Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3x5

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Shake's E-Helmet is loaded with superfluous gadgets, but somehow an add-on player piano isn't enough to satisfy his lust for convenience.

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1. - I GUESS IT WAS NOBODY.

2. - HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!

3. - HA HA! HA HA!

4. - PRICELESS, ERR.

5. - SPACECATAZ.

6. - IT WAS THEM!

7. GET THEM ON

8. THE SPACE FEED AT ONCE!

9. - HELLO.

10. - OH, HELLO.

11. IS THIS UH...

12. UH, WHO'S THIS?

13. THIS IS MR. BROWN...

14. SAMPLE OF THE, UH...

15. - I'M SORRY, YOU HAVE

16. THE WRONG NUMBER.

17. - DAMN IT!

18. - CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY - TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

19. - DO YOU EVEN HAVE IT ON?

20. - HAVE WHAT ON? WHAT ARE YOU...

21. - I'VE BEEN FRANTICALLY TEXT

22. MESSAGING YOU FOR 3 HOURS!

23. I THOUGHT YOU WERE IGNORING ME.

24. BUT I GUESS YOU DON'T

25. HAVE ONE OF THESE.

26. EH? EH?

27. - WHAT IS IT?

28. - THIS HAPPENS

29. TO BE AN E-HELMET.

30. AND IT WILL CHANGE

31. THE WAY YOU THINK

32. AND LIVE FOREVER.

33. - YEAH, AND WHAT ABOUT THE PACK?

34. - IT ALLOWS THE E-HELMET

35. TO CHANGE THE WAY

36. YOU THINK AND LIVE FOREVER.

37. - SO, IT'S A BATTERY.

38. - YEAH, A BATTERY.

39. TRY 12 BATTERIES.

40. AND IT'S HEAVY AS HELL.

41. BUT IT IS ALSO COOL AS CRAP.

42. YOU OUGHT TO GET ONE.

43. - WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT,

44. - IT SEEMS AWFULLY - CONVENIENT, SHAKE,

45. BUT I THINK I'LL JUST STICK

46. WITH MY CELL PHONE.

47. - BUT YOU DON'T EVEN

48. KNOW WHAT THIS DOES YET.

49. - OK, WHAT DOES IT DO, SHAKE?

50. WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY DO?

51. - IT'S A CELL PHONE.

52. - WOW.

53. - BUT IT ALSO TEXT MESSAGES.

54. AHA!

55. - YEAH, SO DOES MINE.

56. - OH, YEAH?

57. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT, HUH?

58. WELL, CHECK THIS OUT.

59. MINE HAS AN ANTENNA!

60. WHERE'S... WHERE'S YOUR ANTENNA?

61. HUH? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

62. - I'M TAKING A PICTURE

63. OF YOUR STUPID ASS.

64. - IS THAT REALLY A CAMERA?

65. - OH, IT'S ONLY 14 MEGAPIXELS.

66. - BUT IT WORKS FOR WHAT - I NEED IT FOR,

67. WHICH IS REALLY NOTHING.

68. - THIS IS NOT OVER.

69. - MAN, WHERE ARE Y'ALL - GETTING ALL YOUR MONEY?

70. YA'LL, LIKE, TELL ME.

71. YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB.

72. - HEY, EVERYBODY COME ON!

73. OUTSIDE!

74. IT'S PICTURE TIME!

75. - HEY, BOY, I AM COMMANDER MEAT,

76. AND YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION

77. OF SPACE TREATY 109.

78. YOUR ASS IS MINE.

79. - AHA!

80. THE TREATIES ONLY GO UP TO 103.

81. EVERYONE FROM SPACE KNOWS THAT.

82. - WELL, I MEAN, I KNOW THAT.

83. - I WAS JUST PLAYING - WITH YOU AND...

84. - THOSE TREATIES ARE

85. VERY REAL AND VERY SERIOUS.

86. IS THAT... WHERE DID YOU...

87. THAT IS NOT YOUR E-HELMET.

88. - OH, WELL, YEAH, IT IS.

89. 'CAUSE FRYLOCK SAYS

90. THEY'RE STUPID,

91. THAT'S WHY I CAN WEAR IT...

92. 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW NO BETTER.

93. - WHY WAS I NOT - E-MESSAGED ABOUT THIS?

94. - BECAUSE I TOLD YOU THAT

95. TO YOUR FACE WITH MY MOUTH.

96. - THIS IS NOT HOW WE TALK NOW.

97. DO YOU THINK I CAN HEAR

98. VERY WELL WITH THIS ON?

99. DO YOU?

100. YOU CHECK THAT OUT?

101. DID YOU READ THAT?

102. OMG.

103. - THOSE ARE MY - ELECTRONIC EMOTIONS.

104. IT ALLOWS ME TO CONSERVE

105. MY BODY'S ENERGY

106. FOR CARRYING ALL THIS STUFF.

107. - YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE - IT'S GOTTEN BIGGER.

108. - OH, YOU MUST BE REFERRING

109. TO THE E-PHOTO PLUG IN.

110. YOU POP IT ON YOUR BACK,

111. AND YOU GO.

112. THESE ARE TRAVEL-SIZE, BABY!

113. - ALL THAT IS A CAMERA?

114. - MOSTLY.

115. THE BOTTOM PART HERE KEEPS ME

116. INTRAVENOUSLY HYDRATED.

117. 'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU,

118. THIS E-CRAP IS HEAVY.

119. - WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO

120. THE HOSE, DRINK YOU SOME WATER...

121. LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE.

122. - I'M NOT TURNING ON

123. SOME ANALOG FAUCET

124. TO DRINK SOME BARBARIC WATER!

125. THE MOUTH IS A PRIMITIVE HOLE

126. THAT WILL SOON BE PHASED OUT.

127. YOU BETTER START TAKING

128. SOME PICTURES OF THOSE!

129. - HEY, CAN YOU PHASE IT OUT NOW?

130. 'CAUSE IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

131. - CAN YOU READ THAT?

132. - OR SHOULD I TRY - A DIFFERENT FONT?

133. - UH, YOU SPELLED "HELL" WRONG.

134. - THAT'S HOW IT'S SPELLED

135. IN THE E-WORLD.

136. - ALL RIGHT, NOW PUT - ON YOUR E-HELMET.

137. I'M GONNA FORWARD YOU

138. A VERY FUNNY STORY

139. ABOUT A DUCK IN A BAR.

140. - IT'S NOT MINE ANYMORE. - I GAVE IT TO MEATWAD.

141. - NO! - YES!

142. - IT'S THE ONLY OTHER - HELMET IT'LL TALK TO.

143. IT'S TOO ADVANCED TO BE

144. COMPATIBLE WITH ANYTHING ELSE!

145. - UH, ARE WE GONNA SEND ME

146. THAT FUNNY STORY NOW?

147. I NEED ME SOME NEW MATERIAL...

148. FOR MY NIGHTCLUB ACT.

149. - WELL, I'LL JUST TELL - YOU IN PERSON...

150. AS I JAM THAT HELMET

151. RIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN!

152. - NO!

153. - I MEAN!

154. - COME ON!

155. - LET'S GO! COME ON!

156. - GET OVER...

157. - COME GET YOU SOME!

158. - WHAT'S WRONG, YOU SCARED?

159. - TELL HIM TO COME - OVER HERE, PLEASE.

160. - WHY DON'T YOU - JUST E-MESSAGE HIM?

161. - HE'S NOT IN MY CONTACT LIST.

162. - HA HA HA HA HA!

163. Y'ALL KNOW THAT

164. IS FUNNY.

165. - FRYLOCK,

166. - WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE - SOME OF THE MESSAGES

167. YOUR LITTLE MEAT FRIEND

168. HAS BEEN SENDING ME?

169. - OH, MEATWAD DOESN'T

170. HAVE THE HELMET ANYMORE.

171. - SPOILER ALERT.

172. IT INVOLVES A PIG.

173. - HERE, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY

174. COME GET THE BACON,

175. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

176. HA HA HA HA.

177. IT'S SAD THAT SHE'S GOTTA WEAR

178. THAT THONG MADE OUT OF CORN

179. 'CAUSE IN EVERY OTHER WAY

180. THEY SEEM LIKE THEY'RE IN LOVE.

181. OH, WAIT.

182. NO WAY! MONKEY! AWESOME!

183. - LOOK AT THIS!

184. A MONKEY DRINKING ITS OWN URINE.

185. YOU HEAR THIS?

186. - NOT ANYMORE.

187. - WHAT THE HELL'S THAT THING?

188. - OH, IT'S JUST AN MP3 PLAYER.

189. HOLDS 40,000 SONGS.

190. - YOU.

191. HAND-TRUCK ME UP.

192. - THIS IS SO WEIRD.

193. I THINK I'M ACTUALLY

194. DONE BEING HORNY.

195. OH, WAIT.

196. NO, WE'RE NOT.

197. NO, WE ARE NOT.

198. YEAH.

199. OH, YEAH!

200. - YO, CARLOS!

201. COME OUTSIDE, BABY.

202. - DON'T COME IN HERE! - COME ON!

203. - WHY DON'T YOU - JUST TEXT MESSAGE HIM?

204. - WHY DON'T YOU JUST

205. TEXT SHUT UP.

206. CARLOS!

207. - HEY, HEY.

208. - YOU GOT A BIG OLD PIANO - ON YOUR BACK.

209. - IT'S AN E-IANO.

210. - WHAT THE HELL'S THAT?

211. - IT TAKES YOUR MP3s - THAT YOU DOWNLOAD

212. LIVE OFF THE INTERNET

213. AND TRANSFORMS THEM

214. INTO THIS SONG.

215. - YEAH, BUT WILL IT DO - THE ULTIMATE SONG...

216. BOSTON'S "MORE THAN A FEELING"?

217. - YEAH, IT'LL DO ANYTHING

218. AND TURN IT INTO THIS SONG.

219. - YOU'RE SERIOUS?

220. - HERE, I GOT YOU ONE.

221. - FREAKIN' AWESOME!

222. - DO YOU LIKE TO DO - THE TREADMILL?

223. - EXERCISE IS FOR WOMEN.

224. - NOW YOU CAN.

225. THE CONCERT'S IN YOUR HEAD.

226. - YO, SHAKE,

227. - I AIN'T WANT TO SAY - NOTHING, MAN,

228. BUT YOU LOOK LIKE

229. A MOTHER IDIOT.

230. HA HA HA!

231. - YOU KNOW...

232. THIS IS COOL AND ALL.

233. - BUT I'M KIND OF GETTING - A BAD HEADACHE.

234. - YEAH, I KNOW WHAT - YOU MEAN, MAN.

235. - AND I DON'T - KNOW IF IT'S THE SONG

236. OR IF IT'S THE HEAVY MAGNETS

237. THAT WERE INSERTED INTO MY NECK.

238. - HERE'S SOMETHING THAT MUST

239. BE ATTACHED TO YOUR HEAD.

240. - I JUST MAY. WHAT IS IT?

241. - WELL, IT'S AN E-BOOGER.

242. SEE, IT ALLOWS

243. BOOGER TRANSMISSION

244. TO THE SNOT NETWORK.

245. - WAIT! NO! - AND I WIPED IT ON YOU!

246. - WIPE IT OFF!

247. GREAT, THAT'S GONNA HARDEN NOW.

248. CARL, LITTLE HELP?

249. - OH, YES!

250. YOU'VE BEEN A BAD, BAD...

251. CHICKEN.

252. - HEY, WILL YOU PUT THAT - DAMN FARM PORN AWAY

253. FOR JUST TWO SECONDS?

254. - NO. CHECK OUT THIS LINK.

255. IT'S FUNNY, BUT IT'S

256. ALSO KIND OF HOT.

257. - WILL YOU SHUT THAT

258. RAGTIME MUSIC OFF!

259. - THIS IS LIKE I LIVE - AT SHAKEY'S PIZZA!

260. - WELL, I LIKE IT.

261. AND TURNING IT OFF IS

262. SIMPLY NOT AN OPTION.

263. IT DOES NOT HAVE AN OFF SWITCH.

264. - YEAH, I KNOW. - OH, YEAH!

265. - SO, I WENT AHEAD - AND ORDERED THESE.

266. - OOH! SO, WHAT ARE THEY?

267. - THIS IS THE E-IANO SILENCER.

268. - OH! - THANK GOD!

269. - HEY, HOOK UP THOSE E-TOMS

270. WHILE YOU'RE BACK THERE, EH?

271. - E-TOMS?

272. - PLUG AND PLAY!

273. YEAH!

274. SEE, IT DROWNS OUT

275. THE SOUND OF THE E-IANO.

276. HEY, CARL!

277. YEAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE

278. THOSE E-TOMS, HUH?

279. HE'S DEAD TO THE WORLD.

280. HE'S DOWN ON THE FARM,

281. IF YOU KNOW THAT I MEAN.

282. NOW WHEEL ME INSIDE.

283. I GOTTA PEE!

284. - OH, HELL NO!

285. NO! NO, SHAKE.

286. - YOU'RE NOT COMING IN - THE HOUSE WITH THAT.

287. - WELL, I'M NOT COMING - INTO THE HOUSE.

288. - BUT IT AIN'T 'CAUSE OF - THAT REASON YOU SAID!

289. - YEAH, 'CAUSE YOUR STUPID ASS

290. IS SINKING INTO THE DIRT.

291. - WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK

292. 'CAUSE YOU SEE THAT.

293. - YEAH, I DO!

294. OH, WHY DON'T YOU SEE

295. IF YOU CAN E-MAIL YOUR PEE!

296. - I WILL!

297. THEY'RE BETA TESTING THAT!

298. I SURE HOPE THAT

299. NEW UPGRADE COMES IN

300. BEFORE IT RAINS.

301. CARL, CAN YOU MOVE?

302. - OH, YEAH? - GOOD.

303. CAN YOU DRAG ME INSI...

304. - TOUCH THE HORSE NOW.

305. - OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

306. TALK TO ME, NOT TO CANDY!

307. LOOK, IF IT RAINS,

308. WE COULD DIE OUT HERE.

309. - AND THOSE EMTs AIN'T - GONNA WANT TO BE

310. PEELING YOUR FILTHY

311. UNDERWEAR OFF.

312. - THAT'S... THAT'S FINE.

313. - JUST PUT... PUT THE HORSE - ON THE OTHER END THERE.

314. - OK, JUST ME.

315. HAIL MARY TIME.

316. I'M GONNA ROCK BACK AND FORTH.

317. DID YOU SEE IT MOVE?

318. - HEY, Y'ALL SURFING - THE INTERNET?

319. - YEAH, YA STUPID NEWBIE!

320. YES.

321. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

322. - PAINTING YOU WITH HONEY.

323. - THAT COULD BE COOL.

324. - HEY, WHAT'S THAT? - IS THAT MY PACKAGE?

325. - HA. IT'S MY PACKAGE.

326. - NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S MINE.

327. - I'M ALLOWED TO - ORDER A PACKAGE.

328. - OK, FINE, IT'S YOUR PACKAGE.

329. SO, WHAT DID YOU GET IN YOUR

330. PACKAGE THAT'S NOT MINE?

331. - I DON'T KNOW. LET'S SEE.

332. BEES, BOY! BEES!

333. - NO! WHOO! OH!

334. CARL, NO, HELP ME!

335. WE GOT BEES HERE!

336. - BEES?

337. DID YOU GET THE LINK I SENT YOU

338. ABOUT THE WOMAN

339. HAVING SEX WITH A BEE?

340. - WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

341. THANK GOD!

342. - I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER - TO SEE YOU.

343. ALL RIGHT, COME OVER HERE, BOYS.

344. GREAT! NOW, RUN INSIDE

345. BEFORE IT RAINS.

346. HURRY UP.

347. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

348. - I DON'T KNOW, - I CAN'T SEE BACK HERE.

349. - WHAT YOU ALL DOING?

350. ARE Y'ALL PLAYING?

351. - LOOK, WE ARE - ADVANCING THE WORLD

352. THROUGH TECHNOLOGY.

353. - 'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE

354. THEM OLD BOYS IS...

355. THEM TWO IS IN HEAT!

356. - MEATWAD, COME HERE.

357. - THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE - FOR YOU TO SEE.

358. - WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME - WHAT'S GOING ON BACK HERE?

359. - THEY'RE MAKING - BABIES OUT HERE.

360. - WELL, OBVIOUSLY THEY - DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER.

361. THAT'S WHY WE NEED

362. THE INTELLIGENCE HELMETS...

363. TO GIVE THEM REASON.

364. FRYLOCK, ORDER THE INTELLIGENT

365. HELMET IMMEDIATELY.

366. - USE STANDARD DELIVER.

367. - NO, SAME... IT'S GOTTA

368. BE SAME DAY.

369. - UH, IS CARL OK?

370. - SOMEONE JUST PLEASE

371. SHUT OFF ALL THE SEX.

372. I'M STARTING TO CHAFE HERE.

373. - UH, SORRY ABOUT THIS, SHAKE,

374. - BUT WE COULD ONLY - AFFORD ONE OF THESE

375. AND IT'S REALLY NOT

376. THE HIGH-END MODEL.

377. - SO, WHAT ARE WE - TALKING ABOUT HERE?

378. - SHUT UP. NOW, LET HIM TALK.

379. - WELL, IT DOES HAVE

380. HUMAN INTELLIGENCE.

381. - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, COOL!

382. - KEEP TALKING.

383. - BUT ONLY OF A 4-YEAR-OLD.

384. - AW, CRAP!

385. - YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S ENOUGH.

386. THEY KNOW PAIN.

387. AND A 4-YEAR-OLD WOULD

388. DEFINITELY RUN FROM THIS.

389. - TURN IT ON!

390. - PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

391. - OK, HERE WE GO.

392. - MOMMY, IT'S TINGLING.

393. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

394. - OH, LOOK IT'S WORKING.

395. - NO MEANS NO.

396. I TELLING ON YOU.

397. - OH, I FEEL LIKE I NEED

398. TO CALL MY PARENTS.

399. - IT'S A BEAUTIFUL - THING... INTELLIGENCE.

400. THE CONTROL AND RESTRAINT SHOWN.

401. - A POOL! OH, BOY!

402. - NO! - MOMMY, I GO SWIMMING.

403. - NO, MOMMY SAYS NO! - LOOK, MOMMY, I GO...

404. - ARE YOU KIDDING?

405. - LET HER GO. - SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU!

406. AAGH!

407. - WELL, REALLY, THE MORAL IS

408. THAT TECHNOLOGY AND...

409. THAT NICE YELLOW PADDED CHAIR

410. IN THE LIVING ROOM IS MINE.

411. - THAT'S MINE FROM NOW ON. - I CALL IT.

412. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

413. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

414. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

415. www.ncicap.org...

416. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE