306. - YOU CAN HAVE A PILL.

307. HERE. LET ME HELP YOU OPEN THEM.

308. GO SEE IF THEY'RE OPEN.

309. - OK.

310. - SOMEONE BROKE A WINDOW

311. THAT NEEDS A SPANKING!

312. - OH, MY GOD!

313. - HEY, I JUST - WHIPPED THIS UP FRESH.

314. - TRY IT. IT'S ON ME. - WHAT IS IT?

315. - IT'S MY VEST, MY TIE,

316. AND MY NAME TAG.

317. YOU DRINK WHAT I WEAR.

318. - SHAKE, HAVE YOU CLEANED OUT - THOSE BONE TRAPS YET?

319. - NO. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

320. I'M GOING TO THE ARCADE.

321. STOP FOOLING AROUND, WILL YOU?

322. NOW, WHERE'S THE CHANGE DRAWER?

323. - UH-UH. UH-UH, SHAKE.

324. - I'M THE ONLY ONE - ALLOWED TO WORK THE REGISTER.

325. - THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE

326. IF THEY WILL ACCEPT HAM.

327. - THIS IS MY SEVERANCE. - YOU CAN'T QUIT, SHAKE.

328. - BUT I GOT PAC-MAN FEVER.

329. FEEL MY HEAD.

330. - LOOK, SHAKE. - KEN IS GONNA BE HERE TODAY.

331. - YEAH. KEN. I KNOW.

332. THE DISTRICT MANAGER.

333. "I'M GONNA DO

334. WHATEVER KEN TELLS ME TO DO."

335. I QUIT.

336. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

337. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, SHAKE.

338. - KEN SAYS IF WE SELL - A DOZEN DRINKS,

339. THEY'LL GIVE US

340. COMPLETE WITH LOGO.

341. A SLURP-A-LUNCH RAIN PONCHO

342. - OH, YEAH? YEAH.

343. WELL, DRINK THIS.

344. - WHAT IS IT?

345. - IT'S THE SLURP-A-LUNCH - RAIN PONCHO COMPLETE WITH LOGO.

346. I GOT IT WHEN I KICKED IN

347. THE DOOR TO THE PRIZE CAGE.

348. I'M GONE, BROTHER.

349. - WAIT A MINUTE, SHAKE.

350. HEY, ROBOSITT...

351. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING - WEARING A THONG?

352. - ALL PRIME DIRECTIVES

353. HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED BY 4:00.

354. - I SAID 8:00.

355. - UM, WELL, HEH, ROBOTS WORK

356. TWICE AS FAST AS HUMANS.

357. SO I ALTERED THE TIME-SPACE...

358. BARRIER TO... WHATEVER.

359. - I DID IT. - ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

360. - WELL, NO. I JUST WANTED YOU

361. TO STAY UNTIL 8:00.

362. - WHATEVER. - WHAT? WHATEV...

363. WHY, YOU... YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE

364. TRAMP IN THAT BELLY SHIRT.

365. - COME ON, SHEILA. LET'S BLOW.

366. - SHEILA? - UM, I BUILT HER.

367. SHE'S MY FRIEND, AND YOU HAVE NO

368. RIGHT TO TALK TO HER THAT WAY.

369. - I'LL TALK TO HER MOTHER, THEN.

370. - HER MOTHER LETS HER - DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS

371. BECAUSE SHE'S DIVORCED

372. AND SHE GETS FULL CUSTODY.

373. - WAIT A MINUTE.

374. YOU BUILT HER.

375. I THOUGHT YOU SAID

376. - UH, DOY.

377. I BUILT HER MOTHER AND FATHER,

378. - AND THEN I MADE THEM - GET DIVORCED.

379. - WELL, SHEILA, - DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW THAT...

380. - MY BROTHER SAYS IT'S PATHETIC

381. THAT YOU WORK AT SLURP-A-LUNCH.

382. - I AM ASSISTANT MANAGER.

383. - WE WANT - OUR BABY-SITTING MONEY

384. BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA

385. THE CRACK OF OUR ROBOT ASSES.

386. GET TATTOOS JUST ABOVE

387. - ALL RIGHT. FINE.

388. THE MONEY IS IN THERE.

389. - YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL DORK - IN THAT HAT.

390. THANKS A LOT FOR SENDING ME

391. ONCE AGAIN TO...

392. AAH!

393. - YOU'RE LIQUEFIED, BITCH.

394. - HEY, UM, THAT WAS, LIKE,

395. NOT VERY COOL.

396. AAH!

397. - WHERE ARE... - WHERE ARE THOSE GIRLS?

398. - DID YOU GIVE THEM - THE MONEY ALREADY?

399. - DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT?

400. - I WAS SUPPOSED TO BUY THEM - WINE COOLERS.

401. - SO IT'S EITHER YOU DEFINITELY

402. SHOULD NOT PLAY WITH MATCHES

403. OR YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD.

404. - IT'S DEFINITELY

405. ONE OF THE OTHER.

406. - WHICH ONE - YOU THINK IT IS, CARL?

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