Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3x3

Directed by

Andy Merrill as Rice Henchmen (voice)

The Mooninites return again, only this time to cash in a check. Seeing their cash, Meatwad and Shake both try to impress the Mooninites so they get some of the dough.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

2. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

3. - SPACECATAZ.

4. - OBSERVE OUR PENINSULA - OF MASCULINITY.

5. - YOU LOVE IT.

6. - WHAT ARE THEY DOING - OVER THERE?

7. - HEY, LOOK, WE'RE GETTING - A TRANSMISSION FROM THEIR SHIP.

8. - OBSERVE THE DIGITAL DONG.

9. - CHECK IT OUT! - THAT'S RIGHT, I'M MALE.

10. - YOUR DONGS ARE - SMALL AND USELESS!

11. - YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD

12. PROBABLY GET GOING.

13. I MEAN, THIS IS HOW

14. FIGHTS START.

15. - THIS IS NOT A FIGHT.

16. THIS IS A WAR!

17. SUCK ON THAT!

18. - WHAT WAS THAT?

19. - OBSERVE, ERR,

20. THE DIGITAL NADS.

21. - THE PRINCIPAL WILL - RESENT HIS NADS

22. BEING PRESENTED IN SUCH

23. A CRUDE MANNER.

24. - YOU'RE NOT PAINTING - ON NO SCHOOL.

25. THAT'S A DAMN ROCK.

26. - WELL. - AND I LIKE TO ROCK.

27. - WE ARE BORED.

28. - YEAH, I'M BORED.

29. - HEY, LET'S GO SEE - YOUR UNCLE CLIFF.

30. - CLIFF IS A ROOFER.

31. - WE CAN "F" WITH HIM ALL DAY.

32. - CLIFF IS HIGHLY CONFUSED.

33. - CONFUSED ENORMATON.

34. - LET'S CHALLENGE HIS SHATTERED

35. VIEW OF THE WORLD.

36. HEY, CLIFF.

37. BOO.

38. - AAAGH!

39. - IS HE ALL RIGHT?

40. - CLIFF HASN'T BEEN ALL RIGHT

41. SINCE THE LUNAR WAR.

42. - BOO!

43. BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO!

44. HEY, CLIFF, LOOK!

45. HEY, CLIFF, CLIFF, CLIFF, CLIFF!

46. - THAT'S ENOUGH, ERR.

47. LOOK.

48. - WHAT THE "F" IS THAT?

49. - IT'S CLIFF'S CHECK - FROM THE GOVERNMENT

50. FOR BEING CRAZY.

51. - HOLY DAMN, LOOK AT THAT.

52. - COME, WE SHALL ACQUIRE IT

53. WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM CLIFF.

54. - WE MUST STEAL IT.

55. - AND BLOW IT...

56. OVER THERE.

57. - STAY, CLIFF, AND EVERYTHING

58. WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

59. - ALL RIGHT! THAT WAS INCRED...

60. YOU KNOW YOU WERE IN THERE

61. FOR ALMOST 5 MINUTES?

62. YOU'RE GONNA WIN,

63. - AND YOU'RE GONNA - GET IN THAT BOOK!

64. - MAN, THE PRESSURE ON MY EYES

65. WAS INDESCRIBABLE.

66. - YEAH, BUT THAT WAS EASY.

67. WE JUST DID A THAW.

68. THAT WAS ONLY ON FISH.

69. - I'M READY FOR POULTRY.

70. - NO. YOU'RE NOT.

71. - BUT YOU WILL IMPROVE - WITH PRACTICE,

72. SO THERE'S STILL HOPE.

73. THIS TIME, YOU'RE GONNA

74. BE IN THERE A WHILE.

75. SO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET

76. SOME READING MATERIAL, OK.

77. OOH, HERE!

78. READ THIS BOX OF FOIL.

79. - "DO NOT USE IN

80. MICROWAVE OVEN..."

81. - PHEW!

82. GETTING HOT IN HERE.

83. PHEW!

84. - UH, SHAKE? - WHAT?

85. I AM BUSY!

86. - ARE YOU USING THE MICROWAVE?

87. - NO!

88. DO WE HAVE ONE?

89. I NEVER... WHAT IS THAT THING?

90. - UH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,

91. I REVERSED THE RAYS

92. ON THAT MICROWAVE

93. JUST IN CASE YOU DECIDED

94. - TO PUT ONE OF OUR - ROOMMATES IN THERE.

95. - THAT'S SO RIDICULOUS I CAN'T

96. EVEN TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

97. WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK

98. THAT I'D EVER WANT TO EVEN

99. DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

100. - I FOUND THESE

101. CRUDELY DRAWN PLANS.

102. - SO, UH, PHEW!

103. HO!

104. WHY IS THE...

105. WHY IS THE KITCHEN... HEY?

106. - DID YOU NOT HEAR - A WORD I JUST SAID

107. - ABOUT REVERSING - THE RAYS ON THE MICROWAVE?

108. - THANKS A LOT! THANKS A LOT!

109. I GOT MY ENERGY DRINKS IN THERE!

110. THEY'RE ALL RUINED!

111. NOW I'M GONNA BE

112. WORN OUT ALL DAY!

113. I GOT NO CARBS,

114. NO ELECTROLYTES.

115. I NEEDED THAT BOOST, MAN!

116. - AH, IT FEELS GOOD

117. TO STRETCH MY LEGS.

118. BOY, I HAVEN'T BITCH-SLAPPED

119. SOMEONE SINCE TUCSON.

120. - BEND OVER, SLAVES!

121. - PREPARE FOR

122. A PRIDE-OBLITERATING BITCH-SLAP.

123. - ALL RIGHT! WE WENT...

124. DAMN IT!

125. WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM?

126. - COME ON, NOW YOU KNOW - HOW THIS IS GONNA END.

127. - WE WILL DECIDE

128. YOUR FATE, FRY MAN,

129. AND THE FATE OF

130. THE ENTIRE GALAXY.

131. AS SOON AS YOU...

132. COULD YOU PA... CASH MY PAYCHECK?

133. - HERE'S TWO FORMS OF I.D.,

134. SUCK THEM BOTH!

135. - WOULD YOU MIND? - AND YOU'LL DO IT.

136. - YOU THINK IF WE HAD MONEY - WE'D LIVE HERE?

137. - I HATE TO SAY IT,

138. BUT RED BOX OVER HERE

139. HAS A POINT.

140. MY ALLOWANCE HAS BEEN

141. SERIOUSLY CUT BACK

142. 'CAUSE I AM NOT

143. RESPONSIBLE WITH MONEY.

144. - YOU SHOULD CONSIDER

145. A ROTH I.R.A.

146. - DID I HEAR A DING?

147. GET BACK IN THE MAGIC HOUSE!

148. U.S.A! U.S.A!

149. - U.S.A! - BACK IN THE BOX!

150. - U.S.A!

151. - OH, ROOKIES.

152. - LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU TRY

153. A CHECK-CASHING PLACE?

154. - WE DON'T JUST TRY TO DO

155. WHAT EARTHLINGS TELL US.

156. - BUT, UM, WHERE

157. WOULD IT BE LOCATED?

158. - IF WE WERE TO STOOP SO LOW

159. AS TO GET YOUR

160. PATHETIC DIRECTIONS.

161. YOU'RE PUNISHMENT IS

162. TO WRITE THOSE DOWN

163. FOR SUGGESTING ANYTHING TO US...

164. NOW AND FOREVER.

165. - IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD,

166. ONE MAN IS TRANSPORTED FROM

167. THE MICROWAVE DIMENSION

168. TO FEAST UPON THE REMAINS

169. OF THOSE WHO ONCE LIVED.

170. RATED R.

171. - WILL YOU SHUT UP. - YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY!

172. - I'M TELLING YOU,

173. THAT WOULD MAKE A GOOD MOVIE.

174. - YEAH, A GOOD MOVIE.

175. BREAK THEIR FRIGGIN' PROJECTOR.

176. ACT STUPID AND FOLLOW ME.

177. NOW, COME ON.

178. - YES, EVERYONE,

179. BUT NOT TO

180. THE CHECK-CASHING PLACE.

181. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO!

182. - DON'T YOU KNOW HOW - MUCH THIS IS FOR,

183. 'CAUSE I DO NOT!

184. - LOOK, WE DON'T - CASH CHECKS HERE.

185. - AND WE DON'T - RESPOND TO THREATS.

186. I'LL SAY IT ONE MORE TIME

187. IN A LITTLE LANGUAGE

188. I LIKE TO CALL ENGLISH...

189. OR MAYBE I SHOULD

190. SAY IT IN MEXICANO!

191. GET BACK THERE-O AND CASH-O

192. THE CHECK-O, AMIGO!

193. ANDALE, ANDALE!

194. - HE'S NOT RESPONDING, CUP.

195. LAY INTO HIM MORE.

196. - HEY, LAY INTO HIM SOME MORE.

197. - I'VE GOT THIS, ERR!

198. - THAT THING THERE - IS YOUR CHECK.

199. - YEAH, THAT'S THE CHECK.

200. - WELL, WE DON'T CASH 'EM.

201. - OH, YOU NEVER SEEN

202. A CHECK BEFORE?

203. OH, ME SO SORRY!

204. MAYBE YOU'RE IN

205. THE WRONG BUSINESS!

206. AND MAYBE IMMIGRATION WOULD

207. LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

208. - GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?

209. I'M AMERICAN!

210. - WELL, I'M NOT!

211. BUT WHEN I BECOME ONE,

212. MAYBE THEN I'LL

213. LEGALLY BUY A WEAPON

214. AND WE WON'T HAVE TO

215. VOTE YOU OUT OF OFFICE,

216. LOWLY SCUMBAG!

217. UNBELIEVABLE!

218. - UNFATHOMABLE.

219. - YOU KNOW, THEY SNEAK IN,

220. AND THEN THEY TRY TO RULE US.

221. WELL, I'M GONNA SNEAK

222. INTO YOUR COUNTRY,

223. AND DO THIS JOB THERE

224. AND THEN NOT CASH ANY

225. OF YOUR FRIGGIN' CHECKS!

226. HOW WILL YOU LIKE THAT?

227. YOU WON'T BECAUSE

228. YOU'LL BE HERE!

229. - YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWLESS.

230. BUT MY BRAIN HAS TRANSMITTED

231. A BETTER IDEA.

232. - WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?

233. - DO YOU SEE THAT TINY

234. PATHETIC STAR UP THERE?

235. THAT'S IN IT FOR YOU.

236. - ALL YOURS.

237. - WHICH ONE? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

238. - OH, I THINK YOU SEE IT.

239. - YOU COULDN'T SEE - ANYTHING WITHOUT IT.

240. IT'S CALLED THE SUN.

241. - MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD - OF IT, FATTY.

242. - ARE YOU SERIOUS?

243. YOU OWN THAT?

244. NO FRICKIN' WAY!

245. - BUT IT COULD BE

246. CALLED THE "CARL"

247. - IF YOU PLAY YOUR - CARDS CORRECTLY.

248. - WAIT, HANG ON, I'M GETTING - AHEAD OF MYSELF HERE.

249. THIS ISN'T TRUE, IS IT?

250. YOU DON'T OWN IT, DO YOU?

251. - WE COULD.

252. RIGHT NOW WE DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.

253. - CARLITO WANTS HIS HAND BACK.

254. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW,

255. - I GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING - I CAN USE.

256. - YEAH, RIGHT.

257. - GIVE ME THAT LASER GUN. - NO, CARL.

258. - YOU GIVE ME THAT.

259. - CARL, CARL, CARL...

260. YOU'D JUST GO OUT OF CONTROL

261. WITH A LASER GUN.

262. - HE IS CORRECT,

263. CASH OUR CHECK,

264. AND YOU WILL GET...

265. IMMORTAL.

266. - NEVER-ENDING LIFE.

267. - NAH.

268. SOMETIMES I KIND OF WANT TO DIE.

269. HOW 'BOUT WE DO...

270. UH... GOING RATE 6%?

271. - WHAT THE...

272. - HEY, THAT'S HOW THEY FRICKIN' - DO IT AT THE DOCKS.

273. - THAT, FATTY!

274. - HERE COMES THE PAIN!

275. - CHILL, ERR, CHILL.

276. OH, SHOOT.

277. I GUESS I WAS TOO LATE.

278. GET HIS WALLET.

279. YOU...

280. SHAVE HIM.

281. - AND AS YOU CAN SEE,

282. THAT'S MY PROPER IDENTIFICATION.

283. IT ALL CHECKS OUT.

284. YOU WILL NOTICE

285. A DIFFERENCE IN HEIGHT.

286. - THAT'S BECAUSE I'M - AN ORGAN DONOR,

287. I HAD TO HAVE MY BODY REMOVED

288. LAST YEAR AND DONATED.

289. - I CERTAINLY HOPE - YOU DON'T DISCRIMINATE HERE.

290. - NO, UH, MISTER, UH...

291. - MEATWAD.

292. - IT DOESN'T SAY THAT ON HERE.

293. - WHAT DOES IT SAY?

294. - CARL. - YEAH, THAT'S HIS I.D.

295. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

296. WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

297. GOD!

298. - SO, I'LL BE TAKING - MY MONEY NOW.

299. - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? - IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.

300. I DON'T EVEN CASH CHECKS HERE.

301. DEFINITELY NOT THAT ONE.

302. - LAY INTO HIM!

303. - HEY, QUICK QUESTION.

304. - IS THEM PENNIES? - YEAH.

305. - AND YOU'RE JUST - GIVING 'EM OUT?

306. HOW MUCH IS GUM?

307. - WHAT HAPPENED? - DID HE BUY IT?

308. - I BOUGHT ME SOME GUM.

309. - WHERE DID YOU GET GUM? - WHERE DID YOU GET GUM?

310. - IN THERE.

311. - IN THE GUM AISLE. - PERFECT.

312. - THAT'S NOT WHAT - WE SENT YOU IN THERE FOR!

313. - BUT THAT'S WHAT - I COME OUT WITH.

314. - TELL ME.

315. WERE THERE WEENIE WRAPS?

316. - MICROWAVABLE.

317. BUT WEENIE WRAPS NONETHELESS.

318. - OH. - MMM!

319. - WEENIE WRAPS INTRIGUE ME.

320. - YUP. AND THEY

321. HAD BURGER DROPS.

322. - BURGER DROPS!

323. - AND BURRITO CAKES.

324. - I THOUGHT THEY - STOPPED MAKING THOSE.

325. - AND PIZZA BALLS.

326. - PIZZA BALLS!

327. - WHERE THERE LITTLE - TURKEY MUFFINS?

328. - THEY HAD LIL',

329. REGULAR, AND MAX.

330. - SEIZE ALL PENNIES AT ONCE!

331. PURCHASE ALL

332. PIZZA BALLS AND MEX...

333. OH, THERE YOU ARE.

334. - YOU TAKE THIS,

335. AND WE BETTER GO.

336. - I WANT THEM OUT OF HERE.

337. I DO NOT LIKE THEM.

338. - BUT LOOK AT THAT CHECK.

339. WE'RE GONNA CASH IT.

340. WE'RE ALL GONNA TAKE OUR PIECE,

341. AND THEN THEY'LL BE GONE.

342. - AND THIS IS THE CHECK?

343. - YES! IT'S HUGE!

344. WE COULD LIVE OFF IT FOREVER.

345. - YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED THIS, - HAVE YOU, SHAKE?

346. - NO!

347. WELL, YEAH.

348. - I'VE BEEN HAULING IT - ALL OVER TOWN.

349. - YEAH, AND I'M CARL.

350. NICE TO MEET YOU.

351. - IT'S EMITTING RADIATION.

352. - YEAH, BUT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, - THE GOOD KIND, RIGHT?

353. LIKE HOW THEY FIND TUMORS

354. AND GAVE SPIDER-MAN

355. HIS POWERS AND STUFF.

356. - NO, SHAKE, THE BAD KIND.

357. THE OTHER KIND.

358. THE KIDNEY-LOSING KIND.

359. IN FACT, THIS IS NOT

360. A CHECK AT ALL, SHAKE.

361. - THIS IS A BILL... - FOR HOMECARE.

362. - IMPOSSIBLE. THAT'S NOT A BILL.

363. - UH, CLIFF?

364. DOES ANYONE KNOW A CLIFF?

365. YES, MY NAME IS CLIFF.

366. AND THAT'S NOT A BILL.

367. TELL HIM, ERR.

368. - THAT'S A BILL.

369. A BI... WHY ARE WE TRYING

370. TO CASH A BILL, ERR?

371. - HELL, I DON'T KNOW. - IT'S YOUR UNCLE!

372. - I KEPT TELLING YOU - ON THE WAY DOWN HERE!

373. - IT IS MY UNCLE.

374. DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

375. - ON THE WAY DOWN, I KEPT - SAYING, "THIS IS A BILL."

376. - I JUST FIGURED YOU KNEW - SOMETHING I DIDN'T.

377. - I DID KNOW SOMETHING I DIDN'T,

378. BUT IT WASN'T THAT.

379. - WAIT A MINUTE! I'VE BEEN

380. HAULING A RADIOACTIVE BILL,

381. ALL OVER TOWN,

382. FOR YOU GUYS?

383. - YES, CUP. - YEAH.

384. - AND NOW YOU WILL PAY IT.

385. - Y'ALL HAVE A MICROWAVE?

386. I GOTTA HEAT THESE UP.

387. - HMM.

388. - I GUESS IT EMITS

389. RADIATION WHEN IT'S DUE.

390. AND IT'S TWO MONTHS PAST DUE.

391. - OH, LOOK AT MY HANDS.

392. OH, THE HANDS,

393. LOOK AT THOSE HANDS.

394. - UH, SOMEONE SHOULD - PROBABLY PAY THAT BILL.

395. - JEEZ! IT'S GETTING - HOT IN HERE.

396. - THIS WEENIE WRAP - IS STILL FROZEN!

397. - YOUR MICROWAVE SUCKS.

398. - HEY, THE MICROWAVE SUCKS!

399. - AW, HELL.

400. - IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE.

401. - WHY IS IT GETTING

402. SO HOT IN HERE?

403. - RUN!

404. - OH, JEEZ.

405. - HEY, HEY, CUE BALL!

406. WAKE UP. SHOULDN'T DRINK

407. DURING THE DAY, YOU KNOW.

408. - FRIGGIN'... OH.

409. MY HAIR. MY HAIR!

410. WHERE'S MY HAIR?

411. WHERE'S MY 'STACHE!

412. - OH, YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK NOW, - CARL.

413. IT'S ITCHY.

414. - AND IT MAKES ME LOOK - A LITTLE TUTTI-FRUTTI.

415. - HO HO HO, FUNNY.

416. - WELL, CARL, ACTUALLY,

417. - YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU - LOOK YOUNGER WITHOUT IT.

418. - YEAH, NO, I GET YOUR VIBE.

419. BY "YOUNGER" YOU MEAN GAY.

420. I'M GAY-LOOKING.

421. - WHATEVER.

422. - DO WHAT YOU WANT. - I DON'T CARE.

423. - TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE,

424. FRY MAN.

425. OR FOR 59 CENTS MORE,

426. TRY THE SUPER SIZE!

427. - MAN, I FEEL WEIRD.

428. - QUIET, ERR.

429. I'M TRANSMITTING RAGE.

430. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

431. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

432. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

433. www.ncicap.org...

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