Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3x11

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An ancient and all powerful T-shirt gives Meatwad amazing powers to see and know all. Meatwad uses his new powers to summon Santa Claus and a hoard of Easter Bunnies.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

2. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

3. - SPACECATAZ.

4. - THEY AS SO STUCK

5. WITH THAT BILL.

6. IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

7. BUT I'M LAUGHING ANYWAY.

8. HA HA HA!

9. - OH, MAN, ARE THOSE - MEAT-CRAVERS?

10. - WELL, 4 MILLION OF THEM ARE.

11. I HAD SOME WITH OLIVES, TOO.

12. I REMEMBERED THEY LIKED THAT.

13. I'M NOT SATAN.

14. - YOU THINK MAYBE THEY'LL, UH...

15. THEY'LL, YOU KNOW, GET PISSED

16. AND MAYBE PRANK US

17. AND ORDER US A BUNCH OF PIZZAS?

18. - YEAH, THAT SMELLS PRETTY GOOD.

19. - I THINK I'M GETTING

20. KIND OF HUNGRY.

21. - ME, TOO.

22. DUDES!

23. - OH, GOD! HOW MUCH LONGER?

24. EGYPT IS SO BORING!

25. IT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!

26. I MEAN, YOU DON'T HEAR

27. DMX RAP ABOUT IT.

28. - I FIND THAT THIS IS - HIGHLY EFFILLIGENT

29. AND EDUMACATIONIST

30. FOR MY BRAIN...

31. BECAUSE

32. I AM SMART, BOY.

33. - YOU TELL ME HOW THIS - IS GONNA HELP YOU

34. - GET A HIGH POWER, - 6-FIGURE JOB.

35. YOU THINK THEY ASK

36. TOM CRUISE THIS STUFF

37. BEFORE HE SIGNS ON HIS MOVIES?

38. NO ONE HAS TO KNOW THIS EVER!

39. - SHAKE, JUST GO BACK - TO THE GIFT SHOP

40. AND LET MEATWAD AND I

41. ENJOY THE EXHIBIT, OK?

42. - YOU NEED ME HERE.

43. I AM A STRONG COUNTERPOINT

44. TO THE HEADPHONE.

45. - HEY, WHO'S THIS OLD BOY HERE?

46. IS THAT DMX?

47. - OH, THAT'S OSIRIS, - THE EGYPTIAN GOD OF THE DEAD.

48. - HEY! HEY, LOOK!

49. OVER HERE. LOOK AT THIS.

50. WHAT'S THAT MEAN IN EGYPTO?

51. - WELL, THAT'S YOU TELLING

52. ME TO SIT AND SPIN.

53. - BINGO! NOW, DO IT.

54. - SHUT UP, SHAKE, - I'M TRYING TO HEAR THIS.

55. - LEGEND HAS IT THAT OSIRIS,

56. THE EGYPTIAN GOD OF THE DEAD,

57. WORE THIS ANCIENT T-SHIRT

58. ON HOT DAYS IN HIS UNDER...

59. IN THE UNDERWORLD.

60. IT WAS GIVEN TO HIM

61. BY AN ANCIENT BANK...

62. - SHAKE, SHUT UP.

63. - SOME SAY IT GAVE HIM THE POWER

64. TO KNOW AND DO ANYTHING.

65. AND THAT'S WHY MOST OF THE DEAD

66. IN THE UNDERWORLD

67. REFERRED TO HIM AS...

68. AN ASS.

69. - WOW. - DAMN!

70. THAT IS SOME KIND

71. OF MAGIC T-SHIRT.

72. - YEAH, IT IS.

73. - NOW CONTINUE TO YOUR LEFT

74. AND VIEW EGYPT'S PATHETIC

75. AND IGNORANT ATTEMPT

76. AT A CELLULAR PHONE.

77. - COME ON, SHAKE.

78. - YOU GO AHEAD.

79. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

80. - LOOK AT YOU.

81. - YOU THINKING ABOUT - STEALING THAT SHIRT.

82. - AIN'T YOU? - I'M THINKING ABOUT IT.

83. YES.

84. NOW, TAKE THE FORM OF A HAMMER.

85. - OK.

86. - NOW WHAT?

87. HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

88. - NO. IT'S MINE! NO WAY!

89. I'M KEEPING THIS.

90. - I HAD TO GET HIM - IN TROUBLE FOR THIS.

91. YOU THINK I LIKE GETTING

92. MY FRIENDS IN TROUBLE?

93. - I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

94. - YOU THOUGHT IT.

95. I READ MY MIND!

96. - OH, YEAH? - WELL, WHAT AM I THINKING?

97. - HO HO HO HO. - OH, THAT'S CUTE.

98. YOU'RE TRYING TO COME UP WITH

99. SOMETHING FOR ME TO THINK OF,

100. BUT YOU CAN'T 'CAUSE YOUR BRAIN

101. IS PERMANENTLY UNPLUGGED.

102. - YOU KNOW, HE MAY BE RIGHT.

103. I THINK THAT THAT

104. T-SHIRT DOES WORK.

105. - WELL, SHAKE, I DO KNOW THAT

106. - YOU'RE GONNA TAKE - THAT T-SHIRT BACK.

107. - BUT THIS GIVES ME

108. THE POWER TO KNOW IT ALL.

109. - WELL, BACK THERE,

110. - YOU SAID IT GAVE YOU - THE POWER TO READ MINDS.

111. SO, WHICH IS IT?

112. - UM...

113. I DON'T KNOW.

114. - BUT YOU SAID

115. THAT YOU KNOW IT ALL.

116. AND NOW YOU SAY YOU DON'T KNOW.

117. - IT HAS POWERS, OK!

118. EVERYONE, OK?

119. - AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA SAY - IT SMELLS LIKE ASS.

120. - BECAUSE IT DOES - SMELL LIKE ASS, MAN.

121. - THAT T-SHIRT IS OVER - 5 MILLION YEARS OLD.

122. - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?

123. THAT YOU BETTER WASH

124. THE ASS OUT OF THAT SHIRT.

125. - WELL, WHO BETTER TO WASH

126. THE ASS OUT OF THAT SHIRT

127. THAN MY SLAVE... WHICH IS YOU!

128. GO FORTH TO THE WASHROOM

129. AND WORK FOR MY HEALTH,

130. YOU DIRTY JACKAL!

131. WHAT THE HELL'S TAKING SO LONG?

132. - YOU NEED TO CHILL.

133. I'VE GOT A WHOLE LOAD IN HERE.

134. - A LOAD!

135. - WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY - HAVE IN THERE?

136. - YOU'RE PRANCING - AROUND HERE NAKED

137. LIKE IN THE FREAKIN'

138. SUMMER OF LOVE!

139. - I'M WASHING MY

140. CHRISTMAS SOCK, BOY.

141. I WANT TO BE PREPARED...

142. FOR WHEN SANTA COMES.

143. - SANTA IS NOT

144. COMING THIS SUMMER!

145. - YES, HE IS!

146. I PUT ON YOUR T-SHIRT

147. AND CALLED OUT TO HIM

148. WITH MY BRAINWAVES.

149. - YOU DID WHAT?

150. THE T-SHIRT IS NOT TO BE ABUSED!

151. IT IS TO BE THROWN IN THERE

152. WITH A FULL BOTTLE OF BLEACH

153. IN VERY HOT WATER.

154. - SHAKE, I READ THE TAG.

155. IT SAID COLD WATER ONLY.

156. - OH, YEAH, LIKE YOU CAN READ

157. A BUNCH OF BIRDS AND SQUIGGLES.

158. - I CAN.

159. - I DECIDE WHAT WILL BE

160. AIRBRUSHED ON THE BACK!

161. - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT!

162. - OH, SHOOT. LOOK AT THIS.

163. FADED.

164. HEY, HERE'S YOUR THING.

165. WELL, AT LEAST IT'S CLEAN,

166. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

167. - YEAH...

168. AND AS SOON AS I GET IT ON,

169. - I'M GONNA CLEAN OUT - YOUR LITTLE SKULL

170. - WITH A POSSESSED - ICE CREAM SPOON,

171. BUT I'M GONNA HAVE A DEMON DO IT

172. BECAUSE I'M VERY TIRED.

173. - SHAKE, STOP.

174. - SOMEONE PLEASE YANK ON THIS.

175. - SHAKE! SHAKE, STOP! - YOU'RE GONNA RIP IT.

176. - RIP THIS. IT'LL FIT. - NO, IT WON'T.

177. - YES, IT WILL. - NO, IT WON'T.

178. THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN

179. WEAR THIS NOW IS MEATWAD.

180. - HELLO, HAND-ME-DOWN.

181. - OH, YEAH? WELL, PUT IT ON.

182. AND DO MY BIDDING!

183. - OK.

184. THERE WE GO.

185. WHAT DO YOU BID?

186. - LET'S UH...

187. WHY DON'T WE CALL UP A...

188. OH, I KNOW!

189. HOW ABOUT A PLAGUE OF SNAKES...

190. TO DEVOUR YOU FOR YOUR INSULIN!

191. - OK, HANG ON.

192. - HA! HEY! LET'S PLAY

193. HIDE-AND-SEEK, MEATWAD!

194. - WHAT THE...

195. - IS THAT THE PLAGUE - OF SNAKES I ASKED FOR?

196. - I DON'T KNOW.

197. HEY, IS YOU THE PLAGUE

198. OF SNAKES HE ASKED FOR?

199. - UH-UH. I'M THE EASTER BUNNY!

200. - HE THE EASTER BUNNY.

201. - I KNOW THAT!

202. - WELL, LEMME... LEMME... LEMME...

203. LEMME TAKE ANOTHER

204. CRACK AT IT, HOLD ON.

205. - I'M THE EASTER BUNNY'S

206. TWIN BROTHER...

207. DARRYL!

208. - THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

209. - YOU KNOW WHAT? - I'M JUST GONNA GO TO THE MALL.

210. I'LL HAVE MY CELL PHONE ON, OK.

211. IN CASE SOMETHING GOES WRONG,

212. HIT ME ON THE CELL.

213. - WELL, I FEEL LIKE WE GOT

214. A COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN HERE

215. - 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, - YOU SAY SNAKES,

216. AND ALL I HEAR FROM YOU

217. IS EASTER BUNNY,

218. EASTER BUNNY, EASTER BUNNY.

219. - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, LET'S JUST GO

220. WITH SOMETHING SIMPLE FIRST.

221. - ALL RIGHT. - HERE'S SOMETHING SIMPLE.

222. - HO HO HO! - SANTA CLAUS!

223. - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

224. - MASTER SHAKE, YOU'VE BEEN

225. A NAUGHTY BOY TODAY.

226. - DON'T PLAY WITH ME, FAT MAN!

227. - SANTA, DID YOU GET MY LETTER?

228. - MEATWAD, WHY DID YOU

229. CALL ME IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY?

230. - I WANT ME SOME PRESENTS.

231. - I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR - THE FIRST QUARTER OF THIS YEAR

232. AND MOST OF THE SECOND QUARTER.

233. - IT'S THE MIDDLE

234. OF JULY!

235. I WAS SLEEPING.

236. - WELL, BUT I...

237. - ELVES DON'T EVEN

238. COME IN TILL SEPTEMBER.

239. - OK, BUT, WELL...

240. I WANT A UNICORN WITH

241. A HORN AND A BANANA SEAT

242. AND A BANANA SUIT, TOO.

243. PUT... GIVE ME THAT.

244. - WELL, I'LL JUST WALTZ ON DOWN

245. TO THE FREE PRESENT STORE!

246. YOU THINK I HAVE MONEY

247. TO BUY ALL THAT?

248. - OH, PLEASE NO. - NO, NOT THAT KIND OF HORN!

249. COME ON, USE YOUR HEAD.

250. - WELL, I DIDN'T DO IT. - YOU DID IT.

251. - OH.

252. - DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY COFFEE?

253. - I'M GETTING THERE.

254. - I'M SORRY... HE JUST WOKE ME UP,

255. AND IT PISSES ME OFF.

256. - OH, THAT'LL WORK FOR NOW.

257. BUT NO TELLING WHAT

258. I'M GONNA WANT LATER.

259. - ALL RIGHT, STOP.

260. THIS IS MY SHIRT, AND YOU ARE

261. NOT ABUSING IT PROPERLY.

262. - LOOK OUT THERE THEN.

263. HOW'S THAT GRAB YOU?

264. - HO HO HO HO!

265. WHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE?

266. - WHY, IT'S A BIG OLD

267. HAPPY EASTER EGG...

268. OH, GOD!

269. - HEY!

270. - THERE'S A FREAKIN' - EASTER EGG IN MY YARD!

271. - SON OF A!

272. - WELL, THAT'S PROBABLY - EGGZILLA, CARL.

273. HE'S THAT FIRE-BREATHING

274. EASTER EGG COME OUT OF MY MIND.

275. - OF COURSE! - OH, GOD!

276. - WELL, IT COULD BE - HIS GIRLFRIEND.

277. - MY SUIT IS MELTING - INTO MY SKIN!

278. - 'CAUSE IN MY MIND NOW,

279. HE'S GOING STEADY.

280. - OH, YEAH. NO,

281. THERE'S TWO OF THEM NOW.

282. - HE'S AT THE PROM.

283. - HEY, MAKE SURE THE HOUSE IS - COMPLETELY CRUSHED IF YOU COULD.

284. - THAT'S OK. THEY'RE IN LOVE.

285. HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

286. - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

287. YOU MISSED MY CAR!

288. HELP ME OUT WITH THIS!

289. YEAH, THERE WE DO!

290. - OH, MY GOD, WHAT? - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

291. DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO CALL ME?

292. - WELL, HELL, - I AIN'T GOT YOUR NUMBER.

293. - OH, THANK YOU, FRYLOCK.

294. OH.

295. IF I SURVIVE...

296. I'M GONNA BEAT THE

297. OUT OF THAT LITTLE MEATBALL!

298. - LOOK, SANTA, I AM SO SORRY.

299. MEATWAD JUST GOT A LITTLE

300. CARRIED AWAY, THAT'S ALL.

301. - HE GOT A LOT CARRIED AWAY.

302. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT REMOTE

303. CONTROLLED RACE CAR HE WANTS...

304. OH, YEAH, HE'S GONNA GET IT...

305. FAR UP HIS ASS!

306. - WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

307. CALM DOWN NOW, SANTA.

308. - I MIGHT SEE IF THE REINDEER - LIKE MEAT THIS YEAR!

309. - NOW, PLEASE NOW, SANTA, - YOU DON'T WANT...

310. - GET OUT OF MY WAY. - DON'T TRY TO GET UP.

311. - GET OUT OF MY WAY!

312. - YOU NEED TO REST AND...

313. - OH, AND YOU!

314. - YOU'RE HIS ASS-WIPE ROOMMATE, - AREN'T YOU?

315. OH, IF I GO DOWN,

316. WHO WILL DELIVER THE TOYS?

317. - TOYS? I... - YOU?

318. - I DON'T KNOW.

319. - YOU HAVE NO IDEA

320. HOW IT WORKS, DO YOU.

321. DON'T EVEN HAVE A CLUE.

322. YOU KNOW WHAT?

323. LET ME BORROW YOUR PHONE.

324. HO HO HO HO.

325. I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE.

326. - NO. NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

327. YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT.

328. - IS THAT... IS THAT A MIRROR?

329. BRING THAT TO ME.

330. HOW DOES MY FACE LOOK?

331. - WELL...

332. - LIKE A MONSTER.

333. - NO! NO, YOU...

334. - OH, KIDS AREN'T GONNA WANT - TO SEE ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE...

335. - NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! - YOU'RE OK. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

336. - SOON AS YOU GROW YOUR BEARD BACK - AND YOUR EYEBROWS.

337. - I'M HORROR CLAUS.

338. OH, GOD!

339. IT'S GETTING COLD IN HERE.

340. - UH-OH, YOU'RE - GOING INTO SHOCK.

341. - NO, I'M NOT! - MEATWAD, GET IN HERE!

342. - YEAH, TAKE A LOOK - AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!

343. - YES, SIR? - YOU NEED TO FIX THIS!

344. - FIX WHAT... OH, MY GOODNESS!

345. - WELL, WHY DON'T - YOU JUST GIVE HIM

346. A BIG CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY?

347. - YEAH!

348. THAT'LL WORK.

349. - I SAID,

350. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE HIM

351. A BIG CHOCOLATE...

352. - LOOK, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED

353. TO DO HERE WITH THIS?

354. I KNOW.

355. YOU WERE ASLEEP.

356. - HE BROKE IN. - MEATWAD!

357. - HE FLIPPED A SWITCH,

358. BAD WIRING LIGHTS HIM ON FIRE.

359. - DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

360. - NO ONE KNOWS HE'S DOWN HERE. - COME ON.

361. - I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THIS - T-SHIRT IS MAKING YOU ACT!

362. - OH, IS THAT RIGHT?

363. - OH, YOU GOT A MIND - TO RAT ME OUT?

364. - NO, NO, NO, NO, MEATWAD. - NOTHING LIKE THAT.

365. - PLEASE, LOOK... YOU'VE - GOT THAT T-SHIRT ON.

366. JUST... JUST DO SOMETHING,

367. WILL YOU?

368. - OK, OK, OK.

369. JUST LOOK... LET ME...

370. LET ME CONCENTRATE HERE

371. FOR A SECOND.

372. OH, BOY! A NEW UNICYCLE!

373. - OH, MAN! LOOKIN' GOOD!

374. - THE ELVES KIND OF

375. AT THE LAST MINUTE.

376. WHIPPED IT UP FOR ME

377. - YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO - DO THIS YOURSELF NEXT YEAR.

378. - YEAH.

379. AROUND IN NO TIME,

380. - WHY, YOU'LL BE BOUNCING

381. OL' SOCCER CLAUS...

382. SANTA CLAUS!

383. SANTA CLAUS IS WHAT I SAID.

384. - IT'S IMPORTANT THAT - I DON'T LEAVE THIS TENT

385. UNTIL THE GRAFT FULLY

386. TAKES HOLD TO MY MUSCLES...

387. BECAUSE THIS IS MY SKIN NOW.

388. OH, GOD!

389. - IT'S OK. IT'S OK, SANTA.

390. JUST TAKE YOUR TIME.

391. - OK. OK.

392. - NO, NO, NO. WE DO HAVE - A LOT OF HOUSES TO GO THROUGH.

393. SO, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY...

394. - OH, YEAH. OH.

395. I CAN'T SEE TOO WELL WITH

396. THE SOCCER BALL LIDS.

397. - TAKE IT EASY. IT'S OK.

398. - AND I THINK THAT

399. THIS IS JEFFY'S PLACE.

400. AND IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY,

401. HE WANTS A WOODEN TRAIN.

402. - GREAT! DID YOU HEAR THAT, - MEATWAD?

403. - YUP. HERE IT IS.

404. HIS VERY OWN...

405. WOODEN BRAIN.

406. - TRAIN, YOU IDIOT! TRAIN!

407. - DON'T YOU TALK UGLY TO ME.

408. I MEAN, I'LL SEND YOU TO

409. THE MOON WITH MY MAGIC SHIRT.

410. - YEAH, I KNOW, MASTER.

411. - JEFFY'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO - BITE THE BULLET ON THIS ONE...

412. 'CAUSE IT HAS BEEN A LONG NIGHT

413. AND WE AIN'T EVEN DONE

414. THE EASTERN SEABOARD YET.

415. - JUST GIVE IT TO HIM.

416. HE'S NOT A... NOT A BRIGHT CHILD.

417. - CAN I ASK A QUESTION, MASTER?

418. YOU... YOU SAID WE WOULD BE

419. TRADING OFF AT SOME POINT.

420. IS THAT CLOSE?

421. - WE GONNA FINISH UP AMERICA,

422. THEN WE DO EUROPE,

423. - THEN YOU KNOCK OUT - THE MIDDLE EAST YOURSELF.

424. - YOU!

425. - CRY ME A RIVER,

426. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

427. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

428. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

429. www.ncicap.org...

430. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE