Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3x4

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Ted Nugent as Ted Nugent (voice) • George Lowe as Standards & Practices Announcer (voice)

A billboard with the face of a religious icon seems to have given Meatwad the gift of a child. Frylock doesn't trust the "pregnancy" is all it's cracked up to be.

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1. - AAH! SUCK ON THIS!

2. - WHAT WAS THAT?

3. - SPACECATAZ.

4. - IT WAS SO AWESOME!

5. - DID YOU GET 'EM? - TOTALLY!

6. THEY ARE DOOMED TO DROWN

7. IN THE BALLOON WATER!

8. IT'S LIKE... A FLOODED CARNAGE.

9. - I GOT IT.

10. - WHO IS IT?

11. - I GUESS IT WAS NOBODY.

12. - HA-HA! HA HA HA HA HA!

13. - CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY - TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

14. - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!

15. DO A SEARCH FOR FREE PIZZA.

16. THEN SEE IF IT

17. COME OUT THIS DRIVE.

18. IS THIS A DRIVE?

19. - I'M READING MY NEWS, - IF YOU DON'T MIND.

20. - NEWS IS GOOD FOOD

21. FOR YOUR MIND,

22. BUT I WANT FOOD FOR MY MOUTH.

23. YOU BETTER HEAR WHAT I SAY.

24. I'M... I'LL UNPLUG

25. THIS WHOLE COMPUTER.

26. - OH, LOOK AT THIS!

27. - APPARENTLY THERE'S SOME - BILLBOARD IN TOWN

28. AND PEOPLE ARE SEEING

29. THE FACE OF JE...

30. UH, YOU-KNOW-WHO.

31. - NO, I DON'T KNOW WHO. WHO?

32. - OH, I'M NOT ALLOWED - TO SAY, MEATWAD,

33. - BECAUSE OF STANDARDS - AND PRACTICES.

34. - STANDARDS AND PRACTICES?

35. - WHAT ARE STANDARDS - AND PRACTICES?

36. - WELL, THAT'S AN INTERESTING - QUESTION, MEATWAD.

37. - HERE, LET'S TAKE - A LOOK AT THIS VIDEO.

38. - STANDARDS AND PRACTICES

39. ARE A VITAL LINK

40. IN KEEPING GOOD AND FUNNY IDEAS

41. AWAY FROM YOU...

42. THE TELEVISION VIEWER.

43. WATCH HOW THIS NUN REACTS

44. WHEN WE BLOW HER BRAINS OUT.

45. - NO! PERMISSION NOT GRANTED.

46. - OH, NO!

47. SOMEBODY'S GOING

48. TO GET AN E-MAIL.

49. WHAT'S A BETTER,

50. MORE ACCEPTABLE SOLUTION?

51. THAT'S RIGHT!

52. A HAPPY AND COLORFUL RAINBOW!

53. ALTHOUGH NOT NEARLY AS FUNNY,

54. IT'S GUARANTEED NOT TO

55. OFFEND THE BLACK PEOPLE!

56. - NO! UNACCEPTABLE!

57. - OOH! DID I SAY BLACK?

58. I MEANT TO SAY MINORITIES.

59. - ACCEPTABLE!

60. - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S

61. ABOUT TO GET AN "A."

62. BY FOLLOWING THE RULES,

63. YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO MAKE

64. A MEDIOCRE PRODUCT

65. THAT NO ONE CAN RELATE TO.

66. - SO, YOU SEE, MEATWAD,

67. THAT'S WHY I CAN'T

68. SAY THE J-WORD.

69. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND - ANY OF THIS SH...

70. - THAT'S OK, MEATWAD. - NO ONE ELSE WILL EITHER.

71. - SO, WHAT WAS WE

72. TALKING ABOUT THERE?

73. - WELL, APPARENTLY, - PEOPLE ARE SEEING THE FACE

74. OF THE J-MAN IN THIS BILLBOARD,

75. - AND THEY'RE CLAIMING - TO BE HEALED.

76. - UH-HUH. WHO'S THE J-MAN?

77. - YOU KNOW, STARTS WITH A "J,"

78. SON OF... G.

79. DIED AND WENT TO H ON THE C.

80. - DIED ON THE C.

81. COMMODE.

82. COMMODE! ELVIS!

83. - NO. - IT'S ELVIS!

84. - BUT HE WAS A KING,

85. AND HE DID LIVE IN

86. A GRACELAND OF SORTS.

87. HE LOOKS LIKE TED NUGENT.

88. - OH, YEAH, I KNOW THAT

89. OLD BOY, IT'S JES...

90. - DON'T SAY IT.

91. LET'S JUST CALL HIM GEE WHIZ.

92. - WELL, WHAT'S OLD GEE WHIZ - DOING IN JERSEY?

93. - UH, MEATWAD,

94. I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR REAL.

95. MEATWAD?

96. MEATWAD!

97. - DEAR GEE WHIZ,

98. PLEASE BLESS THINE PRESENCE...

99. WITH A 16-INCH THICK CRUST

100. MEAT-CRAVER'S SPECIAL

101. WITH THE MILD SAUCE, AMEN.

102. AND PLEASE BRING A SIDE

103. OF WINGS WHILE WE WAIT.

104. - MEATWAD, WHAT THE HELL - ARE YOU DOING?

105. - SHUT UP, HE'S MAKING PIZZA.

106. - WHO IS MAKING PIZZA?

107. - GEE WHIZ.

108. DON'T YOU SEE HIS FACE?

109. IT'S RIGHT THERE.

110. - WHERE? - DOWN NEAR THE BUTT OF THE GUN,

111. ALL TED NUGENT LOOKING.

112. - MEATWAD, THE REAL

113. GEE WHIZ WAS A BLACK MAN.

114. I MEAN! I MEAN, I MEAN,

115. AFRICAN-AMERICAN.

116. - GEE WHIZ IS AMERICAN?

117. OH, THAT'S AWESOME!

118. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

119. - I MEAN... - U.S.A! U.S.A!

120. - I MEAN AFRICAN... AFRICAN.

121. - NOT IN POP-UP BIBLE.

122. HE LOOKED JUST LIKE

123. TED NUGENT IN THERE.

124. - WHATEVER. YOU DONE?

125. - HANG ON.

126. YOU THINK THIS IS ENOUGH?

127. - MEATWAD, PUT THAT AWAY! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

128. - I KNOW, OK, OK. YOU'RE RIGHT!

129. I SHOULD TIP.

130. - NO, YOU SHOULD SAVE - YOUR MONEY FROM THESE

131. - FALSE PROPHETS FLYING - AROUND HERE

132. - AND BUY YOURSELF - A REAL DAMN PIZZA!

133. NOW, COME ON!

134. - AAH!

135. - I'M SORRY, GEE WHIZ! - FORGIVETH ME!

136. - MEATWAD, I THINK IT'S TIME

137. - YOU LEARNED ABOUT - THE REAL BIBLE.

138. - MY GOD!

139. - OH, WAIT.

140. THAT'S THE NECRONOMICON.

141. SORRY. HERE IT IS.

142. - WELL, WHAT'S THAT SAY

143. ABOUT ME BEING PRESIDENT?

144. NOTHING!

145. - WELL, THEY NEED - TO UPDATE IT NOW,

146. 'CAUSE I'M PRESIDENT.

147. - DOES THAT FREAKING BOOK

148. - SAY ANYTHING ABOUT - FLAMING ARROWS?

149. - AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

150. - AT WORK.

151. I GOT JOBS.

152. - WELL, GUESS WHAT?

153. MEATWAD'S PREGNANT.

154. - TRUE THAT.

155. - MEATWAD, YOU CAN'T - POSSIBLY BE PREGNANT!

156. - YE OF LITTLE FAITH.

157. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

158. - FIRST OFF, YOU'RE A MA...

159. UH, WELL, YOU'RE KIND OF A...

160. I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE A MALE.

161. - I AM? AWESOME!

162. THAT IS SO COOL!

163. I ALWAYS WANTED A GENDER!

164. - DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW - PEOPLE GET PREGNANT?

165. - NO. BUT I KNOW HOW I DID.

166. I WAS TOUCHED BY THE POWER...

167. ON MY UNIT...

168. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

169. STARRING LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS.

170. - YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT.

171. - OF COURSE HE IS!

172. NOW I CAN WAIL ON YOU FOR TWO!

173. - OK. BUT LET'S DO IT LATER, OK?

174. RIGHT NOW, MY LITTLE

175. BOY NEEDS HIS REST.

176. - GOLLY WILLICKERS, FELLAS.

177. - I THINK THAT'S MEATWAD'S - BABY'S DADDY.

178. - HE'S BEEN SLEEPING

179. FOR 3 FREAKIN' DAYS STRAIGHT!

180. I DON'T DO THAT

181. BECAUSE I AM NOT IRRESPONSIBLE

182. - AND DON'T GO OUT - AND GET KNOCKED UP

183. EVERY TIME THERE'S A PARTY

184. AT THE FRAT HOUSE.

185. - SHAKE, HE'S NOT PREGNANT.

186. - WELL, HE'S GETTING - BIGGER DOWN THERE.

187. HAVE YOU SEEN HOW HE EATS?

188. IT'S DISGUSTING.

189. - HE DOESN'T EVEN - LOOK AT IT ANYMORE,

190. HE JUST SHOVELS IT IN.

191. - WHOA! MAYBE WE...

192. DAMN!

193. - OH, BOY!

194. I APOLOGIZE.

195. MY HORMONES ARE GOING NUTS!

196. NOW, PLEASE, IF YOU WOULD,

197. GET THE... OUT OF MY WAY.

198. I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES

199. DO I GOTTA... WRITE

200. ICE CREAM ON THIS... LIST

201. - BEFORE SOMEONE - GETS HIS... IN GEAR

202. AND BRINGS HOME

203. THE... ICE CREAM!

204. MAYBE I SHOULD GET A STEAK KNIFE

205. AND ETCH IN YOUR

206. MOTHER... FOREHEAD!

207. HOW HARD CAN IT... BE?

208. ICE MOTHER... CREAM!

209. I GUESS THAT'S THE PRICE I PAY

210. FOR LIVING WITH TWO... MORONS!

211. - WHAT HAPPENED TO COURTESY?

212. DID IT JUST DISAPPEAR?

213. - I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

214. - WHO WOULD MAKE LOVE TO THAT?

215. HOW DO YOU MAKE LOVE?

216. DO YOU HAVE A BOOK?

217. WHAT... HOW DO YOU DO IT?

218. I'M ASKING.

219. - I...

220. I GUESS IT WAS AN IMMACULATE...

221. - CONVECTION...

222. OVEN...

223. AND I DONE GOT A BUN IN IT.

224. HEE HEE HEE.

225. - I'M TILTING MY HEAD.

226. - I STILL DON'T SEE - THE DAMN THING.

227. - ALL RIGHT, YOU SEE - THE HOMELESS GUY

228. UP THERE IN THE GRID WORK?

229. NOT HIM, IT'S ABOVE HIM.

230. - I DON'T SEE ANYTHING BUT WOOD.

231. I MEAN, IT'S JUST WOOD GRAIN.

232. - RIGHT IN THE BUTT OF THE GUN. - LOOK AT THE BUTT OF THE GUN.

233. - I'M LOOKING AT - THE BUTT OF THE GUN.

234. I DON'T SEE NOTHING BUT THE GUN.

235. - WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATT...

236. HEY, YO! CHOCH!

237. SHOW MY DUMB FRIEND OVER HERE

238. WHERE GEE WHIZ IS, WILL YA?

239. - GEE WHIZ.

240. YOU GEE WHIZ!

241. - THAT'S... YEAH, THANK YOU!

242. OK, SHOW HIM...

243. ON THE BILLBOARD!

244. - ME!

245. ME, GEE WHIZ!

246. GREAT, ANOTHER WHACK JOB.

247. HEY, GEE WHIZ!

248. CAN YOU FLY?

249. - HEAVEN IN MY HEAD!

250. - OK, NOW THAT HE'S GONE,

251. RIGHT WHERE HIS HEAD WAS,

252. YOU GOTTA SQUINT LIKE ME...

253. - I'M OUT OF HERE. THIS IS BULL.

254. - DON'T TURN YOUR BACK TO IT.

255. FLAMING ARROWS ARE GONNA

256. COME FLYING OUT OF THERE.

257. - YOU... YOU BELIEVE THIS, TOO,

258. DON'T YOU, SHAKE?

259. - HELL NO.

260. BUT I NEED HIM

261. TO THINK THAT I DO.

262. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

263. - MEATWAD'S BABY SHOWER.

264. - OH, GEE WHIZ, I TOTALLY FOR...

265. AAGH! I KNOW NOT WHAT I DIDITH!

266. - CARL, THIS IS SO SWEET.

267. REALLY!

268. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

269. IT'S...

270. - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

271. - WHY, IT'S A FISHING ROD.

272. YOU SEE, IT, UH, IT FOLDS UP.

273. YOU KNOW, YOU PUT IT IN YOUR...

274. I GOT ABOUT A HUNDRED OF THEM.

275. WELL, THEY MAKE PRETTY GOOD

276. GIFTS IF YOU DON'T, YOU KNOW,

277. GIVE A CRAP ABOUT

278. WHO YOU'RE GIVING THEM TO.

279. - THANK YOU.

280. BUT THIS CHILD WILL

281. HAVE NO NEED TO FISH,

282. 'CAUSE IF HE WANT FISH,

283. - HE'LL JUST YANK ONE - OUT OF MIDAIR 'CAUSE HE'S A...

284. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

285. FRYMAN TOLD ME THERE.

286. YOU, UH, YOU SURE

287. YOU WASN'T RAPED?

288. - NO. BUT I WAS RAPED WITH JOY.

289. - SO, THERE'S GONNA BE ANOTHER

290. ONE OF YOU ANIMALS

291. RUNNING AROUND OVER HERE.

292. GREAT. WE'LL START A ZOO. SUPER.

293. - OPEN THIS ONE, MEATWAD.

294. - OH, FRYLOCK, YOU

295. DIDN'T HAVE TO DO...

296. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

297. - IT'S A CAR SEAT FOR THE BABY.

298. - WE GOT A CAR? - CARL DOES.

299. - HERE IT COMES, OK!

300. - IT'S FOR WHEN WE - RIDE AROUND WITH CARL.

301. - YEAH, WHEN WE TAKE

302. OUR ROAD TRIP TO FANTASY LAND!

303. IT'S NEVER FREAKIN' HAPPENING.

304. LOOK, YOUR BABY WANTS A CAR,

305. MAKE HIM YANK OUT A FREAKIN'

306. LAMBORGHINI OUT OF MIDAIR.

307. - I'M AFRAID THAT WOULD BE

308. A VULGAR DISPLAY OF HIS POWER.

309. OH, WHAT DID YOU GET ME, SHAKE?

310. - SHAKE, DIDN'T YOU

311. GET HIM SOMETHING?

312. - I SHOULD BE THE ONE!

313. WHO'D CHOOSE YOU? NOBODY!

314. AND I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DID IT.

315. HE PROBABLY HAD TO PUT

316. A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD

317. AND THINK OF ME.

318. - MEATWAD, COME ON. - I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

319. - AND NOW HE GETS SURPRISES!

320. YIPPIDY-DOO!

321. - OK, WE'RE GONNA GET - OUR FIRST LOOK

322. AT THAT LITTLE BABY.

323. - I STOLE THIS ULTRASOUND - PROGRAM OFF THE INTERNET.

324. - WELL, THAT'S STEALING.

325. - I SAID I STOLE IT.

326. - WOULD YOU GET ME - "THE LORD OF THE RINGS"?

327. - I ALREADY HAVE THAT.

328. IT'S ON MY HARD DRIVE.

329. ALL RIGHT, MEATWAD...

330. - HOW 'BOUT WATCHING IT?

331. - I'M JUST GONNA RUN - THIS ACROSS YOUR BELLY,

332. AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GET

333. TO SEE THE FIRST LOOK AT...

334. - IS THIS "THE LORD

335. OF THE RINGS"?

336. - OH, MY G!

337. - WHAT?

338. WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN?

339. IS THIS... IS THIS THE SCARY PART?

340. - THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!

341. - DO HE HAVE HIS DADDY'S BEARD?

342. I WANT HIM TO HAVE RED HAIR.

343. - UH, MEATWAD, I THINK YOU

344. BETTER TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

345. - WELL, CLEARLY THESE

346. ARE EYEBALLS

347. THAT HE NEEDS SO HE CAN

348. SEE EVERYTHING

349. THAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD

350. THAT'S EVIL.

351. - THEY'RE SPIDER EGGS, MEATWAD.

352. - WELL, HE WORKS

353. IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.

354. - WHO? THE SPIDER?

355. - YEAH, LET ME SEE THAT AGAIN.

356. OH, MY GOODNESS.

357. - YOU MUST HAVE - PICKED UP A SPIDER

358. - ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD - OR SOMETHING.

359. - WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME

360. IS WHAT WE'RE WATCHING

361. "THE LORD OF..."

362. OH, OH!

363. - OH! EW!

364. - MY WATER BROKE.

365. - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

366. OUT OF HERE! LOCK HIM IN.

367. LOCK HIM IN!

368. - TELL ME YOU PUT

369. TOWELS UNDER THE DOOR.

370. - OH, YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY,

371. THEY WON'T ATTACK HIS BODY

372. FOR AT LEAST A COUPLE OF DAYS.

373. - I WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT HIM,

374. I'M WORRIED ABOUT FRODO,

375. AND I WANT TO KNOW

376. WHAT HE'S UP TO.

377. - HEY, HOW YOU GUYS DOING?

378. - ANYBODY WITHOUT - A GUN AND A KNIFE

379. - AND A HANDKERCHIEF - AND A CHAPSTICK,

380. GET THE... OUT OF HERE.

381. - WHO ARE YOU? - GEE WHIZ!

382. - THAT IS FREAKIN' TED NUGENT!

383. AAGH! YOU SHOT MY ARM!

384. - OH, MAN, SORRY 'BOUT THAT.

385. I THOUGHT IT WAS A VARMINT.

386. - "WANGO, ZEE TANGO," EH?

387. - YEAH, IT IS I, TED NUGENT.

388. - IT WAS MY IMAGE YOU SAW - ON THAT BILLBOARD.

389. - I KEPT TELLING HIM,

390. "TED NUGENT!"

391. HE'S STUPID.

392. - WELL, OK,

393. BUT WHY ARE YOU HERE?

394. - HEY, WHICH OF YOU NUMB NUTS

395. LEFT A DOLLAR IN FRONT

396. OF MY BILLBOARD?

397. - HEY, NUG, YOU GOTTA

398. SIGN MY ARROW!

399. - DON'T MOVE, MAN.

400. - I GOT A "CAT SCRATCH FEVER"

401. LOINCLOTH...

402. I STILL WEAR ON LAUNDRY NIGHT.

403. - I'M TELLING YOU, DON'T MOVE!

404. - WHY, WHAT'S A... AAGH!

405. - WELL, I'M SURE GLAD - THAT WASN'T BLOOD.

406. I WOULD HAVE BEEN

407. MOTHER... OFFENDED

408. OUT OF MY... ASS.

409. - ME, TOO,

410. YOU MOTHER... SUCK.

411. - ACCEPTABLE!

412. - CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY - TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

413. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

414. www.ncicap.org...

415. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE