Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3x6

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MC Pee Pants is back! Reincarnated as an old man in a retirement home, he is releasing music to get people to come visit him and, of course, Meatwad falls pray to his subliminal messages. But is there something else he wants?

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1. - SPACECATAZ.

2. - I'M SORRY. - YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.

3. - DAMN IT!

4. WHY DID YOU HANG UP ON ME?

5. HIT REDIAL!

6. - HELLO?

7. - HELLO. THIS IS MR. BROWN.

8. - I... I BELIEVE - THAT WE GOT THIS...

9. - I'M SORRY.

10. YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.

11. - OH, DAMN IT!

12. - CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY - TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

13. WITH A COLOSTOMY BAG

14. - OH, NO. - OH, YEAH.

15. - OH, HELL, NO. - HELL, YEAH.

16. - WE ARE NOT - DOING THIS AGAIN.

17. - NO WAY. - YEAH WAY.

18. - THIS IS MC PEE PANTS,

19. ISN'T IT? ISN'T IT?

20. - NO. - OK. FINE.

21. - SIR LOIN, RIGHT? - NO.

22. - OK. WELL, WHO IS IT, THEN?

23. - GUESS.

24. WHERE ARE MY EYES LOOKING?

25. - WILL YOU JUST TELL ME - WHO HE IS?

26. - BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA LOOK - AT YOUR POSTER.

27. - THIS HERE IS LITTLE BRITTLE - AND THE C-BAG,

28. - AND HE'S KICKING IT...

29. ELDERLY SCHOOL.

30. - SEE? - YEAH, I SEE HIM.

31. - SEE? - YEAH, I SEE HIM, OK?

32. AND THIS IS MC PEE PANTS.

33. HE'S COME BACK AGAIN.

34. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE SHOWER CAP.

35. LOOK AT THE YELLOW EYES.

36. IT'S THE SAME GUY.

37. LOOK AT THE DIAPER.

38. - NO. HE'S INCOMPETENT

39. AT BEING CONTINENT.

40. - HE RAPS ABOUT THAT - ON SIDE TWO.

41. BOWEL TROUBLE, Y'ALL.

42. STOOL SETTLE.

43. SELF TO LOOSE. SELF TO LOOSE.

44. - YOU GOT TO GIVE ME THE JUICE. - THE METAMUCE.

45. - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. - WHATEVER.

46. - AND THAT GOES ON FOREVER.

47. - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. FINE.

48. - WHAT KIND OF CRAZY, DUMB-ASS, - WORLD-DOMINATING PLAN

49. DOES HE HAVE HIDDEN

50. IN HIS LYRICS THIS TIME, HUH?

51. - NO, MAN. NOTHING.

52. JUST LISTEN TO THIS.

53. - HE JUST WANTS FRIENDS.

54. HE'S OLD AND LONELY,

55. - AND HE GOT - A STONE-COLD GROOVE.

56. - OH, REALLY? WELL,

57. WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

58. WHERE'S HE LOCATED?

59. 612 WHARF AVENUE, RIGHT?

60. NO. HIS SON MOVED HIM

61. TO TRAGIC CASTLES

62. BECAUSE HE WAS DRIVING A WEDGE

63. IN THEIR MARRIAGE,

64. POOPING AND WANDERING OFF

65. - AND MESSING UP - THE SHOWER.

66. - DAMN. - THEY PUT HIM UP THERE?

67. YEAH, AND THEY DON'T

68. NEVER VISIT HIM, NEITHER.

69. AND HE NEEDS TO BE

70. RESITUATED EVERY 3 HOURS.

71. HE GETS SORES.

72. - THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS - IN HIS SONG "ROLL ME, HOMEY.

73. "MY HIPS AREN'T BURLY.

74. I'M GETTING SORES,

75. AND I'M GETTING LONELY."

76. THAT RHYME AIN'T TOO GOOD,

77. BUT THE BEAT IS AWESOME.

78. - YEAH, BUT THEY DO...

79. - I MEAN, THEY HAVE NURSES, - DON'T THEY?

80. - YEAH, BUT THEY DON'T - GO IN THERE NO MORE

81. BECAUSE HE SPITS ON THEM

82. AND CALLS THEM HARLOTS

83. AND BARKS AT THEM

84. TO... TO GET NUDE.

85. - OH, MAN.

86. - I HOPE WE NEVER END UP - LIKE THAT, HUH, MEATWAD?

87. - I WON'T. YOU WILL.

88. I GOTS TO GO

89. AND GIVE RESPECT.

90. - YEAH. - I THINK I'LL GO, TOO,

91. - BECAUSE SOMETHING'S - GOT TO BE UP WITH THIS.

92. - WHERE DO YOU TWO

93. THINK YOU'RE GOING?

94. - WHEREVER THE HELL WE WANT.

95. - NOT WITHOUT ME.

96. - WE'RE GOING TO SEE - LITTLE BRITTLE

97. AT THE OLD FOLKS' HOME.

98. - GO. WITHOUT ME.

99. - OH, COME ON, SHAKE.

100. - YOU COULD PROBABLY CHEER UP - SOME OLD FOLKS.

101. - WELL, CAN WE AT LEAST

102. MAKE A SIDE TRIP?

103. - TO WHERE?

104. - PERU. - THAT'S NEAR HERE, RIGHT?

105. - SEE YA.

106. - YEAH. SEE THIS.

107. DRACULA CALLED,

108. AND HE'S COMING TONIGHT.

109. - LITTLE BRITTLE, - KNOCK KNOCK.

110. HEY, LITTLE BRITTLE.

111. WE'VE COME TO VISIT YOU.

112. - BIG BITCH, - GET AWAY FROM MY SOCKS!

113. I'LL STAB YOU IN THE NECK

114. OF MY GRANDSON!

115. WITH THIS PICTURE

116. - EASY, EASY NOW, LITTLE B.

117. - WE'RE JUST HERE TO VISIT, MAN. - THAT'S ALL.

118. - YEAH. - WE'RE JUST HERE TO HANG.

119. - HEY! OH, YEAH.

120. UH, COME ON IN,

121. MISS NEEDO.

122. COME ON OVER HERE AND GIVE

123. LITTLE BRITTLE SOME DROPS.

124. I HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED

125. IN A LONG TIME.

126. - WHOA! OOH.

127. - COME ON, MEATWAD. - HE'S HAPPY TO SEE YOU.

128. HE WANTS YOU TO HUG HIM, SEE?

129. - BUT I... I DON'T WANT TO.

130. - AW, HOMEY.

131. WHY DO YOU

132. GOT TO PLAY ME LIKE THAT?

133. - GIVE HIM A HUG, MEATWAD.

134. - BUT HE SMELLS LIKE

135. LOTION AND DOO-DOO.

136. - COME HERE! AH!

137. HEY, YOU... YOU SHOT UP

138. LIKE A WEED.

139. YOU'RE, LIKE, MAN-SIZED NOW.

140. SHAKE MY HAND LIKE A MAN.

141. I'M HUGGING A MAN, Y'ALL!

142. WHAT BRINGS Y'ALL DOWN

143. TO THE ASSISTED-LIVING HIZZY?

144. - UH, IT'S FUNNY - YOU SHOULD ASK

145. - BECAUSE, UH, - THAT'S WHAT I'M WONDERING.

146. - WHAT DO YOU HAVE - UP YOUR SLEEVE THIS TIME?

147. - OH, NO!

148. OH, NO, YOU DID NOT!

149. - NO ONE ASKED ME THAT - WHEN I WAS FIGHTING

150. FOR YOUR FREEDOM IN WWII.

151. - LOOK, OK. - I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?

152. - I'M A VETERAN.

153. - I JUST REMEMBER - THE LAST FEW TIMES

154. WE HAD RUN-INS WITH YOU.

155. - DO I KNOW Y'ALL?

156. - I'M FRYLOCK,

157. AND THIS IS MEATWAD.

158. - NICE TO MEET YOU...

159. FOR THE THIRD TIME.

160. - OH, YEAH. YOU ARE THE...

161. YEAH, YOU THE... YOU...

162. YOU THE GUY THAT...

163. - WAIT A MINUTE. - WHO THE ARE YOU?

164. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING - IN MY ROOM?

165. - YOU DON'T REMEMBER - MEETING US?

166. OK. A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO,

167. YOU WERE A 6-FOOT-TALL SPIDER

168. THAT WANTED US TO HELP YOU

169. DRILL A HOLE INTO THE EARTH

170. TO UNLEASH DEMONS TO RUN

171. PYRAMID SCHEME.

172. YOUR GLOBAL DIET PILL

173. - THE WHAT?

174. - ALL RIGHT. - WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

175. A YEAR LATER, YOU WERE A COW

176. - THAT TRIED TO GET US - TO BRING ALL OUR GARBAGE TO YOU

177. SO YOU COULD USE FLIES

178. OF A BANK

179. TO EVAPORATE THE WALLS

180. - SO YOU COULD GET THE MONEY - AND... UGH.

181. UH...

182. - SO YOU COULD GET THE MONEY - TO RENT PATIO FURNITURE

183. - THAT YOU HADN'T - PAID FOR YET.

184. - AND THIS IS US AT DINNER

185. - RIGHT BEFORE WE SENT YOU - TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE.

186. - REMEMBER THAT? - WELL...

187. THOSE ARE GOOD IDEAS.

188. - SO, YOU DON'T REMEMBER

189. ANY OF THIS.

190. - NO. - OK. OK.

191. - SATAN HAS BROUGHT YOU BACK - AS AN OLD MAN TO DO SOMETHING.

192. NOW, WHAT IS IT?

193. - BOY, YOU CRAZY. - SIT DOWN A SPELL.

194. YOU WANT TO GET BUSY

195. WITH SOME HARD CANDY?

196. - NO, THANK YOU.

197. - HELL, YEAH. I WANT CANDY,

198. BUBBLE GUM, AND TAFFY.

199. REMEMBER THAT,

200. LITTLE BRITTLE?

201. - NOPE.

202. - HEY, YOU, UH... YOU GOING - TO PUT OUT ANY MORE JAMS?

203. - NO, NO, MAN.

204. MY... MY LABEL DROPPED ME.

205. THEY SAID THAT SONGS

206. LIKE, "UH-OH, POLIO"

207. - DIDN'T CONNECT - WITH TODAY'S YOUTH.

208. - YEAH. ALSO,

209. YOU SLEPT THROUGH

210. A LOT OF THEM SONGS, RIGHT?

211. - HELLO?

212. - UH, UH...

213. - OH, MAN. THIS IS SAD.

214. - YES, IT IS.

215. - GUESS I WAS WRONG - ABOUT LITTLE BRITTLE.

216. - SO, WE SHOULD GO

217. BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE

218. LOTION AND DOO-DOO HERE.

219. - HEY, HEY!

220. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

221. - I HAVEN'T EVEN - SHOWN YOU PICTURES

222. OF MY GRANDCHILDREN.

223. THIS HERE IS LITTLE, UH...

224. WHO IS THIS?

225. - UM, WE BEST GET GOING.

226. - NO, MEATWAD. - YOU SHOULD STAY AND VISIT.

227. - WAIT A MINUTE.

228. SURROUNDING ME?

229. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

230. - I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT...

231. - YOU GET AWAY FROM ME! - YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!

232. - THAT I GET OUT OF HERE, - THOUGH.

233. HAVE FUN!

234. - WAIT, WAIT! DON'T GO!

235. - COME ON, DAWG. - STAY WITH ME, DAWG.

236. TODAY IS APPLESAUCE DAY.

237. APPLESAUCE DAY, DAWG!

238. - OK.

239. - OH, THANK GOD.

240. - THANK YOU SO MUCH - FOR STAYING.

241. NOW LOOK HERE.

242. - YOU MAKE SURE THEY - DON'T STEAL MY WRISTWATCH.

243. THEY'RE IN MY MIND.

244. - BUT YOU... - YOU AIN'T GOT A WRISTWATCH.

245. - THE WRISTWATCH - IS IN MY MIND.

246. I HAD TO HIDE IT THERE,

247. YOU UNDERSTAND?

248. - I'LL TRY TO.

249. - OOH, FRYLOCK,

250. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE

251. WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

252. A PROWLER BROKE IN HERE

253. AND FORCED YOUR CUPCAKES

254. IN MY MOUTH,

255. - AND NOW HE SAYS - IF YOU DON'T LEAVE THE ROOM

256. AND LET HIM USE THE INTERNET,

257. HE'LL SHOOT ME.

258. - FINE.

259. - HE HAS A GUN, YOU KNOW.

260. - WELL, YOU SAID - HE'D SHOOT YOU,

261. - SO I DID FIGURE - IT WAS A GUN.

262. - FRYLOCK, I AM COMPLETELY

263. SERIOUS HERE.

264. YOU HAD MORE CUPCAKES?

265. - OH, YOU THINK I COULD

266. I WANT OUT BY YOU?

267. JUST LEAVE THINGS

268. - WELL, I LEAVE STUFF

269. AROUND YOU,

270. AND I DON'T CRY.

271. LAST TUESDAY, YOU SAID,

272. FROM YOUR OWN MOUTH,

273. THAT I LEFT A MESS,

274. AND THAT WAS FOR YOU,

275. AND YOU THREW IT OUT.

276. - OH, MEATWAD.

277. - OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER. - YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.

278. LOOK, DON'T FORGET TO BRING

279. - THESE CUPCAKES - TO LITTLE BRITTLE, OK?

280. - HE DON'T LIKE CUPCAKES - TOO MUCH

281. - BECAUSE HE SAYS - THAT THE GOVERNMENT

282. MADE THEM TOO HARD

283. TO CHEW INTENTIONALLY,

284. - AND HE SAYS - THAT HE'S TOO CRAZY

285. - TO GO ON MUCH LONGER - THIS WAY.

286. - YOU'RE FRIENDS

287. WITH AN OLD PERSON?

288. - YES.

289. - I CUT EVERYONE OFF AT 40.

290. - AFTER THAT, - YOU'RE DEAD MEAT.

291. THAT'S WHY I'M THE MASTER.

292. - SHAKE. - WHAT?

293. - I DON'T SEE YOU - LINING UP TO SEE OLD PEOPLE.

294. - WELL, THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE - THEY SMELL AWFUL.

295. I MEAN, I WOULD GO

296. IF THE PEOPLE WERE YOUNGER

297. AND DIDN'T REEK OF FLUIDS.

298. I MEAN...

299. - OH, BUT I SHOULD GO.

300. - MEATWAD, - IT'S VERY IMPORTANT

301. THAT SOMEONE GOES.

302. SOMEONE WITHOUT A NOSE.

303. - AND THAT'S YOU, - SO GO AHEAD.

304. - OH, OK.

305. YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE,

306. I GUESS.

307. - FRYLOCK, YOU DON'T

308. HAVE A NOSE, EITHER.

309. - YEAH, BUT HE DOESN'T - KNOW THAT.

310. - BECAUSE HE WAS THE PROWLER.

311. - WILL YOU SHUT UP?

312. - MMM...

313. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - STICK THAT TOOTH IN THERE.

314. YEAH, PUNCH IT IN.

315. - YOU FEELING ANY DIFFERENT?

316. - NO. TRY THE OTHER SIDE.

317. - I AIN'T GETTING - NOTHING HERE.

318. - I GOT BLOOD SOMEWHERE.

319. - COME ON! - JUST PUT IT IN THERE.

320. - HEY, MEATWAD, - YOU FORGOT THESE CUP...

321. - WHAT THE HELL - IS GOING ON IN HERE?

322. - I'M TURNING HIM - INTO A VAMPIRE.

323. - YOU'RE DOING WHAT? - VAMPIRE.

324. - HE'S A VAMPIRE

325. TURNING ME INTO A VAMPIRE.

326. - WELL, HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE.

327. - I KNOW. - I KEEP TELLING HIM THAT.

328. HE SAYS... HE SAYS,

329. "DO IT ANYWAY."

330. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

331. OF THAT GLASS.

332. GET MY TEETH OUT

333. SEE IF THEY'RE SHARP.

334. - WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK - HE'S A VAMPIRE?

335. - WELL, WHY THE HELL - DO YOU THINK

336. - I RELEASED - "COME VISIT ME, DAWG"

337. IN TRANSYLVANIA, YO?

338. - YEAH, THAT WAS AN IMPORT.

339. I PAID EXTRA FOR THAT.

340. - SEE, I RELEASED IT

341. IN TRANSYLVANIA

342. SO VAMPIRES WOULD COME

343. AND VISIT ME,

344. AND I COULD GET THEM TO BITE

345. INTO MY NECK,

346. AND THEN I COULD

347. BECOME IMMORTAL.

348. - WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK - I MADE MYSELF

349. LOOK SO SEXY ON THE COVER?

350. - SEE, I KNEW IT.

351. - I KNEW SOME BULL... - WAS UP WITH YOU. I KNEW IT.

352. - LOOK, YO. BRITTLE - NEEDS TO LIVE FOREVER.

353. OTHERWISE, I GO DOWN TO HELL,

354. - AND SATAN WILL SEND ME BACK HERE - AS SOMETHING WORSE.

355. HE'S GOT ALL THESE IDEAS.

356. HE DON'T TELL ME NONE OF THEM!

357. - WHY DON'T YOU - JUST BECOME A CHRISTIAN?

358. - YEAH. THAT WAY, WHEN YOU DIE,

359. YOU GO TO HEAVEN,

360. AWAY FROM BAD OL' SATAN.

361. - CAN I DO THAT?

362. - I MEAN, ARE THEY COOL - WITH VAMPIRES?

363. - BECAUSE I GOT TO FEAST - ON BLOOD.

364. THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

365. - LOOK, YOU CAN'T BE BOTH.

366. - EITHER BECOME ONE - OR THE OTHER,

367. AND THE OTHER, WHICH IS

368. A VAMPIRE, IS IMPOSSIBLE.

369. - WELL, THEN I GUESS

370. I'M A CHRISTIAN.

371. OH, YEAH.

372. BRINGING IN THE C's, Y'ALL.

373. WHO KNEW I HAD IT IN ME?

374. I DID.

375. NOW KILL ME. QUICK!

376. - WE ARE NOT GONNA KILL YOU.

377. - THE MORAL THING TO DO IS - TO LET YOU DIE NATURALLY...

378. - ALONE, IN A PILE - OF YOUR OWN FILTH.

379. - LOOK, IT'S EASY.

380. A TIME MACHINE,

381. YOU JUST BUILD

382. - GO BACK INTO - PREHISTORIC TIMES

383. WITH A SATELLITE

384. AND A LASER GUN,

385. TRACKING DEVICE

386. BLOW UP THE COMET,

387. - SAVE ALL THE DINOSAURS - SO THEY DON'T DIE OUT

388. AND CREATE FOSSIL FUELS,

389. - SO THERE AIN'T NO ENERGY - TO FEED MY FOOD TO.

390. - OR WE COULD JUST PULL

391. THIS PLUG RIGHT HERE.

392. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

393. DO THAT!

394. - LITTLE BRITTLE. - NO WAY.

395. - DO... DO I KNOW YOU?

396. - OH, MY GOSH.

397. I SO LOVE YOUR RECORD.

398. HA HA HA HA!

399. YOU'RE SO COOL.

400. - WHAT RECORD?

401. AAH! AAH! OW! AAH!

402. - WE BETTER GO, MEATWAD,

403. BEFORE SOMEONE SMELLS YOU.

404. - YOU THINK THAT WAS

405. A REAL LIVE VAMPIRE?

406. - THAT WAS, WASN'T IT? - WASN'T IT?

407. - I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY.

408. - HEY, Y'ALL. - CHECK ME OUT. DON'T GO.

409. Y'ALL LOOK. LOOK,

410. I'M A VAMPIRE NOW, Y'ALL!

411. - CHECK ME OUT. - I GOT... I GOT FANGS.

412. I GOT THIS BAD-ASS CAPE.

413. WAIT A MINUTE.

414. AAH!

415. - WHOA, MAN!

416. - DID YOU SEE LITTLE BRITTLE?

417. BECAUSE HE'S NOT SUPPOSED

418. TO BE OUT IN THE SUNLIGHT.

419. NO!

420. - WELL, I GUESS WE'LL

421. NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.

422. - YEP. NOT UNTIL NEXT YEAR.

423. - HEY, SATAN, MY MAN.

424. I'M A BAT, MAN.

425. CHECK IT OUT, MAN.

426. THAT'S COOL, RIGHT?

427. - YEAH, YEAH.

428. I SEE THAT. WHAT HAPPENED?

429. - OH, COME ON, MAN.

430. YOU KNOW IT DON'T MATTER

431. WHAT I SA... AAH!

432. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

433. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP