Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3x12

Directed by

Tim Heidecker as Basketball (voice, as Timothy Heidecker)

When Hypno-Germs invade Shake's brain, they force him to do a number of insane things. Frylock uses Mexican jumping-beans to combat the germs in Shakes head with a theatrical spectacular!

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1. - SPACECATAZ.

2. - CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY - TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

3. - DO...!

4. "AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE."

5. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

6. - SHAKE, COME IN HERE - FOR A SECOND!

7. - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST

8. COME IN HERE?

9. IT'LL BE QUICKER.

10. - MMM MMM!

11. I HEARD THAT.

12. GIVE HIM 3 SECONDS NOW.

13. 1, 2...

14. - SHAKE, WILL YOU PLEASE - GET IN HERE?

15. - AH! - HE BEAT MY PROJECTIONS.

16. - JUST GO SEE WHAT HE WANTS

17. AFTERWARDS.

18. AND THEN TELL ME ABOUT IT

19. - OK.

20. SHAKE, COME IN HERE!

21. - AH! GOD!

22. WHY MUST I BE CURSED

23. WITH SUCH POPULARITY?

24. WHAT? WHAT?

25. GET OUT YOUR CAMERAS.

26. I'M ONLY SIGNING FOR 5 MINUTES.

27. THAT'S IT!

28. - TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, SHAKE.

29. - I CAN SEE IT FROM HERE. - IT'S A TOILET SEAT.

30. AND YOU'RE A DISGUSTING PERV

31. FOR HAVING IT.

32. - TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

33. - WOW!

34. YOU'VE DISCOVERED GERMS!

35. - NOW HOW ABOUT YOU GO - AND DISCOVER SOAP?

36. - THIS IS THE SAME TOILET SEAT

37. GAS STATION IN BRANSON,

38. THAT YOU SAT ON AT THAT

39. - AND IT'S COVERED - WITH HYPNOGERMS!

40. - THAT IS A LIE, AND YOU ARE

41. A LIAR FOR SAYING THAT.

42. - I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BRANSON - IN MY LIFE.

43. - DON'T TELL ME

44. IT WAS JUST LAST WEEK.

45. YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT.

46. - YEAH, YOU ATE THAT BATCH

47. THE GATLIN BROTHERS CONCERT

48. OF BAD RIBS AFTER

49. AND MADE FRYLOCK BLOW THE DOOR

50. OFF THAT TRUCK STOP BATHROOM

51. 'CAUSE YOU SAID

52. THE BATHROOM KEY?

53. YOU COULDN'T WAIT FOR

54. - SQUEEZIN' YOUR BUTT TOGETHER, - TRYING TO KEEP IT IN?

55. - I DON'T EVEN KNOW - CHARLES BRANSON!

56. SOMEONE'S LOSING

57. BECAUSE THAT NEVER HAPPENED!

58. THEIR MIND, JACK,

59. HE'S ALREADY LOST HIS.

60. I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU, BIG BOY.

61. - COME ON, COME ON, - COME ON, COME ON!

62. JUST BLOW THE DOOR OFF!

63. I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE!

64. OH! OH!

65. OH, THANK GOD!

66. - WOW, IT'S STILL JUST COMING.

67. - HOLD IT RIGHT.

68. - I GOT IT UPSIDE - RIGHT SIDE DOWN.

69. - WELL, YOU'RE STILL TAPING!

70. - I'M THE DIRECTOR...

71. - HMM, I WANT TO SEE THIS AGAIN.

72. REWIND.

73. - COME ON, COME ON, - COME ON, COME ON!

74. - JUST BLOW THE DOOR OFF...

75. YEAH, THAT'S NOT ME.

76. - I MEAN, IT'S JUST... - IT'S CLEARLY NOT ME.

77. - WELL, YOU'RE ENTITLED

78. ON WHERE YOU THINK YOU WERE,

79. TO YOUR DUMB-ASS OPINION

80. BUT THE FACT IS, YOU DIDN'T PUT

81. PAPER ON THAT TOILET SEAT,

82. AND I'M AFRAID YOU MIGHT BE

83. INFECTED BY HYPNOGERMS.

84. - REALLY? AND THAT'S WHAT

85. YOU THINK, HUH?

86. HOLD ON.

87. TO TAKE CARE OF THIS.

88. I THINK I MAY BE ABLE

89. HEY! GET OUT HERE!

90. - TELL HIM I NEVER BEEN - TO BRANSON.

91. - HE'S NEVER BEEN THERE!

92. - SEE?

93. - UH, SEE WHAT?

94. - TELL HIM AGAIN.

95. MAYBE SLOW IT DOWN FOR HIM.

96. - HE HAS NEVER BEEN THERE.

97. - HE'S NEVER BEEN THERE!

98. - HE'S NEVER BEEN THERE!

99. - NEVER BEEN THERE! - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

100. WILL EVERYBODY SETTLE DOWN,

101. PLEASE? WE'RE NOT DEAF!

102. - HE'S NEVER BEEN THERE. - OK.

103. - UH, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

104. - YOU'RE SERIOUS.

105. HEY, I CAN BE STUPID, TOO.

106. TELL HIM WHO I'M TALKING TO.

107. - HE'S TALKING

108. WITH THE.

109. TO THE BASKETBALL

110. - HEY, WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN?

111. - I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. - I CALLED YOU LAST CHRISTMAS.

112. YOUR MOM SAID THE CHICKEN FACE

113. WAS ON BONE ROW.

114. - HE'S PULLING YOUR CHAIN!

115. - YEAH. I'M THE BASKETBALL.

116. - YEAH! HA HA HA...

117. - LOVE IS A BASKETBALL

118. COME ON.

119. AND CHAIN, BROTHER.

120. - I KNOW!

121. - THAT'S WHAT FREED - THE FISH, MAN.

122. - YEAH, I'M THE BASKETBALL.

123. - I MEANT TO TELL THEM THAT. - IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

124. - TIME? HEH HEH!

125. TIME IS AN ILLUSION.

126. - YEAH, I'M THE BASKETBALL.

127. - THE ONLY TIME NOW

128. ARE WE CLEAR?

129. IS PARTY TIME.

130. - COME ON!

131. - YEAH, I'M THE BASKETBALL. - LOVELY.

132. - YOU SO GOT THAT

133. FROM A BEER COMMERCIAL!

134. - YEAH. - SEE? I TOLD YOU!

135. THESE GUYS ARE TOTALLY

136. OUTTA CONTROL.

137. DON'T SQUEEZE

138. THE PANCAKE BATTER.

139. HEY, NO. DON'T INTERRUPT.

140. I'M TALKING TO HIM.

141. - SO WHAT... WHAT KIND

142. OF GERMS HE GOT THERE?

143. - HYPNOGERMS, MEATWAD.

144. THEIR ONLY INTEREST IS

145. TO CONTROL YOUR MIND.

146. - OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

147. AND I'M AN FOR ASKING.

148. DAMN! THANK YOU!

149. YOU, SIR, YOU GOT

150. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

151. A NICE YOUNG LADY WITH YOU.

152. - PHIL CABINET.

153. - YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE THING!

154. WHERE ARE YOU FROM, PHIL?

155. - WE'RE FROM... KILL YOURSELF!

156. - ALL RIGHT. - PHIL FROM KILLYOURSELF.

157. - AND WHO'S THIS WITH YOU? - RRRROWRRR!

158. - THIS IS MY 6-MONTH-OLD,

159. MADE OUT OF FOIL.

160. AND HER NAME IS WEAR A HAT

161. - THIS IS MY WIFE... LOCK YOURSELF - IN A COLD, DARK ROOM.

162. - HI.

163. LOVELY PEOPLE BEEN MARRIED?

164. - AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO

165. - OH, ABOUT SMEAR YOURSELF

166. THE FREEWAY.

167. IN GARBAGE AND TRY TO CROSS

168. - WE JUST CELEBRATED

169. OUR EAT YOUR OWN DUNG.

170. - GREAT TO HEAR. - YUMMY, TOO.

171. HEY, PHIL, THANKS

172. FOR COMING OUT.

173. - LIKE YOUR SHIRT, BOTH OF YOU. - YOU MATCH.

174. - [MACHINE GUN FIRE, - WOMAN SCREAMING]

175. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

176. LET'S HEAR IT FOR TULIP SNIPER!

177. - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

178. DIE. DIE, ALL OF YOU.

179. - AAAH!

180. - UM...

181. 1... WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?

182. 2... SHOULD WE LIGHT HIM ON FIRE?

183. - HE'S PROBABLY FALLEN PREY

184. OFF-BROADWAY PRODUCTIONS.

185. TO ONE OF THEIR HIDEOUS

186. - BUT DIDN'T YOU SAY

187. IS MIND CONTROL?

188. THAT THEIR ONLY INTEREST

189. - WELL, YES, AND THEY ALSO LIKE

190. TO STAR IN PLAYS.

191. - STAR IN PLAYS? - OH, YES, MEATWAD.

192. PLAYS THAT THEY'VE WRITTEN

193. AFTER THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING.

194. - AFTER THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING?

195. - ON THE WEEKENDS. - ON THE WEEKEND...

196. - WILL YOU STOP REPEATING ME?

197. DAMN! EVERYTHING I SAY.

198. - EVERYTHING YOU SAY? - HEY.

199. YOU STILL THINK

200. I'M AN.

201. WELL, WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW?

202. - WELL, MEATWAD, THERE'S

203. ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO.

204. - THESE BEANS. - THOSE BEANS?

205. - YES, MEATWAD,

206. THESE MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS

207. ARE THE ONLY KNOWN ENEMY

208. TO THE HYPNOGERM.

209. NOW THEY MUST CONFRONT

210. EACH OTHER INSIDE HIS BRAIN.

211. - OK.

212. - GERM MASTER!

213. FROM THE WEST!

214. BEANS ARE INVADING

215. - IT'S PANCHO.

216. HE'S COME FOR ME.

217. - YOUNG DONNA,

218. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT

219. THE BEANS ARE LOWLIFES.

220. - BUT, FATHER...

221. BUT, FATHER...

222. BUT, FATHER...

223. - TAKE HER TO THE EPIGLOTTIS!

224. - AND SO,

225. SHE WAS IMPRISONED

226. IN THE FLABBY EPIGLOTTIS

227. FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

228. BECAUSE OF HER LOVE

229. FOR ONE OVERWEIGHT BEAN.

230. - PSST! HEY. DONNA.

231. - PANCHO! YOU'VE COME FOR ME!

232. - DONNA, SHH!

233. CALLETE, NINA.

234. - HOW DID YOU FIND ME?

235. - OH, YOU KNOW, IT'S, LIKE,

236. MY LOVE FOR YOU CARRIED ME HERE

237. LIKE A THOUSAND RIVERS, MANG.

238. - HOLD ON, HONEY.

239. - I'M SORRY. WHAT? - WHAT DID YOU SAY?

240. - DID YOU JUST DO

241. WHAT I THINK YOU DID?

242. - UHH. YOU TOLD ME

243. YOU DIDN'T DO THAT, MANG.

244. - NOT IN FRONT OF YOU. SILLY.

245. - YEAH, OK, THAT'S ALL... OK,

246. WELL, GO BACK... LISTEN,

247. - WE'RE GONNA BATTLE - YOUR DAD, MANG, OK?

248. YOU GOT TO TELL HIM

249. TO LAY OFF, PLEASE, OK?

250. - I DON'T EVER SEE HIM... MANG.

251. - OK, LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL.

252. TOMORROW, MANG,

253. OK, I'LL BE BACK HERE

254. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I LOVE YOU

255. AND I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU

256. UNTIL YOU ARE FREE

257. FROM THIS PRISON... OK?

258. - BUT HOW?

259. HOW WILL I EVER GET FREE?

260. - YOU MUST GROW YOUR HAIR AND...

261. AND THEN... YOU KNOW,

262. WE DO SOMETHING WITH IT.

263. SOMETHING CRAZY, YOU KNOW.

264. - AND THAT WAS THE LAST

265. DONNA EVER SAW OF PANCHO,

266. FOR, TWO WEEKS LATER,

267. HE MET A YOUNGER,

268. WHO WASN'T IN PRISON,

269. MORE ILLEGAL BEAN

270. AND SHE BORE HIM MANY CHILDREN

271. AND SUED HIS ASS

272. FOR CUSTODY OF THEM.

273. BUT ONE DAY...

274. - PANCHO! YOU'VE COME BACK!

275. FOR ME!

276. - YEAH, NO! - SHUT UP!

277. DAMN. LET YOUR HAIR DOWN.

278. - PANCHO CLIMBED HER HAIR,

279. AND WHEN HE REACHED THE TOP,

280. LOVER'S EYES AND SAID...

281. HE LOOKED IN HIS LONG-LOST

282. - OH.

283. AY, GROSS!

284. FROM YOUR NOSE?

285. YOU KNOW, EH, DONNA,

286. I'VE BEEN THINKING,

287. TO BREAK YOUR HEART

288. YOU KNOW, I... I DON'T WANT

289. AND I'M GOING THROUGH

290. THAT I GOT TO WORK THROUGH

291. A LOT OF RIGHT NOW

292. AND I'M NOT THE BEST GUY

293. IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW.

294. I'M NOT RIGHT FOR YOU.

295. - I GOT TO THINK ABOUT THINGS - A LITTLE BIT, OK?

296. - IT'LL WORK OUT SOMEHOW, - BUT, YEAH, GIVE ME THAT HAIR.

297. - AND HE SNIPPED THE NOSE HAIR

298. FROM HER BREATHING CAVITY...

299. - GRACIAS.

300. - BECAUSE HE THOUGHT - HE KNEW SOMEONE

301. - WHO COULD SPIN NOSE HAIR - INTO GOLD.

302. - NOW SPIN IT INTO GOLD, MAN.

303. - DONNA'S HEART WAS SHATTERED.

304. - NO, PANCHO! NO!

305. - FORTUNATELY FOR HER,

306. SHE TURNED INTO

307. THE INCREDIBLE HULK...

308. - AAAAH!

309. - BUT NOT THE MARVEL COMIC HULK,

310. A TOTALLY DIFFERENT HULK

311. THAT WE MADE UP...

312. - HULK MAD!

313. - AND DONNA TOOK PANCHO'S BODY

314. TO THE BEAN WIZARD.

315. - OH, BEAN WIZARD,

316. CAN YOU HELP ME?

317. - HE'S BEEN SHOT IN THE HEAD.

318. - BUT ISN'T THERE ANYTHING?

319. BUT ISN'T THERE ANYTHING

320. YOU CAN DO?

321. - MAYBE.

322. PROBABLY.

323. DEFINITELY!

324. - OH! THANK YOU, BEAN WIZARD.

325. - BRAIN. - OH, WAIT. NO, NO, NO. OW.

326. - BRAINS!

327. AY, QUE DELICIOSO.

328. - AND SO THE BEAN ZOMBIE

329. TERRORIZED THE COUNTRYSIDE

330. FOR A THOUSAND YEARS,

331. AND THE BEANS DROVE

332. OF THE COUNTRYSIDE,

333. THE HYPNOGERMS OUT

334. LED BY THE ZOMBIEFIED PRINCE,

335. WHERE THEY WOULD RULE

336. A THOUSAND YEARS.

337. THE COUNTRYSIDE FOR

338. - WELL, IT LOOKS - LIKE IT'S WORKING.

339. THE BEANS ARE OBVIOUSLY WINNING.

340. - AY, MIOS DIO!

341. - DAMN. WHAT'S HE DOING?

342. - OH, HE'S JUST PASSING GAS - OUT OF HIS OCULAR CAVITIES.

343. I TOLD YOU THERE'D BE

344. SIDE EFFECTS, YOU KNOW.

345. YEP, HE'S MEXICAN NOW.

346. - CONGRATULATIONS!

347. YOU'RE OUR NEW CONTESTANT!

348. - WHOA! WHAT? W-WAIT A MINUTE.

349. WHERE DID THE HYPNOGERMS GO?

350. - OH, YEAH.

351. THEY WENT UP YOUR BACK.

352. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

353. I'M HAPPY, DUDE.

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