Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3x13

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When the Aqua Teens go to Panama City for a vacation, Meatwad leaves Carl to babysit Dewey, Vanessa, and Boxy Brown. At first, Carl thinks not having the Aqua Teens around is great, but soon realizes that hanging around the neighborhood by himself is a real drag.Meanwhile, in Panama City, Meatwad tries to start a comedy act, Frylock tries to get some action, and Shake loafs around the hotel room.

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1. - HI. WHAT'S GOING ON?

2. - WHAT IS RADILLIO?

3. - OH, LOOK, EARL.

4. TALKING FARM ANIMALS.

5. - SO, YOU HAVING A MOVIE NIGHT

6. WITH THE P.J.s?

7. CAN I HAVE A TINY SLICE?

8. - DON'T ANSWER. - WE WOULD LOVE TO,

9. BUT THIS HAS TO LAST US

10. THROUGH LUNCH.

11. - WAIT.

12. - PLUS IT'S GONE.

13. - OH, HO HO! OPA.

14. - DEAR KARL, THANK YOU

15. IN ADVANCE FOR FEEDING MY DOGS

16. WHILE WE OUT IN PANAMA CITY

17. SCARING UP VENTURE CAPITAL MONEY

18. FOR MY STAND-UP COMEDY TOUR,

19. MEATWAD UNPLUGGED,

20. NO BUNS ALLOWED.

21. AND ALSO, WE ALSO GETTING A TAN.

22. NOW, REMEMBER, DEWEY AND VANESSA

23. WON'T EAT ANYTHING

24. BUT CHICKEN CHOW MEIN NOODLES,

25. AND YOU KNOW BOXEY,

26. AS LONG AS IT'S DEEP FRIED.

27. SHE'LL EAT ANYTHING

28. THEY NEED TO BE WALKED

29. TWICE A DAY,

30. AND BE SURE AND PICK UP

31. THEIR DOG DROPPINGS

32. - OR YOU GET A FINE - FROM THE CITY.

33. THANKS AGAIN. SORRY ABOUT

34. THE HOUSE, BIG GUY.

35. SINCERELY, MEATWAD.

36. - ALL RIGHT,

37. WHAT THE DOES THIS SAY?

38. - WHAT? - DID YOU FIND MY NOTE?

39. - OH, WAS THAT YOU?

40. INTO THE SIDE OF MY HOSE.

41. YEAH, THANKS FOR ETCHING IT

42. - IS YOU MAD? - YOU AIN'T MAD, ARE YOU?

43. - HEY, WHILE WE'RE TALKING,

44. WHAT IT FRIGGIN' SAYS?

45. YOU WANT TO TELL ME

46. - WHAT WHAT SAYS? - THE NOTE.

47. - WHAT NOTE?

48. THE SIDE OF MY HOUSE.

49. - THE ONE ON

50. - OH, THAT, YEAH.

51. WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER.

52. - OF COURSE.

53. FEEDING DOGS OR SOMETHING.

54. - SOMETHING ABOUT

55. - I LEFT 'EM OUT FOR YA.

56. THEY LIKE TO RUN.

57. - OPA! ANYTHING ELSE

58. YOU WANT ME TO DO?

59. DAMN, IT'S HOT OUT HERE.

60. YOU GUYS MUST BE

61. SERIOUSLY THIRSTY.

62. HEY, OPEN UP.

63. DRINK UP, THERE.

64. OH, SHOOT. DID I DO THAT?

65. HERE, LET ME PUT YOU OUT.

66. HA HA HA!

67. IN YOUR FACE!

68. WOW. YEAH.

69. HA HA HA!

70. HO HO HO, YEAH!

71. DID Y'ALL SEE THAT?

72. AW, SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE

73. BEEN HERE TO SEE THAT!

74. IT WAS CLASSIC.

75. OK, IT'S, UH, JULY 27

76. IN THE AFTERNOON,

77. AND, UH, AND I THINK SOMETHING'S

78. ABOUT TO HAPPEN HERE.

79. UHHH!

80. ALL RIGHT, STAY TUNED.

81. IT'S ABOUT TO COME.

82. UHHHH...

83. DAMMIT! I CAN'T DO IT NOW!

84. IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

85. - HA HA! LET ME TELL YOU

86. ABOUT THIS AIRPLANE.

87. FOOD. AIRPLANE FOOD.

88. I MEAN, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

89. AM I RIGHT?

90. HEH HEH HEH.

91. YA SEE, THAT'S WHEN

92. THEN I GOTTA BE, LIKE...

93. THE PEOPLE LAUGHING,

94. I GOTTA HAVE A JOKE THERE.

95. - HMM. GUESS WHO.

96. - HEY, IS THAT THE GIRL

97. LOOKING AT HER BUTT?

98. THAT BUSTED ME FOR

99. PUT HER ON SPEAKER.

100. - GIVE IT HERE. - HELLO?

101. - HI. - HEY, KARL, - HOW'S MY BOYS DOING?

102. BY BOYS I MEAN DOGS.

103. - OH, THEY'RE GOOD.

104. YEAH. THEY'RE, UH...

105. THEY'RE ROOTING AROUND

106. FOR SOME FOOD RIGHT NOW.

107. - AIRPLANE FOOD?

108. AM I RIGHT?

109. - YEAH. IS, UH, SHAKE THERE?

110. - OH, YEAH, HANG ON ONE-

111. - NO! TELL HIM NO!

112. - HE SAYS HE AIN'T HERE,

113. EVEN THOUGH HE IS.

114. I MEAN, AM I RIGHT?

115. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

116. - MEATWAD, HANG THE PHONE UP. - YOU'RE WASTING MY DAMN MINUTES.

117. - SO, UH, HOW'S IT GOIN'

118. OUT THERE?

119. YOU, UH, YOU DON'T

120. TALK MUCH THERE, DO YA?

121. - OH, YOU NOTICED. - HA HA!

122. YEAH. SEE, A LOT OF WATER

123. GETS WASTED DURING THE DAY

124. FLUSHING THE TOILET

125. IN THE BATHROOM, YOU KNOW,

126. SO I FILL ALL THIS UP,

127. ALL I GOTTA DO WHEN I GO

128. TO THE KITCHEN FOR LUNCH

129. IS POUR IT DOWN THE SINK.

130. WHATEVER IT TAKES

131. TO SAVE THE EARTH.

132. 'CAUSE GRANOLA GIRLS,

133. GETS 'EM ALL MOIST.

134. HOMELESS GIRLS, TOO.

135. - THEY'LL DO ANYTHING - FOR SHELTER.

136. YOU KNOW, STAY WITH ME, MAN.

137. I'M FULL OF INFORMATION.

138. I'M LIKE AN INFOMERCIAL.

139. YOU KNOW WHAT ONE OF THEM IS?

140. IT'S INFORMATION THAT YOU GET

141. IN A COMMERCIAL.

142. LET'S, UH, FRIGGIN' SEE

143. IF ONE'S ON NOW.

144. WHOA, YEAH!

145. THE SOUND OF LUNCH.

146. 'SCUSE ME.

147. - IT'S, UH, 7.92.

148. - OK, HERE'S, UH, $8.00

149. AND, UH, KEEP IT.

150. - ALL OF IT?

151. - I DON'T KNOW IF THE BANK - WILL TAKE ALL OF THIS.

152. - HEY, MAN, THE NIGHT'S YOUNG.

153. KNOCK OFF FOR A BIT.

154. LET'S PARTY.

155. - OH, NO, THANKS.

156. - THIS IS GONNA TAKE ME - ALL NIGHT TO COUNT.

157. - OH, DON'T BE SO UPTIGHT, MAN.

158. I GOT A POOL IN THE BACK.

159. I GOT BEER ON ICE.

160. I'M, UH... I'M CALLING

161. YOUR SUPERVISOR,

162. WHAT THE...

163. OH, GREAT, YEAH.

164. NO, I LOVE TO LIVE IN THE WOODS

165. AND EAT WITH STICKS.

166. - NO, THANK YOU. - WE'RE AMERICAN.

167. I'LL USE UTENSILS, OK?

168. BUT, UH, THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN,

169. SO, UH...

170. SO NO HARM, NO FOUL,

171. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

172. HA HA HA, HEY!

173. GUESS WHO THIS IS?

174. - H-HELLO?

175. - HA HA! THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM

176. SAID BEFORE I SHAVED HER BACK!

177. HA HA HA!

178. YEAH. NAW. NO, ACTUALLY,

179. I DID TALK TO YOUR MOM TONIGHT.

180. SHE SAID TO CALL YOU.

181. - OH. OK. WELL, DO YOU KNOW

182. WHAT TIME IT IS?

183. - AH, I KEEP THE BLINDS CLOSED,

184. SO IT'S KIND OF DISORIENTING,

185. - BUT YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT - THE GOVERNMENT IN MY BUSINESS.

186. - IT'S 2:00 IN THE MORNING.

187. - OH, IT'S MY BEDTIME.

188. COME ON, WHAT HAPPENED

189. TO THE DONNA I REMEMBER,

190. THE ONE WHO KNEW HOW TO PARTY

191. BACK IN '81?

192. - OH, YEAH,

193. YOU'RE THAT GUY WITH...

194. - OH, COME ON.

195. IT'S KARL. CLASS OF '81.

196. - OH, OK.

197. - WELL, I WASN'T THERE - FOR LONG.

198. THAT PLACE IS A SCAM.

199. I LEFT IT IN THE DUST.

200. BUT HEY, ENOUGH ABOUT ME,

201. DONNA.

202. YOU STILL GOT THAT CLEAVAGE?

203. HEH HEH HEH!

204. STILL SMUGGLING BALLOONS

205. WHEREVER YOU GO?

206. HA HA!

207. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

208. HELLO?

209. YEAH, WELL, MAYBE

210. YOU SHOULDN'T BOOTY CALL ME

211. WHEN I GOT GUESTS HERE!

212. OH, GOD, SHE IS SO HORNY

213. FOR ME.

214. ALL RIGHT,

215. THAT'S THE LAST OF THE Ws.

216. THERE'S A "Z" LEFT,

217. BUT... OOH.

218. SHE HAD THAT UNIBROW.

219. AH, SCREW IT.

220. LOOK UP ZAMBRANO.

221. NORMALLY I WOULDN'T DO

222. A FAT CHICK FROM THE FLAG CORPS,

223. BUT, UH, IT IS A NEW ERA...

224. HA HA... OF LONELINESS.

225. OH, GOD.

226. - OH, IT'S SO NICE

227. TO BE WATCHING TV HERE.

228. - UH, WELL, MEATWAD AND I ARE

229. GONNA GO DOWN TO THE CLAMBAKE.

230. - YEAH, THAT'S FINE. - YOU DO THAT.

231. AND I'LL WATCH THIS AND LEARN

232. HOW TO BAKE POTATOES.

233. - LOOK, YOU CAN WATCH TV - AT HOME.

234. - I KNOW, BUT IT'S EXCITING

235. WATCH IT HERE, TOO.

236. TO KNOW THAT I CAN

237. - HELP!

238. DOWN THERE, RIGHT?

239. - YOU KNOW THERE'S GIRLS

240. - YEAH. STUCK-UP GIRLS.

241. THEY KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

242. - I TELL YOU WHAT,

243. JUST SO EVERYBODY KNOWS IT,

244. IF I MEET ME ONE

245. AND I GET MY GROOVE ON,

246. YOU MIGHT JUST END UP

247. SLEEPING ON THE BEACH, MAN,

248. 'CAUSE I'M GETTING THE BED.

249. - ARGH! THERE.

250. GO GET THE BED.

251. - THIS CALL WILL COST

252. THE FIRST SEXY MINUTE,

253. $9.00 A MINUTE FOR

254. THEN $12 A MINUTE

255. FOR EVERY 30 DIRTY SEXONDS.

256. - $12? NO.

257. I WILL NOT ACCEPT CHARGES.

258. LET ME TAKE THIS

259. TO THE OFFICE.

260. - FOR EVERY 30 DIRTY SEXONDS.

261. OOH, DID I SAY SEXONDS?

262. - YEAH. HELL, YEAH,

263. I'LL ACCEPT CHARGES.

264. - INTRUDER ALERT! - INTRUDER ALERT!

265. - WAIT, WAIT! - NO, IT'S ME!

266. - I'M TELLING. - I AM TELLING.

267. - WHATEVER. GO AHEAD.

268. - AH HA HA! OOH!

269. - OH, WHO'S BACK HERE,

270. I PRAY TELL?

271. WHAT THE HELL'S THAT THING?

272. WHOA!

273. OH, NO, NO, NO!

274. - OOH!

275. - OH, YEAH, YOU WANT SOME, EH?

276. FEELS GOOD. WHOA.

277. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE HERE.

278. AAH! AAH!

279. - HA HA HA!

280. - THE AMAZING MONGREL,

281. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

282. THE MONGREL!

283. - THIS IS GOOD.

284. - YOU'RE POURING THEM - DOWN YOUR THROAT.

285. YOU KNOW, IF YOU CHEWED THEM,

286. MORE ENJOYABLE.

287. IT WOULD MAKE THEM A LITTLE

288. - LOOK AT YOU. - YOU DON'T CARE.

289. - COME ON, SHAKE.

290. FRYLOCK'S TRYING

291. TO GET HIM SOME HERE.

292. BE A GOOD WINGMAN.

293. - I WOULD, - BUT SHE WON'T LET ME HAVE ANY.

294. - I'M AFRAID TO GET MY HANDS - BY THE PLATE.

295. SHE MIGHT SUCK THEM DOWN.

296. - HILDA, DON'T GO!

297. - AH, YOU DROVE HER AWAY!

298. FRYLOCK, LET'S GO.

299. - SHAKE, WE'RE STILL, UH,

300. WE'RE STILL TALKING HERE.

301. - UH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

302. - PEOPLE, LET'S GO.

303. - WHERE'S AMBER?

304. I CAN'T TURN MY HEAD.

305. - HOPEFULLY THROWING UP

306. JAMMING DOWN HER THROAT.

307. SOME OF THE FOOD SHE WAS

308. - DID YOU SEE HER? - SHAKE?

309. - SHE FINISHED THE MEAT,

310. AND THEN SHE TURNED ON THE BONE.

311. - GET OUT OF HERE.

312. - I NEED TO GO CHECK - ON MY FRIEND.

313. - OH, WAIT, STACEY, - STACEY, STACEY.

314. W... AHEM. I MEAN,

315. YOU KNOW?

316. LET ME GET THEM DIGITS,

317. - UM, LET ME GIVE YOU MY CELL.

318. IS THAT... AAH!

319. - INTRUDER ALERT! - INTRUDER ALERT!

320. - SHE WAS ROBBING YOU. - WAS SHE ROBBING YOU?

321. - OF WHAT, MY VIRGINITY?

322. I DON'T THINK SO.

323. NO, NOT ANYMORE,

324. - GO HOME.

325. - AND I'M NOT A VIRGIN.

326. I NEVER WAS.

327. I MEAN, I WAS, BUT...

328. JUST GET THE

329. OUT OF HERE.

330. - HEY, Y'ALL, CHECK THIS OUT.

331. THEY SELLING FIREWORKS

332. ACROSS THE STREET.

333. - HE WAS STANDING RIGHT HERE

334. IN YOUR LIVING ROOM

335. GETTING READY TO ROB IT

336. AND USING YOUR PHONE

337. TO MAKE HIS LONG-DISTANCE CALLS.

338. HE WAS ROBBING YOU

339. OF LONG DISTANCE.

340. - OK, RUDY. THANKS.

341. - THAT IS WHY I FLEW - ALL THE WAY DOWN TO PANAMA CITY,

342. TO GET YOU.

343. - OK, OK, RUDY, THANK YOU.

344. - BUT IT WAS QUITE A LONG TRIP, - AND I...

345. - OK, RUDY. OK, RUDY, RUDY!

346. THANKS! OK?

347. YOU DID A GOOD JOB.

348. - GUESS WHO'S BACK.

349. COME ON, EVERYBODY,

350. GROUP HUG!

351. BOXEY, WHAT'S WRONG?

352. - DON'T YOU EVER LEAVE ME

353. WITH THAT FOOL AGAIN.

354. I'LL SLIT YOU UP THE MIDDLE.

355. - OK, BOXEY. - OK NOTHING.

356. DID NOT FEED US.

357. - I WILL... - I WILL KNOW BETTER NEXT TIME.

358. - HE PEED ON ME,

359. - FORGET ABOUT IT, PLEASE!

360. - AH! LOOK AT - THESE RED FOOTPRINTS!

361. - OH, MY GOD.

362. - REALLY, I WOULD LEAVE,

363. BUT EVERY TIME I TRY TO MOVE,

364. IT REALLY HURTS BAD.

365. - KARL, WE MISSED YOU, BOY.

366. COME HERE, GIVE US A HUG.

367. - NO, NO. DON'T! AAH!

368. GET OFF! GET OFF!

369. - OK, KARL, OK. I'M TRYING,

370. IT'S JUST YOU STICKY.

371. - WHOA! THIS GIRL'S

372. COPPING A FEEL HERE, HUH?

373. HEY, YOU WANT A LITTLE FEEL?

374. - NO. SHAKE, SHAKE, NO!

375. - OH, GOD, NO!

376. I THINK MY SUNBURN'S

377. FINALLY GONE.

378. - WELL, WELCOME BACK, THERE.

379. HOW WAS THE, UH... AAH!

380. - WAS HE TRYING TO ROB YOU?

381. NO, RUDY,

382. HE WASN'T TRYING TO ROB US.

383. - WHERE'S MY W...

384. HE TOOK MY WALLET.

385. - I GOT THE WHAT NOW? AH!

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